Not a member of Pastebin yet?
Sign Up,
it unlocks many cool features!
- 1
- 00:00:03,023 --> 00:00:09,270
- Subtitle created by <font color="#ffff00">- Aorion -</font>
- "Despicable Me 3 (2017)" ^ (Run time 01:29:32)
- 2
- 00:00:26,782 --> 00:00:28,792
- Illuminat...
- 3
- 00:00:30,127 --> 00:00:31,905
- Illuminat...
- 4
- 00:00:32,483 --> 00:00:34,115
- Illuminat...
- 5
- 00:00:34,116 --> 00:00:35,699
- What?
- A horn?
- 6
- 00:00:39,404 --> 00:00:41,891
- Illumination!
- 7
- 00:00:54,490 --> 00:00:58,477
- The year was 1985, and the
- number-one show on TV was...
- 8
- 00:00:58,478 --> 00:01:01,256
- Evil Bratt.
- 9
- 00:01:01,257 --> 00:01:05,151
- The show starred young Balthazar Bratt
- as a child prodigy
- 10
- 00:01:05,152 --> 00:01:09,757
- and criminal mastermind
- bent on world domination.
- 11
- 00:01:09,758 --> 00:01:11,939
- There he is!
- Get him!
- 12
- 00:01:14,688 --> 00:01:17,825
- I've been a bad boy!
- 13
- 00:01:17,826 --> 00:01:20,831
- Bratt was the biggest child actor
- of the 1980s,
- 14
- 00:01:20,832 --> 00:01:24,188
- striking a chord with audiences
- all over the world.
- 15
- 00:01:24,189 --> 00:01:25,596
- - Yay!
- - Yeah!
- 16
- 00:01:25,597 --> 00:01:26,770
- Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
- 17
- 00:01:26,771 --> 00:01:28,033
- There he is!
- Get him!
- 18
- 00:01:28,034 --> 00:01:30,856
- But it all came to an end
- in season three,
- 19
- 00:01:30,857 --> 00:01:31,882
- When...
- 20
- 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:34,436
- I've been a bad boy!
- 21
- 00:01:34,437 --> 00:01:38,114
- - The young star experienced
- an unexpected growth spurt.
- - Boy? Boy?
- 22
- 00:01:38,337 --> 00:01:41,158
- The show was canceled.
- Hollywood rejected him
- 23
- 00:01:41,159 --> 00:01:44,597
- and Bratt quickly plunged
- into a downward spiral.
- 24
- 00:01:44,598 --> 00:01:49,813
- Starting to actually believed he was
- the character he played on TV.
- 25
- 00:01:49,814 --> 00:01:51,784
- What are you looking at?
- 26
- 00:01:51,785 --> 00:01:53,685
- Leading us all to wonder...
- 27
- 00:01:53,686 --> 00:01:56,177
- Where is he now?
- 28
- 00:02:02,312 --> 00:02:03,653
- You know what, Clive?
- 29
- 00:02:03,654 --> 00:02:06,177
- Playing a villain on TV was fun,
- 30
- 00:02:06,178 --> 00:02:09,682
- but being one in real life
- is even better.
- 31
- 00:02:09,683 --> 00:02:11,088
- Heist music!
- 32
- 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:13,117
- Here it comes.
- 33
- 00:02:15,688 --> 00:02:16,825
- What?
- Clive!
- 34
- 00:02:16,826 --> 00:02:19,668
- What are you doing?
- How is that heist music?
- 35
- 00:02:19,669 --> 00:02:21,903
- Sorry, my bad.
- 36
- 00:02:55,066 --> 00:02:55,981
- Ewww!
- 37
- 00:02:55,982 --> 00:02:58,349
- Wha-whoa!
- Gah!
- 38
- 00:03:00,900 --> 00:03:03,031
- Mommy!
- 39
- 00:03:03,387 --> 00:03:04,935
- Stop right...
- 40
- 00:03:05,069 --> 00:03:07,320
- ANTI VILLAIN LEAGUE HEADQUARTERS
- 41
- 00:03:07,345 --> 00:03:10,851
- Sir, the ship has been boarded by
- some kind of... monster.
- 42
- 00:03:10,852 --> 00:03:12,736
- Wait, that's not a monster.
- 43
- 00:03:12,737 --> 00:03:15,654
- That's a man wearing shoulder pads.
- 44
- 00:03:15,655 --> 00:03:19,550
- There's only one supervillain whose
- fashion sense is quite that dated,
- 45
- 00:03:19,551 --> 00:03:21,537
- Balthazar Bratt.
- 46
- 00:03:21,538 --> 00:03:24,265
- Blast it!
- The Dupont Diamond is on that ship!
- 47
- 00:03:24,266 --> 00:03:28,984
- I want every agent in the area
- on the scene immediately.
- 48
- 00:03:30,091 --> 00:03:32,675
- Ha, ha, ha... !
- 49
- 00:03:32,676 --> 00:03:33,682
- Woo-hoo!
- 50
- 00:03:33,683 --> 00:03:36,524
- We're already here!
- Agents Grucy are closing in fast.
- 51
- 00:03:36,525 --> 00:03:39,241
- Yes... wait, wha?
- What did you call us?
- 52
- 00:03:39,242 --> 00:03:42,179
- Grucy. You know,
- Gru and Lucy mushed together.
- 53
- 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:43,227
- Try it.
- 54
- 00:03:43,228 --> 00:03:45,658
- Haha!
- I like it, but not a lot,
- 55
- 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:47,575
- I don't like it.
- 56
- 00:03:52,059 --> 00:03:53,098
- Stop!
- 57
- 00:03:53,099 --> 00:03:54,650
- On the ground!
- 58
- 00:04:15,348 --> 00:04:17,128
- The jewel!
- Move!
- 59
- 00:04:17,129 --> 00:04:18,932
- Go, go, go!
- 60
- 00:04:19,410 --> 00:04:21,043
- Don't move.
- 61
- 00:04:23,777 --> 00:04:25,272
- Uh?
- 62
- 00:04:33,060 --> 00:04:37,539
- Too late again, Gru.
- Ha, ha, ha... !
- 63
- 00:04:43,457 --> 00:04:45,645
- WHAAA... ?
- 64
- 00:04:45,646 --> 00:04:46,683
- He's getting away!!
- 65
- 00:04:46,684 --> 00:04:48,709
- That's what he thinks.
- 66
- 00:04:51,582 --> 00:04:54,478
- - Wahooo!
- - Ha, ha!
- 67
- 00:04:54,479 --> 00:04:56,455
- Go, go!
- 68
- 00:04:56,774 --> 00:04:58,504
- Ugh!
- Go, go.
- 69
- 00:04:58,505 --> 00:05:00,442
- Go, go, go!
- 70
- 00:05:03,487 --> 00:05:05,332
- I don't think
- we can make it, Gru.
- 71
- 00:05:05,333 --> 00:05:07,220
- We can make it!
- 72
- 00:05:08,737 --> 00:05:13,324
- We can make it... !
- 73
- 00:05:13,325 --> 00:05:16,241
- No, we can't!
- 74
- 00:05:16,535 --> 00:05:18,940
- Get ready!
- 75
- 00:05:19,296 --> 00:05:23,604
- Get ready for whaaa... !
- 76
- 00:05:31,951 --> 00:05:34,484
- Hey.
- How're you doing?
- 77
- 00:05:36,778 --> 00:05:38,041
- Are you okay?
- 78
- 00:05:38,042 --> 00:05:40,081
- - Hello.
- - Oh.
- 79
- 00:05:40,082 --> 00:05:42,002
- You guys are so cute.
- 80
- 00:05:42,003 --> 00:05:44,118
- Go get him, Gru Gru!
- 81
- 00:05:44,284 --> 00:05:46,322
- Hello, Gru.
- 82
- 00:05:46,828 --> 00:05:48,352
- How's your transition coming?
- 83
- 00:05:48,353 --> 00:05:52,060
- You know, from world's worst villain
- to world's worst agent?
- 84
- 00:05:52,061 --> 00:05:54,475
- Oh, that's hilarious!
- You should be on TV!
- 85
- 00:05:54,476 --> 00:05:56,528
- Oh, that's right,
- you were...
- 86
- 00:05:56,529 --> 00:05:58,774
- but then you got canceled.
- 87
- 00:05:58,988 --> 00:06:00,704
- Ha ha!
- 88
- 00:06:00,726 --> 00:06:02,261
- What about that?
- 89
- 00:06:02,262 --> 00:06:04,421
- Whaaa...
- Oh! Girls… !
- 90
- 00:06:04,422 --> 00:06:05,626
- Oh!
- 91
- 00:06:07,529 --> 00:06:09,214
- Dance fight!
- 92
- 00:06:21,774 --> 00:06:23,361
- Ow!
- 93
- 00:06:27,169 --> 00:06:29,405
- Alpha team, the diamond is secure.
- 94
- 00:06:29,406 --> 00:06:31,168
- Come and pick up the package.
- 95
- 00:06:31,169 --> 00:06:33,640
- Copy that, Alpha team on approach.
- 96
- 00:06:39,041 --> 00:06:40,469
- Gru.
- 97
- 00:06:40,470 --> 00:06:42,832
- - Did you actually think
- I was unconscious?
- - Oh.
- 98
- 00:06:42,833 --> 00:06:44,961
- It's called acting, hoser!
- 99
- 00:06:44,962 --> 00:06:48,035
- And clearly I've still got it!
- 100
- 00:07:02,357 --> 00:07:06,717
- I've been a baaaaaaaad boy!
- Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
- 101
- 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:07,945
- Freeze!
- Don't move!
- 102
- 00:07:07,946 --> 00:07:09,342
- Son of a Betamax!
- 103
- 00:07:09,343 --> 00:07:10,878
- Go! Go!
- Get him! Get him!
- 104
- 00:07:10,879 --> 00:07:12,886
- He's getting away!
- 105
- 00:07:13,739 --> 00:07:16,210
- This isn't over, Gru!
- You hear me?
- 106
- 00:07:16,211 --> 00:07:18,264
- This is not over!
- 107
- 00:07:18,265 --> 00:07:21,741
- Yeah?
- Well, I still have the diamond!
- 108
- 00:07:21,742 --> 00:07:27,499
- Happy birthday to you.
- Happy birthday to...
- 109
- 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:33,020
- Happy birthday, dear Daaaaaan.
- 110
- 00:07:33,021 --> 00:07:37,575
- Happy birthday to you.
- 111
- 00:07:37,576 --> 00:07:40,745
- - Ha, ha, ha, ha!
- - Ha, ha, ha, ha!
- 112
- 00:07:40,746 --> 00:07:43,072
- - Hey, you ready?
- - Yeah!
- 113
- 00:07:43,073 --> 00:07:47,136
- Party!
- Party, everyone!
- 114
- 00:07:52,176 --> 00:07:56,757
- DESPICABLE ME 3
- 115
- 00:07:59,975 --> 00:08:02,153
- Hey!
- Watch it!
- 116
- 00:08:07,990 --> 00:08:11,049
- I can't believe
- Bratt got away, again.
- 117
- 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:14,116
- How is this possible?
- How...
- 118
- 00:08:21,199 --> 00:08:25,000
- And it's not just that he got away!
- It's that he's so smug about it!
- 119
- 00:08:25,001 --> 00:08:28,685
- Ewww.
- I've been a baaaaaaaad boy!
- 120
- 00:08:28,686 --> 00:08:30,272
- Edna, hey.
- 121
- 00:08:30,273 --> 00:08:32,083
- Looking hot... today.
- 122
- 00:08:32,084 --> 00:08:34,035
- Got the... cats on you.
- 123
- 00:08:34,036 --> 00:08:36,256
- And it was just so humiliating.
- 124
- 00:08:36,257 --> 00:08:39,454
- Dangling there in the
- bubble-gum Speedo.
- 125
- 00:08:39,455 --> 00:08:41,857
- And I didn't have time to go
- to the gym this week!
- 126
- 00:08:41,858 --> 00:08:44,445
- And I had a big breakfast!
- 127
- 00:08:44,446 --> 00:08:47,486
- I was feeling a little bloated!
- 128
- 00:08:48,955 --> 00:08:51,184
- You know what?
- He's not even worth talking about.
- 129
- 00:08:51,185 --> 00:08:55,625
- I don't even want to waste
- another breath about the guy.
- 130
- 00:08:55,626 --> 00:08:57,169
- And another thing!
- 131
- 00:08:57,170 --> 00:09:02,656
- Next time I see Bratt, I will
- moonwalk all over his stupid face!
- 132
- 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:10,502
- Thank you all for coming
- in such short notice.
- 133
- 00:09:10,503 --> 00:09:15,647
- It is with great sadness that
- I inform you that as of today
- 134
- 00:09:15,648 --> 00:09:20,047
- I am retiring as
- head of the AVL.
- 135
- 00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:22,969
- Oh no.
- 136
- 00:09:22,994 --> 00:09:30,810
- Your new leader is coming directly from
- head office, effective immediately.
- 137
- 00:09:30,811 --> 00:09:38,756
- She is the very gifted, very ambitious
- Miss Valerie Da Vinci.
- 138
- 00:09:38,757 --> 00:09:44,622
- As I look out over all of your faces,
- I am flooded with so many memories.
- 139
- 00:09:44,623 --> 00:09:47,895
- - Oh boy, this is a snoozeday.
- - I... Excuse me.
- 140
- 00:09:47,896 --> 00:09:52,130
- Blah blah blah. We understand.
- You're old, you're fat, you're done.
- 141
- 00:09:52,216 --> 00:09:54,258
- Let me breathe in.
- 142
- 00:09:55,404 --> 00:09:58,036
- Woo.
- Broke a little sweat there.
- 143
- 00:09:58,541 --> 00:10:00,904
- First order of business.
- 144
- 00:10:00,905 --> 00:10:04,335
- Which one of you losers
- is Agent Gru?!
- 145
- 00:10:05,024 --> 00:10:07,335
- Uh… that would be me.
- 146
- 00:10:07,336 --> 00:10:11,753
- Although I don't know
- if I'd say 'loser' per Se,
- 147
- 00:10:11,754 --> 00:10:13,751
- kind of a...
- Huh!
- 148
- 00:10:15,272 --> 00:10:18,834
- Oh, it's the girls.
- Not a good time.
- 149
- 00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:20,326
- - Hey!
- - Aaah!
- 150
- 00:10:20,327 --> 00:10:23,307
- Yes, sir.
- Huh, uh... ma'am.
- 151
- 00:10:23,308 --> 00:10:24,698
- You're making me nervous.
