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  1. 11:25:42 PM) snaplockSunblood [[email protected]] entered the room.
  2. (11:25:44 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Actually, that's a good point
  3. (11:25:48 PM) ***snaplockSunblood has joined the memo
  4. (11:26:02 PM) snaplockSunblood: Feh
  5. (11:26:13 PM) tenaciousTheseus: How does a planet that gets stripped of every adult troll be able to build cities?
  6. (11:26:15 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Also hello
  7. (11:26:30 PM) abandonedEnterprise: Robots
  8. (11:26:36 PM) snaplockSunblood: Someone convince me not to gut Glasseye. He just will not shut up.
  9. (11:26:40 PM) abandonedEnterprise: Accord!ng to my mo!ra!l
  10. (11:26:49 PM) irenicAlmiraj: yes. -◡-
  11. (11:26:50 PM) ventricularPipefitter: What won't he shut up about?
  12. (11:26:59 PM) snaplockSunblood: You! Clan-traitor!
  13. (11:27:04 PM) irenicAlmiraj: there are drones that assist you in building your hive.
  14. (11:27:05 PM) snaplockSunblood: Get outta here!
  15. (11:27:08 PM) abandonedEnterprise: Probably also robots.
  16. (11:27:09 PM) irenicAlmiraj: oh.
  17. (11:27:16 PM) irenicAlmiraj: my apo||ogies.
  18. (11:27:17 PM) ventricularPipefitter: He's under observation and rehabilitation.
  19. (11:27:19 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Snaplock
  20. (11:27:20 PM) ***irenicAlmiraj ||eft the memo
  21. (11:27:21 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Calm down
  22. (11:27:23 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Sigh
  23. (11:27:29 PM) abandonedEnterprise: Who are you... oh.
  24. (11:27:30 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Well. Second part is pushing it.
  25. (11:27:39 PM) snaplockSunblood: What do you mean calm down?
  26. (11:27:49 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I'm kind of working on that
  27. (11:28:12 PM) abandonedEnterprise: You are... work!ng on that?
  28. (11:28:18 PM) tenaciousTheseus: A little
  29. (11:28:38 PM) tenaciousTheseus: He doesn't know a lot about the game, and I'm filling in a gap occasionally
  30. (11:28:52 PM) snaplockSunblood: He killed and /rose/ his comrades!
  31. (11:28:55 PM) abandonedEnterprise: \me PMs "ventr!cular" (Paaver <> Adam OTP)
  32. (11:29:04 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Rose, yes
  33. (11:29:08 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Killed, not sure
  34. (11:29:15 PM) abandonedEnterprise: He... What?
  35. (11:29:19 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Enteri" ( Ahahaha heheheee. )
  36. (11:29:23 PM) tenaciousTheseus: His coplayers died a couple days into entering
  37. (11:29:43 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Did you have control enough out of Time to start hopping all over the place a couple days into it?
  38. (11:30:06 PM) snaplockSunblood: He made his comrades into zombies! Fucking undead!
  39. (11:30:16 PM) tenaciousTheseus: He didn't know how else to revive them
  40. (11:30:19 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Like I said
  41. (11:30:37 PM) tenaciousTheseus: He doesn't know a lot about the game
  42. (11:31:26 PM) snaplockSunblood: Getting pissed at him keeps me from getting pissed at Glasseye
  43. (11:31:36 PM) ventricularPipefitter: What's Glasseye egging you about?
  44. (11:31:37 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Fair enough
  45. (11:32:04 PM) snaplockSunblood: Ugh he just goes on and on about yer tech.
  46. (11:32:14 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Eh, she should ask /us/.
  47. (11:32:19 PM) ventricularPipefitter: (( He ))
  48. (11:32:31 PM) snaplockSunblood: Since when was "Which of yer guys killed Arsonist" an invitation to a conversation?
  49. (11:32:41 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Man
  50. (11:32:46 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Even I'm not that bad
  51. (11:33:22 PM) snaplockSunblood: He didn't even know which one it was.
  52. (11:33:30 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Yeah, -that's- going to go over well.
  53. (11:34:01 PM) snaplockSunblood: He wants to borrow Snowrise for something.
  54. (11:34:06 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Oh man
  55. (11:34:09 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Don't let him
  56. (11:34:17 PM) snaplockSunblood: I couldn't understand a thing about it though. The fuck is biowire.
  57. (11:34:23 PM) tenaciousTheseus: It's a future thing
  58. (11:34:42 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Trolls use powerful psionics to push their metal ships
  59. (11:34:46 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Oh, it's a way to plug a psychic--yeah, that.
  60. (11:34:51 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Inhuman as fuck.
  61. (11:35:01 PM) tenaciousTheseus: It's psychological and probably physical torture
  62. (11:35:16 PM) snaplockSunblood: Good thing I said 'fuck no' then.
  63. (11:35:19 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I doubt Glasseye's tinkering would be as bad as that, but
  64. (11:35:21 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Yes
  65. (11:35:25 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Hurts a lot. Usually they keep the psychic in a cage or as a prisoner.
  66. (11:35:41 PM) ventricularPipefitter: And you need a powerful one. They're not really a person or even a slave when the process is done.
  67. (11:36:02 PM) tenaciousTheseus: More like a thing
  68. (11:36:04 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Like
  69. (11:36:12 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Like an ox that pulls your cart
  70. (11:36:19 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Herdbeast
  71. (11:36:22 PM) snaplockSunblood: Like a slave then.
  72. (11:36:31 PM) abandonedEnterprise: :(
  73. (11:36:32 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Yeah
  74. (11:36:35 PM) ventricularPipefitter: No, worse.
  75. (11:36:57 PM) ventricularPipefitter: More like a prisoner.
  76. (11:37:11 PM) snaplockSunblood: ...this is not convincing me not to gut him.
  77. (11:37:33 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Then we should probably change the topic.
  78. (11:37:42 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Despite wanting to subject someone to torture, you still need him
  79. (11:37:50 PM) tenaciousTheseus: And yes
  80. (11:37:53 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Subject change
  81. (11:38:07 PM) snaplockSunblood: He also wants to know if I have any cinnamon roll left.
  82. (11:38:26 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Hah.
  83. (11:38:32 PM) snaplockSunblood: And if I've heard of such and such and this and that and bluh
  84. (11:38:34 PM) ventricularPipefitter: For the 'poison?'
  85. (11:38:37 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Sigh
  86. (11:38:56 PM) ***amaranthineSwell connects to the memo!
  87. (11:39:05 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Hiya
  88. (11:39:30 PM) snaplockSunblood: What the fuck is a chromisome
  89. (11:39:52 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Ooh
  90. (11:39:54 PM) snaplockSunblood: Oh. You're here.
  91. (11:39:55 PM) tenaciousTheseus: That's
  92. (11:40:02 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Really hard to explain
  93. (11:40:05 PM) snaplockSunblood: I don't have time for your hoofbeastshit.
  94. (11:40:09 PM) abandonedEnterprise: Hm
  95. (11:40:11 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Pipes why don't you explain it
  96. (11:40:14 PM) abandonedEnterprise: So
  97. (11:40:23 PM) abandonedEnterprise: Bas!cally
  98. (11:41:10 PM) snaplockSunblood: Oh no don't talk tech at me fuck that
  99. (11:41:22 PM) specificNihilism [[email protected]] entered the room.
  100. (11:41:31 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Okay then
  101. (11:41:39 PM) abandonedEnterprise: Dude ok jegus ch!ll out.
  102. (11:42:13 PM) ventricularPipefitter: It's a genetics, thing. One of the little pieces hidden in your bloods what tells you what kind of a person you're going to be. Blood, horn shape, psi powers, a little bit of your personality, it's a big chunk of the code that describes those things.
  103. (11:42:30 PM) freezeFall left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
  104. (11:42:31 PM) snaplockSunblood: Ugh
  105. (11:42:51 PM) snaplockSunblood: He wants to mess with it and see what happens.
  106. (11:43:04 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter snorts. He won't have the option!
