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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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- "Jack Quartermaine
- knew he was a dead man."
- 3
- 00:00:49,334 --> 00:00:53,738
- No, no, no, no. "Jack Quartermaine
- thought he was a dead man."
- 4
- 00:00:53,740 --> 00:00:58,509
- No, no. "Jack Quartermaine
- feared he was a dead man."
- 5
- 00:00:58,511 --> 00:01:00,378
- Suspected.
- 6
- 00:01:00,380 --> 00:01:02,046
- Imagined?
- 7
- 00:01:02,048 --> 00:01:05,285
- Come on, Frank.
- Make up your mind!
- 8
- 00:01:25,806 --> 00:01:27,675
- What are you smilin' about?
- 9
- 00:01:28,642 --> 00:01:31,411
- Dad, Grandpa's here!
- 10
- 00:01:36,650 --> 00:01:38,419
- Welcome to your new home, Dad.
- 11
- 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:41,623
- Smaller than I remember.
- 12
- 00:01:45,392 --> 00:01:47,061
- Sure got a lot of stuff,
- Grandpa.
- 13
- 00:01:48,697 --> 00:01:50,830
- I can do that, Jordie.
- I'm not an invalid.
- 14
- 00:01:50,832 --> 00:01:52,632
- Nobody thinks you're
- an invalid, Eddie.
- 15
- 00:01:52,634 --> 00:01:55,267
- - Just want you to feel welcome.
- - Eduardo.
- 16
- 00:01:55,269 --> 00:01:58,507
- - Huh?
- - It's Eduardo, not Eddie.
- 17
- 00:01:59,474 --> 00:02:02,511
- Right. But, you know,
- I could call you Dad.
- 18
- 00:02:05,347 --> 00:02:07,280
- Okay, Eduardo it is.
- 19
- 00:02:07,282 --> 00:02:09,816
- All right.
- This is the last of it.
- 20
- 00:02:09,818 --> 00:02:12,452
- Took you long enough.
- Oh, oh, whoa.
- 21
- 00:02:12,454 --> 00:02:14,087
- Uh-huh. Okay.
- 22
- 00:02:14,089 --> 00:02:17,157
- Boy.
- You know where I got this?
- 23
- 00:02:17,159 --> 00:02:19,559
- Judge Phillips,
- state supreme court.
- 24
- 00:02:19,561 --> 00:02:23,162
- He gave me this when I appeared
- before him on a federal case.
- 25
- 00:02:23,164 --> 00:02:25,566
- Said he never heard
- a more solid argument
- 26
- 00:02:25,568 --> 00:02:27,501
- from an attorney
- in his whole career.
- 27
- 00:02:27,503 --> 00:02:28,569
- Hmm.
- 28
- 00:02:28,571 --> 00:02:30,604
- Oh. Wow.
- 29
- 00:02:30,606 --> 00:02:33,207
- Well, I hope you
- don't mind bunk beds.
- 30
- 00:02:33,209 --> 00:02:35,876
- Nah. I got used to
- bunk beds, you know...
- 31
- 00:02:35,878 --> 00:02:38,713
- In the joint?
- I prefer "the slammer."
- 32
- 00:02:38,715 --> 00:02:41,818
- All right, I gotta get back to work,
- so I'll let you roommates settle in.
- 33
- 00:02:53,897 --> 00:02:55,799
- Dad. Dad?
- Yeah?
- 34
- 00:02:57,367 --> 00:03:00,070
- Exactly how long is
- Grandpa gonna be staying here?
- 35
- 00:03:01,705 --> 00:03:03,505
- I don't really know, Son.
- 36
- 00:03:03,507 --> 00:03:05,443
- Dad, I need my space.
- 37
- 00:03:06,877 --> 00:03:10,445
- Of course you do. Look... your mother
- and I are gonna work something out, okay?
- 38
- 00:03:10,447 --> 00:03:12,314
- But in the meantime,
- we're stuck with him.
- 39
- 00:03:12,316 --> 00:03:14,316
- So make the best
- of it, all right?
- 40
- 00:03:14,318 --> 00:03:15,787
- Whatever.
- 41
- 00:03:26,431 --> 00:03:27,798
- Potatoes are a little salty.
- 42
- 00:03:30,835 --> 00:03:33,669
- I just put a bit in the water, Dad.
- To give it some flavor.
- 43
- 00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:39,277
- Salt's no good for ya.
- It makes you retain fluid.
- 44
- 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:43,748
- Weakens the muscle. You end
- up lookin' like your dad.
- 45
- 00:03:45,383 --> 00:03:47,183
- I still weigh the same
- as I did in the joint.
- 46
- 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:49,220
- Here, feel that.
- 47
- 00:03:50,589 --> 00:03:53,190
- So, any plans tomorrow, Dad?
- 48
- 00:03:53,192 --> 00:03:55,358
- Ah, you know, the usual.
- 49
- 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,461
- Meet up with
- a couple of friends...
- 50
- 00:03:57,463 --> 00:04:00,564
- have some coffee,
- complain about the weather.
- 51
- 00:04:00,566 --> 00:04:03,202
- Well, I'll be teaching tomorrow,
- but maybe Frank can drive you.
- 52
- 00:04:04,236 --> 00:04:06,405
- Mm-mm.
- Frank's gotta write.
- 53
- 00:04:08,942 --> 00:04:11,508
- You still keepin'
- up with that, huh?
- 54
- 00:04:11,510 --> 00:04:13,312
- Let's see...
- What was your last book?
- 55
- 00:04:15,248 --> 00:04:17,814
- The Copenhagen Conundrum.
- 56
- 00:04:17,816 --> 00:04:19,483
- That was, what,
- ten years ago?
- 57
- 00:04:19,485 --> 00:04:21,888
- - Five.
- - Oh.
- 58
- 00:04:22,489 --> 00:04:24,422
- Eh, close enough.
- 59
- 00:04:24,424 --> 00:04:27,594
- Thought you would've
- given up on that by now.
- 60
- 00:04:29,763 --> 00:04:31,431
- Bird's dry.
- 61
- 00:04:49,383 --> 00:04:51,383
- I don't think
- this is gonna work.
- 62
- 00:04:51,385 --> 00:04:52,852
- What do you mean?
- 63
- 00:04:52,854 --> 00:04:55,020
- Well, for one thing,
- I'm not sure I'm comfortable
- 64
- 00:04:55,022 --> 00:04:57,356
- livin' with an ex-con
- under our roof.
- 65
- 00:04:57,358 --> 00:05:00,626
- That is my father
- you're talking about, Frank.
- 66
- 00:05:00,628 --> 00:05:02,862
- And that was a long time ago.
- 67
- 00:05:02,864 --> 00:05:04,931
- He paid his debt to society.
- 68
- 00:05:04,933 --> 00:05:07,666
- He even got his law degree
- when he was in jail.
- 69
- 00:05:07,668 --> 00:05:09,268
- Doesn't that
- count for something?
- 70
- 00:05:09,270 --> 00:05:10,970
- Well, if he's such
- a hotshot lawyer,
- 71
- 00:05:10,972 --> 00:05:13,039
- why can't he stay
- in his apartment?
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- 00:05:13,041 --> 00:05:17,377
- Because he almost burned it down
- when he forgot to turn off the stove.
- 73
- 00:05:17,379 --> 00:05:19,278
- Oh, that.
- 74
- 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:20,914
- And then
- the neighbors complained
- 75
- 00:05:20,916 --> 00:05:23,450
- about him knocking
- on their doors at all hours
- 76
- 00:05:23,452 --> 00:05:25,785
- tryin' to get into
- the wrong apartment.
- 77
- 00:05:25,787 --> 00:05:29,355
- And when the landlord found him
- sleeping under the fountain...
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- 00:05:29,357 --> 00:05:31,391
- he said it was
- the last straw.
- 79
- 00:05:31,393 --> 00:05:33,428
- Yeah.
- Well, if it's that bad, honey...
- 80
- 00:05:34,796 --> 00:05:37,430
- maybe it's time that
- we put him in a home.
- 81
- 00:05:37,432 --> 00:05:40,501
- He is in a home.
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- Our home.
- 83
- 00:05:43,973 --> 00:05:46,406
- Don't worry
- about Dad, hmm?
- 84
- 00:05:46,408 --> 00:05:48,745
- You probably won't even
- notice that he's here.
- 85
- 00:06:35,994 --> 00:06:37,829
- They workin' yet?
- 86
- 00:06:39,364 --> 00:06:41,730
- What?
- Your psychic powers.
- 87
- 00:06:41,732 --> 00:06:44,600
- You stare at her every day,
- but you never talk to her.
- 88
- 00:06:44,602 --> 00:06:48,406
- So the only way she's ever gonna know that
- you're interested is if she can read your mind.
- 89
- 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:17,536
- Hey, I was just texting you.
- Meet you in the caf?
- 90
- 00:07:22,474 --> 00:07:23,409
- Hey.
- 91
- 00:07:24,410 --> 00:07:26,577
- Oh. Hi.
- 92
- 00:07:26,579 --> 00:07:28,046
- Jordan, right?
- 93
- 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:30,180
- You know my name?
- 94
- 00:07:30,182 --> 00:07:33,450
- You're in my physics class.
- I'm Annie.
- 95
- 00:07:33,452 --> 00:07:36,087
- Oh.
- Nice to meet you.
- 96
- 00:07:36,089 --> 00:07:37,889
- Officially, that is.
- 97
- 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:40,658
- You're trying out for the show?
- Huh?
- 98
- 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:43,697
- The variety show.
- Let me guess, you sing?
- 99
- 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:48,499
- Uh, uh... Yeah, sing.
- 100
- 00:07:48,501 --> 00:07:50,537
- Great. Me too.
- There I am.
- 101
- 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:54,641
- There you are.
- There you are.
- 102
- 00:07:55,508 --> 00:07:57,909
- Well, I guess I'll see you
- at the auditions?
- 103
- 00:07:57,911 --> 00:07:59,914
- Maybe we can sing together.
- 104
- 00:08:03,618 --> 00:08:04,919
- Sing.
- 105
- 00:08:16,131 --> 00:08:18,964
- "Jack Quartermaine
- knew he was a dead man.
- 106
- 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:21,800
- Central Command had inferred as
- much when he accepted the mission."
- 107
- 00:08:21,802 --> 00:08:23,105
- Implied.
- 108
- 00:08:27,576 --> 00:08:29,842
- Eduardo, you scared
- the crap outta me.
- 109
- 00:08:29,844 --> 00:08:31,911
- Yeah, but you used
- the wrong word.
- 110
- 00:08:31,913 --> 00:08:34,014
- Th-The word
- should be "implied."
- 111
- 00:08:34,016 --> 00:08:38,120
- The speaker implies,
- the listener infers.
- 112
- 00:08:39,222 --> 00:08:42,956
- Yeah. Okay. Thanks.
- 113
- 00:08:42,958 --> 00:08:45,725
- You know, funny thing
- happened to me once. Okay.
- 114
- 00:08:45,727 --> 00:08:49,729
- I was arguing a case in front
- of Judge Hightower, right?
- 115
- 00:08:49,731 --> 00:08:54,734
- Now every attorney in the district
- knows this guy is a class A moron.
- 116
- 00:08:54,736 --> 00:08:56,270
- Okay, okay.
- 117
- 00:08:56,272 --> 00:09:00,007
- He used the word "infer"
- incorrectly just like you did.
- 118
- 00:09:00,009 --> 00:09:02,910
- Yes, just like...
- Okay, listen, Eduardo.
- 119
- 00:09:02,912 --> 00:09:04,912
- I-I'd love to hear
- more about this,
- 120
- 00:09:04,914 --> 00:09:08,581
- but, you know, uh,
- the thing is I'm kinda workin'.
- 121
- 00:09:08,583 --> 00:09:09,817
- Oh, oh, yeah.
- You know?
- 122
- 00:09:09,819 --> 00:09:11,819
- Don't let me interrupt.
- Go ahead.
- 123
- 00:09:11,821 --> 00:09:14,058
- Okay. Good.
- 124
- 00:09:23,033 --> 00:09:24,667
- But you are.
- 125
- 00:09:25,135 --> 00:09:27,204
- Yeah. Okay.
- 126
- 00:09:28,272 --> 00:09:30,138
- I thought a man
- in your situation
- 127
- 00:09:30,140 --> 00:09:33,744
- might appreciate a little
- constructive criticism.
- 128
- 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:40,016
- Wait. "My situation"?
- What's that mean?
- 129
- 00:09:40,018 --> 00:09:44,186
- Well, yeah, Frank, you know, you're not
- exactly Book-of-the-Month Club, are you?
- 130
- 00:09:44,188 --> 00:09:47,558
- No. You're like
- Book-of-the-Every-Five-Year Club.
- 131
- 00:09:48,726 --> 00:09:51,196
- Wow.
- 132
- 00:10:00,238 --> 00:10:01,840
- "Implied."
- 133
- 00:10:04,809 --> 00:10:06,111
- Five years.
- 134
- 00:10:11,182 --> 00:10:13,585
- Here we go, baby. Mission...
- 135
- 00:10:19,291 --> 00:10:20,992
- You gotta be kiddin' me!
- 136
- 00:10:32,705 --> 00:10:34,707
- Hey, would you turn
- that down, please?
- 137
- 00:10:35,975 --> 00:10:40,047
- Eduardo? Turn the music down
- please, would ya?
- 138
- 00:10:41,048 --> 00:10:42,615
- Eduardo.
- 139
- 00:10:55,195 --> 00:10:57,262
- Hey, hey, hey!
- 140
- 00:10:57,264 --> 00:10:59,364
- Watch out!
- That's a valuable record!
- 141
- 00:10:59,366 --> 00:11:02,133
- Do you have
- to play it so loud?
- 142
- 00:11:02,135 --> 00:11:05,237
- I like to listen
- for the subtle nuances.
- 143
- 00:11:05,239 --> 00:11:07,772
- It's polka.
- 144
- 00:11:07,774 --> 00:11:10,210
- Whoa! Here, hold these.
- Vinegar time.
- 145
- 00:11:11,812 --> 00:11:13,081
- What the hell is vinegar time?
- 146
- 00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:18,116
- Half a cup of vinegar,
- twice a day.
- 147
- 00:11:18,118 --> 00:11:19,984
- Better than any
- medication out there.
- 148
- 00:11:19,986 --> 00:11:22,421
- Want some?
- Nah, I'm good, thanks.
- 149
- 00:11:22,423 --> 00:11:25,691
- Hey, did you see some
- leftover Thai food in here?
- 150
- 00:11:25,693 --> 00:11:26,926
- I was savin' it for lunch.
- 151
- 00:11:32,433 --> 00:11:34,102
- Threw it out.
- 152
- 00:11:36,771 --> 00:11:39,372
- Got enough chemicals, enough
- salt, enough preservatives,
- 153
- 00:11:39,374 --> 00:11:41,709
- enough MSG
- to kill a water buffalo.
- 154
- 00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:47,080
- Yeah. Um...
- Okay, look, Eduardo...
- 155
- 00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:49,950
- I know this is a difficult situation
- for both of us...
- 156
- 00:11:49,952 --> 00:11:53,086
- ...but irregardless of that,
- I think it would be helpful
- 157
- 00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:55,388
- if we set some ground rules
- right off the bat.
- 158
- 00:11:55,390 --> 00:11:56,792
- What do you think?
- 159
- 00:11:59,695 --> 00:12:00,961
- "Regardless."
- 160
- 00:12:00,963 --> 00:12:02,129
- What?
- 161
- 00:12:02,131 --> 00:12:03,364
- You meant "regardless."
- 162
- 00:12:03,366 --> 00:12:06,133
- Or, maybe, "irrespective."
- 163
- 00:12:06,135 --> 00:12:08,971
- But there's no such word
- as "irregardless."
- 164
- 00:12:12,942 --> 00:12:14,208
- Thanks, Eduardo.
- 165
- 00:12:14,210 --> 00:12:16,010
- Yo.
- Okay, good.
- 166
- 00:12:16,012 --> 00:12:17,013
- Yeah.
- 167
- 00:12:50,814 --> 00:12:53,149
- I thought we already
- paid the property tax?
- 168
- 00:12:53,151 --> 00:12:56,251
- Nah, nah.
- That one was for last year.
- 169
- 00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:58,120
- This one is for this year,
- which we didn't pay
- 170
- 00:12:58,122 --> 00:12:59,988
- because we needed the money
- for the mortgage.
- 171
- 00:12:59,990 --> 00:13:02,858
- All right, well,
- we'll figure it out.
- 172
- 00:13:02,860 --> 00:13:03,962
- We always do.
- 173
- 00:13:05,030 --> 00:13:07,329
- We'd be fine if I could
- just finish my novel.
- 174
- 00:13:07,331 --> 00:13:09,031
- How'd it go today?
- 175
- 00:13:09,033 --> 00:13:11,401
- Before the polka music
- or after?
- 176
- 00:13:11,403 --> 00:13:13,770
- Dad?
- Yeah.
- 177
- 00:13:13,772 --> 00:13:16,239
- He's either standin' over me
- correctin' my spelling,
- 178
- 00:13:16,241 --> 00:13:19,275
- or thumpin' through the house
- criticizin' my dietary habits.
- 179
- 00:13:19,277 --> 00:13:21,978
- Oh, he's just lonely, honey.
- Yes. Yes.
- 180
- 00:13:21,980 --> 00:13:24,113
- It's been five years
- since Mom died,
- 181
- 00:13:24,115 --> 00:13:26,015
- but I know
- he still misses her.
- 182
- 00:13:26,017 --> 00:13:28,885
- I know, I know, I'm sorry.
- I totally get it.
- 183
- 00:13:28,887 --> 00:13:31,287
- But, babe,
- I'm a writer, okay?
- 184
- 00:13:31,289 --> 00:13:34,726
- And I can't write
- if I have to babysit your dad.
- 185
- 00:13:36,462 --> 00:13:40,097
- Hey. I just got an idea.
- Hmm?
- 186
- 00:13:40,099 --> 00:13:43,833
- Why doesn't he invite some
- friends over here tomorrow?
- 187
- 00:13:43,835 --> 00:13:45,236
- What, seriously?
- Yeah.