- 152
- 00:10:24,699 --> 00:10:27,740
- How could you let Balthazar Bratt,
- 153
- 00:10:27,741 --> 00:10:31,441
- the AVL's most-wanted villain,
- just get away?
- 154
- 00:10:31,442 --> 00:10:33,753
- That is the opposite of
- what we do here!
- 155
- 00:10:33,754 --> 00:10:37,946
- Okay, okay, yes,
- maybe he got away... again,
- 156
- 00:10:37,947 --> 00:10:40,746
- but he didn't get the diamond!
- 157
- 00:10:40,747 --> 00:10:43,862
- And I am this close
- to bringing him in.
- 158
- 00:10:43,863 --> 00:10:46,098
- This close!
- 159
- 00:10:46,099 --> 00:10:47,898
- Huh?
- Interesting.
- 160
- 00:10:47,899 --> 00:10:49,232
- You're fired!
- 161
- 00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:50,413
- Huh!
- What?
- 162
- 00:10:50,414 --> 00:10:53,299
- This is totally not fair.
- Gru is a great agent.
- 163
- 00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:54,704
- You know what?
- If you fire him,
- 164
- 00:10:54,705 --> 00:10:57,142
- you're going to have to fire me,
- sister sister.
- 165
- 00:10:57,143 --> 00:11:00,873
- And do you really want to do that?
- Do ya?
- 166
- 00:11:00,874 --> 00:11:02,940
- No, no, no, no, no.
- 167
- 00:11:09,092 --> 00:11:10,962
- Well, I guess she did!
- 168
- 00:11:16,318 --> 00:11:18,112
- Honey, you didn't have to do that.
- 169
- 00:11:18,113 --> 00:11:19,899
- I know how much
- you love your job.
- 170
- 00:11:19,900 --> 00:11:23,238
- Well, I love other things more.
- 171
- 00:11:25,229 --> 00:11:27,584
- You know, we're going to
- have to tell the girls.
- 172
- 00:11:27,609 --> 00:11:29,401
- Can you do it?
- 173
- 00:11:29,426 --> 00:11:32,212
- The whole Mom thing is
- still kind of new to me.
- 174
- 00:11:32,237 --> 00:11:34,230
- Oh, sure.
- 175
- 00:11:48,830 --> 00:11:50,513
- Hello?
- 176
- 00:12:00,433 --> 00:12:02,892
- - Aloha!
- - Aloha!
- 177
- 00:12:02,898 --> 00:12:04,457
- Oh!
- 178
- 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:07,157
- This is unexpected.
- 179
- 00:12:07,158 --> 00:12:09,646
- Well, you never got to go
- on a honeymoon, so…
- 180
- 00:12:09,647 --> 00:12:10,931
- We made you dinner!
- 181
- 00:12:10,932 --> 00:12:12,099
- It's a luau!
- 182
- 00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:14,905
- We got pineapples and
- coconuts and lukuleles!
- 183
- 00:12:14,906 --> 00:12:17,232
- - Oh ho, yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 184
- 00:12:17,233 --> 00:12:21,136
- Hey!
- Ya malatika tika, hee ha!
- 185
- 00:12:21,137 --> 00:12:23,150
- Oww oww oww ah ah ah!
- 186
- 00:12:23,151 --> 00:12:25,723
- Oww oww oww ah ah ah!
- 187
- 00:12:30,460 --> 00:12:31,483
- Ahem.
- 188
- 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:35,173
- The soup of the day,
- madame and monsieur.
- 189
- 00:12:35,174 --> 00:12:37,917
- The gummy bears were my idea.
- 190
- 00:12:41,545 --> 00:12:44,963
- Mmmmmm…
- Looks too good to even eat!
- 191
- 00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:46,780
- Am I right?
- 192
- 00:12:47,021 --> 00:12:50,419
- - But I made it for you.…
- - Oh.
- 193
- 00:12:53,596 --> 00:13:01,161
- Good soup! I love the combination
- of gummy bears and meat!
- 194
- 00:13:06,340 --> 00:13:08,028
- I'm gonna hold it
- in my mouth,
- 195
- 00:13:08,029 --> 00:13:10,013
- because it's so good
- I don't want to swallow it.
- 196
- 00:13:10,014 --> 00:13:11,697
- So.
- How was work?
- 197
- 00:13:11,698 --> 00:13:15,056
- Did you take that guy down?
- Did anything explode?
- 198
- 00:13:15,057 --> 00:13:19,757
- Well, actually,
- today Lucy and I
- 199
- 00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:25,014
- were invited to not work
- at the AVL anymore.
- 200
- 00:13:25,015 --> 00:13:27,272
- Huh!
- No!
- 201
- 00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:30,076
- You got fired?
- 202
- 00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:33,141
- Oh no!
- No, no, no...
- 203
- 00:13:34,102 --> 00:13:35,695
- - Yes.
- - What?
- 204
- 00:13:35,696 --> 00:13:37,674
- But don't worry,
- 205
- 00:13:37,675 --> 00:13:40,358
- I'm sure we'll get
- new jobs real soon.
- 206
- 00:13:40,359 --> 00:13:42,626
- Even better ones.
- 207
- 00:13:42,627 --> 00:13:46,403
- What's better than being
- super-cool secret agents?
- 208
- 00:13:46,977 --> 00:13:49,532
- Oh, I know!
- You could gamble online!
- 209
- 00:13:49,533 --> 00:13:51,607
- That's what Katie's dad does!
- 210
- 00:13:51,608 --> 00:13:54,497
- Okay, we will definitely
- look into that.
- 211
- 00:13:54,498 --> 00:13:56,371
- That's a good suggestion.
- 212
- 00:13:56,372 --> 00:14:00,911
- And let's not go over
- to Katie's house anymore.
- 213
- 00:14:02,215 --> 00:14:03,496
- Hmm.
- 214
- 00:14:06,944 --> 00:14:09,569
- Guys, shhhhhh.
- I don't think you heard me right.
- 215
- 00:14:09,570 --> 00:14:13,245
- No, no, no, no, no, no, this does not mean
- that we are going back to being villains.
- 216
- 00:14:13,246 --> 00:14:15,031
- - Oh.
- - Oh.
- 217
- 00:14:15,032 --> 00:14:16,513
- Boring!
- Please do something!
- 218
- 00:14:16,514 --> 00:14:18,665
- Okay, alright,
- I get it.
- 219
- 00:14:18,666 --> 00:14:21,271
- Look, I know it's been
- a little tough lately,
- 220
- 00:14:21,272 --> 00:14:27,388
- especially with Doctor Nefario
- accidentally freezing himself in carbonite,
- 221
- 00:14:29,098 --> 00:14:29,719
- Ow!
- 222
- 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:33,704
- but our life of crime is over!
- 223
- 00:14:34,419 --> 00:14:38,161
- Mel.
- Mel, you're with me on this, right?
- 224
- 00:14:38,371 --> 00:14:39,697
- Look.
- 225
- 00:14:39,698 --> 00:14:41,340
- - Good...
- - Yay!
- 226
- 00:14:41,341 --> 00:14:43,320
- - Boring!
- - Boo!
- 227
- 00:14:43,321 --> 00:14:45,019
- - Good...
- - Yay!
- 228
- 00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:47,195
- - Boring!
- - Ohh!
- 229
- 00:14:47,196 --> 00:14:49,058
- - Good...
- - Yay!
- 230
- 00:14:49,059 --> 00:14:51,754
- - Boring!
- - Boo!
- 231
- 00:14:51,755 --> 00:14:54,302
- Minions… no more boring!!
- 232
- 00:14:54,303 --> 00:14:56,724
- Boring!
- Boring!
- 233
- 00:14:56,725 --> 00:14:59,744
- Guys!
- Listen to me and read my lips!
- 234
- 00:14:59,745 --> 00:15:04,431
- Lissa me lippo, pomodoro la comquit!
- 235
- 00:15:06,444 --> 00:15:08,213
- What?
- Wha...
- 236
- 00:15:08,214 --> 00:15:10,772
- What did I say?
- "la comquit?"
- 237
- 00:15:11,241 --> 00:15:14,236
- Oh, okay,
- pomodoro la kumquat.
- 238
- 00:15:14,237 --> 00:15:16,552
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Did you say no more crime?
- 239
- 00:15:16,553 --> 00:15:17,413
- I cannot accept this.
- 240
- 00:15:17,414 --> 00:15:19,049
- Don't take that tone with me!
- 241
- 00:15:19,050 --> 00:15:21,115
- We're not going back to villainy.
- 242
- 00:15:21,116 --> 00:15:22,460
- Uh.
- No villainy?
- 243
- 00:15:22,461 --> 00:15:26,285
- Yes. And I don't want to hear
- another word about it.
- 244
- 00:15:29,382 --> 00:15:32,008
- Look, if you guys
- don't stop that right now,
- 245
- 00:15:32,009 --> 00:15:33,937
- there will be consequences!
- 246
- 00:15:33,938 --> 00:15:36,004
- Huh!
- I can do whatever I want.
- 247
- 00:15:36,005 --> 00:15:36,469
- Hey.
- 248
- 00:15:36,470 --> 00:15:38,645
- Don't say anything
- you're going to regret.
- 249
- 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:41,672
- Oh. Listen to this.
- I quit!
- 250
- 00:15:41,711 --> 00:15:43,219
- See you!
- 251
- 00:15:43,220 --> 00:15:45,550
- What?
- You quit?
- 252
- 00:15:45,749 --> 00:15:48,566
- You're serious?
- Come on.
- 253
- 00:15:51,229 --> 00:15:53,508
- Uh. Uh.
- Bud-Buddy?
- 254
- 00:15:53,509 --> 00:15:56,025
- Dave!
- Jerry!
- 255
- 00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:59,904
- Great news, guys...
- you've been promoted.
- 256
- 00:15:59,905 --> 00:16:03,970
- You're in charge now, eh?
- Not bad!
- 257
- 00:16:04,854 --> 00:16:07,788
- Yipa! Yipo!
- Yippee!
- 258
- 00:16:07,789 --> 00:16:11,501
- - Aruba-ruba-ruba-ruba!
- - Aruba-ruba-ruba-ruba!
- 259
- 00:16:12,092 --> 00:16:13,929
- Jeesh!
- 260
- 00:16:14,879 --> 00:16:22,442
- PARIS, FRANCE
- 261
- 00:16:26,125 --> 00:16:27,531
- Huh!
- 262
- 00:16:33,185 --> 00:16:35,729
- Monsieur Pompo.
- 263
- 00:16:35,754 --> 00:16:41,329
- To what do we owe the presence
- of the world's foremost gem expert?
- 264
- 00:16:41,330 --> 00:16:43,321
- The chief of police sent me.
- 265
- 00:16:43,322 --> 00:16:46,286
- He was concerned that during
- the recent heist attempt,
- 266
- 00:16:46,287 --> 00:16:50,634
- The Dupont Diamond
- was replaced with a phony.
- 267
- 00:17:07,308 --> 00:17:08,830
- Ooh la la.
- 268
- 00:17:08,831 --> 00:17:11,610
- You have been duped.
- 269
- 00:17:11,611 --> 00:17:13,101
- What?
- We have?
- 270
- 00:17:13,102 --> 00:17:14,299
- Yes.
- 271
- 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,292
- By me!
- 272
- 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,336
- Wha-What is... ?
- 273
- 00:17:23,940 --> 00:17:26,280
- Oh no.
- Help!
- 274
- 00:17:31,122 --> 00:17:33,568
- Ha ha ha...
- 275
- 00:17:44,328 --> 00:17:47,211
- I've been a bad boy!
- 276
- 00:17:47,212 --> 00:17:51,826
- Or should I say,
- "Je suis un mauvais garçon!"
- 277
- 00:18:05,799 --> 00:18:07,351
- Oh.
- 278
- 00:18:30,036 --> 00:18:33,145
- Hey, Gru,
- whatcha doing down here?
- 279
- 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:34,907
- In the dark.
- 280
- 00:18:34,908 --> 00:18:35,852
- Alone.
- 281
- 00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:38,695
- Oh nothing, just thinking.
- 282
- 00:18:38,696 --> 00:18:40,165
- You okay?
- 283
- 00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:42,842
- Oh yes, yeah,
- I'm fine, I'm fine.
- 284
- 00:18:42,843 --> 00:18:44,786
- It's just…
- 285
- 00:18:45,003 --> 00:18:50,688
- I don't know.
- I guess I just feel like a… failure.
- 286
- 00:18:50,877 --> 00:18:53,197
- Like I don't have
- a purpose anymore.
- 287
- 00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:56,727
- Hey, mister,
- you are not a failure.
- 288
- 00:18:56,728 --> 00:19:00,258
- If only I could've nailed Bratt.
- 289
- 00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:03,683
- So many times
- I almost had him!
- 290
- 00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:06,248
- But now I'll never
- get the chance.
- 291
- 00:19:06,249 --> 00:19:08,372
- 'Cause I have been
- kicked to the curb.
- 292
- 00:19:08,373 --> 00:19:12,037
- Gru, you've got to let this go.
- It's time to look forward.
- 293
- 00:19:12,038 --> 00:19:14,886
- Things will get better, I promise.
- 294
- 00:19:31,818 --> 00:19:34,342
- Follow me.
- Follow me.
- 295
- 00:19:34,367 --> 00:19:36,406
- Coming through, make way.
- 296
- 00:19:36,407 --> 00:19:38,380
- - Coming through.
- - Uh, excuse me.
- 297
- 00:19:38,439 --> 00:19:42,048
- Pardon me,
- young... people.
- 298
- 00:19:42,049 --> 00:19:45,439
- Would you tell me
- how to get to this address?
- 299
- 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:47,235
- Uh.
- Uh, ah.
- 300
- 00:19:47,236 --> 00:19:48,734
- You are looking for Minions?
- 301
- 00:19:48,735 --> 00:19:51,127
- I'm looking for a Mr. Gru.
- 302
- 00:19:51,128 --> 00:19:53,557
- Gru is a lousy boss!
- 303
- 00:19:53,819 --> 00:19:55,803
- - Yeah!
- - Yeah!
- 304
- 00:19:55,804 --> 00:19:57,402
- Bye!
- 305
- 00:20:04,076 --> 00:20:05,995
- Idiots.
- 306
- 00:20:09,017 --> 00:20:11,214
- No. Kyle.
- Stop!
- 307
- 00:20:11,215 --> 00:20:13,453
- Kyle, let go.
- 308
- 00:20:15,635 --> 00:20:16,909
- BRATT STEALS WORLD'S
- BIGGEST DIAMOND
- 309
- 00:20:16,910 --> 00:20:20,107
- No, no...
