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Harken/Vera - Feelings jam

Oct 1st, 2016
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  1. (6:14:08 PM) ***arkeUnbound has begun espering abrasiveCaliginist
  2. (6:14:11 PM) arkeUnbound: Hey you
  3. (6:14:15 PM) arkeUnbound: Harken!
  4. (6:14:27 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Oh. Hi Vera.
  5. (6:14:32 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: How's it going?
  6. (6:14:43 PM) arkeUnbound: Amazing!
  7. (6:14:51 PM) arkeUnbound: I have meteors
  8. (6:15:01 PM) arkeUnbound: and fist bumped a robot and then decked it in the face.
  9. (6:15:15 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Welp. I can see you've been enjoying yourself.
  10. (6:15:17 PM) arkeUnbound: Today has been a pretty smashing day!
  11. (6:15:23 PM) arkeUnbound: How about yours?
  12. (6:15:31 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: I've been better.
  13. (6:15:45 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Trying to find some movies to have a good cry over.
  14. (6:16:10 PM) arkeUnbound: a good cry over a movie?
  15. (6:16:14 PM) arkeUnbound: I don't get it
  16. (6:17:26 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: You know. Like, you watch a movie and have a good cry while you're watching it. Have you never seen a Hugh Grant flick? Those are usually pretty good ones to cry over.
  17. (6:17:40 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Aaaaand all she has is action flicks. Great. Fucking great.
  18. (6:17:58 PM) arkeUnbound: Who does
  19. (6:18:05 PM) arkeUnbound: Also she has amazing taste.
  20. (6:18:05 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: How am I supposed to cry.
  21. (6:18:10 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: When all I can watch.
  22. (6:18:14 PM) arkeUnbound: Why do you want to cry?
  23. (6:18:14 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Is explosions.
  24. (6:18:26 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Because I'm frustrated and conflicted and confused.
  25. (6:18:47 PM) arkeUnbound: Um.
  26. (6:18:51 PM) arkeUnbound: Would talking about it help?
  27. (6:18:57 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Why does Innana exist?!
  28. (6:19:05 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Why does she have to be so dumb?!
  29. (6:19:08 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: And stupid?!
  30. (6:19:13 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: And generally moronic?!
  31. (6:19:29 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Does anything said to me by anyone mean anything at all?!
  32. (6:20:21 PM) arkeUnbound: That's a question for you I think.
  33. (6:20:25 PM) arkeUnbound: Does it mean anything to you?
  34. (6:20:47 PM) arkeUnbound: You sound like you're having a hard time
  35. (6:21:24 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Perhaps a little. I think Little Boas here senses that.
  36. (6:21:35 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: I have adopted a baby kink.
  37. (6:21:38 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: *mink
  38. (6:21:45 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: ((Fucking phone))
  39. (6:22:12 PM) arkeUnbound: That doesn't sound like a bad thing!
  40. (6:22:13 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: And I feel like it gets me
  41. (6:22:15 PM) arkeUnbound: Aren't they adorable?
  42. (6:22:34 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Curling up in my lap. Chilling out.
  43. (6:22:37 PM) arkeUnbound: And you're just like Nona! She has one too
  44. (6:22:51 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Awwww not Nona. Talk about anything but Nona!
  45. (6:23:16 PM) arkeUnbound: Right right!
  46. (6:23:20 PM) arkeUnbound: Wait no
  47. (6:23:29 PM) arkeUnbound: This is not how we handle things here Harken!
  48. (6:23:40 PM) arkeUnbound: I learned an important lesson from you and it lead to a great day today
  49. (6:24:01 PM) arkeUnbound: And that lesson is to always bump fists and give things the maximum effort.
  50. (6:24:17 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: *Gentle sobbing*
  51. (6:24:21 PM) arkeUnbound: So running away is not happening. We are going to feelings jam so hard
  52. (6:24:25 PM) arkeUnbound: So hard Harken.
