D&D campaign 2 session 14

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Canu has connected.
Canu:
Rocks fall
Canu:
Everyone dies
Lamp has connected.
DM is disconnected.
DM has connected.
DM:
Sorry
Darth GW7:
You will be damnit
Darth GW7:
you will be
Jekko has connected.
Lamp:
Can I start rolling my armorsmithing?
DM:
Hang on
GRiM has connected.
Jekko:
armorsmithing?
Lamp:
I'm making an armor
Canu:
Ahwassa's going to get her bone on
Jekko:
i see
Darth GW7:
Get your wiggle on
Canu:
Rock out with my wand out
Nirrti has connected.
Darth GW7:
Oh yeah
Darth GW7:
grim
Darth GW7:
I got a horse
Darth GW7:
his name is steve
Canu:
I got a +7 and soon to be +8/+9 in Jewelry, I need to use it
Lamp:
And I am to stay away from Steve at all times
GRiM:
lol
Darth GW7:
I'm almost ready to get my PrC
Darth GW7:
I... think?
GRiM:
i have a badger
Darth GW7:
Do we get another feat this level?
GRiM:

Canu:
Same here, just gotta get a feat and die
Canu:
No big deal
Darth GW7:
We don't, do we?
DM:
Level 5?
Lamp:
We get a new feat at 6
Lamp:
Every third level
Darth GW7:
ONE MORE LEBEL
DM:
Maybe a fighter does, though.
Darth GW7:
I think
Lamp:
Yeah
Darth GW7:
I don't think Iron Will is a fighter feat :/
Nirrti:
oh yay, two more skill points to use
Lamp:
Fighters get shitloads of feats
Canu:
I need to get Great Fortitude
Canu:
For some raisin
Jekko:
well fighter is feat monkey
Darth GW7:
Which raisin is that
Canu:
To get Blood Mage
Canu:
So I can make people explode
Darth GW7:
That's an odd raisin
Darth GW7:
Iron Will =/= fighter feat ;-;
Darth GW7:
brb reading dragonomnomnomicon
Nirrti:
oh wait, 3 skill points
Canu:
Chapter 6: Rrerr
Lamp:
I thought barbarians got more than that
Jekko:
-1 int on nirrti
Lamp:
...oh
Lamp:
That explains some things
Nirrti:
barbarians get 4 in any case
Canu:
Steve
Canu:
HQRSE
DM:
Oh dear god.
Canu:
Or is he a PQNY
Darth GW7:
He's rainbow dash
GRiM is disconnected.
Canu:
Can.... Can I...
Canu:
Can I stroke his mane?
Lamp:
Just wait a few levels, then I get a much cooler horse
Darth GW7:
He turns into a plane
Darth GW7:
If you-
Darth GW7:
wait
DM:
Who has everything sorted out for levelling up?
Canu:
Does Steve get levels
Lamp:
Me
Canu:
I have everything sorted out as well
DM:
Alright
Canu:
Wait wait
Canu:
I forgot an item I got
Canu:
Scented candle
Jekko:
steve is going to get eaten
Canu:
There we go, supremely important
Lamp:
The super useful reward we got
Canu:
You got a pearl of powah
Lamp:
Which is pretty cool
Canu:
I got a Scented candle of balsam and cedar
Lamp:
Which is even cooler
* Nirrti rolls: d12+2 => 11 + 2 = 13
Jekko:
and i got butter knife
Canu:
Elias ain't getting his funk on any time soon, so I don't see why I got one
Darth GW7:
I don't even get a bonus fighter feat this level
Darth GW7:
I got one last level
Lamp:
That's.... a lot of hp
Lamp:
Darth, aww
Canu:
Oh poor you Darth
Nirrti:
escape artist +4
Nirrti:
aww yiss
Canu:
Getting extra feats everywhere
Lamp:
Hjort
Lamp:
Can I roll the armorsmithing rolls now?
Canu:
Do you have the bones
Lamp:
Yeah
DM:
Hang on
Canu:
And the required workplace?
Lamp:
Been carrying them around
Lamp:
I'll rent one
Canu:
You need to rent
Canu:
Yeah
GRiM has connected.
Lamp:
I'm aslo hiring five smiths to help me for +10 bonus
Lamp:
also*
Canu:
Ha
Canu:
Thought this was going to be a personal project
Lamp:
Which brings my bonus to +27
Canu:
Where you pour HEART AND SOUL into it
Lamp:
I am!
Darth GW7:
ROLLING HIT DIE
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20+4 => 12 + 4 = 16
Darth GW7:
...
Canu:
Hory shit
DM:
What
Darth GW7:
MISCLICK
* Darth GW7 rolls: d10+4 => 10 + 4 = 14
Lamp:
Hitler poured his heart and soul into nazi germany but he didn't solo the damn thing
Darth GW7:
...WHAT THE FLYING FUCK
Darth GW7:
Is that seriously
Darth GW7:
the third time
Darth GW7:
in a row
Canu:
Lamp he had a +4 to Charisma
Darth GW7:
I've got max HP from levelling up
Canu:
Well, an 18
Canu:
He was master talker
Darth GW7:
That is the third time in a row I've got max hp from levelling up
Canu:
Speaking of master talker
Lamp:
My dip is +4!
Darth GW7:
I get good rolls when it counts
Canu:
Mine's +9
Lamp:
I have divine insight
Lamp:
Which is +9 bonus
Canu:
You have NOTHING
Lamp:
Skill buffing spells are awesome
Canu:
You skill monkey
Canu:
!~
Darth GW7:
I really am the tank aren't I
Jekko:
lets see that dip at level 10
Lamp:
Yes
Canu:
A tank am you
Darth GW7:
66hp, 23AC
Lamp:
At level 10, I don't need dip to gets followers
Nirrti:
60hp, 18ac, 40ft movement
Darth GW7:
Hey nirrti I'm on a horse
Lamp:
45 hp!
Lamp:
.....13ac
Darth GW7:

Lamp:
lol
Nirrti:
hey darth so what
Canu:
26 HP!
Darth GW7:
At least as a tank I won't get raped as a dragonslayer
Lamp:
I hate my shit dex
Jekko:
27 hp
Canu:
Darth, I thought you were a dragonHUNTER
Nirrti:
TAB +11 melee
Jekko:
well lets get this started
DM:
Again, hang on
Canu:
Elias goes to a jewelers shop
Canu:
For McRizzle this time
Darth GW7:
Dragonslayer, not Dragonstalker
Nirrti:
i still haven't sold that lapis lazuli i have
Jekko:
...
Canu:
...
Lamp:
...
DM:
Sorting out Grim's levelling up.
Canu:
...
Nirrti:
,,,
Darth GW7:
...
Canu:
...
Darth GW7:
---
Canu:
&&&
Jekko:
combo braker
Lamp:
5+1+9+10+2
Canu:
v&
Lamp:
Canu, do you have the int buffing spell?
Canu:
NOPE
Lamp:
Aww
Canu:
Why would I
Canu:
I got +3 int
Jekko:
get the small spell
Lamp:
for +5 int?
Lamp:
I dunno
Nirrti:
i can no longer be flanked
Darth GW7:
Sweet
Canu:
op nerf now kthx
Lamp:
Yay
Canu:
Got 3d4 + 3 magic missile now
Jekko:
soon same for me
Canu:
Yay
Canu:
And I'm getting some save or suck/die spells
Lamp:
Awesome!
Canu:
Grease AND web
Canu:
Both of which are very, very flammabl
Canu:
e
Canu:
And I got scorching Ray
Nirrti:
greasy web
Canu:
Yes
Canu:
Then light on fire
Darth GW7:
Like my oil
Jekko:
haha
Lamp:
Do they affect us too?
Canu:
Probs
Canu:
Maybe
Canu:
Grease is just grease, and makes things slippery
Canu:
Web I need a wall
Canu:
Or something
Canu:
And it makes them helpless
Canu:
Easy coup de grace
Lamp:
Nice
Lamp:
So... you're becoming actually useful in battles now?
Canu:
If they suceed the roll, their movement is like 5 feet
Jekko:
it takes hole turn to use the skill
Nirrti:
then you'll natural 1 and "how do i shot web"
GRiM:
turns out my BAB has been wrong.
Lamp:
So it's save and suck?
GRiM:
most of campaign
GRiM:
i should hit things now
Lamp:
Yeah, it has
DM:
Which explains why he could never hit.
Lamp:
Rolling time for me?
DM:
I think we're good to go
DM:
Sure
Lamp:
Can I hire the ten smiths?
Lamp:
5*
* Lamp rolls: d20+27 => 3 + 27 = 30
* Lamp rolls: d20+27 => 7 + 27 = 34
* Lamp rolls: d20+27 => 15 + 27 = 42
Nirrti:
what are you rolling
Lamp:
Armorsmithing
DM:
Those were actually really awful rolls, tbh.
Nirrti:
how is that rolled?
DM:
Craft skill
DM:
Really weird, you roll it and do some things involving time and money.
Nirrti:
where's that 27 coming from?
Lamp:
Mass buffing
DM:
Hiring people to help
DM:
And spells
DM:
and stuff
Nirrti:
ah
* Lamp rolls: d20+27 => 11 + 27 = 38
* Lamp rolls: d20+27 => 2 + 27 = 29
Lamp:
Those were Luck Domain rerolls
Canu:
You and your high rolls
Canu:
Ha
Jekko:
it costs to get a item whit + 10 circumtance bonus 10k gp
DM:
Anyone else planning on doing anything while you wait on Darth to get to town?
Darth GW7:
I plan to get there
Darth GW7:
Am I not there?
Darth GW7:
continue
Darth GW7:
Why are there 2 steves?
Canu:
Ah
Canu:
I am
Canu:
I got two things
Jekko:
look for work?
Darth GW7:
Did steve have a baby already?
Canu:
Unless we're planning on raiding some lost mine or some such, I'm going to see if I can get some raw uncut gems
Canu:
And then, I start meditating for a familiar
Nirrti:
want a lapis lazuli
Canu:
However I am feeling like that would make more sense story wise if we were in the Prime
Canu:
Naw
Canu:
Sell that shit
Canu:
I am looking for a gem that's "lol magical"
Canu:
Staff or phylactery material
Canu:
That sorta shit
GRiM:
are we doing anything yet?
Nirrti:
i need to buy an immovable rod
DM:
Not yet, Grim
Darth GW7:
In that case I need to buy an unstoppable force
Nirrti:
build a shield with immovable rod as the grip, block all of the things
