Deadmeat Chronicles: Panic in the Backyard

>Deadmeat, Princess Princess and Andrew are giggling.
>It is outside time once again and they are pushing a ball between them.
>Deadmeat noses the ball to Princess Princess.
>She pushes the ball back and starts to smile.
>Andrew joins in and they all start to giggle and laugh.
>Princess Princess catches the ball and gets ready to push it again when Alexander truddles over and grabs it.
>”Awexandeh baww! Gif baww noa!”
>Before Princess Princess can say anything Deadmeat runs over and pushes Alexander.
>”Yoo bad fwuffy! Dat nuu yoo baww!” Deadmeat puffs his cheeks.
>Alexander rolls back.
>He jumps up and starts to stomp, “Yoo bad fwuffy! Yoo bad bad bad fwuffy!”
>He starts to puff his cheeks, “Fwuffy come to smawty!”
>Princess Princess starts to stomp, “Yoo nuu smawty! Pwincess Pwincess am smawty!”
>Alexander points at her, “Yoo dum dum smawty! Awexandeh be smawty!”
>”Nuu! Am smawty! Mommeh say so!” Princess Princess yells.
>Deadmeat gets into a defensive stance, “Yoo nuu smawty! Yoo bad fwuffy!”
>Four fluffies get behind Alexander, a group of fluffies start to wonder over to your argument.
>Alexander looks at Andrew, “Yoo fwuffy, get wif smawty!”
>Andrew looks between Deadmeat and Alexander.
>Alexander starts to yell, “Come to smawty! Noa!”
>Deadmeat growls cutely, “Yoo nuu smawty!”
>Princess Princess looks at Deadmeat and starts to stand bravely.
>She walks beside Deadmeat and looks down her nose at Alexander, “yoo nuu am smawty. Pwincess Pwincess am smawty!”
>Andrew stands and looks at Alexander, “Yoo nuu smawty!”
>Andrew waddles next to Deadmeat and puffs his cheeks.
>The other fluffies see Andrew and walk behind Deadmeat and Princess Princess.
>Alexander watches the fluffies get behind Deadmeat and Princess Princess.
>He starts to stomp, “Nuu! Nuu! Dat stinky bad fwuffy!”
>Princess points at Alexander, “Yoo bad fwuffy! Yoo nuu get baww for west of day!”
>Alexander starts to stomp and spinning furiously.
>He then falls on his back and starts kicking and crying, “Wahhhhh! Awexandeh nee be smawty! Wa-wahhhhhhh!”
>After a few seconds he jumps up and runs to the house with his cronies behind him, “Mommeeehhhhh!”
>Deadmeat watches as he runs of and starts to step toward the fleeing unicorn.
>”Deadmeat gif owchies!”, The scarred maroon unicorn declares.
>Princess Princess stops him by hugging his neck and holding him back, “Yay! Fwen hewp Pwincess Pwincess!”
>The maroon unicorn struggles to get to the light blue unicorn but freezes.
>He looks toward the fence.
>He hears cracking.
>Cracking at the spot he has been hearing scratches.
>”Wha dat?”
>The light brown alicorn still hugs him, “Pwincess Pwincess gif huggies siwwy!”
>The maroon unicorn’s blood goes cold when a new sound comes from the cracking fence.
*WOOF*
>He sees the bottom boards start to move and a black nose start to push its way in.
>The maroon unicorn looks on in terror, “Wun!”
>Princess Princess stops hugging him and looks at him, “Wha fwen say?”
>”WUN!”
>You frantically look around and remember that the woof woof monsters don’t attack the two legged monsters.
>The maroon unicorn starts to push the light brown alicorn.
>Andrew gets next to him, “Wha wong? Why fwen scawed?”
>Deadmeat shouts a warning to all the fluffies nearby, “Munsta!”
>Snarls come from the fence as the dog’s nose pushes further and starts to bite the planks.
>The fluffies hear what Deadmeat said and panic sets in, “Munsta!”, “Hewp fwuffy!”, “Whaaaa!”
>Poopie smells start to fill the air.
>Princess Princess is still trying to figure out what Deadmeat is doing, “Why push smawty!? Nee stay wif hewd!”