  53. (6:24:29 PM) arkeUnbound: Get your feelings ready.
  54. (6:24:42 PM) arkeUnbound: Let them out in a big flurry of maximum effort.
  55. (6:24:46 PM) arkeUnbound: Like three seconds ago.
  56. (6:24:48 PM) arkeUnbound: That was good.
  57. (6:25:05 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Sigh, okay, let's see...
  58. (6:25:36 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Couple of nights ago, Nona brought me here, to this run down, dilapidated heap of trash she used to call her hive.
  59. (6:26:15 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: So we were hanging out, making coffee, and I made mistake numero uno.
  60. (6:26:18 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: The big one.
  61. (6:26:28 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: The one all Orwells should never make.
  62. (6:27:12 PM) arkeUnbound: What's that?
  63. (6:27:30 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: I tried to make it red with a trumai.
  64. (6:27:43 PM) arkeUnbound: Ahhh.
  65. (6:27:45 PM) arkeUnbound: Subplots.
  66. (6:27:52 PM) arkeUnbound: They are a tricksome bugger.
  67. (6:27:59 PM) arkeUnbound: Ok so what happened then?
  68. (6:28:27 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: So we're just, y'know, getting close, and everything seems good.
  69. (6:28:51 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: But then, I learn that she wants to share. With Innana of all fucking people.
  70. (6:29:32 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Like a normal, sane person, I say "hell no, that isn't how matespritship works."
  71. (6:29:48 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: But now that I think about it, and now that I've spoken to Innana...
  72. (6:30:03 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Does anything Nona said to either of us really mean anything at all?
  73. (6:30:48 PM) arkeUnbound: Why wouldn't it mean anything?
  74. (6:31:10 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Because pity isn't something you just run around sharing with everyone, Vera.
  75. (6:31:23 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: That's not how subplots work, even the good ones.
  76. (6:31:51 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: You don't just casually sweet talk some babe, then run off and sweet talk another, and expect it not to blow up all over the place.
  77. (6:32:21 PM) arkeUnbound: Of course! it always blows up. That's these kinds of subplots. It's how it goes
  78. (6:32:24 PM) arkeUnbound: But!
  79. (6:32:36 PM) arkeUnbound: That doesn't mean those feelings aren't genuine.
  80. (6:32:40 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: And the worst part is I got *invested!* I *knew* what she does! I *knew* how she treats the concept of pity! And I got *invested* anyway!
  81. (6:34:04 PM) arkeUnbound: Ok yeah, that is true
  82. (6:34:09 PM) arkeUnbound: At least she was honest
  83. (6:34:12 PM) arkeUnbound: That helps?
  84. (6:34:18 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Then there's so much more. I can picture the smug look on Innana's face if Winona picks her over me, and all I see is fire. Fire on everything! I want to burn large segments of the savannah! And I would, but, y'know, all the cute little animals.
  85. (6:34:48 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: I'd feel really bad if I burned their home.
  86. (6:36:31 PM) arkeUnbound: At least you're keeping things in perspective!
  87. (6:36:47 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: it doesn't feel like there's anything I can *do* about any of it.
  88. (6:36:54 PM) arkeUnbound: Sure you can!
  89. (6:36:57 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: I want to be out there *doing* stuff.
  90. (6:37:00 PM) arkeUnbound: You can fight!
  91. (6:37:08 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: But I can't leave this stupid place until I'm declared dead.
  92. (6:37:11 PM) arkeUnbound: Earn that pity be the most pitiful you can be!
  93. (6:37:26 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: I...
  94. (6:37:31 PM) arkeUnbound: What did Innana even say?
  95. (6:37:57 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: I don't even remember. I got so angry and had so many pleasant visions of her charred corpse.
  96. (6:38:39 PM) arkeUnbound: That counts as romantic right?
  97. (6:38:47 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: So many things would be better for me if she were to just fuck right off.