- 188
- 00:13:45,238 --> 00:13:48,038
- What, you want me to take care
- of a houseful of Eduardos?
- 189
- 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,974
- No, that's the point.
- 190
- 00:13:49,976 --> 00:13:52,377
- And they take care
- of each other.
- 191
- 00:13:52,379 --> 00:13:56,182
- They keep each other company,
- so you can get back to work.
- 192
- 00:13:57,283 --> 00:13:58,485
- Hmm.
- 193
- 00:13:59,085 --> 00:14:00,820
- What do you think?
- 194
- 00:14:03,357 --> 00:14:07,091
- Read 'em and weep. Straight
- to the king.
- 195
- 00:14:07,093 --> 00:14:10,027
- Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
- 196
- 00:14:10,029 --> 00:14:13,832
- Arnold is already
- showing a flush.
- 197
- 00:14:13,834 --> 00:14:16,067
- A straight beats a flush!
- 198
- 00:14:16,069 --> 00:14:17,335
- You're full of crap!
- 199
- 00:14:17,337 --> 00:14:19,870
- What are you yelling for?
- 200
- 00:14:19,872 --> 00:14:23,008
- We're playing for matchsticks,
- for crying out loud!
- 201
- 00:14:23,010 --> 00:14:26,111
- Okay, we got you all set up.
- Snacks, beer in the fridge.
- 202
- 00:14:26,113 --> 00:14:27,980
- Gabe, what difference
- does it make?
- 203
- 00:14:27,982 --> 00:14:29,614
- It makes a difference
- in principle.
- 204
- 00:14:29,616 --> 00:14:31,550
- A straight beats a flush,
- right, Arnold?
- 205
- 00:14:31,552 --> 00:14:34,487
- Only when
- it's a straight flush.
- 206
- 00:14:34,489 --> 00:14:37,023
- That's it. That's it.
- He's right.
- 207
- 00:14:37,025 --> 00:14:39,859
- You guys are cheaters.
- You're just a bunch of cheaters.
- 208
- 00:14:39,861 --> 00:14:41,893
- Hey, hey, hey!
- You can't say that.
- 209
- 00:14:41,895 --> 00:14:43,962
- I'm a certified
- public accountant,
- 210
- 00:14:43,964 --> 00:14:45,298
- and we never cheat!
- 211
- 00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:48,100
- - Have fun.
- - Ah, poker.
- 212
- 00:14:48,102 --> 00:14:50,637
- I wondered
- what I was going to be doing
- 213
- 00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:52,408
- until I died.
- 214
- 00:14:53,408 --> 00:14:55,143
- All right, baby.
- 215
- 00:14:56,210 --> 00:14:58,179
- Yes, sir.
- 216
- 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,316
- Mm-hmm.
- 217
- 00:15:13,429 --> 00:15:15,264
- Hey! Where's the john?
- 218
- 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,898
- Gabe.
- 219
- 00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:20,602
- - John.
- - Okay.
- 220
- 00:15:23,272 --> 00:15:25,640
- Down the hall,
- first door on the left.
- 221
- 00:15:25,642 --> 00:15:27,610
- Bladder's on its last legs.
- 222
- 00:15:32,915 --> 00:15:34,217
- All right.
- 223
- 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:44,392
- How do you work this thing?
- 224
- 00:15:44,394 --> 00:15:47,228
- Never mind. That thing's bad
- for the environment, anyway.
- 225
- 00:15:47,230 --> 00:15:49,063
- I brought old Betsy.
- 226
- 00:15:49,065 --> 00:15:51,567
- So, what's the deal
- on that, Eddie?
- 227
- 00:15:51,569 --> 00:15:55,002
- I thought you didn't
- even like your son-in-law.
- 228
- 00:15:55,004 --> 00:15:56,940
- What're you doing
- living in his house?
- 229
- 00:15:57,407 --> 00:15:58,642
- Uh...
- 230
- 00:16:00,144 --> 00:16:02,144
- Well, they were having
- kind of a rough time
- 231
- 00:16:02,146 --> 00:16:05,113
- and asked me to move in
- and help out a bit.
- 232
- 00:16:05,115 --> 00:16:08,317
- That's a good thing.
- Yes.
- 233
- 00:16:08,319 --> 00:16:13,055
- Multigenerational families
- can be very rewarding.
- 234
- 00:16:13,057 --> 00:16:16,593
- Wait until the first time you
- forget where you put your milk,
- 235
- 00:16:16,595 --> 00:16:19,695
- and then they find it
- in your sock drawer.
- 236
- 00:16:19,697 --> 00:16:22,066
- Never get a reward
- for that one.
- 237
- 00:16:24,068 --> 00:16:25,237
- Whoa!
- 238
- 00:16:28,206 --> 00:16:30,508
- Hey, Frank!
- Lights went out!
- 239
- 00:16:36,148 --> 00:16:38,448
- All right, Arnold.
- See you later, perpetrator.
- 240
- 00:16:38,450 --> 00:16:40,651
- All right, my man. Be good.
- Walter.
- 241
- 00:16:40,653 --> 00:16:43,052
- Ciao.
- Ciao bella.
- 242
- 00:16:43,054 --> 00:16:44,687
- All right, Gabe.
- Take it easy.
- 243
- 00:16:44,689 --> 00:16:47,658
- Wait for me in the car, Dad.
- I'll be right there. Yeah.
- 244
- 00:16:47,660 --> 00:16:51,262
- Oh, Frank. Thank you so much
- for watching Dad all day.
- 245
- 00:16:51,264 --> 00:16:54,030
- Ah, it's no problem. I can
- tell that he had a lot of fun.
- 246
- 00:16:54,032 --> 00:16:57,635
- I was wondering if maybe he could
- come back again sometime soon?
- 247
- 00:16:57,637 --> 00:17:01,138
- Uh... Well, you know, Denise,
- this was kind of a one-time thing.
- 248
- 00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:03,574
- I'm not sure if we're gonna make
- it a regular event. I mean...
- 249
- 00:17:03,576 --> 00:17:06,744
- I could help with the expenses. No,
- no, I mean, that's not necessary.
- 250
- 00:17:06,746 --> 00:17:08,746
- Please. You would be
- doing me a huge favor.
- 251
- 00:17:08,748 --> 00:17:11,449
- Here. At least take 100.
- The senior home charges 300.
- 252
- 00:17:11,451 --> 00:17:13,384
- What, $300 per person?
- 253
- 00:17:13,386 --> 00:17:15,021
- Per day.
- 254
- 00:17:18,391 --> 00:17:20,458
- You don't say?
- 255
- 00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:23,495
- No, no. I mean, we could fit a dozen
- or so people in the house at once.
- 256
- 00:17:23,497 --> 00:17:25,497
- I mean, if we charge
- 100 bucks a day...
- 257
- 00:17:25,499 --> 00:17:28,400
- Okay, well, you wanna bring
- 12 people into our living room?
- 258
- 00:17:28,402 --> 00:17:31,603
- No, no, no.
- Not people, Emma. Clients.
- 259
- 00:17:31,605 --> 00:17:33,538
- I don't know, Frank.
- 260
- 00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:36,208
- It's a lot of work taking
- care of senior citizens.
- 261
- 00:17:36,210 --> 00:17:38,744
- You're the one that said that they
- could take care of each other.
- 262
- 00:17:38,746 --> 00:17:40,480
- What do I know
- about senior citizens?
- 263
- 00:17:40,482 --> 00:17:42,380
- I'm a high school teacher.
- Oh.
- 264
- 00:17:42,382 --> 00:17:44,817
- Hey, Dad.
- Can I talk to you for a sec?
- 265
- 00:17:44,819 --> 00:17:47,520
- Not right now, Jordie. Your mom
- and I are discussin' something.
- 266
- 00:17:47,522 --> 00:17:48,788
- It sounds like you're arguing.
- 267
- 00:17:48,790 --> 00:17:50,325
- Don't you have homework?
- 268
- 00:17:51,326 --> 00:17:52,727
- Thanks, Dad.
- 269
- 00:17:53,795 --> 00:17:56,596
- The truth is,
- we need the money.
- 270
- 00:17:56,598 --> 00:17:58,331
- Let's just try it for one week.
- What do you say?
- 271
- 00:18:03,104 --> 00:18:05,671
- Hello? Hi, Denise.
- 272
- 00:18:05,673 --> 00:18:08,374
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Frank Collins.
- We met the other day?
- 273
- 00:18:08,376 --> 00:18:10,811
- Yes, exactly.
- How are you? Good, good.
- 274
- 00:18:10,813 --> 00:18:14,015
- Listen, Denise, how would you
- like a place to put your dad?
- 275
- 00:18:14,850 --> 00:18:16,352
- I sure did.
- 276
- 00:18:40,477 --> 00:18:41,744
- Here.
- 277
- 00:18:47,149 --> 00:18:48,449
- Dad?
- Yeah.
- 278
- 00:18:48,451 --> 00:18:50,351
- I really need to talk
- to you about something.
- 279
- 00:18:50,353 --> 00:18:52,520
- Can it wait, Jordan? I'm
- a little busy right now.
- 280
- 00:18:52,522 --> 00:18:54,223
- Excuse me.
- 281
- 00:18:56,860 --> 00:18:59,460
- Had breakfast yet?
- I'll get something at school.
- 282
- 00:18:59,462 --> 00:19:03,499
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Your body is a machine.
- 283
- 00:19:03,501 --> 00:19:06,166
- You gotta keep it fueled up.
- Here.
- 284
- 00:19:06,168 --> 00:19:07,835
- Homemade granola.
- 285
- 00:19:07,837 --> 00:19:13,176
- I always keep a couple handfuls
- in my pocket, just in case.
- 286
- 00:19:20,885 --> 00:19:22,620
- Thanks, Grandpa.
- 287
- 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:31,460
- Hey. What're you doin'?
- 288
- 00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:34,263
- Well, it was so nice havin'
- your friends over the other day,
- 289
- 00:19:34,265 --> 00:19:35,600
- I thought maybe
- we'd invite some more.
- 290
- 00:19:36,735 --> 00:19:38,200
- I don't have
- any more friends.
- 291
- 00:19:39,504 --> 00:19:41,172
- Not yet.
- 292
- 00:19:45,276 --> 00:19:48,278
- Hello, everybody! Welcome. Come on in.
- Good to see ya.
- 293
- 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,547
- Thank you very much.
- Cash or check is appreciated.
- 294
- 00:19:50,549 --> 00:19:52,449
- Of course, we prefer cash,
- but we're not picky.
- 295
- 00:19:52,451 --> 00:19:55,385
- Hello. Nice to meet you.
- Hey, how are ya?
- 296
- 00:19:55,387 --> 00:19:58,355
- Good to see you, good to... Thank
- you, thank you. Thank you very much.
- 297
- 00:19:58,357 --> 00:20:01,224
- Go right on in. Plenty of seating.
- Lots of snacks.
- 298
- 00:20:01,226 --> 00:20:03,259
- That's great.
- Thank you, thank you.
- 299
- 00:20:03,261 --> 00:20:05,261
- Hey, Gabe!
- How are you, man?
- 300
- 00:20:05,263 --> 00:20:06,365
- Bye, Pops.
- 301
- 00:20:10,435 --> 00:20:12,670
- Gabe, what the hell
- are you doin' here?
- 302
- 00:20:12,672 --> 00:20:15,208
- I don't know, but Denise said
- I had to show up.
- 303
- 00:20:15,875 --> 00:20:19,244
- Okay. All right.
- I'll see you later. Bye.
- 304
- 00:20:28,522 --> 00:20:31,722
- All righty.
- Okay, you guys.
- 305
- 00:20:31,724 --> 00:20:33,290
- I'm Frank.
- 306
- 00:20:35,294 --> 00:20:37,361
- Hi, everybody.
- Nice to see you guys.
- 307
- 00:20:37,363 --> 00:20:38,964
- How about goin' around
- the room, you know,
- 308
- 00:20:38,966 --> 00:20:40,632
- gettin' to know each other
- a little bit.
- 309
- 00:20:40,634 --> 00:20:42,502
- Tell us a little somethin'
- about yourselves.
- 310
- 00:20:43,603 --> 00:20:49,241
- Uh... Sure, I'm Lou.
- They call me Big Lou.
- 311
- 00:20:49,243 --> 00:20:54,680
- Uh... 75. I fought in 'Nam,
- got a Purple Heart.
- 312
- 00:20:54,682 --> 00:20:57,416
- Again with the Purple Heart.
- 313
- 00:20:57,418 --> 00:20:58,951
- He fell off
- the back of a jeep.
- 314
- 00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:00,254
- Still counts.
- 315
- 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:09,494
- And I'm Bonnie.
- I'm his wife.
- 316
- 00:21:09,496 --> 00:21:10,932
- Yeah, like
- they couldn't tell.
- 317
- 00:21:11,966 --> 00:21:15,301
- Oh, I-I guess I don't
- need to introduce myself.
- 318
- 00:21:15,303 --> 00:21:16,536
- Mm.
- 319
- 00:21:20,642 --> 00:21:22,644
- Oh! I'm Dan North.
- 320
- 00:21:25,781 --> 00:21:29,951
- Dynamite Dan, the Van Man?
- See? Yeah? Mmm?
- 321
- 00:21:32,487 --> 00:21:35,591
- Our prices are explosive.
- 322
- 00:21:36,559 --> 00:21:38,459
- Oh, yeah!
- I remember those commercials.
- 323
- 00:21:38,461 --> 00:21:40,027
- You used to blow stuff up.
- 324
- 00:21:40,029 --> 00:21:42,562
- Ah! Yeah, yeah.
- 325
- 00:21:42,564 --> 00:21:44,031
- What'd you say?
- 326
- 00:21:44,033 --> 00:21:47,670
- I said you used to blow stuff up
- in the commercials.
- 327
- 00:21:48,337 --> 00:21:50,504
- I'm sorry.
- I don't hear very well anymore.
- 328
- 00:21:50,506 --> 00:21:52,676
- I used to blow stuff up
- in my commercials.
- 329
- 00:21:57,346 --> 00:22:02,318
- Oh. I remember that place.
- Isn't it a yogurt shop now?
- 330
- 00:22:02,919 --> 00:22:04,486
- Huh?
- 331
- 00:22:04,488 --> 00:22:06,353
- Oh, oh, I can't do yogurt.
- 332
- 00:22:06,355 --> 00:22:08,022
- It gives me the whoopsies.
- 333
- 00:22:08,024 --> 00:22:09,556
- What the hell are
- the whoopsies?
- 334
- 00:22:09,558 --> 00:22:13,828
- My name is Millie,
- and these are my grandchildren.
- 335
- 00:22:13,830 --> 00:22:15,965
- Do you wanna see them?
- 336
- 00:22:15,967 --> 00:22:18,902
- This one is Alicia.
- Isn't she cute?
- 337
- 00:22:19,669 --> 00:22:22,003
- And this is...
- Oh, this is Owen.
- 338
- 00:22:22,005 --> 00:22:24,907
- And this is Candice,
- and this...
- 339
- 00:22:24,909 --> 00:22:27,510
- Oh, this is Timothy,
- 340
- 00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:30,912
- and his twin sister is Tammy.
- I'll show you her.
- 341
- 00:22:30,914 --> 00:22:34,415
- I'll tell you what. I'm gonna let you
- guys get acquainted with each other.
- 342
- 00:22:34,417 --> 00:22:36,752
- I'm gonna leave you guys here.
- How about some TV, maybe?
- 343
- 00:22:36,754 --> 00:22:38,521
- Hey! It's almost 11:00.
- 344
- 00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:40,655
- We can watch
- Guess My Price Tag!
- 345
- 00:22:40,657 --> 00:22:41,924
- All right, all right.
- Oh, yes.
- 346
- 00:22:41,926 --> 00:22:43,293
- Guess My Price Tag!
- 347
- 00:22:44,427 --> 00:22:46,796
- All right.
- That's comin' on.
- 348
- 00:22:46,798 --> 00:22:49,498
- You guys, again, please
- help yourselves with snacks.
- 349
- 00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:53,538
- And if there's anything
- that you need, um, ask Eduardo.
- 350
- 00:22:55,907 --> 00:22:58,041
- Sorry. What'd he say?
- 351
- 00:22:58,043 --> 00:22:59,943
- So, you tell her yet?
- 352
- 00:22:59,945 --> 00:23:01,578
- Are you kidding?
- 353
- 00:23:01,580 --> 00:23:04,080
- If I tell Annie the only reason
- I signed up for the audition
- 354
- 00:23:04,082 --> 00:23:06,116
- was because I wanted to
- talk to her, she's gonna...
- 355
- 00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:09,385
- She's gonna think you're even more
- of a creep than you already are?
- 356
- 00:23:09,387 --> 00:23:10,754
- Thanks.
- 357
- 00:23:10,756 --> 00:23:12,756
- Hey, Jordan.
- 358
- 00:23:12,758 --> 00:23:14,791
- Have you picked
- out your song yet?
- 359
- 00:23:14,793 --> 00:23:17,027
- Uh, my song?
- Yeah.
- 360
- 00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:19,496
- You know,
- for your audition?
- 361
- 00:23:19,498 --> 00:23:21,932
- I'm doing "My Heart Will
- Go On." I love Céline.
- 362
- 00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:26,403
- Yeah.
- She can really... sing.
- 363
- 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:29,072
- Well, better pick one soon.
- 364
- 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:30,943
- Audition's in two weeks.
- 365
- 00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:36,414
- "Yeah.
- She can really, uh, sing."
- 366
- 00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:37,951
- Shut up!
- 367
- 00:23:40,619 --> 00:23:44,422
- No! See?
- Now you've turned it off!
- 368
- 00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:47,159
- The input button! You were
- supposed to push the input button!
- 369
- 00:23:47,161 --> 00:23:49,560
- What're you talkin' about?
- I got one of these at home.
- 370
- 00:23:49,562 --> 00:23:52,597
- What are we supposed to do with these
- games? They're all missing pieces.
- 371
- 00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:55,800
- Ah, forget about that. Will you rub my leg?
- It's actin' up.
- 372
- 00:23:55,802 --> 00:23:57,568
- Rub your own leg.
