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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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- I swear she's
- older than my mom.
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- 00:00:57,715 --> 00:01:00,084
- Fucking kill me if I'm still
- doing this at her age.
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- 00:01:02,385 --> 00:01:05,590
- Kill you now
- if you ask me nicely.
- 5
- 00:01:07,424 --> 00:01:09,256
- You know we're not allowed
- to eat or drink in here.
- 6
- 00:01:09,258 --> 00:01:12,494
- - Yeah.
- - Oh, fuck off.
- 7
- 00:01:12,496 --> 00:01:14,295
- What did you say?
- 8
- 00:01:14,297 --> 00:01:17,401
- Uh, I believe I said,
- "Oh, fuck off."
- 9
- 00:01:18,401 --> 00:01:19,770
- Pack up.
- 10
- 00:01:22,573 --> 00:01:24,205
- I'm almost finished
- 11
- 00:01:24,207 --> 00:01:26,077
- - with this document.
- - Now.
- 12
- 00:02:25,702 --> 00:02:27,167
- Ugh.
- 13
- 00:03:02,206 --> 00:03:03,641
- Psst-psst.
- 14
- 00:03:04,841 --> 00:03:06,677
- Come on.
- 15
- 00:03:15,552 --> 00:03:17,920
- Since when did you get picky?
- 16
- 00:03:17,922 --> 00:03:18,990
- Hmm?
- 17
- 00:03:40,577 --> 00:03:41,846
- Hey, taxi!
- 18
- 00:04:06,403 --> 00:04:08,204
- Oh, thank you.
- 19
- 00:04:11,941 --> 00:04:14,676
- But then there was nobody left,
- 20
- 00:04:14,678 --> 00:04:18,145
- and I was standing by myself.
- 21
- 00:04:18,147 --> 00:04:20,515
- And how long until
- your next book will come out?
- 22
- 00:04:20,517 --> 00:04:22,683
- Good question. Uh...
- 23
- 00:04:22,685 --> 00:04:24,685
- Well, this is a surprise.
- 24
- 00:04:24,687 --> 00:04:26,755
- You invited me,
- did you not?
- 25
- 00:04:26,757 --> 00:04:28,623
- You didn't reply.
- 26
- 00:04:28,625 --> 00:04:30,125
- Coat check?
- 27
- 00:04:30,127 --> 00:04:32,897
- At my party, we just threw
- the coats on the bed.
- 28
- 00:04:33,630 --> 00:04:35,330
- Good to see you, too, Lee.
- 29
- 00:04:35,332 --> 00:04:37,733
- You never called me back,
- and I...
- 30
- 00:04:37,735 --> 00:04:39,700
- I have new ideas.
- 31
- 00:04:39,702 --> 00:04:41,304
- Is this why you came?
- 32
- 00:04:42,072 --> 00:04:44,606
- - Yeah.
- - Well, I'm glad you're here.
- 33
- 00:04:44,608 --> 00:04:45,907
- Try to have a good time.
- 34
- 00:04:45,909 --> 00:04:49,277
- I like interviews.
- Don't get me wrong.
- 35
- 00:04:49,279 --> 00:04:53,782
- I just wish that you could
- get it all done at once.
- 36
- 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:04,960
- Did you read it?
- It was...
- 37
- 00:05:04,962 --> 00:05:06,760
- I haven't missed
- a day of writing
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- 00:05:06,762 --> 00:05:09,197
- for the past 25 years.
- 39
- 00:05:09,199 --> 00:05:11,198
- And do you ever
- have trouble beginning?
- 40
- 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:14,702
- I don't subscribe to
- the notion of writer's block.
- 41
- 00:05:14,704 --> 00:05:16,537
- You never experience it?
- 42
- 00:05:16,539 --> 00:05:17,738
- Writer's block is a term
- 43
- 00:05:17,740 --> 00:05:19,674
- invented by
- the writing community
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- 00:05:19,676 --> 00:05:21,709
- to justify their laziness.
- 45
- 00:05:21,711 --> 00:05:22,976
- My success
- is nothing more than
- 46
- 00:05:22,978 --> 00:05:24,512
- that I have the determination
- and stamina
- 47
- 00:05:24,514 --> 00:05:26,481
- to sit and get the work done.
- 48
- 00:05:26,483 --> 00:05:29,017
- - It's simple.
- - Jackass.
- 49
- 00:05:29,019 --> 00:05:31,286
- I mean,
- I find his distaste
- 50
- 00:05:31,288 --> 00:05:34,825
- for linear plot structure
- downright macabre.
- 51
- 00:05:57,615 --> 00:05:59,948
- Well, that was quick.
- Did you get properly fed?
- 52
- 00:05:59,950 --> 00:06:02,217
- This week,
- will you return my call?
- 53
- 00:06:02,219 --> 00:06:03,984
- Sure. We'll see.
- 54
- 00:06:03,986 --> 00:06:06,621
- I'm working on a lot
- of fascinating projects.
- 55
- 00:06:06,623 --> 00:06:09,623
- I just need my agent
- to call me back.
- 56
- 00:06:09,625 --> 00:06:11,159
- I don't think
- the world is waiting
- 57
- 00:06:11,161 --> 00:06:13,727
- for another Fanny Brice
- biography, Lee.
- 58
- 00:06:13,729 --> 00:06:15,063
- And we may disagree
- 59
- 00:06:15,065 --> 00:06:17,968
- on what is
- considered fascinating.
- 60
- 00:06:18,702 --> 00:06:19,702
- Good night.
- 61
- 00:06:20,437 --> 00:06:23,104
- Why do you have mostly-used
- toilet paper rolls
- 62
- 00:06:23,106 --> 00:06:24,941
- in the cabinet
- in your bathroom?
- 63
- 00:06:26,108 --> 00:06:28,978
- So that the guests
- can have a full roll.
- 64
- 00:06:29,712 --> 00:06:31,915
- Well, that's batshit,
- Marjorie.
- 65
- 00:06:42,293 --> 00:06:45,560
- I lost my ticket,
- but that's my coat over there.
- 66
- 00:06:45,562 --> 00:06:47,465
- There on the end.
- 67
- 00:06:52,002 --> 00:06:54,371
- Have a good night, ma'am.
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- 00:07:18,228 --> 00:07:20,428
- You'll be a very rich man.
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- 00:07:32,009 --> 00:07:33,642
- We'll talk about it
- in a few years.
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- 00:07:33,644 --> 00:07:35,977
- I want to talk about it now!
- 71
- 00:07:35,979 --> 00:07:37,578
- There are lots
- of things to consider.
- 72
- 00:07:37,580 --> 00:07:39,147
- After all,
- they are first cousins.
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- 00:07:39,149 --> 00:07:40,981
- Well, that's
- not unusual, our grandmother
- 74
- 00:07:40,983 --> 00:07:42,618
- and grandfather
- were first cousins.
- 75
- 00:07:42,620 --> 00:07:44,085
- Yes, and look at us.
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- 00:07:50,894 --> 00:07:52,760
- Here, Jersey girl.
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- 00:07:52,762 --> 00:07:55,830
- I brought your favorite.
- I brought you shrimpy.
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- 00:07:55,832 --> 00:07:57,868
- Hmm? Come on.
- It's your favorite.
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- Very well. I assure yo,
- Oscar, I will think about it..
- 80
- 00:08:11,447 --> 00:08:14,649
- So, you still have
- a balance, Miss Israel.
- 81
- 00:08:14,651 --> 00:08:16,717
- Yeah, I'm aware of that.
- 82
- 00:08:16,719 --> 00:08:20,421
- But she's really sick
- and she's very old.
- 83
- 00:08:20,423 --> 00:08:22,157
- I'm sorry,
- but the doctor told me that
- 84
- 00:08:22,159 --> 00:08:23,724
- I need to have at least
- half the balance
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- 00:08:23,726 --> 00:08:25,395
- before I do any tests.
- 86
- 00:08:26,863 --> 00:08:29,231
- Didn't you people take
- a Hippocratic oath?
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- 00:08:29,233 --> 00:08:31,599
- You owe us $82.
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- God. Wow.
- 89
- 00:08:43,414 --> 00:08:45,983
- You know, if she did come
- out here, she'd see this.
- 90
- 00:08:51,921 --> 00:08:54,588
- All right, I have $14.
- 91
- 00:08:54,590 --> 00:08:57,026
- I'm sorry, but I can't.
- 92
- 00:08:59,228 --> 00:09:01,098
- No, we need half the balance.
- 93
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- God...
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- 00:09:21,651 --> 00:09:22,987
- Asshole.
- 95
- 00:09:34,397 --> 00:09:36,901
- Okay. Just these.
- 96
- 00:09:37,968 --> 00:09:41,202
- Come on, man. I schlepped
- these all the way here.
- 97
- 00:09:41,204 --> 00:09:42,971
- I'll give you two dollars.
- 98
- 00:09:42,973 --> 00:09:44,972
- I don't want the others.
- 99
- 00:09:44,974 --> 00:09:46,307
- I don't even need
- that much.
- 100
- 00:09:46,309 --> 00:09:48,843
- I just don't want to carry
- them around anymore.
- 101
- 00:09:48,845 --> 00:09:50,678
- I got a sick cat, and I...
- 102
- 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:52,547
- I told you I don't want
- the others.
- 103
- 00:09:52,549 --> 00:09:54,182
- There's people waiting.
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- 00:09:54,184 --> 00:09:57,050
- You know, you don't have
- to be so disrespectful.
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- 00:09:57,052 --> 00:09:59,989
- Okay? You have actually
- carried my books here.
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- 00:10:00,857 --> 00:10:02,023
- And you are?
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- 00:10:02,025 --> 00:10:04,125
- I'm Lee Israel.
- 108
- 00:10:04,127 --> 00:10:06,895
- Oh, Miss Israel.
- We have copies
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- 00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:08,998
- of your latest work
- right over there.
- 110
- 00:10:12,469 --> 00:10:13,768
- You're a rude little ape.
- 111
- 00:10:13,770 --> 00:10:14,836
- Okay, get your garbage
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- 00:10:14,838 --> 00:10:16,507
- - off my counter.
- - No!
- 113
- 00:10:31,921 --> 00:10:33,920
- - Miss Israel?
- - Hi, Andrei.
- 114
- 00:10:33,922 --> 00:10:35,389
- It's been three months.
- 115
- 00:10:35,391 --> 00:10:37,858
- I know. I'm sorry.
- I'm working on it.
- 116
- 00:10:37,860 --> 00:10:39,695
- I don't want to call
- the management.
- 117
- 00:10:40,496 --> 00:10:43,630
- Can you just cut me
- a little slack? I'm...
- 118
- 00:10:43,632 --> 00:10:46,733
- going through a rough patch,
- and I just lost my job.
- 119
- 00:10:46,735 --> 00:10:48,470
- I think it was ageism.
- 120
- 00:10:48,472 --> 00:10:50,203
- You've been here
- longer than I have,
- 121
- 00:10:50,205 --> 00:10:52,976
- and you've been
- kind to my mother.
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- 00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:56,644
- - Just get it to me soon.
- - I will.
- 123
- 00:10:56,646 --> 00:10:58,515
- Absolutely. Thank you.
- 124
- 00:11:00,749 --> 00:11:02,549
- Uh, hey, in the meantime,
- 125
- 00:11:02,551 --> 00:11:04,718
- do you think you could
- send an exterminator
- 126
- 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:06,121
- up to my apartment?
- 127
- 00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:08,658
- I have an untenable
- fly situation.
- 128
- 00:11:35,584 --> 00:11:37,519
- Good afternoon, darling.
- 129
- 00:11:37,521 --> 00:11:39,386
- Hey, Jack Handsome.
- 130
- 00:11:39,388 --> 00:11:41,155
- Can I have a beer,
- pretty please?
- 131
- 00:11:41,157 --> 00:11:43,192
- I don't know. Can you?
- 132
- 00:11:49,898 --> 00:11:52,000
- Lee Israel?
- 133
- 00:11:54,704 --> 00:11:56,438
- It's Jack Hock.
- 134
- 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:58,972
- Last time I saw you...
- Thank you.
- 135
- 00:11:58,974 --> 00:12:01,074
- We were both pleasantly pissed
- 136
- 00:12:01,076 --> 00:12:02,776
- at some horrible book party.
- 137
- 00:12:02,778 --> 00:12:03,778
- Am I right?
- 138
- 00:12:03,780 --> 00:12:06,747
- It's slowly flooding back to me.
- 139
- 00:12:06,749 --> 00:12:07,914
- Hey, what can I get you?
- 140
- 00:12:07,916 --> 00:12:10,250
- You're friends with,
- um, Julia some...
- 141
- 00:12:10,252 --> 00:12:11,686
- - Steinberg!
- - Yeah.
- 142
- 00:12:11,688 --> 00:12:14,355
- She's not an agent
- anymore. She died.
- 143
- 00:12:14,357 --> 00:12:16,658
- She did? Jesus, that's young.
- 144
- 00:12:16,660 --> 00:12:18,293
- Maybe she didn't die.
- 145
- 00:12:18,295 --> 00:12:20,928
- Maybe she just moved back
- to the suburbs.
- 146
- 00:12:20,930 --> 00:12:22,630
- I always confuse those two.
- 147
- 00:12:22,632 --> 00:12:23,864
- No, that's right.
- 148
- 00:12:23,866 --> 00:12:25,799
- She got married and had twins.
- 149
- 00:12:25,801 --> 00:12:27,034
- Better to have died.
- 150
- 00:12:27,036 --> 00:12:28,505
- Indeed.
- 151
- 00:12:34,076 --> 00:12:35,943
- I've just come from having
- my teeth bleached.
- 152
- 00:12:35,945 --> 00:12:37,245
- How do they look?
- 153
- 00:12:37,247 --> 00:12:38,980
- Why would you do that?
- 154
- 00:12:38,982 --> 00:12:40,884
- Oh, teeth are a dead giveaway.
- 155
- 00:12:41,550 --> 00:12:44,184
- - Okay.
- - Can I buy you a drink?
- 156
- 00:12:44,186 --> 00:12:45,920
- Even though you're
- the posh writer?
- 157
- 00:12:45,922 --> 00:12:47,420
- - Thank you.
- - Craigy?
- 158
- 00:12:47,422 --> 00:12:48,691
- - Yeah?
- - Top her up.
- 159
- 00:12:50,459 --> 00:12:52,492
- You know,
- I keep trying to remember
- 160
- 00:12:52,494 --> 00:12:55,228
- that party that you mentioned.
- 161
- 00:12:55,230 --> 00:12:57,866
- And something keeps
- flashing in my head.
- 162
- 00:12:57,868 --> 00:12:59,100
- I know something happened,
- 163
- 00:12:59,102 --> 00:13:01,635
- but I can't seem
- to put my finger on it.
- 164
- 00:13:01,637 --> 00:13:03,139
- Bad shrimp?
- 165
- 00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:06,709
- - Here you go.
- - Jack Hock, you said, huh?
- 166
- 00:13:07,477 --> 00:13:10,544
- That's me.
- The renegade, the rebel.
- 167
- 00:13:10,546 --> 00:13:12,516
- Jack Hock, big cock.
- 168
- 00:13:13,950 --> 00:13:15,618
- I'm sure
- it'll come back to me.
- 169
- 00:13:17,454 --> 00:13:19,756
- How's old life
- been treating you?
- 170
- 00:13:20,123 --> 00:13:21,456
- I can honestly boast
- 171
- 00:13:21,458 --> 00:13:23,694
- that I'm banned from
- Crosby Street Booksellers.
- 172
- 00:13:26,796 --> 00:13:29,230
- I'm banned from Duane Reade.
- 173
- 00:13:29,232 --> 00:13:31,031
- All of them.
- 174
- 00:13:31,033 --> 00:13:33,067
- I have a little
- shoplifting problem.
- 175
- 00:13:33,069 --> 00:13:35,669
- Well, it's all in the past,
- but, uh,
- 176
- 00:13:35,671 --> 00:13:39,874
- but for some reason,
- I have a very memorable mug.
- 177
- 00:13:39,876 --> 00:13:41,442
- And now I have to take a bus
- 178
- 00:13:41,444 --> 00:13:45,482
- just to buy shampoo
- and aspirin and stuff.
- 179
- 00:13:46,749 --> 00:13:51,454
- I'm joking. Duane Reade's
- not the only rodeo in town.
- 180
- 00:13:52,188 --> 00:13:53,520
- You pissed in a closet.
- 181
- 00:13:53,522 --> 00:13:57,661
- - I did what?
- - You pissed in a closet.
- 182
- 00:13:58,295 --> 00:14:00,026
- Now I remember.
- 183
- 00:14:00,028 --> 00:14:01,261
- Nobody could stop talking
- 184
- 00:14:01,263 --> 00:14:03,097
- about the handsome
- English gentleman...
- 185
- 00:14:03,099 --> 00:14:04,298
- Why, thank you.
- 186
- 00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:06,400
- ...who was so shit-faced
- 187
- 00:14:06,402 --> 00:14:09,738
- he mistook
- the coat closet for the can.
- 188
- 00:14:10,473 --> 00:14:12,973
- You ruined thousands
- of dollars' worth of furs.
- 189
- 00:14:12,975 --> 00:14:14,308
- Well, I...
- 190
- 00:14:14,310 --> 00:14:19,179
- Those old biddies
- didn't know what hit 'em.
- 191
- 00:14:21,685 --> 00:14:25,687
- Oh, their disgusting furs
- covered in piss.
- 192
- 00:14:25,689 --> 00:14:28,021
- Dogs followed them home.
- 193
- 00:14:34,998 --> 00:14:37,365
- I'm glad somebody
- found it amusing.
