R/tf2 lore by DaSzil FINALE

THE COUNTRIES:
Shitpostia
Shitpostia was the main kingdom on the continent of r/TF2. It's residents
were given godly treatment and the political parties were one of the best
in the entire world, until one individual came to destroy those dreams
about paradise.
That individual was Birchly, the Goddess of Flame and Fire. She became
emperor after the highly successful coup d'etat against the old emperor,
whose name was erased from every document.
Birchly was a greedy ruler, and because of that the beautiful nation of
Shitpostia became engaged in numerous wars (War of the Vohring, The War
of the Nukes etc)
These acts have made that Shitpostia must become a military state, barely
investing in other things the country needed.
Shitpostia's territories these days are all made out of deserts, full of
flaming dragons and wyverns, the Empress having changed the habitat of
the creatures living there. It is mostly desolate except for the main
parts of the country (The capital, The Sister Port cities; etc)
Birband
Birband is a state that detached from Shitpostia 10 years after Birchly
has taken over the land. Birband is now ruled by the famous Goddess of
Time Eve, where she is an eternal slumber, waking up only when the
opportune moment strikes.
Birband has taken the wheel of destroying Shitpostia after hearing about
the horrors of what the Empress has done to the people and to the
habitats of the animals that lived there many years ago.
Birband itself is a powerful nation, boasting a really powerful Pegasus
Division, lead by the Commander Wire of House Itulnat.
The main focus of Birband is to fend off the power of Shitpostia from the
realm and to encourage the ownership of birds, them being sacred
creatures in respective country. The legendary Thunder Bird was said to
have created the Peep population, which is on the verge of being
eradicated by the likes of Bangeon and Shitpost alike.
The terrain of of Birband is a mountainous one, having the highest peak
in the entire continent. This is one of the reasons why the bird is the
sacred animal of the country, it having an easy to travelling through it.
Bangeon
Bangeon is the country that is mostly made up from eerie monsters and
forbidden gods, being sealed away by the forces of Birband and Voreatria.
The people there are said to be isolated mercenaries and assassins who
have magical powers only Gods can compare to.
The state is in a state of turmoil, anarchy has spread through every
corner of the Kingdom and the only borders are the ones which the
neighbouring countries have made.
There is no said leader, but the most popular one of those merciless
mercenaries was the couple of Kuromu and Aerii. The two merciless devils
have plummeted numerous garrisons and have killed more than a thousand
people.
They are the most feared mercenaries in the area and their whereabouts
are unknown.
The terrain here is made out of plains and plains of grass, trees are a
rare occurrence, and when trees are spotted they will mostly be taken
down by mercenaries filled by greed, searching for something to create a
hut from.
Voreatria
Voreatria is a country situated in the middle of the continent of r/TF2,
neighbouring every country on the continent.
For that reason the country has taken some not so risky decisions in the
past to not anger one part of the continent and cause a global turmoil.
Vore has been a sacred ritual in this country, since the rise of of the
Ruler Of Voreatria, Nikolash VII, this ritual has become a normal thing
in the household of Voreatrians (people from Voreatria).
If you dislike this common thing you will be ridiculed and thrown in
prison. Nikolash being a cat person, he needs special needs and wars will
likely never happen for this sole reason.
When this overlord will die, the state of Voreatria will be in total
chaos, people starting to think about vore-ing relatives after the shock
that Nikolash made upon the people.
Voreatria stand in a highly seismic location, volcano eruptions and
earthquakes being common, and that’s why people started using floating
islands as cities.
If you see a house on the ground on Voreatria, it must be abandoned or
made by a foreigner.
There is also a fairy tale about the start of the ritual of vore, there
was a gigantic worm named Vohr that could eat entire cities and even
create island by the sheer size of his jaw.
Demokingdom
Demokingdom is the country that has the least political turmoil out of
all of the above, it being a pretty peaceful state. The army is made up
from only "Demoknights" and some highly trained "Hybrid Knights".
These forms of ranks were made by the Demokingdom after the Scourging, a
war that was made between Bangeon and Demokingdom, where the troops need
to fend off the gigantic number of assassins on the field.
Many warriors grew up in this place, many lived peacefully knowing that
the army was always prepared, others who were in the Scourging had some
severe side-effects. Mental breakdowns were always imminent, so the
government got an idea.
The idea was to make everyone in the entire country drunk all day. This
way bad thoughts and misery were never seen here, even to this day.
Many kids are born drunk and many warriors go into war drunk, but don't
be fooled, because their Adamant Ore shields will make you hide in fear.
The Demoknight is always prepared with a pair of boots, a chainmail
armour, a plate armour, a charging shield, and a sword of their choice.
These fearsome men strike fear into the enemy when charging, shouting,
cursing, and sometimes singing at the foe.
The Hybrid Knight is the Elite version of the DemoKnight, There are in a
small number, around 2500, and they are divided into every Division
equally (except for the Division Alpha, boasting thrice to number of
Hybrid Knights).
These fearsome men are equipped with the same tools as before, but they
get a grenade launcher for crowd control. These men grew up near old land
mine placements so they know a thing or two about gunpowder.
The army is feared but it doesn't seem to do much these days.
The geography is varied, having tall mountains to the east, and plains to
the south.
Most animals there are livestock, wild animals being hunted to extinction
or just too scared to come out.
