Girl on the Third Floor (2019)

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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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Cooper!

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Who paints a room pink?

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Wait, wait...

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Don't look at me like that.

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You're the one that's gonna
have to shit that out later.

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Oh.

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Piece of cake.

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Jesus Christ!

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Doorbell needs fixing.

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Bourbon?

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What brings you
out to the suburbs?

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Change of scenery.

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Uh, my wife and I
got a baby on the way,

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and this guy needed a yard.

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Thought a little bit
of elbow room

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would do everybody
some good.

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Family's good.

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Dirt's good.

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Kids can't grow up right
without some mud on their jeans

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and a frog
in their pocket.

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What about you?
Do you live around here?

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Since '84,

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long enough to see
my fair share of things

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come and go.

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So you're a nun...?

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Good Lord.

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I remember Chicago being
more progressive than that.

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No, we're Protestant.

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I'm the pastor.

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I apologize.
I should've known.

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My wife and I
aren't very religious.

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- I just didn't...
- Don't sweat it, slick.

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We're more laidback
out here.

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And my door
is always open,

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if you care to learn more.

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Hey, Bunny!

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<i>Hi, Tiger.
How was your first night?</i>

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Oh, great.
Look at this place.

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<i>Did you just wake up?</i>

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Hey, how's the
little kicker doing?

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<i>Say hi to Daddy.</i>

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Hey, little Pumpkin Head.

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<i>Oh my God,
you're not calling your daughter</i>

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<i>"Pumpkin Head."
Please.</i>

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Oh, come on, babe.

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You've seen the size
of your belly.

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That's the only explanation.

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<i>So, what's on
the agenda today?</i>

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<i>How's the schedule looking?</i>

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Oh, the schedule
feels great.

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I will finish this room

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as soon as I'm off
the phone with you

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and I'll move on to the
kitchen in the afternoon.

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<i>So what, like painting,
sanding,</i>

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<i>opening that giant
gaping hole?</i>

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<i>Ugh, are you sure
you don't want me</i>

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<i>to call in some pros,
Don?</i>

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<i>This is a lot of work.</i>

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No, we're not
calling anybody.

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I got this.

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How could I sleep at night

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knowing some other jerkwad
built your castle?

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<i>Well, you'd sleep because
the roof wouldn't leak.</i>

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<i>What's that?</i>

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Oh, there's piles of junk
all over this place.

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Please don't be paranoid.

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<i>I trust you.</i>

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<i>Shit, I got to go.</i>

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<i>I've got, um,
team's proposals at ten.</i>

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<i>Anyway, I'll call you
tonight, okay?</i>

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<i>Love you.</i>

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<i>Mwah.</i>

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<i>Mwah.</i>

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<i>Bye.</i>

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<i>"So once you get
your drywall size,</i>

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<i>you want to
just check by hand</i>

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<i>and see where does
the drywall give in?</i>

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<i>Now, luckily, it's only
a small section..."</i>

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<i>♪ So lost in darkness</i>

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<i>♪ In and out of selfishness</i>

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<i>♪ Hoarding all my dreams</i>

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<i>♪ Was just no way to be</i>

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<i>♪ Then you gifted me
such a precious thing</i>

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<i>♪ A chance to be someone
who deserved love</i>

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<i>♪ When I heard</i>

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<i>♪ A single tear</i>

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- Close enough.

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<i>♪ It showed me what</i>

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<i>♪ A single tear</i>

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<i>♪ Real strength could be</i>

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<i>♪ A single tear</i>

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<i>♪ As a single teardrop fell ♪</i>

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What the hell?

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Oh, piece of shit drill,
motherfucker!

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Ow!

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Oh, God!

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How's it going,
Mr. Koch?

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Change of pace, huh?

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Something like that.

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How's a guy like you
planning to survive out here?

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I'll figure it out.

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Can't imagine there's
much of a nightlife.

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No fancy supper clubs.

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No strippers
to woo clients with.

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Uh, there's plenty
of strippers.

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I just don't have any
clients left to woo.

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True.

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Which begs the question,

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how exactly can you
afford this place?

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Good old Liz.

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Yeah. I like her.

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Smart woman.

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How's she accepting
this change?

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She will keep her
company running

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and she'll commute
once the baby's born.

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You know, it's not like
our life's over.

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It's just...

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...it's maturing.

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It'd better be, Don.

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Feds cut you one hell
of a sweetheart deal,

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all things considered.

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Be a shame if you
fucked it all up again.

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That it?

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Yeah.

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That's the last of it.

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That's a beautiful church.

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Oh, shit!

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You gonna be okay?

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Don't shit in the house.

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Goddamn machine
likes to eat balls.

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You hungry or thirsty?

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Both.

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Cocktails I have
some control over.

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Food can be hit or miss.

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Well let's start
with a drink, then.

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Smart man.

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It's not bad.

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I'll quote you
in the next ad.

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So, uh,
are you visiting or lost?

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Resident.

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I, uh, just bought the house
on Saul and Circle.

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What?

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You queer?

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Excuse me?

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It's a simple question.

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Yeah, I'm about
to have a kid.

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What kind of
a question is that?

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Easy, Don.

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Gay people
can have kids, too.

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Nothing wrong with that.

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I know that.
I...

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I'm happily married.

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Of course, you are.

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I'm sorry.

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That house just seems to be
bad news for straight men.

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Uh, but, uh,
I'm sure you'll be fine.

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How about a shot?

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You've got a real fucked up
way of welcoming people

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to the neighborhood,
Geary.

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Cooper!

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Cooper!

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Cooper?

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Shit!

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You really suck,
you know that?

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<i>You know,
Cleo and Jason</i>

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<i>brought up the Hyde Park
Project again.</i>

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<i>So frustrating</i>

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<i>to keep having
to telling them no.</i>

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<i>You know what I also hate?</i>

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<i>Having to pee all the time.</i>

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<i>God, if these things
get any more swollen</i>

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<i>I won't be able to
stand up straight.</i>

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<i>So, how is it going
over there?</i>

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Great.
I got a ton done today.

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I'm feeling positive
about it.

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<i>That's wonderful, babe.</i>

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<i>How's the kitchen
shaping up?</i>

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Well, I actually
didn't make it

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into the kitchen today,

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but it is the first thing
on tomorrow's list.

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<i>Are you sure you
don't need some</i>

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<i>extra hands, babe?</i>

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I'm sure, Bunny.

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Everything's going fine.

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Don't forget Milo's
coming up this weekend.

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But if you wanna help,

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you can do me a favor
right now.

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<i>What's that?</i>

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Just tilt that
phone down to those

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beautiful boobs
one more time.

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<i>That's all you get
until I see a finished kitchen.</i>

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<i>All right.
Good night.</i>

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<i>Mwah!</i>

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<i>Hi, Daddy.</i>

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<i>I've been such a naughty,
naughty girl.</i>

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<i>You always know
exactly how to treat me.</i>

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<i>Oh, I'll do whatever
you say, Daddy.</i>

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<i>Are you gonna punish me?</i>

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<i>Hi, Daddy.</i>

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<i>I've been such a naughty,
naughty girl.</i>

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Hey, hey, out!

