the five spells from the powerful wizard with the five spell

Summon Voodoo Golem: Combining both the power of voodoo and the power of clay, you are granted a mighty golem! However, you are unable to give it any commands the conventional way. Instead, you must make a claymation video using a smaller facsimile of the golem doing the thing you want it to do! (Showing the golem the same video again will cause it to repeat the depicted command)

Copy Deck: By witnessing people perform a feat, you can turn the actions related to that into a card and add it to the deck. By drawing the card, you can copy its power for a short duration (Max 25 cards per deck, all draws are random even if you try to cheat)

Ancestral Combat: You know that old playground saying "My dad can beat up your dad"? Well, this spell does exactly that. It summons both your dad and an enemy dad to fight so you can settle an argument. Beware of powerful dads!

Curse (of) Neighbourhood: By focusing on someone you hate, you can conjure 2d6 annoying neighbours to move in next door to them. No matter where in the world they live or how unrealistic it would be for neighbours to move in, they will come and ask to borrow lawn equipment and never return it.

Alter Calendar: This powerful magic lets you push forward any public holiday to any point in the year, but each holiday can still only appear once per year. In addition, once per year you can create a new public holiday which will be celebrated in all countries you wish.