NOTABLE WARS:
The War of the Vohring
The Vohring is one of the biggest rivers in r/TF2, it being situated in
Voreatria. Shitpostia really needed water in their dry season, which was
7 months long.
In these times the Lake Malfucius dries out for it to come back in the
Humid Season ( the last 5 months).
Birchly waged war against Voreatria for the river, so that she could have
more water for the military, them needing to stay hydrated at all times.
The leader Nikolash did not approve of this and offered peace, but that
offer was neglected entirely.
Shitpostia sent some Halberdier divisions to weaken the Voreatrian army,
but to no success.
The Voreatria War Elephants cut down every one of their oppositions and
made it very hard for the Shitpostian army to do any degree of damage to
the enemy.
The war ended after 5 months, Voreatria being victorious, which will get
a good chunk of Shitpostian territory.
It is said that after the war ended, the Empress of Shitpostia hanged all
commanders and generals, saying that "They did not seem worth enough."
The Scourging
The Scourging was a war that lasted from 727 to 731, participants being
the Demokingdom and Bangeon.
This war was started over a the fact that a resident of Demokingdom has
accidentally fataly wounded a mercenary from Bangeon on his way through
the Capital.
The people of Bangeon were not happy with this and they requested paid
tribute from Demokingdom so they can train another mercenary.
This howerver didn't happen and it sparked up a massive war between these
2.
The battalions of DemoKnights demolished the Bangionese opposition and
made them retreat numerous times, but they did not declare peace yet.
The Hybrid Knights launched napalm bombs across the lands of Bangeon to
scare the foes.
This war was the end of most of the millitary campaings made by
Demokingdom for a solid 200 years.
Many people were lost that day, but the Bangeonese armies were not
destroyed totally, they rallied up another army and hoped for the best.
The War of The Nukes
This war is the main reason why the people from Voreatria living in
floating islands these days.
The nuclear fallout that has happened after the failed creation of a
nuclear module time war creator has made the land emit strong radiations.
The people needed to fend off the Mutated Beasts from the "Underworld" by
themselves, as Nikolash did not aid any person, because he was searching
for a reason why birds fly (He was pretty stubborn as a person).
The people came victorious but with massive losses, 60% of the population
that went to fend off the beasts perishing.
UNINHABITED PLACES:
Dragon's Lair/Den
This Island is located south of Voreatria, and is separated by the
Golden Pearl Sea.
There are no human inhabitants on this island but there are a ton of
dragons and wyverns that populate it. It has been said that the fire
breathing lizards came from the Faraway World that no one knows the
location of.
These dragons are isolated in the harsh terrain that makes up the Island.
It is full of tall mountains that normal people can barely climb.
The dragons and wyverns are not that aggressive, but when angered they
will cause havoc.
The Amaranthine Islands
The Amaranthine Islands are the Islands in the north-west part of the
continent, containing lots and lots of minerals.
Iron, Copper, Silver, Gold, Mercury, Adamant ore, and many other precious
metals can be found there.
Humans are not allowed to go there, only Lizard People.
These Lizard people control how the entire metallurgic industry develops
on the islands.
IMPORTANT/WELL KNOWN FIGURES:
Surafd (Myrmidon)
A highly experienced soldier from the 6th Division of the Shitpostian
Army, this dangerous soldier can cut at lightning speeds with his trusty
weapon, "The Sol Katii". He has been promoted through the ranks very fast
for his exceptionally fast and angry mindset and powerful hand.
Serves Shitpostia.
Micky (Dragon Lord)
The Lord of Dragon is the most powerful and the biggest dragon from the
entire Dragon's Lair. Micky has ruled over this land as Lord for over 300
years.
His powers extend to breathing Gamma Flames, recreating Earthquakes, and
using Holy Breath.
Rules Dragon's Lair.
Ploov (Jester)
Ploov is a known lyncher and robber. He can persuade people with his way
of talking and turn people against their own will.
He is ridiculed for this fact but he doesn't seem to care about it.
Serves Shitpostia.
Spooker (Skeletal Knight)
Hybrid Knights have a really good reputation in Demokingdom, one of the
best being Spooker. He is in the lead of the 21st Division, which is
named the "Undead Division" for the sheer fact that only monster are made
out of that entire division.
Spooker has climbed up the ranks steadily but really well, compared to
other Hybrid Knights. He is also immune to blades, but very weak to blunt
weapons.
Serves Demokingdom.
Cheerio (Wyvern Lord)
Wyvern Knights are uncommon in the Birbandian Army, because of the sheer
lack of trained fliers knowing how to manoeuvre these killing machines.
But, sometimes some people get to ride these monsters into the heat of
battle, Cheerio being no exception.
His Lance and Sword skills amaze other Pegasus Knights, which aim to be
as good as him one day.
He is easily angered though, and can only be put down if blood is shed.
Serves Birband.
Nikolash (Communist Overlord)
Nikolash (His mother calls him Niko, but if others do that they are
hanged publicly) is the Supreme Overlord of Voreatria.
He is a stubborn leader, not knowing the main things needed to rule a
country.
Many assassination plots are made against him, which aren't easily put
down.
The country is in a pretty bad state since he started reigning over this
land.
Sir Duck (Grand General)
Sir Duck is the General of the biggest division from the Birbandian army.
His tactics of war revolutionised the way people fight since the
beginning of his lead.
