The Prosecution Rests

>be me, bonky
>i am prosecuting against my friend pickle homer
>he is charged with the murders of four women
>in each murder there are thousands of pieces of evidence
>some of the evidence are dna, hair, fingerprints, and teeth
>most of the other evidence is circumstantial
>there is only one suspect, pickle homer
>there are no alibis
>it is obvious that pickle homer is the killer
>but i cannot prove beyond a reasonable doubt that pickle homer is the killer
>my case relies on several proofs
>all four murders were committed in the same way
>all four murders were committed in the same style
>pickle homer was the sole suspect in all four murders
>pickle homer chose to testify
>i approach pickle homer
>i am to commence with my cross-examination
>i slam my hooves down on the stand
>i scream "YOU DID IT,, YOU SLIMY BADGER!"
>pickle homer denies everything
>it is obvious that he is lying
>but he cannot disprove all of the evidence
>i need to prove that he committed one of the murders
>i ask pickle homer "did you murder sally jane neely?"
>pickle homer replies "i did not murder sally jane neely"
>i scream "YOU DIRTY RAT!"
>i scream "i will twist your tail until your eyeballs explode!"
>i say "i can prove you murdered sally jane neely"
>i say "i have a hair and a fingerprint belonging to sally jane neely!"
>pickle homer is sweating
>pickle homer's lawyer objects
>he says i did not submit this at evidence
>he says he was not informed of this evidence
>he asks that this be stricken from the record
>i don't know what any of that means
>i'm not a lawyer i'm just a bonky horse
>i need to escape
>i begin bonking
>i bonk the bar
>the judge is hammering his gavel
>i'm going wild!
>i'm returning to my wild nature!
>i don't care if pickle homer killed sally jane neely!
>i never even knew sally jane neely!
>i just want to be a little bonky horse in an open meadow!
>i am going to bonk my way to freedom!
>i flee for the exit!
>i'm stopped by the bailiff!
>every nanometer of my nature is telling me to bonk him!
>i manage to steer myself away!
>i'm running for the window!
>i can feel the heat of the sun streaming through the glass!
>i heedlessly leap into the glass window!
>i shatter the glass
>the panel deforms!
>shards of glass pierce my hide!
>i am sailing mid-air!
>i am sailing through twinkling glass shards
>i'm falling!
>i am plummeting!
>i am flailing!
>i am plunging!
>i am crashing!
>i am breaking!
>i am shattering!
>i feel my bones, my muscles, my flesh, my blood, my nerves, my sinews all snap!
>i feel my skull crush!
>i feel my ribs collapse!
>i feel my limbs shatter!
>i feel my flesh explode!
>i feel my blood boil!
>i am dying!
>i am dying!
>i am dying!
>i am free!
>lift my glory up on high!
>i will return!
>i will bonk again!