- 194
- 00:14:37,367 --> 00:14:40,400
- Some folks stopped talking
- to me after that night.
- 195
- 00:14:40,402 --> 00:14:43,406
- - Well, fuck 'em.
- - Cheers.
- 196
- 00:14:47,509 --> 00:14:49,376
- So, do you work, Jack Hock?
- 197
- 00:14:49,378 --> 00:14:50,944
- Oh, this and that.
- 198
- 00:14:50,946 --> 00:14:52,114
- Mostly that.
- 199
- 00:14:52,781 --> 00:14:55,149
- I happen to have
- some very nice cocaine,
- 200
- 00:14:55,151 --> 00:14:56,284
- if you're interested.
- 201
- 00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:58,285
- No, I'm not.
- 202
- 00:14:58,287 --> 00:15:00,221
- Oh, Jesus, it's not like
- I have it all the time.
- 203
- 00:15:00,223 --> 00:15:02,090
- Boy's gotta do
- what a boy's gotta do.
- 204
- 00:15:02,092 --> 00:15:04,324
- Anyways,
- who are you to judge?
- 205
- 00:15:04,326 --> 00:15:06,294
- It's four in the afternoon,
- and you're drunk.
- 206
- 00:15:06,296 --> 00:15:09,297
- - I'm hardly drunk.
- - Mmm?
- 207
- 00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:11,969
- It's not "anyways,"
- it's "anyway."
- 208
- 00:15:12,935 --> 00:15:15,903
- Anyways, let's keep drinking.
- 209
- 00:15:15,905 --> 00:15:17,038
- The day is young.
- 210
- 00:15:24,113 --> 00:15:25,382
- Hey!
- 211
- 00:15:30,052 --> 00:15:32,455
- You getting off
- at the next stop?
- 212
- 00:15:33,055 --> 00:15:35,555
- 79th. And you?
- 213
- 00:15:35,557 --> 00:15:37,292
- Yeah, I'll get out there.
- 214
- 00:15:37,294 --> 00:15:38,992
- Works for me.
- 215
- 00:15:41,464 --> 00:15:43,396
- I think I saw you
- at Zabar's once.
- 216
- 00:15:43,398 --> 00:15:45,165
- You were shouting at someone.
- 217
- 00:15:45,167 --> 00:15:47,601
- They have terrible
- customer service.
- 218
- 00:15:47,603 --> 00:15:49,873
- I shopped there for years.
- 219
- 00:15:51,140 --> 00:15:53,644
- They've really great bread.
- 220
- 00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,652
- Oh, it's delicious.
- 221
- 00:16:03,652 --> 00:16:06,987
- - It's really good.
- - So good.
- 222
- 00:16:08,590 --> 00:16:11,259
- Oh, my.
- That's the guy.
- 223
- 00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:12,827
- Who?
- 224
- 00:16:12,829 --> 00:16:14,962
- That's the asshole
- from Crosby Street Bookseller.
- 225
- 00:16:14,964 --> 00:16:16,496
- No.
- 226
- 00:16:16,498 --> 00:16:19,701
- - What are the odds of that?
- - Oh, I love the way you smell.
- 227
- 00:16:21,603 --> 00:16:23,971
- Pen and paper.
- Quick, quick, quick.
- 228
- 00:16:23,973 --> 00:16:25,309
- Why?
- 229
- 00:16:27,410 --> 00:16:30,514
- - Come on.
- - I've got... Hang on. I...
- 230
- 00:16:47,162 --> 00:16:49,532
- - Got it!
- - Shh!
- 231
- 00:16:57,305 --> 00:16:59,305
- This is me.
- 232
- 00:16:59,307 --> 00:17:00,542
- Nice place.
- 233
- 00:17:00,544 --> 00:17:04,311
- Used to be a lot nicer.
- How about you?
- 234
- 00:17:04,313 --> 00:17:06,083
- Couple of blocks along.
- 235
- 00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:09,920
- Well...
- 236
- 00:17:11,487 --> 00:17:14,354
- Jack, this was not unpleasant.
- 237
- 00:17:14,356 --> 00:17:16,125
- See you tomorrow?
- 238
- 00:17:16,758 --> 00:17:17,992
- You shall.
- 239
- 00:18:37,641 --> 00:18:39,506
- "Lee, today was to have been
- 240
- 00:18:39,508 --> 00:18:41,307
- "the Esquire shoot with Spenc.
- 241
- 00:18:41,309 --> 00:18:43,511
- "Difficult days, these.
- 242
- 00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:46,947
- "Thank you for your sympathy
- and understanding.
- 243
- 00:18:46,949 --> 00:18:48,748
- "Ever yours, Kate.
- 244
- 00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:52,754
- "P.S. Forgive the splotches.
- All tears lately."
- 245
- 00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:56,159
- What a lovely apology.
- 246
- 00:18:57,660 --> 00:19:00,930
- This is very special.
- Why would you part with it?
- 247
- 00:19:01,430 --> 00:19:02,696
- Clutter.
- 248
- 00:19:02,698 --> 00:19:05,065
- You know, I'm not
- a very sentimental gal.
- 249
- 00:19:05,067 --> 00:19:07,001
- Handwritten even.
- 250
- 00:19:07,003 --> 00:19:08,535
- You're the Lee Israel?
- 251
- 00:19:08,537 --> 00:19:10,804
- Jesus, is there another one?
- 252
- 00:19:10,806 --> 00:19:13,041
- I've read your biographies.
- 253
- 00:19:13,043 --> 00:19:15,409
- - Have you?
- - You're a wonderful writer.
- 254
- 00:19:15,411 --> 00:19:17,078
- Thank you.
- 255
- 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:19,746
- You might want
- to remind my publisher.
- 256
- 00:19:19,748 --> 00:19:21,815
- Well, her letters usually have
- 257
- 00:19:21,817 --> 00:19:23,417
- the intimacy
- of a phone book,
- 258
- 00:19:23,419 --> 00:19:26,254
- but this one is really nice.
- 259
- 00:19:26,256 --> 00:19:29,056
- How does $175 sound?
- 260
- 00:19:29,058 --> 00:19:31,059
- Sounds terrific.
- 261
- 00:19:40,269 --> 00:19:42,970
- I rang you.
- You didn't ring me back.
- 262
- 00:19:42,972 --> 00:19:45,706
- - Should I take it personally?
- - Well, why wouldn't you?
- 263
- 00:19:45,708 --> 00:19:47,207
- I'd never get out of bed.
- 264
- 00:19:47,209 --> 00:19:49,409
- Then luckily for me, you did.
- 265
- 00:19:49,411 --> 00:19:50,910
- I'm coming over to join you.
- 266
- 00:19:50,912 --> 00:19:54,683
- I'm not good
- at reading social cues.
- 267
- 00:19:55,617 --> 00:19:57,485
- Uh, scotch and soda, Craig,
- 268
- 00:19:57,487 --> 00:19:59,987
- - and I'll buy his next one.
- - You got it.
- 269
- 00:19:59,989 --> 00:20:01,688
- Mmm,
- things are looking up.
- 270
- 00:20:01,690 --> 00:20:03,623
- Aren't you writing a new book?
- 271
- 00:20:03,625 --> 00:20:04,958
- About Fanny Brice.
- 272
- 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:06,062
- Who?
- 273
- 00:20:07,063 --> 00:20:08,262
- Fanny Brice.
- 274
- 00:20:08,264 --> 00:20:11,034
- Just the greatest vaudeville
- comedian of her time.
- 275
- 00:20:12,334 --> 00:20:14,501
- You sure you're a fag?
- 276
- 00:20:14,503 --> 00:20:16,773
- Mm-hmm.
- 277
- 00:21:31,547 --> 00:21:33,616
- Hmm.
- 278
- 00:21:42,225 --> 00:21:46,927
- Just recently found out
- that my cousin, Sidney,
- 279
- 00:21:46,929 --> 00:21:50,264
- was in possession of this
- delightful bonne bouche.
- 280
- 00:21:50,266 --> 00:21:54,101
- And I just thought that
- you might be interested in it.
- 281
- 00:21:54,103 --> 00:21:56,504
- Fanny Brice.
- One of my favorites.
- 282
- 00:21:56,506 --> 00:21:58,906
- I'm writing a new
- biography about her.
- 283
- 00:21:58,908 --> 00:22:00,740
- Well, what a funny
- coincidence then,
- 284
- 00:22:00,742 --> 00:22:02,311
- that your cousin had this.
- 285
- 00:22:04,412 --> 00:22:07,648
- Didn't she say, "Wrong is for
- other people"? I love that.
- 286
- 00:22:07,650 --> 00:22:09,719
- She did say that.
- 287
- 00:22:12,721 --> 00:22:15,288
- So, what do you think?
- 288
- 00:22:15,290 --> 00:22:16,791
- I believe I can sell this.
- 289
- 00:22:16,793 --> 00:22:19,692
- I could give you $75.
- 290
- 00:22:19,694 --> 00:22:21,161
- Oh. Uh...
- 291
- 00:22:21,163 --> 00:22:23,397
- I could give more
- for better content.
- 292
- 00:22:23,399 --> 00:22:25,365
- It's a bit bland is all.
- 293
- 00:22:25,367 --> 00:22:26,833
- True.
- 294
- 00:22:26,835 --> 00:22:29,736
- Um, well, do you think
- you could pay in cash?
- 295
- 00:22:29,738 --> 00:22:32,007
- Oh. Let me see
- if I have enough.
- 296
- 00:22:32,741 --> 00:22:34,976
- I'm glad to hear
- you're writing another book.
- 297
- 00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:37,180
- I'll be the first to buy it.
- 298
- 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:41,181
- Did you hear Tom Clancy
- is getting paid
- 299
- 00:22:41,183 --> 00:22:42,216
- three million dollars
- 300
- 00:22:42,218 --> 00:22:44,451
- to write more right-wing
- macho bullshit?
- 301
- 00:22:44,453 --> 00:22:45,852
- Are you kidding me?
- 302
- 00:22:45,854 --> 00:22:48,155
- That blowhard's
- getting three million dollars?
- 303
- 00:22:48,157 --> 00:22:49,724
- Oh, to be a white male
- 304
- 00:22:49,726 --> 00:22:52,293
- that doesn't even know
- he's full of crap, right?
- 305
- 00:22:52,295 --> 00:22:56,095
- I've tried to write a little.
- Short stories.
- 306
- 00:22:56,097 --> 00:22:58,732
- I know better than
- to presume they're any good.
- 307
- 00:22:58,734 --> 00:23:01,534
- Oh, I can't believe
- I just admitted that.
- 308
- 00:23:01,536 --> 00:23:03,236
- I'm sure they're terrible.
- 309
- 00:23:03,238 --> 00:23:05,075
- They might be.
- 310
- 00:23:06,342 --> 00:23:08,408
- Or they might not be.
- 311
- 00:23:08,410 --> 00:23:10,180
- You know, I could take a look.
- 312
- 00:23:11,212 --> 00:23:12,345
- Really?
- 313
- 00:23:12,347 --> 00:23:14,113
- I'll be honest.
- 314
- 00:23:14,115 --> 00:23:16,316
- Unfortunately, I believe you.
- 315
- 00:23:16,318 --> 00:23:17,921
- $75.
- 316
- 00:23:20,457 --> 00:23:22,656
- - Ms. Israel!
- - I hear they got Tom Clancy
- 317
- 00:23:22,658 --> 00:23:23,924
- three million dollars
- 318
- 00:23:23,926 --> 00:23:26,392
- to write some more
- red-baiting propaganda.
- 319
- 00:23:26,394 --> 00:23:29,530
- Lee, my morning
- has been long enough already.
- 320
- 00:23:29,532 --> 00:23:31,332
- He's a fraud.
- 321
- 00:23:31,334 --> 00:23:32,299
- What's your point?
- 322
- 00:23:32,301 --> 00:23:35,034
- He was drinking sherry
- at your party.
- 323
- 00:23:35,036 --> 00:23:37,571
- No self-respecting writer
- would drink sherry.
- 324
- 00:23:37,573 --> 00:23:39,139
- Oh, Lord, Lee.
- 325
- 00:23:39,141 --> 00:23:40,674
- I need you to get me
- a book advance
- 326
- 00:23:40,676 --> 00:23:42,610
- on my Fanny Brice book.
- 327
- 00:23:42,612 --> 00:23:44,311
- I need you to get
- ten thousand dollars.
- 328
- 00:23:44,313 --> 00:23:47,380
- I'm months behind in my rent,
- and my cat is sick.
- 329
- 00:23:47,382 --> 00:23:49,550
- And isn't this the exact
- reason that I have an agent?
- 330
- 00:23:49,552 --> 00:23:52,320
- I can't get you an advance
- like that, Lee. I just can't.
- 331
- 00:23:52,322 --> 00:23:54,454
- Give me one reason
- why that cocky shit
- 332
- 00:23:54,456 --> 00:23:55,621
- gets three million dollars...
- 333
- 00:23:55,623 --> 00:23:57,657
- and you can't get me
- ten thousand?
- 334
- 00:23:57,659 --> 00:23:59,059
- Are you that bad of an agent?
- 335
- 00:23:59,061 --> 00:24:01,261
- Toni, could you please
- close the door?
- 336
- 00:24:01,263 --> 00:24:05,166
- Ms. Israel and I have some
- sensitive business to discuss.
- 337
- 00:24:05,168 --> 00:24:06,734
- Yeah, God forbid
- you have to hear
- 338
- 00:24:06,736 --> 00:24:09,069
- an adult conversation, Toni!
- 339
- 00:24:09,071 --> 00:24:10,737
- I'll give you three reasons.
- 340
- 00:24:10,739 --> 00:24:14,006
- Number one,
- Tom Clancy is famous.
- 341
- 00:24:14,008 --> 00:24:16,009
- Here we go!
- 342
- 00:24:16,011 --> 00:24:18,678
- Yes, you have written a couple
- of successful biographies
- 343
- 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:19,846
- and you've managed to disappear
- 344
- 00:24:19,848 --> 00:24:21,380
- behind your subject matter,
- 345
- 00:24:21,382 --> 00:24:24,418
- but because of that,
- nobody knows who you are!
- 346
- 00:24:24,420 --> 00:24:26,152
- Because I'm doing my job.
- 347
- 00:24:26,154 --> 00:24:29,089
- Number two, Tom Clancy
- does every radio show.
- 348
- 00:24:29,091 --> 00:24:32,292
- He does Larry King.
- He goes to every book signing.
- 349
- 00:24:32,294 --> 00:24:33,560
- He plays the game.
- 350
- 00:24:33,562 --> 00:24:35,595
- Meanwhile, you have destroyed
- 351
- 00:24:35,597 --> 00:24:37,398
- every bridge
- I have built for you.
- 352
- 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,467
- See, that is beside the point.
- I am doing good writing!
- 353
- 00:24:40,469 --> 00:24:44,004
- Number three. Nobody wants
- a book about Fanny Brice.
- 354
- 00:24:44,006 --> 00:24:48,175
- There is nothing new or sexy
- about Fanny Brice.
- 355
- 00:24:48,177 --> 00:24:50,110
- I couldn't get you
- a $10 advance
- 356
- 00:24:50,112 --> 00:24:52,248
- for a book about Fanny Brice.
- 357
- 00:24:54,382 --> 00:24:57,554
- I had a book on the New York
- Times bestseller list.
- 358
- 00:24:58,488 --> 00:25:01,958
- That has to count
- for something.
- 359
- 00:25:06,062 --> 00:25:09,130
- Lee, I have known you
- a long time,
- 360
- 00:25:09,132 --> 00:25:12,299
- and believe me,
- it hurts to say this to you.
- 361
- 00:25:12,301 --> 00:25:14,834
- Tell me what to do
- then, Marjorie.
- 362
- 00:25:14,836 --> 00:25:16,871
- I have to do something.
- 363
- 00:25:16,873 --> 00:25:17,938
- I'll take anything.
- 364
- 00:25:17,940 --> 00:25:20,140
- Magazine pieces,
- cracker box copy.
- 365
- 00:25:20,142 --> 00:25:24,346
- Okay. Okay.
- You have two options.
- 366
- 00:25:25,648 --> 00:25:27,180
- You either become
- a nicer person,
- 367
- 00:25:27,182 --> 00:25:30,517
- you put on a clean shirt,
- you stop drinking,
- 368
- 00:25:30,519 --> 00:25:32,185
- you say "please"
- and "thank you."
- 369
- 00:25:32,187 --> 00:25:34,755
- Oh, God. Give me
- a fucking break, please.
- 370
- 00:25:34,757 --> 00:25:37,757
- Well, clearly that's
- not going to happen.
- 371
- 00:25:37,759 --> 00:25:40,025
- Or you can take
- the time to go out
- 372
- 00:25:40,027 --> 00:25:42,362
- and make a name for yourself.
- 373
- 00:25:42,364 --> 00:25:44,765
- And then maybe, maybe,
- 374
- 00:25:44,767 --> 00:25:47,668
- I can get you paid
- for your work again.
- 375
- 00:25:47,670 --> 00:25:50,836
- And how is it that I'm
- supposed to do that, Marjorie?
- 376
- 00:25:50,838 --> 00:25:52,805
- I'm a 51-year-old woman
- 377
- 00:25:52,807 --> 00:25:55,209
- who likes cats
- better than people.
- 378
- 00:25:55,943 --> 00:25:58,746
- Not exactly hot and sexy,
- as you like to say.
- 379
- 00:25:58,748 --> 00:26:00,447
- Write your book
- in your own voice.
- 380
- 00:26:00,449 --> 00:26:03,484
- Well, you've been threatening
- to do it for 10 years.
- 381
- 00:26:03,486 --> 00:26:05,319
- I'd love to, Marjorie.
