Ana / Cal / Kaz vs 2 Giclopes

[22:30] <Serket> Two massive, one-eyed creatures claw themselves up from out of the very ground beneath you, bringing with them large concentrations of boulders because fuck Snare.
[22:30] <Serket> Roll initiative
[22:30] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 1d20+2
[22:30] <Callum_Heyes> !roll 1d20+2
[22:30] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{18}
[22:30] <Tyche[Dice]> Callum_Heyes rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{3}
[22:30] <Callum_Heyes> NICE
[22:30] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+2
[22:30] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{3}
[22:30] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (LOL)
[22:30] <Callum_Heyes> ((DOUBLE NICE))
[22:30] <Anastasia_Locke> Nice combo
[22:30] <Future_Aurora[invisible]> (: D)
[22:30] <Serket> ....
[22:31] <Callum_Heyes> ((CAN WE GET THE TRIPPLE))
[22:31] <Callum_Heyes> ((GO SERK))
[22:31] <Serket> !roll 2#1d20-2
[22:31] <Tyche[Dice]> Serket rolled : 2#1d20-2 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{2}, [ 1d20=15 ]{13}
[22:31] <Serket> no
[22:31] <Serket> but somehow
[22:31] <Serket> the giclops is slower than a critfail
[22:32] <Serket> Turn Order: Kazuma, Giclops 1, Callum, Anastasia, Giclops 2
[22:32] == Serket changed the topic of #RPGStuck_Serket to: Turn Order: Kazuma, Giclops 1, Callum, Anastasia, Giclops 2
[22:32] <Serket> now roll
[22:32] <Serket> :3
[22:33] <Serket> Can the real Kazuma_Raigeki please stand up?
[22:33] <Kazuma_Raigeki> I raise Ana's stungun pistol, along with my own, and fire both at giclops 1.
[22:33] <Serket> I repeat
[22:33] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2#1d20+6
[22:33] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2#1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{7}, [ 1d20=14 ]{20}
[22:33] <Serket> Oh, there we go. Roll to-hit even though you're probably incapable of missing.
[22:33] <Serket> PFFF.
[22:33] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (well darn)
[22:33] <Serket> (The funny part is)
[22:33] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (still hits)
[22:33] <Serket> (It'd still hit, even with the critfail)
[22:33] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (but, i mean)
[22:33] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (crits auto hit)
[22:33] <Serket> (but it's a critfail)
[22:33] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (so i imagine crit fails auto fail)
[22:34] <Future_Aurora[invisible]> ^
[22:34] <Serket> (so i mean you're still going to hit)
[22:34] <Serket> (just not the giclops)
[22:34] <Serket> !roll 1d3
[22:34] <Tyche[Dice]> Serket rolled : 1d3 --> [ 1d3=1 ]{1}
[22:34] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (the other giclops?)
[22:34] <Serket> You hit Callum instead of the Giclops.
[22:34] <Serket> With the first shot that is, roll for damage.
[22:34] <Kazuma_Raigeki> I apologize for this
[22:34] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2d6+6
[22:34] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2d6+6 --> [ 2d6=6 ]{12}
[22:35] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Sorry!"
[22:35] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Can i still roll the other shot on the giclops?)
[22:35] <Serket> (Yeah, you still hit the giclops with the second shot)
[22:35] <Callum_Heyes> "DA FUHK"
[22:35] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 1d6
[22:36] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 1d6 --> [ 1d6=6 ]{6}
[22:36] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "I'm not good at aiming!"
[22:36] <Serket> Your shot hits the Giclops like a balled up piece of paper hitting a fighter jet.
[22:36] <Callum_Heyes> "POYNT DA GUHN DA ODAH WAE"
[22:36] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "I'll be sure to do that next time, sorry!"
[22:36]  * Kazuma_Raigeki backs away from the giclops as much as possible
[22:36] <Kazuma_Raigeki> End turn.
[22:37] <Serket> Kazuma fails to back far enough away from the Giclops, and the Giclops retaliates for the second shot in kind.
[22:37] <Serket> And by in kind
[22:37] <Serket> I mean with his over-sized fists.