  98. (6:39:03 PM) arkeUnbound: Aren't you still doing that black... thing?
  99. (6:39:22 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Fuck, I don't even know anymore, what with everyone else's fucked up idea of pity.
  100. (6:39:41 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: I guess if we can fuck up pity, we should just go ahead and fuck up hate, too.
  101. (6:40:01 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Sure, let's do that! C'mon, everybody! Let's just all be kismeses and share each other!
  102. (6:40:21 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Bonus points if you scratch and bruise your many matesprits! Lemme see those cuts on your lips!
  103. (6:40:36 PM) arkeUnbound: Harken I'm pretty sure you're being silly.
  104. (6:40:46 PM) arkeUnbound: Like fifty percent.
  105. (6:40:46 PM) arkeUnbound: Ish.
  106. (6:40:51 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Woohoo! YOU get some hate! And YOU get some hate! EVERYONE GETS HATE!
  107. (6:41:08 PM) arkeUnbound: Harken!
  108. (6:41:11 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: No, what I am is mad as hell. Silliness doesn't factor in.
  109. (6:41:12 PM) arkeUnbound: Listen.
  110. (6:41:17 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: What!
  111. (6:41:19 PM) arkeUnbound: Harken I need you to slap yourself for me.
  112. (6:41:23 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Fucking kheseds!
  113. (6:41:25 PM) arkeUnbound: And calm your buns down.
  114. (6:41:29 PM) arkeUnbound: No no!
  115. (6:41:31 PM) arkeUnbound: Buns!
  116. (6:41:34 PM) arkeUnbound: down!
  117. (6:41:36 PM) arkeUnbound: And calm.
  118. (6:41:43 PM) arkeUnbound: Get those buns all calmed down.
  119. (6:41:44 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: No, I'm not going to do either of those things when there are perfectly good feels to be had!
  120. (6:41:46 PM) arkeUnbound: All the way down.
  121. (6:42:09 PM) arkeUnbound: Well all right then.
  122. (6:42:13 PM) arkeUnbound: Keep freaking out.
  123. (6:42:18 PM) arkeUnbound: I'm sure Innana will stay calm
  124. (6:42:24 PM) arkeUnbound: Probably plan things out.
  125. (6:42:28 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: ...you devil.
  126. (6:42:28 PM) arkeUnbound: Easy win.
  127. (6:42:41 PM) arkeUnbound: I am just staying innocent facts! :D
  128. (6:43:36 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: One of us is gonna hurt the other! It's an inevitability! I don't trust her not to tear my throat out! Damn kheseds! "Bluh, something something animals! Something something stupid arrow thing (you know the one)"
  129. (6:44:44 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: But, let's be honest with ourselves here. Did Innana really do anything other than just generally be just the right person to piss me off and rain on all my parades?
  130. (6:45:00 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: C'mon: be real with me.
  131. (6:45:20 PM) arkeUnbound: Well she taught me a lot of stuff about hunting?
  132. (6:45:24 PM) arkeUnbound: Does that count
  133. (6:45:48 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Do you think a person like Innana-so serious and mystical-would *really* make the first move in a relationship?
  134. (6:45:54 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Really and truly?
  135. (6:46:24 PM) arkeUnbound: Isn't making the first move what hunters do?
  136. (6:46:32 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Shut up and listen.
  137. (6:46:42 PM) arkeUnbound: Ok go on.
  138. (6:47:38 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Doesn't it seem more likely that a liberal young lady like Winona would make that move? Isn't this *her* mess? If so, why do *I* feel like this matters so much to me?! Why do *I* feel personally responsible for it?!
  139. (6:47:46 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: And another thing:
  140. (6:48:06 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: I'm sure you have a lot of great things to say about Innana. Really, I'm sure. But all I ever see are the awful things.
  141. (6:48:18 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: The cuts and the bruises and the insults and the airs.
  142. (6:51:18 PM) arkeUnbound: I know that.