- 382
- 00:26:05,321 --> 00:26:07,721
- Except that
- I have bills to pay.
- 383
- 00:26:07,723 --> 00:26:09,422
- And not everybody
- has an ex-husband
- 384
- 00:26:09,424 --> 00:26:12,361
- who left them
- a Classic Six on the Park!
- 385
- 00:26:14,997 --> 00:26:18,064
- You can be an asshole
- when you're famous,
- 386
- 00:26:18,066 --> 00:26:19,867
- but as an unknown,
- 387
- 00:26:19,869 --> 00:26:23,172
- you can't be such a bitch, Lee.
- 388
- 00:26:23,939 --> 00:26:26,040
- Nobody is going to pay
- 389
- 00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:29,842
- for the writer Lee Israel
- right now.
- 390
- 00:26:29,844 --> 00:26:32,313
- My suggestion to you
- is you go out there
- 391
- 00:26:32,315 --> 00:26:35,951
- and you find another way
- to make a living.
- 392
- 00:27:17,860 --> 00:27:18,995
- Hmm.
- 393
- 00:27:33,741 --> 00:27:35,243
- "P.S.
- 394
- 00:27:36,077 --> 00:27:40,581
- "I have a new grandkid,
- and he got my old nose.
- 395
- 00:27:40,583 --> 00:27:42,082
- "Do I have to leave him
- 396
- 00:27:42,084 --> 00:27:44,051
- "an extra something
- for repairs?"
- 397
- 00:28:02,470 --> 00:28:05,205
- Yeah, I can definitely get
- a lot more for this one.
- 398
- 00:28:05,207 --> 00:28:08,475
- I mean, the P.S.
- makes it priceless.
- 399
- 00:28:10,613 --> 00:28:13,315
- How does $350 sound?
- 400
- 00:28:15,884 --> 00:28:18,319
- So, one of each,
- twice a day, in her food.
- 401
- 00:28:18,321 --> 00:28:20,821
- The infection will probably
- go away in a day or two,
- 402
- 00:28:20,823 --> 00:28:22,488
- but keep giving her the pills.
- 403
- 00:28:22,490 --> 00:28:24,126
- It'll stabilize her.
- 404
- 00:28:29,463 --> 00:28:32,032
- And here, your mom
- needed some milk.
- 405
- 00:28:32,034 --> 00:28:33,700
- Thank you, Miss Israel.
- 406
- 00:28:33,702 --> 00:28:37,004
- You're welcome.
- Your hair looks nice today.
- 407
- 00:28:37,006 --> 00:28:39,072
- Oh, no, no, no.
- 408
- 00:28:39,074 --> 00:28:40,540
- Are you still having
- insect problems?
- 409
- 00:28:40,542 --> 00:28:43,043
- Yeah, it's awful. I mean,
- there's dead flies everywhere.
- 410
- 00:28:43,045 --> 00:28:46,082
- - I'm going to take care of it.
- - Thanks.
- 411
- 00:29:49,076 --> 00:29:50,442
- My dear Billy...
- 412
- 00:29:50,444 --> 00:29:52,478
- I fear I must decline
- your invitation
- 413
- 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:55,814
- as this weekend heralds
- the arrival of Marlene.
- 414
- 00:29:55,816 --> 00:29:57,584
- The canny old kraut remains
- 415
- 00:29:57,586 --> 00:29:59,087
- one of my most
- cherished friends
- 416
- 00:29:59,455 --> 00:30:02,022
- despite her predisposition
- to whining
- 417
- 00:30:02,024 --> 00:30:04,293
- ad nauseam
- about her aging process
- 418
- 00:30:05,324 --> 00:30:06,226
- as though she were
- the first gorgeous lady
- 419
- 00:30:06,228 --> 00:30:08,195
- undone by Father Time.
- 420
- 00:30:08,197 --> 00:30:09,899
- Ever yours, Noël.
- 421
- 00:31:58,973 --> 00:31:59,872
- Welcome.
- 422
- 00:31:59,874 --> 00:32:01,710
- Good afternoon.
- 423
- 00:32:02,210 --> 00:32:03,342
- Um...
- 424
- 00:32:03,344 --> 00:32:05,044
- I'm aware that you sell
- 425
- 00:32:05,046 --> 00:32:07,647
- memorabilia
- and first editions.
- 426
- 00:32:07,649 --> 00:32:11,051
- Is that also for typed,
- signed letters?
- 427
- 00:32:11,053 --> 00:32:12,451
- Yes, all of that.
- 428
- 00:32:12,453 --> 00:32:14,257
- What can I do for you?
- 429
- 00:32:18,459 --> 00:32:22,698
- Wondering if these might be
- of interest to you?
- 430
- 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:41,316
- These are wonderful.
- Yes, I'd be very interested.
- 431
- 00:32:44,452 --> 00:32:46,753
- My cousin was a collector.
- 432
- 00:32:46,755 --> 00:32:49,389
- He's asked me to help sell
- some of his treasures
- 433
- 00:32:49,391 --> 00:32:51,658
- so he can afford
- the early bird specials
- 434
- 00:32:51,660 --> 00:32:52,691
- in Palm Beach.
- 435
- 00:32:52,693 --> 00:32:55,461
- Hard to find letters
- that have a real...
- 436
- 00:32:55,463 --> 00:32:58,363
- taste of the author's
- personality,
- 437
- 00:32:58,365 --> 00:33:00,332
- but these do just that.
- 438
- 00:33:00,334 --> 00:33:02,968
- Yes. I thought so, too.
- 439
- 00:33:02,970 --> 00:33:05,774
- He's a very, very clever man.
- 440
- 00:33:06,507 --> 00:33:08,877
- I can give you $200 for them.
- How does that sound?
- 441
- 00:33:10,845 --> 00:33:13,313
- I'm afraid I can probably get
- double that elsewhere, so...
- 442
- 00:33:13,315 --> 00:33:14,581
- Okay.
- 443
- 00:33:14,583 --> 00:33:16,917
- You're probably right.
- 444
- 00:33:16,919 --> 00:33:18,454
- Name your price.
- 445
- 00:33:21,157 --> 00:33:23,025
- $400 seems fair.
- 446
- 00:33:24,759 --> 00:33:25,825
- Okay.
- 447
- 00:33:31,165 --> 00:33:32,232
- Um...
- 448
- 00:33:32,234 --> 00:33:33,801
- Do you happen to have cash?
- 449
- 00:33:33,803 --> 00:33:36,769
- My cousin has closed
- all of his banking accounts.
- 450
- 00:33:36,771 --> 00:33:38,071
- It's complicated.
- 451
- 00:33:38,073 --> 00:33:40,343
- I think I've got it.
- 452
- 00:33:44,712 --> 00:33:47,813
- And please, if you come across
- anything else, bring it in.
- 453
- 00:33:47,815 --> 00:33:50,749
- I've got high-end clients
- who come in frequently,
- 454
- 00:33:50,751 --> 00:33:55,188
- or I'll call them if I have
- something I know they'll like.
- 455
- 00:33:55,190 --> 00:33:56,756
- Sure thing.
- 456
- 00:33:56,758 --> 00:33:59,226
- In fact, I have a buyer who
- actually knew Mr. Coward.
- 457
- 00:33:59,228 --> 00:34:01,226
- He's gonna love these.
- 458
- 00:34:01,228 --> 00:34:02,996
- Really?
- 459
- 00:34:02,998 --> 00:34:04,432
- Wonderful.
- 460
- 00:34:08,736 --> 00:34:09,771
- Okay, then.
- 461
- 00:34:14,076 --> 00:34:15,542
- Crosby Street.
- 462
- 00:34:15,544 --> 00:34:17,976
- I'm looking for
- the tall guy. The book buyer.
- 463
- 00:34:17,978 --> 00:34:18,911
- This is he.
- 464
- 00:34:18,913 --> 00:34:20,413
- Oh, hello, thank God!
- 465
- 00:34:20,415 --> 00:34:23,683
- This is Lillian Schuster
- from the fourth floor.
- 466
- 00:34:23,685 --> 00:34:25,250
- There's been an emergency.
- 467
- 00:34:25,252 --> 00:34:26,618
- The building's on fire!
- 468
- 00:34:26,620 --> 00:34:28,654
- Oh, God!
- 469
- 00:34:28,656 --> 00:34:31,123
- Can you get in?
- Can you get into the building?
- 470
- 00:34:31,125 --> 00:34:32,525
- - My dog is in there.
- - No!
- 471
- 00:34:32,527 --> 00:34:35,362
- There's flames coming out
- of your window right now.
- 472
- 00:34:39,201 --> 00:34:40,333
- That was very enjoyable.
- 473
- 00:34:40,335 --> 00:34:41,433
- Go, go, go!
- 474
- 00:34:41,435 --> 00:34:42,835
- You do a very good voice.
- 475
- 00:34:42,837 --> 00:34:44,036
- Oh!
- 476
- 00:34:44,038 --> 00:34:46,073
- You know what,
- I got no jingle in my jeans.
- 477
- 00:34:46,075 --> 00:34:47,140
- You got a token?
- 478
- 00:34:49,410 --> 00:34:53,179
- This is a celebratory
- drinking session,
- 479
- 00:34:53,181 --> 00:34:54,848
- and not a wallowing one.
- 480
- 00:34:54,850 --> 00:34:57,283
- It's hard to tell
- the difference with you.
- 481
- 00:34:57,285 --> 00:34:58,654
- No offense.
- 482
- 00:34:59,855 --> 00:35:03,522
- I have figured out
- a way to pay my bills
- 483
- 00:35:03,524 --> 00:35:05,458
- without shoveling shit.
- 484
- 00:35:05,460 --> 00:35:07,560
- And it is a good feeling.
- 485
- 00:35:07,562 --> 00:35:09,395
- Well, chin-chin.
- 486
- 00:35:10,497 --> 00:35:12,531
- You going to tell me how?
- 487
- 00:35:12,533 --> 00:35:14,967
- No. You'd be too scandalized.
- 488
- 00:35:14,969 --> 00:35:16,335
- Oh, my!
- 489
- 00:35:16,337 --> 00:35:18,571
- You clearly don't know me
- very well.
- 490
- 00:35:18,573 --> 00:35:20,473
- Some things
- 491
- 00:35:20,475 --> 00:35:22,341
- are just better
- kept to oneself,
- 492
- 00:35:22,343 --> 00:35:25,143
- even if they are brilliant.
- 493
- 00:35:25,145 --> 00:35:28,017
- Come on! Spill the beans!
- 494
- 00:35:31,185 --> 00:35:32,555
- Oh, God.
- 495
- 00:35:34,589 --> 00:35:35,855
- Can you keep a secret?
- 496
- 00:35:35,857 --> 00:35:39,128
- I have no one to tell.
- All my friends are dead.
- 497
- 00:35:40,629 --> 00:35:45,265
- Quite by accident,
- I find myself in a rather...
- 498
- 00:35:45,267 --> 00:35:46,466
- criminal position.
- 499
- 00:35:46,468 --> 00:35:50,569
- I can't fathom
- what criminal activity
- 500
- 00:35:50,571 --> 00:35:51,837
- you could possibly involve in,
- 501
- 00:35:51,839 --> 00:35:53,272
- except a crime of fashion,
- of course.
- 502
- 00:35:53,274 --> 00:35:56,442
- I'm embellishing...
- 503
- 00:35:56,444 --> 00:35:58,544
- documents, if you will.
- 504
- 00:35:58,546 --> 00:36:00,714
- Are you forging checks?
- 505
- 00:36:00,716 --> 00:36:01,714
- No.
- 506
- 00:36:01,716 --> 00:36:04,049
- Literary letters
- by prominent writers.
- 507
- 00:36:04,051 --> 00:36:07,652
- Not checks, not money,
- just letters?
- 508
- 00:36:07,654 --> 00:36:11,324
- You're not understanding
- the world of elite...
- 509
- 00:36:11,326 --> 00:36:14,426
- collectible,
- literary artifacts.
- 510
- 00:36:14,428 --> 00:36:16,529
- I suppose not.
- But how thrilling
- 511
- 00:36:16,531 --> 00:36:19,431
- to be forging pieces of paper
- that go where?
- 512
- 00:36:19,433 --> 00:36:20,565
- Libraries?
- 513
- 00:36:20,567 --> 00:36:22,601
- No, I am selling
- to collectors.
- 514
- 00:36:22,603 --> 00:36:24,237
- How much are you
- getting for them?
- 515
- 00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:26,138
- I don't know why I told you.
- 516
- 00:36:26,140 --> 00:36:27,806
- It's a waste of a secret.
- 517
- 00:36:27,808 --> 00:36:28,975
- I should have gone out there
- 518
- 00:36:28,977 --> 00:36:30,544
- and gotten a rock
- and told the rock,
- 519
- 00:36:30,546 --> 00:36:32,344
- 'cause I'd get
- a better response.
- 520
- 00:36:32,346 --> 00:36:34,549
- Who else have you
- told about this?
- 521
- 00:36:36,585 --> 00:36:38,250
- You're not the only one
- without friends.
- 522
- 00:36:39,587 --> 00:36:42,022
- No. I remember
- you had someone.
- 523
- 00:36:42,024 --> 00:36:44,056
- We broke up.
- She was a pain in my ass.
- 524
- 00:36:44,058 --> 00:36:45,125
- Why?
- 525
- 00:36:45,127 --> 00:36:47,159
- Because she wanted things.
- 526
- 00:36:47,161 --> 00:36:48,495
- Like what? Money?
- 527
- 00:36:48,497 --> 00:36:49,728
- No.
- 528
- 00:36:49,730 --> 00:36:51,998
- She wanted me
- to listen to her troubles,
- 529
- 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,333
- and become closer
- with her friends
- 530
- 00:36:54,335 --> 00:36:56,837
- and shit like that.
- 531
- 00:36:56,839 --> 00:36:58,541
- The nerve.
- 532
- 00:37:00,442 --> 00:37:04,379
- I haven't been
- in a relationship for years.
- 533
- 00:37:05,013 --> 00:37:08,080
- It's very hard
- to meet someone at my age.
- 534
- 00:37:08,082 --> 00:37:09,415
- I'm losing my hair.
- 535
- 00:37:09,417 --> 00:37:12,020
- I don't think that's the reason.
- 536
- 00:37:15,556 --> 00:37:17,290
- Wasn't this, uh...
- 537
- 00:37:17,292 --> 00:37:20,627
- One line here was particularly
- clever, don't you think?
- 538
- 00:37:20,629 --> 00:37:23,596
- It's wonderful.
- I love his writing.
- 539
- 00:37:23,598 --> 00:37:27,266
- And Dorothy Parker as well.
- Caustic wit, you know?
- 540
- 00:37:27,268 --> 00:37:29,201
- Caustic wit is my religion.
- 541
- 00:37:29,203 --> 00:37:32,270
- I can't carry it off.
- You certainly can.
- 542
- 00:37:32,272 --> 00:37:34,574
- Doesn't help too much in
- the relationship department.
- 543
- 00:37:34,576 --> 00:37:36,812
- I'm sure that's not true.
- 544
- 00:37:39,180 --> 00:37:41,413
- Okay, shall we settle up?
- 545
- 00:37:41,415 --> 00:37:42,750
- Yeah.
- 546
- 00:37:47,656 --> 00:37:49,690
- I know. Cash.
- 547
- 00:37:58,533 --> 00:37:59,699
- This has my number.
- 548
- 00:37:59,701 --> 00:38:02,771
- Well, the number of the store.
- 549
- 00:38:03,739 --> 00:38:05,772
- If you're ever
- in the neighborhood,
- 550
- 00:38:05,774 --> 00:38:08,911
- and, you know, want to get
- a drink or coffee sometime.
- 551
- 00:38:12,580 --> 00:38:13,848
- Sounds good.
- 552
- 00:38:15,350 --> 00:38:16,852
- I would like that.
- 553
- 00:38:34,870 --> 00:38:36,268
- You look like shit.
- 554
- 00:38:36,270 --> 00:38:37,640
- Oh, ditto.
- 555
- 00:38:43,678 --> 00:38:46,347
- You are looking
- at one month's rent.
- 556
- 00:38:49,752 --> 00:38:51,020
- Who's Marlene?
- 557
- 00:38:52,020 --> 00:38:53,719
- It's Marlene.
- 558
- 00:38:53,721 --> 00:38:55,855
- God, I don't know why
- I bother showing you anything.
- 559
- 00:38:55,857 --> 00:38:57,226
- How much did you get?
- 560
- 00:38:58,292 --> 00:38:59,692
- I got $400 for two.
- 561
- 00:38:59,694 --> 00:39:01,594
- That's a little more
- than I just made.
- 562
- 00:39:01,596 --> 00:39:03,562
- What?
- 563
- 00:39:03,564 --> 00:39:05,333
- I just sold a little coke.
- 564
- 00:39:06,401 --> 00:39:08,067
- Right here? To whom?
- 565
- 00:39:08,069 --> 00:39:11,270
- Some fool. Mostly laxative.
- Just left.
- 566
- 00:39:11,272 --> 00:39:12,272
- You know what? Do me a favor
- 567
- 00:39:12,274 --> 00:39:13,707
- and keep me away
- from your seedy dealings.
- 568
- 00:39:13,709 --> 00:39:15,775
- Hello, ladies.
- 569
- 00:39:15,777 --> 00:39:17,479
- I resent that.
- 570
- 00:39:18,113 --> 00:39:20,480
- Mmm. May I ask...
- 571
- 00:39:20,482 --> 00:39:22,616
- ...how sweet
- your cinnamon roll is?
- 572
- 00:39:22,618 --> 00:39:24,917
- It's perfect.
- 573
- 00:39:24,919 --> 00:39:26,585
- If you don't like it,
- I'll eat it.