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That looks terrific.

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Old pipes.

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They don't look so old.

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Can I help you
with something?

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I just like it here.

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- What?
- The house.

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It's usually empty.

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Oh, well, I bought it.

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So it's not empty anymore.

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Hmm, shame.

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Uh, I'd better get
back inside.

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Sure.
No problem.

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See you around.

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<i>♪ Distill</i>

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<i>♪ Distill</i>

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<i>♪ Break them all down</i>

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<i>♪ Distill</i>

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<i>♪ Distill</i>

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<i>♪ Tear them all apart</i>

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<i>♪ Distill ♪</i>

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Fuck!

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Oh, Christ.

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Still smoke, Dad?

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And in here,
we will change this wallpaper

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to something
a lot less hideous.

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Who's "we?"

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My wife and I.

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Are you sure?
It's very retro.

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You might end up
regretting it.

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Uh, well, I'll let you know
if we lose any sleep over it.

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A man who never
second-guesses himself, huh?

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What's this?

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Now, this...

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This is retro.

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A tiny closet?

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Please tell me you guys
are keeping this.

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Entire reason
I bought the house.

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You have great taste.

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What's in here?

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- White?
- Oh, you got me.

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The wife picked it out.

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I think it was called
"French Vanilla"

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or something like that.

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It's supposed to be
next year's trendy color.

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Hmm.

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Anything else
you wanna show me?

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Can you do me a favor?

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<i>What's that?</i>

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<i>Choke me.</i>

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<i>Hmm.</i>

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This dress looked
better on the floor.

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That was even better
than I hoped for.

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00:26:57,022 --> 00:26:59,255
Oh, don't look
at me like that.

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00:26:59,257 --> 00:27:00,425
I earned that.

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00:28:00,486 --> 00:28:01,752
<i>That is insane!</i>

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I know.
Well, check this out.

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00:28:04,756 --> 00:28:07,256
<i>What the hell is that?</i>

260
00:28:07,258 --> 00:28:09,559
I don't know.
Bleachers?

261
00:28:09,561 --> 00:28:12,195
Hey, maybe they heard about
how hot our sex life is

262
00:28:12,197 --> 00:28:13,362
and had them installed,
huh?

263
00:28:13,364 --> 00:28:15,398
<i>Oh, my God.</i>

264
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,134
<i>I just don't understand
how you missed this</i>

265
00:28:17,136 --> 00:28:18,404
<i>during the appraisal.</i>

266
00:28:20,038 --> 00:28:22,472
You were here too,
and these weren't.

267
00:28:22,474 --> 00:28:24,541
<i>I'm gonna call
the real estate agent.</i>

268
00:28:24,543 --> 00:28:25,408
Why?

269
00:28:25,410 --> 00:28:27,244
What is she going to do?
They're here.

270
00:28:27,246 --> 00:28:28,779
<i>Because I want them gone.</i>

271
00:28:28,781 --> 00:28:30,446
<i>The ceiling repair is gonna
cost time and money</i>

272
00:28:30,448 --> 00:28:32,049
- <i>and we should be compensated.</i>
- Bunny...

273
00:28:32,051 --> 00:28:34,150
Bunny, relax, okay?
This is an easy fix.

274
00:28:34,152 --> 00:28:36,419
It's probably just
a shoddy patch, all right?

275
00:28:36,421 --> 00:28:37,554
<i>No structural damage.</i>

276
00:28:37,556 --> 00:28:39,488
<i>Me and Milo can tackle this,
no problem.</i>

277
00:28:39,490 --> 00:28:41,524
<i>Trust me, okay?</i>

278
00:28:41,526 --> 00:28:42,560
<i>I trust you, babe.</i>

279
00:28:42,562 --> 00:28:43,659
<i>I just don't want you
to bite off</i>

280
00:28:43,661 --> 00:28:45,364
<i>more than you can chew.</i>

281
00:28:49,567 --> 00:28:51,636
Eh, I should have got
a dumpster.

282
00:29:20,198 --> 00:29:21,633
What you doing?

283
00:29:24,203 --> 00:29:25,069
You know me,

284
00:29:25,071 --> 00:29:28,241
I'm just working hard,
cranking away.

285
00:29:28,739 --> 00:29:30,543
Sounds fun.

286
00:29:31,176 --> 00:29:32,611
Want some help?

287
00:29:33,344 --> 00:29:34,644
Nah.

288
00:29:34,646 --> 00:29:36,245
Doing a bunch of
heavy lifting in here.

289
00:29:36,247 --> 00:29:38,215
I got this.

290
00:29:38,217 --> 00:29:40,119
Okay.

291
00:29:43,655 --> 00:29:48,224
Look, last night
was super-hot,

292
00:29:48,226 --> 00:29:49,725
but we shouldn't.

293
00:29:49,727 --> 00:29:51,261
You know, I got to get
this place tip-top

294
00:29:51,263 --> 00:29:52,728
before the wife
and baby get here,

295
00:29:52,730 --> 00:29:54,598
and there's still, like,

296
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:56,669
a laundry list
of things to do.

297
00:29:57,703 --> 00:30:01,140
True, but that's later.

298
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:03,609
What about right now?

299
00:30:11,816 --> 00:30:14,120
I can't.
I'm sure you understand.

300
00:30:16,588 --> 00:30:18,388
Sure.

301
00:30:18,390 --> 00:30:20,293
I understand.

302
00:31:06,604 --> 00:31:08,571
Hey, Tiger.

303
00:31:08,573 --> 00:31:10,877
- Jesus...
- Shh.

304
00:32:29,353 --> 00:32:30,389
What the fuck?

305
00:33:39,358 --> 00:33:41,360
It's Saturday, idiot.

306
00:33:42,627 --> 00:33:43,996
Nice doorbell.

307
00:33:45,096 --> 00:33:48,933
Well, that's certainly creepy.

308
00:33:49,601 --> 00:33:52,004
You don't know
the half of it.

309
00:33:52,737 --> 00:33:55,138
Did you freaks pay extra
for that feature or...

310
00:33:55,140 --> 00:33:56,473
Shut up, dick.

311
00:33:56,475 --> 00:33:57,573
We didn't know
this was there.

312
00:33:57,575 --> 00:33:59,475
Well, I don't know, man.

313
00:33:59,477 --> 00:34:01,677
Turn the attic
into a guest room.

314
00:34:01,679 --> 00:34:04,816
Airbnb it,
charge a fortune to watch.

315
00:34:05,617 --> 00:34:06,849
This is gone
by the weekend

316
00:34:06,851 --> 00:34:09,622
or there's not gonna be
a wife left to watch.

317
00:34:10,822 --> 00:34:12,155
Well, for the sake
of your kid,

318
00:34:12,157 --> 00:34:14,557
we better get to work.

319
00:34:14,559 --> 00:34:16,091
Where are your tools?