His division (Being the 1st one), is made out of unconventional people,
like mages, pegasus knights, wyvern knights, smaller generals, and
halbadiers.
He serves himself.
Kuromu and Aeriichan (The Swordmaster Duo)
These so-called rulers of Bangeon are cruel and have no remorse when
killing infidel people.
Their rule of Bangeon is so well made that shrines are built for this
couple. Their blades "Phoenixus" for Kuromu, and "Sakagiri" for Aeriichan
are one of the finest blades on the continent.
Their power is only matched by the other hyper-powerful rulers of the
other nations.
Ellie (Bishop)
Starting a rebellion inside of Shitpostia, which grew in size after every
won battle, has made her well known in the lands of the Shitpostia.
She is acclaimed sometimes as "The Divine Light" or the "All-seeing
Angel". The Shitpostian army has tried to stop it but to no success.
Many powerful warriors have chosen to go with her, such as Szil, the
Berserker and Lemmy the Hybrid Knight.
Her campaigns have made the people love her so much that they would even
give aid to the small rebellion.
Nick (Warrior)
Not to be confused with Nikolash, Nick is a warrior native to Bangeon,
that has abandoned the life of war for a peaceful life on a man made
island.
His solitary life techniques have given him the nickname of "The Solitary
Rock".
His beloved wife has gone missing one day, and that has angered him
enough that he waged war against the leaders of Bangeon, Kuromu and
Aeriichan.
He will join the Shitpostian rebellion after many hard days of war, which
were made all alone.
He serves under no nation, but to himself.
Szil (Berserker)
A profoundly lost man, whose mind has been broken since his birth, he
sometimes has big mental breakdowns and gigantic outrages.
Being calm is not in his dictionary, stress is his life style, and he
cannot do anything about it.
His axe, the "Armads" which has rumors for centuries that it could slay
even the most powerful warrior.
He is a pretty stubborn person, only communicating when most needed.
He serves under Ellie.
Hails from Demokingdom.
Spoonz (Royal Counsellor)
Being the right hand of Empress Birchly, Spoonz has always made good
diplomatic decisions that included the fate of the country.
Known as the "Right Hand of Shitpostia" , him and Birchly have a secret
relationship.
He was known back in the day as an Halbadier who could shoot down a
Pegasus from 70 meters away.
His lover makes him feel like an Emperor himself, him having a deluxe
life.
Lemmy/Jelle (Hybrid Knight)
A very calm and mature person that hails from Demokingdom.
Knowing the landscape of r/tf2 like the palm of his hand, being a good
strategic knight.
His tactics are not well known and that adds to his mysterious element.
He serves Ellie, together with Szil.
Laser (Druid)
Hailing for Voreatria, his magical axe named the "Wolf Beil", scare the
people living with him in the small of town of Spadloon.
He is not liked by many people but he considers himself as a popular
person.
He joined the forces of Shitpostia wanting for revenge against the town
of Spadloon and Voreatria alike.
Serves under Shitpostia.
Murky (Necromancer)
Known as the Left hand of Shitpostia, he is one of the most powerful
mages around, boasting numerous wins over his opponents.
He Co-rules Shitpostia with Spoonz and Birchly, something which he really
doesn't enjoy doing.
He wants absolute power, the entire country. No sharing. Only pure power.
His dark arts are so powerful that he can even create mini black holes
Skilled in the arts of stealth and nocturnal awareness, which skills he
can use in combat to decimate his foes easily.
He is an orphan that grew up in Voreatria. His parents dying of an
illness.
He grew up with a pack of Skeletons in the Forest of Alup.
His sword, the Vague Katii.
He is easily distracted by getting drunk.
Lucie (Sniper)
Has grown up in the lands of Birband. Her archery skill amaze the the
people nearby.
Her ancient bow, "Nidhogg" has an infinite amount of ammo, arrows
appearing on moment.
Lucie has always had a hard life in Birband, being hated by the pegasus
knights. She accepted the fact that she is hated for being a Sniper, but
it still hurts her feelings.
She is very soft-hearted and spontaneous.
Matto (Bishop)
A very calm and old aged man. His lively nature make people see him as a
pure person.
He reigns form Voreatria, making him an insanely smart person.
His knowledge about the history of r/tf2 is so refined that people name
him "The Book Of Holy Truth".
His powerful Light Magic, Ivaldi, is feared even by the powerful Murky.
Knowing that he's old, he tries to blend in with the youth, but doesn't
really do it well.
He serves Voreatria.
Left (Druid)
A druid native to Bangeon, owning a very powerful arsenal of dark tomes,
such as Ereshkigal, Mire and Naglfar.
Coming from a royal family, his heritage is a very good one, but he
neglects his familiar traits.
His friends are very loyal to him, thinking he should be one of the new
"King of Bangeon".
He is an optimistic open minded person that goes through perils day by
day.
Nursey (Hero)
Coming from the high mountains of Birband, her sword, the Audhulma and
her Axe, Basiliskos, make a fearful and powerful combination.
Her adamant ore shield can block even the most powerful of hits, both
magical and physical attacks.
She is a very competent fighter and knows her own strength.
She has fallen in love with several people, but it seemed that it never
worked out.
She still searches for love through out these kingdoms.
Gylentic (Sage)
Coming from Voreatria, he has had many problems with his journey through
the kingdoms.