- 373
- 00:23:57,570 --> 00:24:01,974
- Here. My son gave me these
- when my lumbago acts up.
- 374
- 00:24:01,976 --> 00:24:04,844
- Mm. Thank you.
- Let's see.
- 375
- 00:24:07,114 --> 00:24:08,780
- Oh, that's good.
- 376
- 00:24:08,782 --> 00:24:11,717
- Mm-hmm.
- The pain goes right away.
- 377
- 00:24:11,719 --> 00:24:14,087
- You wanna try one?
- Oh. Thanks.
- 378
- 00:24:14,089 --> 00:24:15,989
- I get some pain too.
- Can I have one?
- 379
- 00:24:15,991 --> 00:24:17,625
- Be my guest.
- 380
- 00:24:19,059 --> 00:24:20,859
- Hey!
- What?
- 381
- 00:24:20,861 --> 00:24:22,728
- You want one?
- Sure!
- 382
- 00:24:22,730 --> 00:24:24,030
- Thank you.
- 383
- 00:24:24,032 --> 00:24:27,600
- These are actually
- pretty good.
- 384
- 00:24:27,602 --> 00:24:29,137
- What's in these things?
- 385
- 00:24:43,652 --> 00:24:45,818
- What if we're all just...
- 386
- 00:24:45,820 --> 00:24:50,925
- tiny, little microbes
- on this gigantic organism?
- 387
- 00:24:50,927 --> 00:24:53,893
- And what if that organism...
- 388
- 00:24:53,895 --> 00:24:57,499
- is a microbe
- on another organism?
- 389
- 00:24:58,134 --> 00:24:59,769
- Ooh.
- 390
- 00:25:07,843 --> 00:25:12,180
- Hey, I'm Mister Ed.
- I'm a knight.
- 391
- 00:25:30,033 --> 00:25:32,235
- Those are damn good candies.
- 392
- 00:25:46,950 --> 00:25:49,687
- "Jack Quartermaine
- had come to a dead end."
- 393
- 00:25:50,254 --> 00:25:52,457
- Again, Frank?
- 394
- 00:25:54,591 --> 00:25:57,793
- You know, I came to this same dead
- end in T he Peruvian Principle.
- 395
- 00:25:57,795 --> 00:26:01,298
- Then again in The Romanian
- Rituals and The Warsaw Wire.
- 396
- 00:26:01,300 --> 00:26:03,599
- Which, by the way, was not
- one of your better titles.
- 397
- 00:26:03,601 --> 00:26:06,335
- - So?
- - So...
- 398
- 00:26:06,337 --> 00:26:09,638
- maybe that's why you're having such
- a hard time finishing this book.
- 399
- 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:13,343
- Maybe I'm not the only one
- stuck in a dead end.
- 400
- 00:26:17,815 --> 00:26:19,251
- Oh, no.
- 401
- 00:26:23,188 --> 00:26:25,057
- What the...?
- 402
- 00:26:41,774 --> 00:26:45,178
- Come on, Frank. Stop messin' around!
- We got fire here.
- 403
- 00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:48,647
- - Okay. Thank you.
- - Fire! Fire!
- 404
- 00:26:49,049 --> 00:26:52,317
- Help. Help.
- 405
- 00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:54,952
- Hey, could you call
- the fire department
- 406
- 00:26:54,954 --> 00:26:57,922
- and ask them to send us some firemen?
- 407
- 00:26:57,924 --> 00:27:00,958
- I knew we should have
- had an escape plan.
- 408
- 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,896
- Frank! Frank, come on! Hey!
- 409
- 00:27:03,898 --> 00:27:05,363
- Where's the fire extinguisher?
- 410
- 00:27:05,365 --> 00:27:07,965
- - It's all... Just calm down.
- - Duck and dive.
- 411
- 00:27:07,967 --> 00:27:09,967
- Duck and... Duck and dive!
- 412
- 00:27:09,969 --> 00:27:12,637
- - Everybody just calm down.
- - Headed for the front door!
- 413
- 00:27:12,639 --> 00:27:14,873
- Gabe! What are you doin'?
- What?
- 414
- 00:27:14,875 --> 00:27:16,343
- We got the munchies.
- You got the munchies?
- 415
- 00:27:19,246 --> 00:27:20,379
- Fire!
- 416
- 00:27:20,381 --> 00:27:21,947
- Ah! Ah!
- 417
- 00:27:21,949 --> 00:27:23,949
- Comin' through. Let me through.
- 418
- 00:27:23,951 --> 00:27:25,851
- Let me through.
- Let me through.
- 419
- 00:27:25,853 --> 00:27:26,787
- No, no, no!
- 420
- 00:27:28,989 --> 00:27:30,823
- I've always wanted to do that.
- 421
- 00:27:30,825 --> 00:27:32,193
- Eduardo!
- 422
- 00:27:33,894 --> 00:27:35,863
- Fire! Fire!
- 423
- 00:27:37,165 --> 00:27:40,833
- Oh! Can we make that stop?
- 424
- 00:27:40,835 --> 00:27:42,201
- Just take the battery out.
- 425
- 00:27:42,203 --> 00:27:44,903
- You have to push
- the reset button.
- 426
- 00:27:44,905 --> 00:27:46,738
- I can't reach that thing.
- 427
- 00:27:46,740 --> 00:27:48,408
- Typical.
- 428
- 00:27:48,410 --> 00:27:53,146
- I got it. I got it. Don't worry.
- Here we go. Put this here...
- 429
- 00:27:53,148 --> 00:27:54,950
- I got it.
- 430
- 00:27:56,451 --> 00:27:58,051
- - Whoa.
- - You gotta take the battery out!
- 431
- 00:27:58,053 --> 00:28:00,287
- Push the reset button!
- 432
- 00:28:00,289 --> 00:28:03,790
- Here. Here. Whack it with this.
- It always worked for me.
- 433
- 00:28:03,792 --> 00:28:04,891
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- 434
- 00:28:04,893 --> 00:28:06,862
- Yeah? Okay.
- 435
- 00:28:09,131 --> 00:28:11,731
- - Whack it!
- - Take the battery out, Frank!
- 436
- 00:28:11,733 --> 00:28:14,468
- - Whack it!
- - Push the reset button!
- 437
- 00:28:14,470 --> 00:28:17,304
- - Whack it!
- - Which button is the reset button?
- 438
- 00:28:17,306 --> 00:28:19,406
- Well, I don't know.
- It's your house!
- 439
- 00:28:19,408 --> 00:28:21,308
- Whack it, whack it, whack it!
- 440
- 00:28:23,479 --> 00:28:25,347
- Fire! Fire!
- 441
- 00:28:25,349 --> 00:28:27,384
- Oh. Oh.
- 442
- 00:28:29,485 --> 00:28:32,052
- Well, what do you know?
- A reset button.
- 443
- 00:28:32,054 --> 00:28:34,054
- Is it off?
- 444
- 00:28:34,056 --> 00:28:36,191
- Yeah.
- 445
- 00:28:36,193 --> 00:28:37,427
- Son?
- 446
- 00:28:38,795 --> 00:28:41,195
- Can you feel your feet?
- Yeah, I felt that.
- 447
- 00:28:41,197 --> 00:28:42,732
- Hold on.
- 448
- 00:28:44,501 --> 00:28:46,770
- Frank, here, it's for you.
- 449
- 00:28:47,304 --> 00:28:50,373
- Hello?
- 450
- 00:28:50,375 --> 00:28:54,509
- Oh, yeah. Everything's fine.
- Okay, yeah. Bye-bye.
- 451
- 00:28:54,511 --> 00:28:56,880
- Okay.
- 452
- 00:28:57,381 --> 00:28:59,382
- I'm all right.
- 453
- 00:28:59,384 --> 00:29:01,852
- Whoo! The alarm company
- wanted to know...
- 454
- 00:29:02,887 --> 00:29:04,321
- Fire! Fire!
- 455
- 00:29:08,393 --> 00:29:10,395
- Got anymore popcorn?
- 456
- 00:29:11,029 --> 00:29:12,397
- You sure you're okay?
- 457
- 00:29:13,264 --> 00:29:15,097
- Yeah, it was just
- a little bump on the head.
- 458
- 00:29:15,099 --> 00:29:16,831
- And a fall down the stairs.
- 459
- 00:29:16,833 --> 00:29:19,168
- And I was almost
- suffocated by chemical foam.
- 460
- 00:29:19,170 --> 00:29:22,538
- But judgin' by the numbers,
- it was all worth it.
- 461
- 00:29:22,540 --> 00:29:25,275
- You're lucky that's all
- that happened to you.
- 462
- 00:29:25,277 --> 00:29:27,244
- Eduardo,
- thank you for caring.
- 463
- 00:29:27,246 --> 00:29:29,045
- I'm not talkin' about you,
- you idiot.
- 464
- 00:29:29,047 --> 00:29:32,048
- I'm talkin' about that whole
- houseful of people you had.
- 465
- 00:29:32,050 --> 00:29:33,950
- This whole place
- could've gone up.
- 466
- 00:29:33,952 --> 00:29:35,918
- Hold on, now. Aren't you
- exaggerating a little bit?
- 467
- 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:37,955
- Try this on for size.
- 468
- 00:29:37,957 --> 00:29:43,092
- You're operating an illegal social
- service facility out of your house.
- 469
- 00:29:43,094 --> 00:29:44,463
- That's not an exaggeration.
- 470
- 00:29:45,397 --> 00:29:49,132
- Honey, maybe this isn't
- such a good idea after all.
- 471
- 00:29:49,134 --> 00:29:51,868
- Well, how about this money?
- Hmm?
- 472
- 00:29:51,870 --> 00:29:54,004
- That's a pretty good idea,
- wouldn't you say?
- 473
- 00:29:54,006 --> 00:29:56,406
- Until I finish my book, it's the
- only thing standin' between us
- 474
- 00:29:56,408 --> 00:29:58,141
- and gettin' kicked
- out of our house.
- 475
- 00:29:58,143 --> 00:29:59,812
- Or, you get a real job.
- 476
- 00:30:02,015 --> 00:30:03,348
- Dad.
- 477
- 00:30:03,350 --> 00:30:05,215
- No, no. No, honey.
- 478
- 00:30:05,217 --> 00:30:07,552
- I like hearin' what
- he really thinks about me.
- 479
- 00:30:07,554 --> 00:30:10,154
- He never thought I was good
- enough for his daughter, anyway.
- 480
- 00:30:10,156 --> 00:30:12,257
- That's not true, Frank.
- Really?
- 481
- 00:30:12,259 --> 00:30:14,259
- Ask him.
- 482
- 00:30:14,261 --> 00:30:15,829
- Dad?
- 483
- 00:30:17,264 --> 00:30:19,232
- I stand on the Fifth.
- 484
- 00:30:22,402 --> 00:30:24,104
- Let me tell you somethin',
- Frank.
- 485
- 00:30:25,005 --> 00:30:28,906
- A long time ago,
- I made a mistake.
- 486
- 00:30:28,908 --> 00:30:30,977
- Cost me a lot of years.
- 487
- 00:30:31,612 --> 00:30:34,946
- I missed watchin'
- my daughter grow up.
- 488
- 00:30:34,948 --> 00:30:38,851
- And I promised myself
- when I got out of the joint,
- 489
- 00:30:38,853 --> 00:30:41,453
- I would keep my nose clean.
- 490
- 00:30:41,455 --> 00:30:46,127
- Now, this is your house,
- so you can do whatever you want,
- 491
- 00:30:47,094 --> 00:30:48,896
- but you count me out.
- 492
- 00:31:02,944 --> 00:31:04,245
- What if he's right?
- 493
- 00:31:05,379 --> 00:31:07,547
- Of course he's not right.
- 494
- 00:31:07,549 --> 00:31:09,949
- Writing is a real job.
- 495
- 00:31:09,951 --> 00:31:13,053
- Just because you haven't
- sold a book in five years
- 496
- 00:31:13,055 --> 00:31:15,556
- and you're not making
- any money at the moment...
- 497
- 00:31:15,558 --> 00:31:18,058
- and you've got a deadline you're
- probably not gonna meet...
- 498
- 00:31:18,060 --> 00:31:20,527
- you feel like a failure,
- I mean, it doesn't mean that...
- 499
- 00:31:20,529 --> 00:31:23,566
- Yeah, actually, I wasn't
- talkin' about the writing.
- 500
- 00:31:24,634 --> 00:31:26,600
- Oh.
- 501
- 00:31:29,071 --> 00:31:31,441
- Eduardo?
- Are you all right?
- 502
- 00:31:32,308 --> 00:31:34,642
- Who the hell are you?
- 503
- 00:31:34,644 --> 00:31:36,012
- Dad?
- 504
- 00:31:36,679 --> 00:31:38,312
- What are you doin' in my house?
- 505
- 00:31:38,314 --> 00:31:41,217
- No, no, no, Eduardo,
- you're in our house. Hey.
- 506
- 00:31:42,918 --> 00:31:46,153
- - Where am I?
- - Shh, you're just havin' a bad dream, Dad.
- 507
- 00:31:46,155 --> 00:31:47,388
- It's all right.
- 508
- 00:31:47,390 --> 00:31:49,458
- What are you doin'...
- Where are you takin' me?
- 509
- 00:31:49,460 --> 00:31:50,327
- What...?
- 510
- 00:31:51,562 --> 00:31:53,296
- Esmeralda!
- 511
- 00:31:54,397 --> 00:31:56,966
- Just
- a little more water, Dad.
- 512
- 00:32:00,437 --> 00:32:02,072
- Good.
- 513
- 00:32:05,108 --> 00:32:06,675
- Is Grandpa gonna be okay?
- 514
- 00:32:06,677 --> 00:32:08,510
- Yes. Yeah.
- 515
- 00:32:08,512 --> 00:32:11,079
- He's just a little bit
- confused, that's it.
- 516
- 00:32:11,081 --> 00:32:12,349
- He's gonna be fine.
- 517
- 00:32:19,123 --> 00:32:21,392
- All right.
- Go back to bed, Jordie.
- 518
- 00:32:39,378 --> 00:32:41,146
- It's okay, Eduardo.
- 519
- 00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:43,381
- It's okay.
- 520
- 00:32:54,259 --> 00:32:58,127
- All right.
- Millie, two pills once daily.
- 521
- 00:32:58,129 --> 00:33:01,331
- Thank you very much. Hey, Dan.
- And what've we got here?
- 522
- 00:33:01,333 --> 00:33:04,535
- Uh, one twice a day. All right, thank you.
- Yeah, one twice a day.
- 523
- 00:33:04,537 --> 00:33:06,437
- Thank you. Hey!
- 524
- 00:33:06,439 --> 00:33:09,306
- Big Lou. We have once
- every three hours. Got it.
- 525
- 00:33:09,308 --> 00:33:11,776
- Do me a favor and double his dose?
- It keeps him calm.
- 526
- 00:33:11,778 --> 00:33:14,312
- Copy that. With you as my
- wife, we should triple it.
- 527
- 00:33:14,314 --> 00:33:19,216
- - Come on, Mom, let's go.
- - I'm moving as fast as I can.
- 528
- 00:33:19,218 --> 00:33:21,619
- Hi. I'm Beverly.
- This is my mother, Blanche.
- 529
- 00:33:21,621 --> 00:33:23,120
- Hi, Blanche.
- Hello.
- 530
- 00:33:23,122 --> 00:33:25,559
- Actually,
- we don't take drop-ins, but...
- 531
- 00:33:28,394 --> 00:33:31,228
- But we will definitely
- make an exception.
- 532
- 00:33:31,230 --> 00:33:34,098
- I need someplace to put her during the
- day until my father's probate closes.
- 533
- 00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:35,633
- Everywhere else in town
- has a waiting list.
- 534
- 00:33:35,635 --> 00:33:37,636
- Bev, I'm fine
- living by myself.
- 535
- 00:33:37,638 --> 00:33:40,538
- Don't argue, Mom!
- I'm already late for a meeting.
- 536
- 00:33:40,540 --> 00:33:42,173
- - Could she stay?
- - Uh...
- 537
- 00:33:42,175 --> 00:33:44,409
- I'm sorry.
- I don't mean to impose.
- 538
- 00:33:44,411 --> 00:33:47,111
- Well, it... No imposition at all.
- We'd love to have you.
- 539
- 00:33:47,113 --> 00:33:48,514
- Great.
- Thank you.
- 540
- 00:33:48,516 --> 00:33:49,648
- I'll pick her up at five.
- Good.
- 541
- 00:33:49,650 --> 00:33:51,517
- Thank you.
- All right.
- 542
- 00:33:51,519 --> 00:33:53,320
- Blanche.
- Yes?
- 543
- 00:33:54,154 --> 00:33:56,355
- You play horseshoes, girl?
- Let's see.
- 544
- 00:33:56,357 --> 00:33:57,991
- Okay.
- 545
- 00:34:02,598 --> 00:34:04,064
- Hmm.
- 546
- 00:34:10,571 --> 00:34:14,075
- Ned Tooley to headquarters.
- We have a situation.
- 547
- 00:34:34,162 --> 00:34:36,631
- You stepped over the line. That's cheating!
- What are you talkin' about?
- 548
- 00:34:36,633 --> 00:34:37,765
- What? I can't hear you.
- 549
- 00:34:37,767 --> 00:34:40,200
- Just a little more
- on your nose.
- 550
- 00:34:40,202 --> 00:34:42,435
- You know how sensitive
- you are to the sun.
- 551
- 00:34:42,437 --> 00:34:44,872
- I look like
- a damn French mime.
- 552
- 00:34:44,874 --> 00:34:47,675
- And this is my
- great-grandson, Duncan.
- 553
- 00:34:47,677 --> 00:34:50,111
- He's a professional
- waffle maker,
- 554
- 00:34:50,113 --> 00:34:54,147
- and he works at one of the best
- Waffle Houses in Pittsburgh.
- 555
- 00:34:54,149 --> 00:34:56,216
- And you...
- Would you excuse me?
- 556
- 00:34:56,218 --> 00:34:57,820
- Oh, sure, sure.
- 557
- 00:35:06,896 --> 00:35:08,298
- Oh!
- 558
- 00:35:09,165 --> 00:35:11,401
- - Excuse me.
