May I have your attention please
this is grand marshall mathers with a classic wow announcement
I repeat this is a classic wow announcement
we’re gonna have a problem here.

y’all act like you never seen a skilled player before
too used to retail rolling ur face on the board
well sorry to say but that shit just makes me bored
so you better run before you feel my sword

aaaah. its the return of the oh wait, no way, your kidding
he didn’t just say what i think he did, did he
and asmongold said
nothing you idiots asmongolds dead, retail in his mom’s basement

feminine gamers love M and N chicka chika chika dem males I’m sick of them
its been hard to explain to these kids that I’m not a tranny
half of them haven’t hit puberty and don’t notice the fanny

but  “Monkeynews I saw your guild name aren’t you on welfare
won’t you come over to retail where its more fair
Well I don’t know how to be more clear
whenever you see me you better hide right there
cause ill charge at u like I’m a grizzly bear

Another resist another resist
rogues open on me and they all get little pissed
well theres a message i wanna deliver to these fresh kids
who open vanilla and don’t know what stun resist is
Of course they gonna know what resist is, by the time classic comes out
they got the wow forums don’t they

well you’ve come to the right channel
So go to your control panel, hit your prime sub then hit cancel
then resub here cause i am the GOAT
the greatest warrior ever to rock the boat
streaming all day I keep fresh afloat
chat spam kappa sing the chorus, this is how it goes


(chorus)
cause I’m the real lady yes I’m the real lady
all you other trannies are just imitating
so won’t the real warrior
please stand up
please stand up
please stand up
(x2)

Asmongold doesn’t have to play classic to get views
well I do so fuck him and fuck you too

you think I give a damn about twitch
most of you never played classic and just bitch

But what if classic comes out wouldn’t it be weird?
why you think I would just lay down and disappear
the greatest warrior ever, the most feared
getting rank 1 every year
all these guilds coming for me, most revered
queuing for BG’s cheers when I appear
1k viewers no twitch staff its all clear
1 million views put it in high gear
ninja move over the uk is here.
call drake I’m ready for a rap career AAAH

And I’m sick of all these shitty servers, all they do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And theres a million of us just like me
who tank like me, who just wanna rank like me, hit R fourteen,
moonwalk, and act like me, but turns out just another dumb monkey
read about u in the obituary

cause I’m the real lady yes I’m the real lady
all you other trannies are just imitating
so won’t the real warrior
please stand up
please stand up
please stand up
(x2)