The joined Ellie's rebellion after hearing about it. His magical
knowledge is a very good one, knowing how to control Forblaze, Rexcalibur
and Rexbolt.
His powers make his parents question his journeys through the kingdoms.
He is a quirky young mage and wants to be one of the best ones in the
entire continent.
Serves Voreatria and Ellie
Yerrow (Dancer)
Coming from an unknown location, her dancing skills have been noticed by
Shitpostia, wanting to make her a slave of Birchly. The Demokingdom did
not approve of this and took care of her.
Her dancing moves revigorate her allies and make them more powerful.
She's a beautiful woman, known for ways of making males come after her at
night.
Goat (Falcoknight)
Goat was a humble child until he discovered the love for Pegasi. They are
gentle humble creatures for him, not war machines. He tried to stop the
usage of them in battle but to no success.
One day the Birbandese nation was brought up to a meeting for the war
diplomacy against Shitpostia. Hearing the atrocities that Shitpostia
made, he changed his mindset.
He enrolled into the army and soared the skies next to other Pegasus
Knights, until he became a well trained Falcoknight.
He serves Birband.
Crazed (Thief)
Being the master of lock-picking gave him a pretty nifty reputation. His
nimble body and quick hands made him look like a shadow lurking between
the scenes.
His sack was full of gold and valuable items at the time. Life was good
for him. Until the Bangeonese forces came and ravaged the Voreatrian
Country side, the place where he lived.
He became made, and he got a lust for blood, the problem was, that the
leaders of Bangeon were too powerful for him, so he needed help.
He is still searching for help to this day so he can get revenge on these
nasty enemies.
He serves nobody.
Skelly (Mage Knight)
A lonesome skeleton riding an undead horse goes through Bangeon. He looks
for people to train with, but to no prevail.
One day he meets a fellow mage, his name being not known. They have a
good fight, but somehow Skelly kills the random mage.
Seeing what happened, Skelly tried to resurrect him, but to no prevail.
The problem was that he could only use elemental magic, and to resurrect
him he needed Light Magic.
Knowing this he set out for a quest, to resurrect his fellow friend and
trainer.
He serves Bangeon.
Lore (Paladin)
Lore was the rightful bodyguard of the heir to Demokingdom's Throne, the
King being in a very poor state at the moment.
His extensive training has hardened him and made him a very strategic
person, planning out every action.
Serving Demokingdom for many years now, his steed has grown so much, that
the people think that it may be a magic horse, but it's mostly bad mouth
rumours.
His sword, the Audhulma can freeze enemies with a swift swing of it
through the air.
These things have made him a well known servant of the Royal House of
DeGroot.
Purpulear (Morpher)
This shady figure morphs himself as other people, animals or even demons.
His powers extended beyond human reach, but he still cannot use them at
their full extent.
He is usually seen eating mutants from Voreatria, but people say he hates
the people who populate the location.
He has been tricked by the Empress of Shitpostia to join their cause, not
knowing what he will get into.
Serves Shitpostia.
Empress Birchly (Empress of Shitpostia)
Descending from a the bloodlines of great warriors and leaders, Birchly
became Empress after the old Emperor, being his uncle, was taken care of
by Birchly's forces.
Since then she rules over one of the most powerful countries on the
planet. Her powers extended over the entire continent, having spies,
traitors of neighbouring countries, and Generals with their divisions
traversing throughout the other 4 nations.
Her powers are augmented by the fact that she is the literal Goddess of
Fire and Flames, being the cast the most powerful of Fires through the
Portal to the Underworld.
Her powers are not fully developed yet, her feeding of souls of the
people her army kills in the battles fought over the continent.
She started a conquest to reconquer the entire continent after the break
of 681, when the entire of Shitpostia broke into the states we know
today.
Birchly is a ruthless Empress which seeks the souls of the dead, her
powers growing after every slain enemy. Only one person can counter her
powers, and that is Empress Eve of Birband, Goddess of Time.
Empress Eve (Empress of Birband)
Coming from the branch of Emperors that Birchly came from aswell, her
powers are vaguely different, her being able to control time and space.
But these powers are to no extend because of her curse. She was put in an
eternal slumber by a witch who got her hand chopped off by a warrior. The
Empress is protected by any harm with a gigantic bubble shield.
Any attacker that gets too close will get sent into the Archapoles
Dimension, which has no escape.
Before her curse, she was the most documented person on the entire
planet. Knowing everything that was happening in the continent.
Kindness was her biggest trait, boasting huge charitary events for the
poor and making the army's morale skyrocket through the roof, but after
the curse hit, the armies morale fell lower and lower. People started
doubting that she will even come back to life.
Until it was discovered that the magical item know as the "Ether Sphere"
could remove her curse, and give her superior powers.
The army waged wars against the nation of Shitpostia, thinking that they
own this holy item.
Hoovy (Recruit)
A novice and eager warrior on the battlefield, Hoovy has always had the
thirst for war.
Coming from Bangeon, it's not a big mystery why.
The spear was his weapon of choice, thinking it was superior out of all
of the three weapons that existed at the time.
Recruits are the most powerful units if trained well enough, but at the
start they are as frail as they could be.
If he trains well enough he could do big things.
Bidoof (Great Knight)
Mounted on the most powerful of steeds from the stables of Shitpostia,
Bidoof has had a hard time being a Great Knight. The armour is heavy and
the conditions are never the best, but he says it's worth it.