* Lamp rolls: d20+27 => 11 + 27 = 38
Darth GW7:
Encounter unstoppable force>OH SHIT SON both disappear in a paradox, universe folds in on itself, gg you broke the campaign
Darth GW7:
nothing is sacred
Nirrti:
nah, immovable rod can actually be pushed i think
Darth GW7:
Well... then it's not immovable is it?
Nirrti:
DC 30 strength check to move the rod up to 10 feet
Nirrti:
a round
Lamp:
I have a hilarious idea
Lamp:
Immovable rod
Lamp:
In a bus
Lamp:
Activate it
Lamp:
While the bus is moving
Canu:
Immovable rod in front of a planet's orbit
Nirrti:
well, does bus weigh more than 8000 pounds
* Lamp rolls: d20+27 => 11 + 27 = 38
Darth GW7:
that's a BIG modifier
Nirrti:
since that's how much one can take before automatically disabling itself
Lamp:
I stack a lot of buffs
Nirrti:
and a few more "under the table"
Lamp:
I can list them here if you want
Darth GW7:
No, no, it's okay
Nirrti:
darth borrow me 5k g
Jekko:
now he plays garrys mod?
Jekko:
realy?
Darth GW7:
Just getting my SteamID
Darth GW7:
Someone on FP made a giveaway
Darth GW7:
We waiting for lamp to do his shit?
DM:
Waiting on Canu
DM:
Did anyone besides those two want to do anything long-term while we wait?
Jekko:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Vk8QwbhisQ
Darth GW7:
Not really
Canu:
Wait what
Jekko:
darths doming music
Canu:
Waiting on me for what
Jekko:
*coming
Darth GW7:
no jekko that is not it
Darth GW7:
I have some prepared
Darth GW7:
just wait
Nirrti:
i'll make a giveaway of my -50% hydrophobia prophecy ticket
Darth GW7:
hydrophobia? pfft
Darth GW7:
I prefer hydroPHILIA
Darth GW7:
I LOOOOOVE WATER
Nirrti:
hydrophobia prophecy is an awful game
Lamp:
Yes it is
Lamp:
Or so I heard
Darth GW7:
don't judge a book by its cover
Darth GW7:
But if a lot of people say it's shit it probably is
Jekko:
brb
GRiM:
i like it
GRiM:
kinda
GRiM:
but it's not amazing
DM:
Did you guys agree to meet Darth anywhere before getting into town?
Jekko:
nope
Darth GW7:
say ye- damnit jekko
Jekko:
tavern i think
Lamp:
That would be logical
Darth GW7:
Always with the taverns
Nirrti:
does the tavern have a second floor
Canu:
I choose the darkest part of the tavern
DM:
Yeah
Nirrti:
are there any windows on the second floor
DM:
If it's the one you were in, it was an inn...
Darth GW7:
has it ever occured to you that I'm teetotaller
DM:
...yes. Why?
Nirrti:
good
Lamp:
teetotaller?
Darth GW7:
Someone who doesn't booze
Lamp:
Ah
Canu:
Darth you're the lamest Dragonborn ever
Lamp:
Well that's too bad!
Darth GW7:
opposite of boozarian
Canu:
Asexual AND a teetotaller
Darth GW7:
I didn't say I WAS
Darth GW7:
I asked if you'd ever considered it
Lamp:
Well
Lamp:
Are you?
Darth GW7:
...Let's just make that irrelevant for no- what the fuck steve
Darth GW7:
no
Darth GW7:
bad steve
DM:
...what.
Canu:
Pocket horse
Darth GW7:
Appleteeny?
Canu:
Darth needs to get a Fell-beast
Darth GW7:
and eat you with it
Canu:
Probs
DM:
I assume the rest of you are sitting around a table or something, when Darth walks into the tavern?
Lamp:
Sure, let's go with that
Canu:
Is my familiar with me, or does that show up later
Darth GW7:
Wait
Darth GW7:
NOOOO
DM:
It's with you
Darth GW7:
My music won't fit now
Jekko:
well nirrtis token isnt here
DM:
...what?
Darth GW7:
Can't we meet dramatically in the town square
Nirrti:
no
Darth GW7:
You all standing around the square
Darth GW7:
I ride into town
Darth GW7:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls6IwEG0FYM
Nirrti:
more like qwop into town
Jekko:
haha