  107. (11:43:33 PM) ventricularPipefitter: You can look at them, but you can't change them after the beast or troll is born.
  108. (11:43:40 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Really hard to mess with it without the tech
  109. (11:44:03 PM) snaplockSunblood: He's also bothering me to do the thing with Attcla
  110. (11:44:06 PM) serpentLinguist: You know what, Ross? Don't bother coming over, I'm just going to head to sleep.
  111. (11:44:11 PM) amaranthineSwell left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
  112. (11:44:12 PM) snaplockSunblood: Fuck that seriously
  113. (11:44:22 PM) ***serpentLinguist has disconnected from the memo
  114. (11:44:23 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Okay, that you should do
  115. (11:44:26 PM) tenaciousTheseus: It'll help her
  116. (11:44:30 PM) tenaciousTheseus: And that will help all trolls
  117. (11:44:32 PM) specificNihilism is now known as amaranthineSwell
  118. (11:44:43 PM) ***amaranthineSwell connects to the memo!
  119. (11:44:52 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Welcome back
  120. (11:45:04 PM) amaranthineSwell: Hello.
  121. (11:45:33 PM) snaplockSunblood: I want to just strangle him until the noise stops
  122. (11:45:57 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Please do not kill your players
  123. (11:46:03 PM) abandonedEnterprise: Dude no ser!usly ch!ll out
  124. (11:46:07 PM) amaranthineSwell: ...
  125. (11:46:09 PM) amaranthineSwell: Oh look.
  126. (11:46:10 PM) snaplockSunblood: I wouldn't do it any more than that
  127. (11:46:13 PM) amaranthineSwell: Snaplock is being violent.
  128. (11:46:14 PM) amaranthineSwell: Imagine that.
  129. (11:46:20 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Oh look
  130. (11:46:24 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Amaswe is being an ass
  131. (11:46:27 PM) tenaciousTheseus: imagine that
  132. (11:46:43 PM) amaranthineSwell: It's always good to find a kindred spirit among strangers.
  133. (11:47:43 PM) snaplockSunblood: You deal with him then.
  134. (11:47:55 PM) ventricularPipefitter: (( dammit, I tabbed away. ))
  135. (11:48:11 PM) snaplockSunblood: I know you just love the little fishtroll-owning bastard.
  136. (11:48:29 PM) abandonedEnterprise: Oh!
  137. (11:48:33 PM) ventricularPipefitter: And here we go again.
  138. (11:48:37 PM) amaranthineSwell: Have you got your head so far up your own ass that you can't tell the difference between loathing and hate again?
  139. (11:48:40 PM) abandonedEnterprise: ! remember you two now!
  140. (11:48:43 PM) amaranthineSwell: *love
  141. (11:48:44 PM) amaranthineSwell: rather.
  142. (11:49:02 PM) amaranthineSwell: Look! I platonically hate Glasseye /so/ /much/ that I can't even put "love" in a sentence referring to him.
  143. (11:49:07 PM) serpentLinguist is now known as suggestedNegligence
  144. (11:49:11 PM) tenaciousTheseus: You just did
  145. (11:49:18 PM) ***abandonedEnterprise put amarantineSwell on IGNORE
  146. (11:49:20 PM) snaplockSunblood: When did I ever suggest it was not platonic?
  147. (11:49:33 PM) ***abandonedEnterprise put snaplockSunblood on IGNORE
  148. (11:49:50 PM) ***suggestedNegligence has connected to the memo
  149. (11:49:54 PM) suggestedNegligence: HeIio.
  150. (11:49:57 PM) snaplockSunblood: Seems you came up with that on your own
  151. (11:49:59 PM) suggestedNegligence: ...
  152. (11:50:04 PM) amaranthineSwell: ...
  153. (11:50:09 PM) suggestedNegligence: That ls an unfortunate shade of Ilme
  154. (11:50:13 PM) abandonedEnterprise: Hello!
  155. (11:50:14 PM) amaranthineSwell: Fuck.
  156. (11:50:18 PM) amaranthineSwell: /Fuck/.
  157. (11:50:26 PM) suggestedNegligence: ...
  158. (11:50:35 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Hello, Silk.
  159. (11:50:37 PM) suggestedNegligence: ls thls a bad tlme?
  160. (11:50:40 PM) snaplockSunblood: Oh fuck it's the pale whore.
  161. (11:50:44 PM) abandonedEnterprise: Nah
  162. (11:50:47 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Sigh
  163. (11:50:51 PM) amaranthineSwell: /What/ did you call her?
  164. (11:50:52 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Snaplock you are not talking to her like that.
  165. (11:50:59 PM) amaranthineSwell: That's /it/.
  166. (11:51:01 PM) suggestedNegligence: Thls ls a bad tlme.
  167. (11:51:03 PM) amaranthineSwell: That's fucking /it/.
  168. (11:51:09 PM) abandonedEnterprise: !t's f!ne really
  169. (11:51:11 PM) ***suggestedNegligence has disconnected from the memo.
  170. (11:51:13 PM) snaplockSunblood: She said so herself! She does mind and feelings shit for a living!
  171. (11:51:17 PM) abandonedEnterprise: Just !gnore the.... oh.
  172. (11:51:19 PM) amaranthineSwell: Ross.
  173. (11:51:22 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Yes?
  174. (11:51:35 PM) amaranthineSwell: You have /one/ chance to tell my why I can't straight up /murder/ this... this...
  175. (11:51:44 PM) tenaciousTheseus: That was her psionic ability
  176. (11:51:50 PM) amaranthineSwell: Abominable excuse for a living /being/.
  177. (11:52:04 PM) amaranthineSwell: I've known /slugs/ with more moral fiber than you.
  178. (11:52:06 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Because it's impossible for you right now?
  179. (11:52:12 PM) snaplockSunblood: And she kept trying to get me to talk about my ~feelings~
  180. (11:52:16 PM) snaplockSunblood: Concerning Abel.
  181. (11:52:45 PM) amaranthineSwell: Oh no! Imagine that! Someone wanted to /fucking/ /help/ /you/ and you /spurned/ /her/.
  182. (11:52:46 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Because you know and I know what Snaplock's not going to find out for a while longer and it's going to be a rather interesting piece of karmic justice.
  183. (11:52:47 PM) amaranthineSwell: You know what?
  184. (11:53:00 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Additionally, you're all the fuck the way over there in some other session.
  185. (11:53:06 PM) snaplockSunblood: She was being aggressive, not nice.
  186. (11:53:09 PM) amaranthineSwell: I don't /care/ about karmic justice.
  187. (11:53:19 PM) amaranthineSwell: I don't /care/ about being way the fuck over here.
  188. (11:53:23 PM) amaranthineSwell: I.
  189. (11:53:24 PM) amaranthineSwell: Want her.
  190. (11:53:39 PM) amaranthineSwell: To /shut/ the /fuck/ /up/ about her.
  191. (11:53:51 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Sigh
  192. (11:53:54 PM) amaranthineSwell: Because if she doesn't I swear to the /deeps/ that this will not end well for /anyone/.
  193. (11:54:08 PM) bayesianMechanist left the room (quit: Ping timeout).
  194. (11:54:16 PM) snaplockSunblood: You're awfully hung up on this person.
  195. (11:54:21 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Why yes, Snaplock.
  196. (11:54:26 PM) ventricularPipefitter: And you're awfully hung up on /Abel/.
  197. (11:54:31 PM) suggestedNegligence is now known as clockworkWhisperer
  198. (11:54:34 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Oh
  199. (11:54:35 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I see
  200. (11:54:37 PM) freezeFall [[email protected]] entered the room.
  201. (11:54:39 PM) ***clockworkWhisperer has connected to the memo
  202. (11:54:53 PM) ventricularPipefitter: HeIIo, Evan.
  203. (11:54:57 PM) abandonedEnterprise: !t probably says much that ! am hav!ng much more fun try!ng to p!ece out what !s be!ng said from the b!ts and P!eces ! can read than ! had actually read!ng what you guys wrote.
