[Goobie] has joined the game!
[BriBunny] has joined the game!
[MumuPikachu] has joined the game!
'NOM HAS JAMSHID'
[Goobie] says: 1 more
[BriBunny] says: okayy
[BardSexual] has joined the game!
It's winter! Maybe there's gonna be snow soon...
Wild Mode: Massacre Arena
The first player to get 25 Kill Points wins the game.
- Kills grant +3 Kill Points.
- Deaths cause -1 Kill Point
- Death only lasts 1 turn!
Party Time activated! Everyone receives donator rewards and all donator classes are activated!
Everyone has received 25 Rupees!
My Achievements
Players with an account can obtain Wild Mode achievements in this game!
BriBunny donated 19 euros and chose to not receive the donator items!
MumuPikachu donated 117 euros and receives the Donator Horn and the Sound Blaster 10,000 Deluxe!
BardSexual donated 42 euros and receives the Donator Horn and the Sound Blaster 2500!
Players donated €179 in total so this game includes the rewards up to €179!
Let the games begin!
[MumuPikachu] may start!
[Goobie] chose the Sexy Angel Tombstone.
[MumuPikachu] rolled 10.
[MumuPikachu] became an annoying Lawyer.
Jukebox: Banjo Kazooie - Bubble Gloop Swamp
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] bought a Magnet at the ACME Shop.
[BriBunny] chose the My Little Tombstone.
[BardSexual] rolled 6.
[BardSexual] picked a random class!
[BardSexual] became a warped Time Twister.
Time Twister [BardSexual] says: damn it
Time Twister [BardSexual] accepted Tarzan's jungle cocktail!
Time Twister [BardSexual] found 3 Rupees because of his Liquid Luck.
[Goobie] rolled 12.
[Goobie] rolled 10.
[Goobie] rolled 6.
"You show those dice no mercy! Roll Streak!"
Goobie had a Roll Streak of 3!
[Goobie] became a clever Merchant.
Merchant [Goobie] put a Gun in their inventory.
[BriBunny] rolled 8.
[BriBunny] became a deadly Assassin.
Assassin [BriBunny] pulled the Lever, which opened a gate...
...and found a shortcut for 19 spaces!
***Reinforcements have arrived!***
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] received a Trash Can.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] stood at a crossroads.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] went to the Bank.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] took out a life insurance.
Time Twister [BardSexual] rolled 7.
Time Twister [BardSexual] received Night Vision Goggles.
Time Twister [BardSexual] chooses a Unicorn Power!
Time Twister [BardSexual] made the right decision and went 5 spaces forward.
Merchant [Goobie] rolled 4.
Merchant [Goobie] received a flask of Poison.
Merchant [Goobie] took out a life insurance.
Assassin [BriBunny] rolled 6.
Assassin [BriBunny] received an Ordinary Necklace.
Assassin [BriBunny] took out a life insurance.
Everyone received a Wildcard: Shops!
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] rolled 11 + 1 = 12.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] stood in front of the Pirate Ship.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] sailed 15 spaces along with the Pirates and got infected with Gonorrhea.
Time Twister [BardSexual] rolled 5.
Time Twister [BardSexual] took out a life insurance.
Merchant [Goobie] rolled 10.
Merchant [Goobie] tried to get another life insurance at the Bank.
Assassin [BriBunny] rolled 9.
*** GOLD RUSH! ***
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] received 34 Rupees!
Assassin [BriBunny] received 40 Rupees!
Merchant [Goobie] received 36 Rupees!
Time Twister [BardSexual] received 36 Rupees!
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] honks her Donator Horn: HONK HONK!
Jukebox: 30 Seconds To Mars - Do Or Die
Assassin [BriBunny] stood at a crossroads.
Assassin [BriBunny] went to the Pirate Ship.
Assassin [BriBunny] was shot back 18 spaces by Pirates!
Players are no longer Disarmed!
Warning: Please check your connection and click again.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
Merchant [Goobie] purchased a V-Card for 13 Rupees.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] used her ACME Magnet and attracted:
- [BardSexual]'s Sword, which pierced her chest. [MumuPikachu] died.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] received 31 Rupees from Life Insurance!
