(DITF) BULLYPOSTER CRASHES HIR02 WEDDING

>Hir02's wedding
>huge preparations
>everything from the dress, to the feast, to the seats to everything else is perfect
>nearly every member of the cast is invited, including all the remaining parasites existing
>the biggest ceremony is beginning
>suddenly everyone is on their seat
>you are one of the guys from the last seats
>you are bored as fuck feel like something is missing
>you look around, and find the buffet
>meh
>but your eyes shine when you see a huge stack of booze brewed by some clandestine parasites
>strong stuff, obtained by cultivated malt and APE medicines
>while the ceremony begins you are hidden drinking like an irish old man
>you are smashed and start hitting on everyone, crashing a pair of tables and trying to fight goro for stealing your supposed fish rods
>you suddenly cry on futoshi's shoulder for being so happy
>you puke on Kokoro's new dress, covering her pregnant belly, and you assault mitsuru hugging him and laughing like a madman
>hachi understands what is happening and wants you to sober up outside
>you take it personally and knock him out with a single aimed drunk punch
>you are now dressed only in boxers, throwing tables and chairs everywhere
>some parasites try to stop you, but no one can contain your free spirit
>even futoshi/goro try to stop you but to no avail
>suddenly even hiro, that covered all of this in fake smiles, asks you to stop it
>you belch like no one ever belched before, echoing through all the zone, the female parasites are shocked and disgusted(edited)
>everyone is sick of your behaviour, and start chasing you
>you run away and they don't see you anymore
>the ceremony continues calmly
>suddenly a training bot starts disrupting the wedding, muffling music playing inside the cockpit
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7woEXovruc
>everyone is panicking
>02 and hiro ask themselves what the fuck is happening right now
>02 with an Olympic tier jump, manages to throw you out of the cockpit
>as soon as you hit the ground, you have fallen asleep in front of the mistleteinn
>even 02 and saurified hiro can't manage to move you out of the way, so they decide to let you there on the frontdoor,sleeping.
>night comes, and you start snoring like a fucking dragon
>you snore so much they totally ruined 02's mood for sex
>you literally turned down 02's and hiro's libido because of your unnatural and loud snoring, ruining totally their first night as a wed couple
>you wake up with a huge headache
>you enter mistleteinn's living room
>p13 are looking at you with PURE RAGE
>you ask what happened yesterday