  204. (11:55:03 PM) astringentGilt is now known as sickeninglySadistic
  205. (11:55:03 PM) snaplockSunblood: Rrrrr!
  206. (11:55:12 PM) abandonedEnterprise: Hello Evan! ! am Enter!! N!ce to meet you!
  207. (11:55:19 PM) clockworkWhisperer: to whoever made her cry, thanks.
  208. (11:55:25 PM) clockworkWhisperer: i found her.
  209. (11:55:27 PM) ***amaranthineSwell hisses
  210. (11:55:30 PM) clockworkWhisperer: (o:
  211. (11:55:32 PM) sickeninglySadistic is now known as DoctoralDeception
  212. (11:55:39 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Fick
  213. (11:55:40 PM) tenaciousTheseus: *fuck
  214. (11:55:51 PM) ventricularPipefitter: ...Dammit, Snaplock.
  215. (11:55:58 PM) clockworkWhisperer: left, or right?
  216. (11:56:10 PM) snaplockSunblood: Huh?
  217. (11:56:11 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Left or right what?
  218. (11:56:13 PM) clockworkWhisperer: hmm. irony says... left.
  219. (11:56:25 PM) ***clockworkWhisperer has disconnected from the memo
  220. (11:56:37 PM) abandonedEnterprise: ?
  221. (11:56:38 PM) snaplockSunblood: ...The fuck was that?
  222. (11:56:40 PM) tenaciousTheseus: ...
  223. (11:56:40 PM) amaranthineSwell: What the fuck.
  224. (11:56:42 PM) amaranthineSwell: What the FUCK.
  225. (11:56:46 PM) abandonedEnterprise: What was that all about?
  226. (11:56:48 PM) tenaciousTheseus: FUCK
  227. (11:56:52 PM) tenaciousTheseus: God fucking
  228. (11:56:54 PM) ***DoctoralDeception has joined the memo.
  229. (11:57:07 PM) ventricularPipefitter: That was your fault, Snaplock.
  230. (11:57:07 PM) tenaciousTheseus: This is turning into a fantastic evening
  231. (11:57:08 PM) amaranthineSwell: ˙/llǝɥ/ oʇ llɐ ʇı uɯɐp ƃuıʞɔnℲ
  232. (11:57:19 PM) snaplockSunblood: Huh?
  233. (11:57:21 PM) DoctoralDeception: ...
  234. (11:57:26 PM) tenaciousTheseus: I am glad I decided to hop on here instead of questing
  235. (11:57:30 PM) ***DoctoralDeception slowly ollies out.
  236. (11:57:45 PM) abandonedEnterprise: Dude no
  237. (11:57:48 PM) amaranthineSwell: ˙ᴚǝɥ pǝllıʞ ʇsnɾ ǝʌɐɥ ʎɐɯ noʎ ˙ɥɔnɯ /ƃuıʞɔnɟ/ os sʞuɐɥ⊥ ˙sʞuɐɥ⊥ ˙sʞuɐɥ⊥
  238. (11:57:58 PM) abandonedEnterprise: ! need someone to talk to that !s not a creep
  239. (11:58:13 PM) tenaciousTheseus: Not the time, AE
  240. (11:58:16 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Red-text is hunting her, Snap.
  241. (11:58:18 PM) snaplockSunblood: Whaddaya mean I killed her?
  242. (11:58:19 PM) tenaciousTheseus: You don;t like it, leave
  243. (11:58:22 PM) amaranthineSwell: ˙ƎℲIl NMO ᖈ∩Oʎ ᖈƎΛO ƃNIʞϽ∩Ⅎ ɥʇıʍ pǝıɟsıʇɐs ʇ,uǝᴚɐ ʎlʇuǝᴚɐddɐ noʎ ¡qoɾ pooƃ
  244. (11:58:22 PM) ventricularPipefitter: And fucking with her head.
  245. (11:58:25 PM) abandonedEnterprise: ... Oh.
  246. (11:58:52 PM) snaplockSunblood: Fuck off Amaswe!
  247. (11:59:25 PM) snaplockSunblood: Last time I talked to her, she was an aggressive bitch that tried to get personal information outta me!
  248. (11:59:47 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter facepalms. This is going nowhere.
  249. (9/4/2012 12:00:03 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Sigh
  250. (12:01:18 AM) amaranthineSwell: ¡ǝɯ ǝzɐɯɐ oʇ sǝsɐǝɔ ᴚǝʌǝu uoıʇdǝɔᴚǝd ɟo ʞɔɐl ƃuıuunʇs ᴚnoʎ 'ʍoM ¿/ƃuoᴚʍ/ ǝq ʇɥƃıɯ /ƃuıɥʇǝɯos/ ʇɐɥʇ /llǝʇ/ uǝʌǝ ʇ,uplnoɔ noʎ ¡ɟɟo ʞɔnɟ ∩Oʎ
  251. (12:01:53 AM) amaranthineSwell: ¡ǝpɐɯ ƃuıǝq ʎᴚoʇsıɥ ɥɔʇɐʍ oʇ ǝɔuɐɥɔ sıɥʇ ǝʇɐᴚǝuǝʌ plnoɥs I pɐǝʇsuı ǝʞıl lǝǝɟ I - ǝᴚoɯ ʎuɐ noʎ ʇlnsuı oʇ ʇuɐʍ uǝʌǝ ʇ,uop I 'ʎɥM ¡/ʎɔoıpı/ ᴚnoʎ ɟo ǝʍɐ ʇuɐʇsuoɔ uı ɯɐ I
  252. (12:02:17 AM) ventricularPipefitter: ...what the hell, Amar?
  253. (12:02:35 AM) ventricularPipefitter: I am perfectly aware of why you're feeling this why.
  254. (12:02:43 AM) snaplockSunblood: I am going to tear you limb from limb, fishy.
  255. (12:03:02 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Sigh
  256. (12:03:05 AM) ventricularPipefitter: And there we go. *Not* setting the two of you up to kill eachother if you ever meet in person.
  257. (12:03:08 AM) amaranthineSwell: ˙ᴚǝʞɔnɟʇsnp 'ʇı /ƃuıᴚq/
  258. (12:03:17 AM) ***ventricularPipefitter opens the admin panel
  259. (12:03:21 AM) snaplockSunblood: I'll bring more than that, finface!
  260. (12:03:26 AM) amaranthineSwell: ˙noʎ uɐɥʇ ᴚǝʇʇǝq pǝllıʞ ǝʌ,I
  261. (12:03:44 AM) snaplockSunblood: I won't even bother killing you! Breaking you would be more appropriate!
  262. (12:03:55 AM) ***amaranthineSwell HISSES
  263. (12:03:59 AM) ***ventricularPipefitter has KICKED users snaplockSunblood, amaranthineSwell! (Duration: one hour)
  264. (12:04:02 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Goddammit
  265. (12:04:02 AM) ***amaranthineSwell is kicked!
  266. (12:04:07 AM) ***snaplockSunblood is kicked!
  267. (12:04:23 AM) ***DoctoralDeception has joined the memo.
  268. (12:04:28 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Lovely.
  269. (12:04:29 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Just.
  270. (12:04:31 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Lovely.
  271. (12:04:39 AM) DoctoralDeception: Is
  272. (12:04:46 AM) DoctoralDeception: Is everything quite alright?
  273. (12:04:49 AM) abandonedEnterprise: Who... Who was that red text guy?
  274. (12:04:53 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Going to have to take that insensitive bitch aside and explain a few things.
  275. (12:05:00 AM) abandonedEnterprise: Also hello DD
  276. (12:05:04 AM) ventricularPipefitter: He's a very bad mist player.
  277. (12:05:08 AM) DoctoralDeception: Evening.
  278. (12:05:29 AM) abandonedEnterprise: Very bad M!st player?
  279. (12:05:44 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Don't ask
  280. (12:05:45 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Sigh
  281. (12:05:51 AM) DoctoralDeception: What's this about mist players?
