#weaverdice 23/02/18 Nonagon Jyggalag

4:38 AM
<Jyggalag> CG is brave for picking the cape name fletch
4:39 AM its literally a one letter swap to mock that cape name, they're gonna get burned alive in game
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4:40 AM
<Faustus> It's not a cape name -_-
4:40 AM His real name is Fletcher Bain, I'm Clifford Bain
4:40 AM
<Enneagon> you should get together and kill your parents.
4:41 AM
<Saff> fletch them off a cliff.
4:41 AM
<Jyggalag> You both need to yell at your parents
4:41 AM
<Faustus> Why?
4:41 AM
<Jyggalag> Clifford and Fletcher are both exploitable names as hell
4:42 AM its like naming your kid Graham
4:42 AM
<Saff> I don't mind the names.
4:42 AM
<Jyggalag> You know you're setting them up for a life of bullying
4:42 AM
<Saff> Though I think I prefer fletcher as a surname.
4:42 AM
<LazarusRises> Me neither, I like them.
4:42 AM
<Saff> dude there are worse names to give a kid
4:42 AM
<Jyggalag> they're fine names, but you're gonna get bullied forever
4:42 AM
<Enneagon> If my wife told me she wanted to name our kids Fletcher or Clifford I would get our marriage annulled.
4:42 AM
<Saff> that would require someone to find you tolerable enough to marry, Non.
4:42 AM
<Jyggalag> you're gonna get jokes about being a big red dog forever
4:43 AM
<Faustus> Considering that one of us is known for flipping out on people and the other is legitimately a huge, scary guy
4:43 AM I doubt that.
4:43 AM
<LazarusRises> I mean I wouldn't name my kids that either. But better than Jayden and Dante.
4:43 AM
<Enneagon> So what? Your parents didn't know you'd turn out to be emotionally maladjusted freaks.
4:43 AM
<Jyggalag> hey, Jayden is a perfectly fine name and Dante is also
4:43 AM
<Faustus> Also we're adopted and our dad was a villain
4:43 AM
<Saff> Jayden is a horrible name.
4:43 AM
<Faustus> I think they might have had an inkling
4:44 AM
<Enneagon> WHOEVER gave you that name should be killed.
4:44 AM
<Jyggalag> How can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real!?
4:44 AM
<Enneagon> There are many different kinds of emotionally maladjusted freaks.
4:44 AM and i'd rather be named jayden than fletcher tbh.
4:44 AM at least jayden sounds like a name, rather than a fantasyland curse.
4:44 AM
<Jyggalag> I'm pretty content with Samuel, even if I've actually had to start calling myself Samuel instead of Sam because there are TOO MANY PEOPLE NAMED SAM GODDAMN IT
4:45 AM anyway, the other problem is if you shorten Clifford to Cliff you either have to be a physically active guy or you'll come off as an anime weebo wannabe
4:45 AM
<Saff> it's not a curse.... it's a person who makes arrows.
4:46 AM
<Jyggalag> and fletcher there is no shortening except to fletch which you don't want to do
4:46 AM
<LazarusRises> I don't see why not, it's a nice word.
4:46 AM
<Jyggalag> people will swap the l and the e to mock you
4:47 AM
<Faustus> Only if you're in a position where people will mock you
4:47 AM
<Enneagon> if somebody in a witcher game called me a fucking fletcher i would not think they were asking for me to make arrows
4:47 AM
<LazarusRises> That's like... I don't think it's a common enough dirty word for people to think of it. Unless you've read that one Chuck Palahniuk book.
4:47 AM
<Jyggalag> you're always in a position where people will mock you
4:47 AM
<Faustus> Maybe in your life
4:47 AM
<LazarusRises> zing
4:47 AM
<Saff> it's a fucking fictional character
4:47 AM
<Jyggalag> Its a fucking fictional character who will be bullied for having that name
4:47 AM
<Saff> God damn now i'm gonna name my next WD character "big Tiddies McGee" so you all shut up.
4:47 AM
<Jyggalag> DEWIT!
4:48 AM
<Faustus> You named yourself Ferrous Bueller Jygg
4:48 AM
<Enneagon> Oh, we're not allowed to discuss Weaver Dice??