320
00:34:16,093 --> 00:34:17,662
Right there.

321
00:34:18,963 --> 00:34:20,863
That's it?

322
00:34:20,865 --> 00:34:22,631
You plan on renovating
an entire house

323
00:34:22,633 --> 00:34:24,533
with a Swiss army knife?

324
00:34:24,535 --> 00:34:26,505
What?
Is that not enough?

325
00:34:28,407 --> 00:34:29,975
No.

326
00:34:41,787 --> 00:34:43,622
Lift.

327
00:34:46,957 --> 00:34:48,825
- You good?
- Yeah.

328
00:34:48,827 --> 00:34:50,160
All right.
Here we go.

329
00:34:50,162 --> 00:34:51,861
How's the firm anyway?

330
00:34:51,863 --> 00:34:52,695
Shit.

331
00:34:52,697 --> 00:34:55,532
New regulations
got us by the balls.

332
00:34:55,534 --> 00:34:57,633
You got out
at the right time.

333
00:34:57,635 --> 00:35:00,003
Maybe not gracefully,
but, you know?

334
00:35:00,005 --> 00:35:01,838
You still making money,
at least?

335
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:02,905
Not as much.

336
00:35:02,907 --> 00:35:05,207
Have to work
twice as hard for it.

337
00:35:05,209 --> 00:35:07,142
Need to find a Liz
for myself.

338
00:35:07,144 --> 00:35:09,211
It's a bad idea if you, uh,

339
00:35:09,213 --> 00:35:11,481
are afraid of hard work.

340
00:35:11,483 --> 00:35:13,682
Motherfucker, you don't
see me holding the other side

341
00:35:13,684 --> 00:35:16,151
of this heavy-ass drywall
above my head?

342
00:35:16,153 --> 00:35:17,820
Free of charge,
I might add?

343
00:35:17,822 --> 00:35:19,689
Hey, listen, all the money
I've made you,

344
00:35:19,691 --> 00:35:23,062
couple hours of gratis
isn't too much to ask.

345
00:35:24,796 --> 00:35:26,999
Well, you do have
a pretty nice house.

346
00:35:35,907 --> 00:35:38,778
What's next?
Applebee's?

347
00:35:52,090 --> 00:35:53,758
Is that the wife?

348
00:35:57,762 --> 00:36:00,562
You mean this modest
motherfucker didn't tell you?

349
00:36:00,564 --> 00:36:02,198
He basically ran Chicago.

350
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:04,501
King Don, we called him.

351
00:36:04,503 --> 00:36:05,702
I had a good run.

352
00:36:05,704 --> 00:36:06,637
Whoa.

353
00:36:06,639 --> 00:36:09,905
You traded a penthouse
for a whorehouse?

354
00:36:09,907 --> 00:36:13,845
That might officially make
you the craziest man in town.

355
00:36:14,778 --> 00:36:16,713
Wait, what?

356
00:36:16,715 --> 00:36:19,048
Oh, he didn't tell you?

357
00:36:19,050 --> 00:36:21,584
King Don is the proud owner

358
00:36:21,586 --> 00:36:25,220
of Portsmith's former
house of ill repute.

359
00:36:25,222 --> 00:36:27,189
That was over
a hundred years ago.

360
00:36:27,191 --> 00:36:29,928
Well, might explain
some things, though.

361
00:36:30,595 --> 00:36:32,528
Speaking of pleasure,

362
00:36:32,530 --> 00:36:34,731
a little light on options
in here, isn't it?

363
00:36:34,733 --> 00:36:37,733
You move to the suburbs
to start a family,

364
00:36:37,735 --> 00:36:41,104
or because everyone thinks
you're an asshole.

365
00:36:41,106 --> 00:36:42,905
Right.
Because you're an asshole.

366
00:36:42,907 --> 00:36:45,008
Certainly there's a college
around here, right?

367
00:36:45,010 --> 00:36:47,843
Like, I saw one or two cute
girls walking around earlier.

368
00:36:47,845 --> 00:36:48,745
No college.

369
00:36:48,747 --> 00:36:52,916
But, uh, Gwen Martin
will be in later.

370
00:36:52,918 --> 00:36:54,082
Oh?

371
00:36:54,084 --> 00:36:55,551
Who's Gwen Martin?

372
00:36:55,553 --> 00:36:57,889
She runs an erotic
pottery class.

373
00:36:58,722 --> 00:37:01,090
She's a feminist, though.

374
00:37:01,092 --> 00:37:02,258
That's great.

375
00:37:02,260 --> 00:37:04,229
I'm a feminist.

376
00:37:05,630 --> 00:37:07,131
Me too, son.

377
00:37:26,184 --> 00:37:27,950
Promise me you won't
say a word to Liz

378
00:37:27,952 --> 00:37:29,952
about last night.

379
00:37:29,954 --> 00:37:31,954
I swore to her
I wouldn't drink.

380
00:37:31,956 --> 00:37:34,189
Bro code, bro!

381
00:37:34,191 --> 00:37:35,725
Good man.

382
00:37:35,727 --> 00:37:37,260
My head's killing me.
I need coffee.

383
00:37:37,262 --> 00:37:38,128
You want some?

384
00:37:38,130 --> 00:37:40,698
Your assistant
already brewed a pot.

385
00:37:48,974 --> 00:37:50,276
Morning, Don.

386
00:37:54,912 --> 00:37:56,646
What the hell
are you doing here?

387
00:37:56,648 --> 00:37:57,847
I stopped by.

388
00:37:57,849 --> 00:37:59,749
Milo let me in.
What's wrong?

389
00:37:59,751 --> 00:38:01,954
"What's wrong?"
Are you kidding me?

390
00:38:04,055 --> 00:38:06,122
All right.
Let's get something straight.

391
00:38:06,124 --> 00:38:09,024
This is my life...

392
00:38:09,026 --> 00:38:10,892
Sarah.
My name is Sarah.

393
00:38:10,894 --> 00:38:11,827
Great, Sarah.

394
00:38:11,829 --> 00:38:14,763
Look, I'm not
fucking around right now.

395
00:38:14,765 --> 00:38:17,265
It was a fun night,
don't get me wrong,

396
00:38:17,267 --> 00:38:20,035
but I don't ever wanna see you
here in my house ever again.

397
00:38:20,037 --> 00:38:22,204
You understand me?

398
00:38:22,206 --> 00:38:24,073
Sure, man.

399
00:38:24,075 --> 00:38:26,178
Don't make it weird.

400
00:38:27,345 --> 00:38:29,348
All good in here?

401
00:38:39,390 --> 00:38:40,890
What the fuck was that?

402
00:38:40,892 --> 00:38:43,291
Nothing. Nothing.

403
00:38:43,293 --> 00:38:44,292
Don't worry about it.

404
00:38:44,294 --> 00:38:47,195
Come on,
don't bullshit me, Don.

405
00:38:47,197 --> 00:38:47,930
What did you do?

406
00:38:47,932 --> 00:38:49,899
I didn't do anything,
okay?