  282. (12:05:51 AM) ventricularPipefitter: They're the only two left in her session, and he's messing with her.
  283. (12:05:56 AM) ***snaplockSunblood PMs amaranthineSwell (It'll be fun watching you fail to kill me.)
  284. (12:06:59 AM) ***amaranthineSwell PMs "Vents": (˙ǝɯ oʇ ƃuıʞlɐʇ ɯoᴚɟ ᴚǝɥ doʇs ʇ,uop noʎ ɟı ʇǝʞɔosǝʎǝ ɥƃnoᴚɥʇ ʇno ᴚǝɥsnd ᴚǝɥ dıᴚ llıʍ I puɐ sWԀ uı ƃuıʞlɐʇ s,ʞɔoldɐuS)
  285. (12:07:09 AM) abandonedEnterprise: How does a M!st player mess w!th people's heads anyway?
  286. (12:07:19 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Do
  287. (12:07:21 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Not
  288. (12:07:21 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Ask
  289. (12:07:31 AM) DoctoralDeception: Really, that's not a good question to ask
  290. (12:07:35 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Why does no one believe me when I say that you don't want to know
  291. (12:07:56 AM) abandonedEnterprise: Dude ! just bur!ed myself
  292. (12:08:02 AM) ***ventricularPipefitter has opened the admin panel
  293. (12:08:06 AM) You are now known as SMITH_OF_HEART
  294. (12:08:11 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Hmm>
  295. (12:08:12 AM) tenaciousTheseus: ?
  296. (12:08:30 AM) abandonedEnterprise: ! just mean, ! am not that easy to freak out.
  297. (12:08:37 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Duly noted
  298. (12:08:44 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Still don't want to explain it
  299. (12:08:47 AM) ***SMITH_OF_HEART has forced DISCONNECTION on user: snaplockSunblood
  300. (12:09:04 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Er
  301. (12:09:18 AM) abandonedEnterprise: Whatever then!
  302. (12:09:31 AM) DoctoralDeception: Let's...
  303. (12:09:37 AM) DoctoralDeception: talk about Phoneboxes
  304. (12:09:52 AM) abandonedEnterprise: What about them?
  305. (12:09:59 AM) ***clockworkWhisperer has reconnected to the memo
  306. (12:10:00 AM) tenaciousTheseus: They're bigger on the inside than they are on the outside
  307. (12:10:10 AM) ***SMITH_OF_HEART has BLACKLISTED user: snaplockSunblood! (Duration: 10 minutes)
  308. (12:10:17 AM) SMITH_OF_HEART: Welcome back, Evan.
  309. (12:10:21 AM) clockworkWhisperer: does anyone know how to stop bleeding from horn trauma?
  310. (12:10:34 AM) DoctoralDeception: I may be on the verge of creating the 'bigger on the inside' tech
  311. (12:10:41 AM) SMITH_OF_HEART: You'll have to give us more information than that.
  312. (12:10:41 AM) ***irenicAlmiraj joined the memo
  313. (12:10:43 AM) DoctoralDeception: also - what?
  314. (12:10:50 AM) irenicAlmiraj: are things ca||mer now?
  315. (12:10:54 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Oh my god what
  316. (12:10:56 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Nope
  317. (12:10:56 AM) ***SMITH_OF_HEART PMs "Ock" ( How does one stop bleeding from horn trauma? )
  318. (12:10:57 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Sorry
  319. (12:11:14 AM) irenicAlmiraj: oh. shou||d i
  320. (12:11:14 AM) ***amaranthineSwell PMs "Ross": (afdjsdlasjala /what/)
  321. (12:11:18 AM) irenicAlmiraj: ||eave again?
  322. (12:11:21 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Probably
  323. (12:11:25 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Sorry, man
  324. (12:11:25 AM) SMITH_OF_HEART: Evan, keep talking to us.
  325. (12:11:29 AM) ***amaranthineSwell PMs "Ross": (... okay. Calm.)
  326. (12:11:29 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Crisis
  327. (12:11:37 AM) abandonedEnterprise: Apply a compress ! guess? Cold depending on the shade.
  328. (12:11:38 AM) ***amaranthineSwell PMs "Ross": (Describe the trauma.)
  329. (12:11:40 AM) You are now known as ventricularPipefitter
  330. (12:11:49 AM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Ock" ( I'm working on getting him to do that. )
  331. (12:11:52 AM) irenicAlmiraj: it's a|| right. i understand. -◡-
  332. (12:11:53 AM) abandonedEnterprise: What happened?
  333. (12:11:55 AM) clockworkWhisperer: she's a gorgeous shade of lime.
  334. (12:12:04 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Do not ask
  335. (12:12:10 AM) abandonedEnterprise: That !s not even a th!ng that happens
  336. (12:12:12 AM) tenaciousTheseus: We are still firmly in that territory
  337. (12:12:13 AM) ***irenicAlmiraj ||eft the memo
  338. (12:12:22 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Yes, we know. Can you /describe/ /the/ /injury/.
  339. (12:12:54 AM) clockworkWhisperer: well. she might have sustained some damage to the base ofher left horn.
  340. (12:13:00 AM) ventricularPipefitter: How?
  341. (12:13:14 AM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Ock" (Damage to the left base....)
  342. (12:13:31 AM) ***amaranthineSwell PMs "Ross": (Blunt? Cut? Clean, or jagged?)
  343. (12:13:39 AM) ventricularPipefitter: How much blood? Rate of flow? What kind of cut?
  344. (12:14:55 AM) ***amaranthineSwell PMs "Ross": (Or is it just a chip? Is the chunk that was cut out available?)
  345. (12:15:06 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Is it missing anything?
  346. (12:15:16 AM) ***clockworkWhisperer has uploaded the file "doesthisansweryourquestion" to the memo ((http://imgur.com/a5yZj imgur.com/a5yZj ))
  347. (12:15:45 AM) ***tenaciousTheseus downloads file "doesthisansweryourquestion"
  348. (12:15:48 AM) tenaciousTheseus: skjfghk
  349. (12:15:50 AM) abandonedEnterprise: Welp, that !s not "susta!n!ng some damage
  350. (12:16:15 AM) ventricularPipefitter: ...do you want my help, or are you just here to hurt us?
  351. (12:16:25 AM) abandonedEnterprise: You need to apply a compress qu!ckly
  352. (12:16:38 AM) abandonedEnterprise: Do you have access to alchemy?
  353. (12:16:38 AM) clockworkWhisperer: well, she probably doesn't want to bleed out.
  354. (12:16:57 AM) clockworkWhisperer: since she keeps coming to you for help, i figured i'd ask for her.
  355. (12:17:12 AM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Ock" ( Whole damn thing's been pulled off. We'd rather not have anyone bleed out. )
  356. (12:17:28 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Do *you* care if she bleeds out?
  357. (12:17:53 AM) abandonedEnterprise: P!tch || bandage makes a pretty strong v!scous l!qu!d bandage that should stop the bleed!ng
  358. (12:17:55 AM) clockworkWhisperer: not really.
  359. (12:18:08 AM) abandonedEnterprise: Dude what
  360. (12:18:14 AM) clockworkWhisperer: i don't have any pitch.
  361. (12:18:29 AM) ***amaranthineSwell PMs "Ross": (... I see. Compress, watch for thrashing, it will hurt the victim immensely. Get some sort of wax as soon as the bleeding starts to show, slather that over it to create a seal.)
  362. (12:19:02 AM) clockworkWhisperer: (o:
  363. (12:19:14 AM) abandonedEnterprise: You can make some with amber and wood.
  364. (12:19:16 AM) clockworkWhisperer: think fast, she's stopped screaming and fallen unconscious.
  365. (12:19:35 AM) abandonedEnterprise: Are you applyIng this compress yet
  366. (12:20:01 AM) abandonedEnterprise: L!ke anyth!ng should do at least temprorar!ly
  367. (12:20:02 AM) clockworkWhisperer: will a chunk apiece of amber and wood grist work?
