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Suicide.mp3: The Return Of Sasha
 by Zach


Dear suicide.mp3 fans,

Like many of you I was really,really pissed off by what they just did to me.
How they treated Zach was absolutely unforgivable.
I thought it was a joke at first, a dream sequence. But no, they actually did it. They actually did THAT to Zach. I was absolutely outraged.I wanted to go bazerka and kill all the writers.Rip their hearts out and force them to eat it in the name of Zach. How could they do that? Zach is one of the most beloved characters of all time. She should NOT be treated like that.
I have thus written a story about how they should be treated. A proper example of writing and respecting Zach!



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A little Later, Aiko was taking a shit.
She was having trouble though.
It felt like days passed and still no sign of release.

"Help..Errrr... ahhhh! Christ! when is this epic poo gonna pass!?" Aiko exclaimed, Her face wincing with effort.
She made every effort in her little girl body to expel this demon thing from her curvy back side.

By this point Aikos poo-tubes were all bent out of shape. It has been a bad day.
Just as Aiko was going in for another push..
Without warning the bathroom door suddenly burst open unexpectedly. Yeepers!

"Well hello...Aiko" a enticing voice gasped from the doorway.

A mysterious figure posed leaning against the door frame. Her deep, sensual voice which Aiko knew immediately. Her mind began racing and a nervous sweat began pouring from her face and groinal area.

"Zach... is that you? wha- what are you still doing awake...?"

She appeared in nothing but a towel, seemingly ready to take a steamy shower.
However She couldn't with Aiko near by....they were like family now.Zach was like Her mother.
Any sane person would never allow their own mother to see them in the nude. Right? RIGHT!!?! SHIT!"

"Oh I felt dirty from masturbating all day...ya ever feel dirty Aiko?"
"Y-Yes, I mean NO! NO! NO! Never" Aiko shrieked, She became so immensely worked up he cleaned her colon clear of the demon feces that had been clogging it. His voice also cracked like he was 13 again, but in comparison to the loud flatulence she just unleashed, who cares? Zach heard though, and giggled like a adorable baby girl laugh. It sent tingles all up Aiko's spine.
"Oh you've always been the shy one in the family, Aiko..."

Aiko was not shy, at all. She defeated Sasha and blew up Her evil machines for Christ's sake! and now she suddenly found herself speechless. Was She going to see his metaphorical mother literally naked? Little did he know, that was merely a sprinkle on the banana split of carnal pleasures that was to come.

"..the shy and excitable one." said Zach finishing the sentence She started earlier.

"Wh-what the..." and before Aiko could send the third word out of Her mouth..
..Zach's towel dropped to the floor,setting her breasts free into the mist of the shower.
Aiko noticed everything on her instantly. Her soft butt,her magically gravity-defying breasts and the tiny thingy colored birth mark on her butt, which made Her feel funny...as She had one there too.


Still, the sight of her near perfect body caused Aiko's naughty bits to become very wet. Dripping and squishy like a mighty sea.


"hehe oh my Aiko...you're more impressive than I thought."
"uh... ye-yeah, th-thaaanks Zach, you're cute too." THIS IS SO WRONG! It raced through her head at lightning speed. But the beautiful, wet, soapy body that stood before her spoke otherwise. Her shapely body was everything Aiko could want in something to wank to. Yet did family like relationship matter?..
...
...
Or...did it make it better?

But just as Aiko was commiting. Commiting to a path that they couldn't go back from.


Aiko burst into the toilet!