- - Hi, can I help you?
- 559
- 00:35:12,369 --> 00:35:14,171
- I was just looking
- for the ladies room.
- 560
- 00:35:14,638 --> 00:35:16,838
- Down the hall to the left.
- 561
- 00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:20,611
- Ah. Thank you.
- Nice music.
- 562
- 00:35:21,345 --> 00:35:22,413
- You like polka?
- 563
- 00:35:23,213 --> 00:35:25,149
- Doesn't everybody?
- 564
- 00:35:25,784 --> 00:35:27,184
- Thank you.
- 565
- 00:35:33,757 --> 00:35:36,861
- Hey, Eduardo! Come over here and
- help me beat this cheatin' rat!
- 566
- 00:35:38,195 --> 00:35:39,163
- Okay, now, what'd you say?
- 567
- 00:35:42,700 --> 00:35:44,435
- You're not playin'?
- 568
- 00:35:45,570 --> 00:35:47,337
- I never learned.
- 569
- 00:35:47,339 --> 00:35:49,341
- It's an easy game.
- I'll teach you, if you like.
- 570
- 00:35:51,509 --> 00:35:54,377
- Over here, just, like,
- swing back like this.
- 571
- 00:35:54,379 --> 00:35:55,645
- Your arm back.
- Look here.
- 572
- 00:35:55,647 --> 00:35:56,913
- Sure. Here,
- let me show you.
- 573
- 00:35:56,915 --> 00:35:58,849
- Okay. Here we go. Swing it back.
- 574
- 00:35:58,851 --> 00:36:01,284
- There you go. All the way back.
- That's it.
- 575
- 00:36:01,286 --> 00:36:02,686
- Wow, Blanche,
- you're really graceful.
- 576
- 00:36:02,688 --> 00:36:03,723
- Huh?
- 577
- 00:36:04,723 --> 00:36:07,624
- I was a dancer.
- On Broadway.
- 578
- 00:36:07,626 --> 00:36:08,892
- Really?
- Mm.
- 579
- 00:36:08,894 --> 00:36:11,564
- Understudy
- in West Side Story.
- 580
- 00:36:12,465 --> 00:36:15,232
- Yeah, never made
- it onstage, though.
- 581
- 00:36:15,234 --> 00:36:18,203
- Damn Chita Rivera.
- She never missed a show.
- 582
- 00:36:22,608 --> 00:36:26,911
- Uh? Okay, you know what? Uh, just swing
- it one, two, three, and let it go.
- 583
- 00:36:26,913 --> 00:36:27,913
- Oh. Okay.
- 584
- 00:36:30,916 --> 00:36:35,285
- I'm only askin' for an extension
- on the deadline, Harry. No.
- 585
- 00:36:35,287 --> 00:36:37,355
- Man, it's not like
- I'm sittin' around
- 586
- 00:36:37,357 --> 00:36:39,426
- waitin' for inspiration
- to hit me on the head.
- 587
- 00:36:46,266 --> 00:36:48,168
- Let me call you back.
- 588
- 00:36:51,005 --> 00:36:53,738
- Hey, can I help you?
- Hi! Ned Tooley.
- 589
- 00:36:53,740 --> 00:36:55,340
- Department of Social Services.
- 590
- 00:36:55,342 --> 00:36:57,977
- I have a few questions about your business.
- May I come in?
- 591
- 00:36:57,979 --> 00:37:00,913
- Uh... Sure, come on in.
- No!
- 592
- 00:37:00,915 --> 00:37:03,015
- Eduardo, what's the matter?
- Shut up, Frank.
- 593
- 00:37:03,017 --> 00:37:04,616
- Okay.
- 594
- 00:37:04,618 --> 00:37:06,818
- Do you have a warrant
- to enter the premises?
- 595
- 00:37:06,820 --> 00:37:09,287
- No. This is just
- a friendly visit.
- 596
- 00:37:09,289 --> 00:37:12,192
- Okay. Let's be friends
- on the porch, okay?
- 597
- 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:13,961
- Close the door, Frank.
- 598
- 00:37:18,866 --> 00:37:20,700
- How can
- we help you, sir?
- 599
- 00:37:20,702 --> 00:37:22,635
- Oh, yes, I have
- a couple questions.
- 600
- 00:37:22,637 --> 00:37:26,405
- How long have you been operating
- an elder day care facility?
- 601
- 00:37:26,407 --> 00:37:28,908
- Oh, I'd say...
- Don't answer that, Frank.
- 602
- 00:37:28,910 --> 00:37:30,643
- I'm sorry.
- Are you Mr. Collins' attorney?
- 603
- 00:37:30,645 --> 00:37:32,411
- No, no, I'm Mr. Collins'
- father-in-law.
- 604
- 00:37:32,413 --> 00:37:33,512
- All right, then.
- 605
- 00:37:33,514 --> 00:37:37,350
- Do you have a license
- to operate a day care facility?
- 606
- 00:37:37,352 --> 00:37:38,685
- You know, technically I...
- Don't answer that, Frank.
- 607
- 00:37:38,687 --> 00:37:40,586
- Oh, fine.
- 608
- 00:37:40,588 --> 00:37:42,889
- I can see we're not gonna
- get anywhere here today.
- 609
- 00:37:42,891 --> 00:37:45,459
- But I will tell you this,
- Mr. Collins.
- 610
- 00:37:45,461 --> 00:37:48,495
- If you don't have a license
- to operate a day care facility,
- 611
- 00:37:48,497 --> 00:37:51,832
- I, with the powers invested in me by
- the city Social Services Department,
- 612
- 00:37:51,834 --> 00:37:54,770
- will be forced
- to shut you down.
- 613
- 00:37:56,672 --> 00:37:57,841
- I shall return.
- 614
- 00:37:58,975 --> 00:38:00,476
- Have a nice day.
- 615
- 00:38:06,015 --> 00:38:08,515
- Thanks.
- That was very impressive.
- 616
- 00:38:08,517 --> 00:38:10,918
- First year law student
- could've handled that.
- 617
- 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,855
- I told you. You're gonna need
- a license for this place.
- 618
- 00:38:13,857 --> 00:38:16,624
- So, what do I do now?
- 619
- 00:38:16,626 --> 00:38:20,394
- I know that kind of guy.
- He'll be back tomorrow.
- 620
- 00:38:20,396 --> 00:38:23,000
- And city hall closes at 5:00.
- 621
- 00:38:24,668 --> 00:38:26,668
- Well, we better
- get down there.
- 622
- 00:38:26,670 --> 00:38:29,737
- What are you gonna do with
- all the people in your backyard?
- 623
- 00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:37,746
- Ah.
- 624
- 00:38:37,748 --> 00:38:40,949
- Frank, can ya pull in somewhere?
- I gotta go to the bathroom.
- 625
- 00:38:40,951 --> 00:38:43,519
- Didn't I tell ya to go
- before we got in the car?
- 626
- 00:38:43,521 --> 00:38:46,021
- I did.
- I have to go again.
- 627
- 00:38:46,023 --> 00:38:48,024
- Well, now you'll just have
- to wait till we get there.
- 628
- 00:38:48,026 --> 00:38:50,727
- Suit yourself.
- It's not my van.
- 629
- 00:38:50,729 --> 00:38:53,996
- And that's my son's
- second wife. Or third.
- 630
- 00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:58,701
- Oh, well, they all kind of
- blend together after a while.
- 631
- 00:39:00,138 --> 00:39:02,507
- My kids wanna put me
- in a nursing home.
- 632
- 00:39:03,142 --> 00:39:06,109
- Why didn't you tell them
- you don't wanna go?
- 633
- 00:39:06,111 --> 00:39:07,576
- Yeah, I did.
- 634
- 00:39:07,578 --> 00:39:09,946
- And they're trying
- to get a court order
- 635
- 00:39:09,948 --> 00:39:12,782
- so they can stick me
- in one anyway.
- 636
- 00:39:12,784 --> 00:39:15,418
- They really want the money
- my Henry left me.
- 637
- 00:39:15,420 --> 00:39:17,386
- You have to get a lawyer.
- 638
- 00:39:17,388 --> 00:39:18,955
- Who can afford a lawyer?
- 639
- 00:39:18,957 --> 00:39:20,390
- Frank?
- 640
- 00:39:20,392 --> 00:39:23,560
- - Yeah?
- - Frank! There's a bee in here!
- 641
- 00:39:23,562 --> 00:39:25,129
- All right, well,
- just leave it alone.
- 642
- 00:39:25,131 --> 00:39:28,631
- - Stay calm.
- - Ooh, I'm allergic to bees.
- 643
- 00:39:28,633 --> 00:39:29,933
- No!
- How allergic?
- 644
- 00:39:29,935 --> 00:39:32,903
- If I get stung,
- I might not die.
- 645
- 00:39:32,905 --> 00:39:35,072
- Hey, listen.
- Don't make it angry, okay?
- 646
- 00:39:35,074 --> 00:39:37,175
- Bees get nasty
- when they're angry.
- 647
- 00:39:37,177 --> 00:39:39,044
- Just let it go
- out the window.
- 648
- 00:39:39,046 --> 00:39:42,613
- - I got it! I got it!
- - You're doing that on purpose.
- 649
- 00:39:42,615 --> 00:39:44,748
- - Whack it! Whack it!
- - I think it's already angry.
- 650
- 00:39:44,750 --> 00:39:47,118
- You know, it's after me.
- It wants my cologne.
- 651
- 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:48,686
- Would you pull over?
- Pull over!
- 652
- 00:39:48,688 --> 00:39:51,922
- I can't pull over.
- I'm driving, Dan.
- 653
- 00:39:51,924 --> 00:39:53,791
- I'll get it.
- 654
- 00:39:53,793 --> 00:39:55,628
- Hey, Gabe, Gabe...
- 655
- 00:39:56,897 --> 00:39:58,763
- I bruise easily. Please.
- 656
- 00:39:58,765 --> 00:40:00,198
- What?
- 657
- 00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,167
- - It stung me!
- - Oh, my gosh.
- 658
- 00:40:02,169 --> 00:40:04,870
- In my purse!
- I have my EpiPen!
- 659
- 00:40:04,872 --> 00:40:06,171
- Where is it?
- Where is it?
- 660
- 00:40:06,173 --> 00:40:07,839
- In my purse there.
- 661
- 00:40:07,841 --> 00:40:10,175
- - Do something!
- - I just need you to calm down.
- 662
- 00:40:10,177 --> 00:40:11,810
- What do I do?
- What do I do?
- 663
- 00:40:11,812 --> 00:40:14,013
- Put it here,
- on my thigh.
- 664
- 00:40:14,015 --> 00:40:15,513
- - Do something!
- - I'll get it!
- 665
- 00:40:24,592 --> 00:40:27,692
- Whoo. Whoo.
- 666
- 00:40:30,965 --> 00:40:33,900
- There's your bee.
- It's still alive.
- 667
- 00:40:33,902 --> 00:40:37,904
- Oh, you know what?
- I didn't get stung after all.
- 668
- 00:40:37,906 --> 00:40:40,006
- It was just my broach.
- 669
- 00:40:40,008 --> 00:40:42,475
- There it goes,
- out the window.
- 670
- 00:40:42,477 --> 00:40:43,876
- No casualties.
- 671
- 00:40:43,878 --> 00:40:46,181
- Yeah.
- No casualties.
- 672
- 00:41:01,264 --> 00:41:03,596
- Why are we here again?
- 673
- 00:41:03,598 --> 00:41:05,901
- What? You say I never
- take you anywhere.
- 674
- 00:41:24,721 --> 00:41:25,920
- Doesn't work.
- 675
- 00:41:25,922 --> 00:41:27,654
- Thank you.
- 676
- 00:41:27,656 --> 00:41:29,723
- All right then,
- everything seems to be in order.
- 677
- 00:41:29,725 --> 00:41:31,225
- That'll be $90.
- 678
- 00:41:31,227 --> 00:41:36,030
- That is great.
- Here you go.
- 679
- 00:41:36,032 --> 00:41:37,068
- Thank you.
- 680
- 00:41:47,812 --> 00:41:49,545
- Next.
- Excuse me.
- 681
- 00:41:49,547 --> 00:41:50,813
- What about our license?
- 682
- 00:41:50,815 --> 00:41:53,483
- Oh, certainly.
- Let me just check.
- 683
- 00:41:54,151 --> 00:41:58,687
- The current processing time
- is 12 to 18 months.
- 684
- 00:41:58,689 --> 00:42:00,122
- Eighteen months?
- 685
- 00:42:00,124 --> 00:42:02,125
- Yes. Sometimes
- it's closer to 12,
- 686
- 00:42:02,127 --> 00:42:04,193
- and other times
- it's closer to 18.
- 687
- 00:42:04,195 --> 00:42:05,894
- That's why
- we give you a range.
- 688
- 00:42:05,896 --> 00:42:07,730
- No, I need this license today!
- 689
- 00:42:07,732 --> 00:42:09,767
- Oh, well.
- 690
- 00:42:10,735 --> 00:42:14,904
- Then you probably should have
- applied 18 months ago. Or 12.
- 691
- 00:42:14,906 --> 00:42:16,107
- Next.
- 692
- 00:42:16,907 --> 00:42:18,174
- Where's the bathroom?
- 693
- 00:42:18,176 --> 00:42:20,212
- Right around
- the corner, sir.
- 694
- 00:42:27,353 --> 00:42:28,987
- What can I get you all?
- 695
- 00:42:29,855 --> 00:42:32,524
- I'll have the special.
- Yeah, the special's good.
- 696
- 00:42:33,091 --> 00:42:34,991
- I'll have the special.
- 697
- 00:42:34,993 --> 00:42:38,062
- Yeah, I guess I'll have
- the special too, yeah.
- 698
- 00:42:38,064 --> 00:42:40,597
- All right.
- And I'll have the special.
- 699
- 00:42:40,599 --> 00:42:42,966
- Y'all are easy.
- What are you guys having?
- 700
- 00:42:42,968 --> 00:42:44,536
- The special!
- 701
- 00:42:45,171 --> 00:42:46,904
- What's the special?
- 702
- 00:42:46,906 --> 00:42:49,707
- Nine-ounce filet mignon
- in a peppercorn sauce,
- 703
- 00:42:49,709 --> 00:42:52,776
- almond rice pilaf,
- and a side of corn on the cob.
- 704
- 00:42:52,778 --> 00:42:57,717
- I'm lactose intolerant. Can you
- substitute chicken for the steak?
- 705
- 00:42:59,252 --> 00:43:01,018
- Sure.
- 706
- 00:43:01,020 --> 00:43:03,686
- May I have the
- corn off the cob?
- 707
- 00:43:03,688 --> 00:43:06,223
- No cob.
- I'll just have the special.
- 708
- 00:43:06,225 --> 00:43:11,096
- But make it French fries instead
- of that rice stuff, you know?
- 709
- 00:43:11,098 --> 00:43:12,330
- Okay.
- 710
- 00:43:12,332 --> 00:43:14,001
- I'm vegan.
- 711
- 00:43:14,635 --> 00:43:16,734
- Uh, just water.
- 712
- 00:43:16,736 --> 00:43:17,701
- Okay.
- 713
- 00:43:17,703 --> 00:43:20,906
- I want the rice pilaf,
- but no almonds. I can't.
- 714
- 00:43:20,908 --> 00:43:23,809
- No almonds.
- And no salt in his.
- 715
- 00:43:23,811 --> 00:43:25,746
- And I would like a Rob Roy.
- 716
- 00:43:26,381 --> 00:43:27,315
- With cheese?
- 717
- 00:43:31,885 --> 00:43:33,885
- Never mind.
- Okay.
- 718
- 00:43:33,887 --> 00:43:35,956
- I'm just gonna go
- check in with the chef.
- 719
- 00:43:37,724 --> 00:43:39,891
- I'm fine.
- I don't need anything.
- 720
- 00:43:39,893 --> 00:43:42,863
- You guys, we gotta figure out a
- faster way to get this license.
- 721
- 00:43:43,398 --> 00:43:45,033
- Not in this city.
- 722
- 00:43:45,799 --> 00:43:48,734
- Unless...
- Unless what?
- 723
- 00:43:48,736 --> 00:43:51,037
- Unless we go after
- an existing license.
- 724
- 00:43:51,039 --> 00:43:55,675
- Make an offer to someone who has
- a similar company in the past,
- 725
- 00:43:55,677 --> 00:43:58,445
- kept the license registered
- but dormant.
- 726
- 00:43:58,447 --> 00:44:03,083
- Yes! That's...
- Eduardo, you're a genius!
- 727
- 00:44:03,085 --> 00:44:04,119
- Thank you!
- 728
- 00:44:04,819 --> 00:44:06,420
- Huh?
- Yes!
- 729
- 00:44:06,422 --> 00:44:08,990
- No, thank you for the idea.
- That's great.
- 730
- 00:44:09,425 --> 00:44:11,325
- Where are we?
- 731
- 00:44:11,327 --> 00:44:13,360
- Where's my Esmeralda?
- 732
- 00:44:13,362 --> 00:44:15,095
- Who's Esmeralda?
- 733
- 00:44:15,097 --> 00:44:16,762
- That was his wife.
- 734
- 00:44:16,764 --> 00:44:19,699
- Hey, Eduardo. Eduardo?
- 735
- 00:44:19,701 --> 00:44:21,068
- Who are you?
- 736
- 00:44:21,070 --> 00:44:22,803
- Everything's okay.
- 737
- 00:44:22,805 --> 00:44:24,874
- What? Who are you?
- 738
- 00:44:25,774 --> 00:44:28,142
- Who are all these people?
- 739
- 00:44:28,144 --> 00:44:30,410
- What are you doing here?
- 740
- 00:44:30,412 --> 00:44:32,347
- Why am I sitting here?
- 741
- 00:44:32,349 --> 00:44:34,151
- I have to go home.
- 742
- 00:44:35,252 --> 00:44:37,087
- Somebody take me home.
- 743
- 00:44:38,121 --> 00:44:40,287
- Somebody please call my wife.
- 744
- 00:44:40,289 --> 00:44:42,756
- Tell her where I'm at.
- 745
- 00:44:42,758 --> 00:44:44,025
- Everything's okay.