- 574
- 00:39:26,587 --> 00:39:27,922
- Oh.
- 575
- 00:39:30,491 --> 00:39:31,391
- Yeah, I'll have a coffee.
- 576
- 00:39:31,393 --> 00:39:33,192
- Oh.
- 577
- 00:39:33,194 --> 00:39:35,764
- - And can you warm it up?
- - 'Course I can.
- 578
- 00:39:39,100 --> 00:39:41,667
- How are you gonna eat it
- with his dick in your mouth?
- 579
- 00:39:41,669 --> 00:39:43,270
- - First things first.
- - Hmm.
- 580
- 00:39:43,272 --> 00:39:45,272
- God, you're shameless.
- 581
- 00:39:45,274 --> 00:39:46,739
- He started it.
- 582
- 00:39:46,741 --> 00:39:49,141
- - Oh, help yourself.
- - Okay.
- 583
- 00:39:49,143 --> 00:39:52,879
- So, now we've both
- got some money.
- 584
- 00:39:52,881 --> 00:39:54,183
- What are we gonna do?
- 585
- 00:39:54,815 --> 00:39:56,214
- What do you mean?
- 586
- 00:39:56,216 --> 00:39:58,752
- Gamble? Shop? Drink?
- 587
- 00:39:58,754 --> 00:40:00,118
- I don't suppose you dance?
- 588
- 00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:04,024
- Unlike you, I prefer to put
- my money to good use.
- 589
- 00:40:04,026 --> 00:40:06,893
- Like buying groceries
- or securing shelter.
- 590
- 00:40:06,895 --> 00:40:08,694
- I just thought
- we should do something.
- 591
- 00:40:08,696 --> 00:40:11,033
- I mean, life is dreary.
- 592
- 00:40:17,138 --> 00:40:20,207
- ♪ And love me
- even half as much ♪
- 593
- 00:40:20,209 --> 00:40:26,846
- ♪ As I love you ♪
- 594
- 00:40:26,848 --> 00:40:28,417
- Let's go sit down.
- 595
- 00:40:47,535 --> 00:40:49,000
- Thank you.
- 596
- 00:40:49,002 --> 00:40:51,471
- This next song goes out
- 597
- 00:40:51,473 --> 00:40:53,306
- to all the agoraphobic
- junkies
- 598
- 00:40:53,308 --> 00:40:55,841
- who couldn't be here tonight.
- 599
- 00:40:55,843 --> 00:40:57,576
- We don't have to stay long.
- 600
- 00:40:57,578 --> 00:40:59,612
- One drink?
- 601
- 00:40:59,614 --> 00:41:01,313
- Yeah, I like it. It's good.
- 602
- 00:41:02,750 --> 00:41:03,917
- Scotch and soda?
- 603
- 00:41:03,919 --> 00:41:04,951
- Well, I'm here.
- 604
- 00:41:04,953 --> 00:41:09,188
- ♪ Ladies, good night ♪
- 605
- 00:41:09,190 --> 00:41:15,830
- ♪ It's time to say goodbye ♪
- 606
- 00:41:16,631 --> 00:41:19,066
- - Two scotch and sodas, please.
- - You got it.
- 607
- 00:41:21,002 --> 00:41:23,872
- ♪ Good night, ladies ♪
- 608
- 00:41:25,906 --> 00:41:30,909
- ♪ Ladies, good night ♪
- 609
- 00:41:30,911 --> 00:41:33,946
- ♪ It's time to say ♪
- 610
- 00:41:33,948 --> 00:41:37,417
- ♪ Goodbye ♪
- 611
- 00:41:37,419 --> 00:41:38,886
- Sing it!
- 612
- 00:41:41,855 --> 00:41:45,424
- ♪ All night long
- you've been drinking ♪
- 613
- 00:41:45,426 --> 00:41:50,032
- ♪ Your tequila ♪
- 614
- 00:41:52,167 --> 00:41:57,703
- ♪ But now you sucked
- your lemon peel dry ♪
- 615
- 00:41:57,705 --> 00:42:03,542
- ♪ So why not get high? ♪
- 616
- 00:42:03,544 --> 00:42:05,779
- ♪ Good night, ladies ♪
- 617
- 00:42:05,781 --> 00:42:07,813
- ♪ Ladies, good night ♪
- 618
- 00:42:14,890 --> 00:42:17,556
- ♪ It's a lonely ♪
- 619
- 00:42:17,558 --> 00:42:20,725
- ♪ Saturday ♪
- 620
- 00:42:20,727 --> 00:42:24,899
- ♪ Night ♪
- 621
- 00:42:29,035 --> 00:42:31,203
- No, it's not worth half that.
- 622
- 00:42:31,205 --> 00:42:33,105
- Really, a very fair price.
- 623
- 00:42:33,107 --> 00:42:34,908
- Here is the signature.
- 624
- 00:42:34,910 --> 00:42:37,377
- This is a $60 book.
- 625
- 00:42:37,379 --> 00:42:40,047
- Really worth
- probably about $150.
- 626
- 00:42:40,748 --> 00:42:42,114
- Oh, baby, I hope
- 627
- 00:42:42,116 --> 00:42:43,750
- they've got some booze.
- 628
- 00:42:43,752 --> 00:42:46,819
- They most certainly
- do not have booze.
- 629
- 00:42:46,821 --> 00:42:49,290
- Maybe you can find some coke.
- 630
- 00:42:50,056 --> 00:42:51,690
- How much is that?
- 631
- 00:42:51,692 --> 00:42:53,094
- $200.
- 632
- 00:42:54,294 --> 00:42:57,098
- How do you know
- he really signed it?
- 633
- 00:42:57,933 --> 00:42:59,199
- It's authenticated.
- 634
- 00:42:59,201 --> 00:43:02,100
- - By whom?
- - By an authenticator.
- 635
- 00:43:02,102 --> 00:43:04,338
- Silly twat.
- 636
- 00:43:05,774 --> 00:43:07,640
- Oh, look, cards.
- 637
- 00:43:10,477 --> 00:43:12,478
- - Hello.
- - Hi.
- 638
- 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:13,614
- Hey, Carl.
- 639
- 00:43:14,348 --> 00:43:15,417
- Hi.
- 640
- 00:43:16,084 --> 00:43:18,917
- - Such a hoot, isn't he?
- - Brilliant.
- 641
- 00:43:18,919 --> 00:43:20,652
- Such a hoot.
- 642
- 00:43:20,654 --> 00:43:21,987
- Oh!
- 643
- 00:43:21,989 --> 00:43:24,824
- Take a look at this beauty.
- 644
- 00:43:24,826 --> 00:43:27,161
- I just got this one in.
- 645
- 00:43:28,062 --> 00:43:30,231
- Dorothy Parker.
- 646
- 00:43:31,399 --> 00:43:32,964
- Wow.
- 647
- 00:43:32,966 --> 00:43:34,734
- I was born 30 years too late.
- 648
- 00:43:34,736 --> 00:43:36,969
- I feel the same way.
- 649
- 00:43:36,971 --> 00:43:38,737
- How much is that?
- 650
- 00:43:38,739 --> 00:43:40,973
- Oh, that...
- 651
- 00:43:40,975 --> 00:43:43,609
- We're not buying.
- We're just looking today.
- 652
- 00:43:43,611 --> 00:43:46,245
- No problem.
- I am asking $600.
- 653
- 00:43:46,247 --> 00:43:48,147
- Wow!
- 654
- 00:43:51,185 --> 00:43:53,085
- But if you are tempted,
- 655
- 00:43:53,087 --> 00:43:54,587
- make sure you do
- your homework.
- 656
- 00:43:54,589 --> 00:43:58,891
- Not all of the other dealers
- are as discerning as we are.
- 657
- 00:43:58,893 --> 00:44:00,393
- Oh?
- 658
- 00:44:00,395 --> 00:44:03,732
- Some care more than others
- about getting the real thing.
- 659
- 00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:09,504
- Just in case,
- who should we look out for?
- 660
- 00:44:10,805 --> 00:44:12,073
- That one.
- 661
- 00:44:12,506 --> 00:44:13,575
- The bowtie?
- 662
- 00:44:15,009 --> 00:44:17,145
- I'd stay away from him.
- 663
- 00:44:18,013 --> 00:44:19,377
- You run
- your mouth too much.
- 664
- 00:44:19,379 --> 00:44:20,946
- - What'd I say?
- - Too much.
- 665
- 00:44:20,948 --> 00:44:23,082
- Oh, good.
- He's almost finished.
- 666
- 00:44:23,084 --> 00:44:24,451
- Let's go to your place.
- 667
- 00:44:24,453 --> 00:44:25,384
- - Come on.
- - Finally.
- 668
- 00:44:25,386 --> 00:44:27,522
- Those flies
- are driving me crazy.
- 669
- 00:44:39,933 --> 00:44:42,368
- Oh! It smells horrible.
- 670
- 00:44:42,370 --> 00:44:45,239
- I'll come back
- when it's cleaned up.
- 671
- 00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:48,475
- What's going on in there?
- 672
- 00:44:48,477 --> 00:44:50,576
- What? Nothing.
- 673
- 00:44:50,578 --> 00:44:51,777
- It smells really bad.
- 674
- 00:44:51,779 --> 00:44:53,913
- Yeah, do you think I'm deaf?
- 675
- 00:44:53,915 --> 00:44:55,650
- I heard them.
- 676
- 00:44:57,185 --> 00:45:00,453
- Jesus, I'll do
- some straightening.
- 677
- 00:45:08,328 --> 00:45:10,163
- I don't mind, Lee.
- Come on.
- 678
- 00:45:10,165 --> 00:45:12,498
- Let me in.
- I'll come and help you.
- 679
- 00:45:37,558 --> 00:45:39,227
- Oh, my God!
- 680
- 00:45:47,669 --> 00:45:49,171
- Oh, God.
- 681
- 00:45:53,308 --> 00:45:55,210
- That's the last of it.
- 682
- 00:45:56,743 --> 00:45:57,944
- Ugh.
- 683
- 00:45:57,946 --> 00:45:59,648
- I need a break.
- 684
- 00:46:09,890 --> 00:46:11,024
- Hello?
- 685
- 00:46:11,026 --> 00:46:13,192
- Hello? Elaine?
- 686
- 00:46:13,194 --> 00:46:14,993
- Who is this?
- 687
- 00:46:14,995 --> 00:46:16,127
- Who is this?
- 688
- 00:46:16,129 --> 00:46:18,663
- You called me.
- 689
- 00:46:18,665 --> 00:46:20,232
- What is your name?
- 690
- 00:46:20,234 --> 00:46:21,600
- What's your name?
- 691
- 00:46:21,602 --> 00:46:23,435
- Harrison fucking Ford.
- 692
- 00:46:23,437 --> 00:46:25,138
- Who the hell are you?
- 693
- 00:46:35,917 --> 00:46:37,650
- Roush Agency.
- 694
- 00:46:37,652 --> 00:46:39,618
- Yes, is Marjorie there?
- 695
- 00:46:39,620 --> 00:46:41,286
- Lee Israel calling.
- 696
- 00:46:41,288 --> 00:46:43,790
- I'm sorry.
- She's unavailable right now.
- 697
- 00:46:43,792 --> 00:46:45,290
- Oh, I see.
- 698
- 00:46:45,292 --> 00:46:48,161
- Will you please leave
- word for her that I called?
- 699
- 00:46:48,163 --> 00:46:49,460
- Thank you.
- 700
- 00:46:56,036 --> 00:46:57,937
- Roush Agency.
- 701
- 00:46:57,939 --> 00:47:00,339
- Yes, I have
- Nora Ephron calling.
- 702
- 00:47:00,341 --> 00:47:02,741
- Certainly, one moment.
- 703
- 00:47:02,743 --> 00:47:04,009
- Nora, hello.
- 704
- 00:47:04,011 --> 00:47:05,411
- Is this a good time?
- 705
- 00:47:05,413 --> 00:47:07,880
- Of course it is.
- So wonderful to hear from you.
- 706
- 00:47:07,882 --> 00:47:09,281
- You star fucker!
- 707
- 00:47:09,283 --> 00:47:10,917
- Is that one word or two?
- 708
- 00:47:20,094 --> 00:47:21,863
- Who's Elaine?
- 709
- 00:47:24,799 --> 00:47:26,768
- None of your business.
- 710
- 00:47:31,406 --> 00:47:33,638
- Came out well.
- Don't you think?
- 711
- 00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:34,942
- Lovely.
- 712
- 00:47:36,477 --> 00:47:39,513
- Okay, Miss Parker,
- that will be $35.50.
- 713
- 00:47:44,951 --> 00:47:46,185
- Dear Joshua,
- 714
- 00:47:46,187 --> 00:47:47,652
- Alan told me
- to write and apologize.
- 715
- 00:47:47,654 --> 00:47:51,390
- I have a hangover
- that is a real museum piece.
- 716
- 00:47:51,392 --> 00:47:53,792
- I'm sure I must have
- said something terrible.
- 717
- 00:47:53,794 --> 00:47:56,495
- To save me this kind
- of exertion in the future,
- 718
- 00:47:56,497 --> 00:47:57,897
- I am thinking of having
- 719
- 00:47:57,899 --> 00:47:59,498
- little letters run off, saying
- 720
- 00:47:59,500 --> 00:48:02,234
- "Can you ever forgive me?
- Dorothy."
- 721
- 00:48:02,236 --> 00:48:03,536
- But until I do that,
- 722
- 00:48:03,538 --> 00:48:06,975
- can you ever forgive me?
- Dorothy.
- 723
- 00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:14,145
- Dearest Ralph.
- Dear friend.
- 724
- 00:48:14,147 --> 00:48:15,380
- Dear Timothy.
- Dear Germaine...
- 725
- 00:48:15,382 --> 00:48:17,516
- Gertrude Stein was right
- about the roses,
- 726
- 00:48:17,518 --> 00:48:19,784
- but she was all wet
- about California.
- 727
- 00:48:19,786 --> 00:48:22,321
- She said there was
- no "there", there.
- 728
- 00:48:22,323 --> 00:48:24,156
- Well, I'm here
- to tell you there is.
- 729
- 00:48:24,158 --> 00:48:26,259
- Yours, Dorothy Parker.
- 730
- 00:48:26,261 --> 00:48:28,393
- Dear Edith,
- that terrible old fart...
- 731
- 00:48:28,395 --> 00:48:30,295
- the tyranny addict,
- Joe Kennedy,
- 732
- 00:48:30,297 --> 00:48:31,529
- ruined Gloria Swanson
- 733
- 00:48:31,531 --> 00:48:33,098
- by luring her
- away from Paramount...
- 734
- 00:48:33,100 --> 00:48:36,502
- Dear Sidney, I had no idea
- you knew Dottie Parker.
- 735
- 00:48:36,504 --> 00:48:40,038
- A tragic loss, but she
- had been dying for decades.
- 736
- 00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:42,208
- Whether it was drink
- or chemistry
- 737
- 00:48:42,210 --> 00:48:43,509
- or character,
- she was unable...
- 738
- 00:48:43,511 --> 00:48:44,576
- I hate the Kennedys...
- 739
- 00:48:44,578 --> 00:48:46,846
- What are you now? Waitress?
- 740
- 00:48:46,848 --> 00:48:48,614
- No, I robbed a bank.
- 741
- 00:48:48,616 --> 00:48:49,549
- Miss Israel.
- 742
- 00:48:49,551 --> 00:48:51,016
- How you doing, Mrs. Ungur?
- 743
- 00:48:51,018 --> 00:48:52,283
- Thank you for those cookies.
- 744
- 00:48:52,285 --> 00:48:53,886
- Those were good cookies,
- weren't they?
- 745
- 00:48:53,888 --> 00:48:57,056
- Not as good as
- the chocolate babka, but good.
- 746
- 00:48:57,058 --> 00:48:58,857
- I'll have to remember that.
- 747
- 00:48:58,859 --> 00:49:01,292
- Hey, tell your son
- to go easy on me, huh?
- 748
- 00:49:01,294 --> 00:49:03,964
- Can't kick a old dog
- out on the street, right?
- 749
- 00:49:05,399 --> 00:49:06,866
- Affectionately,
- Lillian Hellman.
- 750
- 00:49:06,868 --> 00:49:08,067
- Yours, Edna Ferber.
- 751
- 00:49:08,069 --> 00:49:10,169
- - Dorothy Parker.
- - Judy Holliday.
- 752
- 00:49:10,171 --> 00:49:11,703
- - Louise Brooks.
- - Marlene Dietrich.
- 753
- 00:49:11,705 --> 00:49:13,304
- Sincerely yours, Noël Coward.
- 754
- 00:49:24,350 --> 00:49:25,551
- You're Lee?
- 755
- 00:49:25,553 --> 00:49:28,489
- - Ms. Israel.
- - Alan.
- 756
- 00:49:30,524 --> 00:49:32,123
- So, what do you got?
- 757
- 00:49:32,125 --> 00:49:33,594
- Uh...
- 758
- 00:49:37,064 --> 00:49:38,432
- Mmm.
- 759
- 00:49:40,634 --> 00:49:42,167
- Mmm-hmm.
- 760
- 00:49:42,169 --> 00:49:44,536
- Very witty,
- don't you think?
- 761
- 00:49:44,538 --> 00:49:47,542
- She had quite the mouth.
- 762
- 00:49:48,276 --> 00:49:51,544
- I think what she had
- was a very big personality.
- 763
- 00:49:51,546 --> 00:49:55,380
- Uh-huh. Liked the ladies,
- too, I heard.
- 764
- 00:49:55,382 --> 00:49:57,352
- You sure these
- are the real thing?
- 765
- 00:49:59,886 --> 00:50:01,254
- I assume so.