4:48 AM
<Faustus> That's why you are mocked
4:48 AM
<Enneagon> Every character is fictional.
4:48 AM
<Jyggalag> Ferrous Bueller was a fucking glorious name!
4:48 AM
<Bel> Ferrous Bueller is great.
4:48 AM You’re all fictional.
4:48 AM
<Saff> Look at Spelt, who names himself fucking. Penis McPenis every time.
4:48 AM
<LazarusRises> I also am in full support of Big Tiddies McGee.
4:49 AM
<Bel> I’d defend him but his PD character is an elementalist named ‘Rock Rock’ so
4:49 AM
<Faustus> I named a character "Miles Park" so who the hell cares
4:49 AM
<LazarusRises> Better'n Miles Walker.
4:49 AM
<Enneagon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5Q7CcINC8M
4:49 AM
<•_> [ Luke Skywalker - I care - YouTube ] - www.youtube.com
4:49 AM
<Jyggalag> that reminds me, do you think an elderly hospice abuse trigger would be viable or is that just plain too old to trigger?
4:49 AM
<Faustus> Nobody Important, Non, got it.
4:50 AM
<ThalAI> Jyggalag: thirty is the soft limit
4:50 AM
<Bel> Prolly too old, Jygg
4:50 AM
<Jyggalag> ah
4:50 AM
<Faustus> And we used a random name generator for the names
4:50 AM These were the first two results
4:50 AM And I quite like them
4:50 AM
<Enneagon> >

    used a random name generator for the names

4:50 AM
<Jyggalag> man I spam the hell out of random name generators until I find a first name last name set I like
4:50 AM even do research into significance and popularity of the names
4:51 AM
<Enneagon> spamming rng names is one thing. just taking the first two? you wind up named Fletcher and Clifford.
4:51 AM
<Faustus> You named yourself after a shape, I don't think you can judge
4:51 AM And the other ones are? Lily? Boring.
4:51 AM
<Jyggalag> Nonagon is a perfectly good name
4:51 AM Its an orderly defined geometric shape
4:51 AM
<Enneagon> An online username is different from a real name.
4:51 AM
<Jyggalag> I approve it
4:51 AM
<Faustus> My literary reference is better than yours
4:52 AM
<LazarusRises> Random generators feel too impersonal to me. I always custom-name my RPG characters.
4:52 AM
<Enneagon> I literally just name myself after some arbitrary rare word when I reg on a new site.
4:52 AM
<LazarusRises> Granted, that resulted in a wizard named Vanadium Galilei when I was 14. But that's all in the past.
4:52 AM
<Jyggalag> we can all agree that Tubes has the objective worst name of anyone on here, that or Pink
4:52 AM
<ThalAI> I do weird research when I pick names, sometimes.
4:52 AM
<Enneagon> nobody makes fun of your name online unless it's xXSephirothXGokuXx69
4:53 AM
<tubes> what
4:53 AM fight me
4:53 AM
<ThalAI> Okay.
4:53 AM
<Jyggalag> This isnt even my final form
4:53 AM AAAAAAARRRRGHHHHH
4:53 AM
<LazarusRises> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVeoBzzIngo
4:53 AM
<•_> [ Tubes - Moon Hooch - YouTube ] - www.youtube.com
4:53 AM
<Jyggalag> uhhh
4:54 AM huh
4:54 AM
<LazarusRises> Tubes is a-ok with me.
4:54 AM
<tubes> thanks
4:54 AM
<Enneagon> Tubes is a fine name.
4:54 AM It's the people with names like Jyggalag and LazarusRises we need to watch out for.
4:54 AM
<Jyggalag> Apparently you literally cannot use the nickname xXSephirothXGokuXx69
4:54 AM
<LazarusRises> :o
4:54 AM
<tubes> anyway, big fuckin words from someone named 'jyggalag'
4:54 AM
<ThalAI> Tubes is just a sentient chunk of the Internet
4:54 AM
<Enneagon> ^^ whhat tubes said
4:54 AM
<Jyggalag> my first nick was worse
4:54 AM
<LazarusRises> Won't deny it. I'm a shady mofo.