- you've got to be kidding me.
- 310
- 00:20:20,108 --> 00:20:21,286
- Lucy, did you see...
- 311
- 00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:25,163
- He helps you if you have nightmares,
- and he's really good to snuggle with...
- 312
- 00:20:25,164 --> 00:20:26,906
- Oh no, no, no, Agnes!
- Agnes!
- 313
- 00:20:26,907 --> 00:20:29,120
- So, take good care of him.
- 314
- 00:20:29,121 --> 00:20:30,846
- Thank you!
- 315
- 00:20:30,847 --> 00:20:33,514
- Agnes, what are you doing?
- You...
- 316
- 00:20:33,515 --> 00:20:35,394
- You sold your unicorn?
- 317
- 00:20:35,395 --> 00:20:39,727
- Well, I just wanted to help.
- Since you don't have a job.
- 318
- 00:20:39,909 --> 00:20:42,406
- I got two whole dollars for it!
- 319
- 00:20:42,431 --> 00:20:44,545
- - Awwwww.
- - Awwwww.
- 320
- 00:20:45,137 --> 00:20:46,907
- Uh, excuse me.
- 321
- 00:20:46,908 --> 00:20:49,042
- Sorry, buddy, the sale's over.
- 322
- 00:20:49,043 --> 00:20:50,512
- Yes, but this will only take a....
- 323
- 00:20:50,537 --> 00:20:53,066
- Hey, Eyebrows.
- Get off the lawn.
- 324
- 00:20:53,091 --> 00:20:54,466
- Yeah, but...
- 325
- 00:20:54,467 --> 00:20:57,867
- - Hey, could you...
- - Oh uh, of course.
- 326
- 00:20:57,868 --> 00:21:00,266
- Now, as I was saying.
- I...
- 327
- 00:21:00,267 --> 00:21:03,093
- - Uh... Oh.
- - Goodbye.
- 328
- 00:21:08,373 --> 00:21:10,923
- Listen, Agnes.
- You don't need to worry.
- 329
- 00:21:10,924 --> 00:21:12,749
- We're going to be fine.
- 330
- 00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:15,027
- - For real?
- - For real.
- 331
- 00:21:15,028 --> 00:21:16,850
- Now come on,
- let's pack this stuff up.
- 332
- 00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:18,071
- Ow.
- Ow.
- 333
- 00:21:18,096 --> 00:21:21,617
- Seriously?
- Buddy, you're not getting the hint.
- 334
- 00:21:21,618 --> 00:21:24,375
- Excuse me, Mr. Gru.
- 335
- 00:21:24,376 --> 00:21:27,735
- But I really must
- have a word with you.
- 336
- 00:21:27,736 --> 00:21:29,325
- How did you know my name?
- 337
- 00:21:29,326 --> 00:21:33,777
- Allow me to introduce myself...
- my name is Fritz, and OW!
- 338
- 00:21:33,778 --> 00:21:36,064
- Uh, good puppy.
- 339
- 00:21:36,065 --> 00:21:40,592
- And I am inquiring…
- on behalf of your twin brother, Dru.
- 340
- 00:21:40,593 --> 00:21:42,119
- He needs your help.
- 341
- 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:43,887
- What?
- Twin brother?
- 342
- 00:21:43,888 --> 00:21:44,978
- Twin brother?
- 343
- 00:21:44,979 --> 00:21:46,019
- - Twin brother?
- - Twin brother?
- 344
- 00:21:46,020 --> 00:21:46,937
- Oh Yeah.
- 345
- 00:21:46,938 --> 00:21:50,417
- He would like to fly you
- to Freedonia to meet him.
- 346
- 00:21:50,418 --> 00:21:54,322
- Your father has recently
- passed away and...
- 347
- 00:21:54,323 --> 00:21:57,238
- Okay, cuckoo.
- I'm sorry, but my dad died
- 348
- 00:21:57,239 --> 00:21:59,898
- when I was a baby,
- and I don't have any brother.
- 349
- 00:21:59,899 --> 00:22:01,257
- You've got the wrong guy.
- 350
- 00:22:01,258 --> 00:22:02,465
- Really?
- 351
- 00:22:02,466 --> 00:22:07,293
- Well, then how do
- you explain... this?
- 352
- 00:22:12,777 --> 00:22:16,027
- Ahhhhh!
- Bellissimo!
- 353
- 00:22:17,746 --> 00:22:20,806
- - Oh, hello, Gru.
- - Hi, Mom.
- 354
- 00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:25,355
- It's important to keep active
- in one's golden years.
- 355
- 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:29,711
- There you are, you cute cute.
- 356
- 00:22:32,148 --> 00:22:38,733
- These are my diving instructors,
- Vincenzo and Paolo!
- 357
- 00:22:39,271 --> 00:22:41,596
- Ciao, boys!
- 358
- 00:22:41,597 --> 00:22:43,753
- So what do you want?
- 359
- 00:22:43,754 --> 00:22:47,373
- Mom, do I have a twin brother?
- 360
- 00:22:47,724 --> 00:22:49,795
- How did you find out?
- Who told you?
- 361
- 00:22:49,796 --> 00:22:51,266
- Wait, what?
- It's true?
- 362
- 00:22:51,267 --> 00:22:53,380
- You never told me
- I had a brother!
- 363
- 00:22:53,381 --> 00:22:56,933
- And you told me that Dad died of
- disappointment when I was born!
- 364
- 00:22:56,934 --> 00:23:00,498
- Yeah, yeah, that was the agreement.
- 365
- 00:23:00,499 --> 00:23:04,175
- Agreement?
- What are you talking about?
- 366
- 00:23:06,339 --> 00:23:11,928
- Shortly after you and your brother
- were born, your father and I divorced.
- 367
- 00:23:11,929 --> 00:23:15,273
- We each took one son
- to raise on our own.
- 368
- 00:23:15,274 --> 00:23:19,372
- And promised never
- to see each other again.
- 369
- 00:23:20,247 --> 00:23:25,354
- Obviously, I got second pick.
- 370
- 00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:29,763
- I have a brother.
- 371
- 00:23:36,176 --> 00:23:39,009
- Hey girls, how are things
- in row B, huh?
- 372
- 00:23:39,010 --> 00:23:41,579
- I've put together some
- fun activities for the trip.
- 373
- 00:23:41,580 --> 00:23:44,584
- Who is up for some
- Gin Rummy?
- 374
- 00:23:44,585 --> 00:23:48,470
- Yeah. Umm...
- We're good.
- 375
- 00:23:48,471 --> 00:23:50,370
- Oh.
- Okay.
- 376
- 00:23:50,371 --> 00:23:53,032
- I'll just sit here
- and play solitaire.
- 377
- 00:23:53,033 --> 00:23:54,932
- I hope I win.
- 378
- 00:23:55,381 --> 00:23:57,519
- I wonder what Dru
- will be like!
- 379
- 00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:57,989
- Woo!
- 380
- 00:23:57,990 --> 00:23:59,783
- Maybe we'll have that twin thing
- 381
- 00:23:59,784 --> 00:24:02,854
- where we can read
- each other's minds, you know?
- 382
- 00:24:02,855 --> 00:24:06,817
- - How cool would that be?!
- - Um, super cool.
- 383
- 00:24:13,539 --> 00:24:16,377
- Ah, ha ha ha...
- 384
- 00:24:16,378 --> 00:24:18,327
- Ooh.
- 385
- 00:24:20,069 --> 00:24:22,078
- Aah!
- Ow! Ow!
- 386
- 00:24:22,079 --> 00:24:23,618
- Woo-hoo!
- 387
- 00:24:23,619 --> 00:24:28,078
- Freedonia!
- Freedonia!
- 388
- 00:24:28,293 --> 00:24:30,163
- Hi, piggy, piggy!
- 389
- 00:24:30,164 --> 00:24:33,625
- Huh! Whoa!
- Look at that house!
- 390
- 00:24:33,626 --> 00:24:35,275
- It's like a castle!
- 391
- 00:24:35,276 --> 00:24:39,315
- I can't wait
- to meet my brother!
- 392
- 00:24:39,316 --> 00:24:41,522
- Uh.
- What's with all the pigs?
- 393
- 00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:43,882
- This is the family business.
- 394
- 00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:47,964
- The largest pig farm
- in the whole of Freedonia.
- 395
- 00:24:48,249 --> 00:24:50,759
- Okay, nice pig.
- 396
- 00:24:50,971 --> 00:24:53,881
- No!
- That's my private part!
- 397
- 00:24:53,882 --> 00:24:56,159
- Owww!
- 398
- 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,875
- This pig has issues!
- 399
- 00:24:59,065 --> 00:25:00,549
- Please, come in.
- 400
- 00:25:00,550 --> 00:25:02,979
- Wow.
- Yeah, haha!
- 401
- 00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:10,533
- Whoa!
- 402
- 00:25:10,534 --> 00:25:13,519
- Oh, this is amazing!
- 403
- 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:17,892
- Ah, it's like the Sistine Chapel.
- But with pigs.
- 404
- 00:25:21,617 --> 00:25:29,431
- My brother!!
- 405
- 00:25:29,432 --> 00:25:31,175
- - My brother!
- - My brother!
- 406
- 00:25:31,176 --> 00:25:32,434
- Gru!
- 407
- 00:25:32,435 --> 00:25:34,356
- Dru!
- 408
- 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:45,957
- Ahhhh!
- Brother! I am hugging you!
- 409
- 00:25:45,958 --> 00:25:48,055
- I'm so happy!
- 410
- 00:25:48,145 --> 00:25:52,564
- After all these years,
- finally I'm meeting you!
- 411
- 00:25:52,565 --> 00:25:56,537
- - Yup, alright, good.
- - Oh, look at that!
- 412
- 00:25:56,538 --> 00:25:58,767
- - Woo!
- - You must be the beautiful wife!
- 413
- 00:25:58,768 --> 00:26:01,948
- Beautiful, oh.
- Stop it!
- 414
- 00:26:01,949 --> 00:26:02,754
- Sweet talker.
- 415
- 00:26:02,755 --> 00:26:06,850
- How is my brother finding a wife
- like you when he is so bald?
- 416
- 00:26:09,713 --> 00:26:13,974
- Woo-hoo!
- These must be my nieces!
- 417
- 00:26:13,975 --> 00:26:17,771
- Huh! You're Agnes,
- you're small with big eyes!
- 418
- 00:26:17,772 --> 00:26:20,015
- And it makes me want to
- put you in my pocket!
- 419
- 00:26:20,016 --> 00:26:23,407
- You can't do that.
- I'm too big.
- 420
- 00:26:23,432 --> 00:26:25,014
- And Edith,
- 421
- 00:26:25,015 --> 00:26:28,504
- I can tell that you are
- a little mischievous.
- 422
- 00:26:28,505 --> 00:26:31,145
- We're going to have to make
- a little trouble later.
- 423
- 00:26:31,146 --> 00:26:32,870
- Wha...
- I already have!
- 424
- 00:26:32,871 --> 00:26:34,571
- Ow.
- Ow! Ow!
- 425
- 00:26:34,572 --> 00:26:37,239
- Please, stop.
- Why are you doing that?
- 426
- 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:38,630
- Ow!
- Ow.
- 427
- 00:26:38,631 --> 00:26:42,106
- Fist bump for mischievous behavior.
- 428
- 00:26:42,107 --> 00:26:45,133
- And Margo!
- Oh, you are so mature.
- 429
- 00:26:45,134 --> 00:26:47,980
- I'm guessing what… fifteen?
- 430
- 00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:49,208
- Fifteen?
- 431
- 00:26:49,209 --> 00:26:52,851
- She's twelve! She looks twelve.
- And will always be twelve.
- 432
- 00:26:52,852 --> 00:26:55,963
- So, Dru…
- this place is amazing.
- 433
- 00:26:55,964 --> 00:26:59,731
- I mean, you just walk through the doors
- and you're like: wooooowwwooowwooooo!!
- 434
- 00:26:59,732 --> 00:27:05,459
- Eh. It's nice, I guess, sure.
- I'm not really into 'things.'
- 435
- 00:27:07,824 --> 00:27:09,941
- Wow!
- This is so cool!
- 436
- 00:27:09,942 --> 00:27:12,306
- Oh my gosh,
- he's even got a helicopter!
- 437
- 00:27:12,307 --> 00:27:14,438
- This is the best!
- 438
- 00:27:14,439 --> 00:27:16,764
- Yes, the best.
- 439
- 00:27:16,765 --> 00:27:19,144
- - All right, let's go home now.
- - Home? Why?
- 440
- 00:27:19,145 --> 00:27:22,819
- I don't know, this guy,
- with the mansion and the cars
- 441
- 00:27:22,820 --> 00:27:27,596
- and… all the hair,
- silky-smooth, luxurious hair.
- 442
- 00:27:27,597 --> 00:27:29,986
- I feel worse than
- I did before I came.
- 443
- 00:27:29,987 --> 00:27:32,790
- Oh, but he's your brother, Gru.
- Give him a chance.
- 444
- 00:27:32,791 --> 00:27:36,462
- Oh, I was thinking, while Gru and I
- catch up on some brother stuff,
- 445
- 00:27:36,487 --> 00:27:39,189
- you girls should go with Fritz.
- He has a surprise for you.
- 446
- 00:27:39,190 --> 00:27:40,446
- - Yay!
- - Yay!
- - Awesome.
- 447
- 00:27:40,447 --> 00:27:41,751
- I love surprises!
- 448
- 00:27:41,752 --> 00:27:43,983
- Oh, this is perfect.
- Mother, daughter bonding time.
- 449
- 00:27:43,984 --> 00:27:46,322
- Let's do it.
- Woo-woo!
- 450
- 00:27:46,323 --> 00:27:48,684
- Bye!
- You boys have fun.
- 451
- 00:27:48,685 --> 00:27:51,920
- Ha ha ha!
- Whoopee!
- 452
- 00:27:54,249 --> 00:27:56,654
- Now you can be as evil
- as Balthazar Bratt
- 453
- 00:27:56,655 --> 00:27:59,134
- with the evil Bratt action figure,
- 454
- 00:27:59,135 --> 00:28:02,882
- featuring music activated
- Break Dance mode.
- 455
- 00:28:02,883 --> 00:28:07,181
- Also featuring bubble gum
- launching shoulder pads.
- 456
- 00:28:07,182 --> 00:28:11,222
- And the all new
- Mega Diamond Laser.
- 457
- 00:28:12,741 --> 00:28:14,423
- No more math!
- 458
- 00:28:14,424 --> 00:28:17,417
- I've been a bad boy!
