Touhou's Bizarre adventure Chapter 8: Bloody Battle!

Outside of the Human Village, was a dojo like house. All that could be heard was a slap. 'Tomoko!! Where the hell have you been at this hour! I've been worried sick about you!!' yelled a mother. Tomoko had a slap mark from her mother slapping her. 'M.Mother' she said weakly. 'I'm sorry I left, but I'm glad you're safe. But...where's Kuji?' Tomoko's mother sat and covered her face as she cried. 'Mother?' Tomoko was unsure what her mother is crying about.

'Kuji.....Kuji was causing a rampant. Your father tried to stop him, but Kuji punched your father left out as he slammed the door' she explained to her daughter. This caused Tomoko to gasp. 'Oni-San.... left?!' Tomoko was in panic from hearing about Kuji leaving. Outside, Marisa, Ran, the real Keine and Kaiser Zeppeli. This meant one thing for them. Her mother was unsure what Tomoko is all panicy for. 'Tomoko, what's wrong? Why are you frighten for some reason?' Tomoko's mother asked.

Tomoko held her head and thought where her big brother Kuji. Outside, she could imagine where he is. Inside of Sakuya's castle. All that was her was a scream. 'KUUUUJIIIIII!!!'


Kuji was just looking board with no care that he is in the castle of a vampire mistress, Sakuya Izayoi. He is chained in the walls of a fancy room. She had youkai cats she made, wearing Indian style bikinis. Sakuya turn to Kuji. The youkais looked at Kuji with a lustful stare. 'What do you think? Love my castle?' She asked. 'You might love the place when you get used to it. I do wish you take your time and make a good decision, Monsieur. I can give you any woman you want. You can even have me, if that's fine?' Sakuya smirked.

The first youkai smirked and said 'Why don't we just eat this human? He looks buff and juicy enough to eat' she hissed with a cat manner, but then Sakuya grabbed her and tore her head off with chop of her hand. The dead youkai dropped to the ground dead. Watching the death of a youkai didn't intimidate Kuji. 'I decide who eats when I'm here! Those who do not follow how I decide does are not fit to live!' Sakuya dropped the head.

Sakuya walked to Kuji and stopped to where he stands 'So, handsome... Would you like to become my king? I can offer you pleasure and ever lasing youth. I will offer you a choice, but do make the right one. I won't force you like I did to other humans. I can make you a youkai of strength. How about that? Wanna join me, handsome?' As Sakuya said her words to Kuji. Kuji had the shadow all over his eyes. He muttered the one word. 'Bitch...' 'What was that?' Sakuya said unsure what he just said. Kuji looked at her with a crossed face and then spitted at her. 'I said your a bitch, you damn succubus!' Kuji insulted.

Sakuya still had the dark smile at her face. 'I liked you. But I guess you rather be snack for them. Very well. A shame you made the wrong the decision. If I'm not your type---' Kuji saw some blue drool coming down. It was a lady youkai with a green ponytail and pale skin, hissing like a snake. It pounce down to catch Kuji. Surprised, he leaped out of the way as the youkai crashed the part of the wall, freeing him. Kuji watched as he prepared himself against this youkai. 'It a shame to lose a very handsome looking man like you, but if you don't like my taste, then all you are good for is dinner to my youkais after all, so my youkai, Mamushi will feast on you' Sakuya quoted 'Ta ta, Monsieur'

The green hair youkai hissed out a snake like tongue. Kuji got ready to fight this somewhat snake like youkai. 'I'll play with you first before I eat you' hissed Mamushi. The youkai charged at Kuji, but he retaliated at the distance and punched her the moment she came near her. As soon as he did, he found a piece of dead skin on his fist. Mamushi chuckled and pilled her dead and showed off a light skin of her face. 'Thank you, handsome, for pilling off my skin. For that kindness, I'll be sure your death be swift' The snake youkai said as she revealed her fangs and hissed.

