Pervy Celly

>Be Anon, and enjoying some of the best sleep of your life.
>Lately your dreams have been awesome, and you sleep the full eight hours. Tonight you lay on the beach with Rarity by your side.
>She's rolls to the side, and brings out a chilled bottle of wine, "Shall we~"
"Hell yeah."
>Suddenly you hear a loud, drawn out *Sniiiiifffff*
>You look around, but see nothing other than sun, sand, and deep blue water.
>"Is something wrong?"
"Nothing, now where were we?"
>*Sniiiiffff* "Uhohohoho~ He ran with these~"
"Did you hear that?"
>Rarity begins to act nervous, and frantically pops the cork off the bottle, "Nothing at all Anon, d..do you want some wine?"
>Despite you hearing something, you know nothing is around you. You grab a glass, and lean back onto the sand.
>Rarity crawls on top of you, and teases her mane, "Well, what do you want to next darling?"
>You wrap your arms around her neck, and bring her close. Suddenly you hear a crashing sound, "Oh shoot."
>Rarity looks off to the side, and shout-whispers, "Hey, keep it down, do you wanna wake him up?"
"Huh? Who are you talking to?"
>"Oh nothing, just focus on laying back darling." you try to pick yourself up, but she holds you down, "Anon dear, dont worry, just..stay..down."
"I know I heard something Rarity, get..off!"
>You push her off of you, and suddenly you awake in bed with a loud gasp.
>You get up, and see Princess Celestia holding a pair of your boxers from the dirty basket to her nose, and wearing another pair on her horn.
>To your side is an embarrassed Luna, looking away from your massive morning wood.
"What the fuck!"
>Celestia slowly puts down the boxers, and pulls off the other one, "Ummm, its not what it looks like."
>The only sounds you hear are a draft coming in from the opened window, and the small shuffling of the two mares as they slowly walk out. Heads hanged low.
>The close your door, as you sit in bed. Today was a bad morning.