- 746
- 00:44:44,027 --> 00:44:45,829
- What's that now?
- 747
- 00:44:46,796 --> 00:44:49,230
- Hey. Tell us about
- the dumbest judge
- 748
- 00:44:49,232 --> 00:44:52,302
- that you ever
- appeared in front of. Hmm?
- 749
- 00:44:54,871 --> 00:44:56,206
- Judge Hightower.
- 750
- 00:44:57,274 --> 00:44:58,873
- No question.
- 751
- 00:44:58,875 --> 00:45:01,743
- Class A moron.
- 752
- 00:45:01,745 --> 00:45:05,013
- So, I'm arguing
- in front of him,
- 753
- 00:45:05,015 --> 00:45:09,451
- and the whole case hinges on
- one little piece of evidence,
- 754
- 00:45:09,453 --> 00:45:15,391
- which I thought was
- no better than circumstantial,
- 755
- 00:45:15,393 --> 00:45:17,759
- but I had to prove it.
- 756
- 00:45:17,761 --> 00:45:20,963
- All right, Millie.
- I'll see you in the car. Okay.
- 757
- 00:45:20,965 --> 00:45:22,364
- All right, you two.
- 758
- 00:45:22,366 --> 00:45:24,166
- Thanks for pickin' up
- the check.
- 759
- 00:45:24,168 --> 00:45:26,169
- You got it, Big.
- All right, Dan.
- 760
- 00:45:26,171 --> 00:45:27,939
- Go ahead.
- Thank you.
- 761
- 00:45:28,873 --> 00:45:31,040
- Hmm. It's called
- bein' a gentleman.
- 762
- 00:45:31,042 --> 00:45:32,841
- Mm-hmm.
- 763
- 00:45:32,843 --> 00:45:34,311
- Hey, wait a second.
- Where's Gabe?
- 764
- 00:45:34,313 --> 00:45:35,879
- Excuse me, sir.
- Yeah?
- 765
- 00:45:35,881 --> 00:45:37,816
- There's somebody
- who wants to talk to you.
- 766
- 00:45:40,885 --> 00:45:42,321
- He's in here.
- 767
- 00:45:45,357 --> 00:45:47,924
- Gabe? Hello, Frank? Is that you?
- 768
- 00:45:47,926 --> 00:45:50,261
- Yeah,
- are you all right?
- 769
- 00:45:50,263 --> 00:45:53,396
- No, not exactly.
- I could use a little help.
- 770
- 00:45:53,398 --> 00:45:55,500
- Thank you.
- 771
- 00:45:57,803 --> 00:45:58,804
- Come in.
- 772
- 00:46:05,244 --> 00:46:07,578
- Wow. Okay.
- 773
- 00:46:10,116 --> 00:46:13,552
- All right, so,
- what's goin' on, Gabe?
- 774
- 00:46:13,554 --> 00:46:14,921
- I can't get up.
- 775
- 00:46:15,455 --> 00:46:18,556
- - Huh?
- - I can't get up! My muscles won't work.
- 776
- 00:46:18,558 --> 00:46:22,193
- The legs, I don't know, maybe it's
- bad circulation. I can't get up.
- 777
- 00:46:22,195 --> 00:46:24,829
- Okay.
- Well, so what do I do?
- 778
- 00:46:24,831 --> 00:46:27,565
- Help me get off
- this damn toilet.
- 779
- 00:46:27,567 --> 00:46:29,601
- I was afraid
- you were gonna say that.
- 780
- 00:46:29,603 --> 00:46:32,571
- Okay, all right.
- Wait.
- 781
- 00:46:32,573 --> 00:46:34,041
- Are you finished?
- 782
- 00:46:35,276 --> 00:46:38,544
- Yes. And in answer to your
- next question, yes, I wiped.
- 783
- 00:46:38,546 --> 00:46:40,211
- Okay, I wasn't
- gonna ask you that.
- 784
- 00:46:40,213 --> 00:46:43,048
- You ready?
- One, two...
- 785
- 00:46:44,418 --> 00:46:46,220
- Okay. That's not gonna work.
- Okay.
- 786
- 00:46:47,187 --> 00:46:48,488
- All right,
- let me get in here.
- 787
- 00:46:48,490 --> 00:46:50,256
- All right. Hold on to me. Okay.
- 788
- 00:46:50,258 --> 00:46:52,591
- All right, here we go. I got ya.
- Okay, one, two, three.
- 789
- 00:46:54,995 --> 00:46:57,563
- Come on, push. Push!
- 790
- 00:46:57,565 --> 00:46:58,964
- Use your core.
- There you go.
- 791
- 00:46:58,966 --> 00:47:00,533
- Okay, now, swing it.
- I got it.
- 792
- 00:47:00,535 --> 00:47:01,968
- Yeah.
- Swing it.
- 793
- 00:47:01,970 --> 00:47:03,235
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Here we go.
- 794
- 00:47:03,237 --> 00:47:04,637
- Swing, okay.
- Hold on, hold on.
- 795
- 00:47:04,639 --> 00:47:05,971
- What do I do?
- 796
- 00:47:05,973 --> 00:47:07,240
- Ah!
- 797
- 00:47:07,242 --> 00:47:08,209
- Oh, Gabe!
- 798
- 00:47:10,879 --> 00:47:13,212
- Now I'm all wet! All right,
- I'm sopping wet too...
- 799
- 00:47:13,214 --> 00:47:15,151
- and I don't have any pants on!
- 800
- 00:47:19,154 --> 00:47:22,221
- ♪ Won't you come see about me?
- I'll be alone ♪
- 801
- 00:47:22,223 --> 00:47:23,890
- ♪ Dancing
- You know it, baby ♪
- 802
- 00:47:23,892 --> 00:47:25,893
- ♪ Tell me your troubles
- And doubts ♪
- 803
- 00:47:25,895 --> 00:47:28,897
- ♪ Givin' me everything
- Inside and out and... ♪
- 804
- 00:47:29,397 --> 00:47:30,999
- I give up!
- 805
- 00:47:33,436 --> 00:47:35,602
- What seems to be the problem?
- 806
- 00:47:35,604 --> 00:47:39,108
- I'm tryin' to make this stupid song
- into a rap, but it's not working.
- 807
- 00:47:40,175 --> 00:47:42,078
- Is that your style?
- Rap?
- 808
- 00:47:43,045 --> 00:47:46,980
- I don't know. I guess
- I don't really have a style.
- 809
- 00:47:46,982 --> 00:47:49,049
- Everybody's got
- a style, Jordie.
- 810
- 00:47:49,051 --> 00:47:51,052
- The trick is to find it.
- 811
- 00:47:51,054 --> 00:47:53,389
- Now, come on.
- We need your help.
- 812
- 00:47:58,595 --> 00:48:01,162
- Okay, I found
- the city business portal.
- 813
- 00:48:01,164 --> 00:48:04,233
- Good. Good.
- Now look up business licenses.
- 814
- 00:48:06,135 --> 00:48:09,204
- He had another one
- of his episodes today.
- 815
- 00:48:09,206 --> 00:48:12,340
- Didn't know where he was,
- didn't know anybody's names.
- 816
- 00:48:12,342 --> 00:48:14,577
- That's the second time
- this week.
- 817
- 00:48:14,579 --> 00:48:17,045
- Do you think he's getting worse?
- I don't know.
- 818
- 00:48:17,047 --> 00:48:19,314
- But I did help a guy
- off the toilet today, so,
- 819
- 00:48:19,316 --> 00:48:21,316
- I think I could
- take care of your dad.
- 820
- 00:48:21,318 --> 00:48:24,018
- Aren't you afraid you're gettin'
- too close to your clients?
- 821
- 00:48:24,020 --> 00:48:26,255
- Not clients, Emma. People.
- 822
- 00:48:26,257 --> 00:48:27,625
- Oh.
- 823
- 00:48:29,092 --> 00:48:31,126
- Found something! Yeah?
- What do you got?
- 824
- 00:48:31,128 --> 00:48:33,162
- Exactly what
- we're lookin' for.
- 825
- 00:48:33,164 --> 00:48:35,331
- License for
- a day care center,
- 826
- 00:48:35,333 --> 00:48:38,033
- registered inactive
- 15 years ago.
- 827
- 00:48:38,035 --> 00:48:39,502
- "Daddy Day Care."
- 828
- 00:48:39,504 --> 00:48:41,303
- What do you think?
- 829
- 00:48:41,305 --> 00:48:42,507
- Perfect.
- 830
- 00:48:43,341 --> 00:48:45,007
- We're in business!
- 831
- 00:48:45,009 --> 00:48:47,611
- Yes! Good job. Nice!
- 832
- 00:48:47,613 --> 00:48:50,414
- Daddy Day Care, huh?
- I remember it.
- 833
- 00:48:50,416 --> 00:48:51,614
- It seems like
- a long time ago.
- 834
- 00:48:51,616 --> 00:48:53,249
- You didn't enjoy it?
- 835
- 00:48:53,251 --> 00:48:55,519
- Enjoy?
- 836
- 00:48:55,521 --> 00:48:57,523
- That's a funny way to put it.
- 837
- 00:49:00,659 --> 00:49:02,662
- Sometimes in my dreams,
- 838
- 00:49:03,429 --> 00:49:05,094
- I can still hear them.
- 839
- 00:49:06,765 --> 00:49:08,766
- The screaming. The crying.
- 840
- 00:49:08,768 --> 00:49:12,503
- The poopin'.
- Those were dark times.
- 841
- 00:49:12,505 --> 00:49:14,039
- I lost everything.
- 842
- 00:49:15,407 --> 00:49:18,408
- My drive. My spirit.
- 843
- 00:49:18,410 --> 00:49:20,012
- My car!
- 844
- 00:49:26,352 --> 00:49:28,151
- Sometimes I look
- in the mirror...
- 845
- 00:49:28,153 --> 00:49:30,022
- I don't even recognize myself.
- 846
- 00:49:32,292 --> 00:49:34,325
- You really sure
- you wanna buy it?
- 847
- 00:49:34,327 --> 00:49:38,095
- We were hopin' you'd transfer
- the license over to us for free.
- 848
- 00:49:38,097 --> 00:49:40,131
- I like your style.
- 849
- 00:49:40,133 --> 00:49:43,434
- Start the negotiations low.
- Don't worry.
- 850
- 00:49:43,436 --> 00:49:45,637
- I ain't gonna try
- and gouge you. How about...
- 851
- 00:49:45,639 --> 00:49:48,807
- $100,000 and it's all yours.
- 852
- 00:49:48,809 --> 00:49:50,810
- And that can be all up-front.
- 853
- 00:49:50,812 --> 00:49:53,681
- Or you can give me
- 50 now and 50 later.
- 854
- 00:49:55,683 --> 00:49:58,250
- I can work with 50.
- Charlie...
- 855
- 00:49:58,252 --> 00:50:00,419
- We don't have $50,000.
- 856
- 00:50:00,421 --> 00:50:02,387
- We're just tryin' to run
- an elder care facility.
- 857
- 00:50:02,389 --> 00:50:05,089
- You know, give seniors
- a fun and safe place to go.
- 858
- 00:50:05,091 --> 00:50:08,293
- Wow. That's really,
- really touching.
- 859
- 00:50:08,295 --> 00:50:11,363
- I respect that, I really do.
- 860
- 00:50:11,365 --> 00:50:15,467
- How about ten grand
- and we call it a deal?
- 861
- 00:50:15,469 --> 00:50:18,070
- I can give you $2,000.
- 862
- 00:50:18,072 --> 00:50:20,640
- Oh, my God, yes! Whoo!
- 863
- 00:50:20,642 --> 00:50:23,610
- Um... I mean, yes.
- 864
- 00:50:23,612 --> 00:50:27,112
- I reluctantly accept and
- confirm this binding contract.
- 865
- 00:50:27,114 --> 00:50:29,081
- Can you give me cash?
- 866
- 00:50:29,083 --> 00:50:30,283
- Daddy Day Care?
- 867
- 00:50:30,285 --> 00:50:31,751
- Actually, we're re-branding.
- 868
- 00:50:31,753 --> 00:50:35,255
- We're now called...
- Granddaddy Day Care.
- 869
- 00:50:35,257 --> 00:50:38,359
- Clever.
- Mind if I take a look around?
- 870
- 00:50:38,361 --> 00:50:40,660
- Not without a warrant.
- 871
- 00:50:40,662 --> 00:50:43,797
- You need to show just cause
- to enter a private residence.
- 872
- 00:50:43,799 --> 00:50:46,667
- You're a real stickler for
- detail, aren't you?
- 873
- 00:50:46,669 --> 00:50:48,135
- Look, guys, I'm just
- trying to do my job.
- 874
- 00:50:48,137 --> 00:50:51,774
- I wanna make sure you're running a
- safe facility so that nobody gets hurt.
- 875
- 00:50:52,642 --> 00:50:55,244
- Well, all the more reason
- for you to bring that warrant.
- 876
- 00:50:56,646 --> 00:50:59,282
- Fine. I'll be back.
- 877
- 00:51:00,416 --> 00:51:01,818
- And I'm bringing friends.
- 878
- 00:51:10,359 --> 00:51:11,662
- Hey, Eduardo.
- 879
- 00:51:12,596 --> 00:51:14,362
- I know you and I haven't
- always seen eye-to-eye.
- 880
- 00:51:14,364 --> 00:51:16,397
- Yeah, really?
- 881
- 00:51:16,399 --> 00:51:18,700
- I just wanted to say thank
- you for buyin' the license.
- 882
- 00:51:18,702 --> 00:51:22,170
- I'll pay you the
- $2,000 back, eventually.
- 883
- 00:51:22,172 --> 00:51:24,639
- Hey, forget about that,
- all right?
- 884
- 00:51:24,641 --> 00:51:27,509
- After you and Emma
- invited me to live here,
- 885
- 00:51:27,511 --> 00:51:29,544
- it's the least I can do.
- 886
- 00:51:29,546 --> 00:51:33,417
- Yeah. Hey, you know,
- I was also wondering if...
- 887
- 00:51:34,451 --> 00:51:36,752
- You want me to
- make an appointment for you?
- 888
- 00:51:36,754 --> 00:51:38,823
- You know, to see the doctor?
- 889
- 00:51:40,157 --> 00:51:41,793
- Doctor? What for?
- 890
- 00:51:42,526 --> 00:51:44,328
- For the episodes.
- 891
- 00:51:45,563 --> 00:51:47,799
- What the hell are you
- talkin' about, Frank?
- 892
- 00:51:48,666 --> 00:51:53,268
- You know, when you get
- confused and disoriented?
- 893
- 00:51:53,270 --> 00:51:54,639
- It might be somethin' serious.
- 894
- 00:51:55,807 --> 00:51:59,743
- Look,
- just because I helped you out,
- 895
- 00:51:59,745 --> 00:52:02,278
- doesn't mean you can
- start buttin' in my life.
- 896
- 00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:04,213
- No, I didn't mean to.
- Let's get one thing straight.
- 897
- 00:52:04,215 --> 00:52:06,215
- I don't need to see a doctor.
- 898
- 00:52:06,217 --> 00:52:07,550
- There's nothin' wrong with me.
- 899
- 00:52:07,552 --> 00:52:09,452
- Why don't you take care
- of your business here,
- 900
- 00:52:09,454 --> 00:52:10,589
- and leave me alone!
- 901
- 00:52:28,941 --> 00:52:30,376
- Break a leg!
- 902
- 00:52:44,323 --> 00:52:48,359
- Find your own style.
- 903
- 00:52:48,361 --> 00:52:53,965
- ♪ Won't you come see about me?
- I'll be alone ♪
- 904
- 00:52:53,967 --> 00:52:56,401
- ♪ Dancing
- You know it, baby ♪
- 905
- 00:52:56,403 --> 00:52:59,972
- ♪ Tell me your troubles
- And doubts ♪
- 906
- 00:52:59,974 --> 00:53:04,776
- ♪ Givin' me everything
- Inside and out and ♪
- 907
- 00:53:04,778 --> 00:53:08,914
- ♪ Love's strange
- So real in the dark ♪
- 908
- 00:53:08,916 --> 00:53:13,419
- ♪ Think of the tender things
- That we were working on ♪
- 909
- 00:53:13,421 --> 00:53:17,723
- ♪ Slow change
- May pull us apart ♪
- 910
- 00:53:17,725 --> 00:53:21,860
- ♪ When the light gets
- In your heart, baby ♪
- 911
- 00:53:21,862 --> 00:53:27,866
- ♪ Don't you forget about me ♪
- 912
- 00:53:27,868 --> 00:53:30,736
- ♪ Don't, don't, don't, don't ♪
- 913
- 00:53:30,738 --> 00:53:35,944
- ♪ Don't you forget about me ♪
- 914
- 00:53:38,779 --> 00:53:43,282
- ♪ Will you stand above me ♪
- 915
- 00:53:43,284 --> 00:53:47,654
- ♪ Look my way
- Or never love me? ♪
- 916
- 00:53:47,656 --> 00:53:51,891
- ♪ Rain keeps falling
- Rain keeps falling ♪
- 917
- 00:53:51,893 --> 00:53:55,062
- ♪ Down, down ♪
- 918
- 00:53:55,064 --> 00:53:59,332
- ♪ I say
- La, la-la-la-la ♪
- 919
- 00:53:59,334 --> 00:54:01,569
- ♪ La-la-la-la ♪
- 920
- 00:54:01,571 --> 00:54:05,739
- ♪ La-la-la-la-la
- La-la-la-la-la ♪
- 921
- 00:54:05,741 --> 00:54:07,908
- ♪ La-la-la-la ♪
- 922
- 00:54:07,910 --> 00:54:14,548
- ♪ La-la-la-la-la
- La-la-la-la-la ♪
- 923
- 00:54:14,550 --> 00:54:18,686
- ♪ La-la-la-la
- La-la-la-la ♪
- 924
- 00:54:18,688 --> 00:54:21,357
- ♪ As you walk on by ♪
- 925
- 00:54:22,592 --> 00:54:23,961
- Mm.
- 926
- 00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:44,882
- Oh.
- 927
- 00:54:47,351 --> 00:54:50,054
- Ho-ho.
