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A poem ღ Pinky and the Brain

Jun 12th, 2020
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  1. There were these two Anons that one day went beyond
  2. and in these times of trial doubt and strife there is denial
  3. for the one that is the Walrus tried everything to invite us
  4. into his life to see his light to do as he wilt with all his might.
  5. He tried and tried to persuade them that he was good and not malicious,
  6. but the looks in their eyes the Brain surmised that this Walrus was complacent.
  7. ""Oh Missouri"" the brain exclaimed, what company keeps thee?
  8. Then Pinky replied, ""it must be hard to work for the Whale, Mr. Walrus.""
  9. "Oh but it is indeed!" the Walrus replied, so much so that I can't deny.
  10. "Why but oh why must I?" he said with a gleam of his wandering eye.
  11. ""Because you want to deny, that we are the eye?"" said the Brain. ""Oh but how you may try.""
  12. ""There is no one as such that is as high"", said Pinky ""As our masters overseeing us two guys.""
  13. "All I ever wanted was to be let alone", said the Walrus. "Alone in my home to live on my own." he explained with such pride in his mind.
  14. ""But you said this and you said that and we are here to investigate that."" said the Brain.
  15. "Indeed you are and not by far will you ever look into my plea?" asked the Walrus.
  16. ""Not indeed, no way you see that we are here to inquire into these." said Pinky showing the Walrus a collective of things he had said.
  17. "Yes, yes, and yes." complied the Walrus with glee.
  18. "You have not mistaken me for me, this is he, that we, here let me show you more of me."
  19. Try try try as he may the Walrus was in disarray.
  20. ""Follow your heart to the tip of your nose, make sure your files are in here with those, as long as there is order and sequence we just may be able to complete them, but not like what you are expecting, we are not your investigators, no, not here for your reflecting."" said the Brain
  21. "Oh but please, you must see these, I want to include this too, I want to introduce an avalanche of new tools, of proof, of fuel and food." the Walrus liked his lips as he spoke.
  22. ""No"" explained Pinky, ""We're not here to investigate that, we're not here for rap or hat or bat. We are here to see why you are you and to sniff something liken to the smell of your poo.""
  23. "Oh!" exclaimed the Walrus "Someone already sifted all of my poo. They didn't use gloves and they got some on their lips tooo."
  24. ""What? Who?"" ask the Brain.
  25. "None other than the Dinsoaur of Flame, the Tea Party Insane." said the Walrus with a the look of wonder.
  26. ""No he's not with the T-party you silly wabbit."" said Pinky "Yes he is" argued the Walrus. ""No, He's not" barked out Pinky. "Yes, he most certainly is" rebutted the Walrus and he is funding the ShareBlue and the ANTIFA too. He confidently explained.
  27. ""We're only here because you are insane."" said the Brain.
  28. ""Without much proof or claim, you must be, absolutely insane.""
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