AU of hazbin hotel and helluva boss

/hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #744
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>Stolas is a snobbish asshole, but otherwise unchanged - still loves Via and is somewhat irresponsible, living for his passions
>Stella is an open-minded and loving upperclass twit who simps for Loona
>Octavia is a brooding go-getter who wants to overthrow her parents, despite being an enormous momma's/daddy's girl
>Blitzo is a neurotic perfectionist who's somehow still incredible in bed
>Moxxie is a laid-back musician with a high tolerance for bullshit, and still loves his wife
>Millie is an irritable hayseed who can still kick your ass to next Tuesday, and loves her Moxxie
>Loona is a Dopey-esque goofball, almost like Dog from "CatDog", but is secretly hypercompetent
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>Charlie's a sultry succubus like her mom, but still wants to help sinners get redeemed
>Vaggie's an enchanting Salvadorean mistress of mystery who enjoy schadenfreude a bit too much, but still loves Charlie and wants to see the Hotel succeed
>Angel, despite everything, is a well of optimism and good cheer, but ultimately joined the Hotel to get away from Val
>Alastor is a grumpy "back in my day" foggie who can dish out some serious damage when he's annoyed, and ultimate came to the Hotel because he was looking for some entertainment
>Husk is a cheery cat who enjoys nothing more than making cocktails, pouring drinks, and chatting with the others
>Niffty is a creepy, miserable maid who complains non-stop to fish for other people's attention, but is competent and quick at her job, and is desperate for some male company

>Katie is a melancholic, but dedicated news reporter, once successful in her life, but she committed suicide live on air after one to many tragic days, however, she WILL kick your ass if you ruin her report
>Tom is an unflappable, grizzled veteran of the Great War, more "Storm of Steel" than "All quiet on the Western Front", but is still something of a "chivalrous pervert", though he's often pushing it
>Val is an effeminate fashion-designer type, who nevertheless works his girls to a second death in pursuit of perfection
>Vox is a constantly-bored wizzkid who achieved everything and is now looking for new entertainment - his "rivalry" with Alastor is pretty one-sided, although the Radio Demon could whoop his ass if his ire didn't amount to a "GET OFF MY LAWN!" every time the TV demon trolls him
>Velvet is a shrinking violet nerd who's most in her element when she's running the show behind the scenes

>Lucifer is your classic, hypermasculine, boisterous devil type who can't seem to chill, but still loves his wife and daughter, despite the latter's "rebellious phase"
>Lilith is far more motherly than sultry
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>Cherri Bomb is an uppity, highly officious demolitionist, who's never the less a good friend of Angel Dust
>Sir Pent is actually a skater dude (kinda like Officer Grizzled), but with a penchant for inventing stuff
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>Mrs. Mayberry was a Ms. Bitters-type in a large, regional high school, suffering from an early burnout, with the whole murder-suicide being her rather understated overreaction to finding her husband with another woman - she's much more well-adjusted in Hell, and only wanted to kill Martha because she pitied her
>Martha was an outdoorsy member of a familial religious order who was tempted by Mayberry's husband, and her single lapse has resulted in her getting disfigured for life and being kicked out of the order, together with her family, who now lived in disgraced poverty - though she believed it was God testing her, and resisted HARD against IMP
>Verosika and her crew are a bunch of ridiculously handsome "looser nerds", with her being a skilled, but pretty cringey DJ and sound engineer, using the mad raves that occur on her performances to gain secondhand lust, together with the others, who are all technicians, cage dancers, bar mixers or bouncers
>it's actually Blitzo who's mad at her for using his remaining money from his previous life as a circus acrobat on buying her first sound system, and she's obviously embarrassed and guilty about that
>Vortex is a super-serious Hellhound supremacist who sees Loona as a disgrace, yet doesn't blow of her clueless advances
>Cletus, Keenie and Collin are elitist "guardian angels" who set nigh-impossible goals for everyday people to "improve their characters", with Deerie being their beleaguered, but patient boss, who eventually gets fed-up with the group's shenanigans, after they nearly trigger the war between Heaven and Hell early on by picking a fight with I.M.P. over an old, sinful human who was one foot inside the grave, anyway
>Striker is a lone-wolf wannabe revolutionary who tries to bring Moxxie onto his side, and gets assmad when the he obviously refuses, and gets his ass handed to him Blitzo, whom he desperately wanted to defeat, after the imp failed his way to success in the competition
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>Millie's family are more like Scottish/Irish/North British than Southern - Millie just picked up her accent in Imp City
>Blitzo and her siblings were from a famous and coveted acrobat family, kind of like the ones you'd see in Russia
>Mammon is less a copycat and more of an industrialist with a finger in many pies
>Robo Fizz actually works perfectly, but cannot talk, and relies fully on body language