- 928
- 00:54:53,757 --> 00:54:55,026
- You suck.
- 929
- 00:54:56,460 --> 00:54:57,727
- Thank you.
- 930
- 00:54:57,729 --> 00:55:01,731
- - I hate magic.
- - Me too.
- 931
- 00:55:01,733 --> 00:55:03,901
- Why don't we go to your
- room and do something else?
- 932
- 00:55:04,668 --> 00:55:05,669
- Like what?
- 933
- 00:55:11,977 --> 00:55:13,578
- Ugh.
- 934
- 00:55:21,854 --> 00:55:24,590
- I haven't done this
- in a long time.
- 935
- 00:55:29,094 --> 00:55:31,529
- That's my favorite.
- Mine too.
- 936
- 00:55:33,799 --> 00:55:35,768
- Let's polka!
- Let's do it!
- 937
- 00:55:49,481 --> 00:55:51,515
- Sounds like it's
- going well in here?
- 938
- 00:55:51,517 --> 00:55:55,053
- It sure is.
- Hey, listen to this.
- 939
- 00:55:55,055 --> 00:55:59,057
- "Granddaddy Day Care is the answer
- to your senior home care problem.
- 940
- 00:55:59,059 --> 00:56:01,426
- Enjoy healthy recreation
- and fun activities
- 941
- 00:56:01,428 --> 00:56:03,427
- in a warm,
- friendly environment."
- 942
- 00:56:03,429 --> 00:56:06,097
- Do you think I should take a first aid
- class? That could be a good selling point.
- 943
- 00:56:06,099 --> 00:56:08,800
- Frank.
- What about your book?
- 944
- 00:56:08,802 --> 00:56:10,902
- Well, it'll have to wait
- now that we got our license.
- 945
- 00:56:10,904 --> 00:56:12,805
- I gotta concentrate
- on Granddaddy Day Care.
- 946
- 00:56:12,807 --> 00:56:15,976
- Well, I thought the whole point of
- this was to give you a chance to write?
- 947
- 00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:20,848
- Yeah. Um...
- 948
- 00:56:23,450 --> 00:56:24,852
- Actually, uh...
- 949
- 00:56:27,020 --> 00:56:29,654
- the whole point has been
- to save our house.
- 950
- 00:56:29,656 --> 00:56:32,024
- This is a notice
- of foreclosure.
- 951
- 00:56:32,026 --> 00:56:34,493
- Dated two weeks ago.
- 952
- 00:56:34,495 --> 00:56:35,828
- Yeah. Okay, look, look.
- 953
- 00:56:35,830 --> 00:56:37,998
- Don't worry, okay?
- I got it all figured out.
- 954
- 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:39,765
- In two weeks,
- we'll pay the back taxes,
- 955
- 00:56:39,767 --> 00:56:41,467
- we'll get current
- on the mortgage,
- 956
- 00:56:41,469 --> 00:56:44,003
- and then we'll be back in the black.
- Everything will be fine.
- 957
- 00:56:44,005 --> 00:56:46,973
- Frank? I think
- you better come in here.
- 958
- 00:56:46,975 --> 00:56:48,877
- There's something wrong
- with Eduardo.
- 959
- 00:56:50,512 --> 00:56:52,013
- We were just dancing.
- 960
- 00:56:53,014 --> 00:56:54,214
- Who are you?
- Stay away from me!
- 961
- 00:56:54,216 --> 00:56:56,016
- Dad. Dad, it's me.
- It's Emma.
- 962
- 00:56:56,018 --> 00:56:58,018
- I don't like this.
- 963
- 00:56:58,020 --> 00:57:00,055
- Where am I?
- I wanna go home.
- 964
- 00:57:05,559 --> 00:57:07,162
- Eduardo.
- 965
- 00:57:11,267 --> 00:57:12,967
- Hey, man.
- 966
- 00:57:12,969 --> 00:57:14,135
- Tell us about this.
- 967
- 00:57:14,137 --> 00:57:16,870
- I don't know who...
- What now?
- 968
- 00:57:16,872 --> 00:57:18,707
- No, tell us where
- you got this globe.
- 969
- 00:57:20,542 --> 00:57:23,277
- Judge Phillips,
- state supreme court.
- 970
- 00:57:23,279 --> 00:57:27,614
- He gave it to me after I appeared
- before him on a federal case.
- 971
- 00:57:27,616 --> 00:57:29,786
- Yeah? And you won?
- 972
- 00:57:34,691 --> 00:57:36,557
- Yeah.
- 973
- 00:57:36,559 --> 00:57:37,962
- I won.
- 974
- 00:57:41,164 --> 00:57:42,799
- I won.
- 975
- 00:57:45,235 --> 00:57:47,671
- You got trouble downstairs.
- 976
- 00:57:53,978 --> 00:57:56,278
- Uh, can I help you,
- Mr. Tooley?
- 977
- 00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:57,879
- You need to see
- our license again?
- 978
- 00:57:57,881 --> 00:58:00,216
- Oh, no. We already
- have that on file.
- 979
- 00:58:00,218 --> 00:58:04,989
- What we don't have on file is a record of
- inspection for the license holder since 2003.
- 980
- 00:58:06,190 --> 00:58:09,125
- We have no way of knowing
- if your facility's up to code.
- 981
- 00:58:09,127 --> 00:58:11,127
- Uh-huh, well, unless
- you've got a warrant...
- 982
- 00:58:11,129 --> 00:58:12,764
- Like this one?
- 983
- 00:58:18,736 --> 00:58:23,239
- By the authority vested in
- me by the city building inspector,
- 984
- 00:58:23,241 --> 00:58:25,808
- the Department of
- Social Services and, frankly,
- 985
- 00:58:25,810 --> 00:58:30,179
- my own common sense, this facility
- is closed until further notice.
- 986
- 00:58:30,181 --> 00:58:32,281
- Come on, Tooley.
- Give us a break, will ya?
- 987
- 00:58:32,283 --> 00:58:35,319
- These people needed a place to go,
- and my husband gave it to them.
- 988
- 00:58:35,321 --> 00:58:38,088
- Aw. Well, that's not
- how it works, folks.
- 989
- 00:58:38,090 --> 00:58:42,060
- Also, you're being fined
- for these violations.
- 990
- 00:58:44,296 --> 00:58:48,065
- $50,000?
- I'm not payin' this!
- 991
- 00:58:48,067 --> 00:58:49,633
- Hmm.
- 992
- 00:58:49,635 --> 00:58:51,301
- Well, then we'll
- just take your home,
- 993
- 00:58:51,303 --> 00:58:53,103
- we'll sell it
- to pay off the lien.
- 994
- 00:58:53,105 --> 00:58:55,608
- Problem solved.
- 995
- 00:58:56,142 --> 00:58:57,877
- Have a nice day.
- 996
- 00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:17,761
- This is a disaster. You're gonna
- have to come to work with me.
- 997
- 00:59:17,763 --> 00:59:20,033
- I'm so sorry, you guys. We'll
- get this worked out, I promise.
- 998
- 00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:28,775
- - Sorry. Bye.
- - See ya, Lou.
- 999
- 00:59:30,177 --> 00:59:32,677
- I don't wanna leave.
- 1000
- 00:59:32,679 --> 00:59:34,813
- Don't worry, Mom. We have a nice
- place all picked out for you.
- 1001
- 00:59:34,815 --> 00:59:36,215
- But I wanna stay here.
- 1002
- 00:59:36,217 --> 00:59:38,352
- Don't argue, all right?
- Let's go!
- 1003
- 00:59:47,762 --> 00:59:49,130
- Sorry, Bill.
- 1004
- 00:59:54,735 --> 00:59:56,871
- What are we going to do?
- 1005
- 00:59:58,005 --> 01:00:00,042
- I don't know. Why don't
- you ask your father?
- 1006
- 01:00:00,908 --> 01:00:02,842
- What's that supposed to mean?
- 1007
- 01:00:02,844 --> 01:00:05,311
- Yeah, it's because of him we're
- in this mess in the first place!
- 1008
- 01:00:05,313 --> 01:00:07,813
- If it wasn't for him and his polka
- music and his vinegar drinking
- 1009
- 01:00:07,815 --> 01:00:09,916
- and his wanderin' around
- in the middle of the night,
- 1010
- 01:00:09,918 --> 01:00:12,886
- I would've been able to work on my
- book and everything would've been fine!
- 1011
- 01:00:12,888 --> 01:00:15,222
- Don't blame my dad because you
- haven't finished your book!
- 1012
- 01:00:15,224 --> 01:00:16,956
- Why not?
- It's his fault!
- 1013
- 01:00:16,958 --> 01:00:19,061
- It is not his fault, Frank.
- It's yours!
- 1014
- 01:00:21,163 --> 01:00:24,731
- I am your wife
- and your biggest fan,
- 1015
- 01:00:24,733 --> 01:00:27,868
- but you haven't written
- a word in five years.
- 1016
- 01:00:27,870 --> 01:00:29,903
- That has nothing
- to do with my father.
- 1017
- 01:00:29,905 --> 01:00:31,872
- Now we have a tax bill
- we can't pay,
- 1018
- 01:00:31,874 --> 01:00:35,409
- a mortgage we can't afford,
- and we owe $50,000 to the city!
- 1019
- 01:00:35,411 --> 01:00:38,012
- Yeah, maybe your dad would
- like to pay for that, huh?
- 1020
- 01:00:38,014 --> 01:00:39,880
- I thought he was
- some big rich lawyer,
- 1021
- 01:00:39,882 --> 01:00:42,316
- and he's over here spongin' off of
- us, livin' in our house rent free.
- 1022
- 01:00:42,318 --> 01:00:44,385
- Why can't he cough
- up the money, huh?
- 1023
- 01:00:44,387 --> 01:00:46,022
- I wish I could.
- 1024
- 01:00:48,858 --> 01:00:51,259
- Dad.
- 1025
- 01:00:51,261 --> 01:00:54,295
- I'm so sorry, you
- shouldn't have heard that.
- 1026
- 01:00:54,297 --> 01:00:58,134
- No, actually, I'm glad I did.
- 1027
- 01:00:59,303 --> 01:01:02,204
- I should've told you two
- the truth a long time ago.
- 1028
- 01:01:02,206 --> 01:01:03,971
- About what?
- 1029
- 01:01:03,973 --> 01:01:07,074
- About why I accepted
- your offer to move in.
- 1030
- 01:01:07,076 --> 01:01:10,112
- Why I'm not in some
- luxurious country club,
- 1031
- 01:01:10,114 --> 01:01:13,248
- sippin' martinis,
- playin' mini-golf.
- 1032
- 01:01:13,250 --> 01:01:14,751
- I'm broke.
- 1033
- 01:01:16,819 --> 01:01:17,818
- What?
- 1034
- 01:01:17,820 --> 01:01:20,189
- Haven't got a dime to my name.
- 1035
- 01:01:20,191 --> 01:01:22,224
- You didn't have retirement
- savings or investments?
- 1036
- 01:01:22,226 --> 01:01:25,428
- Had both. Plenty of 'em.
- Lost 'em all.
- 1037
- 01:01:25,430 --> 01:01:29,033
- How? I met a Nigerian
- princess on the Internet,
- 1038
- 01:01:30,201 --> 01:01:33,436
- and she was tryin' to get her
- family out of the country and...
- 1039
- 01:01:33,438 --> 01:01:38,441
- said she had millions and needed
- a bank account in America.
- 1040
- 01:01:38,443 --> 01:01:40,276
- You fell for an Internet scam.
- 1041
- 01:01:40,278 --> 01:01:45,951
- See, she was so convincing
- and... I was so lonely.
- 1042
- 01:01:47,085 --> 01:01:49,453
- I guess after
- your mother died,
- 1043
- 01:01:49,455 --> 01:01:52,057
- I just kinda lost my way a bit.
- 1044
- 01:01:53,058 --> 01:01:54,558
- Did you call the police?
- 1045
- 01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:58,362
- How would it look?
- An ex-con gets conned.
- 1046
- 01:01:58,364 --> 01:02:00,164
- I was too embarrassed.
- 1047
- 01:02:00,166 --> 01:02:02,432
- Yeah, but you paid
- for the license.
- 1048
- 01:02:02,434 --> 01:02:05,068
- That $2,000, where'd
- you get that money from?
- 1049
- 01:02:05,070 --> 01:02:07,073
- My social security check.
- 1050
- 01:02:08,374 --> 01:02:11,408
- You gave up your social
- security check to help me?
- 1051
- 01:02:11,410 --> 01:02:14,345
- Like I said, it was
- the least I could do.
- 1052
- 01:02:14,347 --> 01:02:16,082
- I should've told
- you two sooner.
- 1053
- 01:02:18,050 --> 01:02:19,919
- I'm so sorry.
- 1054
- 01:02:36,470 --> 01:02:39,373
- What are you doin'? What's it
- look like I'm doin'? I'm packin'.
- 1055
- 01:02:40,507 --> 01:02:41,772
- Where are you gonna go?
- 1056
- 01:02:41,774 --> 01:02:45,245
- The last thing I wanna do is be
- a burden on you and my daughter.
- 1057
- 01:02:45,946 --> 01:02:48,314
- You're not a burden,
- Eduardo, okay?
- 1058
- 01:02:48,316 --> 01:02:50,348
- We like havin' you here.
- 1059
- 01:02:50,350 --> 01:02:53,118
- Do you know what
- the penalty for perjury is?
- 1060
- 01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:55,390
- Man, stop playin'.
- You're not goin' anywhere.
- 1061
- 01:02:57,024 --> 01:02:58,025
- What?
- 1062
- 01:02:59,060 --> 01:03:00,061
- Hold on.
- 1063
- 01:03:01,195 --> 01:03:03,194
- You got The Pravda Protocol
- first edition?
- 1064
- 01:03:03,196 --> 01:03:05,433
- Yeah.
- And The Azerbaijan Accord.
- 1065
- 01:03:06,534 --> 01:03:08,567
- You got
- The Moldavian Manuscripts.
- 1066
- 01:03:08,569 --> 01:03:11,270
- What... and you got
- The Warsaw Wire?
- 1067
- 01:03:11,272 --> 01:03:12,874
- Not one of your best titles.
- 1068
- 01:03:13,475 --> 01:03:16,309
- Where'd you get these?
- I bought 'em.
- 1069
- 01:03:16,311 --> 01:03:18,177
- You know I would've got
- you some copies for free.
- 1070
- 01:03:18,179 --> 01:03:20,447
- Yeah, but I figured
- if I paid for 'em,
- 1071
- 01:03:20,449 --> 01:03:22,817
- it would help
- your sales figures, and...
- 1072
- 01:03:23,385 --> 01:03:29,255
- I kinda like the idea of having a
- son-in-law on the best-sellers' list.
- 1073
- 01:03:29,257 --> 01:03:31,625
- Yeah? Even one that's not good
- enough for your daughter?
- 1074
- 01:03:31,627 --> 01:03:33,562
- All fathers say that.
- 1075
- 01:03:35,464 --> 01:03:38,033
- In your case, I was wrong.
- 1076
- 01:03:39,133 --> 01:03:41,003
- I'm really proud of you, Frank.
- 1077
- 01:03:43,372 --> 01:03:45,575
- And I'm proud to be
- your father-in-law.
- 1078
- 01:03:50,512 --> 01:03:52,381
- Does that mean
- I could call you Dad?
- 1079
- 01:03:53,650 --> 01:03:55,017
- Don't push it.
- 1080
- 01:04:00,457 --> 01:04:02,457
- Ah. Okay.
- 1081
- 01:04:02,459 --> 01:04:05,992
- Hey, so you think we can get
- Granddaddy Day Care back on its feet?
- 1082
- 01:04:05,994 --> 01:04:08,963
- You know, with you being a
- writer and me being a lawyer,
- 1083
- 01:04:08,965 --> 01:04:12,401
- if we put our heads together,
- I know we can come up with somethin'.
- 1084
- 01:04:12,403 --> 01:04:16,237
- These books are a mess.
- 1085
- 01:04:16,239 --> 01:04:19,173
- Who did your taxes,
- anyway, a chimpanzee?
- 1086
- 01:04:19,175 --> 01:04:20,942
- Is there anything
- you can do for him, Walter?
- 1087
- 01:04:20,944 --> 01:04:22,544
- Well, of course I can.
- 1088
- 01:04:22,546 --> 01:04:26,280
- I'm a CPA.
- Certified Public Accountant.
- 1089
- 01:04:26,282 --> 01:04:28,417
- Now, the first thing we'll do
- 1090
- 01:04:28,419 --> 01:04:31,387
- is to file for a tax extension.
- 1091
- 01:04:31,389 --> 01:04:34,289
- That'll give you
- an extra 30 days.
- 1092
- 01:04:34,291 --> 01:04:36,125
- Thirty days?
- Yeah.
- 1093
- 01:04:36,127 --> 01:04:38,128
- I can't come up with
- all that money in 30 days.
- 1094
- 01:04:39,397 --> 01:04:40,631
- You won't have to.
- 1095
- 01:04:41,599 --> 01:04:44,266
- We're gonna sue the bastards.
- 1096
- 01:05:24,710 --> 01:05:28,345
- If it may please the court,
- the issue before us today
- 1097
- 01:05:28,347 --> 01:05:31,682
- is not that of
- a simple code violation,
- 1098
- 01:05:31,684 --> 01:05:36,353
- but a larger Constitutional
- right to free association
- 1099
- 01:05:36,355 --> 01:05:39,590
- guaranteed us
- by the First Amendment.
- 1100
- 01:05:39,592 --> 01:05:41,292
- What do you think
- of that, Frank?
- 1101
- 01:05:41,294 --> 01:05:43,127
- Oh, that was
- pretty good, man.
- 1102
- 01:05:43,129 --> 01:05:44,763
- But you might
- wanna consider pants.
- 1103
- 01:05:44,765 --> 01:05:47,132
- Oh! Yeah.
- 1104
- 01:05:47,134 --> 01:05:49,100
- What do you think, Jordie?
- Pants, no pants?
- 1105
- 01:05:49,102 --> 01:05:50,403
- Whatever.
- 1106
- 01:05:51,103 --> 01:05:52,369
- What's the matter with you?