[22:37] <Serket> !roll 2#1d20+7 punch
[22:37] <Tyche[Dice]> Serket rolled : 2#1d20+7 punch --> [ 1d20=19 ]{26}, [ 1d20=19 ]{26}
[22:37] <Callum_Heyes> hm
[22:37] <Kazuma_Raigeki> eeyup
[22:37] <Kazuma_Raigeki> this was a TERRIBLE plan
[22:38] <Serket> !roll 2#2d6+7
[22:38] <Tyche[Dice]> Serket rolled : 2#2d6+7 --> [ 2d6=8 ]{15}, [ 2d6=9 ]{16}
[22:38] <Serket> You take 31 damage.
[22:38] <Kazuma_Raigeki> I am at 3 HP
[22:38] <Serket> So much for not being OHKO'd the first turn
[22:38] <Serket> This is why you put points in Con like Aurora
[22:38] <Callum_Heyes> So far so good
[22:38] <Serket> Anywys, Callum
[22:38] <Serket> You're up buttercup.
[22:39] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (I wont need them at level 10)
[22:39] <Callum_Heyes> TRIPLE TAP TIME
[22:39] <Callum_Heyes> i attack the one that got hurt already
[22:39] <Serket> (inb4 triple critfail)
[22:39] <Callum_Heyes> !roll 2#d20+2
[22:39] <Tyche[Dice]> Callum_Heyes rolled : 2#d20+2 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{7}, [ 1d20=15 ]{17}
[22:39] <Callum_Heyes> !roll 2#d20+2
[22:39] <Tyche[Dice]> Callum_Heyes rolled : 2#d20+2 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{16}, [ 1d20=5 ]{7}
[22:39] <Callum_Heyes> !roll 2#d20+2
[22:39] <Tyche[Dice]> Callum_Heyes rolled : 2#d20+2 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{16}, [ 1d20=1 ]{3}
[22:40] <Serket> Two shots hit, the other one ricochets off the Giclops' hide, and hits...
[22:40] <Serket> !roll 1d3
[22:40] <Tyche[Dice]> Serket rolled : 1d3 --> [ 1d3=2 ]{2}
[22:40] <Serket> You!
[22:40] <Serket> !roll 1d6+2 for self damage.
[22:40] <Tyche[Dice]> Serket rolled : 1d6+2 for self damage. --> [ 1d6=3 ]{5}
[22:40] <Callum_Heyes> !roll 1d6+2
[22:40] <Tyche[Dice]> Callum_Heyes rolled : 1d6+2 --> [ 1d6=2 ]{4}
[22:40] <Callum_Heyes> !roll 1d6+2
[22:40] <Tyche[Dice]> Callum_Heyes rolled : 1d6+2 --> [ 1d6=1 ]{3}
[22:41] <Serket> Your shots continue to hit the Giclops for little to no effect whatsoever.
[22:41] <Serket> End turn?
[22:41] <Callum_Heyes> end turn
[22:41] <Anastasia_Locke> Pushing Strike 6
[22:41] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+6 to send flying
[22:41] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+6 to send flying --> [ 1d20=5 ]{11}
[22:42] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d6+2 damage
[22:42] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d6+2 damage --> [ 1d6=5 ]{7}
[22:42] <Anastasia_Locke> How far is the other one?
[22:42] <Serket> The Giclops is shunted back 30 feet (It is 30 feet, right?)
[22:42] <Anastasia_Locke> Eeyup
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[22:43] <Serket> The other one is exactly 5 feet away from the group.
[22:43] <Anastasia_Locke> Same to that one
[22:43] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+6
[22:43] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{13}
[22:43] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d6
[22:43] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d6 --> [ 1d6=3 ]{3}
[22:43]  * Anastasia_Locke hides behind one of the boulders.  Thanks, terrain cover!
[22:44] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn
[22:44] <Serket> (Wait)
[22:45] <Serket> (Oknvmillcheckthephb)
[22:46] <Serket> Alright, Giclops 2 is up.
[22:47] <Serket> Giclops 2 decides to pick up a nearby boulder and launch it at Callum for shooting the other Giclops.