407
00:38:49,901 --> 00:38:50,867
You're overreacting.

408
00:38:50,869 --> 00:38:52,934
You're standing there
threatening a woman

409
00:38:52,936 --> 00:38:54,906
and I'm overreacting?

410
00:38:55,407 --> 00:38:56,972
All right.

411
00:38:56,974 --> 00:38:59,841
Look, between you and me,
I fucked up, all right?

412
00:38:59,843 --> 00:39:00,943
I didn't go looking for it.

413
00:39:00,945 --> 00:39:03,312
I didn't ask for it,
I didn't even really want it.

414
00:39:03,314 --> 00:39:05,448
It just happened,
she came back.

415
00:39:05,450 --> 00:39:07,149
I explained to her
it was a mistake.

416
00:39:07,151 --> 00:39:08,151
It's not gonna be a problem.

417
00:39:08,153 --> 00:39:09,818
Can we just go to the
hardware store for...

418
00:39:09,820 --> 00:39:11,187
How many times
are you gonna fuck up

419
00:39:11,189 --> 00:39:13,256
until you get a clue?

420
00:39:13,258 --> 00:39:16,091
Liz is pregnant.
That's your blood.

421
00:39:16,093 --> 00:39:18,727
And you're out here trying
to recapture your glory days

422
00:39:18,729 --> 00:39:22,198
while she's busting ass
to keep a roof over your head?

423
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:23,999
She's my friend, dude.

424
00:39:24,001 --> 00:39:26,401
What... How am I supposed
to look her in the eye now?

425
00:39:26,403 --> 00:39:28,204
Liz doesn't need
to find out, okay?

426
00:39:28,206 --> 00:39:30,707
Everything's gonna be fine.

427
00:39:30,709 --> 00:39:32,274
When are you gonna start
thinking about someone

428
00:39:32,276 --> 00:39:33,209
other than yourself?

429
00:39:33,211 --> 00:39:37,113
Oh, fuck,
it is what it is, Milo, okay?

430
00:39:37,115 --> 00:39:38,881
If you can't handle it,

431
00:39:38,883 --> 00:39:41,352
don't be here
when I come back!

432
00:39:42,253 --> 00:39:44,256
Cooper!

433
00:40:44,014 --> 00:40:46,017
Of course not.

434
00:41:02,332 --> 00:41:04,135
You like my trick?

435
00:41:05,068 --> 00:41:07,269
Sarah, are you crazy?
I almost fucked you up.

436
00:41:07,271 --> 00:41:09,140
I'm just playing.

437
00:41:11,242 --> 00:41:14,343
Look, I'm sorry
Don's such an asshole

438
00:41:14,345 --> 00:41:16,448
but you need
to get out of here.

439
00:41:17,816 --> 00:41:19,284
Well, that's no fun.

440
00:42:14,606 --> 00:42:17,508
You wanna help me
or what?

441
00:42:34,157 --> 00:42:35,993
Milo?

442
00:43:12,963 --> 00:43:16,267
All right, dick,
you can come out now.

443
00:44:24,068 --> 00:44:25,401
Oh, it's been a killer
weekend, Bun.

444
00:44:25,403 --> 00:44:27,169
We got a ton done.

445
00:44:27,171 --> 00:44:28,169
<i>Did Milo have fun</i>

446
00:44:28,171 --> 00:44:28,970
<i>or did you just
work him to death?</i>

447
00:44:28,972 --> 00:44:31,173
He wanted to work
the whole time.

448
00:44:31,175 --> 00:44:32,173
Check this out.

449
00:44:32,175 --> 00:44:33,376
<i>Wow.</i>

450
00:44:33,378 --> 00:44:35,077
<i>I'm seriously impressed,
Tiger.</i>

451
00:44:35,079 --> 00:44:36,548
I told you not to worry.

452
00:44:38,448 --> 00:44:39,582
<i>Wait, what was that?</i>

453
00:44:39,584 --> 00:44:40,582
What?

454
00:44:40,584 --> 00:44:42,220
<i>I just saw
something behind you.</i>

455
00:44:44,255 --> 00:44:46,057
What are you
talking about?

456
00:44:59,070 --> 00:45:01,637
<i>Don, don't mess with me,
is Milo still there?</i>

457
00:45:01,639 --> 00:45:02,370
No.

458
00:45:02,372 --> 00:45:04,305
He had to head
back to work.

459
00:45:04,307 --> 00:45:05,744
Are you sure?

460
00:45:09,213 --> 00:45:10,512
<i>I don't know.</i>

461
00:45:10,514 --> 00:45:12,782
<i>I thought I saw someone.
Now I'm getting freaked out.</i>

462
00:45:12,784 --> 00:45:13,816
Well, you're not
the one who has to

463
00:45:13,818 --> 00:45:15,550
sleep here tonight,
Bunny.

464
00:45:15,552 --> 00:45:17,153
Check all this out.

465
00:45:17,155 --> 00:45:19,124
<i>Wow, it looks great,
babe.</i>

466
00:45:25,829 --> 00:45:27,162
Babe, if somebody else
was in here,

467
00:45:27,164 --> 00:45:29,330
Cooper would be
all crazy right now.

468
00:45:29,332 --> 00:45:30,765
<i>Good point.</i>

469
00:45:30,767 --> 00:45:32,267
You want I should
sleep with a hammer

470
00:45:32,269 --> 00:45:34,070
under my pillow tonight,
just in case?

471
00:45:34,072 --> 00:45:35,437
<i>You probably better.</i>

472
00:45:35,439 --> 00:45:37,342
<i>I don't want to have to kill
someone when I get there.</i>

473
00:45:46,517 --> 00:45:47,850
<i>Are you okay?</i>

474
00:45:47,852 --> 00:45:48,718
Yeah.

475
00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:50,285
Yeah.
I'm just getting tired, babe.

476
00:45:50,287 --> 00:45:51,454
<i>Well, rest up,
okay, babe?</i>

477
00:45:51,456 --> 00:45:53,325
<i>I'll call you tomorrow.</i>

478
00:46:06,637 --> 00:46:08,640
What the fuck?

479
00:46:52,416 --> 00:46:55,253
Ah!

480
00:46:58,722 --> 00:47:00,724
How's it going, Don?

481
00:47:05,496 --> 00:47:07,365
You wanna talk about it?

482
00:47:11,269 --> 00:47:13,205
Nothing to talk about.

483
00:47:14,238 --> 00:47:16,405
Let's start with the house.

484
00:47:16,407 --> 00:47:18,376
How is she coming along?

485
00:47:18,943 --> 00:47:20,608
Just fine.

486
00:47:20,610 --> 00:47:22,443
Fine, huh?

487
00:47:22,445 --> 00:47:25,280
You know, when a woman
gets to be a certain age,

488
00:47:25,282 --> 00:47:28,283
she doesn't like to be
futzed with too much.

489
00:47:28,285 --> 00:47:30,521
Houses aren't that different,
I guess.

490
00:47:36,660 --> 00:47:39,562
It's...

