Gelatinous Noob Path Skills

23000 Gelatinous Reconstruction
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 3
	You've retained enough of your gelatinous cube nature to be able to expand into a 10x10x10 area if part of you gets sliced off or burned or something.
	Removes Beaten Up and restores some HP

23001 Dilatable Capillaries
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've learned to dilate the ichorous sludge veins close to your skin to help dissipate heat.  Just like a human!
	Slight Hot Resistance (+1)

23002 Upper Hypothalamus
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've got the top part of the gland humans use to regulate their internal temperature.  You can probably deal with temperate weather as well as a real person now!
	Slight Hot Resistance (+1)

23003 Thick Dermis
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	The layer of skin just underneath your... stuff you have on the outside, has thickened up just like a human's dermis!  You'll be able to touch warm things without parts of you boiling away now, just like a real human person!
	So-So Hot Resistance (+2)

23004 High Water Content
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've got a lot of water in you, just like a real person does.  It makes it easier to regulate your human-similar temperature!
	So-So Hot Resistance (+2)

23005 Sweat Glands
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've got real, genuine human sweat glands, and you've got them everywhere!  You'll deal with the heat like a pro!  A pro human!
	Serious Hot Resistance (+3)

23006 Constrictable Capillaries
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've learned how to voluntarily shrink the slimy veins near your skin in order to conserve body heat, just like a person can!
	Slight Cold Resistance (+1)

23007 Lower Hypothalamus
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've got the bottom half of the gland humans use to regulate their temperature.  That's the part that keeps you warm when it's slightly cold outside.  You're so much like a person!  It's great!
	Slight Cold Resistance (+1)

23008 Shiver Reflex
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	When you get cold, you've learned to jiggle around like a bowl full of jelly, or like a human who is cold!
	So-So Cold Resistance (+2)

23009 Chatterable Teeth
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've figured out how to bang all of the teeth scattered throughout your body together when it gets cold.  This is one of the very important tricks that humans do in order to stay warm!
	So-So Cold Resistance (+2)

23010 Subcutaneous Fat
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've got an insulating lair of fat cells underneath your... exterior... just like a human does.  You'll be able to deal with the cold in a very personlike way now!
	Serious Cold Resistance (+3)

23011 Nose Hair
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've got some holes that are very similar to nostrils, and they're lined with hairs that help block nasty smells!
	Slight Stench  Resistance (+1)

23012 Pinchable Nose
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've figured out how to squeeze a part of you to avoid bad smells getting in.  This is one of two very important but very opposite skills that humans have evolved.
	Slight Stench  Resistance (+1)

23013 Nasal Lamina Propria
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed an internal structure that will cause your olfactory receptors (such as they are) to swell up and become covered with a slimy protective fluid (wait a minute) whenever you encounter a bad smell.  It's such a human thing to have developed!
	So-So Stench  Resistance (+2)

23014 Nasal Septum
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've got the thing humans have in their noses that lets them sort bad smells into one nostril and good smells into the other nostril.  It's very convenient!
	So-So Stench  Resistance (+2)

23015 Olfactory Cortex
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed a bundle of neurons that are capable of being burned out by bad smells, so that they no longer cause you to experience those bad smells as an unpleasant sensation.  It creates a problem, and then solves that problem, just like a human!
	Serious Stench  Resistance (+3)

23016 Left Eyelid
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You're capable of covering up your left eye, if any.  If you can't see something, you can't be scared of it!  That's only human!
	Slight Spooky Resistance (+1)

23017 Right Eyelid
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've got a flap of skin that you can lower in front of your right eye (if you have one) in order to stop you from seeing things that might disturb you (as long as those things are to your right.)
	Slight Spooky Resistance (+1)

23018 Hyperactive Amygdala
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed the part of the brain humans use to stop being afraid of things and walk down the basement stairs to get a beer in spite of the many murderers and monsters that you're just absolutely certain are down there.
	So-So Spooky Resistance (+2)

23019 Adrenal Gland
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've got a gland like the one humans have for turning fear into violence.  You can fight or flee, just like a human!
	So-So Spooky Resistance (+2)

23020 Bravery Gland
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've managed to develop one of those glands that real humans totally actually have, that makes them not afraid of things.
	Serious Spooky Resistance (+3)

23021 Sense of Decorum
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed another human trait!  This one lets you know which things are impolite to talk about.
	Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1)