- 459
- 00:28:18,010 --> 00:28:21,287
- Mega Diamond Laser does not
- actually incinerate books.
- 460
- 00:28:21,939 --> 00:28:27,264
- How could Hollywood cancel a show
- that produced toys like this, Clive?
- 461
- 00:28:27,387 --> 00:28:29,808
- Evil Bratt was a masterpiece.
- 462
- 00:28:29,809 --> 00:28:32,418
- Does no one value
- true art anymore?
- 463
- 00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:34,591
- It's a disgrace and a travesty, sir.
- 464
- 00:28:34,592 --> 00:28:38,557
- Well, now that I've got the diamond,
- it's payback time.
- 465
- 00:28:38,558 --> 00:28:42,468
- Oh, it's too bad Gru won't be
- around to try and stop me.
- 466
- 00:28:42,469 --> 00:28:45,086
- Oh, wait! No, it's not!
- I hate that tweeb!
- 467
- 00:28:45,111 --> 00:28:47,039
- And you, Hollywood!
- 468
- 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:50,273
- This time, I'm canceling you!
- 469
- 00:28:50,274 --> 00:28:53,729
- And all the losers
- who rejected me!
- 470
- 00:28:53,730 --> 00:28:56,272
- Ha ha ha... !
- 471
- 00:28:58,824 --> 00:29:00,564
- Ooooo, piggy, piggy!
- 472
- 00:29:00,565 --> 00:29:04,100
- So how are things
- going for you, career-wise?
- 473
- 00:29:04,101 --> 00:29:05,927
- Ahhaaaaa… great.
- 474
- 00:29:05,928 --> 00:29:08,933
- So, so great.
- Crushing it.
- 475
- 00:29:08,934 --> 00:29:15,534
- Well, I've got something that I think
- you will find very interesting.
- 476
- 00:29:16,873 --> 00:29:19,523
- Hold on to your face, Brother.
- 477
- 00:29:24,126 --> 00:29:25,455
- Whaaaaaaaaaa!
- 478
- 00:29:25,456 --> 00:29:28,102
- Yee-haw!
- Ya ya!
- 479
- 00:29:28,103 --> 00:29:29,739
- Eh.
- What?
- 480
- 00:29:30,071 --> 00:29:31,534
- Yee-haw!
- 481
- 00:29:36,997 --> 00:29:38,572
- Ow!
- 482
- 00:29:39,674 --> 00:29:42,175
- Huh? Ah!
- Salami!
- 483
- 00:29:42,669 --> 00:29:44,337
- Hey, I got Salami.
- 484
- 00:29:44,338 --> 00:29:46,199
- Ah, yes, yes.
- 485
- 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:47,890
- It's Salami.
- 486
- 00:29:48,043 --> 00:29:51,340
- - Whoa. Whoa.
- - Come on, come on.
- 487
- 00:29:53,108 --> 00:29:55,284
- What is all this?
- 488
- 00:29:55,285 --> 00:30:00,229
- The pig farm was just a cover
- for the real family business.
- 489
- 00:30:01,972 --> 00:30:03,370
- Haha!
- Hey.
- 490
- 00:30:03,371 --> 00:30:05,468
- It's Gru with boobs!
- 491
- 00:30:06,302 --> 00:30:10,336
- Now, feast your eyes on…
- 492
- 00:30:10,337 --> 00:30:15,733
- Dad's lair!
- Ta-da!
- 493
- 00:30:15,734 --> 00:30:21,373
- Whoa whoa whoa, wait…
- So our dad was a villain?
- 494
- 00:30:21,374 --> 00:30:23,685
- No, no, no.
- Not just a villain.
- 495
- 00:30:23,686 --> 00:30:27,272
- But one of the greatest
- of all time!
- 496
- 00:30:27,273 --> 00:30:31,540
- He was known
- as the Bald terror.
- 497
- 00:30:31,541 --> 00:30:34,749
- That's him?
- Our dad?
- 498
- 00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:39,016
- He was so proud of you.
- And what a great villain you were.
- 499
- 00:30:39,017 --> 00:30:40,400
- He was?
- 500
- 00:30:40,401 --> 00:30:43,747
- But me…
- not so much
- 501
- 00:30:43,748 --> 00:30:49,381
- To Dad, I was just a failure.
- 502
- 00:30:49,382 --> 00:30:52,374
- He never thought I had
- what it took to be a villain.
- 503
- 00:30:52,375 --> 00:30:56,242
- But now you can help me
- prove him wrong.
- 504
- 00:30:56,243 --> 00:31:01,234
- Brother, teach me the art of villainy!
- 505
- 00:31:02,515 --> 00:31:05,773
- No. No, no, no.
- I can't do that.
- 506
- 00:31:05,774 --> 00:31:10,741
- What? But it's our family tradition!
- You can't say no to that!
- 507
- 00:31:10,742 --> 00:31:14,293
- Look, I'm sorry.
- I've left that life behind me.
- 508
- 00:31:14,294 --> 00:31:16,967
- - End of story.
- - Oh.
- 509
- 00:31:17,607 --> 00:31:20,097
- Okay.
- I understand.
- 510
- 00:31:20,098 --> 00:31:23,025
- Hmmm…
- I wonder what this does?
- 511
- 00:31:23,383 --> 00:31:24,312
- Huh?
- 512
- 00:31:24,313 --> 00:31:25,469
- Help.
- Help!
- 513
- 00:31:25,470 --> 00:31:26,645
- No no no...
- 514
- 00:31:26,646 --> 00:31:29,668
- - Aaah!
- - Aah!
- 515
- 00:31:39,350 --> 00:31:40,743
- Holey moley!
- 516
- 00:31:40,744 --> 00:31:45,720
- Dad's villain wheels.
- Pretty slick, huh?
- 517
- 00:31:45,721 --> 00:31:48,144
- Hey, you want to
- take her out for a spin?
- 518
- 00:31:48,145 --> 00:31:50,427
- Just for some fun?
- 519
- 00:31:51,148 --> 00:31:53,591
- Hmmmmm…
- 520
- 00:31:54,023 --> 00:31:57,752
- Woo-hoo!
- 521
- 00:31:58,439 --> 00:32:00,209
- Look out!
- Whoa! Whoa!
- 522
- 00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:02,836
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- 523
- 00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:05,477
- What a beautiful day!
- 524
- 00:32:05,478 --> 00:32:09,953
- Zero to 400 in 3 seconds.
- Able to withstand a nuclear blast,
- 525
- 00:32:09,954 --> 00:32:12,337
- armed to the teeth!
- 526
- 00:32:13,486 --> 00:32:15,847
- Oh yeah.
- That's pretty nice.
- 527
- 00:32:15,848 --> 00:32:19,646
- - And it's a hybrid.
- - LOOK OUT!
- 528
- 00:32:40,258 --> 00:32:43,651
- Yeah!
- Help me!
- 529
- 00:32:45,243 --> 00:32:49,682
- I am not enjoying this...!
- 530
- 00:32:58,119 --> 00:33:00,336
- Whoa.
- What is going on here?
- 531
- 00:33:00,337 --> 00:33:04,280
- Welcome to the annual
- Freedonian Cheese Festival!
- 532
- 00:33:04,281 --> 00:33:05,657
- Go!
- 533
- 00:33:09,899 --> 00:33:13,811
- Ooo. Look. Look.
- Look at all the candies.
- 534
- 00:33:13,927 --> 00:33:15,753
- Whoa!
- 535
- 00:33:16,344 --> 00:33:19,043
- Lucy, can we get these please?
- 536
- 00:33:19,044 --> 00:33:21,710
- Okay, but only one each.
- I mean it.
- 537
- 00:33:21,711 --> 00:33:23,779
- - Awww.
- - Oh, man.
- 538
- 00:33:23,780 --> 00:33:26,162
- No, I don't!
- Get as many as you want,
- 539
- 00:33:26,163 --> 00:33:27,631
- - I don't care!
- - Yay!
- 540
- 00:33:27,632 --> 00:33:28,706
- Awesome!
- 541
- 00:33:28,707 --> 00:33:30,868
- - Um.
- - What?
- 542
- 00:33:30,869 --> 00:33:34,249
- It's okay to tell them no
- sometimes, too, you know.
- 543
- 00:33:34,250 --> 00:33:35,884
- Moms need to be tough.
- 544
- 00:33:35,885 --> 00:33:37,761
- Right. Right, tough.
- Good one.
- 545
- 00:33:37,762 --> 00:33:41,414
- I can totally do that. You know,
- still figuring out this mom thing.
- 546
- 00:33:41,415 --> 00:33:44,108
- Getting my sea legs, matie!
- 547
- 00:33:44,361 --> 00:33:46,906
- It's a unicorn!
- 548
- 00:33:50,741 --> 00:33:54,326
- Can we go in there!
- Please please please please please?
- 549
- 00:33:56,259 --> 00:33:58,514
- Um, sure…
- Yeah.
- 550
- 00:33:58,515 --> 00:34:01,877
- But first, let's, um…
- ooh, look!
- 551
- 00:34:01,878 --> 00:34:06,659
- It's a traditional Freedonian dance!
- How amazing does that look?
- 552
- 00:34:08,691 --> 00:34:11,434
- Chee!
- I love this.
- 553
- 00:34:11,790 --> 00:34:14,851
- The little girls go and get
- the cheese from the little boys.
- 554
- 00:34:14,852 --> 00:34:16,915
- That's adorable.
- 555
- 00:34:18,819 --> 00:34:21,182
- Oh, look at that
- poor little guy.
- 556
- 00:34:21,183 --> 00:34:25,000
- With his little boots.
- Nobody picked him.
- 557
- 00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:27,509
- Margo, why don't you go up there?
- 558
- 00:34:27,510 --> 00:34:29,934
- - No way!
- - Okay.
- 559
- 00:34:30,001 --> 00:34:32,222
- Wait a minute.
- No.
- 560
- 00:34:32,223 --> 00:34:34,823
- Go take a bite of
- his cheese, young lady.
- 561
- 00:34:34,824 --> 00:34:36,153
- Right now.
- 562
- 00:34:36,154 --> 00:34:36,985
- What?
- 563
- 00:34:36,986 --> 00:34:39,120
- I'm being tougher.
- You know, like you said.
- 564
- 00:34:39,121 --> 00:34:42,193
- No. I meant be tougher
- on them, not me.
- 565
- 00:34:42,194 --> 00:34:45,848
- Oh, come on, just do it.
- What's the worst that could happen?
- 566
- 00:34:48,269 --> 00:34:49,848
- Fine.
- 567
- 00:34:49,849 --> 00:34:51,627
- Huh!
- 568
- 00:34:53,864 --> 00:34:56,191
- Wow!
- 569
- 00:34:56,442 --> 00:34:58,853
- Hey there, I'm Margo.
- 570
- 00:34:58,854 --> 00:35:00,699
- Hello, Margo.
- 571
- 00:35:00,700 --> 00:35:05,320
- I am Niko.
- Would you like some of my cheese?
- 572
- 00:35:06,254 --> 00:35:07,441
- Hmmm...
- 573
- 00:35:07,442 --> 00:35:11,577
- Yes, yes, yes!
- Thank you, Margo! Thank you!
- 574
- 00:35:12,730 --> 00:35:15,021
- BAM!
- I am a great mother.
- 575
- 00:35:15,046 --> 00:35:18,606
- Did you see that, girls?
- I lay down the...
- 576
- 00:35:18,631 --> 00:35:21,411
- Oh no…
- Where are they?
- 577
- 00:35:21,446 --> 00:35:24,162
- Agnes!
- Edith!
- 578
- 00:35:26,463 --> 00:35:28,041
- Hello.
- 579
- 00:35:29,957 --> 00:35:33,728
- Uh, look!
- A unicorn horn!
- 580
- 00:35:35,499 --> 00:35:38,288
- My little brain
- is going to explode!
- 581
- 00:35:38,289 --> 00:35:41,155
- Ugh, Agnes.
- That's a fake.
- 582
- 00:35:41,156 --> 00:35:44,797
- Ohhhh, it's real alright.
- 583
- 00:35:44,798 --> 00:35:48,385
- That horn
- came from the Crooked Forest.
- 584
- 00:35:48,386 --> 00:35:53,927
- The only place on earth
- where unicorns still live.
- 585
- 00:36:00,110 --> 00:36:02,274
- Laugh!
- Laugh, all of you!
- 586
- 00:36:02,802 --> 00:36:04,747
- They all think I'm crazy.
- 587
- 00:36:04,748 --> 00:36:08,167
- But I'm telling you,
- I saw one once.
- 588
- 00:36:08,168 --> 00:36:10,109
- With my own eye!
- 589
- 00:36:10,110 --> 00:36:13,568
- Wait, wait, wait…
- You saw a for-real, live unicorn?
- 590
- 00:36:13,569 --> 00:36:15,016
- What did it look like?
- 591
- 00:36:15,017 --> 00:36:17,135
- Did you pet it?
- Did it smell like candy?
- 592
- 00:36:17,136 --> 00:36:20,200
- Was it… fluffy?
- 593
- 00:36:20,201 --> 00:36:25,447
- It was so fluffy
- I thought I was going to die.
- 594
- 00:36:25,559 --> 00:36:28,250
- Do you think maybe
- I could find one, too?
- 595
- 00:36:28,294 --> 00:36:33,191
- They say if a maiden pure of heart
- goes into the Crooked Forest,
- 596
- 00:36:33,192 --> 00:36:39,562
- the unicorn will come…
- and be hers forever.
- 597
- 00:36:45,830 --> 00:36:47,613
- Agnes!
- 598
- 00:36:52,757 --> 00:36:54,368
- Goal!
- 599
- 00:36:54,619 --> 00:36:56,268
- Excuse me!
- 600
- 00:36:56,566 --> 00:36:58,790
- Girls!
- Don't worry, I'm here!
- 601
- 00:36:58,791 --> 00:37:00,576
- Are you okay?
- 602
- 00:37:00,592 --> 00:37:03,819
- Yeah, we're fine.
- Are you?
- 603
- 00:37:03,820 --> 00:37:10,184
- Unicorns are really real!
- And I'm gonna find one!!
- 604
- 00:37:10,185 --> 00:37:12,828
- Sorry, I went a little
- mama bear on you.
- 605
- 00:37:12,829 --> 00:37:14,776
- You know, I heard a scream and…
- 606
- 00:37:14,777 --> 00:37:16,845
- yeah, okay.
- Have a good one!
- 607
- 00:37:21,046 --> 00:37:23,125
- - Wait for me here!
- - Don't.
- 608
- 00:37:23,126 --> 00:37:26,422
- Stop that! Ow!
