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The Truth About Dimitri

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  1. You are a Twitch viewer watching Dimitri stream Red Dead Redemption 2. Dimitri
  2. starts verbally attacking Star Citizen and it bothers you. You decide to do
  3. something about it
  4. > type "STAR CITIZEN IS A GREAT GAME YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT"
  5.  
  6. You type: "Star Citizen is a great game you don't know what you're talking about".
  7.  
  8. You get an error message, but you press on anyway.
  9.  
  10. "I'm not talking about this ****!" you shout at the screen
  11. > turn off computer
  12.  
  13. You turn off your computer. You feel like you've been punched in the stomach.
  14. The last thing you remember was getting into a heated argument with someone
  15. who didn't seem to have any idea of what they were talking about
  16. > cry self to sleep
  17.  
  18. You cry yourself to sleep. You think about how you can't believe that you got
  19. into a fight over something so stupid and how you wish you could just forget
  20. all about it.
  21.  
  22. The next day you wake up feeling refreshed. You decide to go back to work as
  23. usual
  24. > "Dimitri I'm sorry I argued with you."
  25.  
  26. He looks at you confused. "What do you mean?" "Well I just wanted to apologize
  27. for arguing with you yesterday. It wasn't my fault". "No, it wasn't," Dimitri
  28. says.
  29. > "You're still wrong about Star Citizen."
  30.  
  31. Dimitri nods. "Yeah, I guess you're right. Thanks for apologizing". You smile
  32. and nod back. "Don't mention it". You walk out of his office and down the hall.
  33. You hear the door slam behind you
  34. > look behind
  35.  
  36. You look behind and see Dimitri standing there. "Didn't realize you were coming
  37. back here," he says. "It's fine", you reply. "So...what did you want to talk
  38. about?"
  39. > "Why are you slamming doors, bro?"
  40.  
  41. "Because I had a meeting to attend to. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get
  42. going. See ya later"., Dimitri replies. You walk away from him and down the
  43. hallway.
  44. > think about what to do
  45.  
  46. You think about what to do. You decide to call the police. You call the local
  47. police station and ask them to check out Dimitri. They tell you that they can't
  48. do anything since Dimitri isn't registered as a resident of the city
  49. > "How is he not registered? Who is he?"
  50.  
  51. They tell you that he doesn't live here and that he has no connection to the
  52. city. You sigh and say "That's too bad. I really liked him". You hang up and
  53. start to head home. You don't even notice Dimitri walking by until he reaches
  54. you
  55. > "Dimitri, who are you really?"
  56.  
  57. He pauses and then tells you "I'm just some guy who likes video games. What
  58. else would I be?" You laugh and say "Really? That's pretty convincing. Well
  59. let's see what happens..". You grab your phone and dial the number
  60. > call surge
  61.  
  62. You call the number and wait patiently for the operator to answer. After several
  63. rings, you finally get through. "Hello?" The voice comes through
  64. > "Surge, what can you tell me about Dimitri?"
  65.  
  66. Surge answers "He's a gamer. He plays a lot of games. He also enjoys watching
  67. movies and TV shows. His favorite color is blue. He lives in a house near here.
  68. Can I help you?" You pause and think for a moment.
  69. > "The police told me he doesn't live around here. He's not registered. Something isn't adding up."
  70.  
  71. Surge stops his rambling and asks "Um, what do you mean?" You explain
  72. > "He's not registered in this city. The police couldn't tell me anything."
  73.  
  74. Surge sighs and says "Alright, alright, I'll try to find out more about him.
  75. I'll send someone over to your location in a few minutes". You hang up and begin
  76. to pace. You think about what to do next
  77. > wait for someone to arrive
  78.  
  79. You wait for someone to arrive. You wait for several hours before Surge arrives.
  80. You wait while he talks to several people. Eventually he gets to one of them
  81. and asks "Do you know where Dimitri might be living?" The man says
  82. > "I don't know anyone by the name of Dimitri."
  83.  
  84. Surge says "Okay, well I'll send someone over to your location now. Don't worry,
  85. we won't bother you or anything". You wait another hour and a half before Surge
  86. calls you back. He says
  87. > "i dunno anything lol"
  88.  
  89. Surge says "Oh come on, I'm sure he'll show up soon enough. Just relax and don't
  90. worry about it". You hang up and continue pacing. You think about what to do
  91. next.
  92. > confront Dimitri
  93.  
  94. You decide to confront Dimitri. You take a deep breath and prepare yourself.
  95. You stand up and walk towards Dimitri. You approach him slowly. You step forward
  96. and say "Hey Dimitri, why aren't you registering your house in this city?" You
  97. see him looking at you suspiciously
  98. > "I don't think you're who you say you are. Tell me the truth."
  99.  
  100. You see him shake his head and then say "Nah, I ain't got time for dat, I gotta
  101. go". You turn and leave. You walk along the street and eventually you reach
  102. your house. You knock on the door and say
  103. > "What is Dimitri hiding from me.."
  104.  
  105. You wait a couple of seconds and then you hear a loud bang on the door. You
  106. open the door and see a man dressed in black leather armor holding a rifle
  107. > "Who are you?"
  108.  
  109. You yell and run inside and yell "A man dressed in black armor wearing a gun
  110. and a pistol and say"
  111. > "DID DIMITRI SEND YOU?"
  112.  
  113. You run upstairs and shut the door behind you. You see Dimitri sitting in his
  114. chair. You shout "What the **** are you doing here?" You see him raise his hands
  115. and point his gun at you and fire
  116. > die
  117.  
  118. You die
  119. YOU DIED. GAME OVER
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