[22:47] <Serket> !roll 1d20+7
[22:47] <Tyche[Dice]> Serket rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{15}
[22:47] <Callum_Heyes> 15AC
[22:48] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (wait, can you throw it with str?)
[22:48] <Serket> (Most thrown stuff that isn't specifically finesse is Str)
[22:48] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (aight, just checking)
[22:48] <Future_Aurora[invisible]> (most is dex because aiming)
[22:48] <Future_Aurora[invisible]> (knives for example)
[22:48] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (fair enough)
[22:49] <Serket> (That's true, but lobbing a giant boulder and throwing knives are two totally different things)
[22:49] <Serket> (With a boulder you're more concerned with getting the boulder far enough to your target than aiming well)
[22:49] <Serket> anyways
[22:50] <Serket> !roll 2d6+7 boulder damage because I don't feel like making up different dmage dice
[22:50] <Tyche[Dice]> Serket rolled : 2d6+7 boulder damage because I don't feel like making up different dmage dice --> [ 2d6=5 ]{12}
[22:50] <Serket> It is now; Kazuma's turn.
[22:50] <Anastasia_Locke> "Kaz!  Doritos!"
[22:50] <Anastasia_Locke> "Also take cover!"
[22:51]  * Kazuma_Raigeki noms a dorito
[22:51] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (halfways between 4.2 and my max health, right?)
[22:51] <Serket> (I don't have any stats for nomming doritos ::::P)
[22:51] <Anastasia_Locke> ((4.2 and damage taken))
[22:52] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Dank))
[22:52] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (bluh, what's halfway between 4.2 and 31?)
[22:52] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (im too lazy to math)
[22:53] <Serket> (( just say like, 16
[22:53] <Anastasia_Locke> ((17.6))
[22:53] <Serket> (( 17, then.
[22:53] <Kazuma_Raigeki> aight)
[22:53] <Anastasia_Locke> ((How high are the giclopes able to throw?))
[22:53] <Serket> (( Yes
[22:53] <Anastasia_Locke> ((How high was THAT throw?))
[22:53]  * Kazuma_Raigeki aims at giclops 1 with stungun.
[22:53] <Serket> ( Yes
[22:53] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 1d20+6
[22:53] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{12}
[22:54] <Serket> Hits
[22:54] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2d6+6
[22:54] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2d6+6 --> [ 2d6=6 ]{12}
[22:54] <Serket> Duh.
[22:54]  * Kazuma_Raigeki takes cover behind boulder.
[22:54] <Kazuma_Raigeki> End turn.
[22:55] <Serket> Giclops 1 rushes towards the only available target, that is to say, Callum, and attacks with his moderately sized fists.
[22:55] <Serket> !roll 2#1d20+7
[22:55] <Tyche[Dice]> Serket rolled : 2#1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{24}, [ 1d20=14 ]{21}
[22:55] <Serket> !roll 2#2d6+7
[22:55] <Tyche[Dice]> Serket rolled : 2#2d6+7 --> [ 2d6=11 ]{18}, [ 2d6=12 ]{19}
[22:55] <Callum_Heyes> !roll 18+19
[22:55] <Tyche[Dice]> Callum_Heyes rolled : 18+19 --> {37}
[22:55] <Serket> (( Dammmmnnn
[22:55] <Callum_Heyes> 1hp
[22:55] <Callum_Heyes> yay
[22:56] <Serket> It is now Callums turn
[22:57] <Anastasia_Locke> "Callum take cover you dummy!"
[22:57] <Callum_Heyes> I run the fuck away
[22:57] <Callum_Heyes> which is to say
[22:57] <Callum_Heyes> dash
[22:57] <Serket> bye
[22:57] <Callum_Heyes> And then i intimidate
[22:58] <Callum_Heyes> !roll 1d20+2
[22:58] <Tyche[Dice]> Callum_Heyes rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{12}
[22:58] <Serket> ...okay then
[22:58] <Serket> !roll 1d20-3
[22:58] <Tyche[Dice]> Serket rolled : 1d20-3 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{9}
[22:58] <Serket> The Giclops is intimidated.
[22:58] <Serket> What purpose this serves, however, is a mystery.