- 766
- 00:50:01,256 --> 00:50:05,156
- Nah, most people will believe
- anything you tell them anyway.
- 767
- 00:50:05,158 --> 00:50:07,359
- And people love this stuff.
- 768
- 00:50:07,361 --> 00:50:09,527
- Personally, I don't get it.
- 769
- 00:50:09,529 --> 00:50:14,098
- To Fanny Brice, Noël Coward,
- and Dorothy Parker.
- 770
- 00:50:14,100 --> 00:50:16,835
- May their brilliance live on.
- 771
- 00:50:16,837 --> 00:50:21,239
- And to Lee, a brilliant writer
- who happens to still be alive.
- 772
- 00:50:21,241 --> 00:50:23,444
- That's negotiable.
- 773
- 00:50:24,444 --> 00:50:27,346
- Wouldn't it be incredible if,
- after you passed on...
- 774
- 00:50:27,348 --> 00:50:29,348
- people were
- selling your letters?
- 775
- 00:50:29,350 --> 00:50:30,915
- Why on earth
- would I want that?
- 776
- 00:50:30,917 --> 00:50:33,652
- Well, because. Most of us
- mortals just disappear.
- 777
- 00:50:33,654 --> 00:50:36,120
- This way,
- you still kind of exist.
- 778
- 00:50:36,122 --> 00:50:38,591
- No. When I die, who cares?
- 779
- 00:50:38,593 --> 00:50:41,159
- I just want somebody
- to feed my cat.
- 780
- 00:50:41,161 --> 00:50:42,797
- I'll feed your cat.
- 781
- 00:50:43,997 --> 00:50:45,964
- Thank you.
- 782
- 00:50:45,966 --> 00:50:47,632
- Have you ever written
- about yourself?
- 783
- 00:50:47,634 --> 00:50:50,536
- Nah. I don't think I'd find
- myself very interesting.
- 784
- 00:50:50,538 --> 00:50:52,404
- I would. You should.
- 785
- 00:50:52,406 --> 00:50:54,071
- Instead of waiting for someone
- 786
- 00:50:54,073 --> 00:50:56,577
- to write a biography
- about you.
- 787
- 00:50:57,477 --> 00:51:00,381
- You're very flattering, Anna.
- 788
- 00:51:03,017 --> 00:51:06,453
- I can't believe
- that I'm doing this, but...
- 789
- 00:51:07,555 --> 00:51:09,687
- Here's one of my stories.
- 790
- 00:51:09,689 --> 00:51:11,422
- You brought it with you.
- 791
- 00:51:11,424 --> 00:51:13,493
- I'm an idiot, I know.
- 792
- 00:51:13,495 --> 00:51:15,560
- No, I mean,
- I'll give it a read.
- 793
- 00:51:15,562 --> 00:51:17,696
- I've only taken
- a couple of classes...
- 794
- 00:51:17,698 --> 00:51:20,935
- Oh, don't worry about it.
- I'm... I'm honored.
- 795
- 00:51:31,279 --> 00:51:33,145
- You wear glasses.
- 796
- 00:51:33,147 --> 00:51:35,313
- Only recently.
- 797
- 00:51:35,315 --> 00:51:37,451
- I like them.
- They look good.
- 798
- 00:51:38,185 --> 00:51:40,386
- I wasn't sure
- about the frames.
- 799
- 00:51:40,388 --> 00:51:42,453
- They're nice.
- 800
- 00:51:42,455 --> 00:51:44,757
- I used to have perfect vision.
- 801
- 00:51:44,759 --> 00:51:46,558
- Don't you hate getting older
- 802
- 00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:49,094
- and watching
- your parts fall apart?
- 803
- 00:51:49,096 --> 00:51:50,728
- Nah. You're too young.
- 804
- 00:51:50,730 --> 00:51:52,130
- Hardly.
- 805
- 00:51:52,132 --> 00:51:54,165
- I really thought that
- I'd have accomplished
- 806
- 00:51:54,167 --> 00:51:55,701
- more by this time in my life.
- 807
- 00:51:55,703 --> 00:51:57,902
- You just need
- to drink more alcohol.
- 808
- 00:51:57,904 --> 00:52:01,810
- I mean, plus,
- you own the shop, right?
- 809
- 00:52:02,609 --> 00:52:05,611
- Well, I inherited it, yeah.
- 810
- 00:52:05,613 --> 00:52:09,183
- Truth be told, it's more
- pressure than I thought.
- 811
- 00:52:10,484 --> 00:52:13,319
- My father took real pride in it.
- 812
- 00:52:13,321 --> 00:52:14,956
- Almost too much.
- 813
- 00:52:15,355 --> 00:52:18,493
- I try to live up to that.
- 814
- 00:52:20,428 --> 00:52:22,393
- Where did you grow up?
- 815
- 00:52:22,395 --> 00:52:24,163
- Woodside, Queens.
- 816
- 00:52:24,165 --> 00:52:27,799
- My parents live in Florida,
- may they rest in peace.
- 817
- 00:52:27,801 --> 00:52:29,268
- I also have
- a ridiculous brother
- 818
- 00:52:29,270 --> 00:52:31,839
- who lives
- on Long Island, so...
- 819
- 00:52:32,172 --> 00:52:33,406
- What about you?
- 820
- 00:52:33,408 --> 00:52:34,906
- I'm an only child...
- 821
- 00:52:34,908 --> 00:52:37,475
- but I'm close with a few
- of my cousins, though.
- 822
- 00:52:37,477 --> 00:52:40,179
- I think I have some cousins.
- I think.
- 823
- 00:52:41,448 --> 00:52:43,080
- Not into the family thing?
- 824
- 00:52:43,082 --> 00:52:44,918
- No, I like my alone time.
- 825
- 00:52:45,620 --> 00:52:48,620
- Well, not every second,
- though.
- 826
- 00:52:48,622 --> 00:52:50,257
- You're here with me right now.
- 827
- 00:52:51,991 --> 00:52:55,796
- Oh, hey. I always
- need a drinking buddy.
- 828
- 00:53:16,649 --> 00:53:18,683
- Thank you. That was fun.
- 829
- 00:53:18,685 --> 00:53:20,551
- I think I'm a little tipsy.
- Are you?
- 830
- 00:53:20,553 --> 00:53:21,920
- It takes a lot more than that.
- 831
- 00:53:21,922 --> 00:53:24,623
- Oh, no.
- Have I embarrassed myself?
- 832
- 00:53:24,625 --> 00:53:26,158
- What did Dorothy say?
- 833
- 00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:28,696
- "Can you ever forgive me?"
- 834
- 00:53:33,433 --> 00:53:36,169
- What? Did I say
- something wrong?
- 835
- 00:53:36,904 --> 00:53:37,868
- No.
- 836
- 00:53:37,870 --> 00:53:40,205
- You didn't say anything wrong.
- 837
- 00:53:40,207 --> 00:53:41,709
- Good.
- 838
- 00:53:43,444 --> 00:53:44,978
- This has been very nice.
- 839
- 00:53:46,078 --> 00:53:47,814
- It was.
- 840
- 00:53:48,549 --> 00:53:50,317
- It's always nice
- to make a new friend.
- 841
- 00:53:52,051 --> 00:53:53,954
- Indeed.
- 842
- 00:53:55,022 --> 00:53:56,721
- Speak soon?
- 843
- 00:53:56,723 --> 00:53:58,723
- When I read your story,
- I'll let you know.
- 844
- 00:53:58,725 --> 00:54:00,859
- I'm pretty busy these days,
- 845
- 00:54:00,861 --> 00:54:04,998
- so I don't know if I'll get
- to it right away, but...
- 846
- 00:54:06,399 --> 00:54:07,734
- That's okay.
- 847
- 00:54:08,468 --> 00:54:09,533
- Good night.
- 848
- 00:54:09,535 --> 00:54:11,238
- Good night.
- 849
- 00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:21,440
- My dear boy,
- 850
- 00:55:21,442 --> 00:55:23,341
- I enjoyed
- our talk tremendously
- 851
- 00:55:23,343 --> 00:55:26,810
- and was not the least bit
- upset about the article.
- 852
- 00:55:26,812 --> 00:55:28,212
- My professional demise
- 853
- 00:55:28,214 --> 00:55:30,616
- has been gleefully
- predicted for years,
- 854
- 00:55:30,618 --> 00:55:33,284
- but nonetheless,
- I await the return
- 855
- 00:55:33,286 --> 00:55:35,886
- of your ruby-red lips
- to Blue Harbor
- 856
- 00:55:35,888 --> 00:55:38,556
- in the event
- my spirit should falter.
- 857
- 00:55:38,558 --> 00:55:42,194
- Yours and very much
- anticipating,
- 858
- 00:55:42,196 --> 00:55:44,265
- Noël.
- 859
- 00:55:46,366 --> 00:55:47,699
- This is quite something.
- 860
- 00:55:48,835 --> 00:55:50,234
- I thought so, too.
- 861
- 00:55:50,236 --> 00:55:51,971
- Well, as you know,
- 862
- 00:55:51,973 --> 00:55:53,938
- I think I already
- have a buyer for it.
- 863
- 00:55:53,940 --> 00:55:55,640
- I'm gonna call him
- as soon as you leave.
- 864
- 00:55:55,642 --> 00:55:57,078
- Huh.
- 865
- 00:55:58,145 --> 00:56:01,346
- I sent the Marlene Dietrich
- to Los Angeles.
- 866
- 00:56:01,348 --> 00:56:04,986
- I got a request
- from a collector out there.
- 867
- 00:56:05,652 --> 00:56:06,951
- Wonderful.
- 868
- 00:56:06,953 --> 00:56:10,388
- You guys do that?
- You sell to other collectors?
- 869
- 00:56:10,390 --> 00:56:11,790
- Oh, yeah.
- 870
- 00:56:11,792 --> 00:56:14,993
- There's a whole world
- of wheeling and dealing...
- 871
- 00:56:14,995 --> 00:56:17,129
- most of which
- I don't partake in.
- 872
- 00:56:17,131 --> 00:56:20,866
- There are a lot of characters
- in this line of work.
- 873
- 00:56:20,868 --> 00:56:25,004
- Hey, for a while there,
- we had The Hitler Diaries.
- 874
- 00:56:25,006 --> 00:56:25,804
- Hmm.
- 875
- 00:56:25,806 --> 00:56:28,473
- Remember that?
- 876
- 00:56:28,475 --> 00:56:30,077
- Criminal.
- 877
- 00:56:31,212 --> 00:56:33,178
- Yeah. Not everyone
- gets into this
- 878
- 00:56:33,180 --> 00:56:37,348
- because they respect
- talent and history...
- 879
- 00:56:37,350 --> 00:56:39,886
- if you know what I mean.
- 880
- 00:56:40,587 --> 00:56:42,223
- Yep.
- 881
- 00:57:07,614 --> 00:57:09,149
- Lee?
- 882
- 00:57:14,788 --> 00:57:17,089
- You really should replace
- the shower curtain, Lee.
- 883
- 00:57:17,091 --> 00:57:20,292
- You wanna discuss
- decorating with me?
- 884
- 00:57:20,294 --> 00:57:22,627
- Who beat you up?
- 885
- 00:57:22,629 --> 00:57:24,429
- It's my own fault.
- 886
- 00:57:24,431 --> 00:57:25,698
- I didn't have enough money,
- 887
- 00:57:25,700 --> 00:57:28,533
- and I didn't know
- until after, and...
- 888
- 00:57:28,535 --> 00:57:31,205
- Until it was too late.
- 889
- 00:57:32,339 --> 00:57:34,642
- I'm not even going to try
- to understand that.
- 890
- 00:57:35,276 --> 00:57:37,875
- I used to get away
- with so much.
- 891
- 00:57:37,877 --> 00:57:40,213
- Do you think it'll scar?
- 892
- 00:57:41,681 --> 00:57:42,948
- I couldn't find my keys,
- 893
- 00:57:42,950 --> 00:57:45,852
- I couldn't get
- into my apartment.
- 894
- 00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:48,018
- What?
- 895
- 00:57:48,020 --> 00:57:50,091
- And where is said apartment?
- 896
- 00:57:52,692 --> 00:57:55,127
- It was on Ninety-Second...
- 897
- 00:57:55,129 --> 00:57:58,230
- then it was on Ninety-Sixth.
- 898
- 00:57:58,232 --> 00:57:59,934
- You...
- 899
- 00:58:00,768 --> 00:58:03,371
- You can sleep on my couch.
- 900
- 00:58:04,270 --> 00:58:06,406
- Thank you.
- 901
- 00:58:12,513 --> 00:58:14,446
- Are you
- ready to order?
- 902
- 00:58:14,448 --> 00:58:17,882
- Uh, yeah, I'll have a burger,
- rare, with onions.
- 903
- 00:58:17,884 --> 00:58:20,250
- I'll have the same, thanks.
- 904
- 00:58:20,252 --> 00:58:23,388
- You said you wanted a steak.
- Get a steak.
- 905
- 00:58:23,390 --> 00:58:25,092
- You sure?
- 906
- 00:58:25,526 --> 00:58:26,792
- He's gonna have the steak.
- 907
- 00:58:26,794 --> 00:58:28,025
- Why don't you have a steak?
- 908
- 00:58:28,027 --> 00:58:29,694
- 'Cause we came here
- to get you a steak.
- 909
- 00:58:29,696 --> 00:58:30,795
- Thank you.
- 910
- 00:58:30,797 --> 00:58:32,265
- Skirt or T-bone?
- 911
- 00:58:35,768 --> 00:58:38,937
- He's gonna have
- the T-bone, medium-rare,
- 912
- 00:58:38,939 --> 00:58:40,575
- and we'll have another round.
- 913
- 00:58:42,843 --> 00:58:44,875
- How've you gotten by
- as long as you have?
- 914
- 00:58:44,877 --> 00:58:48,812
- Do not underestimate
- sparkly blue eyes...
- 915
- 00:58:48,814 --> 00:58:50,683
- and a little bit
- of street smarts.
- 916
- 00:58:50,685 --> 00:58:53,018
- They go a long way
- in this city.
- 917
- 00:58:53,020 --> 00:58:56,754
- Although I may have
- stretched my limits recently.
- 918
- 00:58:56,756 --> 00:58:59,091
- Yeah, but who
- did you wanna be?
- 919
- 00:58:59,093 --> 00:59:01,359
- I mean, what was
- the actual plan?
- 920
- 00:59:01,361 --> 00:59:03,562
- I honestly don't know
- what to say.
- 921
- 00:59:03,564 --> 00:59:06,964
- I imagined I'd figure it out
- as I went along,
- 922
- 00:59:06,966 --> 00:59:08,600
- and for the most part, I have.
- 923
- 00:59:08,602 --> 00:59:10,034
- I certainly have no regrets.
- 924
- 00:59:10,036 --> 00:59:12,638
- That can't be true.
- 925
- 00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:13,871
- Oh.
- 926
- 00:59:13,873 --> 00:59:16,841
- You mean,
- why don't I have
- 927
- 00:59:16,843 --> 00:59:19,145
- some brilliant talent
- for copying like you do?
- 928
- 00:59:20,013 --> 00:59:21,212
- Is that what
- you think I'm doing?
- 929
- 00:59:21,214 --> 00:59:22,781
- - You think I'm copying?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 930
- 00:59:22,783 --> 00:59:24,382
- I'll have you know,
- I'm a better
- 931
- 00:59:24,384 --> 00:59:26,384
- Dorothy Parker
- than Dorothy Parker.
- 932
- 00:59:26,386 --> 00:59:28,955
- Oh, I'll drink to that.
- Cheers.
- 933
- 00:59:40,267 --> 00:59:43,400
- - Get your feet off the couch.
- - Really?
- 934
- 00:59:43,402 --> 00:59:44,134
- Look at it.
- 935
- 00:59:44,136 --> 00:59:46,203
- This is not a flop house.
- 936
- 00:59:50,011 --> 00:59:51,176
- There you go.
- 937
- 00:59:51,178 --> 00:59:52,944
- How old is that
- old hairball anyway?
- 938
- 00:59:52,946 --> 00:59:55,045
- She's 12.
- 939
- 00:59:55,047 --> 00:59:58,583
- That is fucking old.
- What's that in cat years?
- 940
- 01:00:01,388 --> 01:00:03,855
- This is Paul
- from Armada Books.
- 941
- 01:00:03,857 --> 01:00:07,491
- Ms. Israel, I was wondering
- if you could come in tomorrow?
- 942
- 01:00:07,493 --> 01:00:09,460
- I have a couple
- of questions regarding
- 943
- 01:00:09,462 --> 01:00:12,297
- the last Coward letter
- I purchased.
- 944
- 01:00:12,299 --> 01:00:15,500
- Please come in or call
- as soon as you can.
- 945
- 01:00:15,502 --> 01:00:16,600
- Uh-oh.
- 946
- 01:00:16,602 --> 01:00:18,569
- It's important.
- 947
- 01:00:52,239 --> 01:00:55,576
- Thank you.
- Thank you for bringing it in.
- 948
- 01:00:57,277 --> 01:00:58,875
- Hi, Lee.
- 949
- 01:00:58,877 --> 01:01:01,214
- What seems to be the problem?
- 950
- 01:01:02,582 --> 01:01:06,586
- You know I've got that client
- who knew Noël Coward.
- 951
- 01:01:07,488 --> 01:01:08,786
- And he said that...
- 952
- 01:01:08,788 --> 01:01:13,125
- Mr. Coward would never have
- been as explicit as he was
- 953
- 01:01:13,127 --> 01:01:17,194
- regarding his orientation.
- 954
- 01:01:17,196 --> 01:01:19,365
- It was illegal
- in those days, and...
