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  1. [22:37:10] [@Tacgnol`C}] [22:02:09] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] so yeah i think i should probably drive to her house and try to explain
  2. [22:37:11] [@politicalAnthropoligst] google wants to control the world basically
  3. [22:37:15] [@Tacgnol`C}] i was laughing before that
  4. [22:37:17] [@Tacgnol`C}] but when i saw that
  5. [22:37:26] [@aArOn_RoDgErS`] he was trolling by that point
  6. [22:37:26] [@Tacgnol`C}] my eyes nearly popped out of my head
  7. [22:37:27] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] rofl creeeeeeep
  8. [22:37:31] [@aArOn_RoDgErS`] he was trolling by that point
  9. [22:37:38] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] Yea he had to have been trolling with that one
  10. [22:37:48] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] lol
  11. [22:37:51] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] Because we were already telling him how bad of a story it was and how creepy he came off
  12. [22:38:06] [@Tacgnol`C}] well it sounds to me like mitch is a really pushy motherfucker when hes drunk
  13. [22:38:12] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] im not denying that
  14. [22:38:13] [@Tacgnol`C}] not to say this girl doesnt come off as a bit of a psycho
  15. [22:38:21] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] thank you
  16. [22:38:24] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] rofl
  17. [22:38:26] [@Tacgnol`C}] but it sounds like you may have violated her
  18. [22:38:31] [@Tacgnol`C}] you fuck
  19. [22:38:33] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] Yea right, you are 10x more psycho in this instance
  20. [22:38:37] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] i mean
  21. [22:38:43] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] Only thing saving you is the texts
  22. [22:38:46] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] i wasn't, aside from the parts where i was drunk as fuck
  23. [22:39:11] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] but she knew i said fucked up shit when im drunk already because when we met supposedly i kept telling her how cute she was over and over
  24. [22:39:13] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] She walked away from you in a party and then told you you had ot leave
  25. [22:39:17] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] ahaha...thats not her being a psycho
  26. [22:39:28] [@Tacgnol`C}] well yeah
  27. [22:39:29] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] Know wehat she was? a young chick who wanted to get laid
  28. [22:39:29] [@Tacgnol`C}] that part..
  29. [22:39:37] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] i mean
  30. [22:39:38] [@aArOn_RoDgErS`] a plaid tie? what are we in prep school
  31. [22:39:48] [@Tacgnol`C}] she was basically hinting at you strongly that she didnt want to get attached to you
  32. [22:39:51] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] only I know the shit she was saying this entire time
  33. [22:39:52] [@Tacgnol`C}] and you pushed anyway
  34. [22:39:52] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] It sounds to me l ike you creeped her out with wanting a relationship or something, telling her you loved her while shitfaced
  35. [22:40:02] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] lets make one thing clear
  36. [22:40:03] [@Tacgnol`C}] and she said NO strongly
  37. [22:40:05] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] i didnt tell her i loved her
  38. [22:40:06] [@Tacgnol`C}] and you were still like
  39. [22:40:13] [@Tacgnol`C}] I AM NOT GAY LET ME PROVE IT TO YOU
  40. [22:40:19] [@aArOn_RoDgErS`] rofl
  41. [22:40:33] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] DONT MAKE ME LOOK BAD IN FRONT OF MY FRAT, I WANT TO FUCK YOU IN FRONT OF EVERYONE
  42. [22:40:49] [@politicalAnthropoligst] rofl
  43. [22:40:52] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] basically shes like yeah i have shit going on and im like ok, well we've fucked multiple times and we've been getting to know each other so why not ask? woops raged
  44. [22:40:54] [@aArOn_RoDgErS`] i would love to fuck someone in front of everyone (by the way)
  45. [22:40:57] [@politicalAnthropoligst] mitch is in a frat?
  46. [22:41:08] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] depends
  47. [22:41:10] [@Tacgnol`C}] lynxx she didnt want your life
  48. [22:41:13] [@Tacgnol`C}] she wanted your penis
  49. [22:41:18] [@Tacgnol`C}] she certainly didnt want your mutant ass
  50. [22:41:26] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] my ass is healed now btw
  51. [22:41:26] [@aArOn_RoDgErS`] he might get kicked out now for being a creep politicalAnthropoligst...to catch u up on things.
