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  1. 7:26 PM <%ArseneLupin> Stephen is curled up on the couch reading
  2. 7:26 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> Nicole's on the common room sofa, tuning her violin
  3. 7:26 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> (lol who gets the sofa)
  4. 7:27 PM <%ArseneLupin> (They must fight for dominance)
  5. 7:27 PM <%ArseneLupin> (Roll for initiative)
  6. 7:27 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> (u first. Glacon curses the first roll)
  7. 7:28 PM <%ArseneLupin> (Pfft)
  8. 7:28 PM <Klurg> Tanya is watching TV while sitting by Stephen's couch.
  9. 7:28 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> (why can't we share the couch. Surely it's big enough for the two of us?)
  10. 7:28 PM <%ArseneLupin> (It is)
  11. 7:29 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> Correction: Nicole is sitting on the couch, besides where Stephen is curled up, tuning her violin
  12. 7:30 PM <Odocoileus> Alright, everyone roll perception!
  13. 7:30 PM <%ArseneLupin> 4df+2 Hah
  14. 7:30 PM <Glacon> ArseneLupin: Hah: 1 (4df+2=+, 0, -, -)
  15. 7:31 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> 4df+5 only one eye tho
  16. 7:31 PM <Glacon> Veiedhimaedhr: only one eye tho: 6 (4df+5=+, +, 0, -)
  17. 7:32 PM <Klurg> 4df+3 weh
  18. 7:32 PM <Glacon> Klurg: weh: 4 (4df+3=+, 0, -, +)
  19. 7:33 PM <Odocoileus> Stephen and Tanya, you both don't notice anything out of the ordinary. However, Nicole, something feels off like the room feels oddly quuet for you tuning your violin and thr tv being on.
  20. 7:34 PM <%ArseneLupin> Not noticing this, he continues reading his book that definitely isn't smut
  21. 7:34 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> Nicole stops tuning her violin and looks around the room, "Hmm." she hums before looking back at the TV
  22. 7:35 PM <Klurg> Tanya continues peering over Stephen's shoulder, reading said book while beside him.
  23. 7:35 PM <%ArseneLupin> It's definitely smut
  24. 7:36 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> Nicole turns towards Stephen and Tanya, "Oi, do you two feel all right?"
  25. 7:36 PM <%ArseneLupin> "Hmm? Yeah, I feel fine."
  26. 7:37 PM <Klurg> "Yeah, good as ever."
  27. 7:37 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> "Hmm. Must be nothing." she tries to loosen up, "Stephen, what are you reading there?"
  28. 7:38 PM <%ArseneLupin> "Eh, boring science stuff."
  29. 7:39 PM <Klurg> "Oh don't put yourself down, science is fun~"
  30. 7:40 PM <Odocoileus> The show on the tv flickers, and it lowers its volume fairly quickly until it is on mute. The screen goes to that snowy static as the show disappears.
  31. 7:40 PM <%ArseneLupin> "Hey look a distraction."
  32. 7:41 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> "What, the telly fadging up?"
  33. 7:41 PM → @DSJ (opped) joined
  34. 7:43 PM <Odocoileus> Roll perception erryoneeeeeee
  35. 7:44 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> 4df+5 when one eye vanishes, the other becomes hyper perceptive to accommodate
  36. 7:44 PM <Glacon> Veiedhimaedhr: when one eye vanishes, the other becomes hyper perceptive to accommodate: 4 (4df+5=-, 0, -, +)
  37. 7:44 PM <%ArseneLupin> 4df+2 Alright someone is getting sued for these crappy glasses
  38. 7:44 PM <Glacon> ArseneLupin: Alright someone is getting sued for these crappy glasses: 2 (4df+2=+, -, 0, 0)
  39. 7:44 PM <Klurg> 4df+3 sorry
  40. 7:44 PM <Glacon> Klurg: sorry: 4 (4df+3=-, +, +, 0)
  41. 7:46 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> (Stephen actually needs new glasses for real at this point)
  42. 7:46 PM <Odocoileus> Stephen. Get new glasses buddy. Nicole and Tanya there is something moving next to the TV. It's pretty small, only about the size of an egg.