  368. (12:20:09 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Probabl.
  369. (12:20:15 AM) clockworkWhisperer: and yes, one of my selves is compressing.
  370. (12:20:33 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Get some sort of wax as soon as the bleeding starts to show, slather that over it to create a seal
  371. (12:20:55 AM) ***amaranthineSwell PMs "Ross": (Fuck, /slow/, fucking shitty panic.)
  372. (12:20:56 AM) abandonedEnterprise: Yeah, that's what the pitch bandage is for
  373. (12:21:01 AM) clockworkWhisperer: Let's see. amber... && wood... Yep, here's some pitch.
  374. (12:21:22 AM) abandonedEnterprise: Cool. || !t w!th a bandage now.
  375. (12:21:43 AM) clockworkWhisperer: here we go.
  376. (12:22:21 AM) clockworkWhisperer: ooh, this looks like it would be good for shutting chatty mouths with, too.
  377. (12:22:54 AM) tenaciousTheseus: jhgdfk
  378. (12:22:57 AM) abandonedEnterprise: K. !t should make a pretty decent seal unt!l !t falls off !n a couple hours or so. You'll need to reapply some more then.
  379. (12:22:58 AM) ventricularPipefitter: What, you don't like her being able to speak?
  380. (12:23:05 AM) tenaciousTheseus: [Ice Cream In The Veins]
  381. (12:23:15 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Why does nobody want me to keep my cool tonight
  382. (12:23:16 AM) abandonedEnterprise: What, no man, that th!ng !s tox!c !f Ingested
  383. (12:23:30 AM) clockworkWhisperer: even better~.
  384. (12:23:34 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Seriously what did I do
  385. (12:23:42 AM) ***clockworkWhisperer has disconnected from the memo
  386. (12:23:48 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Welp
  387. (12:23:49 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Enteri.
  388. (12:24:04 AM) abandonedEnterprise: Yes?
  389. (12:24:08 AM) ventricularPipefitter: You realize that's a psychotic clown with the suite of headfuckery in his [Smoke And Mirrors]
  390. (12:24:14 AM) ventricularPipefitter: And you're helping him?
  391. (12:24:22 AM) ***amaranthineSwell connects to the memo!
  392. (12:24:38 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Amar, if I kick you later on it's for your own good.
  393. (12:24:43 AM) amaranthineSwell: ...
  394. (12:24:46 AM) alcoholicAnomaly left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
  395. (12:24:51 AM) amaranthineSwell: ˙˙˙
  396. (12:24:54 AM) clockworkWhisperer is now known as futureclockworkWhisperer
  397. (12:24:58 AM) amaranthineSwell: ˙ʎɐʞW
  398. (12:25:12 AM) ***snaplockSunblood has joined the memo
  399. (12:25:15 AM) abandonedEnterprise: ! was under the !mpress!on there was someone w!th a broken horn bleed!ng to death there.
  400. (12:25:18 AM) snaplockSunblood: Mother/fucker/
  401. (12:25:29 AM) amaranthineSwell: ˙˙˙
  402. (12:25:30 AM) snaplockSunblood: You cut me out entirely!
  403. (12:25:35 AM) Rave [[email protected]] entered the room.
  404. (12:25:36 AM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Enteri" ( Shut up. Shut up right now. )
  405. (12:25:54 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Mmm
  406. (12:26:03 AM) ***futureclockworkWhisperer has sent amaranthineSwell, snaplockSunblood the file "goodjob.png" ((http://imgur.com/a5yZj))
  407. (12:26:03 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Apply compression, when it slows enough, apply pitch or wax and seal.
  408. (12:26:22 AM) amaranthineSwell: ˙/sdǝǝp/
  409. (12:26:25 AM) ventricularPipefitter: (( FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ))
  410. (12:26:35 AM) snaplockSunblood: ...fuck.
  411. (12:26:39 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Yes, Snaplock.
  412. (12:26:41 AM) ventricularPipefitter: That's your fault.
  413. (12:26:49 AM) amaranthineSwell: --puɐ sdǝǝp puɐ sǝpı⊥ ˙ᴚǝɥ s,ʇɐɥ⊥ ˙s,ʇɐɥ⊥
  414. (12:27:01 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Can we assign blame when she isn't in danger?
  415. (12:27:03 AM) ***abandonedEnterprise PMs "ventr!cular" (Ser!ously though. !f you know the s!tuat!on better than me and thought ! was do!ng someth!ng wrong you could have told me before)
  416. (12:27:26 AM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Enteri" ( Thought you could /tell/ there was something wrong about that man. )
  417. (12:27:38 AM) amaranthineSwell: /ıL/ ʞɔnɟ ʞɔnɟ ʞɔnɟ ʞɔnɟ ʞɔnɟ
  418. (12:28:18 AM) ***abandonedEnterprise PMs "ventr!cular" (And ! mean !f he really wanted to po!son her P!tchbandage !s one of the seven hundred po!sonous th!ngs he could have alchem!zed !t's not l!ke ! gave h!m a secret code.)
  419. (12:28:37 AM) ***futureclockworkWhisperer PMs "Amar": ((And the last time you talked to her in person, remember what you told her. Also, the last time you PMed her. And the last time she talked to you on the chat.)
  420. (12:28:57 AM) ***abandonedEnterprise PMs "ventr!cular" (! d!d! So ! should have let h!m let her bleed to death?)
  421. (12:29:04 AM) amaranthineSwell: SSOᖈ ʇıuɯɐppoƃ
  422. (12:29:14 AM) snaplockSunblood: He took her /horn/ off.
  423. (12:29:16 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Yes.
  424. (12:29:24 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Yes, he fucking did.
  425. (12:29:25 AM) ***amaranthineSwell PMs "Ross": (00:28 futureclockworkWhisperer PMs "Amar": ((And the last time you talked to her in person, remember what you told her. Also, the last time you PMed her. And the last time she talked to you on the chat.))
  426. (12:29:51 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Fuck
  427. (12:30:38 AM) freezeFall left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
  428. (12:30:40 AM) snaplockSunblood: You there. What's her condition?
  429. (12:30:41 AM) ***amaranthineSwell PMs suggestedNegligence: (ʎᴚᴚos ƃuıʞɔnɟ os ɯ,ı ıl /sǝpıʇ/ ɥo)
  430. (12:31:06 AM) futureclockworkWhisperer is now known as clockworkWhisperer
  431. (12:31:21 AM) ***clockworkWhisperer has connected to the memo
  432. (12:31:35 AM) ***ventricularPipefitter has KICKED clockworkWhisperer
  433. (12:31:37 AM) amaranthineSwell: ˙/∩Oʎ/
  434. (12:32:02 AM) ***clockworkWhisperer has been kicked from the memo
  435. (12:32:08 AM) tenaciousTheseus: He's gone
  436. (12:32:25 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Ban, folks? Or do we think it's worth him as a source of information?
  437. (12:32:29 AM) amaranthineSwell: sǝuoq sıɥ ʇɐ ʞɔıd llıʍ sʇsɐǝqllǝɥs ǝɥʇ uǝʌǝ ʇou puɐ suɐǝɔo ǝɥʇ ɟo ɯoʇʇoq ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʇoᴚ llıʍ ǝɥ pɐǝp ɯıɥ llıʞ ɯıɥ llıʞ sǝuoq sıɥ ɯoᴚɟ ɥsǝlɟ sıɥ puǝᴚ
  438. (12:32:37 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Sigh
  439. (12:32:42 AM) tenaciousTheseus: No, keep him around
  440. (12:33:06 AM) snaplockSunblood: If we ban him, will he kill her?
  441. (12:33:16 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Probably
  442. (12:33:17 AM) ventricularPipefitter: He needs her. More or less.
  443. (12:33:27 AM) tenaciousTheseus: He's a Mist player
  444. (12:33:28 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Alive.
  445. (12:33:30 AM) tenaciousTheseus: He can fog her
  446. (12:33:38 AM) ventricularPipefitter: He doesn't want to brave the Ring alone.
