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<NeonProdigy> Oooone moment
<NeonProdigy> Everyone else to Exalted Kris: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGp9P6QvMjY
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<The_Reptile_> Would you like to tell the class what you did, Kris? :P
-*- NeonProdigy steps in front of the class, shuffling feet
<Ori> OK home
<Ori> what did you dooooo
<NeonProdigy> So Kris was looking for her past Self's Manse to help her get over her baggage of her past self being a horrific cannibal and having nightmares about it
<Ori> o-oh
<NeonProdigy> So she heads to THE REALM A MA-HA-SUCHI, a positively ancient and /mighty/ Lunar who wants to /burn all creation until the dragonblooded are dead as a whole/
<NeonProdigy> Because the manse is in his realm
<The_Reptile_> Not just the Dragonblooded
<Ori> ohhhh
<The_Reptile_> Everything they ever made and held dear :V
<Ori> So mortals
<NeonProdigy> Like 95% of creation, yeah :P
<NeonProdigy> So
<The_Reptile_> Which it is important to note basically composes 95% of Creation's Civilization
<NeonProdigy> She gets told that she needs to give him a gift when she meets him
<NeonProdigy> He accepts Meat, Arms, News of the Deaths of Dragonblooded...
<NeonProdigy> This last one made Kris go "Oh hey I'm golden!"
<NeonProdigy> Because in /our/ game, Mnemon is dead
<Ori> Yoooo https://labo.nintendo.com/kits/robot-kit/?eid=LaboAnnouncement_FC402AE3-7FAA-44DD-B0DD-CF1A46BDE22A
<NeonProdigy> So Kris meets him, he's able to make even /Kris/ stop being a shitlord and take things seriously, and she decides that yes, she actually /would/ like passage to her past self, Silent Amethyst Raven's, Manse
<NeonProdigy> He asks for her tribute
<The_Reptile_> And that's when Neon realizes the trap :V
<NeonProdigy> And I just /went straight on for it/
<NeonProdigy> Which is "Oh hey, Mnemon, the only person /crazy/ enough to point the Sword of Creation, the massive weapons system that the Scarlet Empress used to forcibly unite The Realm, at Ma Ha Suchi, is no longer a factor!"
<Ori> ...You FUCKT son
<The_Reptile_> At which point Suchi goes from a wise if supremely assholish Lunar Elder to
<The_Reptile_> Well
<NeonProdigy> Literally as an afterthought Suchi tells some of his beastmen to go take Kris to the manse as he's whipping up his warriors to put out the call TO ARMS to go and /invade The Realm/
<The_Reptile_> And the Scavenger Lands
<The_Reptile_> And the North
<The_Reptile_> Everything, really :V
<NeonProdigy> And /everything/ yes :P
<The_Reptile_> Basically, for your Warhammer folks Suchi went from being a wise if assholish Lunar Elder to fucking Khazrak One-Eye :V
<Ori> YOU FOOL
<NeonProdigy> Kris barely got the chance to /enjoy/ her Neuschwanstein Castle-esque Manse because she was so shellshocked, before snapping out of it to run back to Rokugan to let Ruby know how /hard/ she fucked up
<The_Reptile_> [More accurately Ghorthor but he's a tad more obscure than the literal face of the Beastmen faction]
<NeonProdigy> She /does/ have a decent Artifact and Hearthstone now, but it's anyone's guess if the rest of the Circle will let her keep them :P
<NeonProdigy> Aurora certainly wants Raven's Twisted Sight, a 4 Dot Artifact that adds +3 to Disguise attempts, +1 Guile, and allows Ranged Attacks from Medium Range without an Aim Action
<The_Reptile_> She'll mostly want it for the latter :V
<NeonProdigy> And Dream is going to have J take the Hearthstone when we find her a Warstrider so she can use it to turn it on :V