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- [10:58] == ENG [46b3a1e6@gateway/web/freenode/ip.70.179.161.230] has joined #Reddit
- [10:59] <Tommy> you know, i told my coworker today
- [10:59] <ENG> Hey, anybody. HELP?
- [10:59] <Jayroro> robert downey jr was on the h train too wasn't he?
- [10:59] <Tommy> with how fuckin easy it is to put in an IV, i did it to myself at work the other day because i was bored
- [10:59] <Tommy> if i were ever a junkie, i'd just hook up an IV and give a squirt whenever i wanted, rather than sticking myself every damn time
- [11:00] <Tommy> i need to teach phlebotomy to heroin addicts
- [11:00] <ENG> Look: http://www.reddit.com/r/help/comments/1fe8an/why_do_i_get_page_not_founds_for_my_earlier/
- [11:00] <ENG> I'm getting a "Page Not Found" if I look at the userpage for "egaonogenki" while logged off. Same for EgaoNoGenki-II.
- [11:00] <ENG> How is that happening, you guys?
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- [11:01] <Tommy> ENG: god doesn't exist
- [11:02] <ENG> Tommy: I'm not asking about God / Vishnu / Jehovah / Buddha / etc. What does he have anything to do with my issue?
- [11:02] <Jayroro> this is not a help channel... we have no idea
- [11:02] == andrewcarter [[email protected]] has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
- [11:02] <ENG> #reddit-help doesn't seem all that populated either. What's the right channel?
- [11:03] == andrewcarter [[email protected]] has joined #Reddit
- [11:03] <Tommy> #defocus
- [11:04] <Rodja> what post did you make?
- [11:05] <ENG> Rodja: The usual...
- [11:05] <Rodja> show me a post with either of those accounts
- [11:05] <ENG> Rodja, my latest one with "EgaoNoGenki" - http://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1fe6yz/til_candy_killed_more_children_in_2012_than_all/
- [11:06] <ENG> I find it real weird that there has been no up nor downvotes on that post in 7 hours on /r/til.
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- [11:10] <Tommy> ENG: no worries, gave it a downvote
- [11:10] <Tommy> dumb republicanisms always get downvotes, i'm surprised it didn't have any as well
- [11:11] <ENG> Tommy: Is that a troll act?
- [11:11] <Tommy> no suh
- [11:12] <ENG> So either upvote it or remove the downvote then. What reason would you have for a downvote?
- [11:12] <Tommy> every time someone gets killed by anything that's not a gun, rapullicans jump on it, BAN THAT TOO, YOU WANT TO BAN OUR GUNS, SAME THING
- [11:12] <Jayroro> that's why we should ban cancer
- [11:12] <Tommy> death has always been a reality, and everyone accepts that you can't ban everything that causes it, but when something exists for the sole purpose of killing, that's different
- [11:13] <Tommy> ENG: that's my reason for a downvote
- [11:13] <Tommy> retarded comparisons between firearms and any accident that happens ever.
- [11:13] <Tommy> cars can kill 15 people at once driving through a crowd, but they have other purposes. guns can do the same thing, but they serve no other purpose.
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- [11:14] <ENG> Tommy: age?
- [11:14] <Tommy> 25.
- [11:14] <Tommy> you?
- [11:14] <ENG> That's fine. I didn't want to ban candy over it.
- [11:14] <Jayroro> age makes it no less true
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- [11:14] <ENG> 28. Just checking whether there was maturity behind the decision.
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- [11:15] <Tommy> now, all of that being said, if it was "TIL M&M's dropped out of aircraft are incredibly effective claymores" i would've upvoted
- [11:15] <Tommy> it was the political spin that was put on it that i did not at all appreciate
- [11:15] <ENG> Look, why is everyone beating around the bush? I just want to know why I can't see my own profile when logged off, even though I can still post and comment.
- [11:15] <Tommy> i have no idea.