[22:58] <Serket> Ana's turn/
[22:58] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (-2 to hit and to AC)
[22:59] <Callum_Heyes> "UR MUDAH WAHS FAHT!"
[22:59] <Serket> (Yeah, only to him though.)
[22:59] <Callum_Heyes> I call out as I fucking leg it
[22:59] <Callum_Heyes> ((i doubt youll let me recruit a giclops))
[23:00] <Callum_Heyes> ((even if I crit))
[23:00] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+7 for Unfixable Thought Machine
[23:00] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+7 for Unfixable Thought Machine --> [ 1d20=4 ]{11}
[23:00] <Serket> (( Wis resistance, right?
[23:00] <Anastasia_Locke> Eeyup
[23:00] <Serket> If I'm reading the sheet right, Giclops have 15 Wis res, so, nope.
[23:00] <Anastasia_Locke> Perfect
[23:01] <Anastasia_Locke> I deliver the message "I'm trying to help you."
[23:01] <Anastasia_Locke> Even on failure, it still gets delivered.  They can just choose not to believe it.
[23:01] <Serket> Ah, right.
[23:02] <Serket> End turn?
[23:02] <Anastasia_Locke> Now, more importantly, I run to the farthest point of safety I can reach using both my running and Lift 5 to propel me farther
[23:02] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn
[23:02] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Um, Ana?"
[23:03] <Anastasia_Locke> "I have an idea, trust me."
[23:03] <Serket> (That's 50 feet away, btw)
[23:03] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Eeyup))
[23:04] <Serket> Has Kazuma moved? Because I'm pretty sure she's the only one within the range of any of the Giclops
[23:05] <Anastasia_Locke> She's behind cover
[23:05] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Ran behind a boulder)
[23:05] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (because darn it, this was a terrible idea)
[23:05] <Serket> Well, I mean.
[23:05] <Serket> Within punching range
[23:05] <Future_Aurora[invisible]> (she ran 30 so she should be outside the range)
[23:06] <Serket> (When did Kazuma run?)
[23:06] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (first turn)
[23:07] <Serket> I don't remember, but alright.
[23:07] <Serket> The Giclops walks up to where Giclops 1 is, picks up a rock, and readies an action.
[23:07] <Serket> It is now Kazuma's tunr.
[23:09] <Kazuma_Raigeki> I aim both guns at giclops 1
[23:09] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2#1d20+6
[23:09] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2#1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{12}, [ 1d20=5 ]{11}
[23:09] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 3d6+6
[23:09] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 3d6+6 --> [ 3d6=13 ]{19}
[23:09]  * Kazuma_Raigeki absconds the heck outta there
[23:09] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Preferably behind a boulder)
[23:09] <Kazuma_Raigeki> End turn.
[23:10] <Serket> (Range on a Pistol is 30/50, right?)
[23:10] <Serket> (Just asking for later)
[23:10] <Anastasia_Locke> 40/90
[23:10] <Serket> (The weapons list says 30/50)
[23:11] <Anastasia_Locke> Then Jac gave me a weird set of guns
[23:11] <Callum_Heyes> ((its 30/50))
[23:11] <Serket> So, Callum is 60 feet away from the Giclops, Kazuma is 30, and Ana is 50
[23:12] <Callum_Heyes> yep
[23:12] <Future_Aurora[invisible]> (kaz was 30 away, but run further just now)
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[23:13] <Serket> (So she's 60 away now?)
[23:13] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (eeyup)
[23:13] <Serket> That means that literally no-one is within range to hit the Giclops, lol.
[23:13] <Serket> Well, Callum, but no-one else
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[23:14] <Callum_Heyes> how the fuck am i in range
[23:14] <Callum_Heyes> Im the furthest away
[23:14] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (me too, thanks)
[23:14] <Serket> I'm pretty sure your weapon has the highest range
[23:14] <Callum_Heyes> ((oh i thought you meant get hit))
[23:14] <Callum_Heyes> ((i was really upset for a second there))
[23:14] <Serket> (( Everyone is within range to get hit :P ))
[23:15] <Callum_Heyes> ((my weapon is 10/30))
[23:15] <Callum_Heyes> ((thanks buddy))
[23:15] <Serket> (( Shit son. ))
[23:15] <Serket> (( Okay anyways ))
[23:15] <Serket> Giclops 1 lobs a boulder in Kazuma's direction.