- 955
- 01:01:20,065 --> 01:01:23,600
- Anyway, apparently,
- the letter is a fake.
- 956
- 01:01:23,602 --> 01:01:25,370
- I'm shocked.
- 957
- 01:01:25,372 --> 01:01:28,239
- I mean, my uncle
- would be appalled.
- 958
- 01:01:28,241 --> 01:01:30,375
- You mean, your cousin?
- 959
- 01:01:30,377 --> 01:01:31,676
- Yes.
- 960
- 01:01:31,678 --> 01:01:37,183
- My cousin has always been
- very avuncular toward me. So.
- 961
- 01:01:43,256 --> 01:01:48,493
- I also got a call
- from Los Angeles, Lee.
- 962
- 01:01:48,495 --> 01:01:53,031
- It seems one of your letters
- was quite the controversy
- 963
- 01:01:53,033 --> 01:01:55,669
- at a convention out there.
- 964
- 01:01:56,402 --> 01:01:59,806
- I hate to say it, but your
- name's been put on a list.
- 965
- 01:02:01,375 --> 01:02:02,540
- On a list?
- 966
- 01:02:02,542 --> 01:02:04,778
- People are on alert.
- 967
- 01:02:05,712 --> 01:02:07,214
- That's all.
- 968
- 01:02:07,915 --> 01:02:10,418
- They won't buy
- from you anymore.
- 969
- 01:02:27,634 --> 01:02:29,336
- Hello?
- 970
- 01:02:31,370 --> 01:02:32,806
- Alan?
- 971
- 01:02:34,073 --> 01:02:36,207
- You got my messages.
- 972
- 01:02:36,209 --> 01:02:38,308
- - Thanks for coming.
- - Yeah.
- 973
- 01:02:38,310 --> 01:02:41,779
- I brought some wonderful
- Faulkners that I unearthed.
- 974
- 01:02:41,781 --> 01:02:43,181
- Not why I called.
- 975
- 01:02:43,183 --> 01:02:45,686
- Listen, the FBI has been
- in here to see me.
- 976
- 01:02:46,752 --> 01:02:48,252
- The FBI?
- 977
- 01:02:48,254 --> 01:02:50,357
- They asked me to wear a wire.
- 978
- 01:02:52,259 --> 01:02:55,493
- I'm not gonna do that to you.
- I'm a good guy.
- 979
- 01:02:55,495 --> 01:02:57,527
- And if they want me
- to be a witness...
- 980
- 01:02:57,529 --> 01:02:59,196
- I'll lie.
- 981
- 01:02:59,198 --> 01:03:02,669
- But you're gonna
- pay me $5,000.
- 982
- 01:03:05,272 --> 01:03:08,073
- I don't know
- what you're talking about.
- 983
- 01:03:09,509 --> 01:03:12,277
- Well, come on, I'm not gonna
- rat you out or anything.
- 984
- 01:03:12,279 --> 01:03:15,315
- That's very generous of you.
- 985
- 01:03:16,649 --> 01:03:19,385
- I don't have $5,000.
- 986
- 01:03:20,020 --> 01:03:22,821
- You're a clever woman.
- 987
- 01:03:22,823 --> 01:03:24,892
- Figure it out.
- 988
- 01:03:31,765 --> 01:03:33,130
- Oh, hello, welcome.
- 989
- 01:03:33,132 --> 01:03:35,933
- Oh, thank you very much.
- Um...
- 990
- 01:03:35,935 --> 01:03:37,435
- My grandmother
- just died, and...
- 991
- 01:03:37,437 --> 01:03:38,770
- - Oh.
- - No, it's all right.
- 992
- 01:03:38,772 --> 01:03:39,971
- And I discovered these
- 993
- 01:03:39,973 --> 01:03:41,473
- when I was going through
- her closet
- 994
- 01:03:41,475 --> 01:03:45,444
- and wondered if they might
- be of interest to you or not.
- 995
- 01:03:45,446 --> 01:03:47,911
- - "Edna Ferber."
- - You've heard of her?
- 996
- 01:03:47,913 --> 01:03:49,313
- Oh, yes.
- 997
- 01:03:49,315 --> 01:03:52,150
- She wrote that movie
- with James Dean.
- 998
- 01:03:52,152 --> 01:03:54,585
- I guess I'm not really up
- on all these things.
- 999
- 01:03:54,587 --> 01:03:58,457
- Just look at that.
- Such wonderful knick-knacks.
- 1000
- 01:03:58,459 --> 01:04:01,692
- So your granny
- collected letters?
- 1001
- 01:04:01,694 --> 01:04:03,127
- I don't know
- any of the people in them,
- 1002
- 01:04:03,129 --> 01:04:05,964
- but I feel they must be
- worth something.
- 1003
- 01:04:05,966 --> 01:04:07,498
- And how did you know
- 1004
- 01:04:07,500 --> 01:04:09,167
- that I bought
- this kind of thing?
- 1005
- 01:04:09,169 --> 01:04:11,368
- - Do you?
- - Sure.
- 1006
- 01:04:11,370 --> 01:04:16,074
- Yeah. I could give you
- $50 a piece.
- 1007
- 01:04:16,076 --> 01:04:17,609
- I feel I could do
- better than that.
- 1008
- 01:04:17,611 --> 01:04:19,944
- No offense,
- but a store in Brooklyn
- 1009
- 01:04:19,946 --> 01:04:23,114
- offered me $200 for one.
- 1010
- 01:04:23,116 --> 01:04:24,649
- For one?
- 1011
- 01:04:24,651 --> 01:04:26,953
- Why didn't you
- sell it to them, then?
- 1012
- 01:04:28,355 --> 01:04:30,422
- I hate the boroughs.
- 1013
- 01:04:30,424 --> 01:04:32,056
- I'm really good at this.
- 1014
- 01:04:32,058 --> 01:04:33,525
- You should see me at it.
- 1015
- 01:04:33,527 --> 01:04:35,292
- When last did you
- go outside, Lee?
- 1016
- 01:04:35,294 --> 01:04:36,460
- How much did you get?
- 1017
- 01:04:36,462 --> 01:04:39,096
- First place gave me $600.
- 1018
- 01:04:39,098 --> 01:04:41,665
- The other guy gave me $1,000.
- 1019
- 01:04:41,667 --> 01:04:43,467
- You just got closer
- to paying back
- 1020
- 01:04:43,469 --> 01:04:46,370
- that asshole
- with his own money.
- 1021
- 01:04:46,372 --> 01:04:48,473
- He gave me $1,000!
- 1022
- 01:04:48,475 --> 01:04:50,674
- - Was he suspicious?
- - Oh, hell, no.
- 1023
- 01:04:50,676 --> 01:04:52,579
- I always did want to be
- an actor. Here.
- 1024
- 01:05:03,357 --> 01:05:05,457
- How much did you say
- he gave you?
- 1025
- 01:05:05,459 --> 01:05:06,527
- What?
- 1026
- 01:05:08,395 --> 01:05:10,228
- You're stealing from me?
- 1027
- 01:05:10,230 --> 01:05:12,397
- No. Uh...
- 1028
- 01:05:12,399 --> 01:05:14,098
- What did I say?
- 1029
- 01:05:14,100 --> 01:05:17,601
- He gave me $1,400 plus 600.
- I mean...
- 1030
- 01:05:17,603 --> 01:05:19,203
- - Isn't that what I said?
- - No, moron.
- 1031
- 01:05:19,205 --> 01:05:20,337
- It's not what you said.
- 1032
- 01:05:20,339 --> 01:05:21,739
- You're stealing from me...
- 1033
- 01:05:21,741 --> 01:05:24,042
- and you don't even know
- what it is you're selling.
- 1034
- 01:05:24,044 --> 01:05:25,342
- Okay.
- 1035
- 01:05:25,344 --> 01:05:27,011
- I made a mistake.
- 1036
- 01:05:27,013 --> 01:05:29,913
- Okay? Here. Here.
- 1037
- 01:05:29,915 --> 01:05:31,618
- Here.
- 1038
- 01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:35,687
- Okay, they're
- literary treasures.
- 1039
- 01:05:35,689 --> 01:05:38,957
- One of a kind, carefully
- written witticisms, okay?
- 1040
- 01:05:38,959 --> 01:05:41,493
- They're not just
- a piece of paper.
- 1041
- 01:05:41,495 --> 01:05:45,196
- It's a portal
- into a better time
- 1042
- 01:05:45,198 --> 01:05:47,130
- and a better place
- where people
- 1043
- 01:05:47,132 --> 01:05:49,768
- still actually
- honored the written word.
- 1044
- 01:05:49,770 --> 01:05:51,169
- Okay! I get it.
- 1045
- 01:05:51,171 --> 01:05:52,402
- Yeah, do you get it?
- 1046
- 01:05:52,404 --> 01:05:53,904
- You better learn how to respect
- 1047
- 01:05:53,906 --> 01:05:54,973
- what it is you're selling,
- 1048
- 01:05:54,975 --> 01:05:56,774
- because it's my writing!
- 1049
- 01:05:56,776 --> 01:05:58,544
- Well...
- 1050
- 01:05:59,513 --> 01:06:00,810
- What?
- 1051
- 01:06:00,812 --> 01:06:03,580
- I mean...
- 1052
- 01:06:03,582 --> 01:06:05,149
- you're impersonating
- other people,
- 1053
- 01:06:05,151 --> 01:06:06,250
- I mean, very well, I'm sure,
- 1054
- 01:06:06,252 --> 01:06:07,551
- but come on.
- 1055
- 01:06:07,553 --> 01:06:09,922
- Nobody is buying
- Lee Israel letters.
- 1056
- 01:06:15,629 --> 01:06:19,065
- You steal from me again,
- and I'll fucking kill you.
- 1057
- 01:07:05,578 --> 01:07:06,877
- This was your grandmother's?
- 1058
- 01:07:06,879 --> 01:07:10,114
- Found it in her suitcase.
- I assume it's real.
- 1059
- 01:07:10,116 --> 01:07:11,248
- Do you think it's real?
- 1060
- 01:07:11,250 --> 01:07:13,451
- - Looks that way.
- - Good.
- 1061
- 01:07:13,453 --> 01:07:15,353
- But there have been
- some forgeries going around,
- 1062
- 01:07:15,355 --> 01:07:16,821
- so I'm gonna have
- to get it authenticated
- 1063
- 01:07:16,823 --> 01:07:19,022
- before I can purchase it,
- if that's all right.
- 1064
- 01:07:19,024 --> 01:07:21,094
- You brought it back, right?
- 1065
- 01:07:22,728 --> 01:07:24,661
- I couldn't.
- I didn't know what to do.
- 1066
- 01:07:24,663 --> 01:07:27,031
- You left it there?
- God, you idiot.
- 1067
- 01:07:27,033 --> 01:07:28,565
- Stop calling me an idiot.
- 1068
- 01:07:28,567 --> 01:07:31,103
- I'm gonna go to jail
- for this.
- 1069
- 01:07:31,105 --> 01:07:33,304
- I'm just gonna
- kill myself first.
- 1070
- 01:07:33,306 --> 01:07:35,574
- And you can't do this anymore.
- 1071
- 01:07:35,576 --> 01:07:37,408
- Lee, come on.
- We can't stop now.
- 1072
- 01:07:37,410 --> 01:07:39,678
- Well, everybody
- is on high alert.
- 1073
- 01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:42,480
- I don't have a shot at paying
- that schmuck back.
- 1074
- 01:07:42,482 --> 01:07:44,547
- Maybe you could steal
- more real ones
- 1075
- 01:07:44,549 --> 01:07:46,784
- like you did at first,
- and I'll sell them.
- 1076
- 01:07:46,786 --> 01:07:48,719
- Finding those letters
- was a complete fluke.
- 1077
- 01:07:48,721 --> 01:07:51,522
- Well, where did the real
- ones go? Who has those?
- 1078
- 01:07:51,524 --> 01:07:54,125
- Archives and museums.
- 1079
- 01:07:54,127 --> 01:07:57,361
- And you have to have proof
- that you're doing research.
- 1080
- 01:07:57,363 --> 01:07:59,129
- They don't just let
- anybody walk in.
- 1081
- 01:07:59,131 --> 01:08:02,635
- You can get into archives.
- You're a famous writer.
- 1082
- 01:08:03,469 --> 01:08:06,004
- You can steal the letters,
- copy them...
- 1083
- 01:08:06,006 --> 01:08:09,442
- replace them with your copies,
- sell the originals.
- 1084
- 01:08:10,710 --> 01:08:13,344
- In my sticky finger days...
- 1085
- 01:08:13,346 --> 01:08:14,978
- I'd choose the thing
- that I wanted...
- 1086
- 01:08:14,980 --> 01:08:17,914
- the things always had to come
- in boxes like toothpaste...
- 1087
- 01:08:17,916 --> 01:08:20,817
- and then when nobody
- is paying attention,
- 1088
- 01:08:20,819 --> 01:08:22,652
- I'd take the toothpaste
- out of the box,
- 1089
- 01:08:22,654 --> 01:08:23,855
- slip it into my pocket,
- 1090
- 01:08:23,857 --> 01:08:26,691
- and replace it
- with a used tube.
- 1091
- 01:08:26,693 --> 01:08:28,726
- If anyone was suspicious,
- 1092
- 01:08:28,728 --> 01:08:33,130
- they'd come back to the shelf
- and see nothing is missing.
- 1093
- 01:08:36,303 --> 01:08:37,671
- Win-win, baby.
- 1094
- 01:08:39,907 --> 01:08:42,440
- Well, not the store.
- 1095
- 01:08:42,442 --> 01:08:43,741
- What do you mean?
- 1096
- 01:08:43,743 --> 01:08:47,811
- Win-win doesn't apply to
- the story you just told.
- 1097
- 01:08:47,813 --> 01:08:49,948
- You always put a downer
- on everything, you know.
- 1098
- 01:08:49,950 --> 01:08:51,982
- Just eat your noodles.
- 1099
- 01:08:51,984 --> 01:08:54,718
- She needs fresh water...
- 1100
- 01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:56,788
- and two pills twice a day.
- 1101
- 01:08:56,790 --> 01:08:59,557
- And you gotta
- mash it up in the...
- 1102
- 01:08:59,559 --> 01:09:00,959
- Knock it off.
- 1103
- 01:09:00,961 --> 01:09:02,360
- You gotta mash it up
- in the food like I showed you.
- 1104
- 01:09:02,362 --> 01:09:04,895
- - I will.
- - No snooping.
- 1105
- 01:09:04,897 --> 01:09:07,397
- Stay out of my bed,
- and no smoking.
- 1106
- 01:09:07,399 --> 01:09:09,236
- Okay.
- 1107
- 01:09:11,104 --> 01:09:12,606
- All right.
- 1108
- 01:10:00,319 --> 01:10:01,552
- Can I help you?
- 1109
- 01:10:01,554 --> 01:10:04,621
- Let's hope.
- I'm doing a in-depth look
- 1110
- 01:10:04,623 --> 01:10:06,222
- at writers and alcoholism.
- 1111
- 01:10:06,224 --> 01:10:08,426
- Hence, Lillian Hellman.
- 1112
- 01:10:08,428 --> 01:10:11,294
- Here's my contract
- with my publisher.
- 1113
- 01:10:11,296 --> 01:10:13,563
- I'm primarily interested in
- 1114
- 01:10:13,565 --> 01:10:16,101
- more personal,
- archival materials.
- 1115
- 01:10:16,103 --> 01:10:17,834
- You know, any kind
- of correspondence...
- 1116
- 01:10:17,836 --> 01:10:19,770
- letters, diaries, journals.
- 1117
- 01:10:19,772 --> 01:10:21,675
- I'll give you what we've got.
- 1118
- 01:10:25,077 --> 01:10:27,445
- I told him I had
- to get it authenticated.
- 1119
- 01:10:27,447 --> 01:10:29,315
- He seemed pretty nervous.
- 1120
- 01:10:38,323 --> 01:10:41,060
- Does this look familiar?
- 1121
- 01:10:42,062 --> 01:10:43,627
- Yes, I bought this
- from her.
- 1122
- 01:11:02,314 --> 01:11:03,615
- Hello.
- 1123
- 01:11:15,795 --> 01:11:18,699
- "Commissioned,
- Viking Press commissioned..."
- 1124
- 01:11:20,599 --> 01:11:21,833
- What is all this stuff?
- 1125
- 01:11:21,835 --> 01:11:23,667
- Why do you collect
- old typewriters?
- 1126
- 01:11:23,669 --> 01:11:28,007
- It's too complicated
- to explain. It's my work.
- 1127
- 01:11:29,108 --> 01:11:31,678
- I don't invite many people
- to my home.
- 1128
- 01:11:32,412 --> 01:11:34,012
- I'm a very private person.
- 1129
- 01:11:34,014 --> 01:11:37,150
- Well, I take it you're
- not much of a TV watcher.
- 1130
- 01:11:37,783 --> 01:11:41,018
- Rots the brain. I don't
- believe in it. I'm a reader.
- 1131
- 01:11:42,322 --> 01:11:44,690
- Hello, kitty.
- 1132
- 01:11:47,559 --> 01:11:49,629
- What do you got here?
- 1133
- 01:11:49,996 --> 01:11:52,829
- Oh, a little coke,
- a little dope...
- 1134
- 01:11:52,831 --> 01:11:55,801
- and little old me.
- 1135
- 01:12:00,505 --> 01:12:02,843
- Let's get this party started.
- 1136
- 01:12:09,782 --> 01:12:11,182
- Hello?
- 1137
- 01:12:11,184 --> 01:12:12,350
- Uh...
- 1138
- 01:12:12,352 --> 01:12:14,151
- Hello. Elaine?