Mamushi brought out some gaps and started shooting danmakus at Kuji. He dodged them the best way he could, but one hit his leg. He flinched as he gasped in pain. He kneel down to the ground and embrace himself for the youkai snake to kill him, but then it happened. A big danmaku shot hit her head, making her scream as it sting her. 'AHhhhhhh! Who did that!? Show yourself!' Mamushi demanded as she hissed. Then came a voice. 'Up here!' The voice that spoke belonged to Marisa Kirisama. The youkai looked up and saw her. 'Hope you don't mind, but we let ourselves in! I'm Sakuya's main target that's looking for her! Tell me where she is and I might leave you in one piece!' Marisa warned.

Marisa jumped down and prepared herself to battle with Mamushi. She hissed at her and charged at the magical witch. But Marisa pushed Mamushi backwards. Marisa gave her a come here sign, ready for what ever came next to her next. When she got up close to her, the snake youkai bit Marisa at her arm. 'Aooww!' This made Marisa yelp in pain and brought her to push Mamushi. The snake youkai turned back to Marisa with a smirk to her face. 'Haa! You fell for it!' Mamushi laughed wickedly. Marisa examined her arm and saw a blue ooze leaking out her arm. 'What is this stuff?' Marisa wondered. Up top were Ran, Kaiser, Keine and Tomoko watching the fight from the top of the castle halls. 'What's happening?' Tomoko mustered her words from the mount of fear.

Mamushi turned to Marisa and revealed her snake fangs in proof that she is a dark youkai. 'Holy shit!' yelled Nitori as she jumped back. 'That youkai is a snake! To a snake youkai, she's almost like cobra and a viper in mixtures of the types!' Nitori finished explaining. 'And she got Marisa to get a perfect bite!' pant Tomoko. The snake youkai laughed evilly as she hissed at Marisa to finish her off. But then 'Good grief!' Marisa spoke as she balled her fist to her right arm where she was bit from. 'I don't have time to playing with Sakuya's puppets!' The snake demon got shooting danmakus at Marisa, but she dodged the snake's bolts of bullets. Marisa charged at Mamushi and grabbed her jaw. the snake woman tried to free herself from Marisa's grip, but it was to no avail. From such a quick miracle, Marisa made her right arm pump into a muscle, squeezing the blue poison out.

The five members were amazed from Marisa escaping death. 'Amazing! She squeezed the poison from her arm! She sure learned well to use blood flow of her hamon from a short time' Ran said amused. 'It's because of Reimu Hakurei's life energy she was able to get stronger before she died' Quoted Nitori.

Mamushi went in to charge at Marisa, but Marisa gave the youkai a double slap to the face, causing her to get dizzy. 'I'll kill anyone of you that gets in my way!' Marisa brought out her mini hakkero and used her hamon. "Sunlight Sendo Master Spark!" She shoot the blast to the snake youkai's face, causing her head to disintegrate. The body of the snake youkai fell lifeless. As the youkai was dead, Tomoko was giggling as she got to Kuji 'Oni-San!' she yelled happily as she held on to Kuji. Normally Kuji would want to punch her, but he smiled to her and held to her.

The three other hamon users landed on their foot and they all nodded in agreement. They left Kuji and Tomoko to leave the castle for home. As Marisa, Keine, Ran, Kaiser and Nitori got up to the stairs, they opened the doors and saw Sakuya, standing out of the view of the castle. They took a good look at Sakuya as she stood, wearing a black maid suit(Note: It's the made suit from the touhouvania). She smirked as she knew who were coming. Keine sat behind her comrades to finish the job. She didn't want Sakuya to know that she's still alive. 'I'm sorry, but I can't let Sakuya know that I'm still alive, so I'm afraid I have to leave you on your own' Keine exclaimed to them.

They all nodded and they got up close to Sakuya, she seemed like she was expecting them. Marisa looked made from just looking at her. 'Sakuya! I've come back to finish you off!' Marisa yelled at her. 'Still alive, Marisa?' Sakuya said in a ladylike manner. She turned to Marisa and continued 'Since you are, that means you defected my two were youkais' Then came her dark youkais. 'Let's us kill them, Mistress Sakuya' one of her following youkais said with terror. 'I'll make her death quick and painless, but gruesome!' Marisa walked up. 'Sakuya!' Marisa continued to yell. At this point, it matters not who she has to fight, but she wanted to get to Sakuya. However Sakuya brought out her hand and stopped them. 'No. This one is mine. Your Mistress Sakuya will take care of this personally' As she said, Marisa prepared for the battle that's about to happen.