Elias:
Well, what do we have here
* Elias bends down to look at something slithering on the ground, a snake!

Z'ar Kor:
I'm up here, you idiot.
Darth GW7:
wait am I here yet
Lamp:
Are we in the tavern?
* Elias dramatically looks up at the imposing lizard creature
Jekko:
yes
Darth GW7:
WAIT I messed up my first line
Darth GW7:
DAMNIT this is the worst reunion ever you guys are terrible
Lamp:
haha
DM whispers: would you like to Retcon it?
Lamp:
You're taking the horse inside?
Canu:
Horse breaks into tavern
Darth GW7:
this was meant to play like shepard's reunion with wrex

Ahwassa:
Z'ar! You
Darth GW7:
but you guys made it more like kaidan

Ahwassa:
You're back!
Darth GW7:
I hope you're happy

Elias:
You, Z'ar!

Elias:
Back you!

Ahwassa:
How much have you been drinking?

Elias:
Nothing, just got something bugging my leg
* Elias scoops over and picks the snake up
* Elias holds it up for everyone to see

Elias:
I need a name for this little rapscallion

Z'ar Kor:
...Er. Nice to see you again, too?

Elias:
Z'ar! Have a seat!

Z'ar Kor:
Did you just grab a snake off the floor and want to keep it?

Halfred:
Z'ar junior?

Ahwassa:
He's been drinking

Z'ar Kor:
Oh so I'm snakeman not lizardman now, am I?

Ahwassa:
Aren't they all the same?

Elias:
No no, ha you've always been the funny one

Z'ar Kor:
Wouldn't that make you a monkey?

Elias:
I mean this is my familiar! I think at least

Elias:
But sit, SIT!
Darth GW7:
Does evolution exist as a theory yet
DM:
Probably

Elias:
tell us what happened on your adventures
Darth GW7:
let's not get into another bar brawl over creationism shall we
* Z'ar Kor sits with the others

Z'ar Kor:
It's been an interesting trip, to say the least.
* Elias leans in, attentive

Ahwassa:
At least someone had an exciting time

Z'ar Kor:
Was it that uneventful for you?

Elias:
Besides the... Imps, now

Elias:
no*

Z'ar Kor:
Imps?

Elias:
Those little messenger bastards, I meant Mephits!

Z'ar Kor:
You got one too?

Elias:
One gave me a letter, a little Ash Mephit in fact

Elias:
SOMEONE'S pissed off at me

Ahwassa:
You had one visit you too?

Z'ar Kor:
An air mephit. But apparently that WAS the message.
* Elias raises his hands as though about to flail them

Elias:
But I have no idea who!
Darth GW7:
It was air, right?
DM:
Mhm
Lamp:
Planar roll on mephits?
DM:
Go ahead
* Lamp rolls: d20+9 => 14 + 9 = 23

Ahwassa:
Someone is angry at us

Ahwassa:
Or you two

Elias:
Naw, just... Just me

Elias:
You all are great

Elias:
Just swell people

Z'ar Kor:
Then why did they ambush me?

Halfred:
so what i have made many enemies

Ahwassa:
What was that happened to you Zar after you received the mephit?

Z'ar Kor:
Someone warned me that getting an Air Mephit meant they had an ambush planned

Z'ar Kor:
And that it generally meant it was too late to do anything about it.

Ahwassa:
That's what I know about them too

Ahwassa:
And the fire one Elias got meant disapproval or even fury at his actions

Elias:
Yup! Someone's pissed

Z'ar Kor:
When I was crossing the mountains between Rigus and Excelsior, I was being followed by someone on a Wyvern.

Z'ar Kor:
They were working for devils.

Z'ar Kor:
I lost them in the end, though.

Ahwassa:
I guess they're not happy about us

Elias:
But who! Who... Wait

Elias:
Who owned that little tomb

Halfred:
oh don't tell me that when we helped those hellriders we got devils after us

Ahwassa:
Still worth it!

Z'ar Kor:
Is it worth mentioning that I got into a bit of a fight with some Legion devils on the way to Rigus?

Xannan Hawkflight:
so worth it...

