Kumiko, The Treasure Hunter (2014) EN

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Bunzo...

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Good morning!

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Good morning, ma'am.
Welcome to Minnesota.

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Can I offer you some
free tourist information?

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Good morning. Can I offer you
some free tourist information?

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This is a state map.

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If I can get it open...

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- Now what did you say your name was?
- Oh, thank you.

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Kumiko.

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I'm Robert. This here is Brad.

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How do you do?

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First off, by law, we have to tell you
that we're not associated with the airport

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or the Minnesota Department
of Tourism in any way,

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but the airport is kind enough
to lease out this space

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so that we can offer assistance
to travelers such as yourself.

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Uh... how to go Fargo?

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- Fargo?
- Fargo.

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Fargo.

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Well... that's way up here.

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It's actually on the border
in North Dakota.

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And the way you get there

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is you start here in Minneapolis...

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and go right up 94.

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Do you know how to get there?

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No.

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It's okay to be lost.
That's why we're here.

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I was lost once.

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I was going down the wrong road.

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A depraved individual,

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much different than the man
you see in front of you today.

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But somewhere through
that haze of debauchery,

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I saw the light.

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Now there's some other groups here
that will offer you guidance.

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I know that there's some Methodists,

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and you don't see them too often,

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but the guys with the ponytail...

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Oh... "Harry Kishner."

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- Hare Krishnas.
- Believe it is.

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All good-intentioned, but...

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- and I'm not knocking any of them...
- How go to Fargo?

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Attention, ladies and gentlemen.

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We're about an hour and a half
away from our destination,

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and as you can see,
we have a minor setback.

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Unfortunately, we have a flat tire.

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And my carpal tunnel prevents me
from addressing this problem,

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so we're gonna have to wait for backup,

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which hopefully will get here
in a timely fashion.

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If nothing else,
we'll get you transferred

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to another bus as soon as possible.

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So in the meantime,

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just feel free to get up
and stretch and whatnot.

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Can I help you?

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What are you doing?

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Can you hear me?

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Can I help?

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This is my home.

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It's okay.

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We'll get you where you need to be.

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I need to use the restroom
and take my pills.

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Come on!

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You can get all warmed up.

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I can barely feel my toes.

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I have cocoa.

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It's a hot chocolate drink.

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It is hot, so blow on it.

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Thank you.

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Are you an exchange student or...

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a tourist?

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Yes.

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Where's your home?

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Where are you from?

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Tokyo.

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Oh, Japan.

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Wow, that's a long way.

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My late husband was in the Korean War.

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You ever been to Korea?

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Yes...

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Oh.

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Where are you going?

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Now that's very interesting.

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I like crafts, too.

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Only I do doilies.

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I want to go Fargo.

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- Say again?
- Fargo.

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Fargo?

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That's too cold.

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That's no fun.

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This is not the right time of year
to go sightseeing.

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I mean, you should have really
picked someplace warm,

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like Florida.

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Did you ever read "Shogun"
by James Clavell?

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The book, and there
was a miniseries, too.

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It's a good one. It's about Japan.

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I think I have a copy.

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Paperback. I don't like hardbacks.

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Paperbacks are much easier to manage.

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Hardbacks are for show-offs.

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No, I've been to Puerto Rico...

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and Acapulco, Bahamas.

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I've been to London.

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Ireland.

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Here it is. I knew I had it.

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Paperback.

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Household dust.

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It's mostly just dead skin.

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Do you have DVD player?

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DVD? No, only VHS.

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And Canada, I've been there
dozens of times.

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And I went on a cruise once
with Charles.

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We went up to Alaska.

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We got to see neat whales and icebergs.

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Oh, that was a fun trip.

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Gets dark real early.

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Why don't you stay here tonight?

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I mean, your schedule
seems pretty flexible.

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And I'll warm up some leftovers.

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I have tuna casserole.

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- Um...
- No bones about it.

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We'll get up tomorrow

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and I'll show you around.

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It's no fun traveling alone anyway.

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Solitude? It's just fancy loneliness.

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This is my son Bobby's room.

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He lives in California now.

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Never comes to visit.

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He's pretty ungrateful.

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Tomorrow, you take me to Fargo?

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You don't wanna go there, hon.

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Trust me.

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I'll take you to the Mall of America.

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It's a lot more fun.

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They have an indoor Ferris wheel

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and a mirror maze.

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Now, you get a good night's sleep

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and help yourself
to whatever you'd like.

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Except for the sticky buns.

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They're for breakfast.

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Okay?

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Okay.

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Good night.

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$6.01.

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Good morning. How can I help you?

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Check out, please.

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You want to check out?

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What room number are you in?

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What's your room number?

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- Two. Zero.
- Two? Zero?

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20.

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Here, let me check.

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I have a note here.
Your credit card declined.

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Your credit card did not go through.

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You have a bad credit card.

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Bad card.

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Yes.

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This is business card.

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This is your business card?
Did you want me to try one more time?

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Nope, it declined again. It's bad.

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So you might have to call
your credit card company

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to check what's going on with it.

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Or if you have another card
I will take it.

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What you want to do?

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I go get money.

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Hey, hey, hey!

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Hey!

