(Bat) Mangocalypse

>Be Quiin.
>Sirocca asked for a mango.
>You brought her one.
>She asked for another.
>You brought her another.
>And another.
>And another.
>Finally, you tell her she's had more than enough.
>She stares at you like you just killed her mother and raped her dog.
>"You can never have too many mangoes."
>You feel a rumbling in the earth.
>The floor splits open.
>A giant mango-cthulhu rises with Sirocca on his head.
"What the f-"
>It grabs you with its giant mango hands.
>And rips your mind apart.
>And then rips your body apart.
>And then rapes you.
>And then eats you.
>Sirocca takes over the world.
>You've met with a terrible fate.

>Be Nuke.
>Walking through town with Sirocca.
>See Quiin walking ahead of you.
>Take flight, grab Sirocca in your hooves.
>Fly over Quiin.
"Hey Quiin! Look out!"
>She looks up as you drop Sirocca.
>Sirocca latches to her face.
>You fly away.

>Be Quiin.
>Sirocca is now attached to your face.
>"Miss Quiin, do you have any mangoes?"
"I do not have any mangoes."
>"But... why?"
"I don't like mangoes."
>YOU DIED.

>Be Sirocca
>Quiin is dead, because she hates mangoes.
>All heretics will soon be culled.
>Every last one of them.
>Hail mango.
"HAIL MANGO!"
>Everyone in the marketplace stops and stares at you.
>Only one other pony yells "Hail mango!"
>You spare him, while everyone else dies.
>The Mangocalypse is nigh.