His fast fighting tehnique amaze army generals and his swift movement
impress the enemies, knowing that his armour is way heavier than the
steed.
His axe, spear and sword are a made out of cold steel are feared by the
people.
But all of this doesn't help the fact that his divison is made out of
newbie soldiers, making him a prime target for enemy plans.
Serves Shitpostia.
Ench (Halbadier)
His lance has slain multiple great warriors, making him a well respected
power in the Voreatrian army.
He doesn't usually take parts in war, only seeking for a good fight.
Meaning that during most wars, he kills Voreatrian troops aswell.
He hasn't been thrown in jail because of the fear that he will seek to
destroy the country.
He started having relations with Bangeon recently, maybe he will join
their forces. Just maybe.
He serves no one at the moment.
Frea (Ranger)
Being trained in the bows has always been a good trait in a warrior, but
being trained in the art of swords as well was the the best possible
result.
Rangers like Frea, know how to wield bows and swords, boasting a wide
variety of of attacks.
Frea is a quiet person, not being too talkative because he doesn't want
to annoy the people around her.
The Rienfleche is his weapon, getting it from a sacred tomb. The bow
itself has the need for unique arrows, and this is why here journey
starts.
The arrows are so sacred that the Demokingdom has indeed asked the other
countries to spread them out, not leaving them in the same country for
too long, but the offer was neglected.
Until he finds the arrow, he will use adamant ore arrows with her cold
steel bow.
She serves Bangeon.
Chibi (Assassin)
No one knows why she wants to fight. No one knows who she wants to kill.
Not even her.
Her lust for power blinded her so much that not even herself can
understand the bloodlust.
Her blade, name the "Regal Blade", is to be feared. It can cut throught
cold steel shields with ease.
She is also skilled in the way of talking, being able to lure people to
their doom.
These skills were noticed by Aeriichan, leader of Bangeon, and she asked
Kuromu, her lover, to make Chibi a Bangeonese general.
Things didn't really work out, but she now lives in Bangeon. She doesn't
take orders from anyone, so the leader duo needs to get a new tactic.
She serves nobody.
Clara (Valkyrie)
Being the daughter of Aeriichan, she is feared by the people around her.
Wanting to be a leader herself, she sees the actions of her parents as
disgustingly bad and morally horrible.
She doesn't want to evidential the fact that she doesn't like the actions
that her parents are making, so she masks them.
Battle isn't her favourite, and the fact that she lives in a mercenary
ridden country annoys her too much.
One lucky night, she went on a journey to dethrone her parents, and to
make Bangeon a prosperous country.
On her journey she found Ellie's little army, and decided to join.
She serves Ellie.
Snoip (Wyvern Knight)
Turned dark after a failed vacation in Voreatria, where both of his
parents got kidnapped and sacrificed to Vohr, his intents of killing the
monster grew more and more, until he couldn't hold it in for himself and
he set out for the monster.
His Wyvern has poisonous fangs, so contact with the wyvern is strongly
prohibited. His wyvern is one of the most terrifying creatures, having
poisonous fangs and a deadly thunder breath.
Only legends tell of a wyvern so powerful.
Snoip somehow tamed it, and used it for personal reasons. The reason
being killing the ancient sand worm that lives in Voreatria.
However, the Voreatrian gouverment won't that happen.
His position in the Birbandian army isn't the best, not listening to the
roll calls and the trainings happening.
He serves Birband, but mostly in wars against Voreatria.
Signma (Paladin)
Hailing from another continent, his view of this land is a bad one. He
thinks nobody here is a normal person, everyone being an underling.
His family is one made out of peasants, but the kingdom of Shitpostia has
invited them to live here, hearing about their warrior son.
Signma is a sturdy warrior, that can't get into a war before making a
joke about it.
His humour is widely known through the continent, and many people laugh
at his jokes.
Sometimes even enemies laugh at the jokes he makes, that way he distracts
them, and makes them unable to fight. Killing them easily.
He serves Shitpostia.
Sile (Mage Knight)
Nicknamed after his trusty steed, Sile has always been a person of trust,
who knows when to stop an action.
His trusty anima magic never lets him down, even though he wanted to use
Light magic.
Being a mage knight hurts his movement through the deserts of Shitpostia,
where he is located.
He tried to join other countries but had 0 success with them.
He serves Shitpostia.
Hex (Phantom)
Summoned as an ordinary soldier with no special skills by Murky, Hex has
been given a mind of his own.
Being very frail at the start, her powers grew day by day. In the
darkness of the night, she has the most power.
Her only way of being killed is being hit by a Light magic spell, other
than that, she gets revived everytime she "dies".
She doesn't like the Sun, thinking it will kill her, so she wears a cape
on her body, so she doesn't get killed by the rays of the sun.
Being summoned by Murky doesn't mean she will obey him, and that's why he
joined the Birbandean army.
Serves Birband.
IMPORTANT CITIES:
New Yort, Capital of Bangeon
Population: 520.000
New Yort is a city that has no way of sustaining itself without the help
of the mercenaries it holds. This city is mostly known as "The Lost Gem",
once being a thriving city on the edge of the Shitpostian Kingdom, before
it's breakdown.
The people here are not that good, not caring about others emotions,
pillaging homes and stealing many types of items, such as food, weapons
and even children.
The economy consists of looting other towns, gaining power by the sheer
number of units the city has.