- 1139
- 01:12:14,153 --> 01:12:15,486
- No.
- 1140
- 01:12:15,488 --> 01:12:16,920
- Is she there?
- 1141
- 01:12:16,922 --> 01:12:19,557
- No, would you like
- to leave a message?
- 1142
- 01:12:19,559 --> 01:12:21,592
- Yes, this is Lee Israel.
- 1143
- 01:12:21,594 --> 01:12:23,427
- Oh.
- 1144
- 01:12:25,631 --> 01:12:27,231
- And who is this?
- 1145
- 01:12:27,233 --> 01:12:28,669
- This is Marie.
- 1146
- 01:12:29,836 --> 01:12:31,668
- Well, okay, Marie.
- 1147
- 01:12:31,670 --> 01:12:34,637
- Could you please
- tell her that I called?
- 1148
- 01:12:34,639 --> 01:12:36,207
- Same number.
- 1149
- 01:12:36,209 --> 01:12:38,045
- Thank you.
- 1150
- 01:13:00,933 --> 01:13:03,770
- Where is that bloody cat?
- 1151
- 01:13:12,812 --> 01:13:15,247
- Psst-psst-psst-psst.
- 1152
- 01:13:16,416 --> 01:13:18,719
- Two.
- 1153
- 01:13:23,924 --> 01:13:26,359
- Kitty, kitty, kitty,
- kitty. Psst.
- 1154
- 01:13:27,260 --> 01:13:28,624
- Ugh.
- 1155
- 01:13:28,626 --> 01:13:30,261
- Jersey.
- 1156
- 01:13:30,263 --> 01:13:32,463
- Psst-psst-psst-psst.
- 1157
- 01:13:32,465 --> 01:13:34,731
- Psst. Come and get it.
- 1158
- 01:13:34,733 --> 01:13:36,435
- Come on.
- 1159
- 01:13:36,870 --> 01:13:39,072
- Thank God.
- 1160
- 01:13:47,145 --> 01:13:48,915
- Ma'am.
- 1161
- 01:13:50,716 --> 01:13:53,317
- Good morning.
- The Lillian Hellman box
- 1162
- 01:13:53,319 --> 01:13:54,718
- I was working on yesterday.
- 1163
- 01:13:54,720 --> 01:13:57,621
- Ah, yes, the book
- on drunk authors.
- 1164
- 01:13:57,623 --> 01:13:59,255
- Who else are you
- gonna be writing about?
- 1165
- 01:13:59,257 --> 01:14:01,862
- You know what?
- I have a bus to catch.
- 1166
- 01:14:03,063 --> 01:14:04,695
- Of course.
- 1167
- 01:14:04,697 --> 01:14:07,000
- I'll get what you need.
- 1168
- 01:14:13,139 --> 01:14:14,940
- Fuck.
- 1169
- 01:15:33,353 --> 01:15:36,119
- Here you go.
- Sorry about the rush.
- 1170
- 01:15:36,121 --> 01:15:39,022
- I get overly anxious
- when I travel.
- 1171
- 01:15:39,024 --> 01:15:42,895
- Oh. Of course.
- I do, too.
- 1172
- 01:16:01,046 --> 01:16:03,183
- - Thank you.
- - Yeah.
- 1173
- 01:16:17,796 --> 01:16:19,963
- Jack?
- 1174
- 01:16:19,965 --> 01:16:23,068
- Jersey, Mama's home.
- 1175
- 01:16:29,108 --> 01:16:32,109
- What has he done to our home?
- 1176
- 01:16:32,111 --> 01:16:33,744
- Huh?
- 1177
- 01:16:33,746 --> 01:16:35,981
- Where are you?
- 1178
- 01:16:36,483 --> 01:16:38,281
- Aha.
- 1179
- 01:16:38,283 --> 01:16:40,051
- Hey, there.
- 1180
- 01:16:40,053 --> 01:16:42,288
- You hiding, huh?
- 1181
- 01:16:53,498 --> 01:16:56,068
- Oh, shit.
- 1182
- 01:16:56,836 --> 01:17:00,771
- All right. I know
- it looks bad, Lee, but...
- 1183
- 01:17:00,773 --> 01:17:02,673
- Get out.
- 1184
- 01:17:02,675 --> 01:17:04,141
- All right.
- 1185
- 01:17:04,143 --> 01:17:07,744
- I couldn't resist him.
- He's so adorable.
- 1186
- 01:17:07,746 --> 01:17:08,911
- You have to understand, Lee.
- 1187
- 01:17:08,913 --> 01:17:10,647
- Get out of my house.
- 1188
- 01:17:10,649 --> 01:17:12,083
- Why?
- 1189
- 01:17:12,085 --> 01:17:14,384
- What's happened?
- 1190
- 01:17:14,386 --> 01:17:15,686
- My cat is dead!
- 1191
- 01:17:15,688 --> 01:17:17,554
- What? Oh, no.
- 1192
- 01:17:17,556 --> 01:17:19,056
- What's going on?
- 1193
- 01:17:19,058 --> 01:17:21,924
- Oh, for fuck's sake,
- get the fuck out of my house!
- 1194
- 01:17:21,926 --> 01:17:23,227
- Darling, I can explain.
- 1195
- 01:17:23,229 --> 01:17:25,495
- Okay, this is too
- fucked up for me.
- 1196
- 01:17:25,497 --> 01:17:28,066
- Lee, I'm so sorry.
- It's not my fault.
- 1197
- 01:17:28,068 --> 01:17:30,735
- It must have
- just happened right now.
- 1198
- 01:17:30,737 --> 01:17:33,404
- Get out. Get out! Get out!
- 1199
- 01:17:33,406 --> 01:17:36,209
- Sorry. I did what you...
- 1200
- 01:18:15,581 --> 01:18:17,181
- Oh, hi, Miss Israel.
- 1201
- 01:18:17,183 --> 01:18:19,551
- Is Jersey okay?
- 1202
- 01:18:22,522 --> 01:18:24,690
- Oh, no. I'm so sorry.
- 1203
- 01:18:27,526 --> 01:18:29,459
- Um, I don't have
- a backyard or anything,
- 1204
- 01:18:29,461 --> 01:18:31,695
- so I wasn't sure
- what to do with her.
- 1205
- 01:18:31,697 --> 01:18:35,602
- It's okay. We can...
- They can take care of that here.
- 1206
- 01:19:09,167 --> 01:19:11,837
- Thanks for coming.
- 1207
- 01:19:12,938 --> 01:19:14,506
- It sounded important.
- 1208
- 01:19:15,675 --> 01:19:16,606
- It is.
- 1209
- 01:19:16,608 --> 01:19:20,277
- Looks like you brought
- Jersey with you.
- 1210
- 01:19:20,279 --> 01:19:22,715
- How is that old bitch?
- 1211
- 01:19:23,247 --> 01:19:25,115
- That's what I wanted
- to talk to you about.
- 1212
- 01:19:25,117 --> 01:19:27,183
- She, uh...
- 1213
- 01:19:27,185 --> 01:19:29,488
- - She just died.
- - Oh.
- 1214
- 01:19:30,456 --> 01:19:33,089
- I just figured, since
- she was a gift from you...
- 1215
- 01:19:33,091 --> 01:19:34,861
- Was she?
- 1216
- 01:19:36,795 --> 01:19:39,163
- I got too attached to her.
- 1217
- 01:19:39,165 --> 01:19:41,031
- Getting another one?
- 1218
- 01:19:41,033 --> 01:19:42,932
- No.
- 1219
- 01:19:42,934 --> 01:19:45,002
- No, I couldn't replace her.
- 1220
- 01:19:45,004 --> 01:19:47,036
- That wouldn't feel right.
- 1221
- 01:19:47,038 --> 01:19:49,442
- Maybe in time.
- 1222
- 01:19:52,178 --> 01:19:55,445
- You know, I still go
- to Aunt Eleanor's
- 1223
- 01:19:55,447 --> 01:19:57,548
- pretty regularly.
- 1224
- 01:19:57,550 --> 01:20:00,383
- Oh, my God. I haven't thought
- about that place in years.
- 1225
- 01:20:00,385 --> 01:20:03,087
- It's still there?
- On Ninety-Six?
- 1226
- 01:20:03,089 --> 01:20:05,489
- Exactly the same.
- 1227
- 01:20:05,491 --> 01:20:08,961
- I mean, you know,
- different cats.
- 1228
- 01:20:09,295 --> 01:20:11,661
- You still on Eighty-Second?
- 1229
- 01:20:11,663 --> 01:20:13,698
- Where else would I be?
- 1230
- 01:20:14,099 --> 01:20:17,470
- You all right?
- You look all right.
- 1231
- 01:20:18,670 --> 01:20:21,740
- You can't imagine
- what I've done to survive.
- 1232
- 01:20:22,908 --> 01:20:24,844
- Are you sleeping, Lee?
- 1233
- 01:20:25,778 --> 01:20:27,480
- Fits and starts.
- 1234
- 01:20:28,380 --> 01:20:31,781
- I was just supposed to be...
- 1235
- 01:20:31,783 --> 01:20:34,918
- something more than this.
- 1236
- 01:20:34,920 --> 01:20:36,052
- I mean, wasn't I?
- 1237
- 01:20:36,054 --> 01:20:39,323
- That's why you
- wanted to see me.
- 1238
- 01:20:39,325 --> 01:20:42,162
- No, I needed to see you.
- 1239
- 01:20:43,996 --> 01:20:46,630
- I'm having a crisis here.
- 1240
- 01:20:46,632 --> 01:20:48,432
- And you know me.
- 1241
- 01:20:48,434 --> 01:20:49,365
- No, Lee.
- 1242
- 01:20:49,367 --> 01:20:51,168
- There was always
- a wall between us.
- 1243
- 01:20:51,170 --> 01:20:53,473
- Something
- I couldn't penetrate.
- 1244
- 01:20:55,674 --> 01:20:57,173
- I tried.
- 1245
- 01:20:57,175 --> 01:20:58,508
- You know,
- God damn it, Elaine,
- 1246
- 01:20:58,510 --> 01:21:01,945
- I tried more with you
- than anybody else ever.
- 1247
- 01:21:01,947 --> 01:21:04,249
- No, you didn't.
- 1248
- 01:21:04,983 --> 01:21:07,218
- You did everything you could
- to keep your distance.
- 1249
- 01:21:07,220 --> 01:21:09,886
- You lied,
- you drank constantly,
- 1250
- 01:21:09,888 --> 01:21:11,187
- you were self-involved.
- 1251
- 01:21:11,189 --> 01:21:13,257
- Well, I didn't say
- I was perfect.
- 1252
- 01:21:13,259 --> 01:21:15,194
- You were so miserable.
- 1253
- 01:21:17,328 --> 01:21:19,498
- - No, I wasn't.
- - Yes, you were.
- 1254
- 01:21:20,265 --> 01:21:22,332
- I tried to get you
- to trust me.
- 1255
- 01:21:22,334 --> 01:21:25,537
- Certain point,
- I just stopped trying.
- 1256
- 01:21:27,806 --> 01:21:30,676
- Yeah, I wish you hadn't.
- 1257
- 01:21:31,676 --> 01:21:35,478
- Well, you don't have
- to go yet. Come on.
- 1258
- 01:21:35,480 --> 01:21:38,714
- Lee, it's not my job anymore.
- 1259
- 01:21:38,716 --> 01:21:42,988
- To talk you off the ledge.
- It's exhausting.
- 1260
- 01:21:46,259 --> 01:21:48,328
- I got a class.
- 1261
- 01:21:51,662 --> 01:21:53,597
- Let them authenticate
- all they want.
- 1262
- 01:21:53,599 --> 01:21:55,132
- They're real. Don't settle.
- 1263
- 01:21:55,134 --> 01:21:58,301
- Lee. Are we
- gonna talk about it?
- 1264
- 01:21:58,303 --> 01:21:59,736
- I mean, I'm really sorry.
- 1265
- 01:21:59,738 --> 01:22:01,771
- Okay, afterwards,
- you come here immediately.
- 1266
- 01:22:01,773 --> 01:22:04,240
- I'll do good. You'll see, Lee.
- I'll make it up to you.
- 1267
- 01:22:04,242 --> 01:22:05,375
- And get a written receipt.
- 1268
- 01:22:05,377 --> 01:22:06,944
- I wanna know
- how much you get paid.
- 1269
- 01:22:06,946 --> 01:22:08,410
- Oh, come on.
- 1270
- 01:22:08,412 --> 01:22:11,182
- How long are you gonna
- freeze me out, huh?
- 1271
- 01:22:11,184 --> 01:22:12,915
- I trusted you.
- 1272
- 01:22:12,917 --> 01:22:16,152
- I don't know if you've noticed
- this, but I don't do that.
- 1273
- 01:22:16,154 --> 01:22:18,088
- And you have reminded me
- why that is.
- 1274
- 01:22:18,090 --> 01:22:21,825
- Lee, I took care
- of your cat. I swear.
- 1275
- 01:22:21,827 --> 01:22:24,294
- It was an accident,
- and I feel awful.
- 1276
- 01:22:24,296 --> 01:22:25,594
- We will continue
- to work together
- 1277
- 01:22:25,596 --> 01:22:27,164
- because I have
- no other option.
- 1278
- 01:22:27,166 --> 01:22:28,397
- But we are not friends,
- 1279
- 01:22:28,399 --> 01:22:30,033
- and I don't think
- we actually ever were.
- 1280
- 01:22:30,035 --> 01:22:31,535
- Lee. Lee.
- 1281
- 01:22:31,537 --> 01:22:33,203
- We will meet in public,
- 1282
- 01:22:33,205 --> 01:22:34,404
- and you will
- not fuck this up like
- 1283
- 01:22:34,406 --> 01:22:36,073
- you fuck everything else
- up in your life.
- 1284
- 01:22:36,075 --> 01:22:37,975
- You will sell those papers,
- you will get the money,
- 1285
- 01:22:37,977 --> 01:22:39,511
- you will bring me a receipt.
- 1286
- 01:22:41,380 --> 01:22:43,683
- I'll be back after the sale.
- 1287
- 01:22:53,492 --> 01:22:55,528
- Aren't they fabulous?
- 1288
- 01:22:56,362 --> 01:22:58,898
- I just know someone
- is going to treasure them.
- 1289
- 01:23:04,269 --> 01:23:06,736
- I need another one.
- 1290
- 01:23:06,738 --> 01:23:08,741
- That's debatable.
- 1291
- 01:23:10,375 --> 01:23:11,711
- How much do you want for them?
- 1292
- 01:23:12,377 --> 01:23:14,613
- I was thinking $300, each.
- 1293
- 01:23:17,950 --> 01:23:20,086
- Actually, do you have cash?
- 1294
- 01:23:24,857 --> 01:23:26,492
- That's 500.
- 1295
- 01:23:26,892 --> 01:23:28,528
- $600.
- 1296
- 01:23:29,827 --> 01:23:31,029
- Thank you so much.
- 1297
- 01:23:39,237 --> 01:23:41,406
- - Come on, right here.
- - Mm-mmm.
- 1298
- 01:23:42,139 --> 01:23:44,842
- No. I'm waiting for somebody.
- 1299
- 01:23:44,844 --> 01:23:46,243
- It's clearly marked.
- 1300
- 01:23:46,245 --> 01:23:48,210
- I'm pretty sure
- they were stolen,
- 1301
- 01:23:48,212 --> 01:23:51,017
- but I didn't want to ask.
- 1302
- 01:23:51,483 --> 01:23:53,350
- She asked me to sell them
- for her as a favor...
- 1303
- 01:23:53,352 --> 01:23:56,786
- so, I said,
- "Of course I will."
- 1304
- 01:23:56,788 --> 01:23:57,889
- As a favor?
- 1305
- 01:23:59,123 --> 01:24:00,824
- You don't accept a cut?
- 1306
- 01:24:00,826 --> 01:24:02,860
- Well, a small one.
- 1307
- 01:24:02,862 --> 01:24:03,927
- Very small.
- 1308
- 01:24:05,297 --> 01:24:06,933
- You know what?
- 1309
- 01:24:11,336 --> 01:24:13,770
- Oh, I got him. That's...
- 1310
- 01:24:17,710 --> 01:24:21,544
- Lee Israel? I'm Agent Solanas.
- This is Agent Doyle.
- 1311
- 01:24:21,546 --> 01:24:22,980
- We're here to deliver
- a subpoena
- 1312
- 01:24:22,982 --> 01:24:25,249
- to appear before
- a federal grand jury.
- 1313
- 01:24:25,251 --> 01:24:28,884
- Your appearance is scheduled
- for two weeks from today.
- 1314
- 01:24:28,886 --> 01:24:31,554
- We've intercepted
- your employee, Jack Hock.
- 1315
- 01:24:31,556 --> 01:24:32,923
- He's cooperating,
- 1316
- 01:24:32,925 --> 01:24:35,292
- as are the dealers
- you've done business with.
- 1317
- 01:24:35,294 --> 01:24:36,625
- Mr. Hock requests
- 1318
- 01:24:36,627 --> 01:24:37,960
- that you do not try
- to reach him
- 1319
- 01:24:37,962 --> 01:24:41,166
- or telephone or harass him
- in any way.
- 1320
- 01:24:42,300 --> 01:24:43,667
- You are forbidden to destroy
- 1321
- 01:24:43,669 --> 01:24:46,872
- any evidence
- pertinent to this case.
- 1322
- 01:25:08,928 --> 01:25:09,996
- Headache?
- 1323
- 01:25:11,029 --> 01:25:12,098
- Awful.
- 1324
- 01:25:13,465 --> 01:25:15,234
- Can't say I blame you.
- 1325
- 01:25:16,001 --> 01:25:18,771
- Looking at this stuff,
- it is pretty bad.