  447. (12:33:40 AM) snaplockSunblood: Does he need us for information or some shit?
  448. (12:33:47 AM) ventricularPipefitter: No, he doesn't.
  449. (12:33:48 AM) amaranthineSwell: sn ƃuıssoᴚɔ ɟo ʇuǝɯɥsıund ǝnᴚʇ ǝɥʇ ɯıɥ ʍoɥs llıʍ ǝʍ ǝᴚǝɥʍ ʇıɐʍ sǝuo lɐᴚǝɟ ǝɥʇ ǝᴚǝɥʍ sdǝǝp ǝɥʇ sdǝǝp ǝɥʇ oʇ ɯıɥ ƃɐᴚp puɐ ʇᴚɐǝɥ uʍo sıɥ ɯıɥ pǝǝɟ
  450. (12:33:55 AM) ***clockworkWhisperer PMs abandonedEnterprise, ventricularPipefitter, amaranthineSwell, snaplockSunblood, tenaciousTheseus: (ladies and gentlemen, the operation was a success! she's going to be okay!)
  451. (12:34:11 AM) ***amaranthineSwell hisses
  452. (12:34:21 AM) ***clockworkWhisperer PMs abandonedEnterprise, ventricularPipefitter, amaranthineSwell, snaplockSunblood, tenaciousTheseus: (don't believe me? don't take my word for it!)
  453. (12:34:38 AM) clockworkWhisperer is now known as suggestedNegligence
  454. (12:34:42 AM) ***snaplockSunblood PMs clockworkWhisperer (Why the fuck did you taker her horn off in the first place?)
  455. (12:34:54 AM) ***suggestedNegligence has connected to the memo
  456. (12:34:54 AM) suggestedNegligence: lt
  457. (12:34:58 AM) suggestedNegligence: lt hurts
  458. (12:35:02 AM) ***tenaciousTheseus PMs "Ross" (Remind me why you can't just hit him with a time ability)
  459. (12:35:11 AM) amaranthineSwell: I know it does, I know it does, shhh.
  460. (12:35:15 AM) amaranthineSwell: Shhh.
  461. (12:35:20 AM) amaranthineSwell: You're being very brave.
  462. (12:35:32 AM) suggestedNegligence: why does my horn hurt so much?
  463. (12:35:36 AM) ***abandonedEnterprise PMs "clockwork" (Dude that !s n!ce and everyth!ng but ! don't th!nk we should be talk!ng. !t's not you. !t's me. PKs tend to result !n way too many dead mes for my taste.)
  464. (12:35:39 AM) amaranthineSwell: Strong, strong, strongest little limeblood.
  465. (12:36:01 AM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Adam" ( You can't do that over the 'net. )
  466. (12:36:05 AM) suggestedNegligence: everythlng hurts
  467. (12:36:12 AM) suggestedNegligence: l want my flnny
  468. (12:36:17 AM) amaranthineSwell: Oh, I know it does, I know it does.
  469. (12:36:28 AM) ***tenaciousTheseus PMs "Ross" (Didn't we add the ability blocker because you, you know, can?)
  470. (12:36:45 AM) ***amaranthineSwell PMs "Li": (˙ɥɥɥs 'ǝᴚǝɥ ɯ,I 'ǝᴚǝɥ ɯ,I)
  471. (12:36:51 AM) snaplockSunblood: How is your skin? Cold and clammy? What's your heart rate?
  472. (12:36:56 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Snaplock
  473. (12:36:58 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Not the time
  474. (12:37:05 AM) snaplockSunblood: If she
  475. (12:37:08 AM) suggestedNegligence: evaann sald that flnny doesn't want to taIk to me any more
  476. (12:37:11 AM) snaplockSunblood: ((ffff enter))
  477. (12:37:19 AM) snaplockSunblood: If she's in shock she could still die.
  478. (12:37:29 AM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Snaplock" ( In case you haven't noticed, they're fucking /matesprits/. Lay off. )
  479. (12:37:34 AM) ***amaranthineSwell PMs "Li": (˙ǝᴚǝɥ ɯ,I 'lǝzʞɔO s,ʇı 'ǝɯ s,ʇı 'ıL)
  480. (12:37:41 AM) amaranthineSwell: Shut /up/.
  481. (12:37:47 AM) amaranthineSwell: She isn't going to die.
  482. (12:37:55 AM) amaranthineSwell: She's going to be /just/ /fine/.
  483. (12:38:59 AM) ***snaplockSunblood PMs ventricularPipefitter (Thought they was from different worlds. Give that impression at least.)
  484. (12:39:42 AM) ***suggestedNegligence PMs "Flnny": (Flnny, l'm sorry, l'm so, so sorry.)
  485. (12:40:06 AM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Snaplock" ( They've got a right to privacy, don't they? )
  486. (12:40:27 AM) ***amaranthineSwell PMs "Li": (Shhh, lt's okay, lt's okay, l understand, l'm so sorry--)
  487. (12:41:56 AM) ***amaranthineSwell PMs "Li": ( --lI 'ǝsɐǝId 'ɥO ˙ǝlp ʇ,uop 'ǝsɐǝIԀ )
  488. (12:42:33 AM) ***suggestedNegligence PMs "Flnny": (lt's my fauIt. lt's aIways my fauIt l'm never here for you when you need me and l aIways Iet you down l'm so sorry OckzeI)
  489. (12:43:35 AM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Snaplock" ( 'Sides, sometimes you meet somebody after you start playing, don't you? )
  490. (12:43:46 AM) ***amaranthineSwell PMs "Li": (--ɐᴚnIlI 'ǝlp ʇ,uop ʇsnɾ 'ǝulɟ sʎɐʍIɐ ɯ,l 'ǝulɟ ɯ,l 'ʎɐʞo ɯ,l 'ou 'ɥɥɥs 'oN)
  491. (12:45:35 AM) ***suggestedNegligence PMs "Flnny": (l don't want to but l'm scared, l'm so scared, Ock, everythlng hurts and l don't know what's happenlng and Evaann ls hurt and my head aches and--)
  492. (12:45:51 AM) ***suggestedNegligence 's computer aged into dust!
  493. (12:46:06 AM) amaranthineSwell: ON
  494. (12:46:10 AM) suggestedNegligence is now known as clockworkWhisperer
  495. (12:46:12 AM) snaplockSunblood: ...why the fuck did that guy tear her horn off
  496. (12:46:13 AM) tenaciousTheseus: ...
  497. (12:46:15 AM) amaranthineSwell: ou ou ou ou ou ou ou
  498. (12:46:29 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Because he's psycho
  499. (12:46:32 AM) ***clockworkWhisperer has connected to the memo
  500. (12:46:35 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Why does Archlord Catsfeet boil little jadeblooded girls in their cocoons.
  501. (12:46:42 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Speaking of which
  502. (12:47:04 AM) clockworkWhisperer: oh. too bad she's past cocooning age.
  503. (12:47:10 AM) tenaciousTheseus: ...
  504. (12:47:11 AM) amaranthineSwell: ˙/∩Oʎ/
  505. (12:47:21 AM) amaranthineSwell: ∩Oʎ ʞϽ∩Ⅎ
  506. (12:47:29 AM) snaplockSunblood: What.
  507. (12:47:38 AM) snaplockSunblood: No fuck that you are /not/ doing that to anyone!
  508. (12:47:42 AM) clockworkWhisperer: (o:
  509. (12:48:03 AM) clockworkWhisperer: i could boil her anyways.
  510. (12:48:14 AM) amaranthineSwell: ɥʍ
  511. (12:48:18 AM) ventricularPipefitter: So you don't care if she lives anymore, then?
  512. (12:48:20 AM) amaranthineSwell: ʇɐɥʍ
  513. (12:48:21 AM) DoctoralDeception: Uhh...
  514. (12:48:28 AM) amaranthineSwell: ou ǝsɐǝld ʇɐɥʍ
  515. (12:48:33 AM) tenaciousTheseus: What do you want?
