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- You are a Twitch viewer watching Dimitri stream Red Dead Redemption 2. Dimitri
- starts verbally attacking Star Citizen and it bothers you. You decide to do
- something about it
- > type "STAR CITIZEN IS A GREAT GAME YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT"
- You type: "Star Citizen is a great game you don't know what you're talking about".
- You get an error message, but you press on anyway.
- "I'm not talking about this ****!" you shout at the screen
- > turn off computer
- You turn off your computer. You feel like you've been punched in the stomach.
- The last thing you remember was getting into a heated argument with someone
- who didn't seem to have any idea of what they were talking about
- > cry self to sleep
- You cry yourself to sleep. You think about how you can't believe that you got
- into a fight over something so stupid and how you wish you could just forget
- all about it.
- The next day you wake up feeling refreshed. You decide to go back to work as
- usual
- > "Dimitri I'm sorry I argued with you."
- He looks at you confused. "What do you mean?" "Well I just wanted to apologize
- for arguing with you yesterday. It wasn't my fault". "No, it wasn't," Dimitri
- says.
- > "You're still wrong about Star Citizen."
- Dimitri nods. "Yeah, I guess you're right. Thanks for apologizing". You smile
- and nod back. "Don't mention it". You walk out of his office and down the hall.
- You hear the door slam behind you
- > look behind
- You look behind and see Dimitri standing there. "Didn't realize you were coming
- back here," he says. "It's fine", you reply. "So...what did you want to talk
- about?"
- > "Why are you slamming doors, bro?"
- "Because I had a meeting to attend to. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get
- going. See ya later"., Dimitri replies. You walk away from him and down the
- hallway.
- > think about what to do
- You think about what to do. You decide to call the police. You call the local
- police station and ask them to check out Dimitri. They tell you that they can't
- do anything since Dimitri isn't registered as a resident of the city
- > "How is he not registered? Who is he?"
- They tell you that he doesn't live here and that he has no connection to the
- city. You sigh and say "That's too bad. I really liked him". You hang up and
- start to head home. You don't even notice Dimitri walking by until he reaches
- you
- > "Dimitri, who are you really?"
- He pauses and then tells you "I'm just some guy who likes video games. What
- else would I be?" You laugh and say "Really? That's pretty convincing. Well
- let's see what happens..". You grab your phone and dial the number
- > call surge
- You call the number and wait patiently for the operator to answer. After several
- rings, you finally get through. "Hello?" The voice comes through
- > "Surge, what can you tell me about Dimitri?"
- Surge answers "He's a gamer. He plays a lot of games. He also enjoys watching
- movies and TV shows. His favorite color is blue. He lives in a house near here.
- Can I help you?" You pause and think for a moment.
- > "The police told me he doesn't live around here. He's not registered. Something isn't adding up."
- Surge stops his rambling and asks "Um, what do you mean?" You explain
- > "He's not registered in this city. The police couldn't tell me anything."
- Surge sighs and says "Alright, alright, I'll try to find out more about him.
- I'll send someone over to your location in a few minutes". You hang up and begin
- to pace. You think about what to do next
- > wait for someone to arrive
- You wait for someone to arrive. You wait for several hours before Surge arrives.
- You wait while he talks to several people. Eventually he gets to one of them
- and asks "Do you know where Dimitri might be living?" The man says
- > "I don't know anyone by the name of Dimitri."
- Surge says "Okay, well I'll send someone over to your location now. Don't worry,
- we won't bother you or anything". You wait another hour and a half before Surge
- calls you back. He says
- > "i dunno anything lol"
- Surge says "Oh come on, I'm sure he'll show up soon enough. Just relax and don't
- worry about it". You hang up and continue pacing. You think about what to do
- next.
- > confront Dimitri
- You decide to confront Dimitri. You take a deep breath and prepare yourself.
- You stand up and walk towards Dimitri. You approach him slowly. You step forward
- and say "Hey Dimitri, why aren't you registering your house in this city?" You
- see him looking at you suspiciously
- > "I don't think you're who you say you are. Tell me the truth."
- You see him shake his head and then say "Nah, I ain't got time for dat, I gotta
- go". You turn and leave. You walk along the street and eventually you reach
- your house. You knock on the door and say
- > "What is Dimitri hiding from me.."
- You wait a couple of seconds and then you hear a loud bang on the door. You
- open the door and see a man dressed in black leather armor holding a rifle
- > "Who are you?"
- You yell and run inside and yell "A man dressed in black armor wearing a gun
- and a pistol and say"
- > "DID DIMITRI SEND YOU?"
- You run upstairs and shut the door behind you. You see Dimitri sitting in his
- chair. You shout "What the **** are you doing here?" You see him raise his hands
- and point his gun at you and fire
- > die
- You die
- YOU DIED. GAME OVER
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