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  1. What did Misty say to the Caterpie?
  2.  
  3. Quit bugging me!
  4.  
  5. What is Venomoth's favorite subject?
  6.  
  7. Moth-ematics!
  8.  
  9. How does one Shuckle talk to another Shuckle?
  10.  
  11. They use Shell-phones!
  12.  
  13. What happened when two Spinarak fell in love?
  14.  
  15. They had a webbing!
  16.  
  17. How does a Beedrill get to school?
  18.  
  19. It takes the school buzz!
  20.  
  21. How do Volbeat start a race?
  22.  
  23. Ready, set, glow!
  24.  
  25. What do you get when you cross a Seviper and a hot dog?
  26.  
  27. A fangfurter!
  28.  
  29. Why was Ash able to catch the Dragonite?
  30.  
  31. Because it was draggin' its feet!
  32.  
  33. What happened to the Golbat when it lost a battle?
  34.  
  35. It was batty!
  36.  
  37. What is Ekans favorite subject?
  38.  
  39. Hiss-tory!
  40.  
  41. What is the best thing about a bunch of Koffing?
  42.  
  43. They have poisonality!
  44.  
  45. What time is it when Salamence sits on a fence?
  46.  
  47. Time to get a new fence!
  48.  
  49. What kind of Pokemon are the best thieves?
  50.  
  51. Steel Pokemon!
  52.  
  53. Why did Banette need a bandage?
  54.  
  55. Because it had a boo-boo!
  56.  
  57. Why didn't the Pokemon Trainer want to catch an Absol?
  58.  
  59. Because it was afraid of the dark!
  60.  
  61. What is a Ghost Pokemon's favorite day of the week?
  62.  
  63. Fright-day!
  64.  
  65. What dark pokemon always sounds like it has a cold?
  66.  
  67. Sneasel!
  68.  
  69. What did one Magnemite say to the other?
  70.  
  71. I'm attracted to you!
  72.  
  73. Why did Sllugma pour hot chocolate on itself?
  74.  
  75. To cool off!
  76.  
  77. What do you get when you cross a Charizard and a cheese sandwich?
  78.  
  79. A grilled cheese sandwich?
  80.  
  81. What do you give an angry Typhlosion for its birthday?
  82.  
  83. Anything it wants!
  84.  
  85. Why did Ash look for the Torkoal on the ceiling?
  86.  
  87. Because he heard that heat rises!
  88.  
  89. What do you do if your Fire Pokemon is having a heat wave?
  90.  
  91. You wave back!
  92.  
  93. Why didn't Mrs. Ketchum want Ash to catch a Charmander?
  94.  
  95. Because she didn't want him playing with fire!
  96.  
  97. What kind of music does Geodude like best?
  98.  
  99. Rock and roll!
  100.  
  101. What do you get when you cross a Groudon with a Diglett?
  102.  
  103. Huge holes all over your backyard!
  104.  
  105. How does Marowak call its friends?
  106.  
  107. On the tele-bone!
  108.  
  109. What does Phanpy have in common with a car?
  110.  
  111. They both have trunks!
  112.  
  113. How do you get a baby Onix to fall asleep?
  114.  
  115. You rock it!
  116.  
  117. What did the Nosepass say to the Pokemon Trainer?
  118.  
  119. Don't take me for granite!
  120.  
  121. What do you call a Shroomish who knows how to have a good time?
  122.  
  123. A fun-gi!
  124.  
  125. Why does Cradily live in salt water?
  126.  
  127. Because pepper makes it sneeze!
  128.  
  129. What do cars, elephants, and Exeggutors have in common?
  130.  
  131. They all have trunks!
  132.  
  133. What is a Tropius's favorite holiday song?
  134.  
  135. Jungle Bells!
  136.  
  137. Why couldn't Roselia ride its bike?
  138.  
  139. Because it lost its petals!
  140.  
  141. What did the Exeggcute say to the Exeggutor?
  142.  
  143. Let's get cracking!
  144.  
  145. What is Pikachu's favorite dance?
  146.  
  147. The electric slide!
  148.  
  149. What did Pikachu say to Pikachu?
  150.  
  151. I love you watts and watts!
  152.  
  153. How did the first person to discover Electric Pokemon feel?
  154.  
  155. Shocked!
  156.  
  157. What's cuter than one Pichu?
  158.  
  159. Two Pichu's!
  160.  
  161. Why is Zapdos so dangerous?
  162.  
  163. Because it doesn't know how to conduct itself!
  164.  
  165. Knock knock!
  166. Who's there?
  167. Raichu!
  168. Raichu who?
  169. Bless you! Do you need a tissue?
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