Ginger_Fig

Forgotten Fluffy

May 20th, 2012
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  2. >Municipal fluffy pony shelter.
  3. >Big event today.
  4. >Shelter is overcrowded.
  5. >In an effort to get rid of fluffy ponies, there will be no adoption fees charged.
  6. >One day only.
  7. >It's been a lot of work for you and co-workers.
  8. >Every fluffy pony needs to be bathed, trimmed & brushed.
  9. >Over 80 fluffies.
  10. >Some like the attention.
  11. >Others cry and try to escape.
  12. >Finally you're done.
  13. >Now hungry fluffies beg for food.
  14. >"Pwease nummies?" "Fwuffy hungwy!" "When food time?"
  15. >You're not about to let them get all filthy again.
  16. "I guess we can give them some non-messy treats."
  17. >Dozens of apples are sliced up.
  18. >Each fluffy gets a few slices of apple.
  19. >They really can't get too messed up with that.
  20. >Keep a close eyes on them.
  21. >One small purple pegasus is nibbling his slice slowly.
  22. >A much larger white unicorn rushes in and snatches it away.
  23. >Purple pegasus is too beta to fight for its food.
  24. >Just sits there and cries.
  25. "Hey! Come back here you!"
  26. >White unicorn knows it's been bad.
  27. >Gobbles down apple slice before you can take it away.
  28. >Snatch it up by fluff.
  29. >Unicorn cries and tries to act innocent.
  30. >"Owwwiiieee! Pwease, why huwt fwuffy?"
  31. "You know damn well why. You know better than to steal food."
  32. >"Fwuffy hungwy! Appwe vewy widdle nummies!" it whines.
  33. "That doesn't mean you get to steal from other fluffies!"
  34. >Making sure all other fluffy ponies see, yank up fluffy tail.
  35. >Administer 10-12 whacks with the sorry stick.
  36. >Fluffy unicorn bawls. "OWWIIIEEE! Pwease no mowe spankies! Fwuffy sowwee!"
  37. "You also get an hour in the sorry-box."
  38. >Sobbing unicorn begs for forgiveness, but you lock it up in solitary.
  39. >Make sure purple beta pegasus gets some apple.
  40. >Customers are starting to show up.
  41.  
  42. 2/3
  43. >It's a mad-house.
  44. >Radio advertising really worked.
  45. >Seems like everybody who has ever thought of adopting a fluffy pony has shown up today.
  46. >Some are obviously abusers...they're easy to spot.
  47. >True sickos can't even wait to get the fluffy home.
  48. >You catch a few twisting ears or shoving fingers up buttholes.
  49. >Run abusers off, plenty of genuine customers to attend to.
  50. >Most look like good potential owners.
  51. >Single people...married couples...families.
  52. >Many fluffy ponies are getting good homes.
  53. >There are a few heartbreaking scenes.
  54. >Momma's & foals being separated.
  55. >"Fwiends" who've been together at the shelter torn apart.
  56. >That stuff was going to happen eventually anyway.
  57. >Every fluffy that goes home will have a better life.
  58.  
  59. >Hours go by.
  60. >The cages are less crowded.
  61. >Energetic, playful fluffies got picked first.
  62. >Now even the shy, quiet ones are finding homes.
  63. >They seem the most grateful.
  64. >For once there's more adopters than fluffy ponies.
  65. >You have to turn some folks away.
  66. >Give them the number of the shelter in the next town.
  67. >The event is a great success.
  68. >By 5pm, the last fluffy pony is gone!
  69. >everythingwentbetterthanexpected
  70. >Hose out the empty cages.
  71. >Sweep the playpens out.
  72. >You can't remember it ever being this quiet.
  73. >Wait...what's that scratching sound?
  74. "Oh shit!"
  75. >Open up the sorry-box.
  76. >White unicorn is still in there.
  77. >You totally forgot about him.
  78. >Trembling, face fluff soaked with tears.
  79. >He's been in there 7 hours.
  80.  
  81. 3/3
  82. >"Weggies huwt!" fluffy unicorn cries.
  83. >That figures; the sorry box is narrow...forces the fluffy to stand.
  84. >No room to move around.
  85. >You hold him in your arms.
  86. >Fluffy is still shaking, traumatized.
  87. >"N-n-need p-poopies..."
  88. >You rush him to a litterbox.
  89. >First rule of the sorry-box is "No Pooping."
  90. >Fluffy unicorn unloads his bowels and sighs with relief.
  91. >He notices something.
  92. >"Why qwiet? Whewe fwiends?"
  93. >All the other fluffies are gone.
  94. >They've been adopted.
  95. >It's hard to explain this to him.
  96. >"Fwiends aww go 'way? Haf new daddes...mummys?"
  97. "Yes, I'm afraid so."
  98. >He starts to cry again.
  99. >"Fwuffy no get new daddee? New mummy?"
  100. >Fresh tears are soaking his fluff.
  101. >"Fwuffy bad...go sowwy box...miss aww daddees, mummies?"
  102. "Ummm...wow...yes, you did."
  103. >Fluffy unicorn is bawling his eyes out.
  104. >He missed his big chance to be adopted.
  105. >Over some minor naughtiness.
  106. >That's a hell of a penalty for stealing a little apple.
  107. >Let fluffy cry in your arms for an hour.
  108. >Your co-workers feel bad too, but they have to go home.
  109. >You have to go home too.
  110. "Maybe a family will come adopt you tomorrow."
  111. >You both know that isn't gonna happen.
  112. >Put sad fluffy in an empty cage.
  113. >All the cages are empty.
  114. >"Fwuffy aww awone...so scawy awone."
  115. "You'll be okay...new friends will come in soon."
  116. >"Pwease can go home wif Mista?"
  117. >Oh hell no.
  118. >Personal policy: No fluffy ponies in your home.
  119. >You get enough of them at work.
  120. "No fluffy...you have to stay here."
  121. >All alone.
  122. >As you lock up & shut of the lights you can hear him sobbing.
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