  43. 7:47 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> Nicole squints, "Blimey, what's that?"
  44. 7:47 PM <Klurg> Tanya blinks, and slowly walks
  45. 7:47 PM <Klurg> (Dammit
  46. 7:47 PM <%ArseneLupin> "What's what?" He squints in the direction they're looking with his shitty eyes
  47. 7:47 PM <Klurg> And slowly sneaks up to it
  48. 7:47 PM <Klurg> 4df+6 snek
  49. 7:47 PM <Glacon> Klurg: snek: 5 (4df+6=0, 0, -, 0)
  50. 7:48 PM <Odocoileus> 4df+3
  51. 7:48 PM <Glacon> Odocoileus: 3 (4df+3=+, -, -, +)
  52. 7:48 PM <Odocoileus> It doesn't notice tanya. But it looks like a small black bird.
  53. 7:50 PM <Klurg> Tanya studies it closely.
  54. 7:51 PM <Odocoileus> It hops about and pecks at the tv, but doesn't make any sound as it moves. It has slightly iridescent feathers. It has its back turn to her at the moment.
  55. 7:52 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> "What is it?" Nicole slowly gets up and begins to walk towards the ting
  56. 7:52 PM <%ArseneLupin> He goes closer as well, muttering about never buying discount lenses
  57. 7:53 PM <Klurg> Tanya makes a chirping sound, while having her hand held out for it to hop on to.
  58. 7:54 PM <Odocoileus> The borb finally takes notice of them and turns around. They can see it has eight small beady eyes. It peeps at tanya.
  59. 7:54 PM <%ArseneLupin> "Alright all in favor of adopting this thing as Site 15 Mascot say aye."
  60. 7:55 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> "I...don't know what this thing is doing here. Birds don't have 8 eyes, right?" she kneels down to closer inspect it with her one eye
  61. 7:55 PM <Odocoileus> It fluffs up and ruffles its feathers as it studies Tanya's hand. It hops closer to her and stares up at her, tilting its head back and forth.
  62. 7:56 PM <%ArseneLupin> "The lame ones dont." He watches it with an amused smile
  63. 7:56 PM <Klurg> Tanya tilts her head sideways, making a bit of a purring sound. Her hand is still outstretched for it to hop on to.
  64. 7:56 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> "Ha ha. Should we call the eggheads or...oh wait, you're right here." she smiles and pats Stephen's shoulder, "what's your opinion, doc?"
  65. 7:57 PM <Odocoileus> Peep. Peep. A second one pops out from around the back of thr tv. But this one has a bright colorful indigo crest.
  66. 7:57 PM <%ArseneLupin> "Legally cannot be called doc but..." He examines this thing, trying to see if he can notice anything about it.
  67. 7:57 PM <Odocoileus> Roll perception Stephen
  68. 7:58 PM <Odocoileus> And anyone trying to examine it
  69. 7:58 PM <%ArseneLupin> 4df+2 This man uses microscopes for a reason
  70. 7:58 PM <Glacon> ArseneLupin: This man uses microscopes for a reason: 2 (4df+2=0, 0, -, +)
  71. 7:58 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> Nicole notices the second bird, "What? Is the telly a blinking nest for these little blokes?"
  72. 7:58 PM <Klurg> "...ok there's a second one. Can somebody call containment before we get an infestation? Even if they are cute." Tanya tries to rub the head of the first birb with her finger.
  73. 7:58 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> 4df+5 the invincible perception granted by no depth perception
  74. 7:58 PM <Glacon> Veiedhimaedhr: the invincible perception granted by no depth perception: 6 (4df+5=0, -, +, +)
  75. 7:58 PM <Klurg> "And maybe turn the TV off?@
  76. 7:58 PM <Klurg> 4df+3 hewwo
  77. 7:58 PM <Glacon> Klurg: hewwo: 2 (4df+3=-, -, +, 0)
  78. 7:58 PM <Klurg> (Perception)
  79. 8:00 PM <Odocoileus> Stephen and Tanya you notice that their eyes all move individually and blink at different times. Nicole, you notice not only that but their beaks seem to have trouble closing all the way.