[23:15] <Serket> !roll 2#1d20+7
[23:15] <Tyche[Dice]> Serket rolled : 2#1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{13}, [ 1d20=11 ]{18}
[23:15] <Future_Aurora[invisible]> (boulders of death)
[23:15] <Serket> No clue why I rolled two there.
[23:16] <Serket> But it misses nonetheless.
[23:16] <Serket> Callum's turn.
[23:16] <Callum_Heyes> I charm the giclops
[23:16] <Callum_Heyes> !roll 1d20+2
[23:16] <Tyche[Dice]> Callum_Heyes rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{13}
[23:16] <Serket> ..wh
[23:17] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (hey, you tried to charm the kernalsprite)
[23:17] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (you crit failed, but you still tried)
[23:17] <Serket> (That should be at -3, not +2)
[23:17] <Callum_Heyes> "STOHP TRIHNA USEH ROHKS ND FYGHT US LYKE MEHN"
[23:17] <Serket> !roll 1d20-3
[23:17] <Tyche[Dice]> Serket rolled : 1d20-3 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{1}
[23:17] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "How charming."
[23:17] <Anastasia_Locke> "Swooooon~."
[23:17] <Serket> The Giclops agrees to not throw anymore rocks at Callum.
[23:18] <Callum_Heyes> ((yay))
[23:18] <Serket> It however, argues that everone else is still fair game.
[23:18] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Hang on, let's talk this out."
[23:18] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "I think that leaving us alone would be a much better use of everyone's time."
[23:18] <Callum_Heyes> I dash further away
[23:18] <Serket> *The Giclops is not actually speaking
[23:18] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 1d20+11
[23:18] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{31}
[23:18] <Serket> Kazuma
[23:18] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Suck. It.)
[23:19] <Anastasia_Locke> ((> Fails))
[23:19] <Serket> As amazing as that roll is
[23:19] <Serket> It's not your turn.
[23:19] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Speaking is a free action.
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[23:19] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Can I save the roll for when it IS my turn, so I can actually get a benefit from it?)
[23:19] <Callum_Heyes> ((persuasion is not))
[23:19] <Callum_Heyes> end turn
[23:19] <Serket> (maybe)
[23:19] <Callum_Heyes> ((after the dash away that is))
[23:20] <Serket> Anyways
[23:20] <Serket> Anasturn
[23:20] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+7 to cast UTM again
[23:20] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+7 to cast UTM again --> [ 1d20=16 ]{23}
[23:20] <Serket> (It works
[23:20] <Anastasia_Locke> "We're on the same side.  Stop being a traitor."
[23:22] <Anastasia_Locke> Lift 5 to drag Kazuma closer to safety
[23:22] <Anastasia_Locke> Then use the Lift still affecting me to abscond another 20 feet
[23:22] <Serket> The Giclops looks at it's brother-clops.
[23:22] <Serket> It seems extremely confused for a minute.
[23:22] <Anastasia_Locke> ((10 free turns, you guys!))
[23:22] <Serket> It seems extremely confused for 6 seconds.
[23:23] <Anastasia_Locke> Still buys us a turn.  End.
[23:23] <Serket> The Giclops takes its turn to converse with Broclops in a series of grunts, growls, and a sort of low-volume roar.
[23:23] <Serket> It is now Kazuma's turn.
[23:23] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "I think that leaving us alone would be a much better use of everyone's time."
[23:24] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 20+11
[23:24] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 20+11 --> {31}
[23:24] <Serket> The Giclops stop conversing for a moment, and look at you with their eye(s) for a few moments.
[23:25] <Kazuma_Raigeki> I smile.
[23:25] <Serket> The Giclops attempts a weird sort of grin with it's awkward mouth.
[23:26] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Happy that the situation is resolved, I turn to join Ana and Cal.
[23:26]  * Kazuma_Raigeki whispers "I think now might be a good time to go."