  516. (12:48:43 AM) amaranthineSwell: ǝsɐǝld ʇsnɾ ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ op p,I
  517. (12:48:43 AM) ***DoctoralDeception puts her Sonic Screwdriver to 'what' settings.
  518. (12:48:49 AM) tenaciousTheseus: You want to see Amar suffer?
  519. (12:48:54 AM) clockworkWhisperer: i want you to make her listen to me. (o:
  520. (12:49:00 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Okay
  521. (12:49:03 AM) tenaciousTheseus: We're listening
  522. (12:49:09 AM) tenaciousTheseus: What do you have to say?
  523. (12:49:15 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Listen to you
  524. (12:49:17 AM) ventricularPipefitter: About what.
  525. (12:49:20 AM) clockworkWhisperer: make her vagabounce to seer like a good girl.
  526. (12:49:35 AM) amaranthineSwell: ǝsɐǝld ǝsɐǝld ǝsɐǝld ǝsɐǝld ǝsɐǝld
  527. (12:49:42 AM) amaranthineSwell: llıʍ ı
  528. (12:49:46 AM) clockworkWhisperer: she'll take us to a new session, a finished session.
  529. (12:49:48 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Ock.
  530. (12:49:51 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Why?
  531. (12:49:55 AM) clockworkWhisperer: and then we'll part ways.
  532. (12:49:57 AM) tenaciousTheseus: You do realize that you as Clown is a bigger problem than her as Grace, yes?
  533. (12:49:58 AM) amaranthineSwell: ll,ı
  534. (12:50:15 AM) amaranthineSwell: /ǝsɐǝld/ ʇsnɾ ᴚǝɥ sǝʌɐs ʇı ɟı ʇı op ll,ı
  535. (12:50:15 AM) clockworkWhisperer: because this session won't bear fruit.
  536. (12:50:29 AM) DoctoralDeception: ...
  537. (12:50:32 AM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Ockzel" ( Are you really sure negotiating with him is correct? )
  538. (12:50:33 AM) DoctoralDeception: This thing is a clown?
  539. (12:50:38 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Dude
  540. (12:50:40 AM) tenaciousTheseus: No
  541. (12:50:42 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Shut up
  542. (12:50:47 AM) clockworkWhisperer: there's a good boy. (o:
  543. (12:50:53 AM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Ockzel" ( He needs to die. And you know it. And I know it. )
  544. (12:51:03 AM) ***DoctoralDeception has put her Sonic Screwdriver to Setting 88
  545. (12:51:12 AM) ***amaranthineSwell PMs "Ross": (/llɐ/ sn ʍollɐʍs sdǝǝp ǝɥʇ puɐ ǝᴚoɯ ʎuɐ ʇ,usı pıoʌ ǝɥʇ puɐ ʇᴚɐdɐ sllɐɟ ǝɔɐds lıʇun /ǝıl/ uɐɔ I /ǝıl/ uɐɔ I)
  546. (12:51:31 AM) amaranthineSwell: ǝɟɐs ᴚǝɥ dǝǝʞ oʇ ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ
  547. (12:51:37 AM) snaplockSunblood: Why not just explain things and ask her politely instead of tearing her fucking horn off?
  548. (12:51:44 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Again
  549. (12:51:52 AM) amaranthineSwell: Ԁ∩ ʇnɥs ʞɔoldɐus
  550. (12:52:03 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Stop talking
  551. (12:52:04 AM) tenaciousTheseus: PLease
  552. (12:52:09 AM) clockworkWhisperer: because i needed your attention.
  553. (12:52:15 AM) amaranthineSwell: [>Ockzel: Finally lose the battle to keep from being sick]
  554. (12:53:06 AM) clockworkWhisperer: you're going to make her do everything i say.
  555. (12:53:15 AM) clockworkWhisperer: or i will kill her again.
  556. (12:53:30 AM) clockworkWhisperer: and she will come back, and she will have forgotten.
  557. (12:53:34 AM) clockworkWhisperer: mercifully.
  558. (12:53:46 AM) clockworkWhisperer: and then i will make you tell her again.
  559. (12:53:56 AM) clockworkWhisperer: until she listens.
  560. (12:53:59 AM) amaranthineSwell: I
  561. (12:54:10 AM) tenaciousTheseus: ...
  562. (12:54:22 AM) amaranthineSwell: ˙ʇıɯqns I
  563. (12:54:53 AM) clockworkWhisperer: because if you weren't clear on it before, i never played mind games with her.
  564. (12:55:11 AM) clockworkWhisperer: not enough left to play with without risking breaking her permanently.
  565. (12:55:27 AM) amaranthineSwell: ˙ʍouʞ I
  566. (12:55:38 AM) clockworkWhisperer: easier to kill her and let the god tier reset her memory.
  567. (12:55:43 AM) clockworkWhisperer: just like dear, sweet abel.
  568. (12:55:56 AM) clockworkWhisperer: it's amazing what you can forget.
  569. (12:55:57 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Wait what
  570. (12:56:13 AM) snaplockSunblood: What.
  571. (12:56:15 AM) clockworkWhisperer: (o:
  572. (12:56:33 AM) snaplockSunblood: /What/ was that about Abel?
  573. (12:56:35 AM) clockworkWhisperer: the others weren't as durable
  574. (12:56:38 AM) amaranthineSwell: -ᴚǝɥ sǝʌɐs ʇı ɟI ˙I ˙ʇıɯqns I
  575. (12:56:42 AM) ***tenaciousTheseus PMs "Ross" (Kick her kick her kick snaplock)
  576. (12:56:47 AM) clockworkWhisperer: they weren't gods.
  577. (12:57:00 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Snaplock. Don't.
  578. (12:57:08 AM) clockworkWhisperer: but my sweet little limes, they're strong. if forgetful.
  579. (12:57:21 AM) snaplockSunblood: Don't /what/?
  580. (12:57:21 AM) amaranthineSwell: /ǝsɐǝld/
  581. (12:57:25 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Shit
  582. (12:57:29 AM) clockworkWhisperer: what was it... 28 times?
  583. (12:57:42 AM) ***tenaciousTheseus PMs "snaplock" (Don't don't don't do this)
  584. (12:57:50 AM) DoctoralDeception: ...
  585. (12:57:59 AM) clockworkWhisperer: she could stare me in the face and she never saw it coming.
  586. (12:58:00 AM) DoctoralDeception: You
  587. (12:58:03 AM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Snaplock" ( Attacking this man with words will do nothing right now. )
  588. (12:58:12 AM) clockworkWhisperer: So.
  589. (12:58:14 AM) DoctoralDeception: You are just tempting me to use setting 100.
  590. (12:58:16 AM) ***tenaciousTheseus PMs "snaplock" (Leave it be we can figure this out later when someone's life isn't at risk)
  591. (12:58:19 AM) tenaciousTheseus: dude
  592. (12:58:21 AM) tenaciousTheseus: SHUT UP
  593. (12:58:22 AM) clockworkWhisperer: you talk to her.
  594. (12:58:26 AM) tenaciousTheseus: For fuck's sake
  595. (12:58:32 AM) ventricularPipefitter: And where will you be when we do that?
  596. (12:58:34 AM) amaranthineSwell: ˙llıʍ I -I 'llıʍ I
  597. (12:58:40 AM) ***snaplockSunblood PMs tenaciousTheseus (If he hurt Abel I am going to kill him. I am going to tear out his guts, tie them to a hoofbeast, and set it to a gallop.)
  598. (12:58:48 AM) clockworkWhisperer: cleaning up.
  599. (12:59:07 AM) clockworkWhisperer is now known as suggestedNegligence
  600. (12:59:14 AM) amaranthineSwell: [>Ock: be ill again]
  601. (12:59:23 AM) ***tenaciousTheseus PMs "Snaplock" (Sure, do that. You might have to race Amaswe for that. But you can't do that now. You can't reach him. This is bad, but pressing this would make it worse)
  602. (12:59:37 AM) ***snaplockSunblood PMs tenaciousTheseus (And then I am going to heal him and do it /again/ and /again/.)