  143. (6:51:27 PM) arkeUnbound: And I know she probably sees you the same way.
  144. (6:51:33 PM) arkeUnbound: When I see you as a pretty cool guy!
  145. (6:51:39 PM) arkeUnbound: Who lights a lot of fires.
  146. (6:52:07 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: She just thinks I'm an idiot. I see far more sinister things in her than she does in me. Goofball though I may be, I'm not stupid, Vera.
  147. (6:52:23 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: All I want.
  148. (6:52:29 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: All I *really* want.
  149. (6:52:34 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Is to go back to dancing.
  150. (6:52:39 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: And enjoying that dancing,
  151. (6:54:04 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: And yet, now that I have the record player turned on, and am listening to some incredibly funky grooves.
  152. (6:54:11 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: I cannot seem to feel the spark.
  153. (6:54:51 PM) arkeUnbound: Could I ask you something?
  154. (6:55:06 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: I dunno. Probably.
  155. (6:55:12 PM) arkeUnbound: Ok so.
  156. (6:55:22 PM) arkeUnbound: First.
  157. (6:55:25 PM) arkeUnbound: Did you make the first move?
  158. (6:55:57 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: I dunno, there was a lot of casual stuff before that. That girl could really jump a dude's bones. But...
  159. (6:56:01 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: I guess...
  160. (6:56:13 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Yeah, I suppose I did. Stupid Bee Gees.
  161. (6:56:33 PM) arkeUnbound: You're supposed to be pretty good at said moves right
  162. (6:56:55 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: What moves? Dance moves? I'm a phenomenal dancer.
  163. (6:57:12 PM) arkeUnbound: Whatever your first move was!
  164. (6:57:15 PM) arkeUnbound: I don't know.
  165. (6:57:24 PM) arkeUnbound: seductive hip swinging.
  166. (6:57:33 PM) arkeUnbound: I don't pay a lot of attention during those parts.
  167. (6:57:36 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Oh gosh, now I'm embarrassed.
  168. (6:57:52 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: My hip swinging is the best on our planet. Bar none.
  169. (6:58:12 PM) arkeUnbound: Well can you blame her for being
  170. (6:58:13 PM) arkeUnbound: guh.
  171. (6:58:15 PM) arkeUnbound: Swept up?
  172. (6:58:36 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Urgh. Next question, before I continue blowing my lid.
  173. (6:58:42 PM) arkeUnbound: Right!
  174. (6:58:44 PM) arkeUnbound: So
  175. (6:58:46 PM) arkeUnbound: All I am saying.
  176. (6:59:05 PM) arkeUnbound: What do you want right now?
  177. (6:59:49 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: What I want in the next thirty seconds is something to destroy.
  178. (6:59:57 PM) arkeUnbound: In general!
  179. (7:00:06 PM) arkeUnbound: Or from the subplots.
  180. (7:00:07 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: What I want in the long run is to not be bothered by subplots.
  181. (7:00:29 PM) arkeUnbound: That's a great plan!
  182. (7:00:34 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: It's probably for the best if I just go it alone. Not fuck with all this "oh, please pick me!"
  183. (7:01:08 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Butt out. Not mess with Winona or Innana. Ignore the insults and slings and arrows.
  184. (7:01:21 PM) arkeUnbound: You could!
  185. (7:01:26 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: I'm used to traveling alone, anyway.
  186. (7:01:37 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Well, okay.
  187. (7:01:43 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: I have my new mink friend.
  188. (7:01:55 PM) arkeUnbound: Friends are better than romantic subplots Harken.
  189. (7:02:00 PM) arkeUnbound: They don't distract you from a fight.
  190. (7:02:03 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: And he/she(? I haven't checked) is a damn sight better than Tarlow
  191. (7:02:14 PM) arkeUnbound: They hand you a gun and walk with you away from an explosion.
  192. (7:02:25 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Oh man, is that not the coolest shit?