23022 Blush Reflex
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	The exterior coating of your body turns red when you are embarrassed, just like happens to humans, horrifyingly.
	Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1)

23023 Sense of Propriety
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed a very human-like sense of which things you shouldn't talk about in polite company, and also how to determine when company is polite by checking to see whether or not they talk about those things.
	So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2)

23024 Politeness
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've mastered human manners, which is to say that you understand when it is and isn't appropriate to talk about various parts of human anatomy.
	So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2)

23025 Profound Shame
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You know which parts of human anatomy and behavior are dirty, and you can't stop thinking about them.  Just like a human!
	Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3)

23026 Rigid Armbones
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You have thick heavy sticks inside your upper appendages that makes it harder to separate them from the rest of you.  Like a person!
	Damage Absorption +30

23027 Rigid Legbones
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	The lower pseudopods of your human-like form now have big thick rods going through them, just like a the lower pseudopods of a person does!
	Damage Absorption +40

23028 Rigid Pelvis
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	The groin and butt part of your body is even more human than it was before with the addition of a rigid framework for protecting important parts of your plumbing.
	Damage Absorption +50

23029 Rigid Headbone
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	The upper protuberance of your human-like shape now has a hard sphere in it to protect your real human identity and cognition!
	Damage Absorption +60

23030 Rigid Rib Cage
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Your body contains a very hard cage that protects the tender and vulnerable and juicy bits inside it.  It's such a human thing to contain!
	Damage Absorption +70

23031 Calluses
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed a thickening of certain parts of your exterior gelatin sac, just like humans get when they play the guitar a lot, or do actual work.
	Damage Reduction: 5

23032 Cartilage
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	A lot of your bone-like things have little shock-absorbing bits attached to them now, just like a real human person's bone-like things!
	Damage Reduction: 5

23033 Spinal Discs
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	The central rear portion of your gelatinous goo-body is full of small, shock-absorbing discs.  It's such a human thing for it to be full of!
	Damage Reduction: 10

23034 Shock-Absorbing Joints
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	The parts where the hardest sections of your internal gel meet have developed a cushiony lair of extremely human tissue, which protects you from harm.
	Damage Reduction: 10

23035 Overalls
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed a thick denim coating that covers most of the external surface of your gelatinous fluid sac.  You'll be right at home among humans!
	Damage Reduction: 20

23036 Hamstrings
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've got some cords between the upper and lower part of your ambulation pseudopods that let you move fast and leap around like a real moving and leaping person!
	+10% Combat Initiative

23037 Ankle Joints
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	The feet part of your pseudopods can now rotate relative to the legs part of your pseupods, instead of just sort of squishing around.  It's a very human way to move your feet parts.
	+20% Combat Initiative

23038 Kneecaps
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've got weird floating hard things in the knee parts of your ambulatory pseudopods that make you better at jumping and running and other human things that involve extending human legs.
	+30% Combat Initiative

23039 Achilles Tendons
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've got some weird stringy things between your leg parts and your foot parts, which makes it so you can run faster and get out of the way of things more easily.  Things that threaten a human -- like you!
	+40% Combat Initiative

23040 Anterior Cruciate Ligaments
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've got the kind of ligaments that humans have that allow them to quickly dart behind crosses when threatened in a church.  It's a very important human ability to have!
	+50% Combat Initiative

23041 Work Ethic
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed one of humanity's most important trait -- a sense of pride in your work, no matter how ultimately pointless that work is.
	+3 Stats Per Fight

23042 Basic Self-Worth
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Y'know, you're starting to feel like you're okay.  Like, maybe you're not 100% human yet, but you're you, and maybe that's just fine.
	+3 Stats Per Fight

23043 Sense of Purpose
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	In your relentless quest to become human, you've discovered the very human property of relentless questing.
	+5 Stats Per Fight

23044 Sense of Pride
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You're capable of looking at the things you've accomplished on the road towards becoming more human and feeling good about them.
	+5 Stats Per Fight

23045 Arrogance
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You're pretty sure that you're not only a real human, but probably one of the best humans that has ever lived.
	+7 Stats Per Fight

23046 Central Hypothalamus
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed the portion of the human hypothalamus that makes you hungry, allowing you to somewhat understand the human desire to consume things for energy.
	+1 Adventures when you absorb an item