  80. 8:01 PM <%ArseneLupin> "If a third comes out I'll call. But I want to see these things a little more." He reaches over to try and pet the colorful bird
  81. 8:01 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> "I think these things have something stuck in their beaks. Their mouths aren't shutting properly, look." she points
  82. 8:01 PM <Klurg> Tanya looks at their beaks
  83. 8:01 PM <Odocoileus> Does Stephen pet the borb?
  84. 8:01 PM <%ArseneLupin> He does
  85. 8:02 PM <Klurg> Tanya also pet the birb in her previous message
  86. 8:02 PM <Odocoileus> I missed that. My b.
  87. 8:02 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> Nicole doesn't pet the birberonis because she's cautious person
  88. 8:02 PM <%ArseneLupin> Stephen is an idiot so he does
  89. 8:03 PM ⇐ Sax quit (soar.out@nd.fly) Quit: Leaving
  90. 8:03 PM <Odocoileus> 4df+6 the borb opens its mouth wide revealing hundreds of needle sharp teeth and let's out a piercing scream
  91. 8:03 PM <Glacon> Odocoileus: the borb opens its mouth wide revealing hundreds of needle sharp teeth and let's out a piercing scream: 5 (4df+6=+, 0, -, -)
  92. 8:03 PM <Odocoileus> Erryone roll me a resistance
  93. 8:03 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> (lmao at all you petters. Now u deaf)
  94. 8:03 PM <%ArseneLupin> 4df+7 Worth it
  95. 8:03 PM <Glacon> ArseneLupin: Worth it: 4 (4df+7=-, -, 0, -)
  96. 8:04 PM <Klurg> (Just resistance or can we do acrobatics?)
  97. 8:04 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> 4df+4 (resilience is same as resistance right?)
  98. 8:04 PM <Glacon> Veiedhimaedhr: (resilience is same as resistance right?): 2 (4df+4=-, 0, -, 0)
  99. 8:04 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> (because I have much better acro)
  100. 8:04 PM <Odocoileus> Just resistance since it just scream
  101. 8:04 PM <Klurg> 4df+1 uh oh
  102. 8:04 PM <Glacon> Klurg: uh oh: 3 (4df+1=+, 0, 0, +)
  103. 8:05 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> (guess that makes sense. Can't dodge away from soundwaves amirite)
  104. 8:06 PM <Odocoileus> Welp. Your ears are ringing violently and you have vertigo. The room sways and rocks back and forth gently. -1 to all melee and ranged attacks.
  105. 8:06 PM <Odocoileus> Hold on one sec while i figure out initiative
  106. 8:06 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> Nicole puts her hands on her ears, then starts to cough so a hand goes over her mouth too
  107. 8:06 PM <%ArseneLupin> He holds his head. "Ugh... why does everything adorable around here attack us..?"
  108. 8:08 PM <Odocoileus> So this is the order Stephen, Nicole, borb 2, borb 1, tanya
  109. 8:08 PM <Klurg> (Initiative is higher speed stats first. In case of tie, higher intelligence stat)
  110. 8:08 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> (fuk Nicole would've gone first if Stephen wasn't so damn smart)
  111. 8:09 PM <Klurg> Tanya stumbles backwards a bit as the screm messed with her balancd.
  112. 8:09 PM <Klurg> Balance*
  113. 8:09 PM <%ArseneLupin> (Smartlad)
  114. 8:10 PM <%ArseneLupin> He hazilly pulls his dart gun out and squints at a dart, trying to figure out if it's the right one. After a second he shrugs, and shoots Tanya with a Melee Dart. "Try not to kill them, we need to study them!"
  115. 8:11 PM <%ArseneLupin> 1d4+1
  116. 8:11 PM <Glacon> ArseneLupin: 2 (1d4+1=1)
  117. 8:11 PM <%ArseneLupin> 2 Rounds of +2 Melee
  118. 8:12 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> (is my turn?)
