Rarity_

Lobsterbro

Aug 10th, 2012
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  1. 4:17 PM - Rarity_: "Lobsters do not have the neurological capacity to feel pain when you kill them." I suddenly feel better about how I've killed them then..
  2. 4:18 PM - MasterSubLink: Boiling them alive is still messed up though. It's better to stab their brain with a knife then boil them.
  3. 4:18 PM - Rarity_: it's just like a little hot tub!
  4. 4:19 PM - MasterSubLink: Except that your organs and muscles become mush
  5. 4:19 PM - Rarity_: why are you making me feel bad again?
  6. 4:19 PM - MasterSubLink: Because lobsters are bros
  7. 4:19 PM - Rarity_: Because lobsters are bugs.
  8. 4:20 PM - Rarity_: FTFY
  9. 4:20 PM - MasterSubLink: Bugs can be Bro's
  10. 4:20 PM - Rarity_: NOPE
  11. 4:20 PM - MasterSubLink: YEP
  12. 4:20 PM - Rarity_: I kill every bug that makes contact with my skin
  13. 4:20 PM - MasterSubLink: Remember Spiderbro?
  14. 4:20 PM - Rarity_: He was an arachnid
  15. 4:21 PM - MasterSubLink: Arachnids are insects
  16. 4:21 PM - Rarity_: No insect ever tried to take a bullet for me
  17. 4:21 PM - MasterSubLink: You cannot say that Praying Mantises are not bro's
  18. 4:21 PM - Rarity_: they're serial killers, they eat bugs ALIVE and SLOWLY.
  19. 4:22 PM - MasterSubLink: So do you
  20. 4:22 PM - MasterSubLink: You boul lobsters
  21. 4:22 PM - MasterSubLink: *boil
  22. 4:22 PM - Rarity_: >Shoots 2 guys in the head, is a murderer for boiling lobsters.
  23. 4:23 PM - MasterSubLink: Lobsters are bro's of the sea. Who do you think helped Ariel, a turtle? No, a lobster did!
  24. 4:23 PM - Rarity_: FUN FACT: Ariel actually died
  25. 4:23 PM - Rarity_: so, some help he was.
  26. 4:23 PM - MasterSubLink: Bro's before hoes
  27. 4:24 PM - MasterSubLink: Dat bitch had it coming, lobster bro knew that
  28. 4:24 PM - Rarity_: and lobster bro had it coming, I knew that when I dunked his flesh in butter
  29. 4:25 PM - MasterSubLink: The only thing lobster had coming was hoes cause Lobster bro is a playa
  30. 4:27 PM - Rarity_: When we meet up in January, I'm gonna buy a live lobster, and bite it right on it's insect dick right in front of you.
  31. 4:27 PM - MasterSubLink: Insects don't have penises you fool
  32. 4:27 PM - Rarity_: Fine, I'll bite you on the dick
  33. 4:27 PM - Rarity_: Wait no, that would be cheating.
  34. 4:27 PM - MasterSubLink: If I even have one
  35. 4:28 PM - Rarity_: Ah ha! so you admit I should throw you in a pot of boil water!
  36. 4:28 PM - Rarity_: boiling even
  37. 4:28 PM - MasterSubLink: Just admit Lobsters are bros and you should feel bad
  38. 4:28 PM - Rarity_: Noap.
  39. 4:29 PM - MasterSubLink: Yes? You said Yes.
  40. 4:29 PM - Rarity_: Spiderbro was a bro, and that's where it ends
  41. 4:29 PM - Rarity_: He died a hero
  42. 4:29 PM - MasterSubLink: Lobster bro also died a hero, plus he had lots of moneys and hoes cause dats how lobster bro rollz
  43. 4:29 PM - Rarity_: XD
  44. 4:29 PM - Rarity_: pastbinning this
  45. 4:30 PM - MasterSubLink: haha
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