'Now Marisa, let me be honest with you. I didn't want to do this. Not after our first battle. I only wanted to kill you because I thought you were some whelp. While I was growing up with you in my mansion, I started to grow fund of you at first, then when you thought you, I found you somewhat amazed you stood against me, so I didn't want to kill you. That's why I had my two youkai warriors to deal with you. Trying to make you a youkai wouldn't be pleasant' Sakuya explained to herself to Marisa. Marisa balled her fist 'But I realized I underestimated you. It was getting to the point I was too soft on you as a mistress' Sakuya brought her fangs and brought out her terror face on. 'So I will have you slaughtered without regret!' Marisa got to her fighting position. 'That goes for me too! I won't let you live under these conditions!' Marisa yelled.

'I almost forgot, TouHou, where's that naked arm pitted shrine maiden you were with? Did she run off?' Sakuya smirked. Thinking about what happened to Reimu. 'Sakuya! I will show you how I feel!' Marisa said and got ready to fight. 'For I Marisa Kirisame, the magical witch, will kill you for the right of the world!' As she said those words, Sakuya opened herself wide open and extended her fingers for the joy of fighting. 'Then have at thee!' Sakuya said and brought herself an embrace to fight.


Both Sakuya and Marisa got to their fighting stance. Marisa was pump to fight her, but then she was grabbed by the shoulder. She turned to see Kaiser that grabbed her. "Kaiser?" Marisa spoke surprised. The grand-master walked up close. "Marisa, allow me to handle this" Kaiser walked up close to see Sakuya Izayoi. "Reimu and I shared a never breaking bond together. I took care of her, feed her, trained her since the day her parents were slaughtered" Kaiser looked back to the memories when he saved Reimu in his teen age and had a child on when Reimu was old enough. Then pointed his finger at Sakuya, wanting to avenge Reimu's death. "Sakuya! I will send you straight to the depths of hell!" Kaiser finished.

Marisa pulled her hand out to stop him. "Wait! She has powers you know nothing about!" But Kaiser didn't listen. But something about the way he's walking drove a nerve to the magical witch. Kaiser walked up as if he's either using speed or levitating his body to make ghost like figures appear out of his body. Sakuya had her finger near her chin, looking somewhat impress. "Ahhh, you can make yourself hover. With that kind of training, you are also able to make your body float in the air" Kaiser then got up and did as Sakuya stated. "But as you can see, I have gain power beyond human comprehension!"

Kaiser's moment was rather slow. In such a slow motion, he brought his foot ready to strike her. Sakuya had her arms spread as a pose to getting ready. "RAWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!" She howled. "You think you can hurt me with such a slow moment!?" She roared again and grabbed his feet. But Kaiser smirked at her for some reason. So he force Sakuya to spread his legs. It caught Sakuya off guard. "gotcha! You fell for it!" Kaiser exclaimed as he got his hands cross and made a golden glow to strike her. "Thunder Cross Attack!" Kaiser used his Hamon to strike at her. "Amazing! He can use both defense and offence with arms cross at the same time?!" Nitori exclaimed. "That's the same technique he taught me. No one has ever got past that style" Ran stated.

When Kaiser got is attacked close enough to hit Sakuya Izayoi, it.......stopped. The others were surprised to what is going on. Suddenly Kaiser Zeppeli saw that his body started to grow stiff and started to freeze. Everyone gasped, except for Marisa, who knew this would happen. "He's" When his body started to freeze, all was left was his head. "Muda muda muda!!" Sakuya yelled. "I-I can't move!" Kaiser exclaimed. Marisa was now shocked to see this happen to Kaiser. "Kaiser's been frozen in a instant!" Marisa stated. "Sakuya just froze the liquid in his body, changing his body into a ice sculpture in a flash! Now because of his body is frozen, his blood can't flow, meaning he can use his Hamon on Sakuya! That's Sakuya for you. She's always one step ahead of us. She froze Kaiser's body in all sides!" Nitori exclaimed. Kaiser cursed himself and at Sakuya. Forgot someone was killed in a similar manner before. "You damn harlot!" Kaiser cursed at Sakuya.