23047 Rudimentary Alimentary Canal
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed something kind of like a mouth and throat, which lets you dabble with the conversion of objects crammed into your gullet into energy.
	+1 Adventures when you absorb an item

23048 Stomach-Like Thing
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've got a sac in your fluid-filled abdomen that serves a purpose similar to that of the human stomach.  That gurgling sound means you're hungry!
	+2 Adventures when you absorb an item

23049 Small Intestine
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed an important portion of the organ system humans use for converting potato chips into heartbeats.
	+2 Adventures when you absorb an item

23050 Large Intestine
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've got a yawning gulf in the bottom part of your body that really wants to be filled with food.
	+3 Adventures when you absorb an item

23051 Lysosomes
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed an approximation of one of the systems humans use for breaking food down into energy.
	+5 Stats when you absorb an item

23052 Mitochondria
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Your cells are full of some of the same energy-processing organelles humans have in their cells.  Dyno-mite!
	+10 Stats when you absorb an item

23053 Ribosomes
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Your cells are getting so human!  You're converting things into protein left and right!
	+15 Stats when you absorb an item

23054 Vacuoles
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Your cells are chock full of vacuoles, and nature loves them!
	+20 Stats when you absorb an item

23055 Golgi Apparatus
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Golgi, oh, joy is you!  You've got one of the most important organelles known to man!  Now if you could only develop the knowledge of what it does.
	+25 Stats when you absorb an item

23056 Veins
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've got real blood vessels, just like a person!  There's so much blood in them!
	Maximum HP +20%

23057 Arteries
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Now we're talking.  You've got an entire network of roads your tiny blood trucks can use to deliver chemicals to all of the different hungry parts of your body.  Humans are so interesting!
	Maximum HP +30%

23058 Small Left Kidney
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've got a left kidney!  It's sort of small, but hey, it's still a kidney, and it's still good for purifying all of your blood and blood-like fluids.
	Maximum HP +40%

23059 Oversized Right Kidney
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Now that you've got a real kidney, it's time to start being way more careful on business trips.
	Maximum HP +50%

23060 Beating Human Heart
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've done it!  You've evolved a real, throbbing human heart, right there in your the chest part of your central goo sac.  You're finally capable of using your blood to its fullest potential, and also of love.  I love you, blood!
	Maximum HP +100%

23061 Left Brain Hemisphere
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed one of the important parts of a human nervous system.  There's finally somewhere for all of the neural electricity to go!
	Maximum MP +20%

23062 Right Brain Hemisphere
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed the part of the brain responsible for that most human of activities -- wasting time and energy on pointless creative projects.
	Maximum MP +30%

23063 Parasympathetic Nervous System
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed the network of nerve fibers that tell humans when it's time to eat, when it's time to excrete, and whether you should also try reproducing at the same time as either of those things.  Now, later, yes and no are the answers, in case you were wondering.
	Maximum MP +40%

23064 Sympathetic Nervous System
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've got a network of nerves similar to the ones humans use to decide what things to kill and what things to run away from.
	Maximum MP +50%

23065 Spinal Cord
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed a huge bundle of nerve fibers leading from your fluid-filled neck region to your soggy pelvic part.  It's great for transmitting electricity between those two places, if you need to do that for any reason.
	Maximum MP +100%

23066 Left Eyeball
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've got a left eye floating in there somewhere, just like humans use to see stuff!
	+20% Item Drops from Monsters

23067 Right Eyeball
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've got a right eyeball floating around in your goo head, allowing you to see more stuff that you'd see if you didn't.
	+20% Item Drops from Monsters

23068 Optic Nerves
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed the mechanism that allows human eyes to talk to human brains.  So if you've got either or both of those, you're in good shape.  Actually, since we're playing pretty fast and loose with the biology here, let's just say you're in good shape anyway.
	+30% Item Drops from Monsters

23069 Saccade Reflex
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've learned to subconsciously jerk your eyes back and forth (or the eye-adjacent parts of your head-fluid sac) in order to improve your visual perception of the stuff in front of you.  Human biology is so fascinating!
	+40% Item Drops from Monsters

23070 Visual Cortex
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed the slabs of brain matter that humans use to analyze information from their eyes and create the conceptual framework that serves as their reality.
	+50% Item Drops from Monsters

23071 Pinky Fingers
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed small pseudopods in about the same place humans keep their little fingers.  Now you can tell people you've got more gelatinous goo in your little finger than most people have in their whole body.
	+10% Pickpocket Chance

