Guns Don't Kill People Gamers Do

[Intro]
Come out with your hands on your head!
Turn the video-game off and step away from the computer!
Put the disc down, leave Mr. Burch alone!
Turn it off!

[Verse 1]
Guns don't kill people, gamers do,
Ask any writer working for Kotaku,
Its a fact, the lifestyle makes you an asshole,
Turns you to a backwards, sarcastic, mad troll,
Don't believe me? Bro it's true,
The crime rate has risen ever since PS2,
And it's rising, with the pro PS4,
Little kids cutting off their heads with chainsaws,
San Andreas made my mum say nigger,
If I read books then I wouldn't pull triggers,
But I didn't, now my mind is sick,
Playing Saints Row made me wanna hurt kids,
And women, no longer safe in their spaces,
Resident Evil 5 made me racist,
Listen up, if you wanna be famous,
Guns don't kill people, just gamers!

[Chorus]
Guns don't kill people, gamers do
Sound of the triggered
Bloo Bloo Bloo
x2

[Verse 2]
Guns don't kill people, gamers do,
I seen it in an interview on BBC news,
Took more lives than swine and bird flu,
Guns blazin' like Max Payne with kung fu,
All the way from New York to Smethwick,
Kids are playing shooting games with Anders Breivik,
Turns 'em psychotic, and obsessive,
Tell Jack he was right, it's a fucking epidemic!
That guy in Madden you called cancer,
Turns out he's the next Adam Lanza,
It's a fact, all suicide bombers,
Played Warcraft with Elliot Rodgers

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Guns don't kill people, gamers do,
I'm a fucking gamer and I might kill you,
Keyboard warrior, lost in the Matrix,
Name's not important, only my Hatred,
Just say no, don't be persuaded,
They're all dangerous no matter how they're rated,
Every player has lost control,
Even Gabe Newell lost his soul,
They only care about bank figures,
Shiggy and Kaz turning children to killers,
Parents and schools and culture are blameless,
Guns dont kill people, just gamers!

[Verse 4 (sort of)]
Three, six, my foot, your dick,
Nut shot, high score, reblog, so sick,
Let's play, streamers, watched by the youth,
Four year old killers trained by youtube,
All they feel is rage and anxiety,
They're gonna be the downfall of society,
Destructive like fire, addictive like meth,
Games are more deadly than fucking death,

[Chorus]

[Verse 5]
Guns don't kill people, gamers do,
They started the slave trade and World War 2,
Gamers made aids and nuclear war,
All because they wanted to get high scores,
It's undeniable, gamers are violent,
Even Bin Laden played Yoshi's Island,
Liars, thieves, murderers, rapers,
Guns dont kill people, just gamers!

[Chorus]

Games!
Killers!
Guns!
Triggers!
Mario is a!
Nigger!
Games!
Killers!