>One fluffy recognizes the sounds and the nose of the creature trying to get through the fence.
>”Oooooo! Puppy! Fwuffy wan pway!”
>Princess Princess hears that and wiggles away from Deadmeat, “Whewe puppy! Pwincess Pwincess wan see!”
>Deadmeat looks at Andrew and sees he is running to the house.
>”Andwew wun! Deadmeat get fwen!”
>Deadmeat chases after Princess Princess.
>The dog bites away a large part of a board and claws at the sides.
>Finally the dog creates a hole large enough for it to squeeze through.
>It bounds into the yard, it is a medium sized dog with short hair. It had white, brown and black splotches coloring its fur.
>Its stomach is lean and its ribs showing.
>A fluffy comes truddling up to it quickly, “Puppy pway wif fwuffy! Puppy pway- EEeeeEeeEEEE!!!”
>The dog quickly bites down on the head of the playful creature in front of it and starts to shake.
>Princess Princess freezes as she watches the dog drop the fluffy on the ground and step on it.
>”Wahhh! Why puppy hewt fwuffy! Wahhhh-!
>The dog bites and rips a large part of the fluffy’s neck out.
>The fluffy make gurgling noises as blood squirts from the wound.
>Deadmeat has a chance to get between Princess Princess and the dog, “Go back! Wun!”
>The dog quickly bites the meat a few time and swallows it.
>It bends down and rips open the belly of the fluffy hungrily eating its guts.
>Princess Princess does a little dance trying to get past Deadmeat.
>”Mof bad fwuffy! Pwincess Pwincess teww bad puppy he nuu pway wif toys!”
>”Nuu! Munsta make fwen dead! Wun!”
>Princess Princess gets frustrated and stomps furiously.
>She boops Deadmeat on his nose, “Mof! Pwincess Pwincess make puppy pway nice wif hewd!”
>”NnnnNNNNNNN!” Deadmeat whines in frustration as well.
>He pushes Princess Princess making her roll back as he hears another fluffy scream.
>”Whaaaaaa! Bad fwuffy gif owies to smawty!” She wails in protest.
>Before she can get her balance and back on her feet Deadmeat runs to her and bites her mane.
>He starts to drag her toward the house.
>”Why Siw Wiwwam Retipoo dwag smawty! Wet smawty go!” Princess Princess babbles angrily.
>Deadmeat glances up seeing the dog trot their way.
>He starts to drag faster but still much slower than the dog closing in.
>Princess Princess looks at the dog and shakes her hoof at him, “Yoo bad puppy! Yoo nuu pway wif toys!”
>A fluffy running by comes between the two fluffies and the dog.
>The dog looks at the closer fluffy and bites down on its back.
>The fluffy gives a shrill cry as the dog picks it up and tosses it.
>Deadmeat doesn’t pay attention as he drags his friend to the door.
>He ignores the cries of the fluffy as it is eaten alive.
>He drags Princess Princess up the ramp to the pet door and lets go, “Go in stinky wa wa munsta hidey hole!”
>Princess Princess jumps up and shakes her fluff.
>She shakes her hoof at Deadmeat angrily, “Yoo bad fwuffy Siw Wiwwam Googiwoo! Yoo nuu gif owies to smawty!”
>Deadmeat stomps in frustration before pushing the light brown alicorn with the light purple mane through the pet door.
>She lets out a shout of rage as she rolls into the house.
>Deadmeat glances back seeing the remains of a few more fluffies and the dog chasing down yet another fluffy in its new found feast.
>Deadmeat ducks and walks into the pet door to escape the woof woof monster.
>He is halfway through when Princess Princess pomfs him.
>”Yoo bad bad bad fwuffy! Wet Pwincess Pwincess ou’! Nee bee wif hewd! Nee teww bad puppy nuu toys!”
>She bops him furiously on his head knocking him down.
>”Nuu! Deadmeat twy hewp fwen! Woof woof munsta gif biggest owchies! Owies! Nuu hewt Deadmeat!”
>The maroon unicorn covers his face to protect him from the light brown alicorn’s assault.
