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In which Anna and Inari talk about aliens

May 31st, 2017
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  1. <Anna_Voclain> ==START==
  2. <Anna_Voclain> DD: are you ok?
  3. <Anna_Voclain> DD: it's been a week, and i'm kind of worried.
  4. <Anna_Voclain> DD: scratch that, just worried.
  5. <Inari_Rabbi> KH: Okay? Other than waking up in a hospital I feeling amazing
  6. <Anna_Voclain> DD: holy crap what happened?!
  7. <Inari_Rabbi> KH: I electrocuted myself
  8. <Inari_Rabbi> KH: But here is the kicker
  9. <Inari_Rabbi> KH: It wasn't by wires or anything
  10. <Inari_Rabbi> KH: Electrokinesis.
  11. <Anna_Voclain> DD: nice one.
  12. <Inari_Rabbi> KH: It ACTUALLY works. Ha take that trolls.
  13. <Inari_Rabbi> KH: Have to be born psionic my tail
  14. <Anna_Voclain> DD: uh
  15. <Inari_Rabbi> KH: What?
  16. <Anna_Voclain> DD: are you sure that's why you're in the hospital?
  17. <Inari_Rabbi> KH: Yeah I electrocuted myself and fell unconscious
  18. <Anna_Voclain> DD: are you sure it isn't a...different type of hospital?
  19. <Inari_Rabbi> KH: Anna.
  20. <Inari_Rabbi> KH: Seriously?
  21. <Inari_Rabbi> KH: I know I do some crazy stunts. But I don't like.
  22. <Inari_Rabbi> KH: Lie
  23. <Anna_Voclain> DD: alright, fine, i'll believe you got psychic electricity powers.
  24. <Anna_Voclain> DD: so, uh,
  25. <Anna_Voclain> DD: congratulations...?
  26. <Inari_Rabbi> KH: And I'll admit aliens are real. Congrats.
  27. <Anna_Voclain> DD: aliens?
  28. <Inari_Rabbi> KH: Yeah.
  29. <Inari_Rabbi> KH: Trollian connects to some werid alien planet where they are grey, got candy can horns and different blood colors.
  30. <Inari_Rabbi> KH: Thought they were extreme cosplayers at first
  31. <Anna_Voclain> DD: you know what? i have nothing to lose, i'll go along with it.
  32. <Inari_Rabbi> KH: Want Trollian? I'll include the two trolls I talked to. One is a racing fanatic and the other is obsessed with dragons.
  33. <Anna_Voclain> DD: is this an attempt to hack me?
  34. <Inari_Rabbi> KH: Hahahahaha oh Anna
  35. <Inari_Rabbi> KH: I don't even need to send a program to do that
  36. <Anna_Voclain> DD: oh boy.
  37. <Inari_Rabbi> KH: Because I'm the best.
  38. <Anna_Voclain> DD: that no one ever was?
  39. <Inari_Rabbi> KH: to hack them is my real test
  40. <Anna_Voclain> DD: to find data is your cause?
  41. <Inari_Rabbi> KH: Exaaactly~ Sorry for worrying you.
  42. * Inari_Rabbi sent Trollian.exe
  43. * Anna_Voclain has received Trollian.exe
  44. <Anna_Voclain> DD: well, i'll check it out.
  45. <Inari_Rabbi> KH: Have fun. I've elected to never hit random on trollian again
  46. <Anna_Voclain> DD: that's a thing?
  47. <Inari_Rabbi> KH: Yeah.
  48. <Anna_Voclain> DD: fun
  49. <Inari_Rabbi> KH: Yeah I think they live in the stone age or something, they have a caste system and it's hilarious.
  50. <Anna_Voclain> DD: sounds like more fun
  51. <Inari_Rabbi> KH: Srsly? I mean I find it strange 'cause it's all about their blood color
  52. <Anna_Voclain> DD: more ideas for a next campaign!
  53. <Anna_Voclain> DD: is that like... alien racist if i do that?
  54. <Inari_Rabbi> KH: Who cares? We aren't tumblr. Bring on the stabby of a new species with psionics!
  55. <Inari_Rabbi> KH: I mean we did do that entire campaign against the elves
  56. <Anna_Voclain> DD: oh yeah, we did.
  57. <Anna_Voclain> DD: but elves aren't real, though.
  58. <Inari_Rabbi> KH: True.
  59. <Inari_Rabbi> KH: But I mean we play plenty of games killing humans
  60. <Anna_Voclain> DD: true.
  61. <Inari_Rabbi> KH: Heh, have fun with 'em. I know I had a bit of fun
  62. <Anna_Voclain> DD: will do, ma'am!
  63. <Inari_Rabbi> KH: See ya!
  64. <Anna_Voclain> DD: i'll make sure to report back!
  65. <Anna_Voclain> ==END==
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