  119. 8:12 PM <%ArseneLupin> Should be I think yeah
  120. 8:12 PM <Odocoileus> Yup
  121. 8:15 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> Nicole pulls out a single one of her pistols but groggily leans on Stephen, "Shoot or no shoot? The size of these things, they're not surviving a bullet no matter where I aim it."
  122. 8:15 PM ⇐ Klurg quit (Infernape@the.elite.four) Ping timeout: 184 seconds
  123. 8:16 PM <%ArseneLupin> "I dont know, dizzy, use your best judgement... Maybe they wont attack more if we chill out?"
  124. 8:16 PM → Klurg joined (Infernape@the.elite.four)
  125. 8:17 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> Nicole keeps her pistol held, backs away from the bird and bends over to puke out all the alcohol she's been imbibing
  126. 8:17 PM ⇐ %Aphex_ quit (~blank@synIRC-BB586948.carolina.res.rr.com) Connection reset by peer
  127. 8:17 PM <Odocoileus> Is that her turn?
  128. 8:18 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> yes
  129. 8:18 PM <Odocoileus> .ch s, t, n
  130. 8:18 PM <Glacon> Odocoileus: n
  131. 8:18 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> (this is what I get for listening to Stephen)
  132. 8:18 PM <%ArseneLupin> (Klurg Here's what you missed:
  133. 8:18 PM <%ArseneLupin> 8:16 PM <%ArseneLupin> "I dont know, dizzy, use your best judgement... Maybe they wont attack more if we chill out?"
  134. 8:18 PM <%ArseneLupin> )
  135. 8:18 PM <%ArseneLupin> (He is not known for good decisions)
  136. 8:19 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> (Nicole's already puking. What are the birds going to do now? Make her even MOAR nauseous?)
  137. 8:19 PM <Klurg> (Ok, thanks)
  138. 8:19 PM <Odocoileus> Well Nicole backing off seems to have pissed off one of the borbs. It jumps at nicole with its mouth wide open.
  139. 8:20 PM <Odocoileus> 4df+7 a dark sparkly liquid drips from its articulated fangs that go right for her face
  140. 8:20 PM <Glacon> Odocoileus: a dark sparkly liquid drips from its articulated fangs that go right for her face: 6 (4df+7=0, 0, -, 0)
  141. 8:21 PM <%ArseneLupin> "Alright so maybe I was wrong!"
  142. 8:21 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> 4df+8 (Agile Threat tag and a whole helping of nonononono)
  143. 8:21 PM <Glacon> Veiedhimaedhr: (Agile Threat tag and a whole helping of nonononono): 9 (4df+8=+, 0, -, +)
  144. 8:21 PM <Odocoileus> She is able to dodge borb and its mouth for of tiny sharp needle teeth.
  145. 8:22 PM <Odocoileus> .ch s, t
  146. 8:22 PM <Glacon> Odocoileus: s
  147. 8:22 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> "Stephen I don't think you are correct."
  148. 8:22 PM <Odocoileus> 4df+7 borb two comes outta nowhere with fangs for you Stephen!
  149. 8:22 PM <Glacon> Odocoileus: borb two comes outta nowhere with fangs for you Stephen!: 9 (4df+7=+, 0, 0, +)
  150. 8:23 PM <%ArseneLupin> "Look it's all about hypothesis and all that."
  151. 8:23 PM <%ArseneLupin> 4df+7 RES
  152. 8:23 PM <Glacon> ArseneLupin: RES: 10 (4df+7=+, 0, +, +)
  153. 8:23 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> (Glacon's just being the MVP now)
  154. 8:24 PM <Odocoileus> It laches on to your jacket Stephen and soaks it with a large amount of liquid that stsrts to dissolve your coat. But you are unharmed
  155. 8:24 PM <Odocoileus> Tanya you are up
  156. 8:24 PM <%ArseneLupin> "Oh come on!"