Natsukivile, Capital of Shitpostia
Population: 1.230.000
The most populous place on the entire continent, Natsukivile was a
beautiful place before Birchly came into power, but after she came to
power, the city's look has changed.
Houses were built far away from the old type of arhitecture, nowadays
abstract buildings are built and traditional ones being torn down.
The people actually like living here, being a pretty good isolation from
the big desert that sorounds them.
Nekopatria, Capital of Voreatria
Population 621.000
Nekopatria is a gigantic floating city, being made out of multiple
sectors that are interconnected with gigantic bridges.
The people of Nekopatria say that the town is mostly consisted of people
who own "cat people".
These "cat people" mostly being female, named "cat girls".
They are used as personal pets to interact with and to socialize with.
The economy of the country consists of making refined silk and very good
textiles.
DeGroot Keep, Capital of Demokingdom
Population: 562.000
The birthplace of the mighty Eyelander, the legendary sword of the
DeGroot family, this place is full of happy people and bloom since the
war days have ended.
But the war days will come back, and make the morale plummet down in the
city.
The government tries to maintain the morale high, but it's really hard to
do so.
The economy is based of refining metals, creating high quality swords and
weaponry, and good beverages, mostly alcoholic.
Peepistan, Capital of Birband
Population: 372.000
Located in the tall mountains of Ceres, the city of Peepistan is a tough
fortress made out of a gigantic castle and many tower surrounding a
gigantic wall.
This palace-esque city is one of the most gorgeous cities on the
continent, but it's not a tourist friendly location.
The people living there hate outsiders with pure passion. Many people got
scared away or even locked up for being a tourist.
The economy of this castle is made out of dome farming, food production,
and bank control.
The main story revolves around Ellie, the well known bishop, before she
got her title of “Divine Eye”. She was a humble housewife to a jealous,
disgusting husband and was abused daily. She never had kids because every
time the two of them tried to accomplish this goal, her husband would
provoke such severe wounds to her that the child could never survive. She
was a “weakling” to her husband, but deep inside she was an amazingly
powerful person. One faithful day she heard about some little mercenaries
searching for a job. These mercenaries were mainly involved in fights
that were happening on the soil of Shitpostia. The two of them were
lacking jobs so they went into a pub to drunk it off like they always
liked to. On that night, Ellie snuck out to the pub and implored the two
mercenaries to help her, because the abuse was too much by this point.
The two of them accepted this task without payment, thinking that a
woman’s life is more important than some bits of gold.
Ellie thought they would just scare him off, but as she thought what she
would do after he was gone she heard a gigantic axe *Thunk*.
She ran inside seeing her husband in a pool of blood. She started crying,
but the mercenaries were still next to her. They, confused, started to
ask her what the deal was. She replied: “-You buffoons! Look at what
you’ve done! You killed him! You killed a high ranking general within the
Shitpostian army! You idiots! What will I do after this?!”
Silence ensued for a moment. Then one of them spoke : “What if you came
with us? We really want to take some garrisons to start a rebellion
against the awful things that Shitpostia did to us all.”
Her eyes brightened up like two stars. The tears from her eyes started to
go away and her strong will began to emerge. Her heart pumped flames like
no other, flames of courage. She agreed on this instantly, so she became
the healer of the group. But the journey was long to come. Their small
group had no chance to destroy the huge Armada of Shitpostia, that’s why
they opted to stay quiet about this until their force was large enough to
destroy garrisons and small forts. On their way they met many allies,
where everyone had an unique trait. These traits are what made Ellie’s
army such a gigantic threat to the leaders of Shitpostia.
After they successfully captured Fort Remulon, they found 3 people taken
hostage. Those 3 unfortunate people were Goat, a humble Pegasus rider,
Clara, a wandering troubadour, and Gylentic, a small child who always
wanted to be a great Sage. The three of them were imprisoned because they
were caught talking about the Lords of the region without asking the
guards if they approved of it. They gladly joined the cause, knowing that
the country was full of disgusting lords and leaders.
After Remulon, the group took a break to get to know each other better.
Sitting besides the cracking fire, they started to introduce themselves
and make themselves more convincing. The two mercenaries, whose names
were unknown because of Ellie forgetting to ask them, made the decision
to strike down Fort Werton after the night, because they heard that the
loot there was phenomenal. But they lacked a necessity, keys to open the
chests. There was no way for them to open chests without keys........
Unless they hired a thief to lock pick them out of the situation. The
taverns nearby were empty. No sign of luck for the little rebellion, up
until someone snook up upon them and started to frighten them in the
blankness of the night. The eerie sounds made them anxious, thinking that
the Shitpostian army was responsible for all off this. They found a bush
that had giggles coming out of it. Beneath the leaves was a little thief
by the name of Chibi. Her attitude angered DaSzil, one of the mercenaries
that killed Ellie’s husband, so he took his axe and tried to teach her a
lesson. But she dodged almost everything she got thrown at. The people
were amazed, whilst DaSzil was still super pesky about her arrival.
Chibi stated that she heard the talks of the rebels, so she decided to
join their party.
After the gigantic hassle at Fort Werton, they found some shops nearby
and started to gather some resources for the journey. Every type of
weapon was welcome to them so they weren’t picky about the quality or the
durability, only the price mattered.
