Vaxi, cum extractor for hire!

Masamaki: been breeding at a local farm? :P
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: I'm the semen extractor!
Masamaki: you know ya don't gotta use your body for that.. right?
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: The farmer's horses are of a highly prized breed, and they come with a sort of genetic pompous ass attitude, and won't just dump their load in any old mare who gets presented to them, so they extract their cum. They soon took a dislike to the handheld extractor tube, so the farmer started offering work to girls who'd be okay with letting the horses dump their gallons of very expensive seed in their wombs, and then let it pour out into a container to sell it from.
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: Don't worry I clean myself and the horse first so the product is of course 100% sterile(As sterile as cum gets...I'll say untainted by foreign bacteria!)
Masamaki: sounds like alot of work for some horse spunk.
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: Well uhm...
Masamaki: to each it's own though. Do whatever makes you happy ma'am.
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: A horse known as American Pharao is worth $100000 for a pint.
Masamaki: I see. times must be rough if that's what you're doing to make ends meet. :o
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: After winning the Triple Crown, American Pharoah’s sperm will be worth over $100,000 in February once the horse is out of commission.

Surprisingly, American Pharoah’s semen isn’t the most expensive sperm in the world. The top horse inseminator in the world is Tapit, who costs over $300,000 per session.
Masamaki: hmmm ok. Do you ever milk anything else?
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: I usually get called out for a horse extraction due to it being pricier and harder to accomplish. However sometimes I get a call from a person who's a showdog handler/owner who wants to sell their dog's semen after winning some big prize.
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: That's usually when the price for seed skyrockets...If an animal wins a prestigious prize or award, people want their foals/puppies etc. to have those genes...so...
Masamaki: such an odd occupation. *chuckles*
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: The dog one is a lot easier to keep safe too...A horse doesn't usually have as efficient a 'plug'...The plug is deeper inside me, and the seed comes in greater volume, and is generally worth more than a prize winning dog's load, so many extractors lose a contract because their cunts leaked a hefty amount of it.
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: To the people we work for, its like getting liquid gold pumped into our wombs...
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: It's bad if we start tipping the cauldron.
Masamaki: i see >3>
Masamaki: wouldn't want to tip cauldrons.
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: Eeexactly.
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: With dogs its easier.
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: Their load is generally smaller by several pints, than a horse's...
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: And the seal is at the hilt of their cock, rather than the head swelling.
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: So there's both more room to fill, and less seed to fill it with
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: So there's plenty of time to maneuver a container in under the tied extractor's orifice and wait for the knot to shrink.
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: Meaning you don't spill a single drop...Which can land a nice bonus.
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: That's why when I extract a load from a horse, I do it in a bit of an unorthodox way.
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: Instead of being on my back on a raised platform, or on all fours, I am on my back on the ground with my lower body in the air.
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: So when the horse cums, its like filling a bucket rather than trying to use a bucket lying on its side.
♥Vaxi, the Lovable Tyrant♥: Its hard to fill a container where the hole is on the side rather than at the top, no?