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- >Municipal fluffy pony shelter.
- >Big event today.
- >Shelter is overcrowded.
- >In an effort to get rid of fluffy ponies, there will be no adoption fees charged.
- >One day only.
- >It's been a lot of work for you and co-workers.
- >Every fluffy pony needs to be bathed, trimmed & brushed.
- >Over 80 fluffies.
- >Some like the attention.
- >Others cry and try to escape.
- >Finally you're done.
- >Now hungry fluffies beg for food.
- >"Pwease nummies?" "Fwuffy hungwy!" "When food time?"
- >You're not about to let them get all filthy again.
- "I guess we can give them some non-messy treats."
- >Dozens of apples are sliced up.
- >Each fluffy gets a few slices of apple.
- >They really can't get too messed up with that.
- >Keep a close eyes on them.
- >One small purple pegasus is nibbling his slice slowly.
- >A much larger white unicorn rushes in and snatches it away.
- >Purple pegasus is too beta to fight for its food.
- >Just sits there and cries.
- "Hey! Come back here you!"
- >White unicorn knows it's been bad.
- >Gobbles down apple slice before you can take it away.
- >Snatch it up by fluff.
- >Unicorn cries and tries to act innocent.
- >"Owwwiiieee! Pwease, why huwt fwuffy?"
- "You know damn well why. You know better than to steal food."
- >"Fwuffy hungwy! Appwe vewy widdle nummies!" it whines.
- "That doesn't mean you get to steal from other fluffies!"
- >Making sure all other fluffy ponies see, yank up fluffy tail.
- >Administer 10-12 whacks with the sorry stick.
- >Fluffy unicorn bawls. "OWWIIIEEE! Pwease no mowe spankies! Fwuffy sowwee!"
- "You also get an hour in the sorry-box."
- >Sobbing unicorn begs for forgiveness, but you lock it up in solitary.
- >Make sure purple beta pegasus gets some apple.
- >Customers are starting to show up.
- 2/3
- >It's a mad-house.
- >Radio advertising really worked.
- >Seems like everybody who has ever thought of adopting a fluffy pony has shown up today.
- >Some are obviously abusers...they're easy to spot.
- >True sickos can't even wait to get the fluffy home.
- >You catch a few twisting ears or shoving fingers up buttholes.
- >Run abusers off, plenty of genuine customers to attend to.
- >Most look like good potential owners.
- >Single people...married couples...families.
- >Many fluffy ponies are getting good homes.
- >There are a few heartbreaking scenes.
- >Momma's & foals being separated.
- >"Fwiends" who've been together at the shelter torn apart.
- >That stuff was going to happen eventually anyway.
- >Every fluffy that goes home will have a better life.
- >Hours go by.
- >The cages are less crowded.
- >Energetic, playful fluffies got picked first.
- >Now even the shy, quiet ones are finding homes.
- >They seem the most grateful.
- >For once there's more adopters than fluffy ponies.
- >You have to turn some folks away.
- >Give them the number of the shelter in the next town.
- >The event is a great success.
- >By 5pm, the last fluffy pony is gone!
- >everythingwentbetterthanexpected
- >Hose out the empty cages.
- >Sweep the playpens out.
- >You can't remember it ever being this quiet.
- >Wait...what's that scratching sound?
- "Oh shit!"
- >Open up the sorry-box.
- >White unicorn is still in there.
- >You totally forgot about him.
- >Trembling, face fluff soaked with tears.
- >He's been in there 7 hours.
- 3/3
- >"Weggies huwt!" fluffy unicorn cries.
- >That figures; the sorry box is narrow...forces the fluffy to stand.
- >No room to move around.
- >You hold him in your arms.
- >Fluffy is still shaking, traumatized.
- >"N-n-need p-poopies..."
- >You rush him to a litterbox.
- >First rule of the sorry-box is "No Pooping."
- >Fluffy unicorn unloads his bowels and sighs with relief.
- >He notices something.
- >"Why qwiet? Whewe fwiends?"
- >All the other fluffies are gone.
- >They've been adopted.
- >It's hard to explain this to him.
- >"Fwiends aww go 'way? Haf new daddes...mummys?"
- "Yes, I'm afraid so."
- >He starts to cry again.
- >"Fwuffy no get new daddee? New mummy?"
- >Fresh tears are soaking his fluff.
- >"Fwuffy bad...go sowwy box...miss aww daddees, mummies?"
- "Ummm...wow...yes, you did."
- >Fluffy unicorn is bawling his eyes out.
- >He missed his big chance to be adopted.
- >Over some minor naughtiness.
- >That's a hell of a penalty for stealing a little apple.
- >Let fluffy cry in your arms for an hour.
- >Your co-workers feel bad too, but they have to go home.
- >You have to go home too.
- "Maybe a family will come adopt you tomorrow."
- >You both know that isn't gonna happen.
- >Put sad fluffy in an empty cage.
- >All the cages are empty.
- >"Fwuffy aww awone...so scawy awone."
- "You'll be okay...new friends will come in soon."
- >"Pwease can go home wif Mista?"
- >Oh hell no.
- >Personal policy: No fluffy ponies in your home.
- >You get enough of them at work.
- "No fluffy...you have to stay here."
- >All alone.
- >As you lock up & shut of the lights you can hear him sobbing.
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