Knowing that the fort was secure, they started to quiet down a bit, so
that the enemies would not target them instantly after a great line of
victories. After a week, some people started to come to the Fort. These
people were unknown to them, so they remained very cautious about their
acts. They said that they were part of the group called “The Forsee
Brigade”. Their goal was also to destroy the kingdom of Shitpostia, so
they joined forces in order to gain power and stability. The members of
the Forsee Brigade were Hoovy, Spooker, Kuromu and Lore. They all had
their ups and downs but they were soldiers nonetheless. Their plans
started to become bigger and bigger. Forts and Castles were beginning to
be destroyed left and right, and the entire country started to
acknowledge that there was a huge turmoil between the lords. The rebels
helped these disputes by just obliterating any force that tried to halt
their journey.
This was all good until one unfortunate day came. This day marked the one
year “anniversary” of the groups creation. They were all happy and
melodic about this, so they did not even care about their fortifications
being unsupervised. They hear the sounds of the soldiers marching towards
the fort. The gates were easily opened and the forces scattered
throughout the building. Not long after Ellie was taken hostage and the
enemies asked for the rebellion to drop their weapons and give up, but
their strong will never let them down.
But, things got even worse when the Lord leading the army, Lord Kain,
started to burn down every corner of the fort.
The smoke was thick, but even then they fought the battle. Their efforts
were wasted, because by the time that they were finished with the
soldiers Ellie was already taken away.
Everything was crumbling down on this day, enemy raid, destroyed fort,
lost resources and losing Ellie. That night no one could sleep, everyone
was thinking about the outcome of this huge mess, their ideas were
shattered and the basic courage that they had was all gone now.
Their trainings became very rigorous now that Ellie was gone. They
started to think of plans about her escape and about the outcome of the
escape.
After months of planning and training, they were ready for the assault.
Ellie was taken hostage in Catria, the 3rd biggest city in all of
Shitpostia. This idea of storming the main citadel and killing everyone
was thrown around for a while until they settled to do this the subtle
way. They would go near the citadels main wall and try to make a
diversion so that the guards start repositioning themselves to adapt to
the battle. The main gates were destroyed and the rebels poured in.
Soldier by soldier, men by men, their courage only grew and made
impossible task seem agreeable. After finding the cell where Ellie was
put into, the party started fleeing the citadel and started to tease the
enemies into thinking that they were falling back.
After the hoard of militants was broken, they started to wander into the
nearby marsh, just so that they wouldn’t be followed. The entire mission
was successful. The entire party was together and they were more mature
than ever. Starting out as humble mercenaries, they became battle
hardened warriors.
Finding a good spot to rest, the group started to see if they were all
together, but some people were missing. To be exact, Hoovy, Spooker and
Kuromu. They never agreed or disagreed about this mission, so maybe
they’ve just went to hide in another spot than the main army, an okay
tactic. But after some time, they came with a small force. They said that
they were grateful that they stormed Catria, so now they want to give
them a present, death. The Forsee brigade was all a gigantic lie which
was made to covet up the past of these scummy soldiers. They were no
powerful warriors, they were just amazing liars.
Now the rebels were made to fight a huge army in the nearby swamps.
Everything was a huge lie, so they couldn’t afford to lose this battle
too. But somehow they managed to pull it out, by destroying the opposing
force. The three liars fled into nearby forts and tried to fortify their
walls with the new loot that they stole from the rebels. Lore seemed like
he has never known them as traitors, and became anxious that his fellow
warriors would kill him for treachery, but the force needed the manpower,
so they kept him alive, but they never dropped their eyes off of him.
Meanwhile, in the deep castle of Natsukivile, Birchly was having a feast,
despite the cries of the people. Birchly was too “occupied’ to notice
these problems, and so she just gathered more food from the local
merchants, so she could satisfy herself more.
The small force od Ellie’s rebellion finally started to get noticed by
the higher nobility, so they took drastic measures against them.
First they sent a wave of cavaliers and soldiers at them, but the forces
were too powerful for that raid to go well, so the Shitpostian division
fell back. The other division, consisting of mainly simple archers was
cut down as well. But one of those archers refused to engage the enemy,
and was sent to guard the right flanks. After some rigorous fighting she
was found by Ellie’s group and she was accepted into their force.
Now came the time to assault Castle Serafew, which was located on the
border between Shitpostia and Voreatria. This Castle was now lead by one
of those traitors, Hoovy. His army lacked the discipline and the bravery
to fight, which made their morale plummet. The Castle was somehow easier
to take down head-on than by taking a stealthy route.
With that out of the way, the army advances to the second traitors
castle, Kuromu’s castle. The feared sword master was known to have brutal
tendencies against his wife, Miss Aerii, which made him a hated leader of
the 24th division. He set up many traps that only thieves could disable.
His way of fighting was dirty, making his sword be nicknamed “The
Jailer”, because if anyone dared to touch it, they would get aa hefty
sentence to be imprisoned. After clearing the castle of the traps and
soldiers, only Kuromu and Aerii remained. Kuromu’s training and skills
made him near impossible to beat. Everyone tried their best to damage him
but to no success. Up until now, he has never lost a fight, but that was
about to change when he got attack by his dear wife, Aerii. She struck
him so hard that he fell off his podium. This was the rebellions chance
to kill him once and for all. With an amazing shot to the head, he was
destroyed. His corpse was then looted, and that’s how the little army
gained one of their powerful weapons: Phoenixus. The problem was that no
one in their group could wield it. They were pretty bummed out so they
tried to search for a myrmidon to try to use it. Aerii, who joined
Ellie’s cause, couldn’t even grasp it without starting to have horrible
flashbacks about her past. The townsfolk tried too, but to no success.