>Princess Princess tries to push the maroon unicorn back.
>Deadmeat starts tryin to get through the door again.
>”Pwincess Pwincess am smawty! Yoo nuu say wha Pwincess Pwincess do!”
>”Mof! Wet Deadmeat in! Get way fwom munsta!”
>”Nuu!”, She snaps pushing harder, “Pwincess Pwincess gif sowwies to puppy!”
>Princess Princess gives a mighty shove.
>”Wet Deadmeat in! DeadmeeeeeEEEEEEEEE!!!”
>The maroon unicorn fluffy is jerked violently out of the pet door.
>Princess Princess raises her nose and sniffs, “Now bad fwuffy haf mof, Pwincess Pwincess gif puppy sowwies!”
>She walks through the door as Andrew runs up.
>”Wai’! fwen dwop hown tingie!”
>He bites the cork and heads out the pet door as well.
>Deadmeat is crying and pawing at the ground as the dog casually walks holding the unicorn fluffy’s rear left leg in his mouth.
>Princess Princess truddles behind babbling angrily at the bad dog.
>Across the yards about a dozen dead fluffy body’s are strewn.
>Most ripped in half, some missing their heads.
>Several have legs missing.
>Most bodies have their bellies ripped open and their shredded intestines spread out from their bodies.
>The dog tosses Deadmeat as he screams futily, “AaaiieeeeeeEeeeEE!”
>He lands roughly on the ground and bounces, “Owies! Weggie! Hewt deadmeat weggi! Owchies! OwchieeeEEEEEEE!”
>The dog is back on him biting his leg and shaking lazily and he growls playfully.
>Princess Princess looks at the yard in horror seeing all her herd mates with hurties from the dog.
>She stomps up to the dog that is biting Deadmeat’s leg over and over and pomfs his rear leg.
>”Yoo bad puppy! Nuu hewt fwuffies! Yoo nuu get toys to pway wif!”
>She makes her point by sticking her tongue out at the creature.
>”Now bad puppy be nicies!”
>The dog lets go of the unicorn’s leg and turns to the light brown alicorn.
>”ROMF!” He lunges at her and bites at her face.
>”Ahhhhh! Puppy be bad puppy!” Princess Princess says jumping back.
>The dog starts to jump around her barking.
>Princess Princess tries to face the dog but can’t focus on him, “Yoo bad puppy! Yoo nuu be gud! Smawty haf mommeh gif yoo sowwies!”
>The dog now full and playful starts to nip her rump.
>”Owies! Nuu! Bad puppy!” The light brown alicorn starst to jump at the dogs nips.
>The dog bites Princess Princess’s rear and pulls her back.
>”AiiiEEEEeeeEE! Nuuu! Puppy hewt Pwincess Pwincess! Hewp smawty! Ahhhhhhh!”
>She cries as fear starts to set in.
>She starts to realize this animal might be dangerous.
>”Hewp! Hewp Pwincess Pwincess!”
>The dog casually tosses her across the grass.
>She lands on her back and slides as the dog runs up and places his paw on her chest.
>She kicks her hoofs uselessly as the dog looks down on her panting.
>”Bad puppy! Wet smawty go!”
>His breath starts to fill her nostrils, she starts to smell the blood and gore from her herd mates that were just killed.
>”Yoo bad puppy! Nuu toys! Bad!... wet smawty go…”
>She stares at the dog as it is still panting, not listening to her, not letting her go.
>”Mommeh gif yoo sowwies! Wet smawty go!”
>She starts to really get scared, “Wet smaty go! You get sowwies fwom mommeh! Mommeh gif yoo sowwies!”
>The dog starts to lean over opening his mouth.
>”Mommeh gowing to… MOMMEHHHHH!”
>Drips of his saliva hit her in the face, the stench of his kills still on his breath as he bends down to feed one more time.
>He gets ever closer to her.
>He stops abruptly, “ARRRRR! ARRRR! ARRRRR! ARRR! ARRR!”
>The dog jumps away from the light brown alicorn.
>In his back right leg at his knee joint is a maroon unicorn fluffy.
>His carbon alloy horn skewering the dogs leg sticking completely through.
