Sims Loading Messages Array

//LUXX MENU LOAD MESSAGES
char* simsLoad[]{
    "Chlorinating Car Pools", "Partitioning Social Network", "Prelaminating Drywall Inventory", "Blurring Reality Lines", "Reticulating 3 - Dimensional Splines", "Preparing Captive Simulators", "Capacitating Genetic Modifiers", "Destabilizing Orbital Payloads", "Sequencing Cinematic Specifiers",    "Branching Family Trees","Manipulating Modal Memory", "Pressurizing Fruit Punch Barrel Hydraulics", "Testing Underworld Telecommunications", "Priming Mascot Mischief Coefficients", "Caffeinating Student Body", "Initializing Secret Societies", "Securing Online Grades Database", "Reticulating Graduated Splines", "Requisitioning Alumni Donations","Pre - Inking Simoleon Plates", "Loading School Spirit Algorithm", "Shampooing Dirty Rugs", "Restocking Sim Inventories", "Compositing Vampiric Complexions", "Replacing Wheel Bearings", "Re - Re - Re - Re - Re - Reticulating Splines", "Loading 'Vroom' Sounds", "Turning On Turn - Ons", "Preparing a Tasty Grilled Cheese Sandwich", "Infuriating Furious Bits", "Flavorizing Side - Dishes", "Factoring Hobby Enthusiasm", "Calculating Lifetime Aspirations", "Predicating Predestined Paths", "Populating Yards with Bugs and Birds", "Writing Scrolling Startup String Text", "Reticulating Splines in the Zone", "Recruiting Snooty Food Judges", "Breaking Down Restorable Cars", "Threading Sewing Needles", "Lacing Football Cleats", "De - inviting Don Lothario", "Like, Totally Reticulating Splines, Dude", "Scolding Splines for Reticulating", "Amplifying Sun to '11'"
};