  52. [22:41:31] [@Tacgnol`C}] yeah
  53. [22:41:35] [@politicalAnthropoligst] oh wow
  54. [22:41:40] [@aArOn_RoDgErS`] rofl
  55. [22:41:41] • Quit: (melkorLP) (melkorLP@c-98-225-250-129.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) (Ping timeout)
  56. [22:41:47] [@Tacgnol`C}] the frat is gonna kick him out because he botched a sorority's standing with the frat
  57. [22:41:48] [@aArOn_RoDgErS`] awesome response
  58. [22:42:02] [@Tacgnol`C}] all because he was fucking stupid
  59. [22:42:03] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] yeah basically
  60. [22:42:08] [@politicalAnthropoligst] jesus mitch, you're in hell at the moment huh?
  61. [22:42:09] [@Tacgnol`C}] a mild form of autism
  62. [22:42:12] [@Tacgnol`C}] didnt catch the social cues
  63. [22:42:17] [@Tacgnol`C}] screaming DONT PERSUE
  64. [22:42:17] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] im not sure which day was worse
  65. [22:42:20] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] that or when the ravens lost
  66. [22:42:25] [@mavLP] SUPERLYNXXX`
  67. [22:42:27] [@mavLP] frats are awful
  68. [22:42:31] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] I DONT WANT TO KNOW YOU MORE, I WANT TO FUCK YOU STOP FOLLOWING ME AROUND
  69. [22:42:34] [@Tacgnol`C}] mavLP shut the fuck right now
  70. [22:42:37] [@Tacgnol`C}] you joined the military
  71. [22:42:39] [@mavLP] whao
  72. [22:42:40] [@Tacgnol`C}] the gayest frat imaginable
  73. [22:42:41] [@mavLP] whoa
  74. [22:42:42] [@mavLP] whoa
  75. [22:42:46] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] listen usurp
  76. [22:42:48] [@mavLP] i agree Tacgnol`C}
  77. [22:43:11] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] They alwayswalk away
  78. [22:43:12] [@mavLP] ugh
  79. [22:43:13] • Join: (supernickk) (~veXednic@91.222.36.205)
  80. [22:43:13] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] rofl
  81. [22:43:16] [@mavLP] i can barely open my mouth
  82. [22:43:17] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] They dont stalk
  83. [22:43:18] [@Tacgnol`C}] i could have said that in a less gay way
  84. [22:43:19] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] what the fuck
  85. [22:43:24] [@mavLP] its so weird to eat yogurt
  86. [22:43:28] [@Tacgnol`C}] but anyway SUPERLYNXXX` you and athleet are like
  87. [22:43:28] [@aArOn_RoDgErS`] rofl
  88. [22:43:29] [@Tacgnol`C}] the same
  89. [22:43:29] [@aArOn_RoDgErS`] what
  90. [22:43:30] [@aArOn_RoDgErS`] hahaha
  91. [22:43:36] [@aArOn_RoDgErS`] 21:44 @mavLP • its so weird to eat yogurt
  92. [22:43:37] [@aArOn_RoDgErS`] sdafasf
  93. [22:43:38] [@Tacgnol`C}] the difference is athleet is a better troll
  94. [22:43:41] [@mavLP] aArOn_RoDgErS`
  95. [22:43:45] [@politicalAnthropoligst] yogurt is great
  96. [22:43:47] [@Tacgnol`C}] and he has half the arms you do
  97. [22:43:48] [@mavLP] i mean its difficult
  98. [22:43:49] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] well adam wouldnt have gotten drunk and fucked it up in the first place
  99. [22:43:51] [@aArOn_RoDgErS`] greek yogurt is so great
  100. [22:43:57] [@mavLP] i can open my mouth like 1/2 of what i normally can
  101. [22:44:01] [@Tacgnol`C}] you're right, adam wouldnt have been in that situation
  102. [22:44:03] [@aArOn_RoDgErS`] .