491
00:47:39,564 --> 00:47:41,363
It's been hard.

492
00:47:41,365 --> 00:47:43,798
I bet.

493
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:45,436
This house is a bitch.

494
00:47:48,872 --> 00:47:50,506
What's that mean?

495
00:47:50,508 --> 00:47:54,376
Well, just that certain
places have personalities,

496
00:47:54,378 --> 00:47:56,680
and sometimes they're rotten.

497
00:47:57,981 --> 00:48:01,152
It takes a real strong hand
to turn them around again.

498
00:48:05,256 --> 00:48:06,888
I'm trying.

499
00:48:06,890 --> 00:48:08,856
"Blessed is the man
who remains

500
00:48:08,858 --> 00:48:11,595
steadfast under trial."

501
00:49:26,871 --> 00:49:28,773
Hi, handsome.

502
00:49:40,550 --> 00:49:43,287
Coop?

503
00:50:12,650 --> 00:50:14,485
Cooper?

504
00:51:32,496 --> 00:51:34,631
- Sarah?
- Sarah, yeah.

505
00:51:35,633 --> 00:51:37,198
No last name?

506
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:38,834
I imagine she has one

507
00:51:38,836 --> 00:51:40,669
but I didn't check her ID,
okay?

508
00:51:40,671 --> 00:51:41,702
She lives
in the neighborhood,

509
00:51:41,704 --> 00:51:43,972
she won't stop
fucking with me!

510
00:51:43,974 --> 00:51:45,110
Look.

511
00:51:49,914 --> 00:51:51,680
And?

512
00:51:51,682 --> 00:51:52,814
And?!

513
00:51:52,816 --> 00:51:53,783
You see the dog, right?

514
00:51:53,785 --> 00:51:55,550
You think he jumped
into the goddamn dryer

515
00:51:55,552 --> 00:51:56,584
by himself?

516
00:51:56,586 --> 00:51:58,053
Did he turn it on, too?

517
00:51:58,055 --> 00:52:00,457
Come on, man.
It was her.

518
00:52:02,559 --> 00:52:04,926
Milo!

519
00:52:04,928 --> 00:52:06,562
Call me back.

520
00:52:06,564 --> 00:52:08,196
Look, I'll put the name
and the description

521
00:52:08,198 --> 00:52:09,030
in my report.

522
00:52:09,032 --> 00:52:10,899
But there's no signs
of forced entry,

523
00:52:10,901 --> 00:52:12,468
no evidence of a struggle,

524
00:52:12,470 --> 00:52:13,968
and you were sleeping
upstairs the whole time

525
00:52:13,970 --> 00:52:15,204
and didn't hear a thing.

526
00:52:15,206 --> 00:52:16,004
Oh, great.

527
00:52:16,006 --> 00:52:16,905
Well, thank you
for your service.

528
00:52:16,907 --> 00:52:19,541
Is this your idea
of law enforcement?

529
00:52:19,543 --> 00:52:21,510
You just poke your head
and you shrug your shoulders

530
00:52:21,512 --> 00:52:22,144
like a dipshit.

531
00:52:22,146 --> 00:52:24,546
You didn't do anything.

532
00:52:24,548 --> 00:52:27,519
Please let us know
if anything else comes up...

533
00:52:28,885 --> 00:52:29,920
King Don.

534
00:53:25,976 --> 00:53:28,680
<i>I hate what you've done
with the place.</i>

535
00:53:33,717 --> 00:53:35,052
I'm sorry.

536
00:53:37,621 --> 00:53:39,224
For what?

537
00:53:42,325 --> 00:53:47,564
I'm sorry for not being
honest from the start.

538
00:53:48,666 --> 00:53:51,135
I'm sorry for
treating you unfairly.

539
00:53:52,202 --> 00:53:55,707
I'm sorry for making
you feel unimportant.

540
00:53:56,941 --> 00:53:59,177
And most of all,
I'm sorry for threatening you.

541
00:54:01,211 --> 00:54:03,077
Wow.

542
00:54:03,079 --> 00:54:04,848
Did you rehearse that?

543
00:54:07,584 --> 00:54:09,553
I deserved that,
but no.

544
00:54:14,724 --> 00:54:15,791
I mean it, I'm sorry.

545
00:54:15,793 --> 00:54:19,361
I understand why
you feel so angry.

546
00:54:19,363 --> 00:54:20,928
Well, it's not
a very nice way

547
00:54:20,930 --> 00:54:23,001
to treat someone, Don.

548
00:54:24,068 --> 00:54:27,205
I hope you treat your wife
and kid better than this.

549
00:54:30,039 --> 00:54:32,643
I love my wife.

550
00:54:34,945 --> 00:54:37,247
And I wish I was stronger.

551
00:54:41,285 --> 00:54:43,721
To make all this up to you,
I got you something.

552
00:54:45,356 --> 00:54:47,959
A gift from a married man.

553
00:54:49,325 --> 00:54:51,295
Sounds a lot like a bribe.

554
00:54:55,666 --> 00:54:58,135
If you're interested,
it's in the kitchen.

555
00:55:07,778 --> 00:55:10,646
I appreciate the apology,
Don.

556
00:55:10,648 --> 00:55:12,617
I don't want things
to get any uglier.

557
00:57:14,771 --> 00:57:16,037
Hey, Bunny.

558
00:57:16,039 --> 00:57:18,106
<i>Hey, Tiger?
What you doin'?</i>

559
00:57:18,108 --> 00:57:20,041
Oh.

560
00:57:20,043 --> 00:57:21,778
Just working.

561
00:57:23,046 --> 00:57:25,180
<i>So, I got a text
from Milo.</i>

562
00:57:25,182 --> 00:57:26,448
Oh, yeah?

563
00:57:26,450 --> 00:57:28,883
<i>It was kind of weird.
He said we needed to talk.</i>

564
00:57:28,885 --> 00:57:30,050
<i>Any idea why?</i>

565
00:57:30,052 --> 00:57:31,887
No,
I have no clue, babe.

566
00:57:31,889 --> 00:57:33,254
<i>Don,
just be honest with me.</i>

567
00:57:33,256 --> 00:57:34,856
<i>Look, is the renovation
in trouble?</i>

568
00:57:34,858 --> 00:57:36,193
<i>Is that what it is?</i>

569
00:57:37,293 --> 00:57:38,994
<i>Did he see some things
that he thinks</i>

570
00:57:38,996 --> 00:57:40,861
<i>I should know about?</i>

571
00:57:40,863 --> 00:57:43,166
No!

572
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:45,100
<i>Tiger, calm down.</i>

573
00:57:45,102 --> 00:57:47,269
Everything is fine, Liz!
All right?

574
00:57:47,271 --> 00:57:50,070
You're gonna throw this
in my face now?!

575
00:57:50,072 --> 00:57:52,006
I have no idea why
Milo called you,

576
00:57:52,008 --> 00:57:57,111
but please, by all means,
call him, find out.

577
00:57:57,113 --> 00:58:00,784
I'm busy.
I... I wanna get back to work.

