Incorrect battle computer

*It will be a punch from the right,* the battle computer told Midnighter as he watched John Freeman prepare a strike. He held up his right arm to block, only to be sent sprawling by a punch. He grimaced before picking himself back up. Every single strike in this fight, the battle computer had gotten wrong. There was no way that was even possible. Correction, there was maybe one way.

That could only happen if this man’s fighting style had no ties to any sort of logic.

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He looked back up at John Freeman. *He will go in for a kick,* the battle computer said. *He will punch. He will chop. Heeeee will waoeiwa aweo he will error!!!??..* He clutched his head as he felt a migraine forming. Trying to predict the man had caused the battle computer to shut down entirely.

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Semi-Finals, doctorgecko