- [11:15] <ENG> And it seems no one notices my posts / comments anymore.
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- [11:16] <Tommy> i had a -8 comment rating for like, years because i'd only made one comment and it was bashing reddit, on reddit :D
- [11:16] <Tommy> made one comment last night, bam, 29. now i'm king of the world
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- [11:23] <ENG> OKAY, BREAKING NEWS:
- [11:23] <Jayroro> breaking? ok digg
- [11:23] <ENG> TIL on #defocus that the phenomenon I'm suffering is a "shadowban."
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- [11:23] <ENG> Good thing it took me only 2 days to find out. This guy took 3 weeks: http://www.reddit.com/r/ShadowBanned/comments/1cs236/i_think_my_main_account_has_been_shadowbanned/
- [11:23] <ENG> 1-2 days*
- [11:26] <ENG> I guess the last banworthy thing was trying to upvote my comment karma with a second account, but the score stayed the same too.
- [11:26] <Jayroro> you know karma isn't real right? it's fake internet points
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- [11:27] <ENG> I understand. How serious was it, and how long does the ban timer last until the ban is lifted?
- [11:27] <Jayroro> probably won't get lifted
- [11:27] <ENG> What makes you think it was THAT serious?
- [11:28] <Jayroro> what makes you think they put this much thought into it?
- [11:28] <Jayroro> that they would go back and evaluate it
- [11:29] <Tommy> ENG: you found out in #defocus?
- [11:29] <Tommy> bro i was trolling you, #defocus is the offtopic chat for #freenode
- [11:29] <ENG> Because one of you told me to ask there. Enchilado gave me the answers I needed.
- [11:29] <Jayroro> tommy: your trolling backfired i think
- [11:29] <Tommy> i can't believe you got your answer there
- [11:29] <Tommy> Jayroro: no shit
- [11:29] <Tommy> the troll became the helper, wtf
- [11:29] <ENG> I second jayroro. Enchilado was quite the helper. =)
- [11:29] <Tommy> ENG: it has zero to do with reddit
- [11:29] <Tommy> and all to do with freenode
- [11:30] <Tommy> i wanted you to go there and look like a fool, not get your answer
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- [11:30] <Tommy> internet, what have you become, making me productive no matter how hard i try not to be
- [11:30] <ENG> Well Tommy, actually, I know. I've been freenoding since the last decade so I just wanted to see whether your troll suggestion would turn out to help me unwittingly. ;)
- [11:30] <Tommy> lol
- [11:30] <Tommy> the last decade was 2009, fwiw, so i've been freenoding since the last decade too :P
- [11:30] <ENG> I did announce that some dude named "tommy" wanted me to ask in #defocus then I fired the question away.
- [11:31] <ENG> ~2005 here.
- [11:31] <ENG> "[11:06] <Amis> ENG, people in #reddit told you to ask for Reddit-related help in an unrelated channel, called #defocus?"
- [11:31] <ENG> "[11:06] <ENG> Amis: Exactly. The guy's name was tommy."
- [11:31] <Tommy> k
- [11:32] <Tommy> lol
- [11:32] <Tommy> good thing i never go to #defocus
- [11:32] <ENG> "[11:08] <enchilado> ENG: it's called shadowbanning"
- [11:32] <Tommy> hahaha enchilado the mexican superhero
- [11:32] <ENG> When a channel is off-topic, then (in theory, at least) users there can help each other on ANYTHING.
- [11:32] <Tommy> i'm aware
- [11:33] <Tommy> i run #android-offtopic and i get so many people going in there asking android questions
- [11:33] <Tommy> i'm like dude, you can literally talk about ANYTHING but this.
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- [11:42] <Tommy> man, i just discovered the concept of local reddit subforums
- [11:43] <Jayroro> i'm sure yours is a bit more active than most
- [11:43] <ENG> Okay, I'm about to send an appeal message to admins here: http://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Freddit.com so they can still see messages to them from shadowbanned accounts, can they? Or do I need to get on my new alt to send them this?
