Arjun MDE script

"Obama is a house negroe. I'm serious. He is a straight COON. He be up in dat white house coonin' like Tyler Perry. You gnome sane? If Obama had any nuts he be sprayin white people with Mac 10's like Easy E, but he not, he a shuckin' and jivin' corn-cob pipe Uncle Tom, Tom and Jerry ass black fool. I went to give Obama a hug one time and white cream filling came out 'cus dat nigga is a OREO, you gnome sane? Fuck it, man.

But Michelle, Michelle got that dope pu-pussy cream, Pussy Cream, gnome sane? Michelle you can holla at me and I'll break you off. [Say something in Punjabi here and try to legitimately sound sexy].

Oh and by the way if anyone from the CBI or Army is watching this, I swear I am not a terrorist, I love Justin Bieber and McDonalds, this is just a costume I bought this costume on Walmart dot com to make fun of Indian people, I want to eat McDonalds and become big and fat and get colon cancer and pray to Jesus, don't worry, I love America, go USA bro, I love to watch TV and make my brain a piece of shit, the world is burning, better watch more football and "Dancing With the Stars", I love to be stupid and negotiate poorly on new car prices, go USA football is God, could a terrorist win Halo Reach and Call of Duty tournaments and drive a Ford F-150 like me? Remember do not put me on the watch list, TSA, CODMW3, I am apple pie big tits V8 muscle car man. I would never do political crime I'd rather drink Jim Beam and give my wife a black eye."