[23:27] <Anastasia_Locke> "Hold on..."
[23:27] <Anastasia_Locke> "I wanna try something."
[23:27] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Alright, but don't make them start throwing stuff at us again."
[23:27] <Anastasia_Locke> "..."
[23:27] <Anastasia_Locke> "Never mind."
[23:28] <Serket> <Pff>
[23:28] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Ok, well I mean if you really want to, go ahead."
[23:28] <Anastasia_Locke> "Nah, probably safer leaving the minibosses until we can handle them a bit easier."
[23:28] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Yeah, gotta do a bit more level grinding."
[23:28] <Anastasia_Locke> "If we have to, we can kill them later."
[23:28]  * Kazuma_Raigeki turns to face the enemies.
[23:29] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Bye for now!"
[23:29]  * Kazuma_Raigeki waves
[23:29] <Callum_Heyes> "BUH BAI"
[23:29] <Anastasia_Locke> "Don't fight the humans."
[23:29] <Anastasia_Locke> "Just... don't."
[23:29] <Serket> The Giclops seem to understand you, and one of them waves at you clumsily.
[23:30] <Anastasia_Locke> "Man, they're going to be real upset in half an hour."
[23:30] <Anastasia_Locke> "Wait, hold on."
[23:30]  * Anastasia_Locke takes a few steps towards them
[23:30] <Anastasia_Locke> "Hey, you guys?"
[23:31] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Us, or the enemies?"
[23:31] <Anastasia_Locke> "Them."
[23:31] <Anastasia_Locke> "The big big guys."
[23:31] <Serket> The Giclops grunt at you in a questioning manner.
[23:32] <Anastasia_Locke> "The same thing goes for the rest of us.  Clear?"
[23:32] <Anastasia_Locke> "If you try and assault a superior again, there's going to be trouble."
[23:32] <Serket> They don't seem to understand a word you're saying.
[23:32]  * Anastasia_Locke nods a bit
[23:33] <Anastasia_Locke> "Thank you."
[23:33]  * Anastasia_Locke approaches the slightly-injured one.
[23:33] <Future_Aurora[invisible]> (can I play my temporal violin to heal Kaz and Cal?)
[23:34] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4 to cast Heal
[23:34] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d4 to cast Heal --> [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
[23:34] <Serket> (...fine)
[23:34] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+7 to cast UTM once more
[23:34] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+7 to cast UTM once more --> [ 1d20=18 ]{25}
[23:34] <Serket> (It succeeds)
[23:34] <Future_Aurora[invisible]> !roll 2#d20+1 to play a healing tune
[23:34] <Tyche[Dice]> Future_Aurora[invisible] rolled : 2#d20+1 to play a healing tune --> [ 1d20=4 ]{5}, [ 1d20=1 ]{2}
[23:34] <Anastasia_Locke> <You've done well.>
[23:34] <Future_Aurora[invisible]> well, 5hp guys
[23:34]  * Anastasia_Locke returns to the others
[23:35] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "D'awww, that's sweet!"
[23:35]  * Future_Aurora[invisible] invisible Aurora disappears in a red blur
[23:35] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Now I feel kinda bad for shooting them."
[23:35] <Serket> The Giclops turn around, walking away from the group. The ground shakes with every footstep.
[23:35] <Anastasia_Locke> "I shot them too.  There's just no reason they HAVE to be bosses."
[23:36] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "True that."
[23:36] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Do we get EXP?)
[23:36] <Anastasia_Locke> "Like Bartholomew, or Love Ninja, or the Basilings."
[23:36] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Who're those?"
[23:36] <Anastasia_Locke> "Friends."
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[23:36] <Anastasia_Locke> "Or enemies.  There's not much distinction sometimes."
[23:36] <Callum_Heyes> "ore emhp frehnd da firhst"
[23:37] <Serket> (( I'll just say you each get +150 EXP or smth)
[23:37] <Anastasia_Locke> "Yes, or Imp Friend."
[23:37] <Anastasia_Locke> "Or Quiet and Tiny."
[23:37] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "PK too?"
[23:37] <Anastasia_Locke> "Or PK."
[23:37] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Aña?"