- 1326
- 01:25:20,005 --> 01:25:23,676
- We're probably looking at
- some time behind bars.
- 1327
- 01:25:26,478 --> 01:25:30,813
- That said, these letters
- are pretty incredible.
- 1328
- 01:25:30,815 --> 01:25:33,586
- I especially enjoyed
- the Louise Brooks.
- 1329
- 01:25:35,187 --> 01:25:37,122
- Thank you.
- 1330
- 01:25:38,857 --> 01:25:40,691
- Look, if you want me
- to represent you...
- 1331
- 01:25:40,693 --> 01:25:41,959
- there are a few things
- you're going to
- 1332
- 01:25:41,961 --> 01:25:43,696
- have to do before
- appearing in court.
- 1333
- 01:25:44,263 --> 01:25:45,328
- Like what?
- 1334
- 01:25:45,330 --> 01:25:46,629
- Clean up your act.
- 1335
- 01:25:46,631 --> 01:25:48,964
- First, you're getting a job.
- Any kind of job.
- 1336
- 01:25:48,966 --> 01:25:50,834
- Second, you're enrolling
- in community service
- 1337
- 01:25:50,836 --> 01:25:52,668
- to show just how
- penitent you are.
- 1338
- 01:25:52,670 --> 01:25:55,237
- What? What kind of service?
- 1339
- 01:25:55,239 --> 01:25:56,906
- Something with children.
- 1340
- 01:25:56,908 --> 01:25:58,975
- Ah, Jesus. No.
- 1341
- 01:25:58,977 --> 01:26:01,744
- Animals, then.
- Sick people, whatever.
- 1342
- 01:26:01,746 --> 01:26:05,484
- You have to show that
- you've turned over a new leaf.
- 1343
- 01:26:07,653 --> 01:26:09,188
- And you've got to go to AA.
- 1344
- 01:26:17,095 --> 01:26:19,628
- Can I ask you a question?
- 1345
- 01:26:19,630 --> 01:26:22,133
- Everyone I sold to...
- 1346
- 01:26:24,803 --> 01:26:26,605
- do you think they all know?
- 1347
- 01:26:28,873 --> 01:26:32,478
- Yeah. They all probably know.
- 1348
- 01:26:33,278 --> 01:26:35,982
- But right now, that's
- the least of your worries.
- 1349
- 01:26:45,456 --> 01:26:46,690
- She is seeking employment
- 1350
- 01:26:46,692 --> 01:26:49,325
- with Scholastic Books
- as a copy editor
- 1351
- 01:26:49,327 --> 01:26:50,627
- and has already put in
- 1352
- 01:26:50,629 --> 01:26:53,030
- over 40 hours
- of community service
- 1353
- 01:26:53,032 --> 01:26:55,601
- at a cat shelter.
- 1354
- 01:27:01,340 --> 01:27:02,972
- Before I render my verdict,
- 1355
- 01:27:02,974 --> 01:27:04,941
- have you,
- in the last 24 hours,
- 1356
- 01:27:04,943 --> 01:27:07,643
- used drugs, pills, alcohol...
- 1357
- 01:27:07,645 --> 01:27:09,378
- anything that could
- affect your ability
- 1358
- 01:27:09,380 --> 01:27:11,550
- to understand what's going on?
- 1359
- 01:27:12,652 --> 01:27:13,783
- Uh, no, ma'am.
- 1360
- 01:27:13,785 --> 01:27:14,851
- Have you anything additionally
- 1361
- 01:27:14,853 --> 01:27:15,951
- you'd like to say
- to the court
- 1362
- 01:27:15,953 --> 01:27:17,822
- before I offer your sentence?
- 1363
- 01:27:18,424 --> 01:27:19,926
- Yes.
- 1364
- 01:27:26,765 --> 01:27:29,766
- "I have been living in a state
- of enormous guilt
- 1365
- 01:27:29,768 --> 01:27:33,736
- "and anxiety for many months."
- 1366
- 01:27:33,738 --> 01:27:35,972
- Not so much because
- 1367
- 01:27:35,974 --> 01:27:38,141
- I felt like what
- I was doing was wrong
- 1368
- 01:27:38,143 --> 01:27:44,446
- but because I was just always
- afraid of being found out.
- 1369
- 01:27:44,448 --> 01:27:48,685
- I can't specifically say that
- I regret any of my actions.
- 1370
- 01:27:48,687 --> 01:27:49,956
- Lee.
- 1371
- 01:27:51,556 --> 01:27:53,858
- I don't.
- 1372
- 01:27:57,162 --> 01:28:02,602
- I mean, in many ways, this has
- been the best time of my life.
- 1373
- 01:28:06,571 --> 01:28:10,807
- I mean, it's the only time...
- 1374
- 01:28:10,809 --> 01:28:15,981
- recently, that I can remember
- being proud of my work.
- 1375
- 01:28:17,715 --> 01:28:20,883
- But it wasn't really
- my work, was it?
- 1376
- 01:28:20,885 --> 01:28:21,784
- I mean...
- 1377
- 01:28:21,786 --> 01:28:25,954
- if I had put in
- my work...
- 1378
- 01:28:25,956 --> 01:28:31,830
- then I would've been opening
- myself up to criticism.
- 1379
- 01:28:34,198 --> 01:28:40,038
- And I'm too much
- of a coward to do that.
- 1380
- 01:28:44,844 --> 01:28:47,212
- Then I lost my cat.
- 1381
- 01:28:49,346 --> 01:28:52,149
- She was probably the only soul
- 1382
- 01:28:52,151 --> 01:28:54,987
- that truly loved me.
- Maybe ever.
- 1383
- 01:28:58,322 --> 01:29:00,490
- And I lost my friend...
- 1384
- 01:29:00,492 --> 01:29:03,427
- who may have been
- an idiot, but he...
- 1385
- 01:29:03,429 --> 01:29:06,065
- he tolerated me.
- 1386
- 01:29:06,799 --> 01:29:09,868
- And he was nice
- to have around.
- 1387
- 01:29:10,602 --> 01:29:14,139
- And I think I have
- realized that I am...
- 1388
- 01:29:16,675 --> 01:29:19,145
- ...not a real writer.
- 1389
- 01:29:21,446 --> 01:29:23,149
- And that...
- 1390
- 01:29:24,015 --> 01:29:25,718
- ...I think, in the end, it...
- 1391
- 01:29:26,451 --> 01:29:30,689
- ...I would say,
- was not worth it.
- 1392
- 01:29:32,690 --> 01:29:34,393
- I would say that.
- 1393
- 01:29:36,295 --> 01:29:37,494
- Uh...
- 1394
- 01:29:37,496 --> 01:29:40,763
- "I will accept the judgment
- of the court as valid
- 1395
- 01:29:40,765 --> 01:29:45,102
- "and fulfill whatever sentence
- I may receive...
- 1396
- 01:29:46,304 --> 01:29:49,741
- "...with full understanding
- that I have earned...
- 1397
- 01:29:51,542 --> 01:29:53,045
- "...said punishment."
- 1398
- 01:30:00,652 --> 01:30:02,718
- Lee Israel,
- the court sentences you
- 1399
- 01:30:02,720 --> 01:30:04,353
- to five years' probation
- 1400
- 01:30:04,355 --> 01:30:06,789
- plus six months' house arrest.
- 1401
- 01:30:06,791 --> 01:30:08,691
- You may only leave home to go
- 1402
- 01:30:08,693 --> 01:30:10,593
- to and from your place
- of employment,
- 1403
- 01:30:10,595 --> 01:30:11,928
- your work in the community,
- 1404
- 01:30:11,930 --> 01:30:14,397
- and to Alcoholics Anonymous
- meetings.
- 1405
- 01:30:14,399 --> 01:30:17,633
- You are not to leave the state
- or consort with felons,
- 1406
- 01:30:17,635 --> 01:30:19,235
- and you are to pay restitution
- 1407
- 01:30:19,237 --> 01:30:21,972
- to your victims
- within your means.
- 1408
- 01:30:21,974 --> 01:30:24,343
- Thank you, Your Honor.
- 1409
- 01:30:32,350 --> 01:30:34,452
- This is a good thing.
- 1410
- 01:30:35,353 --> 01:30:37,353
- Very fair.
- 1411
- 01:30:37,355 --> 01:30:39,356
- Mmm.
- 1412
- 01:30:39,358 --> 01:30:40,557
- Good.
- 1413
- 01:30:40,559 --> 01:30:42,161
- Yeah.
- 1414
- 01:30:46,764 --> 01:30:48,334
- Mm-mmm.
- 1415
- 01:33:09,773 --> 01:33:12,075
- Thanks for coming.
- 1416
- 01:33:12,077 --> 01:33:14,843
- It was quite inconvenient.
- 1417
- 01:33:14,845 --> 01:33:16,381
- I moved some meetings around.
- 1418
- 01:33:18,983 --> 01:33:21,417
- Can I get you a drink?
- I'm buying.
- 1419
- 01:33:22,587 --> 01:33:24,219
- Not today.
- 1420
- 01:33:24,221 --> 01:33:29,526
- My new meds make gin
- taste like mouthwash.
- 1421
- 01:33:29,528 --> 01:33:31,630
- Takes the fun out of it.
- 1422
- 01:33:34,165 --> 01:33:36,734
- I guess you cut a deal?
- 1423
- 01:33:37,001 --> 01:33:38,968
- Ratting on me worked out?
- 1424
- 01:33:38,970 --> 01:33:41,337
- Three years' probation.
- 1425
- 01:33:41,339 --> 01:33:42,938
- At least you're out and about.
- 1426
- 01:33:42,940 --> 01:33:44,341
- So are you.
- 1427
- 01:33:44,343 --> 01:33:47,543
- No. I'm at an AA meeting
- on Tenth Street right now.
- 1428
- 01:33:49,614 --> 01:33:52,115
- Criminals at large.
- 1429
- 01:33:52,117 --> 01:33:54,816
- I can't imagine
- what was so important
- 1430
- 01:33:54,818 --> 01:33:57,419
- that Lee Israel
- swallowed her pride
- 1431
- 01:33:57,421 --> 01:34:00,392
- and asked to meet me,
- so spit it out.
- 1432
- 01:34:03,495 --> 01:34:06,061
- I've been thinking about
- writing a new book.
- 1433
- 01:34:06,063 --> 01:34:09,464
- About what happened, and...
- 1434
- 01:34:09,466 --> 01:34:12,602
- what I did, and...
- 1435
- 01:34:12,604 --> 01:34:14,637
- about you,
- if you'll let me.
- 1436
- 01:34:14,639 --> 01:34:16,573
- Like hell I will.
- 1437
- 01:34:16,575 --> 01:34:17,941
- What will my boyfriend say
- 1438
- 01:34:17,943 --> 01:34:20,810
- if he heard about
- my shadier dealings?
- 1439
- 01:34:20,812 --> 01:34:23,012
- I doubt our crimes even rank
- 1440
- 01:34:23,014 --> 01:34:25,781
- on your top ten
- of shady dealings.
- 1441
- 01:34:25,783 --> 01:34:27,482
- Fair enough.
- 1442
- 01:34:27,484 --> 01:34:29,285
- But I don't want a book
- out there about me.
- 1443
- 01:34:29,287 --> 01:34:32,091
- I'm a very private person.
- 1444
- 01:34:33,224 --> 01:34:37,593
- I need to do something,
- and I need to write again.
- 1445
- 01:34:37,595 --> 01:34:38,928
- Mmm.
- 1446
- 01:34:38,930 --> 01:34:42,097
- What about Fanny... Price?
- 1447
- 01:34:42,099 --> 01:34:45,103
- God damn. It's Brice.
- 1448
- 01:34:46,738 --> 01:34:49,405
- As terrifying
- as it sounds, I...
- 1449
- 01:34:49,407 --> 01:34:52,443
- I think I'm supposed
- to be writing about us.
- 1450
- 01:34:54,947 --> 01:34:56,779
- I'm still mad at you,
- you know.
- 1451
- 01:34:56,781 --> 01:34:58,850
- You treated me like shit.
- 1452
- 01:34:59,550 --> 01:35:01,719
- I don't think you're
- a very nice person, Lee.
- 1453
- 01:35:02,787 --> 01:35:04,456
- I would agree with you.
- 1454
- 01:35:07,157 --> 01:35:09,892
- I suppose you
- might be mad at me as well.
- 1455
- 01:35:09,894 --> 01:35:13,728
- Well, I mean, if you didn't
- look so decrepit, I might be.
- 1456
- 01:35:13,730 --> 01:35:15,265
- Yeah, well...
- 1457
- 01:35:15,267 --> 01:35:18,569
- it was gonna catch up
- to me eventually.
- 1458
- 01:35:19,703 --> 01:35:22,571
- You did fuck your way
- through Manhattan, I mean...
- 1459
- 01:35:25,108 --> 01:35:27,511
- I'd like that on my tombstone.
- 1460
- 01:35:40,559 --> 01:35:42,294
- Could you make me 29?
- 1461
- 01:35:44,496 --> 01:35:45,395
- With perfect skin.
- 1462
- 01:35:45,397 --> 01:35:48,132
- Don't make me
- sound stupid. Hmm?
- 1463
- 01:35:57,142 --> 01:35:59,377
- Thank you.
- 1464
- 01:36:06,283 --> 01:36:08,386
- I'm late for a board meeting.
- 1465
- 01:36:09,121 --> 01:36:11,355
- My driver's waiting.
- 1466
- 01:36:13,625 --> 01:36:15,924
- Life of a millionaire.
- 1467
- 01:36:15,926 --> 01:36:18,563
- What?
- 1468
- 01:36:21,733 --> 01:36:25,935
- I had such an urge
- to trip you just then.
- 1469
- 01:36:27,305 --> 01:36:29,340
- Wow.
- 1470
- 01:36:36,113 --> 01:36:38,882
- You're a horrid cunt, Lee.
- 1471
- 01:36:38,884 --> 01:36:41,553
- You too, Jack.
- 1472
- 01:37:23,662 --> 01:37:26,428
- Jack would not tell me
- what story he'd cook up
- 1473
- 01:37:26,430 --> 01:37:29,699
- to explain his possession
- of the letters.
- 1474
- 01:37:29,701 --> 01:37:31,500
- Nor would
- he take any suggestions
- 1475
- 01:37:31,502 --> 01:37:33,802
- from me about a backstory.
- 1476
- 01:37:33,804 --> 01:37:37,472
- It didn't finally matter,
- because he was succeeding.
- 1477
- 01:37:37,474 --> 01:37:40,308
- He always got
- the price he asked for.
- 1478
- 01:37:40,310 --> 01:37:42,878
- His narratives,
- whatever they were,
- 1479
- 01:37:42,880 --> 01:37:44,146
- kept my rent paid
- 1480
- 01:37:44,148 --> 01:37:46,414
- and his mouth full
- of large, gorgeous,
- 1481
- 01:37:46,416 --> 01:37:49,084
- extraordinarily white teeth.
- 1482
- 01:38:28,160 --> 01:38:30,860
- I have a friend's
- birthday coming up.
- 1483
- 01:38:30,862 --> 01:38:31,994
- You know, he would love to own
- 1484
- 01:38:31,996 --> 01:38:33,462
- that Dorothy Parker
- in the window.
- 1485
- 01:38:33,464 --> 01:38:36,499
- Ah. She's a beauty, isn't she?
- 1486
- 01:38:36,501 --> 01:38:39,502
- Can I ask you how much
- a letter like that runs?
- 1487
- 01:38:39,504 --> 01:38:42,370
- We're asking 1,900,
- framed and matted,
- 1488
- 01:38:42,372 --> 01:38:45,374
- and it comes with
- a letter of authenticity.
- 1489
- 01:38:45,376 --> 01:38:46,776
- Does the letter
- of authenticity
- 1490
- 01:38:46,778 --> 01:38:48,712
- come with a letter
- of authenticity?
- 1491
- 01:38:48,714 --> 01:38:49,811
- No.
- 1492
- 01:38:49,813 --> 01:38:52,448
- I can assure you
- it's the real thing.
- 1493
- 01:38:52,450 --> 01:38:54,316
- No one can write
- like Miss Parker could.
- 1494
- 01:38:54,318 --> 01:38:57,355
- Not before and not since.
- 1495
- 01:38:57,723 --> 01:39:00,789
- My dear sir, I offer
- my droopy salutations
- 1496
- 01:39:00,791 --> 01:39:02,191
- from the great beyond.
- 1497
- 01:39:02,193 --> 01:39:05,194
- I understand that you are
- selling my personal letters
- 1498
- 01:39:05,196 --> 01:39:07,463
- to the tune
- of nearly two grand.
- 1499
- 01:39:07,465 --> 01:39:09,231
- To think poor Lee Israel
- 1500
- 01:39:09,233 --> 01:39:10,834
- received a tiny fraction
- of that sum
- 1501
- 01:39:10,836 --> 01:39:14,670
- when she sold them to someone,
- who then sold them to you.
- 1502
- 01:39:14,672 --> 01:39:16,505
- I dearly hope that this letter
- 1503
- 01:39:16,507 --> 01:39:18,074
- will not affect
- the selling price
- 1504
- 01:39:18,076 --> 01:39:20,409
- of your valuable artifact.
- 1505
- 01:39:20,411 --> 01:39:22,244
- As I most famously muttered
- 1506
- 01:39:22,246 --> 01:39:24,413
- mere moments
- after my cremation,
- 1507
- 01:39:24,415 --> 01:39:27,149
- "Darling, excuse my dust."
- 1508
- 01:39:27,151 --> 01:39:29,955
- Yours, Dorothy Parker.
- 1509
- 01:41:39,287 --> 01:41:41,383
- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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