- 1107
- 01:05:52,371 --> 01:05:53,707
- Nothing.
- 1108
- 01:06:08,088 --> 01:06:10,357
- I guess I'll just
- iron my pants.
- 1109
- 01:06:16,063 --> 01:06:18,098
- Frank.
- Yeah.
- 1110
- 01:06:20,535 --> 01:06:25,073
- You know sometimes "nothing"
- isn't really nothing.
- 1111
- 01:06:25,573 --> 01:06:30,010
- I wasn't a good father to Emma
- when she was a little girl.
- 1112
- 01:06:31,346 --> 01:06:33,281
- Don't make the same mistake.
- 1113
- 01:06:38,853 --> 01:06:41,623
- - Hey.
- - Hey.
- 1114
- 01:06:43,157 --> 01:06:44,627
- So...
- 1115
- 01:06:46,161 --> 01:06:47,728
- I just talked to your grandpa.
- 1116
- 01:06:47,730 --> 01:06:50,731
- Sorry I wasn't payin'
- attention, man, you know?
- 1117
- 01:06:50,733 --> 01:06:52,499
- No big deal.
- How was the audition?
- 1118
- 01:06:52,501 --> 01:06:53,734
- Take a guess.
- 1119
- 01:06:53,736 --> 01:06:54,803
- Ah...
- 1120
- 01:06:55,571 --> 01:06:58,372
- I didn't even wanna be
- in the stupid show.
- 1121
- 01:06:58,374 --> 01:07:00,508
- And now Annie's gonna
- find out I bombed,
- 1122
- 01:07:00,510 --> 01:07:03,410
- and she'll probably ignore me
- for the rest of the year.
- 1123
- 01:07:03,412 --> 01:07:07,180
- Or, maybe she'll
- see what I see,
- 1124
- 01:07:07,182 --> 01:07:09,884
- which is a very brave young
- man who tried somethin' new.
- 1125
- 01:07:09,886 --> 01:07:11,352
- And failed.
- 1126
- 01:07:12,889 --> 01:07:16,658
- You know how many books I had to write
- before gettin' my first one published?
- 1127
- 01:07:16,660 --> 01:07:18,493
- I don't know.
- 1128
- 01:07:18,495 --> 01:07:20,228
- Twenty-three.
- 1129
- 01:07:20,230 --> 01:07:22,797
- - Really?
- - Yeah, really.
- 1130
- 01:07:22,799 --> 01:07:24,432
- So, you know,
- success and failures,
- 1131
- 01:07:24,434 --> 01:07:26,400
- that's just two sides
- of the same coin.
- 1132
- 01:07:26,402 --> 01:07:28,202
- You only really fail
- at something
- 1133
- 01:07:28,204 --> 01:07:30,840
- if you didn't give it a shot
- in the first place, so...
- 1134
- 01:07:31,741 --> 01:07:34,344
- Whatever happened,
- just remember this.
- 1135
- 01:07:35,211 --> 01:07:37,715
- I'm always proud of you.
- Always.
- 1136
- 01:07:38,582 --> 01:07:39,716
- Okay?
- 1137
- 01:07:47,758 --> 01:07:50,291
- Millie?
- Millie, what's wrong?
- 1138
- 01:07:50,293 --> 01:07:53,798
- It's Blanche!
- 1139
- 01:08:00,572 --> 01:08:02,871
- She was a wonderful woman.
- 1140
- 01:08:02,873 --> 01:08:05,641
- She was always so polite.
- 1141
- 01:08:05,643 --> 01:08:07,844
- She had a very sweet smile.
- 1142
- 01:08:07,846 --> 01:08:10,614
- Kind word for everyone.
- 1143
- 01:08:10,616 --> 01:08:13,652
- She found
- my EpiPen in my purse,
- 1144
- 01:08:14,452 --> 01:08:16,220
- and that's not easy.
- 1145
- 01:08:17,723 --> 01:08:21,257
- What's the matter with you people? You're
- talking about her as if she's dead!
- 1146
- 01:08:21,259 --> 01:08:23,193
- Well, she might as well be.
- 1147
- 01:08:23,195 --> 01:08:25,732
- Her kids have put her in the
- worst nursing home in the state.
- 1148
- 01:08:27,499 --> 01:08:31,336
- Shady Side Acres is basically
- the last stop before you're worm food.
- 1149
- 01:08:32,504 --> 01:08:37,575
- I heard they serve
- tapioca pudding with every meal.
- 1150
- 01:08:39,411 --> 01:08:42,580
- Okay, but come on, you guys,
- we gotta do somethin'!
- 1151
- 01:08:42,582 --> 01:08:45,282
- You can't just sit around here
- complainin' like a bunch of old...
- 1152
- 01:08:45,284 --> 01:08:46,319
- Hmm?
- 1153
- 01:08:51,323 --> 01:08:54,892
- Old people.
- Go ahead, say it, Frank.
- 1154
- 01:08:54,894 --> 01:08:57,763
- - I didn't mean that.
- - Why not? We are old people.
- 1155
- 01:08:57,765 --> 01:09:01,999
- Do you know how long it takes
- me to get out of the bathtub?
- 1156
- 01:09:02,001 --> 01:09:05,236
- Knee acts up
- every time it rains.
- 1157
- 01:09:05,238 --> 01:09:07,639
- And I get to hear about it,
- every time it rains.
- 1158
- 01:09:07,641 --> 01:09:09,675
- I take so many
- pills in the morning,
- 1159
- 01:09:09,677 --> 01:09:12,346
- I rattle when I walk.
- 1160
- 01:09:13,514 --> 01:09:15,281
- Okay, fine.
- 1161
- 01:09:19,386 --> 01:09:20,554
- You're old.
- 1162
- 01:09:21,722 --> 01:09:23,823
- But that doesn't mean
- you're useless.
- 1163
- 01:09:23,825 --> 01:09:27,926
- Collectively, there's about 500 years'
- worth of life experience in this room.
- 1164
- 01:09:27,928 --> 01:09:30,362
- Sure, you put your teeth
- in a glass by the bed.
- 1165
- 01:09:30,364 --> 01:09:33,032
- Okay, maybe parts of your body
- are sagging like cheap luggage,
- 1166
- 01:09:33,034 --> 01:09:35,601
- and so what, you need
- to pee every 20 minutes.
- 1167
- 01:09:35,603 --> 01:09:37,403
- Ten.
- 1168
- 01:09:37,405 --> 01:09:39,638
- The point is,
- your friend is in trouble,
- 1169
- 01:09:39,640 --> 01:09:41,541
- and if you don't help her,
- 1170
- 01:09:41,543 --> 01:09:43,845
- you're worse off than she is
- in that nursin' home.
- 1171
- 01:09:44,879 --> 01:09:47,315
- You might as well
- already be dead.
- 1172
- 01:09:51,019 --> 01:09:52,687
- My son-in-law is right.
- 1173
- 01:09:53,688 --> 01:09:56,656
- We can't just let that
- wonderful woman rot in there
- 1174
- 01:09:56,658 --> 01:09:59,762
- because her stepdaughter
- doesn't wanna deal with her.
- 1175
- 01:10:00,663 --> 01:10:02,497
- We've gotta do somethin'.
- 1176
- 01:10:03,298 --> 01:10:04,699
- I'm in.
- 1177
- 01:10:05,868 --> 01:10:07,701
- - We're in.
- - We're in.
- 1178
- 01:10:07,703 --> 01:10:10,671
- - I'm in!
- - All right, I'm in too.
- 1179
- 01:10:10,673 --> 01:10:13,373
- As long as you schedule
- bathroom breaks.
- 1180
- 01:10:13,375 --> 01:10:17,878
- Look, I hate to be the
- naysayer here, but, Dad?
- 1181
- 01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:20,982
- Did you forget you have
- a court appointment tomorrow?
- 1182
- 01:10:20,984 --> 01:10:24,988
- You're supposed to be appearing before
- the judge to save Granddaddy Day Care.
- 1183
- 01:10:26,756 --> 01:10:30,390
- You're right.
- Something like this means
- 1184
- 01:10:30,392 --> 01:10:34,431
- breakin' into Blanche's
- nursing home, finding her,
- 1185
- 01:10:35,499 --> 01:10:39,268
- avoiding the security guard,
- getting her out of there,
- 1186
- 01:10:40,402 --> 01:10:43,607
- and makin' it to court
- by 10:00 a.m.
- 1187
- 01:10:51,348 --> 01:10:52,549
- I'm in.
- 1188
- 01:10:54,351 --> 01:10:58,654
- Okay, now, the
- main entrance is right here.
- 1189
- 01:10:58,656 --> 01:11:02,524
- We've got side entrances
- here and here,
- 1190
- 01:11:02,526 --> 01:11:04,960
- but they're all locked
- from the inside.
- 1191
- 01:11:04,962 --> 01:11:07,997
- They've got security guards
- 24 hours a day.
- 1192
- 01:11:07,999 --> 01:11:11,935
- They've got cameras in the
- hallways recording everything.
- 1193
- 01:11:11,937 --> 01:11:16,472
- The alarm system engages the moment
- a resident steps off the property.
- 1194
- 01:11:16,474 --> 01:11:17,842
- Well, it looks impossible.
- 1195
- 01:11:18,609 --> 01:11:21,377
- In 'Nam it was all
- in a day's work.
- 1196
- 01:11:21,379 --> 01:11:22,748
- Here.
- 1197
- 01:11:23,615 --> 01:11:27,016
- I was gonna give these
- to my grandkids for Christmas.
- 1198
- 01:11:27,018 --> 01:11:30,022
- Last year
- they gave me a fruitcake.
- 1199
- 01:11:30,989 --> 01:11:33,557
- Screw 'em.
- 1200
- 01:11:33,559 --> 01:11:36,426
- I don't know.
- The place looks like Fort Knox.
- 1201
- 01:11:36,428 --> 01:11:38,695
- You think they're gonna just
- let us walk in the front door?
- 1202
- 01:11:38,697 --> 01:11:40,699
- We're gonna have to be
- very smart...
- 1203
- 01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:44,969
- and very, very inconspicuous.
- 1204
- 01:11:44,971 --> 01:11:49,808
- Yes. Whatever we do, we must
- not call attention to ourselves.
- 1205
- 01:12:17,971 --> 01:12:19,372
- Please hold.
- 1206
- 01:12:20,007 --> 01:12:21,505
- May I help you?
- 1207
- 01:12:21,507 --> 01:12:23,942
- Yes.
- We're from 1-800-Clowns.
- 1208
- 01:12:23,944 --> 01:12:25,979
- You ordered some
- entertainment for today?
- 1209
- 01:12:27,847 --> 01:12:31,183
- There must be some mistake. I don't see
- anything about this on our schedule.
- 1210
- 01:12:31,185 --> 01:12:34,987
- Better check again, lady. We didn't get
- all dressed up like this for nothin'.
- 1211
- 01:12:34,989 --> 01:12:36,956
- What's wrong, Cujo?
- 1212
- 01:12:36,958 --> 01:12:39,658
- You smell a kitty-cat?
- 1213
- 01:12:39,660 --> 01:12:42,461
- You can't go back there without a pass!
- Come back here!
- 1214
- 01:12:42,463 --> 01:12:44,163
- Wait here.
- 1215
- 01:12:44,165 --> 01:12:46,600
- - Don't you take her dog!
- - Come back here!
- 1216
- 01:12:47,002 --> 01:12:48,503
- You can't...
- 1217
- 01:12:51,572 --> 01:12:52,873
- Let's go.
- 1218
- 01:13:02,150 --> 01:13:04,052
- Hmm. E-6.
- 1219
- 01:13:04,753 --> 01:13:05,787
- Miss.
- 1220
- 01:13:06,821 --> 01:13:08,855
- Blanche Clark.
- Room 113.
- 1221
- 01:13:08,857 --> 01:13:10,490
- There you go, Gabe.
- All right.
- 1222
- 01:13:10,492 --> 01:13:11,959
- You two,
- keep security busy.
- 1223
- 01:13:11,961 --> 01:13:14,029
- Eduardo,
- let's go get Blanche.
- 1224
- 01:13:17,832 --> 01:13:20,069
- Come back here!
- Ooh!
- 1225
- 01:13:23,839 --> 01:13:25,907
- Security.
- We have a situation.
- 1226
- 01:13:27,944 --> 01:13:30,945
- I think Velma's been dippin'
- into the pill stash again.
- 1227
- 01:13:30,947 --> 01:13:32,048
- She said she saw
- a bunch of clowns.
- 1228
- 01:13:32,949 --> 01:13:35,818
- Stay here.
- I better check this out.
- 1229
- 01:13:38,553 --> 01:13:39,789
- What are you doin' here?
- 1230
- 01:13:40,122 --> 01:13:41,655
- Huh?
- 1231
- 01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:52,235
- There it is. 113.
- 1232
- 01:13:55,305 --> 01:13:57,574
- Wait, wait, look.
- 1233
- 01:14:04,047 --> 01:14:06,815
- Sal. We just lost another one.
- 1234
- 01:14:06,817 --> 01:14:08,186
- Sal!
- 1235
- 01:14:09,753 --> 01:14:11,856
- Ah! Ah! Hey!
- 1236
- 01:14:20,298 --> 01:14:22,031
- Blanche?
- 1237
- 01:14:22,033 --> 01:14:23,833
- It's me, Eduardo.
- 1238
- 01:14:23,835 --> 01:14:25,869
- We've come to get
- you outta here.
- 1239
- 01:14:27,171 --> 01:14:28,773
- Ah!
- 1240
- 01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:46,023
- Front desk.
- Velma, call the cops.
- 1241
- 01:14:46,025 --> 01:14:47,991
- The place is
- crawlin' with clowns.
- 1242
- 01:14:47,993 --> 01:14:49,761
- Will do.
- 1243
- 01:14:52,031 --> 01:14:54,698
- B-Bozo to Emmett.
- Come in, Emmett.
- 1244
- 01:14:54,700 --> 01:14:56,869
- Uh...
- W-What's your 20? Over.
- 1245
- 01:14:57,770 --> 01:15:00,938
- Yeah, yeah, our "20" is that you
- sent us to the wrong room, Gabe.
- 1246
- 01:15:00,940 --> 01:15:02,672
- Are you sure it says 113?
- 1247
- 01:15:02,674 --> 01:15:06,977
- Uh... Oh, whoops.
- It's 118. My bad.
- 1248
- 01:15:06,979 --> 01:15:08,982
- I guess I do need glasses.
- 1249
- 01:15:09,816 --> 01:15:11,315
- All right,
- this better be the one,
- 1250
- 01:15:11,317 --> 01:15:13,817
- because we have less than
- an hour to get you to court.
- 1251
- 01:15:13,819 --> 01:15:15,621
- It's this way.
- It's this way.
- 1252
- 01:15:26,199 --> 01:15:27,901
- You're going down.
- 1253
- 01:15:29,836 --> 01:15:31,071
- Excuse me.
- 1254
- 01:15:32,406 --> 01:15:34,739
- You think Grandpa's
- gonna make it here on time?
- 1255
- 01:15:34,741 --> 01:15:38,142
- Oh, he has to, honey. Or we're in big trouble.
- 1256
- 01:15:38,144 --> 01:15:39,913
- All rise.
- 1257
- 01:15:47,288 --> 01:15:48,923
- Let's see.
- 1258
- 01:15:50,056 --> 01:15:54,426
- We have City Social Services
- versus Frank Collins.
- 1259
- 01:15:54,428 --> 01:15:56,063
- Approach the bench.
- 1260
- 01:15:57,698 --> 01:16:00,133
- Um... Your Honor?
- 1261
- 01:16:00,135 --> 01:16:02,236
- May I have a word with you?
- 1262
- 01:16:09,377 --> 01:16:10,777
- Blanche!
- 1263
- 01:16:10,779 --> 01:16:12,745
- Eduardo!
- 1264
- 01:16:12,747 --> 01:16:15,950
- Eduardo! Oh!
- 1265
- 01:16:16,717 --> 01:16:18,218
- How did you know it was me?
- 1266
- 01:16:18,220 --> 01:16:20,920
- I'd recognize
- those eyes anywhere.
- 1267
- 01:16:20,922 --> 01:16:22,989
- Okay, okay.
- Pack up your stuff.
- 1268
- 01:16:22,991 --> 01:16:24,391
- We're gonna get you outta here.
- Oh, okay.
- 1269
- 01:16:24,393 --> 01:16:26,025
- You don't have
- to ask me twice. Oh!
- 1270
- 01:16:26,027 --> 01:16:28,161
- Hey, Emmett to Chuckles,
- Emmett to Chuckles.
- 1271
- 01:16:28,163 --> 01:16:29,395
- We're leavin'
- the Big Top, baby.
- 1272
- 01:16:29,397 --> 01:16:30,799
- What?
- 1273
- 01:16:31,234 --> 01:16:33,635
- What's goin' on?
- 1274
- 01:16:45,348 --> 01:16:48,450
- Got you, and your
- little invisible dog too.
- 1275
- 01:16:58,828 --> 01:17:00,397
- Now what?
- 1276
- 01:17:07,504 --> 01:17:12,276
- Attention.
- Attention. Attention.
- 1277
- 01:17:13,976 --> 01:17:16,847
- What do we do now?
- We blend in.
- 1278
- 01:17:17,447 --> 01:17:19,447
- ...walk to
- the nearest stairway exit.
- 1279
- 01:18:01,793 --> 01:18:03,328
- Clowns!
- 1280
- 01:18:12,204 --> 01:18:15,005
- We did it!
- 1281
- 01:18:15,007 --> 01:18:18,308
- We're not outta the woods yet. We
- still don't have Big Lou and Bonnie.
- 1282
- 01:18:18,310 --> 01:18:20,279
- Let's go. Let's go.
- Oh.
- 1283
- 01:18:23,583 --> 01:18:27,119
- Hey, Emmett to Jingles.
- Emmett to Jingles.
- 1284
- 01:18:28,254 --> 01:18:29,354
- Emmett to Jingles.
- 1285
- 01:18:31,924 --> 01:18:33,927
- Who's laughin' now, clown?
- 1286
- 01:18:35,095 --> 01:18:36,928
- Let him go!
- 1287
- 01:18:36,930 --> 01:18:38,128
- Hey, lady.