[23:37] <Anastasia_Locke> "Yes?"
[23:38] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "No, not you."
[23:38] <Callum_Heyes> "hu"
[23:38] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "This other Aña's trying to be the final boss."
[23:38] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "But she's really bad at it."
[23:38] <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh, okay."
[23:38] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "I tried to help her do better, but she stopped talking to me."
[23:39] <Anastasia_Locke> "Well, maybe I need to give her a chat then."
[23:39] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "And y'know that white box thing we found, that had PK in it?"
[23:39] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "I think that might have been where she came from."
[23:40] <Anastasia_Locke> "Where she... came from?"
[23:40] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "I dunno."
[23:40] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Y'know that keyboard that was in there?"
[23:40] <Anastasia_Locke> "Yeah?"
[23:40] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "It sent a thought to my head when I typed in it."
[23:40] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "And that's how Aña talked to me earlier."
[23:41] <Anastasia_Locke> "Wow, that's... kinda weird."
[23:41] <Anastasia_Locke> "But also REALLY cool!"
[23:41] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "It really is, yeah."
[23:41] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "I dunno where is now, though."
[23:41] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (where she is*)
[23:42] <Anastasia_Locke> "Hmm... I could try and figure out how to hack the signal."
[23:42] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Sure, that'd be awesome!"
[23:42] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "I hope she doesn't get attacked by my cult."
[23:43] <Anastasia_Locke> "Ooh, good point.  Well, I'm sure if you told them she was one of your friends, it would be fine."
[23:43] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "I dunno, they kinda blatantly ignored me the first time."
[23:43] <Anastasia_Locke> "Good point.  Maybe we need to fix your cult a bit."
[23:44] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Yeah."
[23:44] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Maybe later, though."
[23:44] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "First I need to get back home."
[23:44] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Can you just like, lift me there?"
[23:44] <Callum_Heyes> "wayte CUHLTS"
[23:44] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Yeah!"
[23:44] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "On my land, I own a cult!"
[23:44] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "But they stole my save data, so they're kinda jerks."
[23:45] <Anastasia_Locke> "Yeah.  They need to be fixed."
[23:46] <Callum_Heyes> "mahn eye wahs kynda opin dis playceh wood b lehs borehn dehn da odah playce"
[23:46] <Callum_Heyes> "buht et suhks jusht es muhch nd et urts"
[23:46] <Serket> (fuck callum)
[23:46] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Sorry about that, Callum."
[23:46] <Serket> (it's about 20 degrees cooler in this shade you're throwing)
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[23:47] <Callum_Heyes> "ehts fyne"
[23:47] <Callum_Heyes> "eyel walhk et ov"
[23:48] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Good attitude!"
[23:49] <Anastasia_Locke> "Energy blanket?  Might make it hurt a bit less."
[23:49] <Callum_Heyes> "nah ets behtah two jusht slehp owt en da ohpen"
[23:49] <Callum_Heyes> "maykes mi feal morh et ome"
[23:50] <Anastasia_Locke> "Are you sure?  It's MAGIC~!"
[23:50] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "So Ana, wanna lift me home?"
[23:51] <Anastasia_Locke> "Yeah, okay.  Oh, but..."
[23:51]  * Anastasia_Locke grabs one of her laptops
[23:51] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Sorry if it seems like I'm ditching you guys."
[23:51] <Anastasia_Locke> "Get to the machine and plug this in.  I'm going to try something."
[23:51] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "I'm just worried about Aña."
[23:51] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Oh, ok."
[23:51] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Which machine?"
[23:51] <Anastasia_Locke> "The one you said Other-Ana used."
[23:51] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Oh, right."
[23:52] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "For sure!"
[23:52] <Anastasia_Locke> "Awesome.  Good luck."
[23:52] <Serket> (where would you even plug it in)
[23:52] <Anastasia_Locke> (Yes)
[23:52] == Future_Aurora[invisible] has changed nick to Letaali
[23:52] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Thanks! Bye guys!"
[23:52]  * Kazuma_Raigeki starts a video call with Ana using my phone.
[23:53] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (nvm, retcon that)
[23:53] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (im not a time player for a reason)