23072 Ring Fingers
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed small, thin pseudopods approximating the fourth fingers of human hands.  Time to start looking for a spouse!
	+20% Pickpocket Chance

23073 Middle Fingers
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed long, thin pseudopods that provide a reasonable facsimile of the most important of the human fingers if the human in question isn't picking his nose or trying to point at something.
	+30% Pickpocket Chance

23074 Index Fingers
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed small pseudopods in the place on your arm sacs where your hands would be if you had hands.  It's great for pointing at things and picking where your nose would be.
	+40% Pickpocket Chance

23075 Thumbs
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Who's got two stubby fluid filled pseudopods approximating thumbs and feels all the more human for it?  You do!
	+50% Pickpocket Chance

23076 The Concept of Property
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Like a human, you now understand that some things belong to you, and some things belong to other beings, at least until you've beaten them up.
	+30% Meat from Monsters

23077 Financial Ambition
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've learned to do what humans do best, which is to want more money.
	+40% Meat from Monsters

23078 Business Acumen
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You're well versed in the myriad ways that one person's money can become your money.
	+50% Meat from Monsters

23079 Sense of Entitlement
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Like most humans, you just don't see any reason you shouldn't have everything that you want, right now.
	+60% Meat from Monsters

23080 Pathological Greed
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Like a human, you want it all, and like all humans except for Mike Patton, you're sure that you can have it.
	+70% Meat from Monsters

23081 Triceps
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've got muscles that help extend the arm parts of your gelatinous fluid.  You can throw baseballs and punch people, just like a human!
	Muscle +5

23082 Biceps
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've got the kind of muscle you can point at and say "Look at this muscle, fellow humans!"  I mean, there's one on each arm, so you'll have to point at each of them separately, but still.
	Muscle +10

23083 Abdominal Muscles
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed something like the gut-mounted washboard human bodybuilders strive for.
	Muscle +15

23084 Pectoral Muscles
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've learned to do that trick where you can voluntarily flex the muscles in a part of your body that doesn't normally move.  Well, you could always do that, but now you can do it and there are real human muscles in there sloshing around while you do it.
	Muscle +20

23085 Gluteus Maximus
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've finally developed that most important of human muscles, the butt.
	Muscle +25

23086 Object Permanence
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed the popular human delusion that things are there even when you're not looking at them.
	Mysticality +5

23087 Abstract Reasoning
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed the ability some humans have to perform logical operations that don't involve cement.
	Mysticality +10

23088 Deductive Reasoning
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've learned the tricks of notable human Sherlock Holmes, who could often deduce from a man's nametag that that man works at a gas station.
	Mysticality +15

23089 Introspection
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've learned to think about thinking, the way humans do.  Some of the most impressive humans can take it one step further, and think about Introspection!  That seems like a waste of time to you, though, so you probably won't try it.
	Mysticality +20

23090 Algebra
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've mastered algebra, the most advanced human mental discipline.
	Mysticality +25

23091 Sense of Style
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Like a cool human, you've learned enough to make you ashamed of most of the clothes you own.
	Moxie +5

23092 Vestibular System
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've got the organs humans use to be good at not falling over, like the opposite of Chevy Chase.
	Moxie +10

23093 Sense of Humor
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Like a hilarious human, you know exactly why the chicken crossed the salad.
	Moxie +15

23094 Sense of Sarcasm
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You totally don't have a sense of sarcasm.  Like at all.  You really, really mean it.
	Moxie +20

23095 Sunglasses
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've evolved a pair of dark lenses that cover your eyes, like the very coolest of humans.
	Moxie +25

23096 Fingernails
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed the vestigial claws that humans use, mostly for removing labels from things but occasionally for self-defense.
	Weapon Damage +7

23097 Palms
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed the flat part of the hand that humans use for slapping other humans.
	Weapon Damage +9

23098 Elbows
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've evolved the part of the human body that basketball players use to commit fouls against each other.
	Weapon Damage +11

23099 Knees
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed the part of the human body evolved to be smashed into the groin part of human anatomy during unsportsmanlike fights.
	Weapon Damage +13

23100 Knuckles
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed the most important aspect of the human body for people whose primary concern is punching.
	Weapon Damage +15

23101 Warm Smile
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Like a real, friendly human, you're capable of bending your eating-parts into a crescent that makes people like you more.
	+3 Hot Damage