  103. [22:44:06] [@mavLP] well i have to be on a soft diet for 2 days
  104. [22:44:13] [@Tacgnol`C}] he would try to flex and his lil broccoli stalk arms would scare them off
  105. [22:44:30] [@Tacgnol`C}] essentially mitch
  106. [22:44:32] [@Tacgnol`C}] what the fuck
  107. [22:44:41] [@Tacgnol`C}] i wasnt aware you were capable of fucking up like that
  108. [22:44:46] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] rofl neither was I
  109. [22:44:51] [@politicalAnthropoligst] greek yogurt
  110. [22:44:53] [@politicalAnthropoligst] hell yeah
  111. [22:44:55] [@politicalAnthropoligst] honey kind
  112. [22:44:56] [@Tacgnol`C}] mav punched a cop
  113. [22:44:57] [@mavLP] wtf is going on though
  114. [22:45:04] [@mavLP] im confused
  115. [22:45:10] [@Tacgnol`C}] adam is a pathological liar psychopath
  116. [22:45:11] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] I think perceived rape is worse than punching a cop
  117. [22:45:14] [@Tacgnol`C}] you...you have no excuse
  118. [22:45:16] [@mavLP] what
  119. [22:45:17] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] hahaha
  120. [22:45:18] [@Tacgnol`C}] yeah it really really is usurp
  121. [22:45:19] [@mavLP] you raped a chick SUPERLYNXXX`
  122. [22:45:27] [@mavLP] !k SUPERLYNXXX`
  123. [22:45:27] [@Tacgnol`C}] he didnt quite rape her
  124. [22:45:31] [@Tacgnol`C}] he was pretty much all like
  125. [22:45:32] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] no some chick thought SUPERLYNXXX` was trying to rape her
  126. [22:45:32] [@Tacgnol`C}] "SEX"
  127. [22:45:37] [@Tacgnol`C}] shes like no no we're done
  128. [22:45:44] [@Tacgnol`C}] he responds with
  129. [22:45:45] [@Tacgnol`C}] SEX
  130. [22:45:45] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] !kb mavLP
  131. [22:45:45] • Mode: (ChanServ) sets (-o+b mavLP *!*@IScorpI.user.gamesurge)
  132. [22:45:45] • Info: This (*!*@IScorpI.user.gamesurge) ban affects: (mavLP)
  133. [22:45:45] • Kick: (mavLP) was kicked by (ChanServ) ((SUPERLYNXXX`) Bye.)
  134. [22:45:56] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] Can you please at least visit her house to just go over the top with it?
  135. [22:45:58] [@Tacgnol`C}] shes like seriously dude no
  136. [22:45:59] • Mode: (ChanServ) sets (-b *!*@IScorpI.user.gamesurge)
  137. [22:46:01] [@politicalAnthropoligst] he responded with the word sex?
  138. [22:46:01] [@Tacgnol`C}] lynxx responds with
  139. [22:46:03] [@Tacgnol`C}] IM COMING OVER
  140. [22:46:06] • Join: (mavLP) (mavLP@IScorpI.user.gamesurge)
  141. [22:46:06] • Mode: (ChanServ) sets (+o mavLP)
  142. [22:46:08] [@mavLP] hi
  143. [22:46:09] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] i mean not quite but basically
  144. [22:46:10] [@politicalAnthropoligst] oh weird
  145. [22:46:11] [@Tacgnol`C}] shes like pls dont im unarmed
  146. [22:46:14] [@Tacgnol`C}] lynxx responds with
  147. [22:46:18] [@Tacgnol`C}] MY DICK IS IN YOUR VAGINA
  148. [22:46:20] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] i didnt like physically force myself on her or anything
  149. [22:46:24] [@Tacgnol`C}] she shrugs and disowns him the next day
  150. [22:46:41] [@Tacgnol`C}] i think you did
  151. [22:46:43] • Quit: (supernickk) (~veXednic@91.222.36.205) (Quit)
  152. [22:46:44] [@politicalAnthropoligst] just being a creep
  153. [22:46:46] [@politicalAnthropoligst] ok
  154. [22:46:54] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] is it really being a creep when ur wasted
  155. [22:46:54] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] rofl if youre blacking out and forcing yourself on chicks verbally its only a matter of time before you blackout while fooling around and she thinks your raping her
  156. [22:47:04] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] yes
  157. [22:47:08] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] its worse when youre wasted
  158. [22:47:09] [@politicalAnthropoligst] yes
  159. [22:47:12] [@politicalAnthropoligst] yes
  160. [22:47:12] [@politicalAnthropoligst] yes
  161. [22:47:13] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] there was minimal creepiness involved
  162. [22:47:14] [@Tacgnol`C}] !topic Lynxx idolizes ray lewis - performs lesser crime (rape) in emulation
  163. [22:47:15] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] because when youre sober your adctively hiding it
  164. [22:47:15] • Topic: (ChanServ) changes topic to ((« #supermen ¬ fitness.club.invite ¬ News: Lynxx idolizes ray lewis - performs lesser crime (rape) in emulation))
  165. [22:47:15] [@politicalAnthropoligst] usurp got it
  166. [22:47:16] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] hahaha
  167. [22:47:29] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] it was more me wanting to talk to her
  168. [22:47:35] [@politicalAnthropoligst] there is quite a bit of creepyness involved