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] died and lost all diseases (Gonorrhea).
***Pocket Ball GO!***
Everyone has received a Pocket Ball!
The first player to catch 5 different creatures gains +2 Speed and a crappy Chikapu!
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] got injected with the force of life!
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] used her Dice Jump to jump to space 87.
Assassin [BriBunny] used her Light Scroll to cast Life Shield on herself.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] pierced Time Twister [BardSexual]'s chest with her Sword.
Time Twister [BardSexual] received 27 Rupees from Life Insurance!
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] now has [3 / 25] Kill Points!
"Assassinated!"
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] injected herself with her Syringe's fluid and gained +1 Speed, the Ni! skill and AIDS.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] entered the deadly pyramid.
Merchant [Goobie] went forward 3 spaces thanks to Trade Routes.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] got launched out of the Pyramid.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] ate her Hamburger and ran 17 spaces forward.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] moved past the finish and looped back to the start.
Time Twister [BardSexual] is alive! ALIIIIVE!
Time Twister [BardSexual] chose the Ruby Crystal Dice.
Time Twister [BardSexual] stood at a crossroads.
Assassin [BriBunny] knocked all her enemies 3 spaces back with her Space Capacitator.
Assassin [BriBunny] knocked all her enemies 2 spaces back with her Space Capacitator.
Assassin [BriBunny] knocked all her enemies 2 spaces back with her Space Capacitator.
Time Twister [BardSexual] went to the Pawn Shop.
Assassin [BriBunny] knocked all her enemies 3 spaces back with her Space Capacitator.
Time Twister [BardSexual] bought the Pawn Shop owner's Ordinary Ring.
Time Twister [BardSexual] bought the Pawn Shop owner's Wacka Ball.
Time Twister [BardSexual] bought the Pawn Shop owner's ACME Rocket.
Merchant [Goobie] ate their Watermelon, ran 3 spaces forward and gained 4 Watermelon Seeds.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] used her Dice Jump to jump to space 7.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] used her Dice Jump to jump to space 16.
Time Twister [BardSexual] bought the Pawn Shop owner's Book: Firearms Specialist.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] pierced Merchant [Goobie]'s chest with her Sword.
Merchant [Goobie] received 30 Rupees from Life Insurance!
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] now has [6 / 25] Kill Points!
"Assassinated!"
Time Twister [BardSexual] started reading his Book: Firearms Specialist.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] used her Dice Jump to jump to space 26.
Merchant [Goobie] is alive! ALIIIIVE!
Time Twister [BardSexual] used Bend Space on space 18, which caused Lawyer [MumuPikachu] and Merchant [Goobie] to move there.
Assassin [BriBunny] gained Evasion for 2 turns!
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] shouted 'Ni!' at Merchant [Goobie].
Merchant [Goobie] brought their Relic to the Church.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] pierced Merchant [Goobie]'s chest with her Sword.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] now has [9 / 25] Kill Points!
"Deadly!"
Lawyer [MumuPikachu]'s Sword broke.
Time Twister [BardSexual] used Steady Progression on Lawyer [MumuPikachu].
Assassin [BriBunny] rolled 6.
Assassin [BriBunny] pulled the Lever...
...and ended up in the Future.
Assassin [BriBunny] learned how to use The Force from Yado.
Time Twister [BardSexual] ate his Hamburger and ran 21 spaces forward.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] rolled 2.
Time Twister [BardSexual] moved past the finish and looped back to the start.
Time Twister [BardSexual] used his Dice Jump to jump to space 5.
Time Twister [BardSexual] used his Dice Jump to jump to space 11.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] is going to the Future Shop!
Time Twister [BardSexual] used his Dice Jump to jump to space 16.
Merchant [Goobie]'s free Sound Blaster: 'You don't know the power of the Dark Side.'
Lawyer [MumuPikachu]'s Steady Progression wears off.
 You activate your Defensive Stance for 30 seconds!
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] bought a Space Capacitator at the Future Shop.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] bought a Lightsaber at the Future Shop.
Time Twister [BardSexual] shot himself to space 16 with his ACME Rocket and died!