- You kicked me.
- 609
- 00:37:27,627 --> 00:37:30,500
- Hey! Hey!
- What are you doing?
- 610
- 00:37:30,741 --> 00:37:32,613
- Did you just steal candies?
- 611
- 00:37:32,614 --> 00:37:33,290
- Yes!
- 612
- 00:37:33,291 --> 00:37:36,561
- That was a lot of
- effort for two lollipops.
- 613
- 00:37:41,380 --> 00:37:42,801
- Oh no!
- The police!
- 614
- 00:37:42,802 --> 00:37:44,872
- What do we do?
- What do we do?
- 615
- 00:37:44,873 --> 00:37:48,407
- Come on!
- This is going to be fun!
- 616
- 00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:00,654
- The police are going to get us!
- I'm freaking out!
- 617
- 00:38:00,655 --> 00:38:02,343
- Brakes!
- 618
- 00:38:04,489 --> 00:38:06,197
- Cops!
- 619
- 00:38:21,406 --> 00:38:23,572
- Whoa, they're back!
- 620
- 00:38:47,628 --> 00:38:49,856
- Man, that was crazy!
- 621
- 00:38:49,857 --> 00:38:52,501
- - We're so close to getting busted.
- - Tell me about it.
- 622
- 00:38:52,502 --> 00:38:55,439
- I thought you were
- going to pee your pants!
- 623
- 00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:58,543
- - I did!
- - You did!
- 624
- 00:39:05,011 --> 00:39:07,738
- Mel, food...
- 625
- 00:39:08,970 --> 00:39:11,147
- Ugh. Hey, Mel.
- Hold on a sec.
- 626
- 00:39:11,148 --> 00:39:12,597
- We're tired, cold, and hungry.
- 627
- 00:39:12,598 --> 00:39:14,807
- - Mel, hungry.
- - Mel, hungry.
- 628
- 00:39:15,095 --> 00:39:18,347
- It's pizza. Over there.
- Our food, spaghetti!
- 629
- 00:39:18,624 --> 00:39:21,781
- Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
- 630
- 00:39:23,782 --> 00:39:26,332
- Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
- 631
- 00:39:26,333 --> 00:39:28,452
- Hey!
- What are you doing?
- 632
- 00:39:28,453 --> 00:39:31,089
- Intruders!
- Intruders!
- 633
- 00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,197
- Stop!
- Hey, you! Don't move!
- 634
- 00:39:39,198 --> 00:39:40,579
- Halt!
- 635
- 00:39:46,107 --> 00:39:47,911
- Call for backup!
- 636
- 00:39:47,912 --> 00:39:50,988
- Come on. Come on.
- Let's go, keep going.
- 637
- 00:39:53,371 --> 00:39:54,792
- What's this?
- 638
- 00:40:05,526 --> 00:40:08,061
- Happy? It's on you.
- Do something.
- 639
- 00:40:08,062 --> 00:40:11,356
- No, no, no.
- No, no, no.
- 640
- 00:40:50,358 --> 00:40:52,421
- Get 'em!
- Go! Go!
- 641
- 00:41:29,660 --> 00:41:30,920
- Hey, you!
- Freeze!
- 642
- 00:41:30,921 --> 00:41:32,617
- Don't move!
- 643
- 00:41:33,384 --> 00:41:35,483
- Hands in the air!
- 644
- 00:41:42,746 --> 00:41:46,523
- Face it, Gru.
- Villainy is in your blood.
- 645
- 00:41:46,524 --> 00:41:49,533
- You can't tell me you don't
- miss the rush. A little?
- 646
- 00:41:49,534 --> 00:41:52,623
- Well…
- Yeah, maybe a little.
- 647
- 00:41:52,624 --> 00:41:55,392
- And now you've got a chance
- to get back on top.
- 648
- 00:41:55,393 --> 00:41:58,238
- Get your mojo back.
- Become Gru again!
- 649
- 00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:01,302
- How awesome would that be?
- 650
- 00:42:02,734 --> 00:42:07,014
- Oh please, come on,
- just one heist.
- 651
- 00:42:07,015 --> 00:42:10,945
- There's got to be something
- out there, somewhere,
- 652
- 00:42:10,946 --> 00:42:14,395
- that you still want to steal.
- 653
- 00:42:16,050 --> 00:42:19,426
- Hmmmm…
- There is something.
- 654
- 00:42:19,427 --> 00:42:25,636
- How about we steal
- the largest diamond in the world?
- 655
- 00:42:25,637 --> 00:42:28,614
- Yes!
- I love it!
- 656
- 00:42:28,775 --> 00:42:30,311
- Oh, thank you, Brother!
- 657
- 00:42:30,312 --> 00:42:33,570
- Thank you from the
- bottom of my heart!
- 658
- 00:42:35,555 --> 00:42:38,774
- Oh! You know what?
- We should do something to celebrate.
- 659
- 00:42:38,775 --> 00:42:43,236
- Ohhhh.
- I've got the perfect idea.
- 660
- 00:42:45,691 --> 00:42:46,991
- Fritz, my good fellow.
- 661
- 00:42:46,992 --> 00:42:48,801
- Could you get me
- another napkin, please?
- 662
- 00:42:48,802 --> 00:42:51,467
- Oh yes, of course, Miss Edith.
- 663
- 00:42:58,359 --> 00:42:59,968
- Hey, where are Gru and Dru?
- 664
- 00:42:59,969 --> 00:43:02,413
- Here we are!
- 665
- 00:43:02,414 --> 00:43:04,492
- How's it going?
- 666
- 00:43:05,304 --> 00:43:07,135
- It's me, Gru.
- 667
- 00:43:07,136 --> 00:43:09,857
- And me, Dru.
- 668
- 00:43:10,027 --> 00:43:14,135
- I hug everybody whether
- they like it or not.
- 669
- 00:43:14,136 --> 00:43:17,005
- Why are they pretending
- to be each other?
- 670
- 00:43:17,201 --> 00:43:18,296
- Oh!
- 671
- 00:43:18,297 --> 00:43:21,601
- What's for dinner?
- I probably won't like it.
- 672
- 00:43:21,602 --> 00:43:24,516
- I'm so grumpy all the time!
- 673
- 00:43:24,517 --> 00:43:26,815
- Hey!
- I laugh a lot!
- 674
- 00:43:26,816 --> 00:43:29,623
- And I'm kind of an idiot!
- 675
- 00:43:39,076 --> 00:43:40,950
- Oh, a bust in the gut.
- 676
- 00:43:40,951 --> 00:43:45,137
- Look at them!
- They had no idea!
- 677
- 00:43:45,138 --> 00:43:46,722
- Total burn.
- 678
- 00:43:46,723 --> 00:43:48,827
- Oh, look,
- it's me...Gru!
- 679
- 00:43:48,828 --> 00:43:52,317
- And I'm Dru!
- We switched places!
- 680
- 00:43:52,318 --> 00:43:54,732
- Awww. It's so nice to see
- you two are getting along
- 681
- 00:43:54,733 --> 00:43:58,317
- - Oh, we're getting...
- - Along perfectly.
- 682
- 00:43:58,318 --> 00:43:59,830
- - Wait. Did we...
- - Just finish...
- 683
- 00:43:59,831 --> 00:44:00,852
- - Each...
- - Other's...
- 684
- 00:44:00,853 --> 00:44:02,501
- - Sentences?
- - Sentences?
- 685
- 00:44:03,260 --> 00:44:05,881
- Aw, that's delightful.
- Not creepy at all.
- 686
- 00:44:05,882 --> 00:44:07,339
- And you're gonna stop now,
- though, right?
- 687
- 00:44:07,340 --> 00:44:09,621
- Sorry, it's a twin thing.
- 688
- 00:44:09,622 --> 00:44:11,195
- Uh-huh.
- 689
- 00:44:11,196 --> 00:44:15,050
- So...
- what did you guys do today?
- 690
- 00:44:15,051 --> 00:44:17,036
- - Nothing!
- - Nothing!
- 691
- 00:44:17,164 --> 00:44:18,282
- Okay.
- What is it...
- 692
- 00:44:18,283 --> 00:44:19,847
- All done!
- 693
- 00:44:20,152 --> 00:44:21,090
- Pardon me!
- 694
- 00:44:21,091 --> 00:44:23,072
- Out of the way!
- Good night, everybody!
- 695
- 00:44:23,073 --> 00:44:25,647
- Hey, hey, hey, put the brakes on.
- What's the rush?
- 696
- 00:44:25,648 --> 00:44:28,455
- I need to go to bed so I can
- wake up and find a unicorn!
- 697
- 00:44:28,456 --> 00:44:30,237
- Good night!
- 698
- 00:44:31,573 --> 00:44:33,052
- What was that about?
- 699
- 00:44:33,053 --> 00:44:36,953
- Agnes thinks she's going to find
- a real unicorn in the woods tomorrow.
- 700
- 00:44:36,954 --> 00:44:39,138
- She's totally freaking out.
- 701
- 00:44:39,139 --> 00:44:41,535
- I feel like someone got's to
- tell her the truth.…
- 702
- 00:44:41,536 --> 00:44:42,888
- Not it!
- 703
- 00:44:42,889 --> 00:44:44,576
- Ohhh, don't worry.
- 704
- 00:44:44,601 --> 00:44:47,860
- Parenting 101.
- I've got this.
- 705
- 00:44:49,404 --> 00:44:52,712
- Ummm… And please bless that
- when I find the unicorn,
- 706
- 00:44:52,713 --> 00:44:55,758
- he'll want to come home with me.
- And sleep in my room.
- 707
- 00:44:55,759 --> 00:44:59,031
- And that I can ride him
- to school every day.
- 708
- 00:44:59,032 --> 00:45:02,730
- And he will use his magical powers
- to help me do math.
- 709
- 00:45:02,731 --> 00:45:04,251
- Amen.
- 710
- 00:45:06,397 --> 00:45:08,474
- Oh.
- Hi, Gru.
- 711
- 00:45:08,813 --> 00:45:12,844
- Hey.
- So… big day tomorrow.
- 712
- 00:45:12,845 --> 00:45:15,512
- Yeah, I'm finally going to
- get to see a unicorn!
- 713
- 00:45:15,513 --> 00:45:17,232
- For reals.
- 714
- 00:45:17,345 --> 00:45:20,424
- If I do, can I bring it home,
- please?
- 715
- 00:45:20,425 --> 00:45:22,555
- Ohhh.
- Yeah, sure.
- 716
- 00:45:22,556 --> 00:45:25,418
- Tell you what,
- every unicorn you find,
- 717
- 00:45:25,419 --> 00:45:27,198
- you can bring it home.
- 718
- 00:45:27,199 --> 00:45:30,657
- I'd better build a big pen, right?
- 719
- 00:45:31,077 --> 00:45:33,679
- But you know…
- 720
- 00:45:33,704 --> 00:45:37,517
- there's a chance that
- you might not find one.
- 721
- 00:45:37,881 --> 00:45:39,394
- Huh?
- 722
- 00:45:39,859 --> 00:45:41,063
- I'm...
- 723
- 00:45:41,064 --> 00:45:45,858
- It might not be good
- unicorn finding weather.
- 724
- 00:45:47,014 --> 00:45:48,200
- Umm.
- 725
- 00:45:48,201 --> 00:45:51,573
- They're tricky to find them…
- 726
- 00:45:51,574 --> 00:45:53,559
- and I don't know…
- 727
- 00:45:53,560 --> 00:46:03,051
- Maybe, just...
- maybe unicorns don't really ex...
- 728
- 00:46:03,331 --> 00:46:08,422
- ...explore that part of the woods.
- 729
- 00:46:10,337 --> 00:46:12,648
- But the man said
- 730
- 00:46:12,649 --> 00:46:15,846
- a maiden could find one
- if she was pure of heart.
- 731
- 00:46:15,847 --> 00:46:18,828
- And I'm pure of heart, right?
- 732
- 00:46:19,267 --> 00:46:21,394
- The purest.
- 733
- 00:46:25,232 --> 00:46:28,743
- Can we stop talking now?
- I need to get to sleep.
- 734
- 00:46:28,744 --> 00:46:30,388
- Goodnight, sweetie.
- 735
- 00:46:30,389 --> 00:46:32,477
- Goodnight, Gru.
- 736
- 00:46:33,071 --> 00:46:38,910
- Unicorns I love them.
- Unicorns I love them.
- 737
- 00:46:38,911 --> 00:46:41,210
- Huh!
- Aaaah!
- 738
- 00:46:42,613 --> 00:46:44,505
- I'm okay.
- 739
- 00:46:51,336 --> 00:46:52,479
- Uh.
- 740
- 00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:54,452
- Hey!
- Give that back!
- 741
- 00:46:54,453 --> 00:46:55,845
- Huh?
- Come on!
- 742
- 00:46:55,846 --> 00:46:58,365
- Guys!
- Don't leave me!
- 743
- 00:46:59,143 --> 00:47:01,457
- Oh, no!
- Run!
- 744
- 00:47:26,597 --> 00:47:29,104
- We've been waiting a long time.
- 745
- 00:47:29,179 --> 00:47:30,794
- No. No.
- Ow!
- 746
- 00:47:30,795 --> 00:47:32,291
- No.
- Please, don't.
- 747
- 00:47:32,292 --> 00:47:33,667
- Huh!
- 748
- 00:47:34,083 --> 00:47:35,782
- Gru?
- 749
- 00:47:57,843 --> 00:48:00,902
- My plane... broke.
- 750
- 00:48:09,259 --> 00:48:10,830
- Oh.
- 751
- 00:48:12,129 --> 00:48:13,412
- Uh?
- 752
- 00:48:13,413 --> 00:48:14,875
- Huh!
- 753
- 00:48:24,762 --> 00:48:26,426
- Buddies, I've decided.
- 754
- 00:48:26,427 --> 00:48:31,056
- We're going back to Gru.
- We're going back to Gru!
- 755
- 00:48:35,892 --> 00:48:39,689
- Because I'm training for
- the big day,
- 756
- 00:48:39,690 --> 00:48:42,440
- nobody's gonna stop me
- 757
- 00:48:42,441 --> 00:48:48,179
- 'cause I am super sassy.
- Super sassy. Super sassy.
- 758
- 00:48:48,180 --> 00:48:50,240
- What's today's plan, boss?
- 759
- 00:48:50,241 --> 00:48:51,936
- What's the plan?
- 760
- 00:48:51,937 --> 00:48:54,215
- Silly robot.
- I'll show you the plan.