- Oh!
- 1288
- 01:18:38,130 --> 01:18:40,231
- Easy.
- 1289
- 01:18:40,233 --> 01:18:41,767
- Let go of my wife!
- What?
- 1290
- 01:18:44,237 --> 01:18:47,306
- Lou!
- 1291
- 01:18:47,308 --> 01:18:50,208
- You've always been my hero.
- 1292
- 01:18:50,210 --> 01:18:51,011
- There they are!
- 1293
- 01:18:52,078 --> 01:18:53,246
- Ah!
- 1294
- 01:18:58,185 --> 01:19:00,221
- No man left behind!
- 1295
- 01:19:18,406 --> 01:19:20,607
- There's definitely a better route.
- I know, I know.
- 1296
- 01:19:20,609 --> 01:19:24,411
- You're driving too fast. You could
- look at Google or Waze or something.
- 1297
- 01:19:24,413 --> 01:19:26,011
- What are you talkin' about?
- 1298
- 01:19:29,917 --> 01:19:32,218
- Your Honor,
- with all due respect,
- 1299
- 01:19:32,220 --> 01:19:34,289
- are we really gonna
- wait for them all day?
- 1300
- 01:19:37,359 --> 01:19:40,560
- That's it. I'm calling it.
- The court rules in favor of...
- 1301
- 01:19:40,562 --> 01:19:43,532
- Your Honor,
- I was unavoidably detained.
- 1302
- 01:19:45,668 --> 01:19:48,969
- Well, I imagine you have a really
- good explanation, Mr. Hernandez.
- 1303
- 01:19:48,971 --> 01:19:50,337
- I certainly do, Your Honor.
- 1304
- 01:19:50,339 --> 01:19:52,238
- Are you ready to proceed?
- 1305
- 01:19:52,240 --> 01:19:54,009
- Yes, Your Honor.
- I am.
- 1306
- 01:19:58,381 --> 01:20:03,284
- Eduardo Hernandez for the
- petitioner, Mr. Frank Collins.
- 1307
- 01:20:03,286 --> 01:20:08,055
- This case is a perfect example
- of regulatory overreach.
- 1308
- 01:20:08,057 --> 01:20:10,625
- This seems to me that
- your client was operating
- 1309
- 01:20:10,627 --> 01:20:14,931
- an illegal elder day care facility
- and got caught with his pants down.
- 1310
- 01:20:17,200 --> 01:20:19,202
- No, that's not what...
- 1311
- 01:20:21,037 --> 01:20:22,437
- Uh...
- 1312
- 01:20:22,439 --> 01:20:24,506
- No, that's not what...
- 1313
- 01:20:24,508 --> 01:20:28,976
- It was like more of a...
- Where is...
- 1314
- 01:20:28,978 --> 01:20:31,446
- Wait a minute.
- It was a... What...
- 1315
- 01:20:31,448 --> 01:20:33,515
- Mr. Hernandez,
- are you all right?
- 1316
- 01:20:33,517 --> 01:20:36,552
- Wait a minute.
- Hold... No!
- 1317
- 01:20:36,554 --> 01:20:39,521
- He... It was more of a...
- 1318
- 01:20:39,523 --> 01:20:41,256
- Grandpa's losing it.
- What was I sayin'?
- 1319
- 01:20:41,258 --> 01:20:44,059
- Uh... Your Honor, it's...
- 1320
- 01:20:44,061 --> 01:20:45,062
- Hey, hey, hey.
- 1321
- 01:20:46,398 --> 01:20:48,398
- The regulations
- are overreaching.
- 1322
- 01:20:48,400 --> 01:20:51,601
- - Who the hell are you?
- - Dad?
- 1323
- 01:20:51,603 --> 01:20:54,202
- Mr. Collins, I'm afraid we're
- gonna have to put an end to this.
- 1324
- 01:20:54,204 --> 01:20:56,339
- No, no, please, Your Honor. Just
- give us a minute. He'll be okay.
- 1325
- 01:20:56,341 --> 01:20:58,141
- Hey, Eduardo.
- Look at me. Look at me.
- 1326
- 01:20:58,143 --> 01:21:00,143
- Where are we?
- We're in court.
- 1327
- 01:21:00,145 --> 01:21:02,177
- Everybody is here waitin'
- to hear you tell 'em about
- 1328
- 01:21:02,179 --> 01:21:04,282
- how you argued in front
- of Judge Hightower.
- 1329
- 01:21:05,383 --> 01:21:06,684
- Judge Hightower.
- 1330
- 01:21:14,592 --> 01:21:17,393
- Class A moron.
- 1331
- 01:21:19,465 --> 01:21:21,567
- What does that
- have to do with this?
- 1332
- 01:21:40,419 --> 01:21:42,722
- Your Honor, it's true.
- 1333
- 01:21:43,690 --> 01:21:48,193
- We used a 102-C license
- 1334
- 01:21:48,195 --> 01:21:51,696
- to run a 105-D facility.
- 1335
- 01:21:51,698 --> 01:21:55,533
- It's also true that
- we have not yet complied
- 1336
- 01:21:55,535 --> 01:22:00,575
- with the code requirements
- of a 105-D facility.
- 1337
- 01:22:01,307 --> 01:22:05,811
- But neither of these
- are the real point.
- 1338
- 01:22:05,813 --> 01:22:10,816
- The real point is that this
- capricious and vindictive fine
- 1339
- 01:22:10,818 --> 01:22:16,187
- goes to the very heart of our
- right for freedom of association.
- 1340
- 01:22:16,189 --> 01:22:20,159
- It was done without
- notice or warning.
- 1341
- 01:22:20,161 --> 01:22:24,698
- And more importantly, it violates our
- right to remedy the transgressions.
- 1342
- 01:22:24,700 --> 01:22:28,167
- It's unconstitutional
- and un-American.
- 1343
- 01:22:28,169 --> 01:22:31,470
- And that's why only
- a class A moron
- 1344
- 01:22:31,472 --> 01:22:33,540
- could try to get away
- with something like this.
- 1345
- 01:22:33,542 --> 01:22:35,809
- Your Honor! I-I object!
- 1346
- 01:22:35,811 --> 01:22:39,080
- You can't object.
- Your lawyer has to object.
- 1347
- 01:22:39,647 --> 01:22:42,214
- Save your breath.
- Overruled.
- 1348
- 01:22:42,216 --> 01:22:46,753
- Now, Mr. Tooley, when did you
- cite Mr. Collins' facility?
- 1349
- 01:22:46,755 --> 01:22:49,121
- On the fifth, Your Honor.
- 1350
- 01:22:49,123 --> 01:22:52,526
- Now, you didn't
- inspect the premises
- 1351
- 01:22:52,528 --> 01:22:54,496
- prior to issuing the citation?
- 1352
- 01:22:55,831 --> 01:23:00,768
- No! Well, we didn't have a warrant
- to enter the premises, so...
- 1353
- 01:23:00,770 --> 01:23:02,869
- So he had no notice
- of the violations?
- 1354
- 01:23:02,871 --> 01:23:05,405
- Mm, well, we visited
- Mr. Collins' facility
- 1355
- 01:23:05,407 --> 01:23:07,407
- on a number of occasions...
- 1356
- 01:23:07,409 --> 01:23:09,175
- But he did
- not have the chance
- 1357
- 01:23:09,177 --> 01:23:12,148
- to rectify any transgressions
- prior to the fine.
- 1358
- 01:23:12,649 --> 01:23:15,549
- He had plenty of time
- to comply.
- 1359
- 01:23:15,551 --> 01:23:17,785
- Plenty of time to comply.
- Thank you, Mr. Tooley.
- 1360
- 01:23:17,787 --> 01:23:20,223
- But... But...
- Thank you.
- 1361
- 01:23:22,325 --> 01:23:25,860
- Your Honor, if it may
- please the court,
- 1362
- 01:23:25,862 --> 01:23:30,498
- all these people here have come
- to support Granddaddy Day Care.
- 1363
- 01:23:30,500 --> 01:23:32,901
- Do you think they all
- would've come this far
- 1364
- 01:23:32,903 --> 01:23:37,371
- if they didn't really believe
- in what my son-in-law was doing?
- 1365
- 01:23:37,373 --> 01:23:40,141
- Yeah, he bent a few rules,
- 1366
- 01:23:40,143 --> 01:23:43,378
- but he opened his house
- to some senior citizens
- 1367
- 01:23:43,380 --> 01:23:46,448
- so that they could
- have some fun,
- 1368
- 01:23:46,450 --> 01:23:49,152
- enjoy each other's company,
- and maybe, for a change,
- 1369
- 01:23:49,620 --> 01:23:51,287
- feel valued.
- 1370
- 01:23:52,556 --> 01:23:54,625
- And in the end, Your Honor,
- 1371
- 01:23:55,626 --> 01:23:58,162
- isn't that what
- we all really want?
- 1372
- 01:24:05,937 --> 01:24:08,871
- You know, none of us
- are getting any younger.
- 1373
- 01:24:08,873 --> 01:24:12,208
- Now, Mr. Collins, you
- probably broke a few rules,
- 1374
- 01:24:12,210 --> 01:24:14,311
- but your heart is
- in the right place.
- 1375
- 01:24:15,547 --> 01:24:18,514
- The $50,000 fine
- is hereby vacated.
- 1376
- 01:24:18,516 --> 01:24:21,551
- Your Honor...
- 1377
- 01:24:21,553 --> 01:24:25,590
- But, Mr. Collins, I will not
- let you ignore the regulations.
- 1378
- 01:24:26,658 --> 01:24:29,561
- You have 90 days to bring
- your facility up to code.
- 1379
- 01:24:30,228 --> 01:24:31,596
- Thank you, Your Honor.
- 1380
- 01:24:33,399 --> 01:24:35,635
- And, Mr. Hernandez?
- 1381
- 01:24:36,935 --> 01:24:38,203
- Yes, Your Honor?
- 1382
- 01:24:39,939 --> 01:24:42,906
- It's good to see you on that
- side of the courtroom, Eduardo.
- 1383
- 01:24:42,908 --> 01:24:45,211
- Thank you, Bill.
- 1384
- 01:24:46,212 --> 01:24:48,312
- I find for the plaintiff.
- 1385
- 01:24:56,322 --> 01:24:58,255
- You did it, Eduardo.
- Thank you.
- 1386
- 01:24:58,257 --> 01:25:00,358
- Why don't we cut that
- "Eduardo" stuff out, okay?
- 1387
- 01:25:00,360 --> 01:25:01,792
- Okay. Eddie?
- 1388
- 01:25:01,794 --> 01:25:05,329
- Ah, why don't we try "Dad"?
- 1389
- 01:25:05,331 --> 01:25:06,767
- Let's try it!
- 1390
- 01:25:10,637 --> 01:25:12,774
- I am so proud of you.
- 1391
- 01:25:13,439 --> 01:25:14,507
- Oh!
- 1392
- 01:25:21,015 --> 01:25:22,617
- There he is!
- 1393
- 01:25:24,918 --> 01:25:28,353
- How dare you take my stepmother
- out of her nursing home?
- 1394
- 01:25:28,355 --> 01:25:31,791
- And how dare you not abide
- by your stepmother's wishes?
- 1395
- 01:25:31,793 --> 01:25:34,493
- Who the hell are you? I'm
- your stepmother's attorney.
- 1396
- 01:25:34,495 --> 01:25:36,362
- And the first thing
- we're going to do
- 1397
- 01:25:36,364 --> 01:25:39,330
- is contest her
- late husband's will.
- 1398
- 01:25:39,332 --> 01:25:42,401
- Well, there's no reason
- to reopen probate.
- 1399
- 01:25:42,403 --> 01:25:45,271
- Yeah, we don't need
- no lawyer gettin' involved.
- 1400
- 01:25:45,273 --> 01:25:46,739
- Okay, good.
- 1401
- 01:25:46,741 --> 01:25:50,042
- Why don't we ask your mother
- what her wishes are?
- 1402
- 01:25:50,044 --> 01:25:51,412
- Of course.
- 1403
- 01:25:51,979 --> 01:25:54,815
- Mom, where do you wanna live?
- 1404
- 01:25:54,817 --> 01:25:58,286
- I want to live in my house.
- 1405
- 01:25:58,787 --> 01:26:01,921
- Of course.
- Whatever you want, Mom.
- 1406
- 01:26:01,923 --> 01:26:03,924
- We just wanna
- make you happy.
- 1407
- 01:26:03,926 --> 01:26:05,892
- Oh, good, good.
- 1408
- 01:26:05,894 --> 01:26:08,628
- Why don't I draw up some
- paperwork to make it formal?
- 1409
- 01:26:08,630 --> 01:26:10,064
- Not that I don't trust you...
- 1410
- 01:26:10,066 --> 01:26:11,700
- but I don't.
- 1411
- 01:26:14,703 --> 01:26:15,971
- Let's go.
- 1412
- 01:26:17,639 --> 01:26:18,741
- Good!
- 1413
- 01:26:19,675 --> 01:26:20,977
- Good.
- 1414
- 01:26:24,414 --> 01:26:25,912
- I'm gonna party.
- 1415
- 01:26:25,914 --> 01:26:27,016
- Of course he is.
- 1416
- 01:26:30,820 --> 01:26:32,520
- So, now what?
- 1417
- 01:26:32,522 --> 01:26:35,090
- You heard the judge.
- We've got work to do.
- 1418
- 01:26:35,092 --> 01:26:37,959
- Hmm.
- 1419
- 01:26:45,335 --> 01:26:47,705
- Five.
- Yeah. Nice.
- 1420
- 01:26:52,408 --> 01:26:55,443
- Have you ever blown up
- a full-size van?
- 1421
- 01:26:55,445 --> 01:26:57,579
- No. No.
- What'd you say?
- 1422
- 01:26:57,581 --> 01:26:59,782
- I said, "No."
- I work with computers.
- 1423
- 01:26:59,784 --> 01:27:01,616
- Computers, man.
- What're you sayin'?
- 1424
- 01:27:01,618 --> 01:27:02,887
- No!
- 1425
- 01:27:06,924 --> 01:27:09,525
- Nice turn out.
- Yeah, huh?
- 1426
- 01:27:09,527 --> 01:27:11,027
- Listen,
- 1427
- 01:27:11,029 --> 01:27:13,296
- I've been thinkin' about
- what you said before...
- 1428
- 01:27:14,665 --> 01:27:16,999
- about goin' to see a doctor?
- Mm-hmm.
- 1429
- 01:27:17,001 --> 01:27:19,737
- Why don't we make
- an appointment for next week?
- 1430
- 01:27:20,772 --> 01:27:22,741
- Okay. Great.
- 1431
- 01:27:23,942 --> 01:27:26,441
- What brought on
- this change of heart?
- 1432
- 01:27:26,443 --> 01:27:29,679
- Uh... Let's say I just
- got a lot goin' on,
- 1433
- 01:27:29,681 --> 01:27:32,115
- and I don't wanna
- miss a thing.
- 1434
- 01:27:32,117 --> 01:27:34,953
- Yeah.
- 1435
- 01:27:50,001 --> 01:27:51,670
- Hi, Jordan.
- 1436
- 01:27:52,504 --> 01:27:55,405
- Hey, Annie.
- What are you doin' here?
- 1437
- 01:27:55,407 --> 01:27:57,510
- I came with my grandparents.
- 1438
- 01:27:58,444 --> 01:28:00,477
- I heard about
- your audition.
- 1439
- 01:28:00,479 --> 01:28:02,081
- Sorry.
- 1440
- 01:28:03,481 --> 01:28:06,650
- I didn't really wanna be
- in the show anyways.
- 1441
- 01:28:06,652 --> 01:28:07,887
- So, why'd you do it?
- 1442
- 01:28:08,855 --> 01:28:10,989
- I thought that
- if I was in the show,
- 1443
- 01:28:10,991 --> 01:28:12,792
- we'd get to hang out together.
- 1444
- 01:28:13,693 --> 01:28:17,595
- Jordan, you didn't have to
- audition to hang out with me.
- 1445
- 01:28:17,597 --> 01:28:20,868
- I've wanted to talk to you since
- I first saw you in physics class.
- 1446
- 01:28:22,202 --> 01:28:24,768
- Really?
- Really.
- 1447
- 01:28:24,770 --> 01:28:27,705
- Hey, since I never got
- to see your audition,
- 1448
- 01:28:27,707 --> 01:28:30,876
- could you maybe sing
- your song for me sometime?
- 1449
- 01:28:30,878 --> 01:28:32,746
- Anytime.
- 1450
- 01:28:36,617 --> 01:28:37,985
- Chip?
- 1451
- 01:28:53,902 --> 01:28:55,469
- Whoa.
- 1452
- 01:28:57,939 --> 01:29:01,107
- Well, now that we have Granddaddy
- Day Care back up and running,
- 1453
- 01:29:01,109 --> 01:29:02,844
- you can get back
- to your book.
- 1454
- 01:29:03,778 --> 01:29:05,611
- I don't know about that.
- 1455
- 01:29:05,613 --> 01:29:06,846
- What do you mean?
- 1456
- 01:29:06,848 --> 01:29:10,583
- Well, I mean, maybe Jack
- Quartermaine has had his day.
- 1457
- 01:29:10,585 --> 01:29:14,220
- Maybe it's time for me to write
- about somethin' new, you know?
- 1458
- 01:29:14,222 --> 01:29:17,859
- Yeah.
- Somethin' fresh and...
- 1459
- 01:29:21,096 --> 01:29:22,498
- original.
- 1460
- 01:29:29,772 --> 01:29:31,674
- Boom!
- 1461
- 01:29:35,711 --> 01:29:37,512
- Hold my drink.
- 1462
- 01:29:42,518 --> 01:29:43,786
- Well...
- 1463
- 01:30:24,928 --> 01:30:26,661
- We're trapped!
- 1464
- 01:30:26,663 --> 01:30:28,330
- What are we gonna do?
- 1465
- 01:30:28,332 --> 01:30:31,967
- What else do we do
- when we come to a dead end?
- 1466
- 01:30:31,969 --> 01:30:33,669
- We bust right through!
- 1467
- 01:30:54,755 --> 01:30:59,755
- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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