Merchant [Goobie] got knocked 8 spaces forward and got a Skip-A-Turn!
Merchant [Goobie] was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
Time Twister [BardSexual] got killed by the Rocket!
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] got knocked 9 spaces forward and got a Skip-A-Turn!
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] bought Darth Revan's Mask at the Future Shop.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] bought a Tractor Beam at the Future Shop.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] bought a Genesis Device at the Future Shop.
Time Twister [BardSexual] rejoined the living!
Time Twister [BardSexual] read a book and learned the Firearms Specialist feat.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] used her Dice Jump to jump to space 25.
Merchant [Goobie] got resurrected!
Merchant [Goobie] tried to avoid being corpse camped by teleporting to space 57.
Merchant [Goobie] stood at a crossroads.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] attracted Time Twister [BardSexual] with her Tractor Beam, who got pulled to Lawyer [MumuPikachu]'s space: 25.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] slit Time Twister [BardSexual] in half with her Green Lightsaber.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] now has [12 / 25] Kill Points!
"Carnage!"
Your Defensive Stance has worn off...
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] knocked all her enemies 3 spaces back with her Space Capacitator.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] knocked all her enemies 3 spaces back with her Space Capacitator.
Merchant [Goobie] went to the Pawn Shop.
Merchant [Goobie] bought the Pawn Shop owner's Blue Dragon Egg.
Merchant [Goobie] bought the Pawn Shop owner's Piggy Bank.
Spectator DementedBeauty is now spectating the game.
Merchant [Goobie] pawned their Ice Sculpting Saw for 2 Rupees.
DementedBeauty has left the game.
Assassin [BriBunny] rolled 5.
Assassin [BriBunny]'s Evasion wore off.
Assassin [BriBunny] used the Time Machine...
Merchant [Goobie] is gonna use their Gun.
...and ended up in the Prehistory!
Assassin [BriBunny] got dragged into a cave by a hairy caveman.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] skipped a turn.
Time Twister [BardSexual] rejoined the living!
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] threw her Genesis Device to space 25!
- Lawyer [MumuPikachu] got killed!
- Time Twister [BardSexual] got killed!
- Assassin [BriBunny] got killed!
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] now has [11 / 25] Kill Points!
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] died and lost all diseases (AIDS).
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] now has [14 / 25] Kill Points!
"Lethality!"
Assassin [BriBunny]'s death was blocked thanks to Life Shield and gained a renewed Life Shield!
Assassin [BriBunny] sprinted 3 spaces forwards.
Assassin [BriBunny] released her Explosive Sheep backward.
Merchant [Goobie] answered wrong and died.
Assassin [BriBunny] is gonna drink her Potion.
Assassin [BriBunny] says: O_O
Assassin [BriBunny] says: lol
Merchant [Goobie] is back alive!
Jukebox: The Strokes - What Ever Happened
Merchant [Goobie] aimed a gun at Assassin [BriBunny].
Merchant [Goobie] hypnotized Assassin [BriBunny] with their Hypno Glasses!
Assassin [BriBunny] ran 0 spaces...
...got hit and killed by Merchant [Goobie].
Assassin [BriBunny]'s death was blocked thanks to Life Shield and gained a renewed Life Shield!
Assassin [BriBunny] rolled 6.
Assassin [BriBunny]'s Explosive Sheep hopped to space 22.
Assassin [BriBunny] found 4 Rupees because of her Liquid Luck.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] got resurrected!
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] received a Hand Grenade.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] got moved back 12 spaces by some ninjas.
Time Twister [BardSexual] got injected with the force of life!
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] knocked all her enemies 2 spaces back with her Space Capacitator.
Time Twister [BardSexual] found 9 Rupees and got cursed with Curse Of Resurrection.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] overcharged her Space Capacitator and got knocked back 17 spaces.
Time Twister [BardSexual] ate his Wacka Ball and gained the Pacman skill.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] threw her Hand Grenade to space 16.
Time Twister [BardSexual] got knocked 12 spaces forward and got a Skip-A-Turn!
Merchant [Goobie] rolled 11.
Merchant [Goobie] joined the Cowboys! Yeehaw!
