Cherri Valentine's day

from /hhg/ Hazbin Hotel general #637
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>be you
>Be a recently megamurdered jackass
>Somehow get to the pearly gates but trip
>Saint Peters eyes bugged out as he watched you fall out of heaven a few steps away from the pearly gates
>You end up falling past purgatory and finally land in hell
>Cherri found you and took you under her wing
>See: you barely drink and end up dragging her coked out/drunk ass back to her place after one of her benders
>You'd think that after months of being down here at least one sinner would have tried to kill you for looking human but no
>To them you're a lucky faggot that gets to look like he did in life
>Cherri is fumbling around with your belt buckle
"Cherri can you fucking not?"
>She drunkenly giggles at you
>"Oh cmon 'non 's not lihke i havent fucked drunk before! Bsides yer my valentine!"
>You gently push her back into bed
"Just get some rest Cherri."
>"Cmoooon! Gimme some fuck!"
>Cherri is whining like a child
"No."
>"I dun geddit... Why wont hyew fuck me? I keep sayin you can buht you keeo sayin no...you gay?"
"No Cherri I'm not gay. Just get some rest, okay?"
>Cherri groans and flops back in her bed
>"Gimme a kiss..."
"No."
>"Gimme kiss an' I'll go sleep!"
>You sigh and give her a peck on the cheek
>Cherri grabs your head
>"Das not a kiss!"
>She locks lips with you and shoves her tongue down your throat
>After a few minutes of her one sided make out and parts with you, leaving a spit trail between your mouths
>"Das a fukin kiss...yer cute when you blush...virgin..."
>She passes out and starts snoring
>You wipe the spit from your mouth and grimace at the taste of all the shitty booze she drank all night
"Happy Valentine's day...i guess."