Oscaron's Cyber Will

Cyber Will of @Oscaron
Last updated: 2018/01/09


I leave the box marked 'RallySecurity Crew' to:
@benheise @da_667 @dakacki @ajediday @mzbat to be shared as they see fit, with the following exceptions:

To @benheise, I leave the contents of my challenge coin case, so he can have some he didn't buy.
To @da_667, I leave my memes and the Kirby Cosplay costume I found on ebay. Cleaning is recommended.
To @dakacki, I leave the USB drive marked 'Totes not a USBKiller', which is totes not a USBKiller.
To @Ajediday, I leave the large bag of stickers, mostly composing those he gave me that I couldn't find space to use.
To @mzbat, I leave my totally-not-creepy collection of people's photos posted on Twitter for leve...er..nostalgia.

To whomever clears my browsing history, I leave all my Pop! figures.

I lieu of flowers, etc. please consider the following options if you wish to pay respects:

GOOD OPTION:
   Choose someone and offer to mentor them. In anything. Show them the wonders of computer technology, or take them kayaking, or teach them how to knit, etc.
   Be a good person, so they know what that looks like and maybe remind yourself that good DOES exist in the world.

NEUTRAL OPTION:
   Next time you're having a drink, maybe raise it and remember something stupid I did.

EVIL OPTION:
   You guys know me. I'd never ask for pure full-blown Dark Side, so...
   Doxxers. Find one. Not a 'hey, I used to live near this guy! Order pizza for him, lulz' sort of doxxer...
   One of the little fuckers that threatens to dox kids who run minecraft servers unless they do a 'shoe on head' photo with 'X doxxed me' on it.
   In fact, any doxxer that targets kids.
   Got one? Okay.
   Ruin them. Destroy their life. 'Rue the day' and all that.
   Gather info and turn them into the feds, if that's your thing.
   Or send it to their employer.
   Or pay $5 to a crack addict to meet em in a dark alley.
   All of the above?
   Whatever.
   If you're going to do evil, do it to obliterate evil.

To everyone else,
	Thanks. It's been a fun trip.