Merchant [Goobie] entered the Cowboy town.
Spectator TigerLily is now spectating the game.
Merchant [Goobie] bought a Gun at the Cowboy Shop.
Merchant [Goobie] bought a Lasso at the Cowboy Shop.
Merchant [Goobie] bought a Hammer at the Cowboy Shop.
Merchant [Goobie] smashed their Piggy Bank with their Hammer and received 5 Rupees and a piece of Bacon!
Assassin [BriBunny] rolled 9.
Merchant [Goobie] ate their Bacon and moved forward 3 spaces!
Assassin [BriBunny]'s Explosive Sheep hopped to space 5.
Time Twister [BardSexual] ate his Steroids, moved forward 1 space and gained the Man Mode skill.
Assassin [BriBunny]'s Explosive Sheep exploded on space 5!
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] got knocked 13 spaces backward and got a Skip-A-Turn!
Assassin [BriBunny] used her Dice Jump to jump to space 44.
Assassin [BriBunny] used her Dice Jump to jump to space 50.
Merchant [Goobie] used their Hookshot but didn't hit anyone.
Merchant [Goobie] is going to the Engineering Shop!
Assassin [BriBunny] bought an Explosive Sheep at the Engineering Shop.
Merchant [Goobie] aimed their Hookshot backward, hit Assassin [BriBunny] and moved to space 51.
Assassin [BriBunny] tried to assassinate Merchant [Goobie], who got incapacitated.
Assassin [BriBunny] released her Explosive Sheep forward.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] sued Assassin [BriBunny] for 3 turns!
Assassin [BriBunny]'s Explosive Sheep exploded on space 51!
Merchant [Goobie] got killed by an Explosive Sheep!
Assassin [BriBunny] was Sued and got sentenced to pay 10 Rupees to Lawyer [MumuPikachu].
- Assassin [BriBunny]'s Sprint cooldown got reset!
Assassin [BriBunny] now has [3 / 25] Kill Points!
"Assassinated!"
Assassin [BriBunny] got killed by an Explosive Sheep!
Assassin [BriBunny]'s death was blocked thanks to Life Shield and it wore off.
Time Twister [BardSexual] used Bend Space on space 46, which caused Merchant [Goobie] and Assassin [BriBunny] to move there.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] skipped a turn.
Time Twister [BardSexual] skipped a turn.
Time Twister [BardSexual] resurrected Merchant [Goobie] with his Curse Of Resurrection.
Merchant [Goobie] attacked Assassin [BriBunny] with their Hammer, but Assassin [BriBunny] deflected the attack with her Shield.
Merchant [Goobie] rolled 6.
Merchant [Goobie] used their Dice Jump to jump to space 36.
***The U.N. have proposed a motion!***
Merchant [Goobie]'s Ni! effect faded.
Merchant [Goobie] used their V-Card to give themself a Guardian.
TigerLily has left the game.
You have cast your vote in favor of the U.N. Motion!
Assassin [BriBunny] is going to the Magic Shop!
Assassin [BriBunny] rolled 11 + 3 = 14.
Assassin [BriBunny] received a Hand Grenade.
Time Twister [BardSexual] used Lock Time to lock Lawyer [MumuPikachu]'s Space variable!
Assassin [BriBunny] threw her Hand Grenade to space 39.
Assassin [BriBunny] got knocked 5 spaces forward and got a Skip-A-Turn!
Merchant [Goobie] got knocked 11 spaces backward and got a Skip-A-Turn!
Assassin [BriBunny] entered the Magic Shop.
Assassin [BriBunny] bought a Dark Wand at the Magic Shop.
Assassin [BriBunny] bought a Light Wand at the Magic Shop.
Assassin [BriBunny] charged her Dark Wand with Death at the Magic Shop.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] confiscated Assassin [BriBunny]'s Charged Dark Wand as evidence.
A green flash and a high-pitched cackle!
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] used her Dark Wand to murder Merchant [Goobie]!
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] now has [17 / 25] Kill Points!
"Thirsting for blood!"
Assassin [BriBunny] charged her Light Wand with Life Ward at the Magic Shop.