Elias:
Good thing we're going straight to the Prime!

Xannan's Badger:
Ruh-Roh!

Z'ar Kor:
And I, er, kind of killed them.

Elias:
Can't follow us th- wait who am i kidding

Elias:
They can

Elias:
You what, Z'ar

Ahwassa:
But it's still a safer place for us

Ahwassa:
What do you mean "kinda"?

Z'ar Kor:
There were two Legion devils walking to Ribcage with some... "Shells".

Z'ar Kor:
Dead people who were being taken to be punished.

Z'ar Kor:
Some sort of agreement made this possible, even legal.

Ahwassa:
Sounds horrible

Z'ar Kor:
That's what I thought.

Elias:
Oh no, here you guys go with your hatred of laws and regulatins

Ahwassa:
Oh shut up

Elias:
You shut up!

Z'ar Kor:
I don't hate laws when they work in good's favour - But this was just letting people be tortured for no reason!

Elias:
I've so far been the ONLY ONE who gave a rats ass about laws

Elias:
Y'all just silly
* Halfred walks up stairs to see what omg'ahr is up to

Xannan Hawkflight:
the law is as fluid and the water in my flask

Z'ar Kor:
Anyway, I rescued them and took them with me to Rigus.

Ahwassa:
You did the right thing

Elias:
Z'ar, picking and choosing law is now lawful make

OMG'ahr:
Oh, hey Halfred

Ahwassa:
Elias, people like you are the reason the world is such a horrible place

Z'ar Kor:
Picking and choosing laws is exactly what has to be done to make sure that the Law is helping people, not hurting them.

Elias:
Pfft then it's not law

Elias:
It's just little... Little GUIDELINES

Elias:
Not laws

Z'ar Kor:
Laws can be changed. If they're broken, we can fix them or replace them.

Z'ar Kor:
*If the Law itself is broken

Elias:
Haha says the little village girl, Ahwassa

Ahwassa:
You act like laws are eternal

Ahwassa:
But they are fluid, the change over time

Ahwassa:
they*

Elias:
Laws are set in stone for a rea-for a reas- Errr

Elias:
I'm calling it a night

Xannan Hawkflight:
great
Darth GW7:
For a raisin?

Xannan Hawkflight:
good idea
* Elias stumbles out of his seat and up the stairs

Z'ar Kor:
I'm about finished with the story anyway.

Z'ar Kor:
I met another party travelling the same way, they seemed decent enough, I left the... "Shells" with them when we split up in Rigus. They said they'd look after them and work out what to do with them.

Ahwassa:
What kind of party?

Ahwassa:
Humans?

Z'ar Kor:
Not all of them. Couple of elves.
Darth GW7:
What was that other guy again, hjort?
Darth GW7:
The opposite of a tiefling?
DM:
Aasimar
Lamp:
Aasimar?
DM:
Yes
Darth GW7:
Yeah that

Ahwassa:
I hope they are okay now

Z'ar Kor:
They seemed strong, and knew the area well.
Canu:
Aasimer, hell yeah

Halfred:
what are you doing Omg'ahr?
Nirrti:
donkeymar

Z'ar Kor:
I managed to survive by sheer balls and luck, in contrast.

Ahwassa:
Surviving with only courage and luck is the best way to do it

OMG'ahr:
Oh, nothing much, you know, having a bit of offtime from the noise downstairs
Darth GW7:
wow OMG is a pussy
Darth GW7:
"IT'S TOO NOISY I'M HIDING UPSTAIRS!"
DM:
He's just being polite.
DM:
You just stink.
Darth GW7:
......
Nirrti:
Darth, i could shut you up by punching you into submission, but that's rather unpolite
Darth GW7:
impolite*

Ahwassa:
So... what shoud we do now?
Nirrti:
so distancing is the best i can do
Nirrti:
well actually, i might do that aswell

Z'ar Kor:
I'm not sure. We're in Ecstasy now. Did you see the wizard about the job?

Ahwassa:
Yeah, we collected the reward
Lamp:
Did we share the reward with you?
Lamp:
Or did we forget?
Darth GW7:
You bloody well better have done
Darth GW7:
D:
GRiM:
I don't think i got my share
Darth GW7:
brb, dinner
Lamp:
You sure you just forgot to mark it down?
Lamp:
You sure you just didn't*
Jekko:
shud we just look for new adventure quest?
Nirrti:
brodyquest
Canu:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygI-2F8ApUM
Canu:
Brodyquest is what it's really like to travel the Planes
Canu:
With each slide being a different realm
Canu:
realm/plane
Canu:
Whatevs
Jekko:
so what now?
Lamp:
Prime!
Canu:
OPTIMUS?
Nirrti:
optimus
Lamp:
haha
Canu:
Someone get a token of Megatron
Canu:
And say PRIME!
Nirrti:
don't be a negatron
Lamp:
There is an item called Negatron Cloak in LoL
Canu:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v ihMQ3P7fRk
Canu:
posted in steam chat
GRiM:
hhaa
Lamp:
"How Command spell really works"
DM:
So, what's happening?
Lamp:
Waiting on Darth
Jekko:
nothing that happenig
Lamp:
I guess