  157. 8:24 PM <Klurg> Tanya smacks the one who attacked Stephen at full force with the intent of knocking it out
  158. 8:24 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> Nicole sees this and quickly takes off her expensive suit coat and tie. But she keeps her business shirt on of course
  159. 8:24 PM <Odocoileus> Roll for it
  160. 8:24 PM <Klurg> 4df+9 light melee with boost from dar
  161. 8:24 PM <Glacon> Klurg: light melee with boost from dar: 10 (4df+9=+, +, -, 0)
  162. 8:24 PM <Klurg> dart*
  163. 8:25 PM <Odocoileus> Did you also -1 for tinnitus effect?
  164. 8:25 PM <Klurg> Yes
  165. 8:25 PM <Odocoileus> 4df+3 sad peep
  166. 8:25 PM <Glacon> Odocoileus: sad peep: 3 (4df+3=0, +, 0, -)
  167. 8:26 PM <Klurg> d4 bad birb
  168. 8:26 PM <Odocoileus> Roll for damage
  169. 8:26 PM <Glacon> Klurg: bad birb: 1 (d4=1)
  170. 8:26 PM <Klurg> (Of course)
  171. 8:27 PM <Odocoileus> Stephen
  172. 8:27 PM <%ArseneLupin> "AHHHH, GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!" Turn
  173. 8:28 PM <Odocoileus> Borb 1 is looking really fucking pissed after tanya hit it. It hisses at her
  174. 8:28 PM <Klurg> Tanya hisses back.
  175. 8:29 PM <Odocoileus> Nicole
  176. 8:30 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> Nicole wants to shoot at Borb 1, who tried to nom her
  177. 8:30 PM <Odocoileus> Roll for it
  178. 8:31 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> 4df+9-1 (pistol specialist tag and tinnitus affected single pistol firing)
  179. 8:31 PM <Glacon> Veiedhimaedhr: (pistol specialist tag and tinnitus affected single pistol firing): 9 (4df+9-1=-, +, +, 0)
  180. 8:31 PM <Odocoileus> 4df+3
  181. 8:31 PM <Glacon> Odocoileus: 7 (4df+3=+, +, +, +)
  182. 8:31 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> (lol does the critwin succeed over the raw value?)
  183. 8:31 PM <Odocoileus> (i have...no clue..)
  184. 8:32 PM <%ArseneLupin> (By the strict rules no)
  185. 8:32 PM <Odocoileus> The she shot it
  186. 8:32 PM <Odocoileus> Roll for damage
  187. 8:32 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> 1d4 pistol do bad damage
  188. 8:32 PM <Glacon> Veiedhimaedhr: pistol do bad damage: 2 (1d4=2)
  189. 8:33 PM <Odocoileus> Poor borb. She is bleeding a metallic goo, but she looks /pissed as fuck/.
  190. 8:34 PM <Odocoileus> She wheezes lil burb wheezes
  191. 8:34 PM <%ArseneLupin> "Wait wait wait. Guys we're being dumb. These things dont look strong. Let's just get like a bowl or something."
  192. 8:34 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> "Guess these things /can/ survive a bul-" she gags as a bit of alcobarf catches in her throat
  193. 8:35 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> "So they can dissolve through the bowl?"
  194. 8:35 PM <Odocoileus> 4df+5 borb 1 bites at nicole cause she soo maaaaaddd.
  195. 8:35 PM <Glacon> Odocoileus: borb 1 bites at nicole cause she soo maaaaaddd.: 6 (4df+5=+, -, +, 0)
  196. 8:35 PM <%ArseneLupin> "Fair point."
  197. 8:35 PM <%ArseneLupin> "Carry on."
  198. 8:35 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> 4df+8 agile threat
  199. 8:35 PM <Glacon> Veiedhimaedhr: agile threat: 8 (4df+8=-, +, -, +)
  200. 8:36 PM <Odocoileus> Nicole easily dodges the bleeding borb attack
  201. 8:37 PM <Odocoileus> However, Stephen you still have borb 2 latched on to your arm and that liquid has fully dissolved a hole through your coat.