Assassin [BriBunny] used her Light Wand to conjure a Life Ward on space 40.
The U.N. motion 'Players without the letter L in their name should move 12 spaces back' has been carried.
MumuPikachu, Goobie and BriBunny moved 12 spaces back.
The Life Ward brought Merchant [Goobie] back to life!
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
Jukebox: Amarante - Lover's Song
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] entered the Magic Shop.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] bought a Light Wand at the Magic Shop.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] charged her Light Wand with Revive at the Magic Shop.
Assassin [BriBunny] sprinted 3 spaces forwards.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] charged her Dark Wand with Weaponize at the Magic Shop.
Time Twister [BardSexual] rolled 6.
Time Twister [BardSexual]'s Lock Time triggered and reverted Lawyer [MumuPikachu]'s Space back to 0.
Time Twister [BardSexual] received a Hand Grenade.
Time Twister [BardSexual] found 14 Rupees and got cursed with Curse Of Resurrection.
Merchant [Goobie] rolled 6.
Merchant [Goobie] rolled 7.
Goobie had a Roll Streak of 2!
Merchant [Goobie] received a Hand Grenade.
Time Twister [BardSexual] threw his Hand Grenade to space 7.
Merchant [Goobie] got knocked 5 spaces forward and got a Skip-A-Turn!
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] got knocked 9 spaces backward and got a Skip-A-Turn!
Merchant [Goobie] didn't get AIDS.
Assassin [BriBunny] skipped a turn.
Assassin [BriBunny]'s Killer Instincts Speed Boost wore off.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] sued Merchant [Goobie] for 3 turns!
Everyone received a Wildcard: Shops!
Income - Everyone gained 10 Rupees.
Time Twister [BardSexual] activated Man Mode! Let's go balls deep!
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] skipped a turn.
Merchant [Goobie] is going to the Medieval Market!
Time Twister [BardSexual] rolled 12.
Time Twister [BardSexual] rolled 8.
Assassin [BriBunny] is going to the Magic Shop!
BardSexual had a Roll Streak of 2!
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] used her Dark Wand to give everybody a Grenade and a Gun!
Time Twister [BardSexual] became a clever Merchant.
Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual]'s Man Mode has ended.
Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual] bought a Magnet at the ACME Shop.
Merchant [Goobie] threw their Hand Grenade to space 30.
Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual] got killed by a Hand Grenade!
Merchant [Goobie] was Sued and got sentenced to pay 10 Rupees to Lawyer [MumuPikachu].
Merchant [Goobie] now has [3 / 25] Kill Points!
"Deadly!"
Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual]'s body got dragged out the ACME Shop.
Merchant [Goobie] skipped a turn.
Assassin [BriBunny] rolled 11.
Assassin [BriBunny] became an unpredictable Quantum Physicist.
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] activated the Interdimensional Portal Gun reference event!
The Life Ward brought Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual] back to life!
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] used her Quantum Quality and gained Caffeine Rush for 6 turns!
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] used Multiversal Flux to replace her Space Capacitator with some Unstable Warp Plasm.
Lawyer [MumuPikachu] became a sneaky Saboteur.
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] has become more agile and gains 1 Speed.
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] used her Dice Jump to jump to space 29.
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] started tinkering with her Dark Wand and her Ice Sculpting Saw.
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] sued Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual] for 3 turns!
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] gained Evasion for 2 turns!
Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual] rolled 9.
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] crawled into her Schrödinger's Box, becoming immune to death for 2 turns!
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] opened a portal to space 15 with her Interdimensional Portal Gun. The portal led to Bird World!
Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual] bought the Pawn Shop owner's Boots.
Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual] bought Merchant [Goobie]'s Ice Sculpting Saw in the Pawn Shop.
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] used Force Telekinesis to throw her Lightsaber 21 spaces forwards!
- Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] got killed!
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] had Death Immunity and didn't die.
- Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual] got killed!
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] now has [20 / 25] Kill Points!
"Carnage!"
- Merchant [Goobie] got killed!
Merchant [Goobie] now has [2 / 25] Kill Points!
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] now has [23 / 25] Kill Points!