Ahwassa:
I think we should head to Prime

Ahwassa:
It's a lot safer there if the devils are after us
Jekko:
is it evening or morning?
Darth GW7:
Back
DM:
Effectively noon.
Canu:
Wait
Canu:
We got drunk at noon
Canu:
?
Canu:
At least, elias did
Nirrti:
and?
Canu:
How... Uncultured
Canu:
Gotta wait until 5 PM bro
Darth GW7:
It's five o'clock on some plane
Nirrti:
what kind of retarded rule is that
Darth GW7:
A universally recognised one?
DM:
It's 5pm on Limbo, if it helps.
Nirrti:
never heard of it before
Nirrti:
don't give a fuck about it
Nirrti:
i drink when i drink
Darth GW7:
So elias is drinking on a chaotic-aligned plane
Nirrti:
not when it's socially acceptable
Darth GW7:
heh
Darth GW7:
I think Elias just had a glass of wine with lunch and got drunk off that
Canu:
lol
Canu:
Light drinker
Canu:
lightweight*
DM:
Shall we assume, to avoid confusion, that it's getting near to nightfall, then>
Lamp:
Sure

Halfred:
seem like the lizard got on our tail some devils
Darth GW7:
Abaddon awakens?
DM:
heh

Z'ar Kor:
Seems like you did that just fine yourselves.
Nirrti:
don't worry, abaddon's 'armless

Steve:
I HUNGER
Jekko:
im up stairs talking to omg

OMG'ahr:
Devils eh, that'll be interesting...
Darth GW7:
NO STEVE NO
Darth GW7:
Oh, right, jekko and OMG are upstairs
Darth GW7:
So I just talked to them through the ceiling
Canu:
Great hearing and all
Jekko:
listen cheack?

Ahwassa:
I think avoiding the devils is our best bet right now

Ahwassa:
Us defeating the osyluths was only because we had the riders to help us
Nirrti:
apparently ahwassa speaks very loudly and hears well, too
Lamp:
Apparently
Canu:
apparently

Z'ar Kor:
What do you think, Jekko?
Darth GW7:
teehee
DM:
Suddenly the ceiling collapses. You're all in the same room now.
DM:
>:|
Nirrti:
worst second floor ever
Lamp:
Nah, it's just that you're so heavy
GRiM:
erm
GRiM:
are we all supposed to be in the same place?
DM:
Yes, why?
GRiM:
elias and me are in one place
GRiM:
everyone else is somewhere else
DM:
We aren't using the map as a reference at this point.
GRiM:
ok
Jekko:
sleep now and move at the morning?
Lamp:
Sure
Darth GW7:
WE RIDE AT DAWN
Jekko:
you ride
Darth GW7:
I sure do
Nirrti:
steve might have a terrible accident during night
Canu:
Involving him and Nirrti
Nirrti:
and an axe
Darth GW7:
Kinky
Nirrti:
i will feed steve an immovable rod with rope tied to the button
Darth GW7:
this just gets better and better
Nirrti:
and then i'll yank the rope, and activate the rod inside his stomach
Nirrti:
and then when you try to ride him he guts himself
Darth GW7:
why not insert the rod the other way
Lamp:
By immovable rod, do you mean......
Nirrti:
because darth that hole is yours
Canu:
This is entering some odd territory
Darth GW7:
That's not all it's entering
Lamp:
haha
Lamp:
Incoming Dm saying "what the fuck is going on" in five
Lamp:
four
Lamp:
three
Darth GW7:
two
Lamp:
two
Lamp:
one
Darth GW7:
ninja
Lamp:

Darth GW7:
why the fuck is steve so small
DM:
...
Nirrti:
because you're so fat
Lamp:
Its a pony!
Darth GW7:
you're a pony
Lamp:
shut it
Lamp:
Sooo, we sleep
Lamp:
And then go find a way to get to Prime
Darth GW7:
Well SOME of us sleep
Jekko:
can we just say it's morning all ready
Darth GW7:
others have other business
Nirrti:
darth has some business with steve
Darth GW7:
brb
DM:
How long do you sleep for?
Jekko:
to 4 am?
Canu:
Forever
GRiM:
yeah
Lamp:
The whole night?
Lamp:
So about 8 hours
Nirrti:
roll to amount of sleep you get
* Canu rolls: 1d20 => 12
Canu:
Hue
Nirrti:
with nat 20 you'll never wake up
DM:
Hey, that's perfect. That's how long an average night in the Outlands is.
Lamp:
Fucking ourlands
Nirrti:
nat 1 you'lll never fall asleep again
Canu:
Your mom's an outlands
GRiM:
lol
Lamp:
And you laughed when we asked how long the average day in here was!
DM:
Also 12 hours.
Lamp:
That's pretty orderly
Canu:
How very...
Canu:
OUTERLY
DM:
That was awful.
DM:
On so many levels.
Canu:
It was meant to be
Canu:
You mean
Canu:
So many planes?
Jekko:
ok moving ooon
Lamp:
Yes
Lamp:
Moving on
DM:
Are you planning on going to the prime, then?
Canu:
YES!
Jekko:
seem like it
Lamp:
Yes!
DM:
How are you getting there?
Canu:
I guess we gotta find out what happens when we step into the protal
Jekko:
walking?
Lamp:
We could go ask the local embassy again
DM:
There isn't one in Ecstasy.
Lamp:
oh
Lamp:
Well the local administration then
Canu:
We must go
Canu:
To
Jekko:
stop it canu
Canu:
SIGIL!
Canu:
Fine
DM:
Wait, what.
Lamp:
Or we can buy that planar shift spell and use that
Canu:
That's unreliable
Canu:
To get to the Prime
Canu:
We gotta go through the proper portal
Canu:
portals*
Jekko:
take carige?
DM:
What? Plane shift would get you to the prime.
Canu:
But that's unreliable
Canu:
We may shift into an ocean
Canu:
Or a mountain
Lamp:
Oh damn
Canu:
Or in the middle of nowhere
Lamp:
That is true
DM:
You can't walk, Jekko. Well, you could, but you'd have to walk through the Astral Plane to get there.
Nirrti:
so a nice little walk then
Nirrti:
i say we do it
Jekko:
and we need metal from that plain
Canu:
I got a dagger
Lamp:
And Nirrti's old axe
Lamp:
Unless he sold it
GRiM:
how do we know we need metal?
Lamp:
Ooh, and my breastplate
Canu:
Metagaming
GRiM:
I feel like i'm missing a fuckton of plot
Lamp:
Duh
Jekko:
is it imperial dagger?
Canu:
It consumes the metal Lamp
Canu:
You'll lack a breastplate then
Lamp:
Oh
Lamp:
Then have 8 ac
Canu:
Yup
Jekko:
all the metal from weaponry are from devil plain?
DM:
Hm?
Lamp:
Fine, I have flint and steel
Lamp:
can we do some kind of knowledge check to see what is the best way to get to Prime?
Canu:
Guys let's just continue to a way to the Prime
Canu:
We don't need Plane Shift
Canu:
That's silly
GRiM:
ok
Jekko:
DM: You can't walk, Jekko. Well, you could, but you'd have to walk through the Astral Plane to get there.
Canu:
It's silly and it costs 3k
Canu:
Walking =/= using the local handy dandy metro-esque portal system
Lamp:
Fine, we use that
Lamp:
How do we get to Sigil though?
Lamp:
Cmon, show some activity
DM:
Also, where's Nirrti's token?
Lamp:
Here?
Lamp:
On grasslands
Nirrti:
there, next to everyone else?
Canu:
Use Plenar
DM:
Oh, right
DM:
Sorry
* Lamp rolls: d20+9 => 12 + 9 = 21
Lamp:
Best way to sigil knowledge roll

Ahwassa:
Halfred, you're good with gathering information, right?
Canu:
Whoops
DM:
Er
Jekko:
yea it 3 but ican take 20 on it

Elias:
Ahwassa, you're going off the assumption people will find such questions odd

Ahwassa:
Go ask around to find a doorway to Sigil
* Elias bumps with his elbow some random passerby

Ahwassa:
From there, getting to Prime should be fairly easy

Elias:
"Know of the local portal system? Where can we find it?

Elias:
"
Jekko:
dip cheack i think
Darth GW7:
back
* Canu rolls: 1d20 + 9 => 8 + 9 = 17
Canu:
Fuck, roll init everybody
Darth GW7:
wha gwan bredas
Canu:
jk
Lamp:
lol
Citizen:
"That all depends on where you want to go. Sigil? Elysium? Somewhere else?
Citizen:
"