578
00:58:08,157 --> 00:58:09,893
Shit!

579
00:59:26,903 --> 00:59:28,472
Sarah!

580
01:02:16,372 --> 01:02:18,608
What the fuck!

581
01:03:07,124 --> 01:03:08,325
Oh God!

582
01:03:30,347 --> 01:03:32,213
<i>"You've reached the voicemail
of Officer Henry Baker</i>

583
01:03:32,215 --> 01:03:33,515
<i>of the Portsmith
Police Department.</i>

584
01:03:33,517 --> 01:03:35,582
<i>Please state your name,
number, and detailed message</i>

585
01:03:35,584 --> 01:03:37,253
<i>at the sound of the tone.</i>

586
01:05:07,309 --> 01:05:09,880
Please stop!

587
01:05:37,340 --> 01:05:39,573
Why?

588
01:05:39,575 --> 01:05:41,843
Why are you
doing this to me?

589
01:05:41,845 --> 01:05:44,582
Stay away from me!

590
01:06:00,630 --> 01:06:02,497
Hello?

591
01:06:02,499 --> 01:06:04,599
Tiger?

592
01:06:04,601 --> 01:06:06,769
Cooper,
come here, boy.

593
01:06:08,838 --> 01:06:10,474
Hello?

594
01:06:18,782 --> 01:06:21,552
Cooper, come here.

595
01:06:44,541 --> 01:06:46,309
Absolutely not.

596
01:06:59,923 --> 01:07:02,593
Oh, Jesus, Don,
no dropcloth?

597
01:07:09,898 --> 01:07:13,036
Oh, Jesus, Don,
what did you spill here?

598
01:07:40,997 --> 01:07:44,501
What are you doing, Don?

599
01:07:59,416 --> 01:08:00,984
Oh my God.

600
01:08:45,027 --> 01:08:46,863
Come on, Donald.

601
01:09:21,263 --> 01:09:23,566
What are you up to?

602
01:09:37,045 --> 01:09:38,913
Jesus!

603
01:09:38,915 --> 01:09:40,517
I'm so, so, so sorry.

604
01:09:43,286 --> 01:09:45,019
Uh, I'm sorry,
can I help you?

605
01:09:45,021 --> 01:09:46,119
I didn't mean
to frighten you.

606
01:09:46,121 --> 01:09:47,654
My name is Sarah.

607
01:09:47,656 --> 01:09:48,991
I've been helping Don.

608
01:09:50,593 --> 01:09:52,092
Uh, hel... helping Don?

609
01:09:52,094 --> 01:09:54,595
I'm sorry, what does,
what does that mean exactly?

610
01:09:54,597 --> 01:09:56,867
You know, getting the house
ready for you.

611
01:09:57,767 --> 01:10:00,668
Because you're a carpenter?

612
01:10:00,670 --> 01:10:03,837
No, ma'am.
More like a gofer.

613
01:10:03,839 --> 01:10:06,606
"Drywall screws, boss?
Sure thing!"

614
01:10:06,608 --> 01:10:08,809
I'm an architecture nut.
Don couldn't say no.

615
01:10:08,811 --> 01:10:11,482
No. That definitely
isn't his strong suit.

616
01:10:13,049 --> 01:10:14,782
How long?

617
01:10:14,784 --> 01:10:15,983
I'm sorry?

618
01:10:15,985 --> 01:10:17,017
Your baby?

619
01:10:17,019 --> 01:10:19,055
How long till she's due?

620
01:10:19,789 --> 01:10:21,154
Uh, twelve weeks.

621
01:10:21,156 --> 01:10:23,791
If she's anything like me,
she'll be on time.

622
01:10:23,793 --> 01:10:25,696
If she's like her father,
much later.

623
01:10:26,295 --> 01:10:27,127
May I?

624
01:10:27,129 --> 01:10:28,731
Oh, I don't think so.

625
01:10:30,133 --> 01:10:31,602
Someone's here.

626
01:10:43,646 --> 01:10:44,779
Missus Koch?

627
01:10:44,781 --> 01:10:45,346
Yes?

628
01:10:45,348 --> 01:10:47,582
I'm Ellie Mueller.

629
01:10:47,584 --> 01:10:48,649
Can we talk?

630
01:10:48,651 --> 01:10:50,918
Let me guess,
you're the plumber?

631
01:10:50,920 --> 01:10:53,921
Uh, no, darling,
I work across the street.

632
01:10:53,923 --> 01:10:55,826
But I do deal with
a lot of people's shit.

633
01:10:57,293 --> 01:10:59,327
That's right,
Don did mention you, sorry.

634
01:10:59,329 --> 01:11:01,796
Would, would you
like to come in?

635
01:11:01,798 --> 01:11:03,965
Why don't we chat
outside instead?

636
01:11:03,967 --> 01:11:06,836
Okay. Sure, just, uh,
give me a sec, okay?

637
01:11:10,173 --> 01:11:12,675
Hey, sorry to be rude
but, um...

638
01:11:13,142 --> 01:11:14,811
Hello?

639
01:11:17,045 --> 01:11:18,846
So how's Don doing?

640
01:11:18,848 --> 01:11:22,283
He looks tired,
but he's a workhorse.

641
01:11:22,285 --> 01:11:24,385
Where... where is he now?

642
01:11:24,387 --> 01:11:25,319
I'm not really sure.

643
01:11:25,321 --> 01:11:27,887
He must have just
taken the dog for a run.

644
01:11:27,889 --> 01:11:31,794
I, I should have called first,
but I wanted to surprise him.

645
01:11:33,228 --> 01:11:35,261
Would you say
it's a good marriage?

646
01:11:35,263 --> 01:11:38,164
I'm sorry?

647
01:11:38,166 --> 01:11:39,166
Ah.

648
01:11:39,168 --> 01:11:40,368
This house has a history

649
01:11:40,370 --> 01:11:42,802
of bringing out
the worst in people.

650
01:11:42,804 --> 01:11:46,774
I just wanted make sure
you two are prepared for that.

651
01:11:46,776 --> 01:11:47,708
Right.

652
01:11:47,710 --> 01:11:49,176
Well, it, it clearly
needs a lot of work,

653
01:11:49,178 --> 01:11:51,044
but it's...
it's not that bad.

654
01:11:51,046 --> 01:11:52,779
I'm sure we'll manage.

655
01:11:52,781 --> 01:11:54,114
You never really know
until you start

656
01:11:54,116 --> 01:11:56,150
tearing a place up,
though.

657
01:11:56,152 --> 01:11:57,885
Uh-hmm.

658
01:11:57,887 --> 01:12:00,154
Well, thank you for your
concern, really, uh,

659
01:12:00,156 --> 01:12:02,288
but Don and I have been
through much worse,

660
01:12:02,290 --> 01:12:04,628
so we'll be fine.

661
01:12:34,456 --> 01:12:37,227
I am not creeped out
by this house one bit.

662
01:12:38,161 --> 01:12:41,965
I am in complete control
of my emotions.