  169. [22:47:35] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] which is like totally understandable when ur wasted
  170. [22:47:38] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] lol
  171. [22:47:40] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] no
  172. [22:47:42] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] no its not
  173. [22:47:43] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] rofl
  174. [22:47:47] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] its not understandable at all
  175. [22:47:52] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] you were asked to fucking leave a party
  176. [22:47:59] [@politicalAnthropoligst] oh my
  177. [22:48:00] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] do you know how creepy you have to be to have that happen?
  178. [22:48:01] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] lets get this part straight also
  179. [22:48:01] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] haha
  180. [22:48:07] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] i left with about 10 people
  181. [22:48:10] [@Tacgnol`C}] usurp ive never been asked to leave a party
  182. [22:48:10] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] and the rest came shortly after
  183. [22:48:13] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] because of you
  184. [22:48:15] [@politicalAnthropoligst] mitch is that dude
  185. [22:48:16] [@Tacgnol`C}] but if i drink a LOT LOT LOT LOT
  186. [22:48:17] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] you were kicked out
  187. [22:48:23] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] I wasnt kicked out
  188. [22:48:25] [@Tacgnol`C}] i do some shit i would NEVER do
  189. [22:48:26] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] they told a bunch of us to leve
  190. [22:48:31] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] leave
  191. [22:48:36] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] Yea same Tacgnol`C}
  192. [22:48:39] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] some of the girls came
  193. [22:48:39] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] like drive
  194. [22:48:42] [@politicalAnthropoligst] because they were associated with you mitch
  195. [22:48:43] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] and eat too many hot pockets
  196. [22:48:44] [@politicalAnthropoligst] probably, at least
  197. [22:48:46] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] not stalk chicks
  198. [22:48:49] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] lol
  199. [22:48:56] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] nah supposedly it was regarding noise complaints
  200. [22:48:56] [@Tacgnol`C}] i walk up to chicks a lot more when drunk
  201. [22:49:00] [@Tacgnol`C}] apparently its hilarious
  202. [22:49:03] [@politicalAnthropoligst] aka annoying
  203. [22:49:07] [@politicalAnthropoligst] LET ME FUCK YOU
  204. [22:49:09] [@Tacgnol`C}] because im incredibly drunk
  205. [22:49:13] [@politicalAnthropoligst] OR ILL MAKE YOU FUCK ME
  206. [22:49:13] [@Tacgnol`C}] and have no means of talking
  207. [22:49:20] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] but i mean if i wasnt clingy in the first place i wouldnt have been told to leave with them i might have gone with her back to her place
  208. [22:49:20] [@Tacgnol`C}] i dont say that, no
  209. [22:49:24] [@Tacgnol`C}] i try to ask her where she's from
  210. [22:49:31] [@Tacgnol`C}] and it comes out as "WHBNIEHGIGNHEH(EGRERGIONHEGIOWEHGIO FROM"
  211. [22:49:37] [@superwhybLP] ohio
  212. [22:49:39] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] I bet SUPERLYNXXX` got all embarrased and was like "If you dont come over tonight ill tell everyone what you didi and youll get kicked out of your sorority"
  213. [22:49:55] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] rules like that only apply to rush girls
  214. [22:49:56] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] oh god i wish i could see the texts
  215. [22:49:59] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] which are girls tryng to
  216. [22:50:06] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] rofl [CSN]Usurp`C} even I can't believe the things I said
  217. [22:50:08] [@politicalAnthropoligst] are we really talking greek life drama
  218. [22:50:11] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] MOMBA YOU NEED TO STEAL SUPERLYNXXX` PHONE
  219. [22:50:11] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] let alone another person
  220. [22:50:13] [@politicalAnthropoligst] holy jesus
  221. [22:50:15] [@Tacgnol`C}] no lynxx probably texted her "listen i know i may have wronged you, but if you'll find it in your heart to forgive me, im sure we can mend this relationship!"