"Annihilation!"
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] threw her Hand Grenade to space 28.
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] got knocked 9 spaces forward and got a Skip-A-Turn!
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] was immune and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual] got knocked 11 spaces forward and got a Skip-A-Turn!
Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual] was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual] somehow died at the Pawn Shop.
Merchant [Goobie] got resurrected by their Guardian.
Merchant [Goobie] became a chaotic Warlock.
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] released her Unstable Warp Plasm, but she was not on Fire, so the Unstable Warp Plasm just dissolved.
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] prepared to summon a Demon and got cursed with Curse Of Riches.
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] bought a Sword at the Medieval Market.
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] summoned a Skullripper.
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] commanded their Skullripper to rip a Skull from Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual]'s corpse.
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] bought a pair of Boots at the Medieval Market.
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] bought a pair of Gloves at the Medieval Market.
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] bought a Shield at the Medieval Market.
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] rolled 10.
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] rolled 9.
BriBunny had a Roll Streak of 2!
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] is going to the Future Shop!
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] entered the Magic Shop.
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] lassoed Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] successfully!
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] says: OBJECTION!
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny]'s turn ends.
The Life Ward brought Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual] back to life!
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] pierced Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu]'s chest with their Sword.
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] now has [22 / 25] Kill Points!
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] gained a Skull.
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] now has [5 / 25] Kill Points!
"Coldblooded!"
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] got resurrected!
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] tried to avoid being corpse camped by teleporting to space 70.
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] couldn't wait to swing their Hammer.
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu]'s interdimensional portal led her to Bird World!
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] siphoned the power from a Skull to gain Chaos Infusion.
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] found an Arctic Egg on Bird World!
Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual] threw his Hand Grenade to space 60.
Nobody got hit.
Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual] rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] opened a portal to space 56 with her Interdimensional Portal Gun. The portal led to Cronenberg World!
Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual] purchased The Avaril for 18 Rupees.
 You activate your Defensive Stance for 30 seconds!
Jukebox: Stevenannodomini & Coconeru - A Tropical Octav3
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] threw her Hand Grenade to space 55.
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] got knocked 10 spaces forward and got a Skip-A-Turn!
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] was immune and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual] used his Dice Jump to jump to space 51.
Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual] used his Dice Jump to jump to space 60.
Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual] used his Dice Jump to jump to space 72.
Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual] used his Dice Jump to jump to space 78.
Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual] used his Dice Jump to jump to space 86.
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] opened a portal to space 34 with their Interdimensional Portal Gun. The portal led to Cronenberg World!
Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual] stood at a crossroads.
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] is gonna use her Gun.
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] used their Dice Jump to jump to space 46.
Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual] used The Avaril to float 8 spaces forward.
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] used their Dice Jump to jump to space 56.
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] used their Dice Jump to jump to space 62.
Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual] went to the Time Machine.
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] used their Dice Jump to jump to space 66.
Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual] used the Time Machine...
...and ended up in the Future.
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] is gonna use her Gun.
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] used The Force to knock Warlock Merchant [Goobie] 6 spaces backward.
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] used her Pocket Ball on nothing.
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] aimed their Hookshot forward, hit Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] and moved to space 67.
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] shouted 'Ni!' at Warlock Merchant [Goobie].
Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual] bought an Improbability Device at the Future Shop.
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] spit a Watermelon Seed at Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny]! Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] got knocked back 2 spaces.
Your Defensive Stance has worn off...
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual] bought a Genesis Device at the Future Shop.
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] cut a 'Z' in a door with their Sword.
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] cut a 'Z' in a door with their Sword.
Warlock Merchant [Goobie]'s Sword broke.
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] used her Dice Jump to jump to space 61.
Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual] threw his Genesis Device to space 86!
- Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] got killed!
- Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual] got killed!
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] had Death Immunity and didn't die.
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] unleashed a Ring Of Fire!
- Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] caught on Fire!
- Warlock Merchant [Goobie] caught on Fire!
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] used their Dice Jump to jump to space 73.
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] used Chaos Infusion to turn their own Fire into Volatile Oil!
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] rolled 10 + 1 = 11.