663
01:12:43,098 --> 01:12:44,934
Just like Beyonce.

664
01:12:55,344 --> 01:12:57,714
Oh, Christ.

665
01:13:33,215 --> 01:13:35,419
Fuck this.

666
01:14:07,482 --> 01:14:09,182
Hi.

667
01:14:09,184 --> 01:14:10,720
I'm worried.

668
01:14:21,330 --> 01:14:23,500
My husband is a fuck-up.

669
01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:26,333
Well, you're not the first
woman to say that

670
01:14:26,335 --> 01:14:27,935
about her husband.

671
01:14:27,937 --> 01:14:29,171
No.

672
01:14:30,205 --> 01:14:33,342
I don't mean he, uh,
leaves the toilet seat up.

673
01:14:36,278 --> 01:14:38,247
He, um...

674
01:14:40,215 --> 01:14:42,382
he defrauded his clients

675
01:14:42,384 --> 01:14:45,151
out of their
retirement funds.

676
01:14:45,153 --> 01:14:49,123
He barely avoided fifteen years
in a federal prison.

677
01:14:49,125 --> 01:14:50,990
He cheated on me

678
01:14:50,992 --> 01:14:53,894
while I was trying
to get pregnant,

679
01:14:53,896 --> 01:14:57,064
and then he insists
that buying this house

680
01:14:57,066 --> 01:14:59,936
was our second chance,
so, yeah.

681
01:15:00,836 --> 01:15:02,272
So why'd you stay?

682
01:15:05,907 --> 01:15:08,441
The alternatives
seemed worse.

683
01:15:08,443 --> 01:15:11,311
Life is a series
of choices.

684
01:15:11,313 --> 01:15:13,614
Cause and effect.

685
01:15:13,616 --> 01:15:16,617
Sounds like Don hasn't
learned that dynamic yet.

686
01:15:16,619 --> 01:15:18,485
I'm just scared.

687
01:15:18,487 --> 01:15:20,053
Oh, I'm scared
he's drinking again.

688
01:15:20,055 --> 01:15:22,125
He's probably drunk
right now.

689
01:15:23,425 --> 01:15:27,026
I think this house just
pushed him right over the edge.

690
01:15:27,028 --> 01:15:29,999
This house has a habit
of testing men.

691
01:15:30,532 --> 01:15:31,865
I've met families
who have lived there

692
01:15:31,867 --> 01:15:34,635
happily for years
and others

693
01:15:34,637 --> 01:15:37,171
who never make it a home.

694
01:15:37,173 --> 01:15:40,173
The difference seems to
come down to the character

695
01:15:40,175 --> 01:15:43,077
and determination
of the people moving in.

696
01:15:43,079 --> 01:15:45,115
Well, we're screwed, then.

697
01:15:46,648 --> 01:15:48,184
So what's the plan?

698
01:15:49,117 --> 01:15:51,017
I don't know.
Wait for him to come home,

699
01:15:51,019 --> 01:15:52,388
sober up.

700
01:15:53,555 --> 01:15:56,927
And then have a long,
honest talk about our future.

701
01:15:57,994 --> 01:16:00,197
You're a brave woman, Liz.

702
01:16:01,129 --> 01:16:03,263
You want my advice?

703
01:16:03,265 --> 01:16:04,465
Get your husband
and your baby

704
01:16:04,467 --> 01:16:06,836
far away from that house.

705
01:16:48,009 --> 01:16:49,512
Uh, excuse me?

706
01:16:52,013 --> 01:16:53,315
Don?

707
01:16:56,419 --> 01:16:58,252
Don?

708
01:16:58,254 --> 01:16:59,990
Jesus.

709
01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:05,159
Welcome home.

710
01:17:05,161 --> 01:17:06,961
What the fuck
is going on here?

711
01:17:06,963 --> 01:17:08,162
A party.

712
01:17:08,164 --> 01:17:10,631
Where is my husband?

713
01:17:10,633 --> 01:17:12,466
Upstairs, I think.

714
01:17:12,468 --> 01:17:14,400
Cocktail?

715
01:17:14,402 --> 01:17:16,138
Fuck off.

716
01:17:17,473 --> 01:17:18,675
Don?

717
01:17:23,679 --> 01:17:25,282
Don!

718
01:17:35,223 --> 01:17:36,625
Don!

719
01:17:42,464 --> 01:17:44,166
Joining?

720
01:17:45,433 --> 01:17:47,070
No.

721
01:17:48,304 --> 01:17:49,569
Don?

722
01:17:49,571 --> 01:17:51,105
The show's already started.

723
01:17:51,107 --> 01:17:52,709
Go upstairs.

724
01:19:15,357 --> 01:19:17,093
Don?!

725
01:19:18,360 --> 01:19:20,030
Don!

726
01:19:58,134 --> 01:19:59,702
Oh.

727
01:20:21,656 --> 01:20:23,157
Stop!

728
01:20:23,159 --> 01:20:24,561
Stop!

729
01:20:41,242 --> 01:20:42,879
Is the show over already?

730
01:20:59,661 --> 01:21:01,763
That's my girl.

731
01:21:39,802 --> 01:21:41,568
The male performers
wore costumes

732
01:21:41,570 --> 01:21:43,369
because the owner
felt the mix of erotic

733
01:21:43,371 --> 01:21:45,674
and grotesque heightened
the experience.

734
01:21:46,407 --> 01:21:47,873
He was right.

735
01:21:47,875 --> 01:21:50,245
We were popular,
and the money flowed in.

736
01:21:50,745 --> 01:21:52,945
Some nights,
we'd work until dawn.

737
01:21:52,947 --> 01:21:55,649
It was too busy
to keep an eye on everyone.

738
01:21:55,651 --> 01:21:57,320
Even the innocent ones.

739
01:21:57,987 --> 01:22:00,290
Even the not-so-innocent.

740
01:22:03,392 --> 01:22:05,859
He played with her for months
and then killed her,

741
01:22:05,861 --> 01:22:07,627
dumping her body
at the train tracks,

742
01:22:07,629 --> 01:22:09,395
and the world moved on.

743
01:22:09,397 --> 01:22:12,735
Well, some of the world did.

744
01:22:14,737 --> 01:22:17,971
When he killed me,
my body never left the house.

745
01:22:17,973 --> 01:22:19,840
I was a star,

746
01:22:19,842 --> 01:22:23,010
loved by the men who
came through our doors,

747
01:22:23,012 --> 01:22:25,948
but not one of them
questioned my disappearance.

748
01:22:27,650 --> 01:22:31,454
All men really love
is the power you give them.

749
01:23:15,563 --> 01:23:17,432
Don.

750
01:23:18,866 --> 01:23:21,670
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

751
01:23:26,407 --> 01:23:28,510
I'm so sorry.

752
01:23:30,446 --> 01:23:32,381
I couldn't get them all.

753
01:23:33,715 --> 01:23:36,048
Don, baby?

754
01:23:36,050 --> 01:23:38,553
What happened to you?
What happened?

