critical mass chemistry is awesome! 40lbs of plant material +37lbs of something used in cocaine production+ 3.7l of buffered water ph5 fermented for 48 hours->3.5l chili(aq) add 50lbs of a common ingredient used for making explosives+12l of water buffered to a ph of 9-> endothermic reaction plus ~ 4.7lbs of pink crystals that are quite similar to two popular club drugs. mix with acetone and boil through a red hot copper pipe and you have a more euphoric version... anyone know what i made?
hint 1: 100% legal unwatched materials.
hint 2: stereoisomers to controlled substances.
hint 3: ingestion will likely make you high for about a week, theres 1000's of horror stories about this online, and the other plant material is likely on a shelf in your kitchen, aisa has the best of it. adding acetone and boiling it through a red hot pipe should be the tell all for this part. and it produces laboratory grade false positives from both ends, 100% legal all around though.

Making a Fully Undetectable disease.
use vectors so common they can't be tested for because they are already in everything, combine them with "natural" methods, and use selective pressure to purify. Or use a pcr machine and download high cigar recombinant vectors found in nature which are found in all pertinent subjects.

How to cure any* disease, DIY!
Centrifuge plasma from subject, attenuate pathogen, ingest.
making vaccine, rubbing alcohol+ants+time->formaldehyde. add pathogen solution to formaldehyde +time->vaccine.
method 2: innoculate pathogen subdermally with adjuvant, aim for the fascia, collect the "pus", attenuate or isolate for b-cells to make hybridomas. if attenuated, ingest as cure.
anyone can do this with mostly household products or homemade products. fridge, stove, bathroom, ect...
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Fomite:nonliving vector for spreading disease.
Cunt:a dank hole which a rodent would reside.
therefore:
A Cunt can be a Fomite!