"What are you too upto?"
"Err..nothing" said Aiko as she causally slipped her pants back on.
Zach, who Aiko didnt notice, picked up her towel and backed out slowly.
"Really?"
"I was just having a shit...see?" Aiko gestured to her shit.
"Oh, thats a shit all right!  One hell of a shit!
Ok, if your done we better go"
So Aiko put her other pants on and left. She had a serious case of blue balls, but at least her anus didnt feel so bad now.
As she walked out Zach whispered one word. A word fall of hope.
"Later"
Aiko Giggled.
Fortunately, their traveling companion was as oblivious as ever, and didn't notice.
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One day Aiko was doing being a mom...
Zach winked at Aiko when no one else was looking.
"Later" she mouthed at her silently so no one could hear.
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Aiko kicked Sasha hard, shattering her apendex and spewing blood and guts all over the floor.
"You father-in-law-of-a-bitch I'm going to make you eat my sussage"
Dont you love me anymore?You used to love feeling my penis on those sweet summer nights in highschool"
Aiko smashed her blade hard down on Sasha cutting her ear off.Blood red blood shot out, splashing everywhere.You could see dripping veins hanging down and broken bones on the floor.
 Sasha screamed in agony and then lunged at Aiko.
 Sasha ripped Aikos head off in one move, sending it spinning accross the floor. Leaving a trail of red ozing blood and pieces of brain,  Sasha reached down and tasted the remains.Placeing it on her lips and licking them. She clearly got a perversive sexual pleasure from this, a lump formed in her trousers and she) swallowed
Aiko's body slumped down, spraying blood everywhere.

Suddenly, Aiko woke up.
"Did you have another bad dream, my love?", said Zach(earlier that week Aiko discovered she was a lesban)"Did you have another bad dream, my love?", said Zach
.You havnt been well have you? When you inserted yourself into me last night you wernt upto your normal standard.
"You know, i think Sasha is back, i can feel it in my loins".
"Oh no, not again"
 "No..you..must protect me im scared and helpless" she cried
"I must go, i must journey alone to defeat her once and for all!"
 With that, Aiko marched off
 into the sunset.(not forgetting to take her huggable pebble with them)
 One man on a lone quest...a fight to defeat the ultimate evil!
A/N I got bored with the story but then I read this really cool story about putting the characters in high school! It will be full of love and family issues and other cool stuff@

Sasha is like the school bully but everyone likes Her. And Aiko is like the loaner who just does snakeboard tricks on her own because no one likes her. It's really unfair to Aiko because she is really cool actually but no one at the school knows about her superpowers.

Aiko was in class. She was paying well attention because Aiko wanted to go to the best universities. But like always, annoying Sasha was being an meany as always. She was annoying other people in class and the teacher but her rep protected her. Until Aiko could take it no more.
Aiko stood up and said: "Look, that you want to spend the rest of ur life in a call center aint my problem!"
Sasha stopped and looked at hero with fury. Others in the class gasped. No one said that to Sasha (althoguh everyone ws secrfetly thinking that).
Sasha laughed and got up from her seat and grinned masly. "What do you want,pointdexter? are u here to tell me what to do, huh?"
Aiko gulped. She had not thought of what to do next now.
But then Zach and Roddie rized from tier seats too. Aiko looked at them. they nodded back at her and with their arms crossed they looked like they could take Sasha on!
And when Aiko looked on her right, she saw that the teacher had hid himself behind the desk. Even the teacher thought it was suicide to confront Sasha like this!
So Sasha rose up and walked to Aiko and she said: "I will see you after school. In my turf. U know where to find it!"
"I'll be there, said Aiko certain of herself!
And Sasha left, leaving behind a trail of cold and shivers went down Aiko's spine. This wasn't going to end well.
They arrived at Sasha's cave and entered
"You have arrived I see. Pitty, I was just talking to my Boss"
"Your boss?" said everyone.
"HE MEANS ME!!!"
Suddenly, SATAN appeared behind them!

"OMG" they all said in unison.
"Your G wont save you now, mere mortals"
With that, she struck down his falk and killed Landon.
"You bastard. You Will Pay For That.".
"You see? I am evil. I killed. I am Satan"
"My aunty is the most ugly witch in the world." said Aiko.
"What??"
Aiko smiled softly as he knew what he meant.
Dramatically,Aiko pulled out HIS BIBLE!
"With the TRUE word of GOD our savior and with the power of CHRIST I compel you to LEAVE!"
"NOOO ARRGGGG NOT THE HOLY WORD OF GOD! MY POWERS OF COMMUNISM AND GOVERNMENT OVERREACH IS NO MATCH!!!"