  603. (1:00:19 AM) ***tenaciousTheseus PMs "snaplock" (I'm not saying you shouldn't. Hell, I'll hold him down for you. But if you blow up in chat now someone is going to die.)
  604. (1:00:57 AM) ***amaranthineSwell PMs "Ross": (I. Fuck. I. What do I even.)
  605. (1:01:48 AM) ***amaranthineSwell PMs "Ross": (No fuck this I reject the idea that I'm going to lose her and fuck him fuck him /fuck/ /him/)
  606. (1:02:35 AM) suggestedNegligence: lt hurts
  607. (1:02:52 AM) DoctoralDeception: Shhh I know it hurts. Hey. Hey don't worry.
  608. (1:02:53 AM) amaranthineSwell: Oh, Lilura, IlIura, l know, l /know/
  609. (1:02:57 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Dude
  610. (1:02:59 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Don't
  611. (1:03:07 AM) amaranthineSwell: DoctoralDeception shut the fuck up and go the fuck away before i tear off your arms
  612. (1:03:09 AM) tenaciousTheseus: What part of SHUT UP is too complicated for you
  613. (1:03:10 AM) ***DoctoralDeception is just trying to... just...
  614. (1:03:20 AM) tenaciousTheseus: Leave
  615. (1:03:24 AM) amaranthineSwell: i swear i fucking will
  616. (1:03:24 AM) shadowMafia [[email protected]] entered the room.
  617. (1:03:27 AM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Ockzel" ( This is in your hands, Ockzel. Let me know what you need anything. )
  618. (1:03:30 AM) ***DoctoralDeception lets the wave break the computer.
  619. (1:03:35 AM) amaranthineSwell: i will fucking end any of you motherfuckers
  620. (1:03:45 AM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "DD" ( This is an intensely personal matter. You should probably be quiet. )
  621. (1:04:49 AM) amaranthineSwell: IlIura, lt's Flnnlklns, lt's OckzeI.
  622. (1:05:21 AM) suggestedNegligence: lt hurts so much, Flnnlklns.
  623. (1:05:26 AM) ***DoctoralDeception has sent an autoresponse to 'Pipes' ( I'm currently not available, feel free to leave me a message to view further down the Timestamp. The Angels Have the Phonebox :P)
  624. (1:05:34 AM) amaranthineSwell: l know, l know--
  625. (1:05:43 AM) amaranthineSwell: lt hurts and lt hurts and lt hurts.
  626. (1:05:51 AM) amaranthineSwell: l know how to stop lt.
  627. (1:05:55 AM) amaranthineSwell: l know, l do.
  628. (1:06:12 AM) amaranthineSwell: You just have to trust me, one last tlme. l'm not trylng to hurt you.
  629. (1:06:19 AM) amaranthineSwell: PIease, IlIura?
  630. (1:06:22 AM) suggestedNegligence: okay
  631. (1:06:25 AM) suggestedNegligence: okay
  632. (1:06:32 AM) ***amaranthineSwell holds
  633. (1:06:53 AM) amaranthineSwell: l want you to Ilsten to me very carefuIIy now, okay?
  634. (1:07:08 AM) amaranthineSwell: Because l don't know how Iong l can stay caIm.
  635. (1:07:09 AM) suggestedNegligence: yes
  636. (1:07:18 AM) suggestedNegligence: l'm Ilstenlng.
  637. (1:07:21 AM) amaranthineSwell: sǝslᴚɔ ɥʇıʍ ɯɐ l pɐq ʍoɥ ʍouʞ noʎ
  638. (1:07:30 AM) amaranthineSwell: But l'm trylng my best.
  639. (1:08:04 AM) shadowMafia is now known as Cobb
  640. (1:08:04 AM) amaranthineSwell: Do you understand?
  641. (1:08:16 AM) amaranthineSwell: sʇǝᴚɔǝs ǝᴚoɯ ou
  642. (1:08:32 AM) suggestedNegligence: l understand.
  643. (1:08:55 AM) suggestedNegligence: l wlsh l couId hug you and make thls aII just go away.
  644. (1:09:29 AM) amaranthineSwell: I know.
  645. (1:09:32 AM) amaranthineSwell: ˙ʎɐʍɐ oƃ IIɐ ʇl ǝʞɐɯ oʇ ʍoɥ ʍouʞ l
  646. (1:09:59 AM) suggestedNegligence: Okay.
  647. (1:10:06 AM) amaranthineSwell: cIockworkWhlsperer wants you to do somethlng for hlm.
  648. (1:10:12 AM) suggestedNegligence: What do l have to do?
  649. (1:10:14 AM) amaranthineSwell: He wants you to vagabounce to Seer.
  650. (1:10:33 AM) amaranthineSwell: You have to flnd the mlrror.
  651. (1:11:02 AM) amaranthineSwell: ʎddoɥɔ ooʇ s,ʇl ǝsnɐɔǝq op ʇ,uoʍ ᴚǝʇɐʍ ᴚo ʞuɐʇ ulɐId ɐ
  652. (1:11:17 AM) amaranthineSwell: l read about that, researched lt to heIp you.
  653. (1:11:46 AM) suggestedNegligence: Okay.
  654. (1:11:50 AM) amaranthineSwell: You have to stand ln front of lt.
  655. (1:12:04 AM) amaranthineSwell: And forcefuIIy affect the game code.
  656. (1:12:16 AM) amaranthineSwell: PIayer songs are a good cholce.
  657. (1:12:30 AM) amaranthineSwell: You may have to freestyIe a blt.
  658. (1:13:13 AM) amaranthineSwell: ʇl op oʇ dIǝɥ ʇǝƃ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ
  659. (1:13:19 AM) amaranthineSwell: noʎ
  660. (1:13:29 AM) amaranthineSwell: uʍo ᴚnoʎ uo ʇl op ʇ,uɐɔ noʎ
  661. (1:14:00 AM) suggestedNegligence: Okay.
  662. (1:14:12 AM) amaranthineSwell: You're being so brave.
  663. (1:14:23 AM) amaranthineSwell: Strong, strong, strongest IlmebIood.
  664. (1:14:56 AM) amaranthineSwell: Once lt's made the change to the new cIass...
  665. (1:15:03 AM) amaranthineSwell: The gIass has to be broken.
  666. (1:15:29 AM) suggestedNegligence: Okay.
  667. (1:16:07 AM) amaranthineSwell: uǝʞoᴚq s,ʇl uǝɥʍ noʎ oʇ uo dɐɯ ʎIuo IIlʍ ssɐIɔ pǝᴚnʇɔld ǝɥʇ
  668. (1:16:42 AM) suggestedNegligence: l see.
  669. (1:16:43 AM) amaranthineSwell: You'II have to be the one hoIdlng the weapon.
  670. (1:16:54 AM) suggestedNegligence: Okay.
  671. (1:17:07 AM) amaranthineSwell: lf you want lt to work.
  672. (1:17:17 AM) amaranthineSwell: Has aII of thls been cIear?
  673. (1:17:32 AM) amaranthineSwell: ¿ɯlɥ ɥʇlʍ ʞᴚoʍ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ʇɐɥʇ puɐʇsᴚǝpun noʎ
  674. (1:17:33 AM) suggestedNegligence: Yes.
  675. (1:17:48 AM) suggestedNegligence: Yes, l do.
  676. (1:17:52 AM) amaranthineSwell: l don't want you to dle.
  677. (1:18:03 AM) amaranthineSwell: Come back, IlIura.
  678. (1:18:14 AM) suggestedNegligence: l wlII. For you.
  679. (1:18:30 AM) suggestedNegligence: <3 you more than anything.
  680. (1:18:41 AM) amaranthineSwell: l know.
  681. (1:18:42 AM) ***suggestedNegligence has disconnected from the memo
  682. (1:22:17 AM) ***amaranthineSwell PMs "Ross": (If this doesn't work I'm going to die. Just so you know.)
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