Miscellaneous Vignettes

TABLE OF CONTENTS:

1. Spike vs Raridragon (water inflation)
2. Always Sunny with Chrysalis (water inflation)
3. Rainbow Factory Dash (spectra inflation)



1. Spike vs Raridragon

https://derpibooru.org/1098279

>Spike the Pony has been sent to slay the dreaded Raridragon, tyrant of the Southern Peaks, who has tormented the ponies below her for centuries
>He challenges her to single combat
>Despite several stabs right into her underbelly, her scales are harder than iron
>She defeats him effortlessly, and doesn't even have to stand up
>As she towers over him, she taunts his uselessness, picking her teeth with his sword, telling him all the terrible things she'll do to his friends
>As she's laughing in his face, he can finally exact his real plan
>Spike throws several pellets of used Dust of Dryness down her throat
>The big-titted, very evil dragon swells up as several thousand gallons of water are released
>Raridragon collapses to the cave floor, holding her ever-growing midsection
>She tries desperately to force the water back up, but only a few pitiful droplets come out
>The little pony warrior stands beside her as she screams about how he will suffer when she gets out of this
>Spike picks up that little toothpick sword
>Raridragon doesn't even notice what he's doing, so busy is she with plotting her revenge and howling in frustration
>She's trying to writhe, but so full is she that she can hardly even move
>Her skin has been drawn taut, and her scales are struggling to cover it all
>Spike spots a weak spot: vulnerable skin between three scales exposed by her overfull body
>He drives his toothpick sword straight into that weak spot
>His sword is swallowed to the hilt by her massive, bloated form
>Raridragon, the horrible, dreaded tyrant, explodes with a tremendous BOOM
>She blasts apart like a water balloon, and a deluge of water flows down the mountainside
>Her last scream is heard even in the Crystal Empire, and nearly knocks Spike off the mountain
>But he survives, returns a hero, and is christened Spike the Dragonslayer
>A statue is erected of him, capturing the precise moment when he finally rid the world of the awful draconic tyrant



2. Always Sunny with Chrysalis

https://derpibooru.org/936180

>Chrysalis struggled uselessly as the hose pumped gallon after gallon down her throat.
>After the failed Third Invasion, Celestia had decided to take the matter of Chrysalis's punishment into her own hooves.
>"I hope you're getting enough to drink," the solar princess teased in her motherly tone. "Why, you're so dry you've got holes in you!"
>Chrysalis tried to snap back a defiant retort, but the house firmly duct-taped to her mouth prevented that.
>"Hhumm," Celestia giggled "What's that? You'll have to speak clearly if you want me to understand you." She turned off the flow
"I'm going to tear you to shreds and scatter the scraps once I'm free!" the queen howled
>"Well, you're certainly a fierce threatener," Celestia said with a little chuckle. "But is your bark worse than your bite?"
"You'll see just what my bite is like when I get back to normal!" Chrysalis snarled, her overfull body jiggling with every word.
>"That presumes you will," Celestia countered effortlessly.
"You're going to keep me like this forever?" Chrysalis asked, derisively but also a little fearfully.
>"Keep you like this forever? Of course not!"
Chrysalis sighed in relief.
>"No, I prefer to follow a different philosophy. Speak softly, and carry a big needle." She pulled out the metal point with another sweet smile.
"No! No! You can'-UUH"
>Celestia had turned the water back on, and leisurely lifted the needle up with gentle grace and a wink.



3. Rainbow Factory Dash

https://derpibooru.org/1364933

Note: this was just a writing prompt, I may turn it into a proper green later.

Thunderlane finally decides that Rainbow Dash's psychopathic rulership has gone on long enough. He switches the oxygen and spectra tubes heading to her office, and pulls the fire alarm. Sure enough, she starts filling up on the thick, syrupy liquid. In moments she has to sit on the floor, and moments more she's unable to remove the mask. Thunderlane decides to reduce the flow--now that she's unable to escape, he can draw out her comeuppance nice and long. Dash herself can't do much but struggle helplessly and hope whoever's doing this to her has mercy. With how Dash has run the Rainbow Factory, it's unlikely her unknown adversary does anymore.

Would Thunderlane want to gloat? Taunt her with escape just out of reach, mercy just a few tears of remorse away? Or would he rather keep her guessing until the very end?

And how would Thunderlane dispose of the tyrant? A hard kick to the terribly bloated and taut gut? A bit of shaking to excite her like a can of soda? Or just a pure and simple unending stream of spectra? Perhaps he'd stop the flow, come in, act merciful, and then finally destroy her--with the very last foal to get chopped up.