  202. 8:37 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> "Oi, pull that thing off yourself before it erases your nip, mate." she points at borb 2
  203. 8:38 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> (redact one of those words, I thought it was latched to his chest, not his arm. whoops)
  204. 8:38 PM <Odocoileus> 4df+7 it goes for another chomp with the liquid pouring from its fangs
  205. 8:38 PM <Klurg> Tanya tries to sneak attack the birb while it's on Stephen to get an easier hit off on it. (Would setting up for the sneak take a turn and is it possible?)
  206. 8:38 PM <Glacon> Odocoileus: it goes for another chomp with the liquid pouring from its fangs: 9 (4df+7=+, +, -, +)
  207. 8:38 PM <%ArseneLupin> He flails a bit as it chomps and because bad decisions, electing to fail
  208. 8:39 PM <Odocoileus> (you can sneak and attack in one go ill allow it)
  209. 8:40 PM <Odocoileus> Stephen, that bite doesn't really hurt at all. Is it...just gumming you? You start to feel pretty nice, all the while blood runs down your arm.
  210. 8:40 PM <Klurg> 4df+6 snek (assuming it's my turn)
  211. 8:40 PM <Glacon> Klurg: snek (assuming it's my turn): 7 (4df+6=+, 0, +, -)
  212. 8:41 PM <Odocoileus> Stephen is tripping balls for the next three turns snd cannot attack
  213. 8:41 PM <%ArseneLupin> "GUYS THIS FEELS WEIRD! HELP!"
  214. 8:41 PM <Odocoileus> Who is Tanya trying to sneak up on? 1 or 2?
  215. 8:41 PM <Klurg> The one on stephen
  216. 8:41 PM <Odocoileus> Gotcha
  217. 8:43 PM <Odocoileus> 4df+2 -1 cause pumping Stephen full of venom
  218. 8:43 PM <Glacon> Odocoileus: -1 cause pumping Stephen full of venom: 3 (4df+2=+, -, +, 0)
  219. 8:43 PM <Odocoileus> It doesn't notice her sneaking
  220. 8:43 PM <Klurg> 4df+9 B A P (melee with dart and tinnitus)
  221. 8:43 PM <Glacon> Klurg: B A P (melee with dart and tinnitus): 5 (4df+9=-, -, -, -)
  222. 8:43 PM <Klurg> (...)
  223. 8:44 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> (...)
  224. 8:44 PM <Klurg> (Well here's to hoping birb doesn't roll higher than 2)
  225. 8:44 PM <Odocoileus> 4df+3 borb powers!!
  226. 8:44 PM <Glacon> Odocoileus: borb powers!!: 2 (4df+3=-, +, 0, -)
  227. 8:45 PM <Odocoileus> Roll for damage to angry borb
  228. 8:46 PM <Klurg> Because sneak attack; max damage on damage dice for 4 points of damage. Then with sneak attack damage...
  229. 8:46 PM <Klurg> d4
  230. 8:46 PM <Glacon> Klurg: 3 (d4=3)
  231. 8:46 PM <Klurg> Total of 7 points of damage, Tanya trying to knock it out and not kill it
  232. 8:47 PM <Odocoileus> It is KOed!
  233. 8:47 PM <Klurg> "Don't worry, got it for you Stephen~"
  234. 8:48 PM <Klurg> "Nicole, if you could please keep it distracted without killing it I'd appreciate it~"
  235. 8:48 PM <Odocoileus> Stephen, its technically your turn however the poison is fully taking effect. Go to HI!
  236. 8:49 PM <Odocoileus> Nicole your up
  237. 8:50 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> "Well if you insist." Nicole briskly staggers to another part of the room and uses her turn to starts to sing, "Oi fuuuckbeak, I'm over heeeeeeere." (goodness I hope this works)
  238. 8:50 PM <%ArseneLupin> Oh by the way Tanya dart is off now
  239. 8:50 PM <%ArseneLupin> -2 to Melee
  240. 8:50 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> (Don't do drugs, kids)
  241. 8:52 PM <Odocoileus> Borb looks angry and fluffs up and scurries over to her hissing a deep unnatural tone as it bleeds
  242. 8:52 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> "Oh fuuuck meeee, it's woooorkiiing."