4:54 AM
<ThalAI> Now you have to share, Jygg
4:55 AM
<Jyggalag> besides, this is a perfectly valid elder scrolls name for someone who literally moderated the wiki for a bit
4:55 AM It was literally an anagram for my first name last name initial and birthday
4:55 AM
<tubes> don't care
4:55 AM traitor
4:55 AM
<ThalAI> Post it
4:55 AM
<Jyggalag> 12 year old me thought I was being clever
4:55 AM Modern me realizes it was edgy and shite
4:56 AM mask2697, I'm still fucking trying to move on from that username
4:56 AM it still pops up quite a bit from back in the day
4:56 AM
<LazarusRises> I was Necro Ultimate for a while on the AdventureQuest messageboards. Good times.
4:56 AM
<Jyggalag> I literally made the damn username back in 2008
4:56 AM when word-numberset names were ""cool""
4:56 AM before they got burned into the ground
4:56 AM
<Enneagon> Jyggalag is gibberish and the fact that it's gibberish in TES doesn't make it better. LazarusRises is unnecessarily long since just Lazarus implies rising, and also has the advantage of actually being a name.
4:56 AM Word-numbers usernames were never cool.
4:57 AM
<Jyggalag> people thought they were cool
4:57 AM
<LazarusRises> Fair enough. Was aiming to match my username on Reddit but I suppose there's no need for that.
4:57 AM LazarusRises → Lazarus
4:57 AM
<Lazarus> Cheers 🍺
4:58 AM
<Jyggalag> besides, we can all agree WB has the worst username, I mean really, How can a bow be wild, its an inanimate object!?
4:58 AM
<Enneagon> People thought they were necessary because they were registering on battle.net or neopets.
4:58 AM
<Valence> I usually go by CleverDonkey
4:58 AM
<Enneagon> They never thought they were cool.
4:58 AM
<Valence> as I am an ass.
4:58 AM
<Jyggalag> I think I literally registered for both of those
4:59 AM
<Lazarus> CleverDonkey has the added benefit of making everyone hear Shrek's voice in their head.
4:59 AM Extremely memetically contagious.
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5:01 AM
<Jyggalag> See, thats a decent nickname, its concise and to the point
5:01 AM even if it makes you think hes gonna validate your parking for you
5:01 AM or give you your check in $20s
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5:03 AM
<Faustus> anyways
5:03 AM WD
5:04 AM
<Lazarus> I want to know what kind of Thinker power JD got.
5:04 AM
<ThalAI> $madlibs kong
5:04 AM
<•[ATM]> Tonkey Hang
5:04 AM
<Faustus> I felt that Clifford Bain would work because he was adopted by an upper-class politician and a doctor. It's a very upper class name. As is Fletcher.
5:04 AM
<Jyggalag> ...
5:04 AM What kind of upper class do YOU have?
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5:04 AM
<Faustus> Clif-ford, stan-ford
5:05 AM
<Jyggalag> wat
5:05 AM
<Valence> Ford-Fiesta
5:05 AM
<Faustus> The -ford part of any name tends to sound more formal
5:05 AM
<Lid> Ford-Focus
5:05 AM
<Enneagon> The upper class name of "person who makes arrows."
5:06 AM
— Faustus shrugs
5:06 AM
<Faustus> It's a cool name.
5:06 AM
<ThalAI> Hell, I have Dahlia.
5:06 AM
<Jyggalag> that makes you sound like that one serial killer from LA Noire
5:06 AM
<Faustus> ...you mean the Black Dahlia?
5:06 AM
<Jyggalag> yes
5:06 AM
<Faustus> The one from real life?
5:06 AM
<Jyggalag> ...
5:06 AM
<Faustus> That actually happened?
5:06 AM
<Lazarus> I like flower names. Except Petunia.
5:07 AM
<Faustus> That serial killer from LA Noire?
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5:07 AM
<ThalAI> Lazarus: I had her entire family named after flowers, color coordinated with their power.
5:07 AM
<Lazarus> :D
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5:15 AM
<•ColdGold> Of course I'm going to be asleep the whole tome I should be kicking Jyggalag from the channel
5:15 AM Time*
5:15 AM Longest channel disruption of all time, damn
5:19 AM Non you know better man. If the name sucks then just say it, don't drag the newer players into super long off topic dicussion. And don't give me the fictional character thing.
5:19 AM Post discussion warning
5:24 AM
<Enneagon> I don't "know better."
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