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- from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #612
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- What is /hhg/ hearing tonight?
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR2OwmariWk
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWWwKDttHnM
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaaXjHCNthI
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_PKLhOBuxI
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CAz_vvsK9M
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- >What is /hhg/ hearing tonight?
- I am listing to Andrew Hulshult.
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvRpSbtwlgk
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhBc6ndD-u4
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvyM6ZKZx6U
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- >DUSK
- nice. I wanna see dusk dude in hell now
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- >nice. I wanna see dusk dude in hell now
- well, Nyarlathotep turn him into one of his champions/have him until he needed again.
- it can be a story of Nyarlathotep hearing about how lucifer daughter is open a hotel to redeem sinners and he know the daughter von eldritch family hate her. so he thought why not thrown dusk dude in the mess and see what kind of chaos will happen.
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- Personally I like to imagine he just ends up living in the Von Eldritch Manor with the Ancestor from Darkest Dungeon and Ranger from Quake.
- Because Nyarlathotep is a fucking weirdo who collects men as a hobby.
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- I can see that, it can be something like an sitcom show or something.
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- I liked to imagine that one of the running gags was that The Ancestor always speaks in overly long soliloquies
- >"Awaking from my dark slumber, I made my way to the fridge. I looked deep within its bitter cold depths only to find that the sweet nectar of processed dairy had vanished into the void beyond the stars."
- >"The great Eldritch horror known as Helsa suddenly shuffled behind me towards the coffee pot, her icy stare piercing my back like an assassins blade in a dark room. Perhaps she was the key to to unlocking the great mystery".
- >Helsa doesn't even look up from the coffee pot. "You drank the last of it yesterday you jackass".
- >"The great unknowable secret revealed, the universe is thrown out of balance, a parallel to my grimly unbalanced breakfast. For my cereal must sit dry, deprived of the bovines gift".
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- I love it.
- The Ancestor and dusk dude are opposite sides of the same coin. one speak very long and the other one just get to straight to the point.
- and the Ranger is just right in the middle
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- And Ranger just wants to go home so he can see his wife and kid again.
- To make things worse, just who happens to be the Head Lady of Eldritch Manor?
- Shub-Niggurath.
- She's super hornt and Ranger want's none of it.
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- >Shub-Niggurath.
- >She's super hornt and Ranger want's none of it.
- just every time she try to hit on him, he just bunny hop away from her.
- the von eldritch family have to deal with this shit every day.
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- >Ranger walks into the kitchen to grab something to eat
- >He sees Shub lying on the counter completely nude like she's waiting for someone to paint her like a French girl
- >"Looking for a snack?~"
- >He doesn't even look at her as he grabs a sandwich from the fridge and leaves
- >To add insult to injury he turns the light off on his way out
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- >She huffs and puffs out her cheeks
- >"You can't just ignore a lady like that Ranger honey, its very rude!"
- >Ranger stops and looks at her
- "You're looking a bit chubby"
- >He proceeds to walk away with his chocy milk and sandwich
- >Shub just watches with a blank stare and jaw on the floor
- >Shub puts her hands to her face and begins to cry
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- >sometimes he need to play music just to ignore her.
- >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WTyyCfT2VI
- >Helsa wonder how much longer this will go on.
- >it's been already 2 months of this shit.
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