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shukaku20 Jun 7th, 2012 620 Never
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  1. >Be day 233 in Equestria
  2. >Be almost 200 days since Fluttershy started trying to guess your fetish to get you to fuck her.
  3. >Every day now, she comes and trys.
  4. >They have begun getting more and more farfetched, and you have said no each time.
  5. >Today is no different, and you hear her knocking on your door.
  6. >Opening the door, there is fluttershy with a piece of paper with Derpys face on it over her face.
  7. "Fluttersy, do you want me to tell you my fetish?"
  8. >She emits a rather lod for her Squeee and jumps up into your arms, saying "Yes! Yes! Pleeeeaaasssseeee"
  9. "My fetish is"
  10. >"Yes!"
  11. "Its"
  12. >"Yes!!"
  13. "It is"
  14. >"Just tell me already!"
  15. "My fetish is girls who try to guess my fetish"
  16. >Fluttershys jaw drops before she stutters out
  17. >"But... All those... All those times...And"
  18. "You always left right after I said that whatever fetish it was wasn't my fetish"
  19. >She looks at the ground depressed.
  20. "And each and every time you left me with a raging boner, just like what I have now."
  21. >Fluttershy stares at your pants and your visibly bulging member.
  22. >"Can we... I mean...You know...If you want... "
  23. >Grinning, you carry her up to your bedroom, and spent the next few hours making hot passionate sex with her.
  24. >Lying beside her you say
  25. "Fluttershy, never stop trying to guess my fetish"
  26. >"Of course love"
  27. Smiling, you pick her up and throw her out the window.
  28. Today was a good day.
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  33. >Be day some large number in Equestria
  34. >Be a helluva long time since Fluttershy started trying to guess your fetish to get you to fuck her.
  35. >Every day now, she comes and trys.
  36. >They have begun getting straight up stupid.
  37. >Today seems no different, and you hear her knocking on your door.
  38. >Opening the door, there is Fluttershy.
  39. >"I give up. I cant guess your fetish, so Im goign to stop."
  40. "Fluttersy, do you want me to tell you my fetish?"
  41. >She emits a rather lod for her Squeee and jumps up and down, saying "Yes! Yes! Pleeeeaaasssseeee"
  42. "My fetish is girls who try to guess my fetish"
  43. >Fluttershys jaw drops before she stutters out
  44. >"But... All those... All those times...And"
  45. "You always left right after I said that whatever fetish it was wasn't my fetish"
  46. >She looks at the ground depressed.
  47. "And each and every time you left me with a raging boner."
  48. >"Can we... I mean...You know...If you want... "
  49. "Nope, you stopped trying to guess, so you are no longer fufilling my fetish."
  50. Smiling, you pick her up and throw her out the window.
  51. Today was a good day.
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