755
01:23:39,888 --> 01:23:41,020
Hey, look, look.

756
01:23:41,022 --> 01:23:42,855
I don't know what the fuck
is going on in this house,

757
01:23:42,857 --> 01:23:45,592
but we got to get
out of here right now.

758
01:23:45,594 --> 01:23:47,430
It's not that easy.

759
01:23:48,563 --> 01:23:50,465
What does that mean?

760
01:23:51,532 --> 01:23:52,966
Bunny, I fucked up again.

761
01:23:52,968 --> 01:23:55,435
What does that mean,
Don?

762
01:23:55,437 --> 01:23:58,538
I just...
I felt so small.

763
01:23:58,540 --> 01:24:00,977
I just wanted to be
the man one more time.

764
01:24:02,643 --> 01:24:04,744
You understand that
don't you, Bunny?

765
01:24:04,746 --> 01:24:07,480
No!

766
01:24:07,482 --> 01:24:09,449
I don't!

767
01:24:09,451 --> 01:24:10,717
Bunny!

768
01:24:10,719 --> 01:24:12,052
I promise I can change.

769
01:24:12,054 --> 01:24:14,788
I promise it'll be different.
Bunny, look at me.

770
01:24:14,790 --> 01:24:18,758
Bunny, you just have to say
that you understand

771
01:24:18,760 --> 01:24:19,860
and that it's okay.

772
01:24:19,862 --> 01:24:21,595
Please.

773
01:24:21,597 --> 01:24:25,034
It's not okay!

774
01:24:29,437 --> 01:24:31,106
I can change, Liz!

775
01:24:56,432 --> 01:24:57,565
I'm proud of you, Liz!

776
01:24:57,567 --> 01:24:59,969
Thought you weren't gonna
make it there at the end.

777
01:25:15,517 --> 01:25:17,450
<i>Hey, Liz.</i>

778
01:25:17,452 --> 01:25:18,987
<i>Liz!</i>

779
01:25:59,061 --> 01:26:00,530
Nope!

780
01:27:04,192 --> 01:27:06,028
<i>You did good.</i>

781
01:27:07,896 --> 01:27:08,694
I'd offer you some,

782
01:27:08,696 --> 01:27:10,696
but it isn't the
seventies anymore.

783
01:27:10,698 --> 01:27:13,233
You knew?

784
01:27:13,235 --> 01:27:15,101
Yeah,

785
01:27:15,103 --> 01:27:17,837
I watch this house
and it watches mine.

786
01:27:17,839 --> 01:27:20,640
Why the fuck
didn't you warn us?

787
01:27:20,642 --> 01:27:23,275
Life is a series
of choices, Liz.

788
01:27:23,277 --> 01:27:25,311
You can't talk someone
into doing the right thing

789
01:27:25,313 --> 01:27:27,146
or the wrong thing.

790
01:27:27,148 --> 01:27:28,882
I couldn't keep someone
out of this house

791
01:27:28,884 --> 01:27:31,117
any more than
those girls inside

792
01:27:31,119 --> 01:27:33,252
could keep someone
out of mine.

793
01:27:33,254 --> 01:27:36,791
Need to lay the options out
and see what they choose.

794
01:27:37,358 --> 01:27:39,528
A test.

795
01:27:40,128 --> 01:27:41,764
Exactly.

796
01:27:42,863 --> 01:27:45,268
Well, it seems like
a pretty shitty game.

797
01:27:46,668 --> 01:27:47,969
It is, kiddo.

798
01:27:48,970 --> 01:27:50,973
But I didn't make the rules.

799
01:29:21,463 --> 01:29:23,832
Hello, my little angel.

800
01:29:25,166 --> 01:29:27,303
You don't wanna
sleep at all, do you?

801
01:29:28,737 --> 01:29:31,007
After your nap,
we're gonna go to the park.

802
01:29:32,073 --> 01:29:33,075
Would you like that, huh?

803
01:29:39,246 --> 01:29:40,915
I love you so much.

804
01:30:13,147 --> 01:30:15,450
<i>That's my girl.</i>

805
01:30:18,152 --> 01:30:20,986
<i>♪ Ought to know
what a liar I am</i>

806
01:30:20,988 --> 01:30:22,892
<i>♪ Ought to know me by now</i>

807
01:30:22,894 --> 01:30:23,823
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808
01:30:23,825 --> 01:30:26,391
<i>♪ Don't curse me
for my nature</i>

809
01:30:26,393 --> 01:30:30,165
<i>♪ Don't bless me
for my wrongs</i>

810
01:30:32,534 --> 01:30:34,769
<i>♪ Just a bad penny</i>

811
01:30:35,269 --> 01:30:37,706
<i>♪ I always come back to you</i>

812
01:30:38,240 --> 01:30:40,306
<i>♪ Just a bad penny</i>

813
01:30:40,308 --> 01:30:42,912
♪♪

814
01:30:52,454 --> 01:30:55,020
<i>♪ Just a bad penny</i>

815
01:30:55,022 --> 01:30:57,990
<i>♪ I always come back to you</i>

816
01:30:57,992 --> 01:31:00,228
<i>♪ Should have known
you couldn't trust me</i>

817
01:31:01,196 --> 01:31:03,432
<i>♪ As far as you could throw me</i>

818
01:31:07,134 --> 01:31:08,937
<i>♪ Couldn't throw me too far</i>

819
01:31:09,537 --> 01:31:11,173
<i>♪ Just a bad penny</i>

820
01:31:12,941 --> 01:31:15,244
<i>♪ Couldn't throw me too far</i>

821
01:31:17,179 --> 01:31:19,578
<i>♪ I think I fucked
your girlfriend once</i>

822
01:31:19,580 --> 01:31:22,414
♪♪

823
01:31:22,416 --> 01:31:24,818
<i>♪ Maybe twice,
I don't remember</i>

824
01:31:24,820 --> 01:31:27,188
<i>♪ Then I fucked all your
friend's girlfriends</i>

825
01:31:28,156 --> 01:31:29,992
<i>♪ Now they hate you</i>

826
01:31:30,892 --> 01:31:32,361
<i>♪ Just a bad penny</i>

827
01:31:33,361 --> 01:31:35,231
<i>♪ Just a bad penny</i>

828
01:31:36,231 --> 01:31:37,967
<i>♪ Such a bad penny</i>

829
01:31:39,034 --> 01:31:41,967
<i>♪ A bad bad penny</i>

830
01:31:41,969 --> 01:31:44,436
<i>♪ Ought to know
what a liar I am</i>

831
01:31:44,438 --> 01:31:46,808
<i>♪ Ought to know me by know</i>

832
01:31:47,474 --> 01:31:49,477
<i>♪ Such a bad penny</i>

833
01:31:50,211 --> 01:31:52,481
<i>♪ A bad bad penny</i>

834
01:31:53,147 --> 01:31:55,614
<i>♪ Ought to know
what a liar I am</i>

835
01:31:55,616 --> 01:31:57,887
<i>♪ Ought to know me by now ♪</i>