  243. 8:55 PM <Odocoileus> 4df+7 borb turns to Tanya and comes at her with dripping fangs
  244. 8:55 PM <Glacon> Odocoileus: borb turns to Tanya and comes at her with dripping fangs: 8 (4df+7=+, +, 0, -)
  245. 8:56 PM <Klurg> 4df+6 o no
  246. 8:56 PM <Glacon> Klurg: o no: 4 (4df+6=-, -, +, -)
  247. 8:56 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> "huh, maybe not." Nicole remarks as she stops singing
  248. 8:57 PM → DrSavage joined (uid89532@synIRC-4A8553E8.brockwell.irccloud.com)
  249. 8:58 PM <Odocoileus> d3
  250. 8:58 PM <Glacon> Odocoileus: 1 (d3=1)
  251. 8:58 PM ⇐ @DSJ quit (~DSJ@B7A7B97A.DA0B803D.3C0890BC.IP) Ping timeout: 187 seconds
  252. 8:59 PM <Odocoileus> She gets a moderate dose of venom and she can feel her body relax and become almost euphoric.
  253. 9:00 PM <Klurg> "Ooh. This is gooood~"
  254. 9:00 PM <Odocoileus> Borb 2 is passed the fuck out and Stephen is fucking losing his mind. So Nicole you're up
  255. 9:01 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> "Fuck this." Nicole mutters groggily as she aims to kill with one pistol
  256. 9:01 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> 4df+9-1 Pistol Specialist and tinnitus wombo combo
  257. 9:01 PM <Glacon> Veiedhimaedhr: Pistol Specialist and tinnitus wombo combo: 9 (4df+9-1=+, 0, -, +)
  258. 9:02 PM <Odocoileus> 4df+3 borb...tank it?
  259. 9:02 PM <Glacon> Odocoileus: borb...tank it?: 3 (4df+3=0, +, 0, -)
  260. 9:02 PM <Odocoileus> Nop
  261. 9:03 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> 1d4 sorry borb but drugs r bad
  262. 9:03 PM <Glacon> Veiedhimaedhr: sorry borb but drugs r bad: 2 (1d4=2)
  263. 9:04 PM <Odocoileus> Borb is bleeding heavily and is barely moving but is still inthe fight.
  264. 9:04 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> "Holy shite, you're a tough blighter aren't you?"
  265. 9:07 PM <Odocoileus> Tanya its your turn
  266. 9:07 PM <Odocoileus> Er wait not it borb
  267. 9:07 PM <Odocoileus> My b
  268. 9:07 PM <Klurg> Wasn't Tanya tripping- yeah that
  269. 9:07 PM <Odocoileus> 4df+5 borb goes to bite Tanya's neck
  270. 9:07 PM <Glacon> Odocoileus: borb goes to bite Tanya's neck: 5 (4df+5=0, -, +, 0)
  271. 9:07 PM <Klurg> 4df+6 WEH
  272. 9:07 PM <Glacon> Klurg: WEH: 8 (4df+6=+, 0, 0, +)
  273. 9:08 PM <Odocoileus> She isnt tripping as hard as Stephen so she whaps of borb
  274. 9:08 PM <Klurg> "Bad birb. Imma caatch you~"
  275. 9:08 PM <Klurg> "No shoot bird please."
  276. 9:09 PM <Klurg> (Tanya's turn now?)
  277. 9:09 PM <Odocoileus> Yup
  278. 9:09 PM <Klurg> (Arsene how long does the dart debuff last again?)
  279. 9:09 PM <Klurg> (And how severe?)
  280. 9:09 PM <%ArseneLupin> 1 turn and -2
  281. 9:10 PM <%ArseneLupin> It lasts half the duration of the buff rounded up
  282. 9:10 PM <Klurg> Ok Tanya spent her dart debuff turn tripping so...