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I didn't mean to turn on the siren.

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I bumped it by accident.

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I got a call about a lady
wandering around in a blanket.

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Are you that lady?

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Back there, that was Paul Bunyan
and Babe the Blue Ox.

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It's an American folktale
or something like that.

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Babe used to be anatomically correct,

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but apparently some drunk guy went

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and shot the statue's privates off
with a 12 gauge.

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I want to go Fargo.

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- Do what now?
- Fargo.

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I want to go Fargo.

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It's... it's a good ways away.

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It's not close.

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I discover that.

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So... what is that?

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Jesus Christ.

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You're looking for the money

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that was in this?

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That's what you're looking for?

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I discover treasure.

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- Yeah.
- Right here.

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- Well...
- It's mine.

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Okay, well, you see...

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this is not real.

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It's just pretend.

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Like, you know, like entertainment.

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Entertainment.

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It's not real like a documentary or news

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or a reality show, or something.

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It's just...

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it's just a normal movie.

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You know, fake. Like a story.

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No fake.

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Yeah, fake.

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No fake. It's...

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And I know, I understand.

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But a documentary is real,

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and a normal movie is fake.

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Not fake. Real.

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This is a normal movie.

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I discover treasure.

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Right here.

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Look, I...

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Look, I want to help you.
I'm just trying to figure out how.

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Hi, can I help you?

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Hello, ma'am.

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My name is Deputy Caldwell
with the Sheriff's Department.

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- Okay.
- Not in this county,

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- but that doesn't matter.
- Yes?

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I'm here with this Japanese woman

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who doesn't speak English
particularly well,

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and so I was wondering
if you could possibly

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translate a few things for us.

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I'm Chinese. I don't know any Japanese.

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- Not a...
- Not at all.

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Don't you know just
at least a couple sentences?

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Only Mandarin. That is it.

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Very different.

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Kumiko?

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What?

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Do you speak any Chinese?

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No. Japanese.

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Chinese.

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How's your meal?

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Okay.

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You know, I was...

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I was thinking about
those maps you have.

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And...

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I bet a standard highway map
would clarify things a little better.

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You know?

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I'm pretty sure I have one in the car.

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So why don't you sit tight
here for a second?

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And I'll go check.

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I'll be back in a second.

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I found it.

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What's wrong?

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You... you okay?

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Here.

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I'm sorry you're so upset.

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I'm trying to think what to tell you.

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I think if we didn't have
this cultural barrier between us

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that we could understand
each other clearly

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and this would all make
a lot more sense.

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Hey, hey.

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Believe me,

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I know how important this is to you.

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I've never been
to another country before.

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I can only imagine how strange

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and confusing everything must be.

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Kumiko, I want you to know

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that I'm going to help you, okay?

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I wanna help you get what you need

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and where you need to go.

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You're not in this alone,
you understand?

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I am here to help.

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I understand.

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I'm not alone.

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You help me.

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Let me know if there's
a particular style you're going for.

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Because to be honest,

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I really don't know
what's fashionable or not.

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So let me know what you see.

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If you find something you like,

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I'm sure they'll let you
leave the blanket here.

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Let's try this one.

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It looks good.

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Okay.

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Seems it's not too tight.

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01:22:59,480 --> 01:23:00,811
Okay.

275
01:23:01,960 --> 01:23:05,248
Where's your... right there?

276
01:23:07,040 --> 01:23:09,168
That's where your toe is.
It should be fine.

277
01:23:32,520 --> 01:23:34,090
What'd you do that for?

278
01:23:37,360 --> 01:23:39,840
You said you help me.

279
01:23:42,320 --> 01:23:45,085
Well, yeah, but not like that.

280
01:23:46,120 --> 01:23:48,407
I'm just trying to do my job
and that's all.

281
01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:57,527
You said you'd help me get treasure...

282
01:23:59,760 --> 01:24:00,807
together.

283
01:24:02,520 --> 01:24:04,682
Well, no, you got me all wrong.

284
01:24:04,840 --> 01:24:06,604
I mean, I have a wife and two kids,

285
01:24:06,760 --> 01:24:11,288
I mean, I'm just trying to help you.

286
01:24:11,480 --> 01:24:13,403
And the treasure's not real.

287
01:24:13,560 --> 01:24:16,769
It's just a regular, normal movie,

288
01:24:16,920 --> 01:24:18,081
and that's it.

289
01:24:19,080 --> 01:24:22,801
It's fake, totally fake.

290
01:24:25,720 --> 01:24:27,882
It's not fake!

291
01:24:28,080 --> 01:24:32,210
Wait. Just... will you listen to me?

292
01:24:32,360 --> 01:24:33,964
Let me help you here!

293
01:24:46,080 --> 01:24:47,764
Shit.

294
01:24:50,520 --> 01:24:52,682
Oh, come on.

295
01:25:13,560 --> 01:25:14,561
Fargo!

296
01:25:15,880 --> 01:25:17,325
Fargo!

297
01:25:33,200 --> 01:25:34,326
Fargo.

298
01:27:01,320 --> 01:27:03,322
Stop! Stop!

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01:27:04,360 --> 01:27:06,727
Stop! Stop!