  222. [22:50:28] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] ahaha
  223. [22:50:29] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] rofl not quite liek that
  224. [22:50:45] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] but again i dont blame myself because #1 she started texting me
  225. [22:50:48] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] "Honey, I really like you, were both going through problems, im going to law school soon, ill take your uncle to court"
  226. [22:50:49] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] appologizing
  227. [22:50:55] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] and #2 my friends didnt take my phone away
  228. [22:51:07] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] knowing fully well i was texting her
  229. [22:51:09] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] ...
  230. [22:51:10] • @SurgeBot evolves into pacman and eats up all of [CSN]Usurp`C}'s dots
  231. [22:51:12] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] so in reality i blame everyone else but myself
  232. [22:51:16] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] why would they take your phone away?
  233. [22:51:17] [@superwhybLP] ..
  234. [22:51:17] [@Tacgnol`C}] "i'll get you a car with my bonus babe, please don't tell people about the whole rape thing"
  235. [22:51:19] [@superwhybLP] ...
  236. [22:51:20] [@superwhybLP] ....
  237. [22:51:22] [@superwhybLP] .
  238. [22:51:22] [@superwhybLP] ...
  239. [22:51:24] [@superwhybLP] ...
  240. [22:51:24] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] are you 8?
  241. [22:51:26] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] lol
  242. [22:51:30] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] they were telling me to stop texting her
  243. [22:51:33] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] and i wouldnt listen
  244. [22:51:42] [@Tacgnol`C}] lynxx
  245. [22:51:46] [@Tacgnol`C}] you are the problem here
  246. [22:51:52] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] not debating that
  247. [22:51:52] [@Tacgnol`C}] you are your own problem
  248. [22:51:52] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] "Please dont tell anyone I said that, this watch is worth $700, you can have it"
  249. [22:51:58] [@Tacgnol`C}] seek therapy
  250. [22:51:59] [@superwhybLP] i hate math problems
  251. [22:52:06] [@superwhybLP] he's a baltimore fan
  252. [22:52:08] • Quit: (phobia) (~ajtoitoj@phobia12.user.gamesurge) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
  253. [22:52:12] [@superwhybLP] i bet this is bad ref'ing
  254. [22:52:23] [@Tacgnol`C}] this is getting bad guys
  255. [22:52:25] [@Tacgnol`C}] this channel
  256. [22:52:30] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] "Id like to throw my dick in your like a flacco longball"
  257. [22:52:35] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] you*
  258. [22:52:39] [@superwhybLP] haha
  259. [22:52:43] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] its funny because after we fucked she was saying this shit about how im this great guy, nice and shit and then i made a comment about the nice ones always being psycho
  260. [22:52:46] [@superwhybLP] he has some smooth lines
  261. [22:52:54] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] and she laughed
  262. [22:52:56] [@politicalAnthropoligst] WOW
  263. [22:53:01] [@Tacgnol`C}] we have a rapist, a child rapist, a delinquent marine, a cokehead, a terrorist, and an aids infested gay man
  264. [22:53:02] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] ironic
  265. [22:53:03] [@Tacgnol`C}] this channel is FUCKED
  266. [22:53:12] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] roflrofl
  267. [22:53:18] [@politicalAnthropoligst] WHICH ONE AM I RICHARD
  268. [22:53:19] [@superwhybLP] woohooo I'm only mentioned twice
  269. [22:53:20] [@Tacgnol`C}] none
  270. [22:53:23] [@politicalAnthropoligst] oh