>The dog tries to run away hobbling as Deadmeat’s horn slides out of the dog’s leg.
>The dog runs on as Deadmeat forces himself to stand.
>His rear left leg is matted with boo boo juices and looks a bit funny.
>He starts sending sparklies from his horn, “Deadmeat gif BIGGEST OWCHIES!”
>Princess Princess jumps up and starts to run to the house, “Mommeh! Moooommmmehhhhh! Wahhhhhhhh!”
>The dog still whimpers as it trots to a tree and lays down licking its injured knee.
>Deadmeat is trotting toward the dog hobbling not putting weight on his back rear leg.
>The dog looks up at Deadmeat snarling and barking.
>Deadmeat charges ahead and lowers his horn.
>The dog snaps at him but misses letting his horn slide under its chin.
>Deadmeat rams the dog piercing the dog’s neck.
>The dog lets out a yelp and pushes himself away from this fluffy terror.
>The dog now hurt and bleeding badly starts to try to get to the fence.
>Boo boo juice flows freely from the dog’s neck.
>Deadmeat gives a whine as he falls down on his hurt leg.
>He slowly gets back up and looks at the dog.
>The dog starts to rasp for breath and lays down.
>Deadmeat trots as fast as he can limping on his back leg.
>He closes in on the dog from his side.
>The dog pads at its neck weakly.
>He doesn’t pay attention to the maroon fluffy as he charges the final time.
>Deadmeat hits the dog in its side as hard as he can with his alloy horn.
>The dog lets out a few yelps of pain as his head slowly sinks down.
>Deadmeat wiggles his horn in the dog.
>”I heard my little smarty yelling, what does my little precious…. Oh fucking hell… what happened out here…”
>The rich girl with blue hair looks about her yard and all the dead fluffies.
>”Mommeh! Mommeh! Puppy hewt Pwincess Pwincess mommeh! Wahhhhhh! Wa wahhhhh!”
>Deadmeat pulls out of the dog and tries to stand.
>”OWIES! WEGGIE! OWIES!” He falls hard as the pain from his leg starts to set in.
>”Deadmeat hewt! Wahhhhhh huu huuuuu! Wahhhhhh…” he lays whining.
>Deadmeat then looks to the fence.
>He sees the hole.
>The rich girl picks up the crying alicorn, “Oh mommy is so sorry! Are you alright Princess Princess?”
>”Puppy… hewt…. Wahhhhhh he nuu wisten to smawty… wahhhhhh…”
>She quiets down and buries her face into the breast of her owner.
>”What puppy?” She looks around and quickly spots the dead dog.
>”Oh fuck… what killed it? Oh fuck… how did it get in? OH FUCK! CHARLES!”
>Deadmeat tentatively tries to stand but the pain in his rear leg won’t let him.
>He slowly starts to crawl to the hole.
>He finally sees freedom.
>”What the fucking hell? Something else to fix!”
>Charles comes up to the hole and places cinder blocks in front of it.
>Deadmeat stomps his front hooves, “Nuuu! Deadmeat wan go way! Deadmeat wan go way…”
>Princess Princess trots in front of the hurt fluffy, “Yoo bad fwuffy Siw Wiwwam Hugmalt!”
>”Onwy Pwincess Pwincess say when to gif sowwies!”
>She gazes down at the maroon unicorn.
>She then hugs him, “But Pwincess Pwincess tank yoo…”
>The blue haired girl looks down at the maroon fluffy.
>”Sir William Reginald…. Did you save my fluffy?”
>Deadmeat doesn’t look up, “Go way…. “
>”Sir William Reginald I just want to… Your leg!”
>The rich girl sets down beside the injured unicorn, “Charles! Bring me a box with lots of blankets! Now!”
>”You’re not going to let that on die? Oh well…”
>The man starts to walk off.
>”Faster!” The woman commands.
>”What the… who the fuck ate my nuts! Fucking construction workers….”
>Andrew truddles up in front of Deadmeat.
>He proudly drops the cork in front of Deadmeat’s nose.
>“Andwew bwing fwen hown tingie!”
>Andrew sets back and wags his tail smiling.