This meant the team had to store it away, so that the enemies would never
retrieve it.
Going through the towns and villages, their army grew more and more. The
members were really enveloped into this war.
Between the Battle at Castle Milto (Kuromu’s Castle) and the Battle
outside Fort Locusta (Spooker’s Fort) Ellie had to fight many little
skirmishes sent by the royals, which were all silenced. Ellie started to
think if all of this was a good idea. Was this manslaughter really worth
it? Was the death of enemy soldiers the right thing to do? This question
couldn’t be answered at that moment, because an important battle was
about to unfold. The Battle at Fort Locusta, where the last of the
traitors was located.
Back in Natsukiville, Birchly called upon the Jester of the Palace,
Ploov. Ploov was a well known pickpocket and thief, whose actions and
qualities went unnoticed, until this fine day. On this day, Ploov got the
job of making the Empress laugh. It all seemed like an easy thing to do,
but Ploov soon realized that this was near impossible, but it was too
late for him to run away. After many many failed attempts, he was
imprisoned in the castle and used as the laughing stock of the city. He
regrets the decision to stay in the country.
Meanwhile, a major battle was approaching between Ellie’s force and
Spooker’s militia. The men were readied for attack, but Spooker had an
idea. He would make it that cavalry would try to attack from the back to
break the lines, and after that he would put his newly hired mercenaries
to the test. He doubted that anyone would survive this.
Before the battle started, Ellie recruited some other warriors she has
met on her way to the castle, so her manpower was great as well.
The time has come. This clash will be the milestone that separates a
small riot from an all out revolution.
The battle was fierce, and lasted whole hours, but it seemed like the
rebels started to inflict major losses against the Shitpostian army.
This was the perfect moment for the cavalry charge. Spooker lit the
torches outside of the Castle, but no one came. He then shouted loudly as
to why they’ve left him, but to no response. Agitated, he tried to get
more soldiers from the nearby town, but no one wanted to come to his aid.
It was the finished. All of his tries, all of his treachery went nowhere,
because this was his last fight. He put up a fight with everyone, but
finally fell. Victory was achieved. The castle was retaken.
The “Guardian Army”, as it was nicknamed, tried to rest in the captured
fort, but soon they found out about some jail cells hidden behind a door.
There were various people there, of many ages. Some were just simple
civilians, which had 0 fighting skills, others were some eager fighter
who joined Ellie’s cause as a congratulative gift.
The Guardian Armies victories were heard all over the land, and that
sparked a major dispute between the other 4 countries, which one could
take responsibility of these actions? Which country should get all of the
praise and glory? This sparked conflicts left and right which grew more
and more , until war was declared. It was a major free for all, where no
nation sought land, manpower or resources, but only the fame of the
Guardian Army.
When the rumours spread to Ellie herself, she knew that she needed to go
off-route from her revenge against the corrupt leaders of Shitpostia, and
instead try to calm down the riots and conflicts that start occurring
left and right.
First was Voreatria, were Niko strongly believed that Ellie’s passage
through his land meant that she would ally up with him, but that was not
the case.
After the deserts of Voreatria were calmed, Birband was up next. The
extremely rough terrain made traversing these places a giant problem, but
the new allies that came to their aid made the battle much easier.
After Birband was settled, came the 2 most exotic and dangerous regions,
Demokingdom and Bangeon. Demokingdom actually abdicated before getting
involved with the Guardian Army, so Bangeon remained.
The desolate lands and putrid air made for an unwelcoming entry to this
cursed land. The people were so rotten inside, some of them even turned
into freaks and monsters. Many of these fiends had their lives taken away
by a lonesome warrior, whose power made him feared even by the monsters.
His name was unknown but he was nicknamed “Crimson” for his sheer lust of
alcohol. Not even the strongest of spirits could take this man down.
But the problem was that he started the riots and battles. He was chased
down into a cave where he led an ambush attack up the Guardians.
But their efforts led them to victory.
Now that the nations were put to peace, they all started supporting the
Guardians and giving them war funds and manpower.
The time has come.
The final showdown is about to happen.
Everything that was done up to this point, every lost soul, every lost
member, every tear, every cry for help was about to be answered.
This was the ultimate showdown for the liberation of the people! The fans
of the Guardian Army cheered when the army reached Natsukiville , for the
last time.
Murky, Spoonz and Birchly were not alone though. They have hired the most
professional of assassins to aid them for their final stand. They though
that their fortifications were impregnable. They divided their plan into
4 parts.
The first part was made out of the exterior gang named “The Four Fangs”
which were known for their sheer severity against their prey.
If that plan failed they also had an alternative one, the 2nd plan taking
part in the early halls and the entrance of the palace.
If that failed, then the Empress and King would flee, leaving Murky
behind to fend off the fighters. If that plan failed, then the only way
to evade the army was by hiding in a huge forgotten cave miles away, in
the lands of Birband.
There they could try to recreate the dynasty long ritual.
If that happened, the world would collapse on itself from the horrors of
the monster that would engulf the planet into a large husk of death and
nothing. It would remain a plain rock.