  271. [22:53:26] [@politicalAnthropoligst] ok
  272. [22:53:28] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] im the rapist i presume
  273. [22:53:32] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] yes
  274. [22:53:39] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] i didnt touch her sexually bro
  275. [22:53:39] [@superwhybLP] lmao
  276. [22:53:42] [@politicalAnthropoligst] good presumption
  277. [22:53:43] [@Tacgnol`C}] you are a presumer of correctitude
  278. [22:53:44] [@superwhybLP] my dick did
  279. [22:53:52] [@Tacgnol`C}] see what i did there
  280. [22:54:00] [@Tacgnol`C}] i raped the english language to make you feel comfortable
  281. [22:54:02] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] re-naming me to a stalker or something is more appropriate
  282. [22:54:13] [@superwhybLP] superlynxxx
  283. [22:54:14] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] Not in the eyes of the law
  284. [22:54:22] [@superwhybLP] i didn't know you liked ben rothelesberger
  285. [22:54:25] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] have fun getting into law school with a criminal stalking charge on your record
  286. [22:54:37] [@politicalAnthropoligst] mitch you're scary
  287. [22:54:51] [@politicalAnthropoligst] i'd never introduce you to any of my girl friends
  288. [22:54:53] [@Tacgnol`C}] In a world where rapists are lawyers..the only law Mitch knows is to NOT GET CAUGHT
  289. [22:54:55] [@politicalAnthropoligst] female friends
  290. [22:54:58] [@superwhybLP] hahahaha @ topic
  291. [22:55:00] [@superwhybLP] awesome
  292. [22:55:08] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] im good with first impressions
  293. [22:55:10] [@politicalAnthropoligst] not get caught, haha
  294. [22:55:16] [@Tacgnol`C}] *80s music interlude as lynxx drives down a highway with a gun pointed up on his way to this girl's house"
  295. [22:55:24] [@superwhybLP] Rob Snyder is derpa derpa dirty lawyer derpa derpa
  296. [22:55:25] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] she saw enough in me to want to hook up even though i was drunk as fuck when we met and acting almost equally retarded
  297. [22:55:37] • Join: (supernickk) (~veXednic@mstRRRRR.user.gamesurge)
  298. [22:55:38] • Mode: (ChanServ) sets (+o supernickk)
  299. [22:55:38] [@ChanServ] [supernickk] [04:43] <C|||masterLP> because i like a hard fat cock
  300. [22:55:41] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] She wante d to fuck SUPERLYNXXX`....
  301. [22:55:46] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] NOT HAVE A RELATIONSHIP
  302. [22:55:47] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] rofl
  303. [22:55:49] [@politicalAnthropoligst] hooking up doesnt mean she wants to a man
  304. [22:55:54] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] who said i wanted a relationship
  305. [22:55:58] [@Tacgnol`C}] well the fact that she wanted to fuck him proves she's a psycho
  306. [22:55:59] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] ahaha hes so oblivious to his goonery
  307. [22:56:02] [@Tacgnol`C}] ..a psycho lynxx then raped
  308. [22:56:10] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] I love it
  309. [22:56:18] [@superwhybLP] did you use drugs lynxxx?
  310. [22:56:18] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] i just got carried away
  311. [22:56:27] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] In a paddy wagon
  312. [22:56:31] [@superwhybLP] ^ +1
  313. [22:56:43] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] i havent even smoked weed in weeks
  314. [22:56:48] [@Tacgnol`C}] i kinda want to make a google plus acct just to add adam and mitch to a ring called "people not allowed near schools"
  315. [22:56:50] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] let alone real drugs
  316. [22:56:56] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] rofl
  317. [22:57:14] [@superwhybLP] to one last beer or to not one last beer?