  193. (7:02:51 PM) arkeUnbound: Oh gosh yes.
  194. (7:03:04 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Just like, doing a kickass somersault into a combat roll away from an imminent explosion, with a kickass pose right as a bomb goes off?
  195. (7:03:11 PM) arkeUnbound: Yes!
  196. (7:03:22 PM) arkeUnbound: You need to have just the right clothes though
  197. (7:03:26 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: A grubslinger appreciates the importance of flair and style.
  198. (7:03:36 PM) arkeUnbound: somethign sporty that billows in the windy explosion.
  199. (7:03:39 PM) arkeUnbound: Like a cloak.
  200. (7:03:54 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Bitch. Please. I wear a DUSTER.
  201. (7:04:02 PM) arkeUnbound: Oooooh
  202. (7:04:04 PM) arkeUnbound: Yes
  203. (7:04:18 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: This one's missing a sleeve, though.
  204. (7:04:40 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: I dunno whether I should remove the other or try to patch it up.
  205. (7:05:22 PM) arkeUnbound: What if you just kind of wear it over one shoulder
  206. (7:05:31 PM) arkeUnbound: And show off your gun on the bare side
  207. (7:06:25 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: That's what serapes are for. They billow, too
  208. (7:06:44 PM) arkeUnbound: You sure know your badass clothes.
  209. (7:07:00 PM) vampsquirrel left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client).
  210. (7:07:00 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Style and flair are important, my friend.
  211. (7:07:07 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: ((Bye Felicia))
  212. (7:08:01 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: All the good shooting in the world doesn't matter if you don't let everyone know you're doing it.
  213. (7:08:29 PM) arkeUnbound: Hum
  214. (7:08:34 PM) arkeUnbound: I'm really not sure
  215. (7:08:37 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: You need cool attack names!
  216. (7:08:46 PM) arkeUnbound: Also true!
  217. (7:08:47 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: And you need to shout them very loud.
  218. (7:09:06 PM) arkeUnbound: Your attack name needs to basically be a sonic attack on its own!
  219. (7:09:15 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: "Collateral shot!" Boom!
  220. (7:09:21 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Something explodes!
  221. (7:09:27 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Because that is a kickass name.
  222. (7:10:09 PM) arkeUnbound: How about "Demonic demolitions'.
  223. (7:10:23 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: "Buster Super Breaker!" And then you just completely assplode the fucking shit out of everything in front of you.
  224. (7:10:59 PM) arkeUnbound: Can you even do that with a pistol?
  225. (7:11:01 PM) arkeUnbound: wait
  226. (7:11:03 PM) arkeUnbound: revolver.
  227. (7:11:13 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Yes you can, if you believe hard enough.
  228. (7:11:30 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Anything is possible for he who will believe in the heart of the revolver.
  229. (7:12:30 PM) arkeUnbound: I like that spirit.
  230. (7:12:39 PM) arkeUnbound: Do you believe?
  231. (7:13:21 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: You know I've never been able to do it before?
  232. (7:13:38 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Doesn't mean I don't casually do some shooting every now and again, see if I can't blow up a tree.
  233. (7:14:22 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: God, that would be dank.
  234. (7:14:31 PM) arkeUnbound: That would be pretty amazing.
  235. (7:14:39 PM) arkeUnbound: I kicked a tree right out of the ground today.
  236. (7:14:47 PM) arkeUnbound: So you have to match that with guns or you're just slack.
  237. (7:14:50 PM) arkeUnbound: slacking.
  238. (7:14:52 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Oh dang, really?
  239. (7:14:58 PM) arkeUnbound: Oh yeah.
  240. (7:15:04 PM) arkeUnbound: He was keeping me from a poster for this game.
  241. (7:15:07 PM) arkeUnbound: So I go and Boosh!
  242. (7:15:12 PM) arkeUnbound: Right out of the ground.