23102 Warm Heart
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Your heart is hotter than the surrounding environment by several degrees, just like a caring and nurturing and real and genuine and honest human being!
	+5 Hot Damage

23103 Warm Blood
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You don't need to bask on a rock to stay warm, just like a human doesn't!
	+7 Hot Damage

23104 Choleric Humours
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Your body is chock full of fire-aligned fluids, just like they used to think a real human's body was.
	+9 Hot Damage

23105 Hot Headedness
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You once heard that some humans are hot-headed, so you've developed some short-range flamethrower organs in your gelatinous scalp.
	+11 Hot Damage

23106 Cool Head
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Like a human, you know how to keep a cool head under pressure.  Unlike a human, the evaporative qualities of your cranial fluid sac make the coolness literal.
	+3 Cold Damage

23107 Cool Heels
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed some rigid parts on the bottoms of your leg sacs, but you haven't figured out how to get that human warming fluid to flow into them correctly, so they're pretty chilly.
	+5 Cold Damage

23108 Cold Feet
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You really want to be a human, but you're sort of nervous about it...
	+7 Cold Damage

23109 Cold Heart
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You have this weird heart thing in your gooey chest cavity, but you're not really sure how to use it.
	+9 Cold Damage

23110 Ice Water In Your Veins
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You heard a human described once as having ice water in his veins, and you were pretty sure they meant it literally.  You've developed exactly that!
	+11 Cold Damage

23111 Bad Breath
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed a foul smell in your eating-hole, a thing many genuine, real humans have!
	+3 Stench Damage

23112 Armpit Sweat Glands
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	The dank crevasses under your fluid-filled arm sacs now smell slightly worse than the rest of your body.  Just like a human!
	+5 Stench Damage

23113 Armpit Hair
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've got some external fur to help you wrangle your musk.  It's very human!
	+7 Stench Damage

23114 Weak Esophageal Sphincter
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed a structure very similar to the things humans have that make it so they constantly emit foul-smelling belches.
	+9 Stench Damage

23115 Thriving Gut Flora
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've got whole civilizations of nasty-smelling bacteria living in your nether regions.  It's all the rage among humans these days!
	+11 Stench Damage

23116 Sunken Cheeks
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Your slimy cheek-parts are hollow and sunken, giving your slimy face-part a slightly disconcerting cast.
	+3 Spooky Damage

23117 Pallid Skin
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Your facial gelatin has developed a pale, opaque coating.  It looks just like a scary human face!
	+5 Spooky Damage

23118 Dark Circles Under Your Eyes
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	The part of your gelatinous face-area just below where your eyes are (or would be if you had eyes) is dark.  It makes you look tired, like a human, but in a scary way.
	+7 Spooky Damage

23119 Vacant Stare
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Your eyes, which may or may not look like human eyes but almost certainly do not function like human eyes, can't really focus, which leads you to constantly and spookily stare off into the distance in a way that humans find unnerving.
	+9 Spooky Damage

23120 Visible Skull
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Whether you absorbed a skull or made one out of something else you absorbed, you are definitely a creature with a horrifying, visible human skull floating in the fluid that serves as your head.
	+11 Spooky Damage

23121 Sweaty Palms
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed clammier-than-usual palms, which is really saying something given your baseline level of clamminess.
	+3 Sleaze Damage

23122 Waxy Ears
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed the ability to produce a slimy, nasty goo from your earholes.  Given that your earholes are already made of slimy, nasty goo, it's not as much of an accomplishment as you might think.
	+5 Sleaze Damage

23123 Oily Scalp
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	The very top part of your gelatinous body sac has developed the ability to produce a lot of extra oil, just like a human!
	+7 Sleaze Damage

23124 Flop Sweat
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've learned to constantly pour fluid from your forehead (which is already made of fluid) down onto the rest of your body (which is also already made of fluid) in a way that humans think is really skeevy-looking.
	+9 Sleaze Damage

23125 Thrustable Pelvis
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've developed the musculature necessary to salaciously thrust your pelvic area around.  You didn't need to develop the desire to do so -- we're all born with that.
	+11 Sleaze Damage

23201 Gelatinous Punch
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: 5
	Approximates a human punch!

23202 Gelatinous Headbutt
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: 15
	Approximates a human headbutt!

23203 Gelatinous Kick
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: 30
	Approximates a human kick