Dear Parents Of Nymph,

I write to you today with a heartfelt plea to your sympathy and generosity. As the parents of our beloved Nymphy, you are of course well within your rights to ground him should his behavior prove naughty. However, I would be remiss if I didnft make some attempt to impress upon you the vital role your son plays in a certain community that needs him.

Nymph is responsible for providing nutritious melons to the aforementioned community. Not just anybody can provide this service. Others have tried, but no one delivers that ripe, juicy goodness the way your darling boy does. His warm smile and infectious enthusiasm bring so much joy to the lives of community members. By limiting his time spent with us, you are doing irreparable harm to our well-being. Our days are overcast and colorless without the happy glow young Nymphy shines into our hearts.

I wonder if you could find it within yourselves to allow Nymph to attend to his melon duties while he is grounded. If you must prohibit his accessing any other websites, thatfs understandable. I know you have a duty as parents to punish your son when hefs done wrong so that you can help him to build character and become the best person he can be. But, by keeping him away from those who need him most, you punish dozens, not just one.

Thank you for your time and for sharing your wonderful son with us.

Sincerely yours,

Sabrina