[Classic FR] Auto-correct

>Day spelling error in Equestria.
>Wake up to the whistle of a nearby boat.
>Sometimes you hate living right next to the port.
>Okay, actually, you always hate it.
>But it was the cheapest place you could find.
>You're not quite rolling in bits here.
>Shit shower cereal.
>Wow, that sentence really needs commas.
>Oh well.
>You're about to head outside when...
>There's no knock at your door.
>Huh. Weird.
>You go outside.
>The sun is high and it's fucking sweltering.
>Like, shirt sticking to your body hot.
>This place sucks.
>Turn to see what new shipment of goods has come in.
>It's several cages full of monkeys, as usual.
>You wonder why they always ship monkeys here...
>Must be on a trade route to Canterlot.
>You've heard stories about Luna and her pleasure apes...
>You catch a glimpse of Yellow Quiet.
>Surprisingly, she isn't trying out one of her fetish attempts.
>At least, you don't think so.
What's up, 'Shy?
>She looks over her shoulder and acknowledges your presence but then turns right around to watch the cargo unload.
>From behind her, you can see her lower lips glistening.
Uhh... see something you like, Flutters?
>She wipes some drool from her mouth and stammers.
>"O-oh, yes... You see... I-I've always wanted a-"
>[spoiler]"Hot monkey dock."[/spoiler]