  283. 9:10 PM <Klurg> 4df+7 light melee bonus minus tinnitus. She finna try and knock out the injured birb.
  284. 9:10 PM <Glacon> Klurg: light melee bonus minus tinnitus. She finna try and knock out the injured birb.: 8 (4df+7=-, +, +, 0)
  285. 9:10 PM <Odocoileus> 4df+3 sad weak borb
  286. 9:10 PM <Glacon> Odocoileus: sad weak borb: 2 (4df+3=-, -, +, 0)
  287. 9:11 PM <Klurg> d4
  288. 9:11 PM <Glacon> Klurg: 3 (d4=3)
  289. 9:12 PM <Odocoileus> It is finally dead
  290. 9:12 PM <Odocoileus> Combat over
  291. 9:13 PM <%ArseneLupin> Stephen just screams. "I'M SORRY!"
  292. 9:13 PM <Klurg> (Tanya was aiming to knock it out)
  293. 9:13 PM <%ArseneLupin> He looks around confused and breathing hard
  294. 9:14 PM <Odocoileus> Tanya you still feel very woozy and very drugdd
  295. 9:14 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> Nicole offers a hand to Stephen, "You want to stand up, hippie?"
  296. 9:15 PM <%ArseneLupin> He is shaking and takes it. "Y-y-yeah..." He says weakly. "I-is anyone h-hurt?"
  297. 9:15 PM <Klurg> Tanya starts looking around, dazed. She picks up the two unconscious birbs and walks over to Stephen.
  298. 9:15 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> "Both of you got chomped on. But it looks like you got hit the worst."
  299. 9:15 PM <Klurg> "You ok there?" She asks, putting the birds on the couch and hugging Stephen.
  300. 9:15 PM <Odocoileus> The sound returns to normal in the room
  301. 9:16 PM <%ArseneLupin> He hugs back shakily. "P-probably not. L-let me take a look at you."
  302. 9:16 PM <Klurg> "I'm fine, just got a bit nit
  303. 9:16 PM <Klurg> a bit bitten*"
  304. 9:16 PM <%ArseneLupin> "T-that's exactly the w-worry." Can he use Rebuff here?
  305. 9:17 PM <Odocoileus> Stephen and tanya you will be feeling those effects for the rest of thr night. Even more so Stephen you have a grey poppy flower in your hand and some dirt like you ripped it out of the ground
  306. 9:17 PM <Odocoileus> Yes he can
  307. 9:17 PM <Veiedhimaedhr> Nicole taps her ear and hums, "Ah. Proper hearing, and balance. Just like it should be."
  308. 9:17 PM <Klurg> She says while out of it, before radioing in containment <<we have two unconscious anomalies in commons, we need a containment team here>>
  309. 9:17 PM <%ArseneLupin> He's gonna Rebuff them both to try and reduce the effects a little
  310. 9:17 PM <Klurg> She picks up the birbs again. "They're so cute asleep and unconscious."
  311. 9:17 PM <Odocoileus> <<Rodger that, sending a containment team to your location>>
  312. 9:18 PM <Odocoileus> Tanya they bleed all over your hand. One more so than the other
  313. 9:18 PM <Odocoileus> Roll me perception tanya
  314. 9:18 PM <Klurg> Tanya tries to have stephen bandage up the bleeding one
  315. 9:18 PM <Klurg> 4df+3
  316. 9:18 PM <Glacon> Klurg: 1 (4df+3=-, +, -, -)
  317. 9:18 PM <%ArseneLupin> "T-they are demons." He does bandage them so they dont die
  318. 9:19 PM <Odocoileus> You know imma give it to you.
  319. 9:19 PM <Odocoileus> Tanya you can see they both have ID tags on their ankles like they were someone's pets
  320. 9:21 PM <Odocoileus> The burbs can now be observed and tested.
  321. 9:21 PM <%ArseneLupin> Stephen turns the Poppy in with the birds
  322. 9:21 PM <Odocoileus> But the event is over
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