Ahwassa:
Sigil
Darth GW7:
aight me lad we gun ged all in dis ye hear?
Darth GW7:
Sigil?
Darth GW7:
Thought we were going to the prime
Canu:
Elysium!
Lamp:
We need to go to Sigil to get there
Lamp:
Since Sigil goes everywhere
Canu:
What happens if you jump off the ledges for Sigil?
Canu:
Do you die of old age since you fall forever
Canu:
Or hat
Canu:
what8
Darth GW7:
There are no ledges
Canu:
ooh
DM:
Indeed
Darth GW7:
It's a doughnut
DM:
Yup
DM:
"There's a doorway not far from here. The keys are a pile of pebbles in a bowl next to it. Take one, pass it through the frame, then put it back. I'll give you directions."
Darth GW7:
I... what
Lamp:
Sense Motive!
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20-1 => 4 - 1 = 3
* Lamp rolls: d20+3 => 19 + 3 = 22
Darth GW7:
...ehe
Darth GW7:
let's use lamp's roll
DM whispers: THIS IS TRUTH. DO NOT WORRY YOURSELF.
Lamp:
...Yeah, let's do that
DM:
She's telling the truth, from what you can tell.
Lamp:
right
Lamp:
Doesn't hurt to be careful
GRiM:
lol

Ahwassa:
Thanks for the directions
Canu:
She clearly lies
* Halfred walks to the door way and pick the key

Xannan Hawkflight:
lets go

Ahwassa:
I'll head in first
DM:
Nothing seems to change about the door as you put the key through. Do you go through the door?
Lamp:
Sure
Canu:
Can STEVE fit?
DM:
Yes
Darth GW7:
....thank fuck
DM:
It's a big door, since it's too Sigil.
Canu:
We can always get you another hoers
DM:
No we can't.
Canu:

Lamp:
We can't?
Darth GW7:
you can't get another steve anywhere
* Halfred walks in

Xannan Hawkflight:
come on boy!

Xannan's Badger:
scree!
Darth GW7:
I... what
Darth GW7:
Does he really have a badger?
Darth GW7:
I... what
DM:
Yes
Darth GW7:
oh god
Nirrti:
so a badger and a snake
Nirrti:
who has the mushrooms
Darth GW7:
heh
* Elias steps in!
Darth GW7:
wait
Darth GW7:
don't badgers EAT snakes?

Xannan Hawkflight:
hehehehe
Jekko:
yes
DM:
Do you all go through the door?
Darth GW7:
Yes.
Jekko:
i did
Darth GW7:
Though steve may struggle to fit as is
Darth GW7:
STOP PLAYING WITH MY HORSE
Nirrti:
steve is a pocket horse
Lamp:
Darth wants the horse all for himself you see
Darth GW7:
indeed
Darth GW7:
SEXUAL ACTIVITY
Darth GW7:
implicatons... unpleasant
Canu:
SEXUAL HEALING
Jekko:
...
Nirrti:
AN EVENT WITHOUT A CAUSE
Canu:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bAekG9VwQc
Darth GW7:
marvin GAY
Nirrti:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIVgQbGG4Qo
Darth GW7:
to isengard and beyong?
Nirrti:
no hobbits
Nirrti:
well we have one halfling
Nirrti:
is that good enough
Darth GW7:
To mordor?
Lamp:
They'te taking Halfred to Isengard?
Canu:
Since there's infinite planes
Canu:
There's gotta be a plane of BEES
Lamp:
Oh god
Canu:
or BEARS
Lamp:
Bee Bears
Canu:
Alright, game face time
Canu:
Serious
Darth GW7:
I have to go soon
Darth GW7:
I also need a shit
DM:
We can continue this on Steam, I guess.
Darth GW7:
this is awkward
DM:
...thanks for that information.
Darth GW7:
I can continue for now
Darth GW7:
it's not that desperate
Darth GW7:
...yet
DM:
...right.
Nirrti:
tarantula hawk plane
Lamp:
Are we in Sigil now?
Darth GW7:
poof
Lamp:
Or Plane of Fire
Darth GW7:
I walked into a burning plane of fire
Nirrti:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarantula_hawk
Darth GW7:
Do we go down, down down?
DM:
You step through the doorway, and are transported from the quiet streets of Ecstasy into the chaos of Sigil's Lower Ward.
Darth GW7:
I need to go now

Ahwassa:
All right, now to find the doorway to Prime
Darth GW7:
Uh
Lamp:
oh
Darth GW7:
Not THAT kind of need to go
Darth GW7:
I actually need to go
Lamp:
oh
Lamp:

Darth GW7:
like, away
Canu:
SO CLOSE
Canu:
SO CLOSE TO PRIME
Darth GW7:
BUT SO FAR
Nirrti:
i guess we'll stop now then?
Lamp:
Do you mind us continuing without you?
DM:
We can continue, surely?
Darth GW7:
YES I DO MIND
Darth GW7:
HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST
Darth GW7:
I'VE NEVER BEN SO OFFENDED
GRiM:
lock pc, leave maptools running?
Darth GW7:
but hey my name isn't ben so really I don't give a shit
Darth GW7:
you may continue
Darth GW7:
but I must leave
Darth GW7:
my shoes need me