Satan exploded with the holy light of justice! A shower of Satan-bits rained down on everyone.
"This is true power, not that evil magic" said Aiko flexing Her holy biceps!
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Later, Aiko and Zach were alone again.
"Its Later" said Zach, pulling Aiko towards the bathroom.
"But what about the others?"
"I'll just tell them you are helping me shower. They wont suspect a thing"
"True. They are all idiots"
Then, suddenly, Zach was naked. Aiko wondered how She did that. She must have been nearly naked this whole time!
The shower turned on...
..Aiko was already.

Zach lathered up good and fine. The soap dripped off Her body at a seductively slow pace. Aiko could not contain the powerful urge of excitement that raced through Her veins.
The alluring look of her nudie comrade became too much for her to fathom and her bush squirted lube directly onto Aiko's eye.

There Aiko sat, Her pink panties pulled quickly down at his ankles, on a toilet full of poop with Her bodly fluids on full display, eyes bulging from Her face.
Zach giggled as Aiko's dignity shriveled and died, but Aiko had always enjoyed that delightful snicker, even after She found out She was Her own flesh and blood.
"Well...wh-what do we do now?" Aiko said, desperately trying to sound suave.
"It. We do it."
"it?"
"yes. it"
"we do it?"
"yes"
"oh"
...and with that Zach jumped on Aiko. What little remained of their clothes plopped of quickly. Some fell in the toilet.
"um... lets g-get you outta my toil-dreams and into my bed." Aiko stuttered, desperately trying to be slick, yet he knew it was hopeless to be suave on the shitter.


Zach hopped gleefully out of the shower, the soap continued pouring from Her shapely body.Aiko stood up from the toilet, Her naughty bits proudly waving about and Her pants still down around Her ankles. She hurried to chase  Her shapely body down.
She fell in the door way, tripping over Her pants. She pulled Her face up from the floor and gazed at Zach, DANCING ON THE KITCHEN TABLE
The night wreaked of eroticisms...and Aiko could see that it was going to be a all you can eat porkfest.
And it was!

Zach was soon ridding Aiko like a pogo stick.
"Poke me! DEEPER! DEEPER! GODDAMNIT!"
"Oh God I'm going to hell!" Aiko screamed.
Aiko still had her Hawaiian shirt on and Zach was dripping soapy water all over the bed.

Her perky breasts jumped around on her chest, like happy children on a moon bounce. UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT!, Aiko liked it. They were big, beautiful boobies that ached to be sucked on.


Aiko especially liked that from this angle She could not see the awkward birth mark on Her ass cheek. Which was a relief. Aiko wanted to be hard and strong where it counts for the person She had always thought of as Her grandma.
"Oh Aiko!" She breathed heavily, deep and cavernous "is what we're doing wrong!?!?"
"OH GOD YES!!" She yelled back at Her naked grandma.
"GOOD! YES! YES! YES! YES MOTHER-IN-LAW!!!" Zach screamed. (Authors Notes: omg!)


When it was over they cleaned themselves, the room and the nearby cave down.
It took awhile - fortunately they finished before any of their friends got back. So their little secret was safe...for now.
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As Satan exploded Aiko sudden saw Sasha again in the middle of the explosion.
"Sasha!"
"Its me, Sasha. First Satan was inside me and then got out, but during then I was inside Satan. You exploded Satan so only the inside was left which was me."
"Do we need to fight now?"
"No, when I was inside Satan before you exploded him I still heard what you said. What you said about love and The Lord. And how we all have to be good to be saved by him. I want peace now. I have seen the light"
"Oh, thats good, Love has shown you the way"

And with that Sasha and Aiko became friends. Sasha got baptised the following week and Aiko helped out. After that they had some oranges and went home.

The End.