  243. (7:15:23 PM) arkeUnbound: Tree: 0
  244. (7:15:27 PM) arkeUnbound: Vera: A whole bunch
  245. (7:15:30 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: I better load my old shotgun. Darn thing. I reckon it has a twenty percent chance of blowing up on me at a given time.
  246. (7:15:51 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: But it's a ten gauge.
  247. (7:16:01 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: So I really can't complain about its stopping power.
  248. (7:17:25 PM) arkeUnbound: Oooh
  249. (7:17:29 PM) arkeUnbound: I didn't know you had a shotgun.
  250. (7:17:34 PM) arkeUnbound: So cool~
  251. (7:17:47 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Big ol' son of a bitch. Lever-action
  252. (7:17:59 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: But no matter how much I clean it, it never gets more reliable.
  253. (7:18:36 PM) arkeUnbound: Think of it as a bonus feature
  254. (7:18:46 PM) arkeUnbound: if someone steals it from you, it'll blow up on them at just the right time
  255. (7:18:50 PM) arkeUnbound: That's how it goes for heroes.
  256. (7:19:34 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Maybe. I don't think I'm a hero, though.
  257. (7:19:43 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: I haven't really done anything "heroic."
  258. (7:19:56 PM) arkeUnbound: Not yet
  259. (7:20:04 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: No rescuing purrbeasts from trees, or scared puppies from burning buildings.
  260. (7:20:06 PM) arkeUnbound: But you have all the ingredients for an awesome action here!
  261. (7:20:23 PM) arkeUnbound: Gritty, hard bitten renegade with a troubled past
  262. (7:20:30 PM) arkeUnbound: Deep down you have a heart of gold.
  263. (7:20:35 PM) arkeUnbound: A cool outfit.
  264. (7:21:22 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: A revolver, too. Can't forget that.
  265. (7:21:39 PM) arkeUnbound: No no
  266. (7:21:41 PM) arkeUnbound: not a revolver.
  267. (7:21:56 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: What?
  268. (7:22:07 PM) arkeUnbound: A mystical heirloom gun handed down to you by an ancestor in a tomb.
  269. (7:22:09 PM) arkeUnbound: that is like
  270. (7:22:13 PM) arkeUnbound: 10 times cooler.
  271. (7:22:35 PM) arkeUnbound: Also an eyepatch too!
  272. (7:22:35 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: This is true, but "ancient revolver" rolls off the tongue better, methinks.
  273. (7:22:46 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Oh shit the eyepatch.
  274. (7:22:58 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: How could I forget the sweet eyepatch!
  275. (7:23:22 PM) arkeUnbound: I don't know you're the one looking through it!
  276. (7:24:40 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Now, wait a sec. something's weird about that statement.
  277. (7:24:57 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: How can I look through an eyepatch?
  278. (7:25:13 PM) arkeUnbound: guh.
  279. (7:25:15 PM) arkeUnbound: Good point.
  280. (7:25:25 PM) arkeUnbound: I mean unless you don't need an eyepatch.
  281. (7:25:33 PM) arkeUnbound: And have a cool bionic thing.
  282. (7:25:38 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: No, I certainly do. You can trust me on that front.
  283. (7:26:08 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: By now, I'm so used to the handicap that I'd slap it back on if I regained vision on my right side, though.
  284. (7:26:28 PM) arkeUnbound: That is pretty cool.
  285. (7:26:35 PM) arkeUnbound: So what I'm saying Hark.
  286. (7:26:41 PM) arkeUnbound: You are all sorts of ready to be a hero.
  287. (7:26:59 PM) arkeUnbound: Maybe you should try to find some meteors.
  288. (7:27:04 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Potential energy is still just potential energy until it's used, Vera.
  289. (7:27:20 PM) arkeUnbound: We keep getting a bunch here and I've been doing all sorts of amazing stuff since they started falling down.
  290. (7:27:47 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Hm. Wonder if I could blast one out of the sky...?