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] used Sabotage to freeze Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual]'s Improbability Device for 10 turns.
Warlock Merchant [Goobie]'s interdimensional portal led them to Cronenberg World!
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] tinkered with her items to create an Improbability Device!
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] found an Unstable Mutagen on Cronenberg World!
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] used her Dice Jump to jump to space 74.
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] combined her Boots with her Improbability Device to create Spirit Slippers.
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] used her Dice Jump to jump to space 86.
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] poured their Volatile Oil over their Blue Dragon Egg!
Warlock Merchant [Goobie]'s Blue Egg consumed the heat! A Blue Dragonling hatched from it!
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] rolled 10.
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] used her Spirit Slippers to walk forward to space 69.
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] sent their Blue Dragonling after Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual]. Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual] got slowed by 5 for 2 turns!
***
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] received a D-Bug.
Commence debugging...
***
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] used their Unstable Mutagen to transform their Blue Dragonling into a Hypnotoad.
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] used their Dice Jump to jump to space 84.
It's not your turn, Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu]. Perhaps you've been hypnotized or someone else already clicked for you!
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny]'s Evasion wore off.
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] came out of her Schrödinger's Box and died.
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] received 32 Rupees from Life Insurance!
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] now has [2 / 25] Kill Points!
The D-Bug turned Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny]'s Shield into a Glitch and scuttled into Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu]'s inventory!
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] got resurrected!
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny]'s interdimensional portal led her to Cronenberg World!
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] found an Unstable Mutagen on Cronenberg World!
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] rolled 6 + 3 = 9.
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] ran 2 spaces back while on Fire.
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu]'s Trash Can burned in the Fire.
The D-Bug turned Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu]'s Hypno Glasses into a Glitch and scuttled into Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny]'s inventory!
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] received a Magic Star.
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] used her Magic Star and gained Star Power for 3 turns.
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] used Global Multiversal Flux to replace her Ordinary Necklace with Lilith's Staff.
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] bought a Lightsaber at the Future Shop.
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] used her Dice Jump to jump to space 76.
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] shouted 'Ni!' at Warlock Merchant [Goobie] and increased the stacks to 2.
Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual] got resurrected!
Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual] wants to rob the Bank!
Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual] robbed the bank and stole 40 Rupees!
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] used their V-Card to cast Momentum on themself.
A pig fell on Warlock Merchant [Goobie]'s head, who crawled 3 spaces back.
Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual] used his Ice Sculpting Saw to sculpt his Improbability Device into a Sniper Rifle.
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] has caught their first creature!
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] caught a Pig with their Pocket Ball!
Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual] used his ACME Magnet and attracted:
- [Goobie]'s Gun, which shot him in the face.
- [Goobie]'s Hammer
- [Goobie]'s Shield, which knocked him unconscious.
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] rolled 4.
The D-Bug scuttled into Merchant Time Twister [BardSexual]'s inventory!
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] used Hinder to knock Warlock Merchant [Goobie] 5 spaces back!
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] slit Warlock Merchant [Goobie] in half with her Green Lightsaber.
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] now has [4 / 25] Kill Points!
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] gained a Skull.
Warlock Merchant [Goobie] died and lost their Momentum.
*** Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] reached [25] Kill Points and won Massacre Arena! ***
"We have a winner!"
"Assassinated!"
Quantum Physicist Assassin [BriBunny] put some lead in a dead body.
You can't use your Hinder when the game has ended.
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] won the game!
Goobie has left the game!
BriBunny has left the game!
BardSexual has left the game!
Saboteur Lawyer [MumuPikachu] says: saboteur lawyer is pretty solid


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MumuPikachu won!

MumuPikachu: 'Lagtest'

Name	Kills	Deaths	Suicides	Space
BardSexual	0	5	3	94
BriBunny	1	1	0	90
Goobie	2	7	0	76
MumuPikachu	9	1	2	76

Game Time: 18:44

After Party

BardSexual made a strategic error when he died.
BriBunny is a loser and everyone knows it.
Goobie made a strategic error when they died.
MumuPikachu made everyone kiss her royal ass!

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