- 761
- 00:48:54,216 --> 00:48:57,320
- Time to watch a very
- special episode of Evil Bratt
- 762
- 00:48:57,321 --> 00:49:01,430
- to see exactly what I'm going
- to do to stupid Tinseltown.
- 763
- 00:49:02,580 --> 00:49:06,045
- This week on Evil Bratt.
- 764
- 00:49:07,198 --> 00:49:12,725
- It's a giant Evil Bratt robot!
- Open fire!
- 765
- 00:49:17,116 --> 00:49:20,873
- Nice try, coppers.
- Chew on this!
- 766
- 00:49:22,956 --> 00:49:27,323
- He's shooting his super sticky
- self inflating gum!
- 767
- 00:49:27,498 --> 00:49:29,331
- Run!
- 768
- 00:49:29,649 --> 00:49:32,359
- Gum one!
- Gum all!
- 769
- 00:49:33,986 --> 00:49:35,411
- Gum one.
- Gum all.
- 770
- 00:49:35,412 --> 00:49:39,251
- Seriously, how did this show
- never win an Emmy?
- 771
- 00:49:41,205 --> 00:49:46,018
- And now, it's your turn
- to shine, my diamond!
- 772
- 00:49:57,071 --> 00:49:58,087
- Hey, Clive.
- 773
- 00:49:58,088 --> 00:50:02,670
- I guess you can say our plan
- was... out of this world.
- 774
- 00:50:06,279 --> 00:50:08,619
- Now that's entertainment.
- 775
- 00:50:08,620 --> 00:50:11,753
- Come on.
- Let's make it a reality.
- 776
- 00:50:14,870 --> 00:50:18,407
- Here we are, in the dark
- and creepy Crooked Forest,
- 777
- 00:50:18,408 --> 00:50:20,640
- in search of the
- mythical unicorn.
- 778
- 00:50:20,641 --> 00:50:22,151
- For some reason.
- 779
- 00:50:22,152 --> 00:50:25,563
- And here she is,
- the fearless unicorn hunter, seeking the...
- 780
- 00:50:25,564 --> 00:50:26,996
- Edith, stop it!
- 781
- 00:50:26,997 --> 00:50:29,230
- You're gonna scare away the unicorn!
- 782
- 00:50:29,231 --> 00:50:31,685
- If somehow we actually
- find a unicorn,
- 783
- 00:50:31,686 --> 00:50:33,668
- I'm gonna film it
- and get rich.
- 784
- 00:50:33,669 --> 00:50:35,748
- Look over there!
- 785
- 00:50:35,794 --> 00:50:37,867
- Wooah!
- 786
- 00:50:38,051 --> 00:50:40,968
- This is it!
- This is where we're gonna see it!
- 787
- 00:50:41,237 --> 00:50:44,428
- Unicorns, here we come.
- 788
- 00:50:44,429 --> 00:50:45,419
- What's that for?
- 789
- 00:50:45,420 --> 00:50:47,442
- Bait.
- Duh.
- 790
- 00:50:47,443 --> 00:50:49,081
- Come on!
- 791
- 00:50:50,953 --> 00:50:53,719
- Now all we have
- to do is wait.
- 792
- 00:50:57,296 --> 00:50:59,044
- Okay.
- This is Bratt's lair.
- 793
- 00:50:59,045 --> 00:51:01,125
- It may not look like much,
- but this place is armed
- 794
- 00:51:01,126 --> 00:51:04,297
- with some of the most high-tech
- weaponry known to man.
- 795
- 00:51:04,298 --> 00:51:06,484
- It's considered impenetrable.
- 796
- 00:51:06,485 --> 00:51:09,550
- But a piece of cake for us,
- right, Brother?
- 797
- 00:51:09,551 --> 00:51:14,001
- This is not like stealing lollipops.
- 798
- 00:51:14,903 --> 00:51:17,103
- Whoa!
- 799
- 00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:23,695
- This security system can detect
- an air assault from any direction.
- 800
- 00:51:24,952 --> 00:51:26,547
- No!
- Ouch!
- 801
- 00:51:26,548 --> 00:51:28,133
- No!
- Ouch!
- 802
- 00:51:28,134 --> 00:51:31,024
- Please! Stop!
- Ouch!
- 803
- 00:51:31,884 --> 00:51:35,514
- So we'll have to approach low
- and close to the water.
- 804
- 00:51:35,515 --> 00:51:36,894
- Next.
- 805
- 00:51:38,389 --> 00:51:40,714
- Then there are these deadly spikes.
- 806
- 00:51:40,715 --> 00:51:43,729
- Ha ha ha ha!
- Geronimo!
- 807
- 00:51:43,730 --> 00:51:48,454
- Covered with enough poison
- to blow your mind... literally.
- 808
- 00:51:48,455 --> 00:51:50,474
- Ouch!
- Ha ha ha ha ha!
- 809
- 00:51:50,475 --> 00:51:51,947
- Ah...
- Good to know.
- 810
- 00:51:51,948 --> 00:51:53,186
- So here's the plan.
- 811
- 00:51:53,187 --> 00:51:56,313
- You're the getaway driver.
- 812
- 00:51:56,314 --> 00:51:57,778
- So you'll wait in the boat.
- 813
- 00:51:57,779 --> 00:51:59,985
- Wait, hold on.
- Wait in the boat?
- 814
- 00:51:59,986 --> 00:52:03,830
- But... I want to be
- in on the actions!
- 815
- 00:52:04,140 --> 00:52:08,266
- The getaway driver is the
- most crucial part of any plan.
- 816
- 00:52:08,267 --> 00:52:12,847
- Do you know how hard it is
- doing nothing, touching nothing,
- 817
- 00:52:12,848 --> 00:52:15,938
- with all of the adrenaline
- coursing through your veins…
- 818
- 00:52:15,939 --> 00:52:17,677
- and you must wait.
- 819
- 00:52:17,678 --> 00:52:19,843
- Can I count on you?
- 820
- 00:52:20,644 --> 00:52:22,490
- I guess so…
- 821
- 00:52:22,491 --> 00:52:26,312
- So... I'll climb up the cube
- and enter here.
- 822
- 00:52:26,313 --> 00:52:28,934
- Then once I'm inside,
- I'll find the diamond.
- 823
- 00:52:28,935 --> 00:52:33,058
- I've underestimated Bratt before.
- It's not going to be easy.
- 824
- 00:52:33,059 --> 00:52:35,934
- I think we can handle it.
- 825
- 00:52:37,807 --> 00:52:41,625
- Dad's villain suits!
- This will make us unstoppable.
- 826
- 00:52:41,626 --> 00:52:43,912
- Whoa.
- Ay, chihuahua!
- 827
- 00:52:43,913 --> 00:52:45,868
- I call the black one!
- 828
- 00:52:48,096 --> 00:52:51,023
- It's go time!
- 829
- 00:53:00,725 --> 00:53:03,304
- Hello.
- Oh, hi.
- 830
- 00:53:03,305 --> 00:53:06,420
- Hello, mother of Margo.
- I am Niko.
- 831
- 00:53:06,421 --> 00:53:11,515
- I present you with pig to confirm
- my engagement to your daughter.
- 832
- 00:53:13,821 --> 00:53:15,361
- - Hey, what now?
- - What's going on?
- 833
- 00:53:15,362 --> 00:53:16,854
- Remember, little boots?
- 834
- 00:53:16,855 --> 00:53:20,280
- - Hello, my schmoopsie poo.
- - Whoa! Hey!
- 835
- 00:53:20,281 --> 00:53:22,867
- He seems to think you're engaged.
- 836
- 00:53:23,300 --> 00:53:25,526
- What?
- We're not engaged!
- 837
- 00:53:25,527 --> 00:53:28,608
- Look, Niko.
- You seem like a very nice boy
- 838
- 00:53:28,609 --> 00:53:30,155
- With a very nice pig.
- 839
- 00:53:30,156 --> 00:53:32,702
- Uh, but you're not engaged.
- 840
- 00:53:33,164 --> 00:53:35,781
- Okay?
- It's not happening.
- 841
- 00:53:35,806 --> 00:53:38,867
- I understand.
- Who was I kidding?
- 842
- 00:53:38,868 --> 00:53:42,948
- A dumpling like me with
- a goddess like you?
- 843
- 00:53:42,949 --> 00:53:47,317
- But I promise:
- I will never forget you, Margo.
- 844
- 00:53:47,318 --> 00:53:48,960
- Never.
- 845
- 00:53:50,084 --> 00:53:52,780
- Oh, I'm pretty sure
- I won't forget you, either.
- 846
- 00:53:52,781 --> 00:53:55,117
- Bye.
- Bye, Niko.
- 847
- 00:53:55,118 --> 00:53:57,624
- Wow, that was crazy!
- Wooo!
- 848
- 00:53:57,625 --> 00:53:59,863
- That was totally humiliating!
- 849
- 00:53:59,864 --> 00:54:03,106
- Taking a bite of that cheese was
- the stupidest thing I've ever done.
- 850
- 00:54:03,107 --> 00:54:04,526
- Why did I listen to you?
- 851
- 00:54:04,527 --> 00:54:06,943
- Right, but it's over now, so...
- 852
- 00:54:06,944 --> 00:54:09,933
- Ugh, here we go.
- Niko...
- 853
- 00:54:10,404 --> 00:54:14,067
- You!
- You refuse my son's engagement pig?
- 854
- 00:54:14,068 --> 00:54:14,695
- What?
- 855
- 00:54:14,696 --> 00:54:20,125
- May you and your daughter die
- a slow death and be buried with onions!
- 856
- 00:54:21,979 --> 00:54:23,709
- Alright, lady.
- That's it!
- 857
- 00:54:23,710 --> 00:54:29,136
- Nobody... nobody! ...curses my daughter!
- You got that?
- 858
- 00:54:29,137 --> 00:54:32,117
- Because if you mess with Margo,
- you mess with me!
- 859
- 00:54:32,118 --> 00:54:36,570
- And I promise, you do not
- want to mess with me!
- 860
- 00:54:36,571 --> 00:54:38,932
- Do you understand me?
- 861
- 00:54:38,933 --> 00:54:40,069
- Yes, yes.
- 862
- 00:54:40,070 --> 00:54:43,174
- Good.
- Now, GET!
- 863
- 00:54:46,229 --> 00:54:49,350
- Look, Margo.
- I think we just need to... Oh.
- 864
- 00:54:52,646 --> 00:54:53,966
- Yes!
- 865
- 00:54:53,967 --> 00:54:56,554
- Oh!
- I've to tell Gru!
- 866
- 00:55:12,202 --> 00:55:14,892
- - Can we go back now?
- - Already?
- 867
- 00:55:14,893 --> 00:55:16,621
- Just a couple more hours!
- 868
- 00:55:16,622 --> 00:55:19,307
- We have to be home
- before it gets dark.
- 869
- 00:55:19,971 --> 00:55:22,001
- I don't understand.
- 870
- 00:55:22,002 --> 00:55:24,344
- I did exactly
- what the man said.
- 871
- 00:55:24,345 --> 00:55:27,791
- You mean that one-eyed, scar-faced man
- that everybody laughed at?
- 872
- 00:55:27,792 --> 00:55:30,013
- Yeah.
- It makes no sense.
- 873
- 00:55:30,014 --> 00:55:32,901
- - Look, Agnes, maybe we're not...
- - Huh!
- 874
- 00:55:44,050 --> 00:55:47,644
- My whole life has been
- building to this moment!
- 875
- 00:55:53,297 --> 00:55:54,551
- Um.
- It's a...
- 876
- 00:55:54,552 --> 00:55:56,561
- Unicorn!
- 877
- 00:55:58,194 --> 00:56:00,512
- I can't believe it!
- 878
- 00:56:00,737 --> 00:56:03,517
- I'm gonna name you Lucky!
- 879
- 00:56:03,518 --> 00:56:06,856
- Oh, Lucky, stop it...
- 880
- 00:56:07,703 --> 00:56:10,860
- Yeah.
- I'll let someone else burst her bubble.
- 881
- 00:56:17,292 --> 00:56:21,046
- Look at us!
- Two brothers pulling a heist.
- 882
- 00:56:21,047 --> 00:56:26,689
- And that diamond will make us
- the richest, most powerful villains in the world!
- 883
- 00:56:26,690 --> 00:56:28,397
- Right, Brother?
- 884
- 00:56:29,286 --> 00:56:32,557
- Right.
- Yeah. Yeah...
- 885
- 00:56:35,831 --> 00:56:39,732
- Bravo! Bravissimo!
- You're amazing!
- 886
- 00:56:39,757 --> 00:56:42,176
- I'm so sorry. I'm so embarrassed.
- I was very rude.
- 887
- 00:56:42,177 --> 00:56:44,410
- - And you were always such a gentleman.
- - You did it! You did it!
- 888
- 00:56:44,411 --> 00:56:46,516
- You got our jobs back.
- 889
- 00:56:52,430 --> 00:56:54,931
- What? Oh yeah.
- Right. Sure.
- 890
- 00:56:54,932 --> 00:56:56,915
- Oh look, we're here!
- 891
- 00:57:03,607 --> 00:57:06,060
- I'm going in.
- Take the wheel.
- 892
- 00:57:06,061 --> 00:57:08,647
- I still don't see
- why I can't go with you.
- 893
- 00:57:08,648 --> 00:57:10,201
- Hey.
- Hey, we discussed this.
- 894
- 00:57:10,202 --> 00:57:12,680
- Now is not the time
- to mess with the plan.
- 895
- 00:57:12,681 --> 00:57:14,668
- Fine...
- 896
- 00:57:27,703 --> 00:57:29,518
- - Hey, brother.
- - What?
- 897
- 00:57:29,519 --> 00:57:32,282
- I told you, you were
- supposed to stay with the boat!
- 898
- 00:57:32,283 --> 00:57:35,202
- Oh, I didn't think
- you meant that literally.
- 899
- 00:57:35,203 --> 00:57:37,822
- What other way
- could I have meant it?
- 900
- 00:57:38,227 --> 00:57:41,527
- Alright. Let's move.
- Just follow my lead.
- 901
- 00:57:41,528 --> 00:57:43,275
- Got it.
- 902
- 00:57:46,474 --> 00:57:48,664
- Help me!
- Ow! Ow! Ow!
- 903
- 00:57:48,665 --> 00:57:50,709
- Oh no!
- The poison spikes!
- 904
- 00:57:50,710 --> 00:57:53,573
- Oh, I'm gonna be impaled!
- 905
- 00:57:55,249 --> 00:57:57,784
- Ha ha!
- I'm okay!
- 906
- 00:57:57,924 --> 00:57:59,821
- I miss the Minions.