- [11:44] <Tommy> Jayroro: probably, 8.5M people here
- [11:44] <Jayroro> yeah
- [11:44] <Tommy> i doubt /r/LincolnNebraska has the same crowd
- [11:45] <zencyl> probably still better than /r/eastTexas
- [11:45] <Jayroro> 273k here according to wikipedia
- [11:45] <Tommy> haha
- [11:45] <Tommy> Jayroro: where at
- [11:45] <femy> just wondering. is shadowbanning by ip?
- [11:45] <Jayroro> greensboro, nc
- [11:46] <Tommy> right right
- [11:46] <Tommy> 273k is actually many more than i thought you'd have there
- [11:46] <Tommy> SF is only 800k, boston is only 600k, sometimes people don't realize how small most cities are compared to NY, LA, CHI
- [11:47] <Jayroro> also nyc is just bigger in area
- [11:48] <Tommy> Jayroro: well brooklyn alone has 2.5M people and would be the 4th most populous city in the US
- [11:49] <Tommy> if it were its own city... but it's not, it's 1/5 of this one :P
- [11:49] <Jayroro> that's ridiculous
- [11:49] <Tommy> and let's not forget, hoboken NJ, jersey city NJ, newark NJ are all right across the river
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- [11:50] <Tommy> like, literally you could swim to another million people at least, but because of state lines it's not the same city
- [11:50] <Jayroro> too many people
- [11:50] <Tommy> everyone gravitates towards NYC, that's why i pay so much in rent
- [11:50] <Jayroro> at least new yorkers are known for their hospitality...
- [11:50] <zencyl> lol good one
- [11:51] <Tommy> you know, it's funny
- [11:51] <Tommy> everyone i've had visit me here is amazed by how nice new yorkers are
- [11:51] <Tommy> they all expect everyone around to be assholes, then when they're really social it's a nice surprise
- [11:51] <zencyl> its funny how those stereo types go around
- [11:52] <Jayroro> i've got nothing against it really... just can't think of why I would want to live there is all
- [11:52] <Tommy> yeah, well, many new yorkers are loud, not afraid to start conversation with a stranger, very social
- [11:52] <Tommy> that can be a good thing when the new yorker in question happens to be a nice guy with something interesting to say
- [11:53] <Jayroro> or some guy who keeps squirrels as pets and shoots people in the subway cos they had a sharpened screwdriver
- [11:53] <Tommy> that can be a very, very long train ride when the same extroverted personality is possessed by someone who's really fuckin creepy
- [11:53] <zencyl> i bet so
- [11:54] <Tommy> i've had some of the coolest conversations on the train, long, in-depth conversations about race with a mid-50's black woman, stuff you don't get in other places, because we're not afraid to talk
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- [11:56] <Tommy> zencyl: where are you from
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- [11:57] <zencyl> Tommy: little town on lake Livingston Texas
- [11:57] <Tommy> heh
- [11:58] <ixxvil> http://i.imgur.com/gNp4iH1.jpg
- [11:58] <ixxvil> pure hotness
- [11:58] <Jayroro> huh?
- [11:58] <Tommy> huh
- [11:59] <ixxvil> huh what
- [11:59] <Jayroro> it's nothing
- [11:59] <Jayroro> but letters and stuff
- [11:59] == kateweb [~kateweb@unaffiliated/kateweb] has quit [Quit: zzzzzzzzzz]
- [11:59] <ixxvil> ye type
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- [12:00] <Jayroro> is this good?
- [12:00] <ixxvil> is it?
- [12:00] <Jayroro> i know nothing about fonts
- [12:00] <Jayroro> except that comic sans is shit
- [12:00] <ixxvil> ah ok
- [12:01] <ixxvil> oh well
- [12:01] <ixxvil> client has it finalised
- [12:01] <ixxvil> so rest of you can go fuck yourself:D
- [12:02] <ixxvil> hell he even paid a bit extra
- [12:02] <Jayroro> money is good
- [12:02] <ixxvil> so far yeah
- [12:02] <Jayroro> but they wanted something to say eating now?
- [12:02] <ixxvil> its an app
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- [12:03] <Jayroro> like squarespace for food?
- [12:03] <ixxvil> sort of
- [12:03] <Jayroro> i'm checking into hotdog
- [12:03] <ixxvil> its searching for places that have happy hour
- [12:03] <ixxvil> restaurants and bars, etc
- [12:03] <Jayroro> oh nice
- [12:04] <Joah> reddit
- [12:04] <Jayroro> an app for finding cheap drinks is a good thing
- [12:04] <ixxvil> ye
- [12:04] <Jayroro> doing god's work
- [12:04] <ixxvil> ceap for the day or the week
- [12:04] == lahwran [~lahwran@python/site-packages/lahwran] has joined #Reddit
- [12:04] <ixxvil> ir discounts
- [12:04] <ixxvil> specials, etc
- [12:05] <Jayroro> i hate when people request a home drive on a remote server but never specify what server they want... we only have 500 to choose from
- [12:11] <Tommy> know what i hate
- [12:11] <Tommy> I HATE FAGGOTS
- [12:12] <Tommy> no kidding, that's part of jim jeffries' hilarious stand-up
- [12:12] <Tommy> i love gay people. BUT I HATE HIPSTERS
- [12:12] <Tommy> http://www.reddit.com/r/circlejerknyc/comments/1bvui3/dae_feel_williamsburg_is_getting_a_bit_mainstream/
- [12:12] <Jayroro> jim jeffries the senator from NH?
- [12:12] <Tommy> comedian from AU
- [12:12] <Jayroro> auburn university?
- [12:12] <Tommy> watch his standup on netflix, hilarious
- [12:12] <Tommy> i believe auburn is UA, university of auburn
- [12:13] <Tommy> no that'd be alabama, also who cares because the south is a steaming pile of dog shit
- [12:13] <Jayroro> averett university?
- [12:13] <Tommy> ausfailure
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- [12:13] <zencyl> ouch
- [12:13] <Jayroro> Tommy, be nice and go play some pinbacll you blind deaf and dumb bastard
- [12:14] <Jayroro> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Who's_Tommy
- [12:14] <Tommy> lol?
- [12:14] <Tommy> bro i know the song
- [12:14] <Tommy> that deaf, dumb and blind kid, sure plays a mean pinballllllll
- [12:14] <Tommy> dun dun dun, duh, da nahhhh
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- [12:15] <mmap> Massive asteroid will do fly-by earth today..
- [12:15] <Jayroro> dog shit is not nice dude
- [12:15] <mmap> 5PM ET
- [12:15] <mmap> http://www.sciencerecorder.com/news/nasa-asteroid-set-to-barely-miss-earth-has-its-own-moon/
- [12:15] <mmap> too bad it's not hitting earth
- [12:15] <mmap> that could be fun
- [12:16] <mmap> on the other hand.. earth IS where I keep all my stuff
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- [12:16] <Jayroro> 3.6 million miles away
- [12:17] <Jayroro> for a science website they have a shit ton of top lists
- [12:18] <mmap> 3.6 million miles, that's only 20 light seconds away, too close ;)
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- [12:19] <ixxvil> urmomma is 20 secs away from my pants
- [12:19] <mmap> everyone is 20 seconds away from someone's pants
- [12:19] <Jayroro> you're going to need a shovel dude
- [12:21] <mmap> the part that kinda freaks me out is that NASA scientists discovered the asteroid 2 days ago
- [12:22] <Jayroro> yeah
- [12:23] <mmap> how the hell is bruce willis going to do anything if he doesn't have some proper warning
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- [12:26] <mmap> oh, that's when they just discovered that the thing had a moon, looks like they first discovered it in 1998
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