"How feeble of you, old man! You think I was not aware of your Hamon!? Please! I read histories about the outside world! I can tell by keeping an eye if someone is using this power! I always come prepared with options! Which means your attempts to avenge your little shit was pointless! So you might as well die along with that brat" Sakuya yelled at Kaiser. She started to grip at the icy limbs. Both Ran and Marisa were gasping in knowing what's about to happen. "Stop!" Marisa begged as she raised her hand to Sakuya. But she did not listen. In a quick instant, she tore the frozen man apart. They all gasped when they saw what happened. Keine even herself struck with terror from what just happened.

Sakuya turned to Marisa and pointed to her. "Marisa! It's your turn! I'll send you to your destruction, like I did to that pitiful fool!" Sakuya exclaimed. However, she was unaware that the head of Kaiser was still somehow alive. He used his mouth to grab the rose and spit to shoot it at Sakuya's face. Sakuya turned to the still living head of Kaiser with anger. "Hmph! The rose filled with Hamon can also sting. Like my family from the Zeppeli-es that died before in the battle like this, I'll join them and see her parents to tell them how well I took care of her" Kaiser quoted. Sakuya then started to grow furious and grinned her hand to a fist, making the head of Kaiser explode into nothing. No bone or any living chunks. Just dust. "Kaiser!" Ran and Marisa.

Sakuya took the rose throne off her wounded cheek and rubbed it. "You son of a bitch! How dare you! How dare you scratch my face!" Sakuya rant. Marisa was crying over Kaiser's death. But then she turned to Sakuya with rage "Nitori!" Marisa called to the kappa. "On it!" The kappa responded and threw the sword, alone with a broom to Marisa. "Sakuya! Now that I've seen your freezing ability, I know how to poor Hamon into you! I will use the sword to slay you, once and for all!" Stated Marisa.

Sakuya floated to the sky and looked down at the rose that struck her face. "You! You dare ruin my beautiful face with your Hamon, MORE DIRTIER THAN A CAT'S PISS!?" Sakuya then turned to Marisa and the others. "YOUR LUCK HAS RUN OUT!" Sakuya hissed at them. "I WILL FEED YOU TO MY YOUKAIS. THEY WILL SUCK THE MARROW FROM YOUR BONES" Sakuya roared as her youkais and onis appeared next to Marisa, Ran and Nitori. "Now she shows her true colors. Her gentleness is only an act to disguise her true self as the worse of the worse. Now that she's assaulted by the Hamon, she is showing herself who she truly is" Nitori stated.

The demons surrounded the Hamon users. Marisa was getting ready to fight them, but Ran jumped in Marisa's way. "Marisa, I will handle these man made youkais. Focus on Sakuya" Ran suggested Marisa. The witch nodded in agreement and used her broom and flew passed the man made youkais. "Come on! I'll take you on!" Ran gestured as the upcoming youkais. "A rose is known to living. Things like those can contract Hamon. Metal on the other hand, contracts differently!" She jumped from the horde and kicked down the chandelier, after filling it with Hamon, causing the youkais to scream in agony and they passed out. Outside, Keine saw the onis coming by, ready to feast on the human. "Guess I got some onis to deal with. I won't let you warm Sakuya that I'm still alive!" She put up her fist to getting ready to fight. "Marisa, I'm counting on you"


As Marisa got close to Sakuya, she got her fighting stance ready, while also having the sword ready to finish off Sakuya. "Marisa was on the rough start with Sakuya. She's more powerful than ever, thanks to Reimu and the ancestors' magic. She can now go toe to toe with Sakuya now. But Sakuya is so strong, she can bend steel like a pipe handle. This fight will determine the victory" Nitori quoted as she stood and watch.

In a pose, Sakuya clasped her hands together. Then came a ghostly figure of a blonde vampire, and Marisa stomped on the ground. Then appeared was a blue haired hero as a ghostly image as well(Note: Those ghost figures are Dio Brando and Jonathan Joestar). Sakuya leaped out of the pillar and howled. "RAWWWRRRRRRRRRRR!" Marisa howled in battle cry with Sakuya. "I'll scatter your remains!!" Sakuya threaten. "I'll purge Gensokyo from your dark schemes!" Marisa provoked. She threw some roses at Sakuya, making her cringe. She tried to scatter them away as some got to her eye "The damn bitch picked those roses while I wasn't looking!?" She hissed at Marisa as she scratches away from the roses, freezing them and then shattering them to crystals. As soon as Sakuya landed, Marisa raised her sword and circled to the right side, where Sakuya's blind at. "Now die!" Marisa yelled as she ran there.

Nitori was surprised when she turned there to Sakuya's blind spot. "Amazing! Marisa got to Sakuya's side where she's blind at!" Nitori stated.

Marisa let out a battle cry as she went to ram the sword at Sakuya. "Shit! I can't see where she's going with this eye! She's  too persistent!" Sakuya quoted to herself. When Marisa got to he side, Sakuya tried to be quick, but Marisa was a lot faster as she got off her arm. The youkai mistress screamed as she lost her arm. Then the magical witch sliced Sakuya from head to body in half.

"She did it! She defeated Sakuya!" Nitori stated as Sakuya gasped when she got sliced.

But it was too soon to celebrate. "Not quite, sucker!" Sakuya cracked. The two gasped.

Nitori gasp in shock. It was impossible for Sakuya to still be alive. But then again, she's no human or an ordinary youkai. "What's this?" Marisa spoke when she suddenly saw herself getting cold(actually getting turned into a living popsicle). "She's freezing me!" Marisa panic.

Sakura then used her other arm to pierce at Marisa's neck. "Weak!!!" "RAWWWRRRRRRRR!!!!!" Sakuya roared. While having a split face, it was like two twins speaking. "Now I'll make you my youkai slave!" She hissed at Marisa. She then played with Marisa's blood vessel. "I have suck out your blood vessel from your flesh! It feels so good to squeeze that fragile soft artery" Marisa got frighten as Sakuya was playing with them, so she tried to kick her off.

However, Sakuya connected her own kick, making their legs collide. As they did, Sakuya froze the witch's leg, then she did the same to Marisa's right foot frozen as well. Now she's trap in Sakuya's clutches. "She can even freeze with her legs?!" Marisa said in disbelief.

"Muda muda muda muda!!" Sakuya chanted. "Feel the cold despair! Make any move and I cut the vessel like a thread! Now I'm going to make it a slit, so I can put my vampire essence into your living body!" Sakuya proclaimed.

The kappa cringed in anger. Nitori has had enough of doing nothing. "I got to help her!" She stated, as she tried to get to Marisa, but as she tried to run to her, Sakuya's chopped off arm twitched. "Dark youkai! Hold off the weaklings as I play with our honored guest!" the vampire mistress ordered.

While Ren was keeping them busy, she couldn't hold them off for long. She couldn't get close to Marisa to save her. "There's just no end to them! I'll never reach her in time!" Rei shouted.

While the real Keine was keeping the other dark youkais bust. But so many keep coming. "At this point, I don't know if I should reveal myself to Sakuya. If I did, who knows what she'll do to me!" Keine said to herself.

While at the balcony, Sakuya still had Marisa at her hand. "Now, Marisa, I'll give you my vampiric blood, so you become the same as I am!" Sakuya stated.

"Don't think you've won, Sakuya! For you didn't realized you made one error!" Marisa said. "What was it?!" Sakuya replied.

"While you try to drain the blood out of me, you can freeze me at the same time! If you had just froze me, I wouldn't even be able to produce my Hamon, so you can't drain my blood. Your tactics have failed!" Marisa smirked.

Sakuya then realized something. Marisa is right. The witch was somehow melting away the ice. *Impossible! She has the sword near the flames. She's conducting the flames to the blade so the ice melts faster than I can freeze her! With that, Hamon is generating from the blade!* Marisa had her sword to the flaming pillar, via sending the sword to connect the Hamon, so Marisa could melt the ice. Sakuya tried to push Marisa to get her sword out of her.

By the time the vampire mistress freed herself from the blazing blade, she didn't prepare for what came next. 'Sunlight Yellow Overdrive!' When the attack was chanted, Marisa had a blazing fist and uppercut Sakuya.

"She hit her! She did it!" Nitori said excited, while holding off the dark youkais. Then came Ren that kicked the dark youkais away. "Not quite. The Hamon was not enough to get through her! Look!" the kitsune stated as she pointed to the battle. Nitori did as she was told and looked in disbelief.

Marisa cringed as her arm was frozen again. "Damn! Not again! All I could do was punch her!" Marisa cursed herself.

Sakuya recovered. "Your Hamon was not enough!" Sakuya exclaimed. She called in one of her bats and and got them to grab her decapitated arm. She then reattached it. "I will admit, I do adore your determination. It was quite unexpected to use fire to free yourself from my glacier ability" Sakuya then placed her face together, after getting sliced in half. "But nothing you do will escape from my cold wrath! I could freeze you if I wanted to. A fragile touch is just enough" Sakuya stated as she squeezed her hand to a fist. When she did that, Marisa felt the purple ooze pop out of her blood stream.

Marisa then exhale and got to her fighting position. "Oh? Still have some fight left in you? Well no matter, you still have no way of harming me. Your Hamon is useless" Sakuya exclaimed, then she made a wide and yelled. "Muda muda mudamudamudamudamudamudamuda!" Sakuya then raised her arms up in the air gracefully and elegantly. "A monkey like you can't defeat me! For I am Padio Brando!" Sakuya yelled, after yelling out her real name, she launches herself in the air to descend with a final strike. But Marisa had her fist clenched with her Hamond rising in her fist.

"Even a monkey has convictions to overcome a predator! That's why monkeys have evolved into  perfect being! And with that perfection, we humans will strive to become stronger!" Marisa yelled as she ran to Sakuya.

"Then I shall evolve you into a vampire like me, TouHou!" Sakuya put her hands to a V shape to strike Marisa.

Marisa then started spinning around. When the fire touched her fist, the flames then merged with her Hamon. It burned brightly. "Look! Her fist caught on fire! With the flame and Hamon, it'll be enough to burn through the Sakuya's ice powers!" Nitori stated with excitedly.

"Only one of us will die this night! HAMON SENDO FANTASY SEAL!" As Marisa shouted so loud, her body flashed from Marisa to Reimu repeatedly back to Marisa with a rainbow fist strike. "RAAAWWWRRRRRRRRRRRR!!" Sakuya howled as she blocked the attack. Both Reimu and Sakuya howled in fury as the battle continued to get heated up. Nitori, Ren and Keine, looking out the door were in awe from watching the intense battle.

Suddenly, Marisa was now getting through. She broke off of Sakuya's grip. In a instant, Marisa made a shoryuken style punch while spinning around. The punch got through Sakuya's stomach. Sakuya now started to disintegrate. "M.my body. I'm burning to ash! I was suppose to rule for centuries!" Sakuya said her words.

Marisa watches as Sakuya burns to nothing. *It had to be done Sakuya. I cared about you so much, that I couldn't allow you to live like this. I just want to free you from your curse* Marisa then started to cry.

"This is....my final attack!" Sakuya yelled as she raised her right arm, still holding enough to summon a red spear, then she threw it down at Marisa. The witch was at panic at first, but her reflex was enough to warn her, so she quickly dodged the spear from instinct. Where it was going to hit her, only hit some of the dark youkais. "S.She would've taken my head off with just one attack. I be dead if not for my reflexes" Marisa said to herself.

"Boy, that was close" Nitori yawned. "The last attack to be used, before a youkai would die" Ren stated.

As Sakuya continued to fall from the cliff, her body then split into two. She screamed in agony as she fell. Marisa watch while her tears watered. "Sakuya" Marisa spoke the last words, before she finally fainted.

"Human?" Nitori then got to her and checked on her. "Wait, she's just worn out. She should be. You've been through allot, Marisa" Nitori stated, but then she looked up to the skies and cried. "She did it! Sakuya's dead! Reimu, if you're watching, just know that Marisa finally did it! She has saved Gensokyo from this nightmare!" As Nitori shouted, the sky showed an image of Reimu, smiling down.