  291. (7:27:55 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Roland's telling me to go for it.
  292. (7:28:40 PM) arkeUnbound: I wanted to try that.
  293. (7:28:44 PM) arkeUnbound: But they're pretty big.
  294. (7:28:50 PM) arkeUnbound: I don't know if you'll get them though.
  295. (7:28:55 PM) arkeUnbound: They're some marketing thing for a game here.
  296. (7:29:33 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Jesus, actual meteors are a marketing ploy? What in god's name...
  297. (7:29:38 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: What sort of game is it?
  298. (7:30:27 PM) arkeUnbound: I don't know!
  299. (7:30:32 PM) arkeUnbound: People say it's all kinds of things.
  300. (7:30:54 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Well, start beating them until they give you a straight answer, then.
  301. (7:31:06 PM) arkeUnbound: I would!
  302. (7:31:08 PM) arkeUnbound: But they're online.
  303. (7:31:09 PM) arkeUnbound: It's like
  304. (7:31:18 PM) arkeUnbound: Action fighting simtulation kind of thing?
  305. (7:31:22 PM) arkeUnbound: With adventures and puzzles.
  306. (7:31:25 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: You're gonna let that stop you, cully?
  307. (7:31:35 PM) arkeUnbound: Only for now!
  308. (7:31:46 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Actually, speaking of games....
  309. (7:31:54 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: What does 845H mean to you?
  310. (7:32:12 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: "BASH", written in alphanumeric.
  311. (7:32:12 PM) arkeUnbound: I don't think it means anything to me.
  312. (7:32:16 PM) arkeUnbound: Ooh.
  313. (7:32:17 PM) arkeUnbound: Bash!
  314. (7:32:20 PM) arkeUnbound: I like that word.
  315. (7:32:27 PM) arkeUnbound: It's a very punchy word Hark.
  316. (7:32:42 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Figures you would. I found it and five other words in this hive.
  317. (7:32:53 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Each in one of our six text colors.
  318. (7:34:09 PM) arkeUnbound: Huh
  319. (7:34:14 PM) arkeUnbound: In Nona's hive?
  320. (7:34:24 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Yeah.
  321. (7:34:26 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: They together formed a password that granted me access to a game called SBURB.
  322. (7:35:28 PM) arkeUnbound: oh hey
  323. (7:35:34 PM) arkeUnbound: That's the game I was talking about.
  324. (7:35:36 PM) arkeUnbound: that is
  325. (7:35:40 PM) arkeUnbound: pretty creepy actually what.
  326. (7:35:52 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Hmm
  327. (7:36:03 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Lexi and I intend to play together.
  328. (7:36:52 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Perhaps you, too, should play? I'd talk to Lexi about it.
  329. (7:37:15 PM) arkeUnbound: You bet I will!
  330. (7:37:18 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Listen, though, I've found a movie that'll give me a good cry. In place of ice cream, I have more ravioli.
  331. (7:37:29 PM) arkeUnbound: All right.
  332. (7:37:33 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: So, I'll just scoop this stuff out of the can.
  333. (7:37:36 PM) arkeUnbound: But
  334. (7:37:44 PM) arkeUnbound: Are you going to be ok without subplots?
  335. (7:37:50 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Probably.
  336. (7:37:55 PM) arkeUnbound: Make me believe it!
  337. (7:38:00 PM) arkeUnbound: You need that heroic spirit!
  338. (7:38:06 PM) arkeUnbound: Give me a darn straight!
  339. (7:38:07 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: It'll be easier when I've detached myself from stuff in that capacity.
  340. (7:38:20 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Welp, I mean. You want a darn straight?
  341. (7:38:27 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: You'll get a damn right.
  342. (7:38:45 PM) abrasiveCaliginist: Adios, cully. Take care.
  343. (7:39:02 PM) ***abrasiveCaliginist has ceased espering arkeUnbound
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