Twisted Twilight and Zany Zombies

>You look at Fluttershy like she just told you the living needed air, or that you were dead...oh, wait..
>Twilight is freaking out, shouting something about impossibilities.
>She`s got this crazy look in her eyes and her hair is sticking up in places..wait, where`d she get that scalpel.
>"Hold still Anonymous, i`ll figure this out in no time. Just lay down and let old Twi-"
>Fuck that, you see where this is going. Next thing you'll know, you`ll be waking up as a woman next to a Kodo driver.
>You proceed to haul ass out of the hill-home, the Purple pony giggling after you.
>She`s still after you een when you get to town, and you have no idea where to hide.
>You look around, where to hide, where to hide...
>You have an idea
>"Fuckity fuck fuck, fuck fuck, cumshot."
>Soap, soap coming from all sides. Several bars smack Twilight in the face and she goes down.
>The smell of lavender and cherry blossoms is overwhelming. You run, run as fast as your legs can carry you, the breaks in them seemed to have healed.
>You slow for a second, wondering why you`re running from a brightly coloured pony.
>"I JUST WANT TO LOOK AT YOUR INSIDES!"
>Oh, that`s why...
>You head to Sugercube corner, dodging soap projectiles from an angry Party ponies cannon.
>This was the last thing you expected to happen when you left the inn today.
>You see it, just across the road.
>You`ll be safe, you just need to get in there.
>You focus, and sprint to the dorr for all your worth.
>Almost...Almost...
>A purple blur tackles you, well you`ve had a good run. You didn`t expect to be killed by a pony though.

>You almost feel like crying when the white pony steps out of the bakery. "Oh Titans! White pony, save me! She`s gone crazy!"
>Celestia looks at you and the purple pony trying to pull your armour off and you faintly hear "I`m getting too old for this." From her
>You flail, trying to push the purple crazed one off of you. Since when did she get so strong?
>A white glow overtakes her and Twilight is lifted off you and she squirms in mid-air. "Wait, i just wanted to study you!"
>Celestia gives a huff. "Twilight, calm yourself. I`m sure he can TELL you everything you need to know."
>Twilight stop squirming and her face goes read, a sheepish smile on her face. "S-sorry Princess, i didn`t-"
>Celestia shakes her head. "Don`t worry about it my student, no one got hurt."
>Yeah, except for the soap you took to the face to escape, you don`t think you`ll get the smell out of your nose for a while.
>"So yeah, i got my hand back...what now?"
>Celestia get a look on her face that you`ve only seen on the most hateful of Trolls when they were up to something.
>"Tell me, do you like...bananas?"
>What
>"Ummm, yes?"
>She shakes her head at a joke you don`t understand and puts Twilight down. "You shall work with Miss Pie to help pay off the repairs to the bakery."
>Oh lovely, more time with Soapy and her fel-damned cannon.

>"So, where is Pinkie? I want to hurry up and get this all over..."
>"I`m write here, you silly-filly!" She just appeared out of Celestias mane....She even looked a bit uncertain.
>"Umm, Apparently I`m going to be working for you?"
>She nods over-excitedly, well she should be easy to work for, she seems lax.
>"Now then, first, you need to go get all the flour from the shed and put oit into the store room!"
>Seems simple enough, the shed was the building you had slammed into during the whole fighting thing.
>You flick on the light and immediatly you gag, you weren`t prepared for something like this.
>This was all of her mixing stuff?
>You think you`re gonna be sick...
>Sitting in the middle of the shed was a pile of 50lb bags of flour twice your height.
>You`e known hard work, but this is crazy.
>This is grunt work!
>Wait, grunts...that gives you a wonderful idea!
>You cackle to yourself as you fish around in your bags and settle down in ront of the shed. This should speed up the work.

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>You settle down in the soft lush grass, your leather straps in your armour creaking.
>You pull a small sack full of Powder, corpse dust, out of your bag and start creating a ritual cricle around you.
>Eldritch words drip off your tongue as the powder flows, syllable after syllable, powder grain after powder grain.
>You finish the circle, and for a moment, this worlds magic rails at you. It`s so pure, never been used by something like this.
>It was only a matter of time. The last grain of powder take its place and the circle is complete.
>You don`t stop chanting, and your voice deepens. " -Harazeem, kul-thanos annus-"
>The powder glows a light blue, and transparent runes drift up lazily from the circle.
>You feel energy, thrumming in the circle, in you, and you briefly remember how it felt to be alive.
>You rise from your cross legged position on the ground.
>You draw your blade, the runes crackling with energy.
>"Mortem hal-razthos amulak!" You plunge the blade into the ground, and the energy disperses into the ground.

>The ground trembles i several spots, the dirt cracking and splitting as something broke free from its earthy tomb.
>You place your Runeblade upon your back and cross your arms.
>The first ghoul broke free in a shower of dirt, slobber running down its rock and bone studded body.
>You can`t help but letting your smile grow larger, this was one of lifes lessons. "From life, death and from death, life."
>These things were made of once-living matter, and you brought new 'life' unto them.
>It was something enjoyed.
>You now had several ghouls standing in a line.
>You pointed to the shed. "Move all of those bags in there-" You then pointed at the store house. "-to that room."
>They gave goofy salutes and ran into the shed.
>Somewhere music started up. "The Fel?"
>Then it began, the singing, the Ghouls were singing! What is wrong with this world!
>1st ghoul: "*Groan* When you stub your toe and it hurts you kno-"
>2nd ghoul: "Friends are there to *Phlegm* Help you!"
>They move flower quickly, still singing.
>1st Ghoul: "When you *Moan* Trip on your face, and your teeth are *hiss* out of place-"
>3rd ghoul: "Friends are there to help you!"
>About this time, you turn and leave the creatures to the horrible song.
>You wish you could still get wasted, you really, really did.