- 907
- 00:57:59,846 --> 00:58:01,365
- Come on!
- 908
- 00:58:07,161 --> 00:58:08,942
- Coming.
- 909
- 00:58:14,468 --> 00:58:16,171
- Coming.
- 910
- 00:58:20,436 --> 00:58:22,033
- Come on.
- 911
- 00:58:27,401 --> 00:58:29,132
- It's a scanning device!
- 912
- 00:58:29,133 --> 00:58:31,453
- Quick... camouflage mode.
- 913
- 00:58:31,623 --> 00:58:33,624
- Freeze!
- And close your eyes.
- 914
- 00:58:33,625 --> 00:58:35,637
- And cover your mouth!
- 915
- 00:58:41,203 --> 00:58:43,403
- Okay.
- Take my hand!
- 916
- 00:59:06,290 --> 00:59:09,435
- Ha ha.
- Follow me!
- 917
- 00:59:25,827 --> 00:59:27,322
- Ha ha.
- 918
- 00:59:32,427 --> 00:59:34,452
- Look out!
- 919
- 00:59:38,126 --> 00:59:41,478
- You're right.
- I should've stay in the boat.
- 920
- 00:59:41,479 --> 00:59:44,321
- My stomach feels all queasy.
- 921
- 00:59:44,322 --> 00:59:48,361
- I shouldn't have eaten
- that hot pie.
- 922
- 00:59:48,539 --> 00:59:51,078
- Hey. Hey.
- Relax.
- 923
- 00:59:51,079 --> 00:59:55,120
- You're going to be just fine.
- I got your back.
- 924
- 01:00:01,078 --> 01:00:03,045
- Come on, this way.
- 925
- 01:00:04,793 --> 01:00:06,706
- Gru would take this.
- Gru would take that.
- 926
- 01:00:06,707 --> 01:00:08,319
- Go, go, go!
- 927
- 01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:10,091
- Eh.
- Peter, that way.
- 928
- 01:00:10,092 --> 01:00:11,955
- Oh, okay, okay.
- 929
- 01:00:33,034 --> 01:00:34,912
- Go, go.
- Go, go, go!
- 930
- 01:00:47,487 --> 01:00:49,584
- Huh?
- Hey, come back.
- 931
- 01:00:59,443 --> 01:01:02,937
- Hello. Hello.
- Hello.
- 932
- 01:01:09,365 --> 01:01:11,213
- You jacket is located
- within easy reach.
- 933
- 01:01:11,238 --> 01:01:14,258
- Inflate your jacket by pulling the toggle.
- Like this...
- 934
- 01:01:14,283 --> 01:01:16,784
- Thank you for your attention,
- enjoy your flight.
- 935
- 01:01:22,364 --> 01:01:26,430
- Straight ahead. Straight ahead.
- Straight ahead.
- 936
- 01:01:27,738 --> 01:01:30,477
- Bud-Buddy.
- Bud-Buddy!
- 937
- 01:01:30,891 --> 01:01:34,116
- Buddy!!!
- 938
- 01:01:34,355 --> 01:01:36,125
- It looks like
- it's right above us.
- 939
- 01:01:36,126 --> 01:01:38,725
- Okay! What do I do?
- Should I wait in the vent?
- 940
- 01:01:38,726 --> 01:01:40,699
- No.
- Come with me.
- 941
- 01:01:55,763 --> 01:01:58,482
- Yes, I'd like to
- thank the Academy.
- 942
- 01:02:00,517 --> 01:02:02,137
- - I can...
- - No no no no no...
- 943
- 01:02:02,138 --> 01:02:04,605
- - Why? I can do it.
- - Don't, don't, don't!
- 944
- 01:02:04,606 --> 01:02:07,774
- Yes, yes, Molly Ringwald.
- I will take you to the prom.
- 945
- 01:02:07,775 --> 01:02:09,634
- What... Who…
- Where... What...
- 946
- 01:02:09,635 --> 01:02:11,543
- Who's there…?
- Who's there…?
- 947
- 01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:21,370
- Ninety nine red balloons...
- 948
- 01:02:21,371 --> 01:02:23,399
- Whoops!
- Almost forgot.
- 949
- 01:02:33,890 --> 01:02:36,410
- Shhh, shhh.
- Over here!
- 950
- 01:02:37,827 --> 01:02:39,565
- Stay close!
- 951
- 01:02:40,923 --> 01:02:43,730
- Huh!
- Whaaa...
- 952
- 01:02:43,755 --> 01:02:45,128
- Dolls.
- 953
- 01:02:45,129 --> 01:02:49,012
- Looks like Bratt was the only one
- stupid enough to buy this junk.
- 954
- 01:02:49,013 --> 01:02:52,161
- Oh.
- I used to have one of these!
- 955
- 01:02:52,162 --> 01:02:54,531
- Pew pew pew!
- 956
- 01:02:54,532 --> 01:02:57,423
- Aaah!
- Oww!
- 957
- 01:02:57,424 --> 01:02:59,843
- Hey! Shh!
- Come on!
- 958
- 01:03:07,199 --> 01:03:10,253
- Alright.
- We're getting close.
- 959
- 01:03:10,254 --> 01:03:14,844
- From now on, every move must be
- made with ultra precision and purpose.
- 960
- 01:03:16,423 --> 01:03:17,687
- Gum!
- 961
- 01:03:17,688 --> 01:03:19,120
- Focus!
- 962
- 01:03:19,121 --> 01:03:21,744
- We're after the diamond,
- not the bubble gum!
- 963
- 01:03:21,745 --> 01:03:23,610
- Ah, got it.
- 964
- 01:03:25,721 --> 01:03:27,902
- Mmm.
- Yum.
- 965
- 01:03:28,709 --> 01:03:30,375
- This way!
- 966
- 01:03:30,784 --> 01:03:34,291
- And now to put this
- where it belongs.
- 967
- 01:03:35,350 --> 01:03:36,183
- What?
- 968
- 01:03:36,208 --> 01:03:40,022
- Look at it, Clive.
- It's beautiful!
- 969
- 01:03:45,685 --> 01:03:48,851
- Will you please shut up?
- He's gonna spot us.
- 970
- 01:03:50,821 --> 01:03:54,481
- Spit it out! Spit it out!
- I told you not to touch anything!
- 971
- 01:03:57,372 --> 01:04:00,909
- Intruders! Intruders!
- Intruders!
- 972
- 01:04:02,609 --> 01:04:04,736
- Freeze, dipsticks!
- 973
- 01:04:04,737 --> 01:04:07,312
- Gru!
- There's two of you now?
- 974
- 01:04:07,313 --> 01:04:10,264
- Then this will be
- twice as much fun.
- 975
- 01:04:16,751 --> 01:04:19,031
- Aaaaah!
- Give me back my diamond!
- 976
- 01:04:19,032 --> 01:04:21,024
- Total lockdown!!
- 977
- 01:04:21,025 --> 01:04:23,387
- Go get 'em, Bratt Pack!!
- 978
- 01:04:31,475 --> 01:04:34,767
- They're gonna get us!
- They're gonna get us!
- 979
- 01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:37,862
- Run!
- 980
- 01:04:47,570 --> 01:04:48,853
- Oh no…
- 981
- 01:04:48,854 --> 01:04:52,017
- Oh no?
- What does that mean?
- 982
- 01:04:52,042 --> 01:04:55,251
- ARE WE GONNA DIE??
- ARE WE GONNA DIE??
- 983
- 01:04:55,276 --> 01:04:57,366
- WE'RE GONNA DIE!!
- 984
- 01:05:06,553 --> 01:05:07,972
- What?
- 985
- 01:05:08,259 --> 01:05:10,506
- Hey, guys.
- Hold on!
- 986
- 01:05:10,507 --> 01:05:12,614
- Lucy!
- 987
- 01:05:19,114 --> 01:05:21,915
- Thank you for saving us!
- Woo!
- 988
- 01:05:21,916 --> 01:05:24,457
- “Look! We got the diamond!
- And we're going to...
- 989
- 01:05:24,458 --> 01:05:28,199
- Take it to the AVL
- and get our jobs back!
- 990
- 01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:29,002
- Wait!
- 991
- 01:05:29,003 --> 01:05:30,620
- What?
- That's amazing!
- 992
- 01:05:30,621 --> 01:05:33,830
- And the best part is
- you are never ever
- 993
- 01:05:33,831 --> 01:05:37,791
- go behind my back
- ever again!
- 994
- 01:05:37,816 --> 01:05:40,838
- - Right, honeybear?
- - Yup! Yup! Right.
- 995
- 01:05:40,857 --> 01:05:42,677
- Lesson learned.
- 996
- 01:05:55,650 --> 01:05:58,186
- I'll get the girls and start packing
- and tell them the good news!
- 997
- 01:05:58,187 --> 01:06:00,400
- Ah, we're getting
- our jobs back, yeah!
- 998
- 01:06:00,401 --> 01:06:03,078
- Yes. Yes.
- Go tell the girls.
- 999
- 01:06:03,999 --> 01:06:04,765
- Dru.
- 1000
- 01:06:04,766 --> 01:06:07,879
- No. No way!
- We can't give the diamond back!
- 1001
- 01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:10,413
- - I have to.
- - No, you don't!
- 1002
- 01:06:10,414 --> 01:06:12,449
- - Yes, I do.
- - Give it.
- 1003
- 01:06:12,450 --> 01:06:13,847
- - No!
- - Give it!
- 1004
- 01:06:13,848 --> 01:06:15,764
- Ow!
- What is wrong with you?
- 1005
- 01:06:15,765 --> 01:06:17,091
- What is wrong with you?
- 1006
- 01:06:17,092 --> 01:06:18,052
- You kicked me!
- 1007
- 01:06:18,053 --> 01:06:19,493
- You-You lied to me.
- 1008
- 01:06:19,494 --> 01:06:21,456
- Hey.
- I would have told you the truth.
- 1009
- 01:06:21,457 --> 01:06:24,403
- But you're too much
- of a wimp to handle it.
- 1010
- 01:06:24,404 --> 01:06:25,918
- That's it, I'm out of here.
- 1011
- 01:06:25,919 --> 01:06:28,934
- You have no right to take that,
- we stole it together.
- 1012
- 01:06:28,935 --> 01:06:30,727
- Together?
- 1013
- 01:06:30,937 --> 01:06:32,278
- You got to be kidding me.
- 1014
- 01:06:32,279 --> 01:06:34,521
- You did nothing but
- screwed up the whole time.
- 1015
- 01:06:34,522 --> 01:06:36,281
- I got this
- in spite of you.
- 1016
- 01:06:36,282 --> 01:06:39,295
- Oh, yeah?
- Well, at least I didn't get fired
- 1017
- 01:06:39,296 --> 01:06:41,682
- from my job
- like a total loser.
- 1018
- 01:06:41,683 --> 01:06:43,392
- At least I had a job.
- 1019
- 01:06:43,393 --> 01:06:45,489
- What have you accomplished
- that was so great?
- 1020
- 01:06:45,490 --> 01:06:48,870
- I'll tell you what:
- Nothing!
- 1021
- 01:06:48,892 --> 01:06:52,653
- No wonder Dad thought
- you were such a failure.
- 1022
- 01:06:54,315 --> 01:06:56,260
- We're no longer brothers!
- 1023
- 01:06:56,261 --> 01:06:58,329
- That's fine with me!
- 1024
- 01:07:40,523 --> 01:07:44,468
- Gru!
- I found a unicorn!
- 1025
- 01:07:46,125 --> 01:07:48,481
- My life is complete!
- 1026
- 01:07:50,614 --> 01:07:55,363
- Honey, that's...
- that's not actually a unicorn.
- 1027
- 01:07:55,388 --> 01:07:56,799
- Huh?
- 1028
- 01:07:57,045 --> 01:08:00,829
- But-But he has one horn.
- 1029
- 01:08:00,830 --> 01:08:03,923
- I'm-I'm sorry, sweetie,
- but...
- 1030
- 01:08:03,924 --> 01:08:06,762
- he's just a goat.
- 1031
- 01:08:06,763 --> 01:08:09,902
- Life is just like that sometimes.
- 1032
- 01:08:09,903 --> 01:08:12,359
- We're hoping for a unicorn
- 1033
- 01:08:12,360 --> 01:08:14,822
- and we get a goat.
- 1034
- 01:08:16,434 --> 01:08:18,592
- Well, you know what?
- 1035
- 01:08:18,593 --> 01:08:22,707
- Lucky is the best goat
- in the whole wide world!
- 1036
- 01:08:22,708 --> 01:08:27,221
- Look at that face!
- I just want to squeeze it.
- 1037
- 01:08:31,335 --> 01:08:33,044
- I'll take this.
- 1038
- 01:08:33,045 --> 01:08:36,164
- You've been a bad boy, Gru.
- 1039
- 01:08:36,165 --> 01:08:38,204
- Can you get the rest
- of the suitcases?
- 1040
- 01:08:38,205 --> 01:08:40,036
- Come on, girls, let's go!
- 1041
- 01:08:40,037 --> 01:08:44,339
- Let's get physical, physical!
- 1042
- 01:08:50,755 --> 01:08:52,875
- Change of plan, girls.
- 1043
- 01:08:52,876 --> 01:08:55,060
- Instead of going home...
- 1044
- 01:08:55,061 --> 01:08:57,363
- Eyebrows.
- Ow!
- 1045
- 01:08:57,364 --> 01:09:00,773
- We're going to Hollywood!
- 1046
- 01:09:01,656 --> 01:09:04,878
- Now that's what I call acting.
- 1047
- 01:09:05,249 --> 01:09:09,173
- Let's go, Clive.
- We've got a giant robot waiting.
- 1048
- 01:09:11,824 --> 01:09:13,156
- Huh?
- 1049
- 01:09:13,812 --> 01:09:16,287
- Huh?
- Lucy?
- 1050
- 01:09:17,418 --> 01:09:19,166
- Bratt, he took the girls!
- 1051
- 01:09:19,167 --> 01:09:21,830
- What?
- No!
- 1052
- 01:09:24,019 --> 01:09:25,963
- Dru!
- Dru!
- 1053
- 01:09:25,964 --> 01:09:28,710
- Go away.
- I don't want to talk to you.
- 1054
- 01:09:28,711 --> 01:09:31,337
- Bratt has the girls!
- 1055
- 01:09:37,421 --> 01:09:39,431
- Listen, brother.
- What...
- 1056
- 01:09:39,432 --> 01:09:41,713
- - About what I said.
- - No, I'm the one...
- 1057
- 01:09:41,714 --> 01:09:43,503
- But I shouldn't have...