  318. [22:57:16] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] Tag them at rape survivor meetings and childrens recitals
  319. [22:57:21] [@Tacgnol`C}] ahaha
  320. [22:57:52] [@Tacgnol`C}] lynxx redefines the term "criminal lawyer"
  321. [22:57:59] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] lol
  322. [22:58:11] [@Tacgnol`C}] that was a softball
  323. [22:58:13] [@Tacgnol`C}] had to hit it
  324. [22:58:19] [@mavLP] rofl
  325. [22:58:22] • @superwhybLP supplies Tacgnol`C} with +rep
  326. [22:58:29] [@mavLP] SUPERLYNXXX` aka saul goodman
  327. [22:58:33] [@Tacgnol`C}] .
  328. [22:58:40] [@Tacgnol`C}] !k mavLP wrong
  329. [22:58:41] • Kick: (mavLP) was kicked by (ChanServ) ((Tacgnol`C}) wrong)
  330. [22:58:41] -ChanServ- Kicked mavLP from #supermen.
  331. [22:58:43] • Join: (mavLP) (mavLP@IScorpI.user.gamesurge)
  332. [22:58:44] • Mode: (ChanServ) sets (+o mavLP)
  333. [22:58:48] [@mavLP] then what Tacgnol`C}
  334. [22:58:50] [@mavLP] who is he
  335. [22:58:51] [@Tacgnol`C}] nvm
  336. [22:59:07] [@mavLP] CRIMINAL lawyer
  337. [22:59:16] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] listen when i flash the law firm's business card bitches are dtf
  338. [22:59:17] [@mavLP] SUPERLYNXXX` you gonna represent yourself?
  339. [22:59:31] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] Down To File
  340. [22:59:33] [@Tacgnol`C}] lynxx were you raped when you were young
  341. [22:59:37] [@Tacgnol`C}] i want to get to the bottom of this
  342. [22:59:53] [@Tacgnol`C}] lets talk about your relationship with your father
  343. [22:59:56] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] the funny thing is ive done it a couple times
  344. [23:00:03] [@Tacgnol`C}] you've raped women a couple times?
  345. [23:00:07] [@mavLP] yeah what
  346. [23:00:08] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] no
  347. [23:00:09] [@Tacgnol`C}] what the fuck
  348. [23:00:11] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] listen when i flash the law firm's business card bitches are dtf
  349. [23:00:17] [@Tacgnol`C}] im gonna tell yazzy you're doing this shit
  350. [23:00:24] [@mavLP] hahahah
  351. [23:00:24] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] rofl
  352. [23:00:27] [@Tacgnol`C}] he's gonna slap the milk bags out of your hands and kill you
  353. [23:00:39] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] Now we know why he wears those wigger clothes...he has a second wardrobe on underneath so he can superman out of the apartment when the cops show up
  354. [23:00:45] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] i already talked to him about it
  355. [23:00:53] [@mavLP] hahaha
  356. [23:00:59] [@mavLP] SUPERLYNXXX` wears wigger clothes?
  357. [23:01:00] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] also
  358. [23:01:02] [@mavLP] faggot
  359. [23:01:02] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] nah not really
  360. [23:01:08] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] i used to back in high school
  361. [23:01:12] [@mavLP] fuck it hurts to swallow
  362. [23:01:15] [@[CSN]Usurp`C}] really wish i were tired
  363. [23:01:23] [@mavLP] i slept from 3 til new [CSN]Usurp`C}
  364. [23:01:27] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] what was i going to say
  365. [23:01:27] [@mavLP] and im tired again
  366. [23:01:29] [@Tacgnol`C}] why'd you do it lynxx
  367. [23:01:30] [@mavLP] probably the perc
  368. [23:01:33] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] do what
  369. [23:01:34] [@Tacgnol`C}] is it liberating?
  370. [23:01:38] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] oh
  371. [23:01:39] [@Tacgnol`C}] were your balls going to explode?
  372. [23:01:44] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] i thought it was cool or something
  373. [23:01:44] [@Tacgnol`C}] or are you just a cruel heartless monster
  374. [23:01:49] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] wait what
  375. [23:01:53] [@Tacgnol`C}] yeah you're a cruel heartless monster
  376. [23:01:58] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] sure
  377. [23:02:03] [@SUPERLYNXXX`] brb watching the wire then going to sleep
  378. [23:02:15] [@Tacgnol`C}] hes studying the police now too
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