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- Chapter 257: "The Nighthawk Truly Has No Place Here, I Said"
- Page 1.
- >What splendid cherry blossoms
- Page 2.
- >What are you doing, Sensei?
- >Painting the spring scenery
- >Painting the spring? Doesn't that make your painting...
- >A picture of spring?
- TL Note: The Japanese word "Shunga" literally means "picture of spring" but refers to pornographic illustrations
- Page 3.
- >You're wrong! It's not something pornographic!
- >Oh, neighborhood ladies!
- >This artist is drawing wonderful pictures of spring for you all!
- >I told you, you're wrong! Look, cherry blossoms!
- >My, what A lewd shade of pink!
- >It's a cherry blossom
- >Cherry blossoms are pink!!
- >Sensei, since when have you been into painting?
- >Is this because I called you a hack writer earlier?
- >Don't call me a hack!
- >It looks like he can't paint, either
- >Anyway, saying "pictures of spring"
- >Does a disservice to the season
- >When I behold such beautiful cherry blossoms
- >I begin to see how wonderful it is to be alive
- >Did our Sensei
- >Really just say
- >Something like that?
- >This is...
- Page 4.
- >Xenoglossia!
- >Xenoglossia?
- >"A minor case of xenoglossia" might be more apt
- >Xenoglossia refers to somone spontaneously beginning to
- >Speak in a language they've never learned, from a country they've never been to
- >Sensei suddenly saying something so sappy
- >Must be an example of minor xenoglossia!
- >S- Sappy?
- >Now that you mention it...
- Page 5.
- >People suddenly say things you would never normally expect them to all the time
- >Xenoglossia is also known as "xenoglossy," right?
- >First described by parapsychologists...
- >The condition often manifested itself during primitive medical treatments, such as exorcisms
- >H- Hitou-san is...
- >Saying difficult words she would normally never use!
- >Am I not allowed to use long words now!?
- >You probably just heard them on TV or something
- >But it sounds like xenoglossy to other people when you use words like that
- Page 6.
- >Look, that's a much better example of xenoglossy than I am!
- >I am so sorry
- >A CEO who would never apologize to someone at the office
- >Using words his coworkers have never heard him say before!
- >Isn't that...
- >Xenoglossy?
- >...Not really
- >Just an overbearing wife
- >But anyway
- >If you start using words that you would normally never say
- >It sounds like xenoglossia to the people listening
- >When your strict supervisor returns home
- >And starts using really embarrassing baby talk!
- >Or when someone with no connection to the industry whatsoever
- >Suddenly starts spewing technical jargon!
- Page 7.
- >This might be real xenoglossia.
- >This foreign musician, who probably doesn't know any Japanese,
- >Is singing in our language!
- >Listen.
- phonograph: Disrespect your teachers, disrespect your teachers
- >Those are just misheard lyrics
- >You should probably submit them to Tamori Club or something
- >That probably happens
- >In other languages too
- >Now that you mention it
- >What was your full name again, Sensei?
- >You forgot?
- >It's Itoshiki Nozomu
- Page 8.
- >What are you doing!?
- >He says that you
- >Just said something incredibly rude in his native language!
- >But I don't speak his language at all!
- >I don't even know what it is!
- >Making disparaging remarks about someone in a language you don't know
- >What amazing xenoglossy, Sensei!
- >How could my own name
- >Be a disparaging remark?
- >Because it's Zetsubou
- >I told you, it's Itoshiki Nozomu...
- Page 9.
- >What is it?
- >It's the first time I've heard Sensei's full name
- >In Maria's language...
- >It means something different! Pervert!
- >W- Wait!
- >What does it mean!?
- >As expected of Sensei
- >Sexually harassing someone in a language he doesn't speak!
- >Even if I did say something dirty
- >I don't even know what language it was in!
- >It's not just you. This world is full of...
- >People using words they have no reason to know!
- list:
- -Someone who's never watched anime before saying "Azunyan" in their sleep
- -The previous first lady who could speak Venusian
- -Your superior who speaks Tagalog for some reason
- -A cabinet minister using the term "monopoly on legitimate violence" in a positive way
- -Terrorists who can talk to dolphins
- -An elderly person talking to a tree about old times
- -High school girls using the word "microsievert"
- -Gyaru-mamas using the word "becquerel"
- >The same applies to paintings as well
- >People drawing accurate depictions of a city they've never been to or seen before
- Page 10.
- >That's an exact floor plan of my room!
- >How strange
- >I've never been there before!
- >What about every time Sensei goes home?
- >Anyway
- >There are people who can draw things they've never seen before!
- >Yes, there are.
- >People who draw things they've never seen.
- >What do you mean?
- >What are you saying I draw but have never seen?
- >Yes, what do you mean?
- >Who knows.
- >Putting Fujiyoshi-san aside for a moment...
- Page 11.
- >There are men who can draw accurate female nudes even though they've never seen a real one, aren't there?
- >You knew the whole time!
- >Now I'm serious
- >I'll accurately draw Sensei's naked body
- >Even though I've never seen it!
- >Kyaaa~!
- >Stop it!
- >That's not fair
- >I'll draw one too
- >Me too.
- >Stop! Perverts!
- Page 12.
- >Please don't draw my internal organs even though you've never seen them!
- >There's a dark spot here.
- >You should have it checked out.
- >It's an ulcer
- >She was right...
- >Gastroglossia!
- >Could you paint this area for me? I've been having headaches
- >What?
- >She's like a CT scan
- Page 13.
- >Now, let's all draw a picture of the house you'd like to live in one day.
- >Okay~
- >Wow, what a weird house
- >Yours is weirder
- >We're neighbors, so don't build anything weird
- >You too
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