- 1058
- 01:09:43,504 --> 01:09:45,989
- I'm-I'm sorry.
- 1059
- 01:09:46,730 --> 01:09:49,189
- I'm so sorry, Gru.
- 1060
- 01:09:49,190 --> 01:09:51,233
- Awww.
- 1061
- 01:09:51,382 --> 01:09:53,070
- Oh, look out!
- 1062
- 01:09:53,071 --> 01:09:54,868
- What is that?
- 1063
- 01:09:54,977 --> 01:09:57,572
- Mel. Mel!
- Infront!
- 1064
- 01:09:58,429 --> 01:10:00,246
- Caramba!
- Caramba!
- 1065
- 01:10:00,247 --> 01:10:02,927
- CARAMBAAAAA!
- 1066
- 01:10:02,928 --> 01:10:04,140
- Mel?
- 1067
- 01:10:04,141 --> 01:10:06,080
- Huh?
- Gru?
- 1068
- 01:10:07,232 --> 01:10:09,981
- Got to turn this thing around...
- 1069
- 01:10:10,411 --> 01:10:11,514
- Gru!
- 1070
- 01:10:11,515 --> 01:10:16,239
- Wait up!
- GRUUUUU...
- 1071
- 01:10:40,018 --> 01:10:43,476
- Hello, Hollywood!
- 1072
- 01:10:43,477 --> 01:10:46,912
- I'm back and bigger than ever.
- 1073
- 01:10:48,221 --> 01:10:49,794
- I'm scared!
- 1074
- 01:10:49,795 --> 01:10:52,727
- Thank you.
- Thank you so...
- 1075
- 01:10:58,077 --> 01:11:01,607
- You can't leave me here!
- I'm famous!
- 1076
- 01:11:02,044 --> 01:11:04,947
- Clive, arm the cannons.
- 1077
- 01:11:06,844 --> 01:11:09,739
- Chew on this!
- 1078
- 01:11:26,015 --> 01:11:28,677
- Hey, mullet-head.
- Let us out!
- 1079
- 01:11:28,678 --> 01:11:30,701
- Oh, don't worry, girls.
- 1080
- 01:11:30,702 --> 01:11:34,471
- I've prepared
- a front row seat for you.
- 1081
- 01:11:50,011 --> 01:11:52,324
- - Waaah!
- - Agnes!
- 1082
- 01:11:53,183 --> 01:11:56,860
- Once again, I win
- and Gru loses.
- 1083
- 01:11:56,861 --> 01:11:59,494
- Enjoy the show, girls.
- 1084
- 01:12:06,539 --> 01:12:08,404
- - What in the heck?
- - Oh!
- 1085
- 01:12:08,405 --> 01:12:10,270
- I hope the girls are okay.
- 1086
- 01:12:10,271 --> 01:12:11,310
- Bratt!
- Brother!
- 1087
- 01:12:11,311 --> 01:12:13,586
- 9 o'clock.
- No. 3 o'clock.
- 1088
- 01:12:13,587 --> 01:12:15,469
- He's on the left!
- 1089
- 01:12:17,124 --> 01:12:19,512
- Huh, no.
- I've seen this episode.
- 1090
- 01:12:19,513 --> 01:12:21,169
- He's going to bubble gum
- the whole city
- 1091
- 01:12:21,170 --> 01:12:23,318
- and send it up into space.
- 1092
- 01:12:23,319 --> 01:12:25,102
- Hurry!
- 1093
- 01:12:35,370 --> 01:12:37,332
- This is it.
- This is it.
- 1094
- 01:12:37,357 --> 01:12:39,886
- Lights!
- Camera!
- 1095
- 01:12:39,887 --> 01:12:41,790
- LASER!
- 1096
- 01:12:51,648 --> 01:12:53,565
- Yeah.
- 1097
- 01:12:59,278 --> 01:13:00,949
- Look.
- I got the girls.
- 1098
- 01:13:00,950 --> 01:13:02,322
- You two go
- take care of Bratt.
- 1099
- 01:13:02,323 --> 01:13:04,445
- Wait.
- What are you doing?
- 1100
- 01:13:10,219 --> 01:13:11,849
- Look, you guys.
- It's Lucy.
- 1101
- 01:13:11,850 --> 01:13:14,266
- Lucy, over here.
- Help! Help us!
- 1102
- 01:13:14,267 --> 01:13:16,093
- Mama's coming, girls.
- 1103
- 01:13:16,094 --> 01:13:18,540
- - Lucy!
- - Right here! Lucy!
- 1104
- 01:13:18,541 --> 01:13:20,119
- Look at that laser go.
- 1105
- 01:13:20,120 --> 01:13:22,448
- I love it when a
- plan comes together.
- 1106
- 01:13:22,449 --> 01:13:25,420
- Aaaah!
- It's Gru!
- 1107
- 01:13:27,292 --> 01:13:28,700
- Get ready, Bratt.
- 1108
- 01:13:28,701 --> 01:13:32,116
- You're about to be blasted
- back to the 80s.
- 1109
- 01:13:43,396 --> 01:13:46,730
- Ah ho!
- We got him!
- 1110
- 01:13:54,775 --> 01:13:56,149
- - Oh no.
- - Don't worry.
- 1111
- 01:13:56,150 --> 01:13:58,222
- There's more where that came from.
- 1112
- 01:13:58,223 --> 01:14:00,862
- It'll take more than
- that to stop me.
- 1113
- 01:14:00,863 --> 01:14:03,967
- Bratt pack,
- go get that barf bag.
- 1114
- 01:14:11,559 --> 01:14:14,015
- Oh, incoming!
- 1115
- 01:14:14,801 --> 01:14:16,259
- Ow. Ow. Ow.
- 1116
- 01:14:16,260 --> 01:14:17,963
- You, little...
- 1117
- 01:14:24,988 --> 01:14:27,040
- Quick!
- Jump!
- 1118
- 01:14:29,061 --> 01:14:30,458
- Boners!
- 1119
- 01:14:30,483 --> 01:14:33,102
- Did you see that, Clive?
- All gone.
- 1120
- 01:14:33,103 --> 01:14:35,485
- Bye bye, Wonder Twins.
- 1121
- 01:14:53,556 --> 01:14:55,338
- Whoa!
- Ooh la la!
- 1122
- 01:14:55,339 --> 01:14:57,656
- Look are all those giant bubbles!
- 1123
- 01:15:03,237 --> 01:15:04,726
- Help!
- 1124
- 01:15:04,727 --> 01:15:05,854
- Help!
- 1125
- 01:15:05,855 --> 01:15:07,630
- Hang on!
- 1126
- 01:15:14,670 --> 01:15:17,407
- Hang on, girls!
- I got you!
- 1127
- 01:15:17,408 --> 01:15:20,490
- I can't.
- I'm slipping!
- 1128
- 01:15:21,309 --> 01:15:23,407
- No!
- 1129
- 01:15:24,478 --> 01:15:26,008
- Gotcha.
- 1130
- 01:15:28,048 --> 01:15:29,462
- Thank you, Lucy.
- 1131
- 01:15:29,463 --> 01:15:32,069
- Let's go!
- We're not safe yet!
- 1132
- 01:15:34,730 --> 01:15:37,054
- Minions, time to do
- what we do best.
- 1133
- 01:15:37,055 --> 01:15:39,922
- We will cheer for our boss.
- We will fight for our boss.
- 1134
- 01:15:39,923 --> 01:15:41,702
- We're popping the bubbles!
- 1135
- 01:15:41,703 --> 01:15:42,984
- - Yeah!
- - Yeah!
- 1136
- 01:15:42,985 --> 01:15:44,669
- - Villain!
- - Villain!
- 1137
- 01:15:44,670 --> 01:15:48,361
- You guys too!
- You guys are villains!
- 1138
- 01:16:00,703 --> 01:16:02,943
- Look at what we have here.
- 1139
- 01:16:02,968 --> 01:16:07,790
- Sorry, Gru.
- This is going to be a total burn.
- 1140
- 01:16:12,324 --> 01:16:15,882
- Oh, no. No!
- No, no, no, no...
- 1141
- 01:16:19,542 --> 01:16:23,035
- I've been a bad boy!
- 1142
- 01:16:30,277 --> 01:16:34,431
- Nobody messes with my brother!
- 1143
- 01:16:37,125 --> 01:16:38,227
- Aaaah!
- 1144
- 01:16:38,228 --> 01:16:40,050
- Aaaaahh!
- 1145
- 01:16:45,300 --> 01:16:47,754
- What?
- What's happening?
- 1146
- 01:17:00,256 --> 01:17:02,516
- Dru!
- 1147
- 01:17:02,626 --> 01:17:04,722
- Hold on!
- I'm coming!
- 1148
- 01:17:08,655 --> 01:17:11,267
- You've ruined everything.
- 1149
- 01:17:11,268 --> 01:17:13,779
- And now, it's time to die.
- 1150
- 01:17:13,780 --> 01:17:16,671
- Any last words, Gru?
- 1151
- 01:17:16,693 --> 01:17:18,229
- You know what?
- 1152
- 01:17:18,230 --> 01:17:21,149
- I got two words for you.
- 1153
- 01:17:21,505 --> 01:17:23,611
- Dance fight.
- 1154
- 01:17:24,039 --> 01:17:27,786
- Oh, it is alright, Donkey Kong.
- 1155
- 01:17:27,787 --> 01:17:31,127
- I'm going to enjoy this.
- 1156
- 01:17:50,122 --> 01:17:51,629
- Enough!
- 1157
- 01:17:51,818 --> 01:17:53,451
- My turn.
- 1158
- 01:18:13,165 --> 01:18:14,907
- Oh oh.
- 1159
- 01:18:17,921 --> 01:18:20,007
- Game over!
- 1160
- 01:18:22,184 --> 01:18:25,434
- Is this what you're looking for?
- 1161
- 01:18:25,435 --> 01:18:27,026
- No!
- 1162
- 01:18:27,263 --> 01:18:29,398
- Ow! Ow!
- Ow!
- 1163
- 01:18:36,482 --> 01:18:39,006
- No... !
- 1164
- 01:18:41,954 --> 01:18:44,611
- Curse you, Gru!
- 1165
- 01:18:44,858 --> 01:18:46,633
- Curse you.
- 1166
- 01:18:46,634 --> 01:18:49,365
- Bill, over there.
- Robert, work your pick.
- 1167
- 01:18:49,366 --> 01:18:51,336
- Chuck, more bashing.
- 1168
- 01:18:55,386 --> 01:18:56,727
- Dru.
- 1169
- 01:18:56,752 --> 01:18:58,216
- Dru.
- 1170
- 01:19:05,423 --> 01:19:07,842
- Hey, we did it.
- 1171
- 01:19:08,005 --> 01:19:10,529
- Yes, we did, brother.
- 1172
- 01:19:10,530 --> 01:19:12,873
- - Gru!
- - Gru!
- 1173
- 01:19:12,874 --> 01:19:14,576
- Girls!
- 1174
- 01:19:27,234 --> 01:19:28,363
- Gru!
- 1175
- 01:19:28,364 --> 01:19:30,946
- Hey, Mel.
- Welcome back.
- 1176
- 01:19:30,947 --> 01:19:31,725
- Woo-hooooo!
- 1177
- 01:19:31,726 --> 01:19:34,842
- - Yay!
- - Yay!
- 1178
- 01:20:03,941 --> 01:20:05,908
- Love you, Mom.
- 1179
- 01:20:10,132 --> 01:20:13,607
- I'm a Mom.
- I'm a Mom!
- 1180
- 01:20:16,299 --> 01:20:18,706
- Fight!
- Ha ha!
- 1181
- 01:20:23,806 --> 01:20:24,534
- Ha ha ha...
- 1182
- 01:20:24,535 --> 01:20:26,056
- Cheater!
- 1183
- 01:20:26,057 --> 01:20:28,839
- - How do you like this, Cheater?
- - No. No.
- 1184
- 01:20:29,300 --> 01:20:31,777
- Boys.
- Time for bed.
- 1185
- 01:20:31,778 --> 01:20:33,960
- We're back at work
- in the morning.
- 1186
- 01:20:33,961 --> 01:20:37,106
- - I'm coming, sweetie.
- - Hi, Lucy.
- 1187
- 01:20:37,107 --> 01:20:38,847
- See you tomorrow, brother.
- 1188
- 01:20:38,848 --> 01:20:42,128
- Hey, I'm back on the job.
- So no villainy tonight.
- 1189
- 01:20:42,129 --> 01:20:43,325
- Huh, got it?
- 1190
- 01:20:43,326 --> 01:20:46,524
- I make no promises.
- Love you!
- 1191
- 01:20:46,525 --> 01:20:48,655
- Uh-huh, right.
- 1192
- 01:20:48,666 --> 01:20:50,343
- I love you too.
- 1193
- 01:20:50,344 --> 01:20:52,476
- - Awwww.
- - Awwww.
- 1194
- 01:20:53,217 --> 01:20:55,081
- Alright, every...
- Go. Go.
- 1195
- 01:20:55,082 --> 01:20:56,751
- Go to bed.
- 1196
- 01:21:00,759 --> 01:21:02,826
- Hey. Guys.
- Come on.
- 1197
- 01:21:02,827 --> 01:21:04,718
- Shhh.
- Shhhh.
- 1198
- 01:21:19,890 --> 01:21:21,918
- What the heck is happening?
- 1199
- 01:21:21,919 --> 01:21:24,205
- It's coming from outside!
- 1200
- 01:21:25,299 --> 01:21:25,877
- Huh!
- 1201
- 01:21:25,878 --> 01:21:29,343
- Hey, I thought we said
- no more villainy!
- 1202
- 01:21:29,344 --> 01:21:30,672
- Sorry, brother.
- 1203
- 01:21:30,673 --> 01:21:33,848
- - Somebody's got to keep
- the family tradition alive.
- - Yoo-hoo.
- 1204
- 01:21:33,849 --> 01:21:34,918
- Right?
- 1205
- 01:21:34,919 --> 01:21:37,146
- - Yeah!
- - Villain!
- 1206
- 01:21:37,147 --> 01:21:39,306
- - Yeah!
- - Kumbaya!
- 1207
- 01:21:44,695 --> 01:21:46,555
- Let's get him.
- 1208
- 01:21:46,691 --> 01:21:49,080
- Honey, he's my brother.
- 1209
- 01:21:49,081 --> 01:21:51,767
- We'll give him
- a 5 minute head start.
- 1210
- 01:21:56,836 --> 01:22:02,091
- Subtitle created by <font color="#ffff00">- Aorion -</font>
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment