Stanley random quotes

<?php
$quotes=array("but you guys know it's true","because stanley = cool","c++ code is not magically good code","censor.php does nothing lol","you cant use != as an operator","implying the only point of it is for censor-free access","PHP socket servers are almost always bad","Join in, kids. He deserves it","that's not worth it","i'll help you with perl","but in perl you have to be a man","homeworld rocks","hope you'll get obsessed","there's the one from the forums"
,"ewwwwww","most downtime is never planned","if you're a cppsfag please leave","I have their db", "Be a man and use Perl", "so dont be like OH YEAH POLYMORPHISM <£ <3 <3 <3 <¬!!)UQ)WSU)ZAWJO C_+++ FTW UCJOEXDJOED FUCK PERL", "fuck php use perl", "because people who go out of their way to ddos places made for lonely nerds are just soooooooooo coooooooooooooooooool", "c++ code is not magically good code", "PHP socket servers are almost always bad");

 function array_random($arr, $num = 1) {
     shuffle($arr);
     $r = array();
     for ($i = 0; $i < $num; $i++) {
         $r[] = $arr[$i];
     }
     return $num == 1 ? $r[0] : $r;
 }

 echo "<b>Stanley :</b><i> ".array_random($quotes).".</i>";
 ?>