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Piracy with Yuri

Jun 28th, 2018
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  1. >Talking about music with Yuri, letting her share her musical taste with you!
  2. >Listening to some old classical music on a record-player while pressed up against each other on the couch, your arm over her shoulder, her soft wool sweater tickling your skin.
  3. >Her closing her eyes, enjoying both your company and the music, you close your eyes and get lost in the music, imagining the future with Yuri.
  4. >You think about growing old with her, having beautiful children with her, and all sorts of other romantic things.
  5. >A few minutes pass, you get lost in your thoughts, Yuri boops you on the nose, and you come back to your senses.
  6. >"Anon! It's a bit rude to ignore your w-wife... don't you think?" she says, scolding you for daydreaming.
  7. >You apologize, and she repeats her question.
  8. >"What kind of music do you listen to, Anon?"
  9. >"Whatever it is... I'll be s-sure to like it... so don't be afraid to tell me!" she says.
  10. >You give in, naming off bands you enjoy, genres, singers, all sorts of stuff.
  11. >She smiles brightly, thanking you for your cooperation.
  12. >"It's so nice when we learn more about each other, Anon..." she snuggles her head against your shoulder, stealing your warmth for a few minutes, before excusing herself.
  13. >Yuri heads into the bedroom, taking her laptop out and turning it on.
  14. >She starts searching for your favorite music online, looking to burn them to a CD to give you as a gift!
  15. >Yuri pirating dozens of songs! Feeling guilty as she clicks each download link!
  16. >Yuri searching up the criminal charges for piracy, getting terrified of them, but she marches on! Not even the government could stop her from giving her Anon a good gift!
  17. >Burning them to a CD, writing "For my one and only" on it with a marker!
  18. >Giving it to you the very next day, bags under her eyes, telling you she loves you with a raspy voice.
  19. >Asking her if she's alright, she breaks down in front of you.
  20. >"I broke the law! I'm going to jail! I... I just wanted to make you something nice!" she cries.
  21. >You have to comfort Yuri, patting her on the back while she asks where she went wrong.
  22. >You hear three quick knocks on the door, Yuri nearly jumps out of her skin.
  23. >"This must be the end... I'm sorry Anon... but I'm not going to put up a fight..." She gives you one final hug, tears streaming down her face, and heads towards the door.
  24. >She opens it, her eyes tightly closed, expecting the worst.
  25. >Everything is silent.
  26. >"Just arrest me, don't make me beg in front of my husband." Yuri snarls.
  27. >You walk towards the door, standing behind Yuri
  28. >"Umm... ma'am, I just want to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ." the man says.
  29. >Yuri gasps, apologizing profusely before awkwardly slamming the door in his face.
  30. >She sits down on the couch, beads of sweat falling from her forehead.
  31. >She takes a deep breath, before looking at you.
  32. >"A-anon... I always knew it would come to this..." she says.
  33. >"I thought it would only be the law wanting to seperate me from my loving husband, but it's so much more than that..."
  34. >She goes on a long rant about the divine! Saying how the gods will try to punish her for her sin of piracy!
  35. >You attempt to explain things to her, but she doesn't listen!
  36. >Being forced into hiding with Yuri!
  37. >Building a pillow-fort with Yuri to hide and plan your next moves!
  38. >Surviving off stale graham crackers and cheez-its with Yuri!
  39. >Having to leave the pillow fort to scavenge for food! Yuri tearfully wishing you luck on your journey!
  40. >Getting out of her sight, and slowly moving behind the pillow-fort.
  41. >Forcing Yuri out of the fort by picking her up! Her kicking and screaming as you carry her in your arms!
  42. >Calming down as she sees your face, reaching up to kiss you!
  43. >Promising that you'll never let her be taken away, also explaining that piracy laws haven't mattered for years now.
  44. >Placing her down on the couch and listening to the CD she made for you.
  45. >Yuri falling asleep right next to you, she had a long week, after all.
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